All terrorists shall be purged in the name of Law.
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png (embed)
https://i.imgur.com/rriiaoz.jpg (embed)
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg (embed)
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)
Watch this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed)
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)
>one operation in 2015
>7 day cooldown just expired now
getting banned for kicking annoying russians is just bullshit
>>127771706
that csgohelp link hasn't been working since ages.
Still no rank up ?!?!?!?!
also fuck dust 2
memes only past this point
______________________________
somebody hold hands with me.
>>127772032
>>127771962
be glad you didn't get deranked
>>127772032
and above it as well, this is the train that never stops
so what's /magog/'s take on the perm bans?
>undetected for 10 months
holy fuck i'm going to make a whole year
>>127772032
:3
>>127772214
as long as you compile yourself youll never get detected
>>127771850
Just mute them like everyone else and stop making excuses for getting cooldowns.
whats with the goblin
>>127772194
Valve should've banned iBP and Epsilon people for one year as a warning to them and the other pros, then clearly state a perma ban to whoever does it again from that point.
New Year Cycle begins NOW
>people still thinking there's going to be operations
how is it not clear to you that operations are over with?
valve is abandoning the game
>>127772774
I havent seen that shit in ages
>>127772864
Same
But then again, all my reports are from casual
miss harvey tBH
Miss Piggy desu
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3zqtvm/improved_csgo_sound_why_the_popular_settings_suck/
i suck at math
:/
>>127773401
nice post
http://masters.dreamhack.com/
we good?
>>127773461
>Holding a major in Malmö
Be sure to really visit the city to enjoy the glorious multiculturalism, we got both no-go-zones filled with arabs/niggers and huge shanty-towns made by gypsies.
>>127773461
fuck yes
>DreamHack will support CS:GO with $1,000,000 during 2016, including five CS:GO events as part of DreamHack Open.
>>127774035
Stay mad.
>>127773461
WE BRON/BROEN NOW
>>127774035
Ops, maybe its not a major but you still get the point.
>>127773461
>MALMO
RIP PLAYERS
>>127773461
isnt malmo a no-go zone
>>127774834
It's a pretty amazing city.
>>127774834
it's really not that horrible actually
>>127775051
>>127774972
t. cuck
Operation today info 100%
>trace family history to near Gothenburg/Goteburg
>feel like I need to visit the small town now at some point in my life
Wew lad
>>127775095
I don't even live there faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3i9YYGF21Y
>thorin
>rekt
PICK 2 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127775371
>stuttering hard as fuck
kek
>no btfo
Looks like the new patch completely rekt my smurfs ELO
From Global to double-AK
Anime above everything else!
>>127775626
flush yourself
this is autism
>>127775596
I was supreme and now I'm GN4 on my downsmurf.
>>127775596
Should I go win a comp match to see if my former double ak got rekt down to GN?
>>127775596
wtf famalam
anyone wants to fuck around in matchmaking to derank right now?
>>127775785
>Questionmark
ima suck dat dick nigga
>>127775989
that's not a tactic, that's fucking nothing
REMINDER THAT THE UPDATE DID NOTHING TO ELO
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES IT HAVE TO BE SAID
THE UPDATE HAS NOT CHANGED THE SKILL OF PEOPLE YOU ARE PLAYING AGAINST
Going to the masters. Any cute boys here wanna meet up? :3
>>127776271
righto kiddo
where to watch dignitas-envyus?
>>127775371
Wow freakazoid is a fucking retard
He thinks hes being super smart but he is really just being a gigantic dumbass
Sure you put value on what someone says about whatever it is they are really good at, but that doesn't suddenly mean that if you aren't the top level of whatever you are doing that you suddenly don't know anything about the topic
"I know how to make a bridge better I'm an engineer who did the math, I might not be able to build it by hand but I have proof it will work"
"Nah fuck you buddy I'm a carpenter who knows everything about building bridges fuck you"
test
1 2 3
the titan sticker I have is like 8 bucks on the market
should I sell now or wait?
