Will the real Mettaton please stand up? edition.
Previous Thread: >>127781468
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shitmeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Robutt!
>>127805591
kek
well I'm staying here
Spooder!
why did the last thread get woshed
>>127805591
Were there enemies/NPCs in Undertale that you thought were just way too dumb looking?
I'd rather stay in this thread
This thread needs moreTHICKposting
comfy sans/reader fic of cuddling on the couch :^)
http://pastebin.com/4DrMZM4C
It's time.
>>127805909
>>127805591
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EDHM1UuWC10QjITBpH-1It-OVHwZOku3nZZlXFX427Q/viewform
More votes!
>>127805909
hey man leave her alone
>>127805894
the same reason it'll get woshed again
>threes new threads at the same time
Holy shit they are going to kick us off this board.
>>127805970
>Latinx
>>127805970
>Mute
And I'm triggered
>other thread got deleted because of the OP again
>>127806056
The other 2 were deleted, all is good
>>127805970
>>127806056
we are fucking doomed.
We need more cuddly skeletons
Looks like your one the bread role
>>127805970
>Mute
Did these people ignore the fucking part where Toriel asks you if you like cinnamon or butterscotch OVER THE PHONE?
please don't forget to pet your goat of choice at least once a day.
So what if resets only affect the underground? That's why they have deja vu and shit, because time, real time, continues to flow normally. It also explains why their technology is so weird. Why you have it getting more and more advanced the further away from the Ruins you get, because they kept getting more and more advanced junk tossed down the drain.
>>127805970
>I drew a strawman argument supplementing it with interjections based on conjencture widely regarded as headcanon to prove a made up point
How do you genuinely delve this deep into retard mode?
>>127805970
>FUCKING SUN POISONED CHEEKS
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Mettaton is a furry. He's a monster that wears a humansuit.
Paladinchan!
>my thread was saved
I'M SORRY GUY WHO CLAIMED
I WAS WALKING SOMEWHERE AND MISSED THE LAST HUNDRED POSTS!Though I think my OP was funny, because fuck that bait OP guy.
Would you a tem?
>>127806098
It's the gender neutral version of Latino/Latina.I had always assumed Frisk was Korean.
>>127805846
We need more spider!
>>127805858
Explain.
>>127805909
Pyrope, it's kinda cute but still pretty dumb
>>127806435
You and at least 10 others in here, apparently.
>>127806368
Paladinchan!
Repostan for >stockings
>yfw mettaton is humankin
>>127806362
doesn't that make him a skinny?
Best AU
>>127806285
Thanks for the reminder.
>>127806245
is it supposed to look like sans is looking into an explosion
Can we tea party now?
http://imgur.com/PJ7JVr6
FACEFUCKING THE WOSHUA
cherish allotherkin
>>127805970
Awful.
>>127806487
http://imgur.com/a/5Ldui
>>127806556
Shibbolethanon! It's you!
>>127806661cute! CUTE!
>>127806285
But I can't pet three goats at the same time with only two hands!
>>127806202
Who wouldn't want to hug these skells?
CoolDude
>>127806123
There wasn't anything wrong with the OP, though. Like, honestly, all the links and shit were right, it was just a shitty picture.
Reposting the Grillsby I drew out of boredom today. Sorry if it's sideways, my phone says it's not.
>>127806841
aeiou?
aeiou.
aeiou!
>>127806716
You know, I never actually saw the connection until this pic.
>>127805970
Aside from the fuckhueg tumblr noses, giving either of them actual races, and Frisk being mute, that's not too bad.
>>127806716
Papyrus with pupils/eyeballs is oddly disturbing
Who is cutest random encounter?
>>127806761
Pet the third one with your dick.
>>127806457
Remembers me of Quelaag's spider half.
Which is the only thing I can picture if there ever was a "mega" Muffet mod with a harder fight against her.
>>127806724
No, I was posting fedora images at edgy charafags before he started memeing.
>>127806968
vulkin
>>127806968
You are anon!
Reminder that Hitler did nothing wrong and neither did Asriel.>>127776536
If you're here drawfriend I was gone and missed the delivery for this and feel bad, thank you a ton it's great.
I want to fuck a ghost. It would probably feel like jelly.
>>127806968
Snwdrake is a QT
>>127806968
Chara!
