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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
1st for hello reddit
>Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)09:11:37 No.127779940
>1st for hello reddit
Sure hope that doesn't remain in next thread.
>>127966886
xth for big lonely yacht
>>127967349
Chop is best dog, do not hurt Chop.
>>127967349that's a big dick
>>127967863
All i can see now. Thanks.
>>127967754
>tfw you didn't fall for the yacht meme
literally other player's yacht is available if they aren't guarding it
which is 99% of the time since all you can do with it is hang out/hostile takeover
8th for you know already
What are your favorite sleeper cars (cars that are actually fast/fun to drive that don't seem like it)?
what´s the most overlooked car and why is it the pigalle?
How
GUISE
GUISE
I'VE GOT AN IDEA
what if
what if we challenge one of the reddit crews (the most active) to a CREW CHALLENGE or whatever they're called
c'mon let's cuck them
>>127972114
1. Dumb idea
2. Crew challenges are challenges set by crews in a playlist made by a crew, shit like complete a lap on a track under a certain time. It's all for betting purposes and a challenge to whoever takes it.
>>127972114
No, because we'll both cheat at all stages, and they'll cry more about it so they'll win the moral battle and we'll look like the baddies
>tfw you gore some motherfucker who was shooting rockets at your chopper on the blades and you weren't recording
Darn
>>127972114
I would suggest a DM playlist but they'd find some way to fuck it up
>>127972114
This would be a good idea if the lag compensation for this game wasn't shit.
>>127974402
roofless phoenix when
>>127974639
glass roof is pretty close I guess
>Join session with crew friends
>Half of the session, including them, "left"
I want this meme to die.
21st for best car
>>127974402
tattoo ruins it
>>127972704
>>127973118
>>127973497
>>127973854
How about we try before we talk shit about them
Anyone hyped for casion minigames ?
>>127970315
>tfw you will never get to wear that jacket outside of the outfit
>tfw you will never get any of the old clothing items from IV/EFLC without Rockstar fucking it up somehow
>>127975684
Because I know at least half of these fuckers who would use a menu without second thought.
A x.25 heath multiplier or slight damage modifiers you name it.
>>127975710
don't know, should i be?
is it even real, anon?
be honest
bahama mamas hasn't even been used yet and it's there
>>127975578
with the skull face looks more defined I dunno
>>127976047
>nicestguytwistedpsychopath.jpg
>>127976087
lmao
thanks for the kek
I've never seen this much fog/haze before.
>>127976047
yeah no
get rid of it
and lose the fucking makeup holy shit
>>127974402
10/10 phoenixi might copy it if i get one later
>>127976087
Well, I can see it's already starting.Post characters.
>>127976487
glad you like my character :^)
>>127976487
>>127976638
>>127976487
One of those fucking days
>>127976487
>>127970315
Asterope. It's plain and ultra-reliable. And it almost fills the void of not having a Merit in my garage. ;_;
>>127979270
You see, this is why I shoot you.
I've been playing heists for the past 6 hours with absolutely no success in finishing them.
With randoms.
What the fuck do I do?
>>127979729
Post SC.
>>127979729
ask us if someone wants to help.
>>127979270
how´d you get the red line around the tires?
>>127979971
Check the plate.
>>127979929
Social is Igotaname
>>127979934
I'd really like some help!
>>127976487
You can find me trying to taxi RDMing players around on my hazuchou. With little success.
>>127979270
why are all your screenshots so highly saturated?
looks like gta iv again
>>127980540
>not spawning miles above Mt. Chilliad and parachuting from there
What are you guilty plessures, /gtag/?
>tfw revolver on auto-aim
Sue me
>>127981486
*your
*pleasures
Fuck my typos
This ugly son of a bitch is doing Pacific Standard for free and basically you're retarded. Post SC, 1 spot left.
>>127980540
i've spawned a few times 'outside of city limits' at an altitude that makes the map a lot smaller
going full speed freefall i make it to 2 seconds left before i get location kicked
>tfw lower levels that don't have parachute realizing their situation
>>127981783
Crimefighter.
>>127976487
>>127976487
Time to spin /gtaog/
http://goo gl/j8wBTX
Post resultsIf you don't want a melee weapon in the rotation like the bitch you are.http://goo gl/WzVnJM
>>127983343
I feel like your posts really benefit /gtag/, perhaps you'd like to adopt a tirp?
i acquired this game for story mode recently
is there ANY FUCKING WAY to disable the camera auto-centering when in 3rd person?