>deranking from supreme to mge unvolontarily
woe is me
>>127776809
give it to me
>>127777119
i actually wanted the thing to auto-derank me to lower silvers and it didnt
dissapointing
>>127777413
I don't understand if everyone got better or if it's me that just is getting worse
optic are shitters but surely even they can beat csgl, right?
nova boys where we at ?`?
>>127777512
both
>>127777519
fuck why do they ahve to play so fucking late
>>127776809
My stickers are worth €600 right now.
Should I sell or wait?
>>127777837
sell
>>127777874
They've been steadily rising for the last months tho
>>127777837
For how much did you get them?
>More and more posts about people deranking
FUCKING STOP HOLY FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3xe7py/has_anybody_noticed_the_change_in_the_rank_system/cy3x3pj
>>127777759
american schedule/times now boys, what up now swedes?
my stickers are worth 1200 right now
sell or wait
>>127777979
Around €15-20
>>127778085
sell
>>127778103
u better ge tme some prrof aowd jawja wjiw
>>127778062
>>127778085
Bet them
>Play cs all my life
>MGE in go
>Decide to stop playing for a while
>Come back and try to play
>"You must be rank 3 before playing competitive matches"
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>>127778459
get good
>>127776436
answer pls
>>127778753
Just check hltv, jesus christ.
>>127778753
kill yourself you subhuman piece of shit
>>127778753
flush yourself
>>127778212
I literally went through my entire market history for you and couldn't find them. But I have them in my inventory and a txt file of what I bought the individual cards for so.
why do we have the same picture as >>127771132
famalam?
>>127779359
>babby's first week on 4chan
hello reddit
>>127779515
hello reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZURrdKLBg
>rngstone
>>127780357
definitely HS fault
<Ben Brode laughing track>;^)
>>127780357
lol u browse /v/ too? :DD
>>127780532
no, i browse the web
>>127780357
Scary
>>127780357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONaNqFJpQk
>>127780357
>>127781081
thats a stroke btw
>>127781943
/magog/,
I'm having a stro-
>>127780357
>after losing $200 on my last bet
>>127781943
A stroke works slower than that
>>127781943
no it's not
>>127782169
I'm dead serious
>>127781943
no it's not
I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>open a chat window with one of my only steam friends
>stare are the place where it tells you if they're typing
please invite me to play. please say anything to me. I just want a friend.
>>127775785
nice thirdie file name
Posts about strokes gives me pretty bad anxiety that I'm going to have one.
Just be sitting here and then boom.
>>127782841
stop being autistic and talk to them
>>127782841
I'll be your friend...
perfect timing
>tfw standing up because you're holding in a massive dump
feels good man
>>127782910
Then workout more and don't eat shit that clogs your arteries. Very rare to have one below the age of 30 anyway, even if you're obese.
>>127783067
thats your prostate getting touched
congrats youre gay
>>127783178
I know I'm gay
>>127783159
what if I eat shit that clogs my arteries to get my daily caloric intake for working out and putting on muscle
>>127783225
o-oh
>>127782841
this is why I always send my steam friends a message from time to time
and keep my list from getting unmanageable
>>127779291
>Stream
>stream is even embedded
>>127783067
>tfw keeping it in and out
holy fuck it feels amazing
stephanie harvey
>That HenryG jean jacket
Why
>>127783578
is shit
>>127783438
>one my steam friends randomly said hey the other day
Now I get it
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=621755
rofl
>>127783967
link to the stream you're watching?
>>127784106
kill yourself
>>127784340
get triggered :^)
>>127783437
Yep
>post yfw csgog's average rank went from gold nova 3 to silver 2
>>127784541
>I bring up the average
feels good
>>127784541
I'm global :)
is there anyone here actually trying to go pro?
@127784639
same
>>127784741
unfortunately I have a real job so I don't have time to so no
>>127784741
I was a semi-pro source and cod4 player.