>>127806953
Oh. Oh sweet summer child.
>>127804350
I was away for a while so I wasn't able to answer in the previous thread.
Thanks a bunch! About the spelling errors, it seems as much as I double check something always slips, I guess that's what happens when you try to proofread it after a 10 hour flight.
Anyways, glad you liked it!
>>127806724
literally only replied "shibboleth" to Steven universe cancer faggots because they have their own barneyfag general to shit up. Stop trying to pigeonhole every poster into your autistic shipping headcanon chart you delusional idiot.
>>127806968
Whimsun
>>127806968
Cutest might be Vulkin, if Lesser Dog and Shyren don't count
>>127807187
Shibbolethanon! It's you too!
>>127806641
Sans is too lazy to look at explosions.
>>127807231
I want tobullyWhimsum.
>>127806972
Goats are not for lewd.
>>127807149
STOP
Anyone here like to have sex with their cousin?
>>127807187
Don't get mad.
>>127807390
>implying every goat isn't built for sex
>>127807292
le ebbinnnn
I would rather have 30 catfuckers than another attention whore anon forcing in his /hsg/ shit. Kill yourself now you retard.
>>127807149
I take it back.
I take it all back.
>ask-humantale:
>Kio here and I just want to say that I’m sorry, but between the Capstone Paper which has been taking longer and longer to write and the shitty asks we’ve been getting lately, this blog hasn’t been a lot of fun.
>So I’m thinking we’re gonna be taking a break for a while. I have an ask that I’ve been sitting on for a while that I will complete and post probably before Christmas, but right now, this just isn’t fun. So I’m sorry to say it but we’re definitely going on a mini-hiatus. We’ll be back, but right now it’s too exhausting.
>If either of us draw any Humantale stuff, we’ll reblog it here.
>- Kio
The demon lies dormant. We would be wise to not disturb it.
>>127807438
>Blooky still has headphones on
>>127807517
Shibbolethanon!
>>127807493
I'm not taking advice from a guy who got booty bothered over Quentin comics, Tbh.
otherkin please stay
>>127805931ok.
>>127807637
>going out of your way to look at a tumblr blog that you know you will not like
>>127807651
Incest is best with music
>>127807390
>he says, as he posts a pic with a e621 filename
Im onto you anon, dont deny your feelings.
>>127807719
Does this general really have Otherkin? All I ever see is people bitching about them
>>127807734
he said thick, not basketballs
>>127807681
Don't get mad.
god damn i love getting 612.5 GOLD every time i sell cloudy glasses in bulk
>>127807787
There were two guys doing it unironically, a guy got pissed off and got into a giant argument with them. Since then it's been nothing but "otherkin please go/stay"
>>127807438
Usually I only find those ghost pictures cute but not really lewd. This one though...
Drawing for cytube
>>127807390
I dunno, they tend to be pretty lewd to me.
>>127807637i actually feel a little bad for them now
>>127807502
Only for procreation.
Repost for morning and timezones!
I'm not dead! I had a single night off, so I have new Coda for y'all!
Coda 9: bully edition
>http://pastebin.com/3p3YmxCm
Read all my stuff here:
>http://pastebin.com/u/Motifanon
I'm planning on working on Cover 2 today, as well as editing some stuff. I missed writing, I tell you what. Don't ever become a baker, kids.
how are you today, /utg/?
>>127807390
lmao
>>127807916
There were multiple people telling them to fuck off because they were shutting up the thread. Dumb tumbler faggots want them to stay because they want to attention whore by proxy via choking on their dicks and praising them. It's cringey and autistic as fuck.
>>127807970
Gotta know your lewd anon.
Also fuck you and your retarded webm.
>>127808019
I was being dumb thinking I'd posted the response in a dead thread accidentally. Still though, props for that writing. What else you got?
>>127807970
Yo man what the fuck
>>127808148
DO NOT
>>127808134
Oh god, I've missed you so much motif
Please get someone hired soon
>>127806556
Anyone else think Paladin seemed autistic? As in actually autistic, with really simple black/white morality she clung to rigidly, an inability to understand relationships or feel empathy very well (thinking that the King Papyrus ending was good because she him having the throne, not understanding or caring about his sadness over Undyne) and quickly becoming angry/upset when anything challenges any of what she 'knew'.