I've moved all the auto-center sliders in the mouse/keyboard settings menu to 'zero' but it does jack shit
can anyone point me to a mod / script / fix / whatever to prevent camera auto center
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127983942
lol
>>127984092
>>127984125
>>127985026
>>127985189
sickest memes there ever was
>>127983406
>>127985238
>>127983942
??????
>>127985565
You can't disable it on foot in third person
>>127983313
>knuckle dusters
noice
noice
Is there a way to hack money on the PS4?
>>127985793
Soon you get to experience the hell we have.
I don't have the link but PS4 hacks soon.
>>127985908
I mean, i've kept myself way away from it but a fair few people are selling hacks for psn cards with secondary accounts up, just wondering is it a scam or not because I'd probley just do it myself but I'm not fishing through the 1000+ scam sites what come up as soon as you enter GTA V Money
>>127985908
As in one to two years soon, with any luck. Sony goes full Yakuza on devs they can identify, the guy behind the kernel exploit already gave up.
I don't know if mexican mobiles are a meme here, but GTA SA's Blade was my favorite car. Since it looked like my dad's 69' Impala. Which he still has on hydros.
So I thought I'd make this. Curb feelers seem like a bit much, but does it look at least tasteful compared to what other people are throwing out?
Big shoutout to the guys who responded to my request for heist help.
>shitty fov options
>triple monitors gives you a fuckton of extra fov
great work R*
also got my third monitor now
50fps with drops to 30 in exciting moments
>>127976487
Threadly reminder
>>127988349
>bezels
Eww
>walk to ammu nation
>this guy slaps your cars ass
what do?
>>127988998
ask for a refund
>>127970315
>why is it the pigalle?
Because you're a PCuck who wasn't around when it first came out.
>>127988998
snipe him with the 50cal
and then kill him over and over and over and over and don't stop until he leaves the lobby
>>127989084
why was it shit in console days when it came out?
>>127989295
no, we actually had races with it on ps3
good times
also futo races ofc
>>127989295
And you're a retard as well. No big surprise. I'll spell it out for you, so try to keep up:
Every single car in the "I'm Not a Hipster" update was discussed to death when it first came out. The only reason it's "overlooked" is because you're almost two years late to the party.
>tfw Saints Row 5 comes out
>full blown multiplayer mode
>all previous cities + new one + zinyak/hell versions of Steelport
>lots of customization, fuckton of weapons to choose from
>fun, non "realism" restricted gamemodes like in gtao
>dedicated servers
>shop for otherwise unobtainable clothes/accessories/gun skins/models/cosmetic car modificationsone can dream
>>127989397
>im retarded for not knowing about something that came out long before i got this game
uuh, thanks for the info. i guess....
>>127989575
You're retarded for acting like you know what you're talking about when clearly you don't have the first clue.
>>127985412
What in the fuck did I just read?pic related, might go to war desu
comfy
>>127990425
Ewww, disgusting. Just get an ultrawide.
>>127990759
>Owning a shitty meme monitor.
>>127990806
>4 bezels in you central fov
Nah, that's real shitty.
>>127991302
You know that blater isn't the crew leader anymore, right? You can take his dick out of your mouth anytime.
>>127991719i sure wish my 20cms was good enough for self sucking
I'm not that flexible.I've tried.
>>127991832
oh hey there's me gunning! hi literally!
>>127987460
>matte black paintjob
>light brown seats
>subtle gold pinstripe
I did the same thing to my Moonbeam, but it looks better on yours. I applaud your taste.
>>127981783
Anajamois here, I fixed my shitty internet. If you're not full yet I'll gladly make up for my previous shittery.
It turned out to be a loose wire. I'm serious. I just wrapped it up and everything was top speed again.
Im having a hard time improving my driving stat. Any tips on doing it fast?
>>127996049
Driving. Seriously, what did you expect?
>>127996049
It seems that driving around normally will usually raise it before you know it.
Additional tips would be: Go over every jump you see and try to land on 4 wheels, you get a boost if you manage it. Landing on 2 also gives a very tiny boost.
If you're hellbent on raising it as much as you can, play a lot of races and win. But uh, it only works if you win, so I wouldn't recommend it.
I recommend driving around on freemode and doing the jumps.
>>127989557
2 was good but the last few were lolsorandum and xD us gamur nerds
>>127996201
>>127996049
thanks
>Made my char look like a retard because friends were rushing me to join
Haven't really cared until now, is there anyway to change the way your char looks outside of the obvious clothes / haircuts? i'm talking face and complexion etc
>>127996740
That's what you get for having friends, normie.