That's enough for me.
>>127784741
If I had the money or the time, I definitely would try.
>>127784639
>>127784639
Silvers
>>127784814
who r u cod4
team??
>>127784814
>cod4
>pro
Oh my fucking god get out lol
This EnVyUs v Dignitas stream is just plain shit. I'm now playing it in VLC and it's still 30fps.
>>127784741
played semi-pro in 1.6 and source in the central europe region, same for CSGO in the beginning
Oh hey, you guys still playing this game?
How's that R8? kek
>>127785217
I want todiaperAhri
>>127784741
I think I've seen a csgogger frequently playing with professional players
>>127785217
I've only seen one player use it in the last 5 or 6 games and it was because he took a break after it was released. Deagle is king.
>>127784867
nah famie
>>127785040
I said semi-pro and fuck you, CoD4 was the best and most fun competitive game I have ever played.
>>127785217
hows that preseason, motherfucker
>>127784541
most people here hack
>>127784741
i was pro in bf1942 and bfv
>>127785382
Cod4 promod
good times
>>127785686
I know mang. I miss it like fuck.
>>127784541
I was about to stop playing before they changed the ranks. I was forever stuck in DMG and not improving. Suddenly I got to play with/against all these LE, LEM and even a couple Supremes and it really made me step up my game. I remained DMG but I'm now surrounded by players who used to be much better than me. The past weeks have been a blast.
>>127785751
still idling in the irc channels from time to time (and other gather channels)
also last good call of duty
>inb4 babbies coming with modern warfare 2
eeeeckkkk
>>127785862
YOU
ARE
PLAYING
AGAINST
THE
SAME
SKILLED
PEOPLE
HOLY FUCK IT ISN"T THAT HARD TO UNDErSTAND
YOUR HIDDEN MMR WAS NOT CHANGED.
>>127785874
Where did you play?
ESL and playnation here. Also wrecking scrubs in #cod4.wars
>>127785217
I honestly dont know. MOBAS are more fun than fps in literally every way possible
>>127785217
how's that guinsoo's
>>127786091
ESL and clanbase (rip btw) with some old mates I knew from wolf ET and some people I met in gathers
definitely good times
we watching NA esports today?
our autists are both present on the ANAL desk
>>127786282
seeing the stage and thorin is the only reason I'm tuning in this evening tbhfamalam
>>127785382
everyone and their mom was 'semi-pro' in source
>>127786485
word familyly
>>127786050
I genuinely don't understand MMR. Why is my rank and hidden MMR different? Why are players who used to be LE/LEM have the same MMR as me? I just don't get it. Please explain it to me, I must be stupid.
>>127785382
That shoop is so bad it's not even funny
The edges, retard
>>127786706
ranks are now higher hidden MMR
>>127786920
full pic famie
>>127786706
Ranks now represent an average amount of people who play ranked.
It is a bell curve now with the median being around GN3-GN4 ish. The majority of people will always be around this area now.
All the talk below is now all speculation by me:
I don't know how the hidden mmr works but it doesn't necessarily mean that the rank corresponds to a certain range of actual hidden MMR value. I mean this as; if as a population everyone who plays gets more skilled over time, the median might represent people who are better skilled than a year ago, but it is still the median rank. That being said I don't know how their MMR system works and what I just said miight not actually be true if the MMR system works correctly
Anyone here use QL / povohat's acceleration program?
>>127787508
it looks like they hard coded ge to be exactly 1%, that rank looks the most unnatural
>>127787629
Today it shifted to be .8%.
i'm not sure how the website collects its data but it isn't 100% precise
http://csgosquad.com/ranks
anyone else use weird binds?
i m'self use c for primary, f for secondary and v for knife
numbers are grenade bombs
thank you for listening
>>127787629
>>127787745
You have to look at weeks/months to get a more precise distribution.