>>127807787
I think we have like six.
>>127808167
>tumbler
You still can't spell it right, huh?
Does Flowey reload every time Frisk is killed by the fall?
>>127808148
Literally end yourself, like right now.
>>127807786
Don't be silly, those file names are common on boorus as well.
>>127808279
>implying that poster's me
Lmao. Still upset your buttbuddies lost I guess?
>>127808148
please no
not again
>>127808279
tumblEr
>>127808370
Alimony joy?
>>127808279
>>127808215
I did like 3 other fics, though one of them I don't feel like reposting because I think it's sub-par.
http://pastebin.com/E4NTpbma -> Asgore/Frisk fishing comfyfic
http://pastebin.com/mnHzxx5f -> Asgore 1st person sadfic
I'll post the other one if you really want it.
>>127808148
Don't do this
>>127808279
>still can't spell it right
>still
What? First post about tumblr bullshit in the thread, phone autocorrected. Why does it even matter? God damn, you tumblr people obsess over the tiniest, most pointless details.
>>127808148
Where's our Hero Detective when we need him?
>looking at previous threads
>someone tried to make fat mettaton OP like three fucking times and got deleted on all of them
based
>>127808278
I think you need to go back to /v/.
>>127808661
Not replying, which is what you fuckers should be doing.
>>127808478
Not really helping the case with that picture.
>>127808148
>>127808502
>>127808543
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127808579
Hey fellow floweposter
>>127808637
HAHAHAHA
>>127808661
On the standby...
I wanna see where they're gonna go with this.
>>127808148
I don't know what this is but I've seen enough 2babies1fox, dripping barrel, and EXODIA to get the idea.
>>127807149
Don't you have anything better to do?
>>127808416
He probably fucked with him countless times until he got bored and waited until Toriel was near enough to stop him killing you out of boredom.
>>127808134
Doing good, I'm enjoying my day off as well, though mostly spent the day paying bills and washing clothes. Good to have you back!
>>127808148More
>>127808148
This still needs an edit to make the kid look like Asriel.
Seriously, just change his shirt, change the mouth, and change the nose...
This seems to be the best place to ask this.
How do enable wingdings on my computer
>>127808775
hello!
>>127808843
It's not what you think it is.unless you already know what it is in which case you're a sick fuck.
>>127808819
>implying a post this on the daily
I was showing an anon that the previous post of Chara and Frisk from that AU wasn't okay at all, and that needed the actual descriptions. Cool your britches.
>>127808269
>>127808475
>>127808515
>this triggered over babby's first vore comic
>>127808148
This looks like /ss/, which I like.
But it's got furries, which I don't like.
And judging from the reactions of everyone else, this isn't going to be good.
>>127808710
Seconded, other "personas" of the general came kinda naturally. This Paladin whatever is being pushed so hard its not even subtle anymore.
>>127808710
Seriously guys, IT'S 2016!!!
>>127808775
>floweyposter so upset he has to type out a post to just encapsulate how utterly upset he is
>Wasting your precious (you)s and reactions on old shitty comics that have been posted here multiple times already
do not bully the shibboleth anon
do not bully the paladin anon
do not bully the paranoid anon
do not bully the justice anon
do not bully the hair anon
do not bully the anger anon
do not bully the writer anons or the art anons
do not bully any of the anons
>>127808760
Get your mind out of the gutter. He's just reading Frisk a bed time story.
Let's post Undertale things
>>127809049Bully me, I deserve it
>>127808148
>>127808991
It's hardcore vore, the dog is inside her crying and shouting for his mommy while he's digested, now stop replying.
>>127808775
>get called out for having a victim complex
>shitpost like a retard instead of leaving it alone or accepting it
Typical tumbler otherkin. Put a name on so I can filter you, too.
>>127806570
Thanks anon, this is pretty!
>>127808148
>DO NOT POST MORE OF THIS
>>127808117
boring
>>127808416
>>127808828
>itt people don't unnderstand how SAVE and LOAD work
>>127809049
Literally who to all of these sans the writer anons.
>>127809126
This is an undertale thing I think
Post the REAL humantale AU
>>127808775
*You feel as though
*Chara posters
*Are coming.
>>127808927
What's your favourite reason for loving the flowe?