>>127970315
Where can I access the list of cars wanted by Simeon? I've only seen it on my inbox but it disappears if you log out of the game.
>>127995792
That was 4 hours ago and I have no idea what shittery you're talking about. I can play with you though.
>>127996740
Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
>>127997173
>Once you hit level 6 you'll get another chance.
I'm already way above that unfortunately >_<
Might see if I can find some shady ass hack menu to do it
>>127989368
>ps3
>>127997539
>he waited 2 years for it
inhuman willpower
>>127997173
I was the dude who kept disconnecting from PacStan: Vans. We had that giant windmill?
I could be mistaking you for another GTAG though. Fixed my internet since then.
>>127997327
> >_<
Don't you ever fucking post this again. You are old enough that you don't ever need to by now.
This may be normal for this general, but it never used to be acceptable and I'll never let it be again.
We use reaction images here. Yes, I said we.
>>127997656
Sorry xD
>>127997656
I remember playing with you, but not that.
>>127997992
That was probably a different group then.
Forget I said anything, you're cool.
>>127997817
Very funny. You are one cheeky muppet mate. Saying it for your own good.
>people argue that funbux don't ruin the game
>takes over 10-15 minutes to get a random going since a good % of the community are now sitting in free roam, begging for money
>>127998230
If anything, random teams are more competent now than 6 months ago.
>>127991302
Ultrathin bezel on center monitor which.is the successor to the other two
Shits pretty cash and i can still use it as seperate units if i want to
Not every game should be ultrawide
>>127997327
There is no shady hack for it. Just send a support ticket to rockstar support saying your character's appearance has been messed up and ask if you can redo it/fix it and they'll do set it up so the next time you boot up Online you'll be able to edit your character appearance.
>>127970901
Grow up.
>>127998230
Funbux have nothing to do with that though?
>>127998416
There is actually, but as far as I know it's only on one paid menu.
>>127998462
>paid menu
Might as well not exist then. Easier to just ticket support since they never ask questions no matter how many times you send them similar tickets
Pleb here, how get moneys? I want one of the new apartments and a boat and all the bells and whistles cause i'm a materialistic slut. Was honestly contemplating spending $10 for 50 mil from some cheater but surely there's a legit way to make it relatively easy? How do you guys do it
>>127998724
Yeah, I got it for free after they literally shilled it here.
>>127987332
>poor little white guy.webm
>>127998885
play the game, faggot.
>>127998885
>paying for funbux
>>127999047
>tfw can never find any cheaters in free roam to give free shit
I thought you guys said they were everywhere
>>127987332
>cancer picking on cancer
>>127998230
No, that's because people are tired of repeating the same content.
>haven't even done the heists because too anti social to do it without friends
>have no friends that play
the fuck am I even doing
>>127998443
I'm still not sure how I managed this.
>ran into menuguy exactly two weeks ago
>stood under his golden rain for what seemed like forever
>have yet to get banned
I know it's coming sooner or later, but i'm having fun till then.
>>127999354
you don't have to talk to anyone asshole. you're anonymous on the internet
>>127999490
hax
>>127999582
T20 bonds through both characters. You know it's coming anyway.
>>127999742
If I used a menu, I wouldn't waste time doing free roam events.
>>127999918
yet you took a picture and posted it here.
>>127999918
>menu user not fucking with Freemode events
Riiiiiight,,,
>>128000058
>>128000168
Believe what you want.
>>128000428
it's cool if you cheat. I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it.
Biker DLC when. I just want to ride with my crew.
>>128000639
>I'd wager more than half the daily posters in this general do it
No wonder this general is so fucking shit.
>>128000682
We definitely need more western bikes.
>>128000745
Tell me about it...
>>128000639
I wouldn't just wager, I'd be shocked if it weren't more than half, but I personally don't. I will admit to receiving shitloads of funbux, though, so it's not like I haven't benefited from modding.
Do people actually play this game online on the PS4?
>>128000803
I just want all the TLaD bikes back. And the customization they had for the online part. I just want to have a cut with patches.
>bought stilt house when update hit
>decide i don't like it anymore
>blow $400k on exchanging it for another one
i'm 100% pcuck and the amount of money i've wasted due to indecisiveness is already well in the millions
>>128001026
No, le PEE CEE Master Rice is the only place where people play online games
>>127999770
not that guy but whats a t20 bond? ive heard it mentioned a couple of times
>>128001310
the t20 is the most expensive vehicle in the game that you can store in a garage
purchased vehicles sell for 60% of their value
put 2 and 2 together
>>128001310
If it's the same thing people did when hackerbux were a thing on PS3, it means buying a garage full of the most expensive shit you can buy, in this case, T20 Hypercars.
