Newboys welcome, make yourselves at home and pick up a speedgame.
>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago, IL, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
- Game Submissions close on January 22nd. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dNcrenGEbrx92Q3Yl8lXOSYqOtCbGzOagivHWCREl5M/viewform?c=0&w=1
- List of submitted games: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/171XRmX_9AbnqIYSkNRceZDgOFoj3wrTj6f6bkfMshEQ/edit#gid=664632079
Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
- Game Submissions close on January 17th. Get your games in before then if you're attending.
- Game Submissions form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J8rtX3MUOWnQGbfinv-u0D9xNmCvjjwFZ4VdaqJc8CU/viewform
MWSF:
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
- http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/forum
- https://twitter.com/mwspeedcrew
ESA:
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- streambig.net
Did someone really just post their dick in DSS' chat come on /srg/ what the hell are you doin
>no subtle penis joke in OP
>>128255251
LMAO someone posted it in chat and dss clicked on it
>>128256374
>>128256317
Just a dick or some gore shit?
>>128256084
By not being mentally ill tranny scum
>>128256134
I thought Snowfats was a cuck
Reminder that Cosmo was the former worlds best speedrunner. Whos the current one?
>>128256134
Newfag here, why is NASA a thing when GDQs happen twice a year? I understand why there's a European Marathon and even a California Marathon, because GDQs don't host their marathons in those regions, but NASA is in the Midwest, right around SGDQ's location. What's the point?
>Goose wanted to hold a charity speedrun marathon to support Donald Trump
Is Goose our boy?
>>128256714
ONE of the World's best
ONE
Not THE
>>128256762
Goose doesn't speedrun, so he is 100% irrelevant.
>>128256134
>Fixed the date of Californithon
thank you
>>128256756
because GDQs are shit lad
>>128256714
NKR
Cosmo is almost the world's best speedrunner.
Cosmo is almost the nintendo world champion.
Cosmo is almost a woman.
>>128256714
Goose
>>128256762
I don't know, you tell me, Goose.
>>128256756
GDQs are fucking trash, NASA is being run by our boys and is looking to be significantly better than modern GDQs.
>>128256134
Why didn't you include Chibi's Easter marathon?
lets drop the memes, once cosme got competition he was immediately btfo
>>128256931
You can't speedrun on unofficial emulators.
Important speedpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6513539
>>128256756
GDQ is a corporate fundraiser run by a rag tag team of incompetent autists and a girl. The no fun allowed shit isn't just a joke. We just want freedom.
any good runs from agdq?
>>128256084
find out your internet upload speed and set resolution and bitrate so it doesnt look like shit and you don't drop frames while streaming
>>128256762
absolutely
can someone help explain why hating on trans people is such a huge meme here
speedrunners are way more horrible about it than any other online community I've seen, which is weird considering how many of us are fucking homos
What happened to Siglemic?
>>128257040
Cosme is a limp wristed faggot who cannot even survive a trip along the Oregon Trail
>>128256571
who is it
>>128256084 →
here
http://twitchtips.com/obs-setup/
>>128257265
gays hate trans people even more cause they're often lumped together despite being completly different things
also trannies manage to be more insane than fags do
>>128257269
becoming a sc2pro
>>128257265
Trans are like race traitors, so homos hate them even more.
>>128257269
Exposed for being a diaperfag along with just general autism made him hide.
>>128257265
There are way too many trannies in this community. In real life they make up less than .1%, but here they are everywhere.
>>128257265
homos can be really cool bros.
but every tranny i've known has been a mentally insane attention whore. they're just shitty people
>>128257265
>>128257265
>there is something unusual about disliking mentally ill people who are enabled by an equally mentally ill group of militant leftists
>>128256762
He was shut down by a real American.
https://youtu.be/vWpJyY4f2HE
The election process is serious.
>>128257567
this desu
Being a tranny means you are mentally ill, these "people" should be treated or culled rather than celebrated.
>>128257265
>many of us are fucking homos
speak for yourself marxist
>>128257265
Right, clearly you don't understand the problem.