>>127787629
in starcraft it was a set number of people, i liked it more like that
>>127787808
I use space to shootjust kidding, I'm not a baguette, LMAOOOO
>>127787808
i use x for flashbang, c for smoke and a mouse button for molos
>>127787808
I use q and e for primary and dont have quickswitch bound to anything
>>127787808
I use f forflashlight
>>127787808
N for nightvision
>>127786926
>>127787508
I more or less get it now. Although it's still a bit of a mystery why so many deranked. Some more than others. There were some who didn't derank like me. Maybe I was close to ranking up before the update. With time it might become more clear.
>>127775596
HOLY SHIT LMFAO
No fucking joke, when I shoot at someone, my hand starts making these retarded movements and I cannot for the life of me stop doing it.
Here's an accurate paint illustration, now imagine my aim doing that each time I click the mouse.
I don't think this game is for me.
>teammate yells at me for not covering him
>its the warmup
I'll take games we're going to lose for $200 alex
>>127788767
This is what it looked like in november before the ranks were readjusted
>>127788823
are you me?
same thing brah
>>127788823
anon let me rub your shoulders and put my hand over your hand on the mouse to calm you down and steady your aim.
>>127788823
Do you have autism?
>>127788823
wtf is going on with you
>>127787576
my fucking brother
whats up manhave you played any reflex recently? game is fucking dope
>>127789045
;_; do you also flex your arm when shooting?
>>127789102
n-no
>>127789176
might
>>127789265
I might be retarded
The funny thing is - I switched the keybindings for shooting so that I shot with my middle-finger, and it didn't happen at first, but after 3 days of playing, I started shaking again...
I don't know what to do ;_;
No fucking joke, when I shoot at someone, my hand starts making these retarded movements and I cannot for the life of me stop doing it.
Here's an accurate paint illustration, now imagine my aim doing that each time I click the mouse.
I don't think this game is for me.
>>127789317
i'm not him but i haven't played reflex since the big graphical update
>>127789317
What's your curve / settings? I'm having a hard time finding something suitable and practical, either my sens becomes way too high or way too low.
>>127789504
It looks like your hand is cramped and you try to click with force. Are you relaxed when you press mouse buttons?
maybe try getting a mouse you can add weights to ?
>>127789549
my sides
>>127789317
Launders detected ;)
>deranked to silver
>>127789504
a bit, it just feels like my arm jumps for the right for no reason
like ill be watching an ang and a guy runs around the corner, and even though my crosshair is right on his dome ill jump to the right almost as if my brain expects him to be faster than he is
>>127789775
Nah, I usually flex / tense my whole arm up when shooting, and I have no control over that either. I literally tell myself - "don't flex, don't tense up" but the second I see an enemy I fucking tense up like a scared dog.
>ask for drop
>get 5 7/tec9 instead of CZ
gotards?
>>127790181
be more specific next time you fuck
>>127790031
>like ill be watching an ang and a guy runs around the corner, and even though my crosshair is right on his dome ill jump to the right almost as if my brain expects him to be faster than he is
You're literally me then, I do the exact same thing. My crosshair couldn't be more on their head, but I'll tense up and flick like a madman in the direction the enemy is going to travel.
OUR PIGE
>>127789504
anon pls let me put my hands over yours to steady them... its so cold now too I'll keep you warm and nice..
>>127790302
what part of Sweden is he from?
>>127790359
y-you could do it on me instead if he doesn't want to
>>127790031
>>127790263
Just relax, what the fuck are you doing? Record a short video, I want to see it.
>>127790302
>>127790463
Record and upload it how and where? A demo?
>Go check my sticker prices
>liquid foils hella spendy
>titan foils over $20
D-did I do good csgog?
>>127790607
Use fraps or something similar. Then you can use a simple webm converter like the one called 'Webm for retards' or something like that. I used to make Rocket League webms, it's relatively easy.
>>127790414
He's got that Finnish mongol look so I'm guessing the North.
