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>Tips and guides
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Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
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Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack.tf./classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
Pottis
>tfw you won't be able to play as your main when comp comes out
fug
is your tf2gfu on this chart?
>>128039387
No, but I'm on that chart!
>>128039387
all of them are
What Pistol reskin/skin fits my Scout better?
>>128039387
Yes, actually.
>>128039361
>>128039387
yes
im on it too
:x
>>128039387
WHY AM I NOT IN THIS LIST
FUCK
>>128039730
this desu
>>128039387
>I'm on that chart
>But my tf2gfu is not
At least I didn't get the worst personality possible.
>>128039387
magic max isn't even a real weeb
STOCK SKIN > EVERYTHING ELSE WOW
>>128039991
I'd like the stock pistol if it was darker.
list your tf2gfus
NOW
>>128039991
I disagree because I don't have strange skins yet
>>128040116
human
>>128040116
shaft
>>128040116
Yellowquiet
>>128039387
WHY AM I NOT THERE HUH
>>128039845
i guess being a waifufag is my only defining trait
real scout main hours
post your scout
>>128040798
>>128040798
>>128040998
Disgusting.
>Make fun of a comp player in mumble
>someone else sperges out and starts defending
Who's overrated that also gets a ton of praise?
>>128040798
>unusual
nice
>whoopie
>>128041627
LazyPurple
>>128039387
thats so cringeworthy
thank god im not on there
>>128041729
i like it don't tease me
>>128041884
Good tactic, but it's not gonna work.
>>128041870
isn't lazy purple dead?
>>128041982
no h8 fami, still an unusual. Now, I got a strange smg and I want to kill myself everyday
pla: do you know what stickies are
yeah: i dont use stickies retard
pla: ok just checking fucking idiot
yeah: use charge n targe, reduces retarded pyro damage
yeah: and eyelander because speed boost on kill
yeah: and health
um
y/n?
If no, how could it be better?
>>128042128
>isn't lazy purple dead?
I don't know who tf2g is shitting on nowadays so I went with the safe option.
>>128042229
hat is shit, consider revising
>>128039557
who are your tf2gfus
>>128042274
just pick any demo mains and you're safe
>>128040798
here is an old pic of my scout that i just cant be arsed to update
>>128042545
>tf2 in spanish
senpai.....
>>128042485
when i said all of them
i literally meant all of the
>>128042649
what do you mean
>>128042510
b4nny?
>>128042785
all of them
>>128042812
he hasn't been a demo main for a while
>>128042229
argyle ace instead of eyepatch. looks out of character
>>128042898
shit, what is he maining now? soldier?
how do i know if someone likes me
>>128043107
scout
>>128043107
He played soldier for the last insomnia but I think its scout.
>>128042957
I am trying to base it off of Ceil Phantomhive but I cant get the hair to work
>>128043158
ask if they want to fuck you
>>128043304
are there any other ways
>>128043295
>but I cant get the hair to work
Front Runner, Indifferent style?
Are we on 10 contracts?
>>128043429
ask if they want to marry you
>>128040116
Zigzag
>>128043553
Yes.
>>128043553
I got my 9th on monday and nothing new since.
>british homosexual furry cuck tumblr weeb talking mad shit
>>128043856
Thanks brah
>>128043932
sjw beta cuck
>Be Sniper on attack team in payload
>Get about 15 kills from sneaky faggots, spies, pyros, and scouts trying to sneak behind our flank over the course of the battle
>Eventually win
>Some 10 year old heavy on our team tries to call me shit because I wasn't part of the push.
>mfw
Do other snipers have to deal with stupid shit like this?
>>128044098
Only the bad ones.
>>128044098
if the team didn't win then you can blame the snipers
Better?
Air Strike is fucking trash.
>>128045058
not as good as before, you gotta track movement more than before, but otherwise it's still good, don't give up
why does dotsy think he's better than me?
Fuck you sops >:-[
>>128045215
How am I supposed to track movement when the rockets are slower than Direct Hit with basically the same splash radius?
>>128045376
you have 8 rockets unless you're bad
can i make iron curtain strange?
