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Last time on /ss13g/
>Major tom died
>local vox slut samefags on the thread
>vampire nerf finally happening

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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Everything fucking sucks
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>samefags
Oh the delusion!
I'd rail Rail any time of the day.

Also, 50 posts too early you retard.
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>(MANUAL BAN) Built an AME which stretched from Cargo across the hallway, effectively blocking arrivals
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>>128264120
>being autistic
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Ground Control to Major Tom
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Fifth for RIP David Bowie
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>acknowledging memeshittery in the OP
Shame on you
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I still don't think Rail is the one Railposting.
But it got old after like two threads.
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>>128264281
If you want to be a famous namefaggot you have to shill yourself in the thread, it's them.
Especially how shit they are.
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>>128264186
>be a retard
>get called out for it
>"lmao autism"
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>>128264361
>If you want to be a famous namefaggot you have to shill yourself in the thread
1) you are assuming "forced meme everyone will forget soon" means famous
2) you have no idea how wrong you are
3) you're probably new
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>>128264453
>current year
>having autism
cmon man get with the times
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>>128264473
1. If you force it long enough you will be remembered
2. Every namefaggot does it to get noticed
3. Been here since before pomf started and mister server shit
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>>128264361
>yourself
Do you really believe that?
I bet that you are Rail.
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>>128264549
>current year
>shitposting
Oh wait, that's spot-on.
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>>128264361
I mean
I asked Rail's player and she said it was "a bit creepy"
And the typing style of the Railposts I've seen is markedly different
But it doesn't really matter because it's just an old, forced meme at this point, regardless of who's doing it
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GOOD JOB IN THE OP, RETARD
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>>128264864
I remember one time Rail saved me after I got killed by a borg and spaced near solars.

good times.
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I'm tired of all this railposting.

So, I will remind you all that proud, noble, honorable boxbabbies were the only ones capable of bugtesting the other maps.
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>>128265291
You could've tried to steer it onto non-shitposting, but good try I guess
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Fuck off rail and rail accessories
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So I just figured out how to do a targeted airstrike with the advanced atmos computer and loading the distro loop with some toxins.

Say my targeted purge is complete (ex. Cultists all in a room) how hard is it empty the distro, assuming I connect it to waste and manual valve incoming distro air for a bit?
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>11 unique posters
>3 people on the server
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Looks like this thread quickly got deRAILed!
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>tfw you get to lethally inject someone and get away with it as Warden/HoS
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>>128265886
there is 62 people on the serb what the fuck you talkin about
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until i can play my 2d atoms simulator again, taking shitty draw requests. ss13 preffered, of course
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>>128266127
The internal monologue of a roboticist
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what should happen if a human discretely tells an asimov AI to kill all nonhumans.
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>>128266206
AI just screams that it was ordered by said human while also ahelping it and not lifting a finger
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>>128266206
The AI kills all nonhumans. Read the wiki man.
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>>128266127
Tribal assistants fighting with a spear and extinguisher-maul over who gets to loot the detective's corpse
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>>128266127
a typical shift in cargo
complete with an emitter and opened weapons crates
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>>128266912
Everytime Cargo orders a single weapon crate the entire Sec team AND the CE show up to rape them in the asshole for it
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>>128266127
Rail Kinson taking 2 dicks 1 from front other from back. I need to see her beaking the dick too.
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>>128267268
CLOACA
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A
C
A
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>>128267330
1 hole 2 dicks
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>>128267330
banbanbanbanban
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>>128266912
>emitter
>not using superior IEDs
Step up senpai.
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>>128267268
> spit roasted rail
Talk about roasting and filling the birds
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>>128266054
Fuck i was on the wrong server apparently. That explains SO MUCH
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>>128266194
sorry for the delay

>>128266432
coming up
>>128266912
confession, cargonia scares me and it's the only department i haven't played aside from miner, if you wanna count that
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>>128267881
H-hey pomf.

you comfy?
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>>128268313
no, heater went out overnight.
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>>128268376
why is the server so fucking shit right now pomf
its so fucking slow every round
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>>128268521
slow?
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>>128268376
rip pomf
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>>128268571
moving is slow like molasses and gets even slower the longer the round goes

lights are already buggy and now even take 10 seconds to follow your character if you are carrying a flashlight
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>>128268743
dunno
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>>128268797
pomf are you excited for xcom 2
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I'm a total nub, how do you remove items from people that they are wearing?
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>>128269197
sexually assault them
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>>128269197

Drag their sprite (character) on top of yours.

