p1mple edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
fuck anime
anime is SHIT
>>128094747
sauce on the qt asian dude on top right?
reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845
http://strawpoll.me/6479845
>http://strawpoll.me/6479845
reminder to vote in csgogs knife skine poll
finally got the yt links working this time. i love watching the practice practice practice vid
>>128094821
back to reddit with you
>>128095125
i mean the guy. the girl is ok looking
>>128095125
>>128094747
>https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg
>https://i.imgur.com/7u6wAGm.jpg
welp harvey thread
everyone report
I just bought one because you guys talked about it, turns out I'm impressionable
>>128095231
>overgrown
i don't know about you guys, but i had some good times on that map
>>128095231
all of the maps in operation breakout were so fucking fun/good. mist is my all time fave
new fucking operation WHEN
>>128095696
when source 2 comes out
>spring 2013
>some bros and I playing some cs:go, trying out the competitive matchmaking
>operation payback rolls along
>we get to play our first operation map, all of us paid $6 for the shitty maps
>it's library
good times good times
should i join imcute?
>>128096289
1-99 neck yourself
00 dunk yourself
holy shit
that thorin and JW reflection
fnatic almost quitting because of the boosting backlash from leddit
Why the hell do I even play solo on EU, it's always 9 Russians and me.
>>128096550
at least you get a challenge. in US it would be you and 9 brazilians
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>3 of my teammates abandon in the middle of the match because they died in the first 3 rounds essentially forcing the 2 of us that were left to surrender
Glad they each got month long cooldowns for that shit
>>128096705
we need a photoshop with godlike
>>128095327
>>128095547
its retarded how all the operation maps are still on our disks and are just sitting there, yet you cant play them
I just want some different maps to play. several of the operation maps are much better than most of the reserve duty maps too
>>128095769
is it actually at all confirmed that we're getting source 2 any time soon?
>>128096790
cant yo play them on commune servers?
>>128096915
yes but no community servers play normal cs on them, community servers are more or less dead for anything but modes like dm/surf etc
>get matched in a group of 3 or 4 people
>they can do anything because of how the votekick system works
>they can grief and you cant do shit about it
>literally ruin 60 minutes of your life because they can
G-Good game
>>128097094
>mute everyone
>mute game
>put on some kpop
>have fun shooting people
>>128097094
there is literally nothing stopping you from abandoning and going outside
How do people fall for this?
>>128097230
Except I want to play another game after this shit one.
>>128097230
except that 1 week cooldown because the same thing happened in the last 5 matches
>>128097094
Thank god they fucking kicked me.
>>128097195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
Good idea.
>>128097343
if you are up to a 1 week thats on you for being shitty, it takes a lot of shit for it to get that bad
>>128097450
shut up
>>128097698
dunk yourself
>>128097730
No. I'm enjoying the game.
>>128097805
literally reddits girl
>>128097805
bunch of hideous people and the guy on the right seems like a bro
>>128097805
>>128097990
>>128098080
>>128098178
Report every one of his posts
>>128098178
feels good to know that there will always be someone more pathetic than you
>>128097805
niggers always win
>>128096705
EVERYTHING
Stop posting this ugly whore.
This is a video game board.
Ffs, harveyfag got unbanned again?
>>128098484
>This is a video game board.
>>128098471
Enjoy dying alone you fucking pathetic virgin
>>128098589
So?
I don't like "personalities" getting posted either.
they have very little to do with the game and its just celeb worshipping that belongs in places like /tv/
>>128095696
New operation is dropping this friday, family
>>128098707
not bad, just a little pathetic
>>128097805
BLACKED
>>128098803
Can I post my buddy who also plays Counter Strike then?
>>128098909
because it's not like you haven't tried or you don't want to
Stop giving him attention, you Mongols.
>>128098568
he just ban evades, its pretty easy for somebody to do
>>128095060
how new
>>128099092
No but that doesn't matter.
I'm posting about someone that plays the game.
What is the differences between someone that has people watching them and someone that doesn't?
Fuck off.