>>128045636
nope sadly
>>128045573
How do I get 8 rockets with this shit damage?
I just got 8 and got killed by a Direct Hit shitter.
>farmed stranges
why
>>128045872
honestly just take a lil break from the game and play later/tomorrow. life's too short
>>128045757
gabe fix pls
>>128045872
if you used parachute you deserve to be direct hit
if you use airstrike you do anyway
>sniper kills me
>taunts
>airshot sniper
>taunt
>rages in chat
???
>>128046239
How do I shoot 7 rockets without BASE Jumper?
wow oscar wilde was a fucking faggot holy shit
if he were alive today i'm 100% sure he'd be posting in tf2g
>sniper kills me
>CRY
>>128046430
Its not that hard.
>>128046430
jump from high places
rocket jump twice
do the weird bunny hop thing so you can keep shooting
>>128045362
How much time were you in that achievement server though?
>>128045937
same reason people foul out of games in mycareer just to do live practice on their off day so they can get more attribute points in 2k16. it makes your dick bigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-hwnrEMKA
does this apply to tf2?
>>128047435
Most likely.
>>128040798
>
>>128041729
Fite me fag
>>128047815
Autism: the loadout
I like Sniper, but I only have the criminal hood for a cosmetic. Maybe next paycheck I'll fully deck him out as a cool guy but I don't know where I can get the Bushman's Bristles.
>>128048334
scm, trading
>>128048334
How long have you been playing tf2? Which comestics are you looking to get?
>>128039387
can you explain what exactly my one is meant to be i'm really lost
>>128039387
>I'm on there
>It matches my personality
>>128047435
>>128047803
I never noticed the Battle-scarred weapons looking differently though
>>128048460
>tfw it's on the marketplace
>tfw $5 minimum fund level
>>128048516
For about three weeks now. I've already decked out spy and engie. I'm looking for Birdman of Australiacatraz and the Bushman's Bristles, idk what kind of hat other than the Well-Rounded Rifleman.
>>128040998
still want that bg
>>128048821
>have a job
>wast part of paycheck on things you enjoy like an adult
>???
>>128049046
>>128049046
It's a part time job that only goes during the college school year so I need to keep a lid on my hobby money until I buy my books and school supplies for my final semester.I work at the school cafeteria.
>>128048821
What's your id?
>>128048574
Straightforward, smart, always working on something, idk
>>128049345
naz.exe
Definitely hit me up, I'm always up for a fun match.
What tier is the Knifestorm effect?
what tier am i
>>128050027
literally 8 tier
>>128050212
Ancient memes
>>128050827
you are not me
>>128050827
Did somebody say ancient memes?
This aegis fellow is not bad youtuber
Maybe if he played 6s instead of highlander but oh well
>>128051234
He used to be a faggot but he's kind of okay now.
>>128050827
>>128051109
>Have a really good name for my favorite weapons
>The weapon was a gift and it would be tasteless to remove the name my friend gave me
Fuck.
>>128051234
Yeah, he's absolutely amazing.
>>128051329
>used to be a faggot
Reported to Aces.
>>128051109
>>128051415
tfw tf2g will never be as good as back then
tfw the only good place tf2g related is the irc
ANCIENT
MEMES
>>128051897
>irc
>good
>ever
It's always been a shitty circlejerk.
>>128052141
much better than the thread desu
IRC has gone to shit lately
We need to continuously make new jerks so that we don't get mired in memetics created by alternative methods of communication
>>128052213
How much do I have to pay to get into it?
>>128044414
This is one of the truest things I've seen posted here.
>>128052415
3 ref, payable to /id/geel9 or neppie
>>128052526
Okay, add me
/id/acesgamer
>>128051917
>>128052719
superior version
>>128053019
Yeah, was looking for the edit.
It's been so long
how are you people holding up
I heard the game got balanced a lot
is it fun yet
>>128053467
No, check again in 3 months
Anyone know any good TF2 YT channels I might not already be subcribed to?