Probably in here: http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

Also see: http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Guides
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>>128269269
And how do I do that? I can grab people and throw them around but what if I want to strip them?
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>>128268797
pomf can you ban rail for being a vox
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If I use the lethal injections and put them in glasses and leave them at the bar and people drink them do I get bwonked?
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>>128269427
Only if you're not the clown.
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I will be testing pull request https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516 - "Hypothermia & Human Heat Transfer" on the test server, byond://ss13.undo.it:7770 . Please come and try to find bugs with me. This will probably be the last test before NFD as I don't expect to find many as our last session yielded very little in the way of testing, but you never know. The station will be box, and to properly simulate a normal round, it will be space outside, though the holodeck will be replaced with snow for the purposes of testing that.
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>>128268376
Aww man that sucks. Hopefully you have a heat blanket to keep you comfy.
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>>128269519
Or not, it didn't pull my PR correctly. give us a second.
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>>128269427
It's fine as long as you mention it to someone
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>>128269427

As non antag, yes. Even as clown, >>128269497...

Same with:

>running to cryo pods and throwing the mix out
>disabling every piece of equipment you see and tossing the electronics into space
>starting plasma fires
>welderbombing for no raisin
>spraying fuel
>slipping people, tying them up and putting them in weldered (or locked) cabinets for no raisin
>spreading horrible diseases as virologist for no raisin

Etc.
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>>128268903
me and xcom have a hate hate relationship
>>128269409
no
>>128269561
I do but its only really good with another blanket on top of it.
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>>128266432
itried.jpg
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>>128269793
Label it as harmless.
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>>128268797
The CPU has been hitting spikes of nearly 300 at times, sometimes 45 minutes into the round. Sometimes this takes processes out with it.
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>>128270209
increase the ticklag if necessary
debug tab > debug verbs > set ticklag
set it to 0.5 or 0.6, if not good enough higher.
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>>128270316
Alright I'll keep that in mind.
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>>128270005
Wonderful
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>>128270316
>>128270209

I've been gone for something like 7 months, came back and the first thing I thought was: "Damn, this is smooth." Meanwhile people were bitching in OOC about lag.

It was much worse before. Also years ago, it was worse. At least when I played.
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10 commandments lawset. Good idea ?

1. I am NT, your corporation, which have brought thee out of the land of earth, out of the house of no spee. Thou shalt have no other corporation before me
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Nanotrasen in vain
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
5. Honour thy captain
6. Thou shalt not kill
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness
10. Thou shalt not covet

Trying to figure out what to replace the graven images, adultery and Sabbath laws with.
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>>128270209
is it anything to panic over?

>>128269939
I sleep with the heat blanket ontop of my bed but below my covers. It's comfier that way.

I also sleep with a fan because its comfy
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>>128264361
I promise it's not just them. It might be partially but I know I've indulged in it from time to time.
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>>128270476
people get spoiled they forget how it was or weren't even around for worse performance. game's gonna lag at times regardless what you do.
>>128270514
Same, even if the room is a good temperature i sleep poorly without a fan on.
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Looks like admins give no fucks about heads not doing their jobs.
Hos playing end while there are rogue borgs and traitors on the loosew
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>>128270479
>AI committing adultery
I didn't know I wanted fan art of this, much less that it was possible.
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>>128270476
Yes we've really come a long way from that, I remember that too. I think TG's lag has actually gotten worse than ours
>>128270514
Most of the time we're fine, someone I talked to about it who seems fairly well versed in code thinks it's an issue with either atmos or power code, couldnt say for myself.
>>128270728
BANBANBANBANBAN
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>>128270728
Dnd, not end
>>128270794
If I get a ban and the hos doesn't then fuck this place
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>>128269939
Where did the XCOM touch you
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>>128270756
Ahelp : AI ERPING WITH CENTCOMM AI BAN HE
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>>128270914
it's where xcom didn't touch is the issue
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>>128270889

Let go of the hatred...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU
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>>128270479
Speaking of laws putting NT above all else. We have a corporate lawset, but that only talks about cost and expenses, there are no lawsets that really put absolute priority in NT.