>>127790835
ait, just recorded a small DM session, will record it with a webm tool now.
>>127789504
Go see a doctor
great scene gotards
even your women are poop
https://twitter.com/LegendaryLeaTV/status/685170330650816512
>>127790615
>Not having become economically independent by buying when low and selling when high
It's like you're not even trying mate
>>127791440
good thing she isn't ours™
stupid twitch whores
>>127791440
that
what?
>>127790835
Kill me, just recorded for 3 minutes and the god damn program crashed when uploading.... bls just watch the demo
>>127791458
It's a hobby for me. How I finance my skin addiction!
>>127791458
>was browsing skines on dec 26th
>saw the kraken was like 20 euro, 10 euro cheaper than normal for some reason
>bought 3
>sold on bitskins for 30 each
>went and bought myself some books irl
>reading one now
d-did i do well?
CS:GO is shit but it dulled my sense for all other games. It's like when you try cocaine and weed doesn't do anything anymore for you. Or like when you start jacking it to anal porn and vaginal porn just doesn't do the job anymore.
>>127790302
he looks so cute in this pic
I just want to tickle his tummy
>>127791861
If you idn't buy Thorin's art of counter strike you fucked up
>>127791630
I don't know how that shit really works but you can try giving a demo id. Although if you don't want people here to see your steam, I can understand.
>>127792228
>anal
hi there /r/reddit
>>127789575
You're missing out.
>>127789575
Keep in mind before I tell you any of this that this is all personal preference.
Anyways, I have a large mousepad and use 11in(27.7cm)/360 (without the mouse accel that is) at 800DPI. These are the settings I have. If I had to give a rough estimate, they allow me to have around 11in/300 (= around 83% of usual sens) when moving very slowly, and they give me around 11in/450 (=around 125% of usual sens) when moving very fast. I'll webm it in a sec.
Try them out and dont forget to calibrate your correct dpi and polling rate. Don't get too comfortable with these settings though, you may want to change them later.
If you'd like, you can join the Reflex Discord to talk to some people more educated on this subject. Say you're the anon from csgog, I'll know who you are.
>>127789826
> ;)
Reddit pls
>>127792509
What do you jack it to? Cuck porn? Lolis?
Any fellow investors here? Looks like Cluj team stickers are about to leave orbit.
>>127792271
human garbage
>>127792784
you probably would perfer not knowing
>>127792820
which should I get anon
>>127792784
i haven't jacked off in like 4 or 5 days
looking at porn just makes me feel bad
>>127792381
http://www.fileconvoy(.)/dfl.php?id=g610fd5d59a1c37c6999769790a00eca86edc66f1e
My last kill in CT doors is insane, INSANE.
>>127792530
>in/360
Why do people do this
>>127792820
:3
still waiting on my operation passes though
>>127782841
I know this feel
>>127792937
Furry then. Hi Germany.
>>127792937
Floor tiles?
>>127790302
I hope JW gets as tall as his dad and gets buff so him and heaton can beat up frenchies
>>127792820
I'm poor but I'm still nesting this bad boy I got off a CSGL bet about a year ago.
>>127793034
I'm not downloading anything as much as I want to believe you.
>>127793591
good call anon
just redpilled my mom on refugees and current state of europe
are you proud lads
also
>living in germany
>2016
lmfao
>>127792820
>stock up on retarded stickers nobody wants
>suddenly flood hte market of them
>they aren't worth as much
Wow you are a fucking genius
>>127793665
>redpilled
hello reddit
>>127793223
switzerlandthe french part :^)
>>127793236
HOT
>>127793591
idk if this helps but..
>>127792530
>Reflex
>missing out
>when the servers are dead as fuck
there's nothing to be missed, m8
>>127793750
hey there cuckie rofl
>>127793665
So you mean you used bullshit lies and scare tactics to turn her into a racist?
>>127793501
I just don't understand what kind of retards buy stickers for that much.