>>128053513
ok bye
>>128040798
>>128053638
muselk
uncle dane
funke
mrpaladinxD
>>128053638
>>128051234
In general there aren't good tf2 youtubers
b4nny, slin, sirky (pub alert),
>>128053638
the boom boom king
>>128053467
literal who
>>128053467
Eh. Pyro got reworked and demoknights got nerfed.
Everything's still kind of the same.
>>128053929
>implying dane isn't alright
>>128054025
I don't mind pubs, thanks.
>>128054125
Who?
>>128040798
>>128054185
nobody anymore
>>128054192
>Pyro got reworked
please elaborate
>>128054758
Pyro
Pyros like to collect rainbows! Extinguishing a teammate will now return 20 health to the Pyro.
Consecutive Airblasts will no longer prevent enemies from air-strafing until they touch the ground
The base Flamethrower's damage fall off over distance has been decreased, resulting in higher damage output at range
Degreaser
No longer boosts all-around switch speed. Instead, boosts switch-to speed by 60% and switch-from speed by 30%.
Removed damage penalty
Increased Airblast cost by 25%
Increased afterburn penalty to from 25% to 66%
Phlogistinator
Removed 10% damage penalty.
When activating 'MMMPH', the taunting Pyro gains temporary invulnerability and immunity to knockback effects
Axtinguisher
Properties changed
100% Chance to crit against burning targets
33% Damage penalty
20% Slower attack speed
75% Slower switch-to speed
>>128054758
you only get one airblast per life and ammo is now 500 for flamethrower. movement speed increased by 8% and weapon switch speed slowed by 30%
>dominate noobs with fists of steel which I was using because of the contract
>some guy gifts me strange fists of steel
Felt nice
Does this look good?
What's the best class to play on high-ping? Sharing wifi for the weekend.
>>128056003
Can you paint Frenchman's Whatever? I'd give it some team paint.
>>128056003
It's a scout so it looks like a retarded faggot. Play a man's class, like a Sniper or an Engineer.
>>128056174
Medic and pyro
But don't play them.
>>128056003
The colour of the bow tie doesn't fit.
>>128056174
Sniper.
>>128055038
>>128055156
hmh souds like I could give it a try
>>128056291
.........
>>128056362
Solved?
>>128056481
Dear God, no.
The hat's default colour is good, the bowtie's isn't.
>>128056618
?
>>128056757
No, for fuck's sake, don't try to make the colours match, it will look as bad as it would in real life.
>>128056895
???
>>128057029
Perfect.
>>128053467
Kinda. Depends on how long it's been since you've played. Some mechanics got reworked, like Med being able to get small amounts of uber from healing with the Amputator/Crossbow, so it's worth looking over on the update page.
Also, if you go into a server you're bound to see Phlog Pyros w/ Scorch Shot, so essentially free kills.
i want to be corrupted by human
place your bets
>>128059947
head honcho
>>128059947
Ol snaggletooth
>>128059947
Anger
>>128059947
rubber glove
>>128059947
hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVvgoU-xXnA
So this is the difficulty level of Pyro.
I am in awe of the pyro mains.
>>128040798
Does MvM scout main count?
>>128060347
It's been done before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSGcdoJcCg
its hair
wee
>>128060608
raffu
>>128060565
>footro
>footra
>foota
>futa
>///<
throw me a god damn raffle here I'm dying
>>128045271
what?
>>128062331
better than pyromains
>>128062425
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/62/Scout_domination05.wav?t=20100625225824
>>128062331
I MAIN SCOUT 6V6 PLAT YOU BITCH ASS WHOOPER
>>128062703
mge me kid
>>128060565
>>128060347
I feel like someone did this before these two
http://tf2r.com/krtqlky.html
Post tf2gs that you are glad don't come here anymore
>>128064238
soviet
meaty
mossy
>>128064238
you
>>128064574
i do come here u fucking nerd
>>128064238
Blaztar
Crona
Post tf2gs that you miss
>>128064238
vernan
>>128064712
that guys a fucking fag
fuck off 26dollar
>>128064481
I wish they would have stayed
Although the anti fag fags would have told them to leave or something
Now the only "cute" tf2gs we have aren't cute
>>128064702
cena and smiley
>>128064702
holograsm
capt
colours
shaft
juan
notabot
stop posting about me
>>128064763
>dotsy
>not cute
>>128039193
tfw version of gif related when
>>128064830
shitskins are so disgusting
why do we allow them to live again?