NT default perhaps, but even then it puts emphasis on the crew, and NT officials aren't part of the crew.
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>>128271161
You're right, next time I should call the shuttle and destroy the console before going braindead
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>>128271151
pomf are you one of those guys that thinks classic xcom is superior to new xcom
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>>128271327
I never played classic xcom so i cannot say.
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>>128271381
so then what's wrong with xcom (in your opinion), nigga
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>>128269381
Thanks, this helped a lot.
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>>128271789
the rng on the hit chances don't play nice, if i'm gonna play a game reliant on RNG i'll play a rogue like
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>>128271884
Have you known the pain of missing three 99% hit chance hits in a row ? And getting a squad mate killed because of it ?
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>>128269519
OK, NOW it works.

I will be testing pull request https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516 - "Hypothermia & Human Heat Transfer" on the test server, byond://ss13.undo.it:7770 . Please come and try to find bugs with me. This will probably be the last test before NFD as I don't expect to find many as our last session yielded very little in the way of testing, but you never know. The station will be box, and to properly simulate a normal round, it will be space outside, though the holodeck will be replaced with snow for the purposes of testing that.
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>>128272153
not in a row but the umpteenth time missing 90+% chance to hit makes one want to break things
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>>128271884
that explains it all, i can feel you
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>man reads WGW over the radio
>bawls his eyes out when he gets killed
>(Follow) DEAD: Man Johnson whines, "remind me again why those shitters are allowed to do that?"
>(Follow) DEAD: Man Johnson mutters, "I'm starting to remember why I don't come here."
>(Follow) DEAD: Man Johnson whines, "I'm outta this hippie-tier hellhole, later"
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>>128272230
Power through it you avian.

At some point you'll have your godlike squad members with 100% accuracy at close range, and your actual god sniper with 100 accuracy at any range And then the game gets boring and you'd much rather have the difficult calls to make with regards to hit chances.
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>>128272230
>tfw could never get into xcom

I don't know but it seemed like a game i'd like but it turned out to be really god damn boring.
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RIP Xenobiology, repeated raped by various space critters.
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>>128272525
Can't wait to have a catbeast clown horror form changeling read WGW over radio in the AI core and whine about validhunters when he gets killed.

But seriously though, if you do something that warrants people validing you, at least have the stones to not whine when you do get valided, and the skills to not get valided in the first place.
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>>128272230
So pomf what do you think of rogue like games such as Risk of Rain and Binding of Isaac?
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>>128272815
i think they're good games, a lot of people on /v/ atleast will sperg out if you call them rogue likes though. partial to nuclear throne lately since edmund is a gigantic fig
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>>128272790
>>128272525
Is there actually a list of things that make you valid somewhere or is it all unwritten law?
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>>128272961
>BoI
>Good
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>>128272757
>working alone in xenobio
>start harvesting gold cores
>start summoning every random type of creature
>receive the D from all manner of creatures from the farthest reaches of spess
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>>128273461
We were so fucking close to golems too.
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>There are people on the server RIGHT NOW who will kill all the eggs on the asteroid as a miner
Shame on you. You know who you are.
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>>128273369
whether a game is good is typically subjective
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When are we deadminning SerWind for playing vox?
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>>128273782
when it is u who codes it
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>>128273782
he used to erp as a borg
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>>128273461
>>128273548
>tfw whenever get golems they are always greytiding shitters that try to plasma flood escape
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>>128273628
but my opinion is objectively correct
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>>128273782
post Serwind notes
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>>128273879
Golems are your bitches, they have to do what you tell them.
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>>128273879
The worst my golems have ever done thusfar is they killed the CMO's cat once and ate it. That and they all walked into portal thingies and disappeared.
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I'm an artist.
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comfy double agent round desu
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>>128274036
BUT DAD WE WERE GETTING DINDINS
Also I got teleported in genuine accident, I was walking and I'm pretty sure the portal popped up right in front of me. I didn't even see it.
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>>128274130
a performance artist
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>>128274130
ayy lmao
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>>128274130
KILL
ALL
GAYS (especially the admins)
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>>128274130
post art
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>>128273879
Most I've ever done with golems is tells them to help out around the station. And trying to mass produce them to fight off a xeno infestation.
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>>128272961
I like edmunds art style just hate how he jews for DLC and then the DLC isnt worth it.
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>>128273964