>>127809026
I'm not saying you have to go back to /v/ because it's 2016, I'm saying you have to go back to /v/ because you're a shitty /v/ memer.
If it was 2015, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
If it was 2017, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
If it was fucking 867, I'd still tell you to go back to /v/.
>>127808991
>this looks like /ss/
Goodnight /utg/ be nice to each other.
Everyone should stop what they are doing and post tea parties
Oh no
I'm thinking of what to write for this degenerate smut while I'm working, without booze
It isn't supposed to end this waytacitly why. motif why
Can Blooky teach Flowey how to love?
>>127808997
I think it's just one guy who cares about her and white-knights when people insult her, it's not really her fault unless it's her samefagging.
Charanon and Doogle have been shit on more than Paladin, no-one obsessively came to their e-rescue from mean comments. I don't think she's come back though, probably never will (she didn't even fucking like the game very much) so hopefully he'll eventually stop bringing her up so he can get into get into fights with anyone who slanders her good name.
>>127809126
>>127808272
working on it!
>>127808831
glad to be back, however briefly. turns out, not writing makes me kinda antsy! Good news for you guys, bad news for me, I guess.
>>127809220
>muh headcanon
okay
>>127809365
Just image they're drinking tea
>>127809227
you don't know the art anons?
>>127809159
Your belly buttons could use work.
>>127809106
Theres too much blush for innocence.
>>127809049
Bully me
>>127809220
>MY GOATDAD COULD KILL NAVY SEALS SAVE LOAD OMEGA FLOWEY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>127809389
You carve your own path, use whatever methods you see fit. Besides, who's to judge the right from wrong?IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
>>127809289
no they arent
charaposters are dead
>>127809169
That doesn't sound hot but I still got erect.
>>127809306
he is extremely cute and interesting and I like his attitude and everything about him really
>>127809356
>hurr you should mass reply to everything with epic reaction faces xD
Wow, I can use meme arrows and "hurr/xD" too.
>>127809526
go back to watching old men wrestle you fucking faggot
>>127809049
i only know anger anon and the art/writer anons
>>127809507
But that's constructive criticism!
>>127809526
Okay
The Green Bay Packers suck and Aaron Rodgers is a faggot.
>>127809406
>one guy
Paranoianon...
You gotta stop this.
We're here for you.
It doesn't have to be like this.
>>127809389the sin was in you all along, anon
have fun <3
>>127809440
It's not headcanon, its straight up told to you that Flowey can no longer reset or LOAD because Frisk jacked the ability from them when they fell into the underground. Only the being with the highest amount of DETERMANTION can do that.
>>127809551
(you)
>>127809689
You draw yourself ugly!
>>127809591
*You feel as though
*You've jinxed yourself
/utg/ how do I fix my sleeping pattern. I have so much to do but when I get home I just sleep for a few hours, after which I'm barely awake enough to do anything, not even lurk this general.
And then I end up staying up till 4am and the whole thing just repeats itself
so which group of characterposters is going to embarrass themselves next
>>127809365
well, there's tea
>>127809735
One nuke would be enough to wipe out their whole army Tbh
>>127809696
Herp derp stop following me I know who you are etc
It's not even Paranoia-chan hours, dummy.
Requesting art of Papyrus fighting Sir Daniel Fortesque.
Because, why not.
Thanks in advance if it actually gets done!
Okay, think of your favourite Undertale character.Not only are they now your precious baby child, but you have also dropped them on the floor, head-first, and the child welfare man is knocking on the door! What will you do to get out of THIS sticky situation?
>>127809674
No i already watched my daily does of OLD MEN FIGHTING
>>127809692
I only bet on sporting events, I don't care bout them
Can you write out what sound he makes when he talks?
>>127809609
I WANT TO PUT FLOWEY IN A MAID'S DRESS
>>127809780
As a Charaposter I banish you.
>>127809885
-reset
>>127809689
Also your frisk is weird. Stop that.
>>127809885
he's made of metal so he's probably fine
>someone replies to me after I haven't checked the thread for a while
>Use Ctrl+F
>so many fucking results that aren't actually replies
god damn it guys
>>127809169
You're kidding, right?
...Right?
>>127809824
Statistically speaking it'll be Dadfags or Charafags, easily the worst and most argumentative posters in the thread.