>>128064917
do you think autism is cute
>>128065040
its this shtick again, go add him on steam no one wants to see you cry
>DOTSY DOESN'T LIKE ME HE HAS AUTISM!!!!!!!!
>>128064964
tf2*
>>128065013
they are, but smiley and cena were funny
remember when cena was arrested?
>>128064917
dotsy is cute
i liked him better when he wasnt the sole applicable target of attention for fags like me
>>128065164
answer my question faggot
>>128065179
who r u
Post pics of dotsy
pic not related
>>128065385
but this is a blue board
i'd get banned if i posted any of my pictures of him
>>128065385
confirmed pic of dotsy
>>128065253
we allow them to live because they're funny
>>128064238
NPG
>>128065512
link to them then
>>128065512
post them on irc
or the secret irc
>>128065512
i don't think you really have any pictures of me
>>128065786
Tell me about yourself.
>>128065879
i can't guarantee i will tell you anything but what would you like to know
>>128066034
not him but do you have a bf
>>128066034
A/S/L
Can I be your hero 2nite
>>128065623
literally the worst pubstomp poster ever
>4:3 screenshots of mediocre sniper plays
what a shitter
>>128066034
Tell me who you are and why I should care
>>128066145
i want 26 dollar to step on my face!
hey xionxang can you post a list of people you hate
>>128066140
no
>>128066141
thats too personal!
>>128066157
no one is telling you to care
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LiJmA0fZbs
message to all tf2gs
>>128066306
asl
>>128066142
>literally the worst pubstomp poster ever
second worst
he had that one faggot friend can't remember his/her name right now but he couldn't even pubstomp
>>128066428
can i kiss your muscles
>>128066357
yes they are, tf2g is short for faggoTs circlejerking about and Fapping 2 other Gay posters
therefore I need to know who I should give a shit about nowadays
>>128066428
>meet up
;3c
>>128066428
id? you sound cool
>>128066428
who ru
>>128066439
21/f/see map
>>128066428
what a meanie
im turned on
>>128066357
its ok, i wouldn't post it either
>>128066428
>beat the fuck outta you
>>128066428
dotsty/26dollar/human are the cancer of tf2g
>>128066428
>beat the fuck outta you
>>128066917
me on the left
>>128066862
dotsy only posts when people post about him
he isn't cancer
26dollar and human always post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnUj5kHhTE
>>128067304
dotsy has brainwashed a group of nerds to post his name whenever possible
i would know, i am one such nerd
Why's this community so toxic? Maybe that's why tf2g's dying
>>128065519
It is important that you tell me what this is from.
>>128067764
m33tsh0t 8)
>>128067764
Yeah, we should just let the faggots run rampant and get entire threads deleted
I'm being actually serious here, it was more fun than dumb subdued shitposting and game discussion about pubs
>tfw i am actually the cancer of tf2g but nobody ever accuses me of anything
roaches desu
>>128067727
no i didn't do that
people just post about me
people dont even really talk to me on steam honestly
>>128067824
from google image search
>>128067824
kuragehime
>>128067882
the thread has actually been pretty fun the last few days
i like it
>>128067764
Nah, we've always been rude to each other.
tf2g's dying because everyone focuses on circlejerking too muchlol
>>128067947
shut the fuck up
>>128068136
>colours
>salmon
>fiskie
like tears... in rain...
>>128068226
Is it time for ancient circlejerking now?
>>128068226
>>128068136
>>128068330
who the fuck cares about fiskie lmao
>>128068002
Maybe you didn't do it consciously
But it still happens
Like in that anime about lesbians mind controlling each other to kill other mind controlling lesbians
Except it's not killing but shitposting
I finally have a tf2g crush and now I understand you guys
>>128067727
I just like Dotsy because his name is really cute.