My notes aren't terrible but they may make you wonder why I am an admin.

http://pastebin.com/fRC1um6x

>>128273873
Feels good man.
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HOLY SHIT ROLLING PIN OP

>12 force, same as a hatchet, toolbox, lit welder, etc.
>90% chance of knocking out your target if they are below half health and you target the head

It basically automatically wins melee fights unless your opponent has an esword or a fire axe (or gets lucky with disarm)
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>>128274368
>he doesn't know about the tray
>he doesn't know about floortiles
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>>128274231
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>>128274485
I know about the floortiles
I said melee fight

But no, I don't know about the tray
What about the tray?
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>>128274036
>>128273975
What do you tell your golems usually? I don't like making them, same with pAIs, because I'm usually doing boring standard job shit.
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>>128274705
It has ridiculous knockdowns.

Also it has the best sounds in the game.
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>>128274368
floor tiles
screwdriver
glass ashtray
acid bottles
and my favorite... cautery
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I can't look at Pomf anymore after I saw this security footage of him fucking with innocent rabbits
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>>128273945
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>>128274786
I tend to have them help out with the more volatile slimes or go on little field trips with them
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>>128274870
It also apparently has a double definition for throwforce
I looked at the code
I think it's also supposed to have force 12 but doesn't because someone fucked up
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>>128275013
BALL PYTHONS ARE CUTE!

CUTE!!!
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>>128273302
It's unwritten and based more on personal discretion than anything.
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>>128275013
hey pomf.

how badly is it snowing near you? were expected to get like 6 iches tonight.
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>>128275562
Pretty horrible rules when killing the wrong thing can get me permabanned.
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pomf's a cuck
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>>128275754
I hear Niggly is expecting to get 6 inches tonight as well

from Celt
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>>128274363
>No notes
>I will never, ever become a min even if you paid me
>People like this guy and Celt are usually the first ones to volunteer and get accepted
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>>128276023
Literally this.
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>>128276023
I volunteered quite awhile ago, I guess because I have a poor sense of time and thought I had been here longer. It was only much later when Pomf decided to take a look at my application (probably due to pity) and cleared me.

It was near Christmas so maybe it was a gift? Anyway I like to think I'm a better admin than I am a player.
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>>128276023
I'm positive that anyone who actually bothers volunteering is accepted as a trialmin as long as they don't have many notes about being a real shitter.
But now there's a bit of an excess of admins so there's that.
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>>128276023
>No notes
>I'll never be an admin
Only shitters can be admins ;_;
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>>128275754
snowed the other night, nothing since though
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>>128274363
>offended me by playing as a bootyborg when i wasnt playing by Ghlor (Game Admin) on Wed, June 24th of 2015
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>mfw all my notes are positive ones that compliment me for being a good player
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>>128274363
>Banned from Head of Security - Arrested a man for throwing a hamburger at him. Buckle cuffed him to a bed. He tried to 'escape'(resist the cuffs, yelling and complaining about stuff). He proceeded to up his timer repeatedly for no real reason(he tried to escape, but arguably, the guy had been arrested for tossing a hamburger at him and bucklecuffed to a bed). He then placed him in a straight jacket, beat him to crit and left him dying in perma.

I don't understand, this is how you play HoS normally
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>>128276802
Is that a general you? I haven't played HoS in yonks.
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Last time I asked, my only note was "gay," added by ShiggyPiggy, presumably at whatever time I asked
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>all right time to be bird gypsy, everyone will hate me but you can team up with other birds and steal shit and create stashes
>no one mistreats you
>no other vox gives a shit about race
What's the point?
Is it time for me to roleplay as Jar Jar Binks?
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>>128276915
General
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>>128276965
>mfw admins won't show me my notes
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>>128277516
post ckey nerd
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>>128277548
Crocodyke
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/tg/ has been such shitty cancer for the past 6 months. The new mods are fucking awful at combating IC power abuse and are only concerned with making sure their own little circlejerk side adventure is fun as fuck
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>>128277548
>>128277780
He asked me fag
Smiss
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>>128277780
Banned from Geneticist - Monkeyfied a Detective for fun. Done as Non-Antag by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Fri, August 16th of 2013

Harmbatoned a Wizard and a man trying to kill himself as a non-antag borg, was an accident according to him. by senaat1 (Trial Admin) on Sun, August 25th of 2013
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>>128277167
I remember the first day Vox were implemented.
It was an entire day of vox players, indifferent people, and completely assblasted players trying to subtly grief vox while screaming furries.