Go suck your "pros" dicks on reddit
>>128099087
He's pretty dedicated IIRC, you can't filter his filenames cause he changes them as well.
>haven't got my rank yet
>join a game
>2 of the people on my team have a ping over 250, and one guy's an AFK deranker
>we get creamed 5 times over
>quit
>2 hour cooldown
Fuck this fucking game.
Based mods.
Now we can talk about how bullshit the buff on bomb timer is.
>>128099551
should be 5 seconds less
Hey guys should I join imcute? I'm really nervous about it.
>>128100048
no even most of the animes from here arent in imcute any more, its a different community entirely
>shorts in public
should i join imcute
mOE makes $90k a year MIN from his subs...
>>128100439
>likeing a grandma
LOL
>>128100446
>you will never live off videogames
I should just off myself.
>>128100701
you are right there is none, just off yourself
>tell people to report the thread and not use it because harvey nigger is out
>they do it anyways
>harvey nigger spams because his ebt came so he can buy some mo' internet
who could have seen this coming?
>global is now only the best 0,66% of the playerbase
>i'm still global
bow to me shitties
>>128100861
flusha is in this uncanny valley of have a lot of good aspects to his face but they come together to be not attractive
idk how to fix it. maybe shave the beard, but even then...
>>128100927
its just fatface. he has good overal facial structure he's just fat and unkempt. he would probably be traditionally attractive if he was fit and well kept.
>>128100927
>idk how to fix it. maybe shave the beard, but even then...
He's fat. He needs to lose weight. It's that simple.
>>128100927
literally lose weight. that's it.
>>128100970
>>128100971
>>128100975
ugh stop weight shaming
>>128100861
its only that low % in the last day, most high tier players just keep global and play real matches instead of playing with shitties in mm
the real % of globs is strictly larger
>>128100975
>>128100971
>>128100970
i dont think so. it would help, but even without the fat i think he'd still look weird. he's got like finnish eyes or something and they only look normal on a fin
>>128101084
if he had a gaunt face he would have that piercing eyes + nice face combo that would make him irresistible
>>128100970
>>128100971
>>128100975
>>128100927
>>128101026
>>128101084
I can totally see Taylor Kitsch under all that lard.
i don't reply to shit skins, sorry. maybe fish for (You)s somewhere else while you disappoint your parents.
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>>128101121
i'd like to see someone fuck around with photoshop to see what it looks like, yaknow
>>128101225
its hard to do because the fat goes everywhere, like it changes the skine around his eyes and his nose and lips and pretty much everything
too late dumb nigger. can't back pedal (you)s
that's 60 iq for ya tho
her face <3
her nose <3
>>128101284
shit senpai if u do a good job i'll send you a sticker or something
>>128101425
oh wow! and to think she's on the best (female) cs team and was finally able to make main! how many seasons did it take again?
her when she was younger <3
>>128101528
wow cute! what happened? why did she lose all attractiveness? is it because she's a dumb whore now?
before she turned 21
>durr durr durr i dont reply to racists
>still gives me (you)s because hes a dumb nigger
classic nigger. don't you have a 7/11 to die while robbing at?
this is how I picture her in a wedding dress
I'll never have her ;_;
>>128101709
did the horse teeth develop later I dont see it here
how our babies would look like
>>128101702
hit me up desu im more attractive than her
If I earn $12 an hour after tax, is it not literally always better to just spend money and buy a knife, than try and trade up dealing with kids and scammers for countless hours for the off chance I might get a slight profit?
On a different note, is there any 'safe' place to buy csgo items for real money other than the steam markte?
haha stupid harvey nig still giving me you
you should just give you. you're literally cucked by a skinny white bitch
when she was 8 and ate ice cream for the first time
>>128101828
yes trading up will result in less than minimum wage, its an enormous amount of effort for a very small return
>>128101828
op skins
and it's iffy. i enjoy my job and doing dumb trade up stuff, so i buy most my skins but i like to pretend play the economy for fun.