Should I buy a yacht or wait for the next update?
>>128001478
Wait
>>128001121
>Zombie
>Diabolus
>Lycan
>Hellfury
>Revenant
>Wayfarer
>Wolfsbane
>Angel
>Nightblade
I don't think Rockstar will ever add these.
>>128001478
Yachts are worthless.
>>128001519
Any guesses as to when they'll add new stuff?
>>128001478
Wait. Forever.
>>128001583
Probably 3 or 4 months. They've done a lot these last months as far as Rockstar's interns productivity standards go.
>>128001152
the reason I was afraid to buy suite 3
but I'm cool with just having an interior that not everyone has.
>>128000428
I literally have a webm of the lowest height you can hit without dying which involves landing on your ass not yoru feet and it took half my health off
youre saying you happen to have done it lower with full health and also the other guy in the room is randomly also exactly as good as you too
>>128002498
I've gotten down to 1 meter. Maybe you should get good.
>>128002498
My only hypothesis is it was caused by lag. I vaguely recall my parachute not opening all the way when it happened, and I didn't think it was going to count it.
>>128002937
>My only hypothesis is it was caused by fag.
fair enough
Lads, I got banned and now I've only got 20 grand
Is anyone dropping cash or do I just gotta find some memer in game by luck?
>>128002498
>i'm the best there is at this game the only way you could be better than me is through cheating
christ you're insufferable
>>128003374
sell your t20 bonds you made while you were loaded.
That's what you did, right? RIGHT?
>>128003270
>>128001554
>tfw you will never ride a Harley-Davidson Panhead again
>>128003374
Finding a menu is user is easy as fuck. Sucking his dick to receive money is just slightly harder.
>>127974402
Nice ride how does it handle?
putting a pay pal donation thing on twitch is a whole massive hassle :(
theres tax issues and business settings and registering as a charity not to mention chargebacks and shit
bleh
>>128003997
Stop trying to take blater's neetbux.
Can i join your autism crew pl0x?
>>128004064
I would if it was easy
>>128004337
bully
menubro here,
I'll make it rain after I finish eating breakfast. like anons have said, you need to buy as many t20s as you can afford and just sit on them till the ban comes. if you do it right, you can end up with more than 20 million after the first ban expires.
leave your ID and I'll add you to a private session soon as I finish. I don't want any money or anything, just trying to help gtaog with some funds before I migrate to my new account.
>>128001310
>you receive billion shekels
>acquire a garage or just use your garage
>buy T20 (the fastest supercar) from the legendary motorsports
>full upgrade those vehicles
>store it on your garage
>repeat, buy, upgrade, store
>now you have a garage full of upgraded T20
>you get banned
>J* sucks away all of your money
>but the T20s remain still on your garage
>sell those, for roughly 1,4m each (idk the exact value desu)
>now you 60-70% of your hacked money back
its that simple
>crew session never
>>128006529
I think Nessi is planning something this week-end. You might try to suck his cock to know more about it.
>>127967202
>>127967202
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/206838578-Skins-editor-project-in-GTAONLINE-FLOCKINGPROJECT-
Does anyone notice that since the last update, stealing NPC cars gets a bounty a lot more often?
>>128004660Small_Leader, im sick of farming heists for weeks
>>128007645
It's been that way for years. You see patterns where there are none.
>>128007961
On a long enough timeline, anything's a pattern.
>>128008050
This statement doesn't mean anything.
Is there a way to invert X-axis third person? Playing on PS4, it's hard to with normal camera controls for me.
>>128008764
Time is a flat circle.
>>128008764
hahahaha upvoted bro xd
>>128007645
No, but a lot of the time I get a 2 star wanted level when stealing one of the tuned sentinels near eclipse towers. And when I drive it to my garage a cop car spawns right there so I have to avoid it or call Lester. It's only slightly anoying, but annoying nonetheless.
And don't get me started on what a pain in the ass it is to spawn a gold/chrome dubsta nowadays. Davidstar at its best.
is this car rare or anything? a modder spawned it and dced so i decided to snag it
>>128009615
Delicious bait
>>128005053
>have someone spawn you the money instead
>dont get banned
>>128009615
Yes, keep it to yourself. Don't let people know you have it. It's very rare.
My Snapmatic isn't working. My pictures don't ever save and I think my SP singleplayer savegames are broken too. They work but the name of the last mission just changes to something random every time. So, what do I do?