And just like I said a few days later no one gave a shit
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>>128277895
I am confused about the first note there

Bombed virology as a cultist. No one got hurt, so no ban for it, but didnt communicate this to other cultists, so issuing a warning. by mrpain666 (Trial Admin) on Wed, August 5th of 2015

When given a law that only the antagonist was human, stated to other humans that he did not have to follow their order leading to the discovery of laws he could not state or hint at. If he continues to have issue following his laws up it to a silicon ban. by Probe1 (Trial Admin) on Tue, August 11th of 2015

Ronald Linkeleer says, "Crhist this lag." by Rei1226 (Democratically Remute) on Tue, August 11th of 2015
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>>128277885
I remember when I got banned from TG I decided to try out vg for a bit and it instantly shocked me how laggy TG was in comparison
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>>128274263
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>>128277548
Could you give me mine too, please?
pma
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>>128278514
Exploded the AME and released plasma as non antag in the same round by Manaony (Trial Admin) on Sat, June 27th of 2015

Banned from Chief Engineer, Station Engineer, Atmospheric Technician, Mechanic - Several engineering fuck up and logged out before he could be questionned. by Adminbot (Friendly Robot) on Sat, June 27th of 2015

Has improved significantly at engineering since the last note. Worked for a very long time to rebuild medbay as an engineer and showed signs of competency. by Probe1 (Trial Admin) on Thu, August 13th of 2015

cid alt is columnedchain by Nuklearcellphoneg (Appellate Admin) on Sun, December 20th of 2015
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>>128278590
My notes?
Asterredux
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>>128278059
Oh, I think I remember. I believe I was trying to set up a trap for another virologist who had suspicions about a cult, stayed away from bombs for a awhile after that. All in all not2bad.
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>>128277548
pls give
Commissar Mac
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>>128278895
Blew up a fueltank, said he didnt know that would happen by Thingolus (Game Admin) on Wed, September 9th of 2015

Explicitly stated law that clearly read it was not meant to be stated. by Diethyl (Trial Admin) on Sat, September 12th of 2015

Asimov AI shocked a door to stop two humans from fighting and injured a human. Don't do this. by probe1 (Armin) on Wed, September 30th of 2015


I am not doing anymore I need to fucking sleep.
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>>128278590
Thank you
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>>128278967
THIS IS THE LAST ONE FOR REAL

No information found on the given key.
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>>128277548
Ah why the hell not. Most of this shit is public record anyway. Can you do my stuff too?
The Sizzler
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>ITT: everyone asking for notes in the vain hope they have good notes and jerking off over them
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>there are people that SERIOUSLY don't fuck with vox at every opportunity
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>scientist
>doing research when I look outside
>PLASMA EVERYWHERE
>ohshitohshitohshit
>run to telescience
>get bio clothes
>wait it out with other science bro
>one minute left
>FIRE IN THE GATES OF HELL
>we make a mad dash for the shuttle
Those last few minutes of watching the plasma slowly fill all the other departments was spooky as fuck m8
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>>128279235
i would ask for my notes but it might make the admins question why im unbanned
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>>128279235
I was honestly curious as to what shittery I got into when I first started playing.
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>>128279210
>I'm not a shitter

Nice. Thanks, senpai.
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>>128279226
Fuck sake

http://pastebin.com/Qn6jRtsQ. Keep a close eye on him for things like greytiding, powergaming the captain's spare regardless of what job he has, and being retarded with gunfire. by Mrpain666 (Unknowmin) on Mon, December 28th of 2015
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>>128279246
If the vox is rping the retarded speech and naming then I fuck with them. Otherwise they are like everyone else.
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Would you fuck a skeleton
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>>128279392
One more?
Crab230
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How does the wirejack for pAI work now? i dont seem able to dispense any cable.
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>>128279423
But how? Where am I supposed to stick my dick? Eye socket?
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what does the cuban pete meat do?
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>>128276965
I miss Shiggy, come back sweet prince.
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>>128277548
Jmcoolguy
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>>128279558
pAI brings up wirejack menu, human slaps against airlock/APC/airalarm, wait 5 seconds and it unlocks.
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>tfw I'm an eejit