There is no such thing as 'trans people', it is an ill that is brought about by brainwashing children into believing that gender isn't set in stone.
This coupled with soy and xenoestrogens in food and you have a bunch of feminised people who think that because they are emotional and faggy they must be the other gender.
It is being used to deconstruct western civilisation and ultimately to destroy the European people (lowers birthrate even more)
>>128257690
but I'm pretty sure the APA doesn't regard it as a mental illness anymore
I think it's fucking stupid that trans people are "celebrated" the way they are for being brave but that doesn't mean we should go the other way. Let's just all not give a shit.
like if you think it's wrong to take hormones / whatever instead of get "treated" for it then just leave it alone is kind of what I'm thinking
or is that what most of you would LIKE to do but feel like you can't because so many sjw's are constantly praising trans people for being brave snowflakes
>>128257673
If we had Youtube back in the 1800s people would realize that old school politics was nothing like the super serious garbage we have had for the past several decades
>>128257265
1488
>>128257864
>but I'm pretty sure the APA doesn't regard it as a mental illness anymore
false.
>>128258028
>If we had Youtube back in the 1800s people would realize that old school politics was nothing like the super serious garbage we have had for the past several decades
Stay butthurt your "joke" candidate is serious about my country. The left chastises him for the exact opposite of that, by the way.
>>128258354
http://www.apa.org/topics/lgbt/transgender.aspx
What do you guys think about Cirno?
I wish I could kick this 4chan habit. All you guys talk about now are trannies and other non-video game shit.
>Some guy's dick picture is made public
Wow who cares?
You're all retarded and I hate you.
>>128258527
http://www.dsm5.org/documents/gender%20dysphoria%20fact%20sheet.pdf
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>128256656
Did that attention whoring fuck tard actually agree to being interviewed by them?
As if he couldn't sink any lower
>>128258614
you're p based, have a nice birthday bud
I'll ask again: how can I make my streams less bad?
Are there 'better' obs setting somewhere?
>>128258694
>fact sheet
I'm about to get meme'd on
What's that drug that removes transgenderism "as a side effect"? It was some antipsychotic I believe.
>>128258657
I wish I had never found this website
>>128258752
i already replied you retard
>>128258657
Everyone was talking about speed runs and upcoming marathons until the tranny filth started crying.
>>128258694
" It is important
to note that gender nonconformity is not in itself a mental disorder. The critical element of gender dysphoria
is the presence of clinically significant distress associated with the condition"
basically a reworded version of what was on the APA website I linked
>>128258657
Who is you guys?
>AGDQ /srg/
REEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN PLAY SPEEDGAMES
>Post-AGDQ /srg/
Finally I can discuss Narcissa Wright and transgenders.
>>>/lgbt/
>>128258778
All the talk about 4chan being the worst site on the internet is probably coming from its userbase trying to keep others away
I wish I would have listened
>>128258752
Use multiplatform for starters.
Also have decent internet.
If you have a good PC, use a slower encoding preset.
Don't stream at 1080p. Stream at 720p maximum.
>>128258929
maybe if srg found something better to do than circlejerk about how they think trans are icky and gross and point fingers so they forget their own insecurities
>>128258752
>avatarfagging
>>128258931
>>128258778
I don't even remember how I got here or how I found this place, I have just always been here
>>128258776
antipsychotics don't work, their only purpose is to give you brain damage
>>128258827
Seeking plastic surgery and hormones of the opposite sex significant is significant. Impact is a pre-classification for every mental disorder diagnosis. You don't know what you're talking about and need to go back to >>>/lgbt/ or Tumblr, flowerchild
>>128258752
your question was already sufficiently answered avatarfag
you're losing points quickly here
>>128259029
Fuck off Shunpuk you fucking attention whoring faggot
>Sorry.....still calling you Cosmo
- zfg
>>128259247
Shunpunk is such a fucking fatass that no one would be able to tell what gender he is anyway, LOL.