do what makes u happy senpai
>Silver ranks went from almost empty to 32% of the playerbase
>>128101996
makes sense though, around a third of the comp community really doesnt have any idea what they're doing and should be considered degrees of silver
nova should be at least somewhat competent
>be black
>get cucked by a slut
>don't commit suicide
only one step left to fulfill your destiny, harvey nigger
>>128102051
i always liked the idea that silver was trash, nova was doing people who maybe got their settings right and aim at the head, by mg you have basic strats and decent aim, at dmg you have players missing something crucial but otherwise fine, and above is good
this nigger needs to be tracked down and put into mental hospital
>>128102228
the day of rope is coming friend
>>128102051
yeah but its still sinking
few days ago gnm had most players, now its gn2
>>128102174
yeah thats pretty much how I think it should be
like by nova you shouldnt be seeing plays that make it clear the guy has no idea what hes doing like a terrorist throwing a smoke to block off an area he wants to push through
>>128102327
or about you
lmao
Is the ranking system ever going to get unfucked?
just got raped by some players 4 ranks above mine
>>128102413
>being a cuck
Literally kill yourself
>>128102375
yeah, but you shouldnt at the same time you shouldn't see dank flashes or teams coordinating buys 100% of the time
>>128102450
you're complaining about MM, not ranking system. ranking is fixed, they're 4 higher above you and beat you easy. it's MM's fault in that case.
>>128095020
>>128095020
>>128095020
>>128095020
i hope you bought a fat man sig
contributing
miss harvey asleep <3
Daily reminder THIS is how Harveyfag poster looks like.
asleep when she was younger <3
>>128103297
>being an IRL nigger
kek
>>128103297
What the h*ck are you talking about? Anyone could have been wearing a black sweater and yellow shirt?!
another one close up
haha
>>128103372
shitskin confirmed
>>128103465
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
she passed out because she drank too much
haha
taken from her instagram
>>128103379
WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS CALL HIM HARVEY NIGGER?
>>128103465
>>128103372
Notice how incredibly defensive he's getting as soon as that pic is posted.
>>128103549
lol
her and semphis at esl esea
>>128103565
We already know it's you fąm, you can stop trying now.
>>128103635
REMOVE THIS
i dont support homophobes like semphis.
her and her mother
NIGGER DAMAGE CONTROL LMAO
miss harvey and her cousin
>>128103865
Well your actual picture sure as hell got a reaction from you, shitskin.
128103865
and yet its still working
NEXT WEEK
finally back to eSports(tm)
BASED JANITOR
>>128104018
>took him 2 hours
lol
>>128104018
wow so based it only took half the night.
/v/ mods care more than him
Finally the autistic Harvey-posters is removed
>>128104056
>>128104114
Better late than never, but fuck it.
>Janitor confirmed for loving best girl pansy
>>128104232
this
>>128104232
tfw pansy is actually good at cs
what a nice girl
>>128104363
Because anime is, objectively, shit
bhopping is stupid, fucking this mechanic and the community
>>128104363
flush yourself
>>128104363
I don't know, people are mean
We can be friends though
>>128104560
>>128104601
>>128104668
I hate you because you are autistic shit-posting manchildren
>>128104751
hey reddit
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCMi6F5Ac3kQDfffWXQGZDw
this shit is actually really interesting
>>128104865
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAEdSAFyeidPD_ifQdTkyw
this is more interesting desu
yo csgog just woke up
how we do
>>128104998
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSAEdSAFyeidPD_ifQdTkyw
hello james
>>128104998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9fquQrKvY
holy shit silvers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdjOGFEJNFY#t=145
>you will never get to play csgo with missharvey right by your side
why live
>>128105150
It must be annoying interacting with all those effeminate white men.
>tfw no harvy gf
>>128105150
those earrings holy shit
does he think that he looks cool
Thanks for the skins Binary Dragon fangays
what the hell is with the rank system. I was LE, came back from christmas vacation and lost 4 games to end up as MG1 and now Im queued with gold novas, which I havent even seen in months.
I usually play with global friends against full global teams and almost always win. My friend who never plays a game without me, and who always gets a lower score than me is supreme.
I dont really care, but its a little ridiculous.