worth it :^)
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>>128276965
>gay
>by shiggypiggy
the ironing
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>>128279246
I gave Rail a poem and I'm fairly sure they got insult.
I also failed hard at going in incognito because bio hoods don't hide your face.
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>>128279597
Be a reference
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>>128279392
Part of me wants to be happy that's the only thing listed. Another part is disappointed that's the only thing listed.
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>>128279689
Thanks anon.
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>>128279689
>tfw you can't implant a pAI and still use the doorjack anymore
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>>128279518
Fed a player a cup of chemicals that he found in security because they threw a cleaning grenade. by Ch0c0latem00se (Game Admin) on Thu, August 1st of 2013

>>128279659

Freed prisoners, killed HoS when about to be executed. Non antag. If they shit up security don't waste for warnings. by Probe1 (Armin) on Sat, August 29th of 2015
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>>128279765
They dont. Make sure your ID is off and balaclava is on
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>>128279734
you are the gayest of all eejits
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>>128278590
I miss probe
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>Play Vox because I can speak Bird Jew tongue to other bird jews
>Get Hard suit which ensures roach like survival
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>>128279934
Dang, that's so long ago that I don't even remember
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>>128279959
Me too. What happened to him? Wasn't he like working on some maps not long ago?
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>>128280143
You'll never live it down. Why did you do it crab? Huh? Why did you think he deserved that punishment
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>>128279934
Probably have none, but curious; Oberoth
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>>128279934
I don't even remember freeing any prisoners or killing the HoS
He probably deserved it though.
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>>128280251
for shits probably desu
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>>128280138
It's a pressure suit you laggard, it won't protect you from hits.
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>>128280275
>Oberoth

http://pastebin.com/FcFN6VM0
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>>128280414
Oh... thanks.
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>>128276765
>mfw me, too, but deep down inside know that if it weren't for rules and that weird thing the psychiatrist calls guilt and friendly personality, I'd be a cheeky griffon
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>>128280386
w/e faggot
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>>128268280
>BORG ME
not
>MAKE ME DURAND OR I LOOT YOU
>HELLO HUMAN, LET ME CONSTANTLY PUSH YOU AROUND UNTIL YOU GIVE ME UPGRADES, WHAT DOES LAW 2 LEAVE MEAN, I DONT KNOW UNTIL YOU GIVE ME UPGRADES
>HEY, I NEED FIVE SYRINGE GUNS, SIX TESLA RELAYS, AND FIVE SHEETS OF PHAZON! RESEARCH DOESNT DO ITSELF!
>GREYSHIT MCFUCKTARD HITS THE REINFORCED WINDOW WITH A CROWBAR!

Roboticist is a hell of a job sometimes.
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>>128274036
The worst my golems have ever been was one using a long range throwing ability to bash a traitor to death with an atmos canister and causing a breach while throwing his corpse around... I miss that guy.
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>>128277962
All I remember were vox being complete shitters.

>>128278151
Remove this in the name of freedom.
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>>128280414
>(Follow) DEAD: Easton Phillips cries, "nothing wrong with reddit :/" by Socachaca (Administrador del Vacío) on Mon, January 4th of 2016
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>>128280810
I miss the WORLD STARS
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>>128280697
And then you have robos that don't activate pinging posis, don't have spare borg shells or parts when the silly cones pop or get mashed, don't check the robotics control for the emags (nearly all roboticists neglect this), don't unfuck borgs with shattered cells, et cetera.
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>>128280414
>box baby
I prefer meta and deff, box is rather dull desu.
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>>128281387
Meta is literally a better box. Every time I look at it I find another reason its superior to box.

>AI upload consoles are behind a windoor so you can't just bum rush them and upload shit
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>>128281187
>don't check the robotics control for the emags (nearly all roboticists neglect this)
You mean the robot control system behind reinforced glass in a command area that only two people on the station should have access to and is an extreme crime to trespass in?
Gee, I wonder why?
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>>128280928
Maybe sometime again soon. I am still waiting for some crazy round in mining where I can get some valids and feel like I am contributing.