>>128259247
at least shunpuk speedruns and gets good times my man
>>128259403
dude not nice*COUGH*
>>128257265
>srg hates furries
>removes horror
>everyone cheers
>srg hates trans
>removes cosmo
>everyone is mad
all of you people who were cheering when horror was removed but are bitching about cosmo being removed need to stop being hypocrites. a man who thinks he is a female is no less fucked in the head as a man who thinks he is a cat.
there is room for only 1 mental illness in this hobby. autism at least helps the community out.
how was the rest of SR6? fell asleep shortly after slayer pushed a chair in stalker
I hate what /srg/ has become
>my mind wanders...
What did he mean by this?
Was it spiders?
will cronikeys notice me if i post my dick pics here "accidentally" and maybe add a picture of my splits too?
>>128258931
They're not right though, it's not the worst site on the internet. It has positive qualities, like everyone being anonymous, which allows for somewhat unbiased discussions (if there are any, which is rarely the case). And it's because of this that it's so awful, now whenever I go on any other site or forum I just can't help but be repulsed by the mod dicksucking and attention whoring there is. Granted lately 4chan has been full of attention starved retards but when everyone is a tripfag (like in any forum) this is made a hundred times worse. So now 4chan sucks and so does the rest of the internet, I fucking hate my life at this point
>>128259678
Cronikeys always notices.
>>128259403
source?
>>128259759
>So now 4chan sucks and so does the rest of the internet, I fucking hate my life at this point
That escalated. What does internet have to do with your life?
>>128259615
>>128259865
The internet is all I have in my life
Dropping in mid speedrun to post this
Death to ALL trannies.
>>128259759
>>128259953
F U CK OF F NOSRAE F
>>128259541
>cosmo
>removed
what does that even mean
>>128259974
Based Nononbro
You're going to go far, kid.
>>128260015
Who the fuck is noraef
>>128260134
that wasn't me im not even streaming
Big ups to our boi retro13
Being real and slamming down the speedtruth
How expensive is it to get into NES speedrunning? After seeing Gimmick at AGDQ and playing it on emulator I would like to try running it.
>fw Chibi is bigger than you
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
>>128260254
The pathetic man you see when you look in the mirror. Stop trying so hard to fit in here. You don't.
reminder sr6 is about to resume once cfb gets home and finishes his shower
don't miss it boys!
>>128259883
>my name is not important...
>>128260397
post speedtruth
>>128260471
Why are you trying so hard to project a literal who unto an anonymous poster, are you that guy trying to make yourself a meme on serg and get those twitch bucks?
>>128260416
as far as I know, gimmick is pretty expensive
other than that, you need to buy the console, and a capture card which should be about $100, as well as some adapter if you get a us nes
should be about $200 or something
>>128260751
There's no need to buy the actual Gimmick cart when you can use a flash cart instead.
>>128260493
I hope cfb slips in the shower
>>128260908
>not being an autistic collector
why are you even here?
>>128260017cosmo is dead. meme magic killed him.
>>128261105
2015: One Hell of a Year
>>128261223
>Mike Uyama exposes himself as fit and healthy
>Chibi's penis got leaked
>Trihex found himself a golddigging succubus of his own
This year is shaping up to be pretty good too
so just how big was chibi-kun's dick desu ne
>>128261413
what's up with uyama? I haven't been reading the threads
>>128261413
>forgetting about Grommr's boi Big Jon
baka
>>128261489
He showed up at the finale for AGDQ 2016 and looked the exact opposite a person suffering from chronic mono would look
>>128261561
That was someone impersonating him, focus on the matters at hand please.
>>128261489
one month ago matty claimed that Uyama had been recovering but pushed himself too hard trying to work lots :(((((((
then he showed up at this GDQ fat n happy
p sure you lose weight w/ mono if anything
>>128261709
fuck off nig jon
>>128261718
>>128261587
How many times does CoolMatty need to tell you troublemakers? It's not mono, that was just a misdiagnosis.
>>128261709
>"hahaha someone photoshopped pics of me memein with my boys eating crazy shit for bets"
>literal videos and pics of him being an obese
>>128261587
It was a misdiagnosis. This has been known for months, but I guess /srg/ didn't get the memo.