>>128102051
this
valve is going towards the right direction
it would be even better if the rank system was a pyramid where silver 1 is the bottom and thus largest amount of players
>>128105610
They recalibrated the whole system, it drops most players down a lot as the % of total player count was increased for lower ranks and reduced for upper ranks.
Just play the game, it will even out over time.
>Play arena (1v1 dm)
>Often get into Arena 1 (Winning a lot of matches)
>Decide to only use USP while letting others use rifles
>Still often stay in arena 1
>Do this for 2 weeks daily on all local servers
>I start building up a reputation
>People start commenting when fighting against me
>"Hey arent you that guy that kept killing people with the USP kilometers away?"
>"Noo not the fucking USP guy"
>"How can this autistic assburger stay in arena 1 with a shit gun?"
>"USE. A. FUCKING. REAL. GUN."
>etc.
>tfw this is the most popular I've ever been in my life
what the fuck is this thing in the report window. it's literally impossible to report with. just using my phone to report things now.
>tfw at LE I can consistently lurk from underpass to jungle and get 1-2, sometimes 3 kills with just a tec9 on mirage
This is so fucking boring I swear. Ranks are utterly fucked.
Worst tilt of my fucking life
>>128106020
>tfw I've never learned what all of these things mean and I'm supreme
>>128105967
I do that alot too. I generally do very well with tec9 on mirage for some reason. I think its because its such a good map to prefire around corners, because non pro CTs almost always hold the same positions every round
>>128106051
its who won the round. blue is ct, orange is t, line in the middle is half, skull is win by death, stop watch is win by time, explosion is win by bomb, and the little wire clippers are defuse win
>>128106051
it means who won the round jackass
also when you hover over each one you see how many people survived on each side which is very useful for keeping up with the enemy money
>>128105902
kys
>>128106147
>>128106168
Thanks guys. I'm sure to get to global now after learning this.
odds g3x
even AT
>shroud literally has his overweight dad bring him food while he playing games
LOL
>>128106746
webm that shit
>>128106746
#justamericanthings
>>128106746
yeah its so funny how he has supportive parents
>>128106746
literally /r9k/s guy
>>128106814
;_;
>>128106226
why should i kill myself though
>NA pro
>get destroyed in mm at sub-global ranks by literal nobodies
>>128106746
wait till you discover rooroo's stream
>>128106920
I'm not watching that shit. Just tell me what happens.
>>128107073
he's an overweight hiki who gets into fights with his redneck dad on stream and leaves the mic on. he almost never leaves his house and is 25 i think.
>>128107073
also his shower is broken so it runs 24/7 but "no one in this house takes showers"
>>128107163
pretty much what i'd expect from someone called fucking rooroo
ROOROO
ROO
ROO
how can I learn/practice spraying? I'm like REALLY shit with any rifle
>>128107372
there are maps on the workshop for it
>>128107163
>>128107292
>>128107347
Fucking lmao literally what the literal heck. Isn't that a kangaroo name or some shit?
>>128107616
yeah aussies casually refer to kangaroos as 'roos but i don't think his name is from that
who knows
>>128107616
no clue, but he went by ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ for the longest time
>>128107662
Is he australian?
>>128107720
thought hes a burger
"rooroo" sounds like some weeb shit to me
>>128107720
no, canadian i think. he used to be/is on skdc/ex-splyce. his old twitter was pizzaman69
>>128107852
i dont think hes a weeb.
>>128105902
Liar.
>>128107901
from his twitch profile:
"I have pretty bad anxiety because of things that happened earlier in my life, so i decided to nerd out on cs, at the moment i am unable to attend lans but i'm hoping my team gets a sponsor soon and i can change that by being able to pay for my medication. Medication working good can go to lans w00000000"
sounds like an animefag to me
>>128107901
>pizzaman69
>>128107962
He's not since he's not a silver.
I don't think people realize how little 128 tick means
that's going from 64 ticks in one second to 128 ticks. Like going from 60 fps to 120 fps... actually almost exactly that
Can you literally make a flick in the space of a single frame? I REALLY doubt it.