>>127809889
>No i already watched my daily does of OLD MEN FIGHTING
What, did you re-watch the end of Metal Gear Solid 4?
>>127809860
Does Paranoia-chan have hours?
Seems like she never sleeps, sometimes.Unless there's more than one of them...
>>127809885
Undyne doesn't get dropped on the floor, the floor gets dropped.
>>127809821
Two days ago I stayed up for 30 hours to fix my sleep schedule.
Then last night I tried going to bed at 2am and couldn't sleep till 5.
Try exercising? if you are sitting around not using any energy it's probably why you're tired. You don't have to do that /fit/ stuff, just get up and do something simple.
>>127809049
Who the fuck are all these people? I dont even see one name from the old guard.
>>127809917
URURURURURUR ERR URURURURUR
>>127810049
I was under the impression that paranoia-chan was abandonment issue anon.
>>127809696
Alright, I'll bite.
Who the fuck is "Paranoiachan"?
>>127809735
Yes, so if Frisk died falling in, Flowey would still have it. And then he'd try again, because corpses aren't so interesting, and eventually get lucky - and lose the ability to undo it, even when he realised the mistake.
>>127809365
We need more spider
>>127810117
They're the new guard. Same as the old guard.
>>127809609
That is a good reason to love the sonflower.
>>127809591
nah, we're just half-awake
>>127810117
someone's been trying to push a lot of new anon names recently
>>127810006
No. This is like the most common furry comic on 4chan snekanon
>>127810038
Yes
>>127810229
More like nu-guard. Patriot-style shitposters looking to turn this into /hsg/ 2.0
>>127810167
>Yes, so if Frisk died falling in, Flowey would still have it. And then he'd try again, because corpses aren't so interesting, and eventually get lucky - and lose the ability to undo it, even when he realised the mistake.
This never happens though, what are you even talking about?
>>127809928
*You can't.
>>127810049
Every time I've seen her she's been around at Australian hours. There might be people pretending to be her though, or the ones I've seen might have been just that.
Maybe she never really existed as anything more than a series of shitposts made by bored, different people?
Are you sure YOU aren't anything more than that, too?
>>127809365
>>127810250I'm half asleep...
>>127809480
A lot of them don't usually post under a name.
>>127810231
what about you?
>all these autistic X-anons being forced in the general and sprouting up from literally nowhere
I missed when we had like 4-5 of them, this is getting on /hsg/ levels really fast.
>>127810154
She's the one that likes to call samefag on people, thinks she's being stalked over the internet. If you ever see anyone say some shit like "it's just one guy" or "it's that one guy again" or "i know who you are, stop internet-raping me, bigot shitlord", that's probably her. She's a real bitch. Don't give her any attention.
>>127809586
>>127809729you'll be sorry
Jesus I can't get off work fast enough
>>127810438That's why I posted Chisk
Also, I love you Charanon.
>>127810523
I swear I'd never heard of a single one of those guys before this Monday and I've been here since the get-go.
>>127809881
Not fighting but there's this.
>>127810523
I propose that these new "-anon" names be discarded and anybody who refers to them colloquially be ignored as /v/ saboteurs false-flagging and looking to make this place even worse. It is clear by the posting patterns that this is 1-2 people putting up the persona of being multiple different anons attempting to force the "-anon" meme extremely hard.
>>127810374
How would you know if it did?
>>127810476
that's why they're anons
>>127810523
Muscleanon needs to come back and beat them all up, for the glory of gote.
>>127810523
Go take a bath complainingaboutHSG-anon
>>127810117
All the old anons are dead.
DTanon, fapanon, fish oil guy, shitty sans guy, they're all gone.
>>127809857
*Stop
>>127810674
Or we could do not that.
Can we not shitpost about Anons and get back to shitposting about undertale?
>>127809365
am i a name anon?
>>127810589
Like that guy who kept replying to crossthread hour old posts?
>>127810523
Yeah, but inevitable. People see some otherkin faggot soaking up attention and go "imma get me summa DAT" and the problem exponentially increases, until pretty much everyone is doing it and no one discusses the game anymore, just circlejerks. Just look at 5n@fg.
>>127810674
>this is 1-2 people
But there are only 3 people in this general.
Me, the cool guy who agrees with me and the fag who doesn't.