Either way, it's a little fucked for him to simply show up after 2 years of complete silence with no further explanation.
>>128261893
what is the real diagnosis though
>>128261874
Not to mention a 4 year old, active grommr account.
if it wasn't mono, what's his excuse
like if he doesnt want to work, fine, but he shouldnt get paid for doing fuck all
>>128261957
Anime wake up! It's time to speedrun and don't give me that "Just 5 more minutes senpai"!
>>128261996
Cancer is which is why SGDQ will support PCF.
>>128261996
That's an extremely personal question and I WILL NOT answer it. And don't ask Mike either, he's too sick to answer and you might kill him!
>>128262121
but how are we to prevent something that's already happened?
>>128261874
the best part is that (partly due to good moderation in his chat) there hasn't been much talk about it so it looks like his excuse worked well
really didnt see this coming, thought that pastebin pretty much would condemn him to meme status
>>128262116
But senpai...
On Mike's Mono
Mono symptoms are caused by the body's autoimmune response to a virus. A vital role in overcoming this response syndrome is to boost your immune system. One way of doing that is by exercise. It's a fatigue disorder so obviously it will be hard since that's a symptom. The point is he needs to push through it because his own body is working against him if he truly has this problem. His sedentary lifestyle is making him worse. In fact, if he followed the advice that PCF hands out he would be feeling better by now.
>>128262240
No butts Anime! Get up right now and stream or I'm flipping your bead!
Is it going to be PCF for SGDQ this year or will it continue to be MSF?
>>128262521
Fine...
>>128262557
It'll be MSF. PCF only funds one event per year
>>128262557
hopefully PCF, otherwise it's a fund for judeo communism
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/686689886771003392
lol?
Also what thread
>>128262557
I doubt it'll be MSF since they fired Romscout.
>>128263060
so it'll be the mannequin of cool matty with mike pulling the strings again
>>128262997
>@puxwell
lol
>>128256714
>doesn't have a single world record
you'd think if you were "ONE" of the best you'd be able to keep a world record for atleast a year after quitting
>>128263060
I hope that's not the case as MSF actually sent over representatives to the event to set up booths to help raise awareness.And the girl was cute as fuck too.
>>128261857
>>128261893
it wasn't misdiagnosed. that's just what he is telling everyone. the man is raking in 6 figures a year and pretending to be sick to avoid doing any of the hard work like moving equipment. if i was him i would do the same thing. you have a community full of betas who will volunteer to do all the work while you make 150k+ a year for signing a couple contracts and calling people on the phone.
>>128262997
>@puxwell
He really is a fucking clown. Am I supposed to believe he can put together a marathon?
What did he mean by this?
http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Cirno-chan/library/?sort=3&page=1
>>128263537
>not talking to based jason
Can somebody get the list of people who submitted for Chibi's marathon
>>128263612
Mike legitimately has something. You are gonna have to ask Studio, Bertin, SJ, or Tony about it because I don't want to be the one that discloses it.
>>128263686
he accidentally posted all the donation incentives
>>128261893
he was at last year's AGDQ as well though
Reminder that Chibi probably sent those dick pics to an underaged girl
>>128264151
If it's something serious like cancer people aren't exactly going to ouotraged
>>128264151
It's not mono because CoolMatty said so.
It's not likely to be cancer, or he would be doing chemotherapy or something.
It's not likely to be AIDS/HIV because he's gaining weight.
Whatever it is, it's clearly not serious enough to warrant hiding away, pretending he can't work.
>>128264365
Probably some sort of mental illness. He could just be cripplingly depressed.
>>128264334
Whats the problem with that?
I sent pics of my dick to plenty of underage girls throughout highschool
>>128264341
It's not cancer. You can put two and two together to figure out what it is. Because of its symptoms it was first diagnosed as mono. That is all I am going to say.
>>128264151
stop being a fucking faggot. this is an anonymous image board. just say the fat ass has hypothyroidism. he takes some pills and can work just fine.
>>128264365
he's transitioning.