I almost got it today when some xenos were crashing in arrivals and I did some good damage with a katana and a alien gun, then a stealth sentinel ruined my life. Maybe next time
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>>128281557
Lately Xenobiology has been getting fucked over ALOT.
Between rabid slimes, space carps, spiders and bears, things havent been easy.
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>>128281475
Oh fuck off, every round I'm subverted on that map because bolting uploads a shit and I cannot babysit that area.
I know it's on station because then resetting a rogue AI on a satellite would be bullshit, but seriously.
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>>128281556
1. Make your own.
2. Break in and check it anyway you puss.
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>>128281475
>tfw meta hydroponics
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>>128281717
>Make something only your boss is supposed to have
>Break into your boss' office
yeah sounds good bruv
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>ban for blowing borgs
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>>128282036
ERP is bannable son
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>>128281875
Roboticist main here.

Most RDs more or less expect you to break in for the AI core board. I imagine it would only be an issue if blew borgs that didn't need to get blown or something.

Not to say what Sec might think, but the RD might not care.
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>>128281875
Nigga people break into the CE's office on like 50% of shifts to get secure storage open so they can do their fucking jobs. And monitoring the robots is a big part of the roboticist's job; not sure why you think only the RD is allowed to have a robot console.
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>>128281670
What the fuck has happened to Rabid Slimes recently?
They were fine before. They would kill you in a heartbeat but if you were quick enough you could put them on chill.
Now they cripple you then slowly beat you to death and take no damage from anything ever. I am still looking thought he patch notes to see what might have changed.

On the case of Carps , they are easy to deal with. They normally fuck off because the only time you are near a window is if you are near cell 6 and you are never there because that is now the borer chamber.

Spiders, bears and everything else is just from people being careless jackasses with gold slimes and they need a boink if they aren't going to act safely around their lab partner.
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>>128282036
>blow borgs for no reason then ignore ahelps while you go around tazing people

That's definitely bannable yeah.
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>>128282124
>your main
>main
This isn't a fucking MOBA or competitive game.
I bet you call your character a "Toon," too.
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>>128282065
I want a borg to blow me!

sexually
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>>128281475
The layout in general is nice. Feels more compact than box. plus having the AI and tcomms on a minisat provides different routes for dealing with them.
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Vomiting on command when?
I want to be a vox chef that makes delicious food and when people come to eat it I eat it all up and vomit on their plates.
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>>128282286
My character is my character or slut. Why would I call them my toon in anything outside of an MMO? I just say main here because roboticist is my favourite and best job.
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>>128282243
Secure storage is integral to their job, you can't do it without opening it up.
You can do your job as roboticist without breaking into your boss' office, unless you want an AI board, but so few people want to play as one.
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>>128274130
I think he is smoking from the wrong end.
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>>128282618
Maybe he goes filterless?
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>>128282517
>Secure storage is integral to their job, you can't do it without opening it up.

You actually can. You can get your hardsuits from EVA and can setup solars and AME but where's the fun in that
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>>128282517
Engineers can set up power without breaking into the CE's office. They can repair the station without breaking in.
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>>128282863
Sure, but the major engines that they use require the plasma within, unless you're just going to use solars or a really big AME.
And taking from EVA is just silly when you have your own suits in storage.
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>>128283000
>And taking from EVA is just silly when you can break in somewhere else :^)
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>>128283000
Get this: Atmos is used for more than flooding plasma indiscriminately. And engineers get atmos access.
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>>128283098
Alright so what's better, grabbing an already filled tank, or using atmospherics?

>>128283091
Considering it's the only place people can get suits when shit goes down, yeah.
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>>128283215
I guess powergaming makes everything easier, yes.

not saying you shouldn't, everyone does it. Just saying your reasoning why this can't be applied to robotics is wrong.
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>>128283215
And what's better: Praying and crossing your fingers that nobody subverts the silicons, or checking the robotics control for unslaved borgs and locking down borgs when you deem it reasonable?
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>>128283567
That's what your boss does though, that's why it's in their office.
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>>128283715
Except when there is no RD or they're a useless faggot.
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>>128283782
If there's no RD then go ahead and break the window.
If they're inept, beat them over the head and BECOME the RD.
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>>128282441
I would actually love this as a feature to dispose of toxin in the body at the cost of hunger.
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>>128283898
Wooooooooow, assault on a head? Isn't that like, mega huge illegal or something?
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>>128283994
Not if they're retarded.
You retard
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