I'm convinced it's one of those things that doesn't actually matter, although you might be able to tell the difference it doesn't do much past placebo
>>128108051
>Like going from 60 fps to 120 fps... actually almost exactly that
That's a fuckhuge difference though you mong
>>128108082
in terms of like aiming and shit because of source engine
and I wasn't even talking about that, I was talking about literally how many updates per second
and I'm still not convinced you can make a flick in 1 frame.
I can barely see 20 frames (on 128) when I'm doing my data parsing. It's like a flash on the screen, you can't see shit
shroud streams at some seriously autistic hours
>>128108317
>>128108051
You're retarded.
>>128108786
It's math. He gets the highest viewers on average at this time.
>>128108082
>>128108853
actually I want to prove a point here
download this demo and vdf, and go in-game and type "playdemo 4_nip-mousesports_de_cache"
each skip is 3 ticks long
http://pastebin.com/WvD2kCX4
>>128108786
>24k watching someone with the personality of a cardboard box
ayyy lmao
>>128108997
you have to put them in your csgo directory first where the bin and cfg folders are too
>>128108997
>>128109080
I'm not doing this.
>>128109257
fine, I don't give a shit
why did you even post?
>>128109330
to bait retards like you into posting lmfao
>>128109330
To tell you that you're wrong.
who are we watching lads
>>128109692
GTR stream ence vvs flipside
>>128109817
speak english you stupid fucking yuropoor faggot
>>128109692
making a murderer
>>128109817
lol wtf
is he casting or what?
>>128109896
I'm speaking English perfectly well you dumb cunt and I'm not a yuropoor
>there are more people watching safe space: the video game and nearly as many people watching a random deck of cards simulator as CS
uh gotards??
did anything ever happen due to this email?
>>128109692
Efrag vs HR since I've bet on that match.
https://twitter.com/hastr0/status/686186696438722560
pls b -happy -kennys
>>128109998
Just spectating
>>128110024
It hurts really.
>>128110132
if he said anything, like "oh hey that was cool" or even just talking about something else i'd watch, but just quiet cs? nah.
jdm just got 360 knifed lmao
>-happy
are valve finally gonna ban players with VAC bans?
>>128110521
lol
>>128110638
I literally can't understand how anyone would touch Happy with a stick. He's actually VAC-banned in 1.6 or Source. I mean come the fuck on, once a cheater always a cheater
>>128110521
This will never happen since a large part of scene is cheating.
>NA """"""""""""""""""""pros""""""""""""""" losing to random eagles in MM
>>128110715
so was snax and quite a few other pros
>>128110715
Half the scene is cheating anyway.
this 3rd place br tourney match is pretty funny
>>128110841
how is that even possible
how are they this bad
oh btw the nv announcement is maniac or ex6tenz as coach
>4on1
>instead of planting let's everyone rush the last guy and almost lose
>>128111258
silly it can't be ex6tenz, he's on Titan
>>128111339
aka deadest team in fr
>shroud getting shit on by Supremes
lmao
>shroud
>pro
chose one
>>128111517
this isn't reddit. go post about shroud there. no one here cares about that sickly fuck.
>>128111741
Greetings reddit. You seem upset that your guys Steel and Dazed aren't streaming.
>>128111517
he's tired, bro
;^)
>>128111969
just because good shows aren't on doesn't mean it's ok to watch nbc's thursday night comedy lineup
How can I get invited to games even though my steam is in offline-mode??
>>128112005
>admitting he a shabbos goy redditor that watched kosher twitch streams
Maximum redditor.
lmao is this shrouds real account?
>Supreme
https://twitter.com/ManiacCSGO/status/686189640265646081
nice, Thorin confirmed
>>128110060
I remember when an anon drew some hardcore porn of harvey for csgog and it got posted like 100 times to her facebook and she never took it down lol
During Pistol Rounds, do you guys kick someone if they fail to plant the bomb when your team had ample enough time to do so?
>>128112470
yeah because im griefing and deranking
>>128112285
Solid lineup, except for the random asian girl but since I guess she's the interviewer it's ok.
>>128110060
>>128112292
She only checks her twitter