So why did the random events of bank trucks, or cargo and special drops stop happening, they weren't a huge payout, but it was a fun little distraction
>>128010084
Free roam activities
>>128010342
Why not both though?
>>128010084
Hacker/glitcher abuse
>>128010406
Because that would be too much work, now stop complaining, you got the update for free.They didn't even remove the award for robbing armored trucks.
>>128010084
>bank trucks
I've been playing since release and I've seen one of these in online
>>128010084
NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>128010627
>Too much work
>Not doing something is too much
r* pls
>>128010916
>As of at least the Freemode Events Update (patch 1.29), Armored Trucks have been disabled or discontinued on the Xbox One, PS4, and PC.
Hope you got that badge before the freeroam update.
What is there even to do for fun in GTAO anymore
I'm kinda bored of sniping random people, and the car controls aren't complete enough too have fun with
>All this charge back bullshit about fake twitch donations
Looks like I dodged a bulletyou motherfuckers
>It's yet another thread where nessi acts like a worthless sperg, and instead continues to use GTAG as a replacement for any kind of real life social interaction.
Swedes truly are the most worthless people.
>>128011661
welcome to a few hours after each and every update
>>128004660
YaBoiBigBoss
>Still no screenshots of the USS Flying failure.
>>128011906
u gonna repost this every thread?
>>128011906
>nessi hasn't posted yet
Is this the new 'worthless neets ruined this general' because if so at least try and get the timing down right for your autism.
>>128011661
get franz
>>128011906
Is he truly Swede?
>>128004660hi-im-daisyi already use menus, its just a shitty one that only drops 1k bags at a time
>>128004660
Where are you getting these menus? I got infamous 4.0 and all I can do is spawn $5k at a time at a rate of about $100k every 30 seconds before the too many transactions error pops up.
Do you get banned for having cash spawn on you? Even if I don't use the menu myself?
>>128014062
Yes.
>>128014062
95% of the time no
>>128014062
i used a menu
got banned for a week
didn't drop any cash, just doing the 500k moonman thing, but they didn't remove my dosh
>>128015427
i wont be using a menu, obviously, i'm wondering because i got banned by using that cheat engine method when online came out. i dont want to get a second strike on my account.
Anyone else in love with the Moonbeam? It's so comfy, and how can you ignore those sliding doors?
Currently saving up money to customize it a bit.
You are only allowed to quote this post if you are a better player than me
Not so fast, all of you
>>128015683
>west coast classics
Well I guess I'm already better than you. :^)
>>128015683
Fuck your rules mate.
>>128015943
At being a punk ass white boi?
>tfw ded
>tfw nobody hosting pacstans
>>128015649damnit comfyanon
What car is not comfy enough for you?
>>128001310
$27,500
>>128016234
You shut your damn mouth. After last night's shenanigans, Comfyanon in my god damned hero.
Since the T20 is so expensive to replace, could it be considered the best car to free roam in? I'm ok with losing my car if it means the shitter that blew me up lost 20K.
>>128015649
you're making me consider getting one, lad
how is it performance-wise?
>>128016234
Oh no, I'm not comfyanon:(.
Honestly, any mid-range or below car is comfy to me because I'll find a way to appreciate it. Like yesterday, I took my Youga camper van into the canyon to have some fun camping and taking a dip near the waterfall.
>>128016521
It honestly isn't even bad. A lot faster than it looks, but it does have a tendency to fishtail. I haven't upgraded it at all, not even the lowrider upgrade which makes it handle better, so it'll get even better.
Best bike for freeroam? I'm been using my Thrust since it's so stable.
>>128016506
unless they put a bounty on you just before thye blow you up, if they do you pay for the car
>>128016863
I have 100 mill. Like I give a shit.
>>128015683
how much does that one loss bother you? must be the reason why you can't sleep at night and keep playing this game.
Also there's oviously some trickery involved here. Not that I judge you. I also do that on double $ weekends.
>>128016851
Akuma or Sánchez imo
>>128016521
I've had the chance to drive it in a Lamar mission and it drives like shit. You're probably better off with a cheaper similar car.
>>128017031
That loss was because my internet died, I didn't really care since it was between the first 20 DMs I played
The only time I "get mad" playing this game is when they kill me with that dumb ass auto-aim rocket laucher while I'm flying my heli
>>128016863
>>128016851
Ruffian. Can wheelie at any speed and jumps over everything
>>128017549
>setting a bounty on a player and claiming it yourself
way too many people do that and it makes absolutely no sense.
>>128017765
For the bm
>>128017765
>Kuruma
makes perfect sense, shitlord.