THE MAN IS TRANSITIONING INTO A WOMAN.
there, I said it. if you actually paid attention you would've realized his breasts grew and the estrogen made him put on a few pounds as well. he's gaining in all the right places,the little slut.
someone give me the screencaps of chibi admitting his ex's parents took a restraining order out on him because she was underage. That + the nudes is soliciting a minor since they're from the same time iirc
>>128264510
stop acting like you know
>>128264573
fuck off you /b/aby
>>128264365
>Whatever it is, it's clearly not serious enough to warrant hiding away,
my bet is a mental illness, which is a reason not to work if not treated properly
and I wouldn't brag about it either because of the stigma around it
not that it renders it excusable, all that GDQ LLC shit is shady as hell
Why dont studio/bertin just make a post already? fucking faggots i swear they love the attention
>>128264562
post mike's grommr please
>>128264529
https://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/condition-symptom-links/conditions-with-similar-symptoms-as-mononucleosis
who /jacked off to chibi's nudes/ here
just wanted to see if i could to be honest
Chibi's reaction to his leaks.
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/686692455475994624
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/686693928033251329
>>128264908
gotta eat big to get big
>>128264470
>>128264334
>he didn't send videos of jerking off to girls throughout highschool
Step it up senpai
>>128264365
Hypothyroidism >>128264529 is a good bet actually, it causes chronic fatigue, sleeplessness etc.
XCOM : Terror from the deep single segment when?
>>128264879
studio is fucking dead.
after uyama stole his hair he fled into exile. his luscious hair was the source of his power.
>>128264879
because studio is a salt master supreme.
Look at him wearing a velocity shirt.
>>128264941
>at least it wasn't a post on 4chan
>>128264941
>at least it wasn't a post on 4chan
I think we've got our boi right there
>>128265006
Bingo. Studio and Bertin are both fags thinking this is some top secret shit.
>>128264941
imagine being a chibi nuthugger lol..
>>128264941
>How. I NEVER put those online.
By even taking them and sending them to someone it's all on him desu senpai
>>128264941
He really has nothing to worry about. Unless future employers look into his online presence and see this shit there are far more embarrassing pictures to be leaked than a generic nude.
If there were images of him rubbing his dick on a my little pony figurine or sticking something in his ass that would have been social suicide. He's got nothing to worry about imo.
remember kids, dont have your face showing when taking nudes
Cosmo nudes when?
>omg horrible pepel linked pictures I totally didnt put onoline >___<<<<<
lmao what a loser, also his dick looks strange.
>>128265598not to mention that his dick is probably bigger than half of sergs
>>128265321
this wasn't a secret. mike told the rpg limit break chat last year that he was diagnosed with hypothyroidism and he had to avoid strenuous activity and needed to rest to recover.
>>128264941
he posted and then promptly deleted this
>>128265812
It's really nothing special. Stop trying to rationalize your small penis please.
>>128264941
>the pictures weren't online
>uploaded to fucking photobucket by himself
hahahaha
How is that retarded tranny cosmo going to afford a living now?
He's
>not speedrunning
>viewerrate on twitch has completely plummeted to the point where he has to have permanent submode so he doesnt get trolled
and it's not like any blue collar workplace is going to hire someone with as many mental issues as him
>>128265851
>america
not even once
>kotaku interviews Cosm... Narcissa
I wish I could have any emotion for this person besides pity.
>>128265918
tranny welfare
What is mono? I never heard of it before Mike got it.
>>128265918
he's going to vote for bernie
What happened to SR6? did cfb actually slip in the shower?
>>128266124
ever heard of google
>>128265793
>also his dick looks strange
not really it looks average for a cutty
>>128266124
The kissing disease.
>>128266161
cfb's doing it right now guy
speedrun.tv/cfb
Is Chibi that guy from the Tomba 2 run? You which one I'm talking about.
>>128266332
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>128265851
how DUMB can you be holy fucking hsit
so did laz's bitch cuck him at agdq or was he having a twitter meltdown over something else?
The exposure by Caveman
The cheating exposure
The Iwata funeral exposure
And now the dick exposure
Is there any hope that Chibi will live to see next year?
>>128266521
that's what ya get for dating a slut
>>128266124
Monkey in Spanish
>>128266521
do you even have to ask mate
>>128266521
i assumed that was the case
>twitter meltdown
low energy beta male
>>128266640
hes probably going to get pity sex from his girlfriend over this
you're all being played
>>128266521
>twitter meltdown
???
he's not even posting anything????
>>128266640
he has a massive hugbox and now girlfriend that keep him firmly in delusiontown. he thinks he's awesome and that he's making the next gdq
>>128266707
it's "low test"
>>128266840
it was like a week ago
>>128266642
who is this semen demon
>>128266728
>implying it'll be from pity and not wanting that huge cock
>>128266972
>huge
>>128266924
some twitch slut that laz is dating, she took dick from draculantern, m1, and azorae at agdq
>>128264941
>>128265851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57kq-vZ7m2E
Pretty sure this is the thing he sent them to
lamo holy fuk what teh fcuk is wit all the tenage high scool drama n dis scene?
>>128267147
>m1
doubt that, he told me he can only get hard with children
>azorae
doubt that,he's the biggest fag of them all
>>128267197
i dont know who this bitch is but she'd be really cute if she got skinny
high potential freckles and eyes for a 9/10 face
>>128264941
ask chibi if he's planning on hosting a funeral for david bowie
I sent him this >>128265851 pic and guess his reply? (image)
>http://www.streambig.net/stream-big/after5
>Iateyourpie Note: I'm incredibly excited to introduce After5 to the StreamBIG team
LITERALLY who?
>>128267112
it was pretty big senpai
Did anyone else see this coming? I always had a feeling chibi dick pictures were going to get leaked sooner or later. Kind of like how it was obvious cosmo wanted to become a girl.
who /getyourselfspeedrunning/ here?
>>128267568
not speedrunning in the slightest, get the fuck out.
>>128267579
It really isn't, he's gripping the base and pushing his hips up. Trust me, I've looked at a lot of gay "dating" website profiles where people pull out all kinds of tricks to make themselves look bigger than average
>>128267323
true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDC0Bqyc-2w&list=FLU7G8KJmyOqIvP6bqoaQ5Bg&index=4
>>128267568
fuck off
>>128267506
He's a literal retard.
The name on the photobucket is Cirno-chan, and his email address (which he still uses!) is 999cirno999, so obviously he was the one who publicly uploaded the pictures, as if that wasn't obvious.
>>128267568
i cant even make fun of this, its too sad
>>128267791
is chibi actually smart enough to know those tricks?
That cosmo shill article made me sad, because he's still in there.
>>128267712
i want to just to start speedrunning but im an indecisive faggot
>>128256134
>no info on the chibithon
shit thread
>>128267791
also he's shifting his pelvis towards the camera, the penis is closer to the camera than the rest of his body so he gains a little extra through perspective.
I could probably cuck that guy
>>128268034
thanks
>>128267952
He really isn't. Just move on like literally everyone else did. Besides his speed running skill he wasn't a very good person anyways. He let a lot of the 'game' go to his head.
>>128268034
Nice progress! Mind if I ask you what's your weight?
>>128268034
thanks yashi
>>128268163
420.69 lbs
do you like my man tits?
>>128268034
>de belly
>>128268163
I will never get tired of this
>>128268034
how big is jayson's dick yashi? Bigger or smaller than chibi's?
>>128268281
do NOT bully zfg
>>128268281
dang dude without glasses zfg looks like some kind of gangster. like super threatening.
>imgur filename
where's the album my dude
>>128267791
>>128268092
Some of the most pathetic posts I have seen on this general.
Go kill yourselves my dudes.
>>128268434
same thing with me
glasses are weird
>>128267791
>Trust me, I've looked at a lot of gay "dating" website profiles
i do trust you
>>128268434
zfg comes from an almost 100% italian family (long for senpai)
http://imgur.com/a/sVUcM/all
>>128267791
u got grommr or biggercity
>>128268434
http://imgur.com/a/sVUcM/all
