Celt's Station Mancrowave Edition
Last time on /ss13g/
>celt tries to introduce hypothermia
>shitstorm
>'''''''''''''''weighted votes'''''''''''''''''''
>jewbirds control the station
>remove soca
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
first for GAINS
second for suicide is the only way out
Correction there:
>Celt tries to introduce hypothermia, manages to make people cold while they're on fire instead
#freemyniggaateve
>>127735658
#memeracegoneforever
>>127735520
>not dragging it out as long as possible to spite everyone around you
>>127735723
But vox are still available what are you talking about
>>127735287
>tfw like half a year without a ban
A-Are you proud of me now D-Dekret sempai... ;_;
>>127735520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thhaf-bKWyg
could I get a whitelist please?
ckey is Tmilly
>>127736041
You could say the same about vox, sure.
But it wasn't as cancerous as the flood of "spooky" memes that you couldn't go five seconds without seeing that shit everywhere.
It still even lingers just barely.
>>127735481
Ahhahahaha. It was just a tragic series of unfortunate events centered on nobody listening and you taking the body I wanted while nobody followed procedure or got shit done. Your shitty luck just ran out and the best thing to have done at that point was monkey crawl out and hope atmos didn't pressurize again.
What went down was some assistant was talking about a plasma man dragging off the QM with a bloody saw, a cargo tech saying the QM went missing and a mystery bloodstain in cargo bay. Literally not one member of the sec channel ever scanned the blood or doors or investigated. A headless body was found in recycling and reported. One again, nobody from sec could accomplish jack shit. Some nigger paramed jacked it from recyc, did fuckall in medbay with it, including the autopsy asked for, and when he went to morgue it there were husks. I asked them what was up and to check the brains but nothing came of it. I reported that you now had the body when you yoinked it cause I didn't want it mass drivered in a funeral and was just about to talk to you about not doing that when you took it into the confessional for no reason at all and closed the shutter after fingerfucking a naked body for a long time. When it opened up again the body, which was in a strange location for no reason, was a husk for no reason. So you were either a ling, some kind of spooky slime xenobio wizardry shit, set the place aflame with invisible fire, made a hole with an rpd to husk for a husk teaparty or something then fixed it, or had some major contraband that wasn't missing elsewhere. Sec was informed that you were cruisin for a bruising. I suppose that's when your doors and disposal got fucked and the rest is history. Moral of the story being don't be so aggressive and fuck paraniggers I guess.
Cameras master race. Blow all consoles when?
>>127735408
how the fuck do you get gains
>>127737327
Gotta git dat creatine son. No natty here
>>127737327
You don't. It's just another meme.
>>127737327
Adminbus I believe, I missed that round.
GYM IN SEC WHEN? GYM WHEN? MUSCLES WHEN?
Everytime I try to join the /vg/ server I get a connection died message.
>>127737407
>>127737412
Creatine was updated.
>>127737707
Code it you quinvigintuple nigger
>>127737773
hmm....
>>127737837
They just took the mob sprite changes and formally added then instead of just bussing it mannually. Like what happened with skrites
>Samurai Warriors 2 Empires battle music playing in the station
God bless whoever is responsible for this.
>>127738004
hmmmmm....
the mime is a hero
>Genomes Absorbed: 19
what the fuck were you guys doing?
>Be Zak the Changling
>bad at this
>Sit in Terrel Lords space ship while he fucks shit up
>Wander back to the station
>Aliens
>Assassination target there
>Shoot with stun gun to "Hit" the alien (try toknock him over so Aliens gut him"
>Killed by axe
Can someone toss me the lifeweb address, website is down
>>127738209
Not long after I arrived I got shot to bits by Terrel while trying to kill myself.
>>127738209
Every ling ever sits somewhere with a farm of monkeymen.
They never take advantage of their abilities.
They never do anything fun.
Gotta get that greentext.
>>127737101
I bloody knew you had to be a ling.
First 3 bodies in the morgue were husks, got ya before you got that one, ended up being brutally fucking murdered for it.
But damn that's a hell of a lot of things going on.
Next time I'll just go and twat some poor fucker to death.
>>127738307
Terrel teleported and stunned and kiilled humans, sorry youre mad
soca sounds an awful lot like sarca...
>>127738403
>stun and done
>doesnt say anything
>doesnt even go horror form with all his genomes
>recalls the shuttle over and over to secure greentext
hmmmm....
>>127737707
>Spend 2 minutes putting treadmills in perma
>spend 5 minutes adding treadmills and some fluff to fitness
>When you creatine
Gee, I wonder...
>>127738264
some jew got cucked by the whitelist so he posted cp and the forums then randy got blown the fuck out. And since he never shared his rupee generator it's ogre.
>>127738307
I went horror form once. They immediately called and I shocked myself half to death before I noticed breaking lights was killing me after the transformation stripped me
>>127738345
I was an assistant, I dunno what the paramedic's damage was.
>>127738403
I wasn't even there, that's just what 99% of lings do
>>127738482
>Get outplayed
>Greentext
gottem
>>127738554
I was an observer but nice try memelord!
>>127738494
are you shittin me god dammit i warned them this would happen
>>127738514
>tfw teleporter sparks miss you by 1 tile
Sphessnam pliss go. I can't pay for more therapy
>>127738602
I'm not kidding. I fucking loved migrant survival but as usual, some faggot had to ruin everything for everyone. Search the archive
>>127738249
>That image
oh hoh
more
>>127738734
fuck off
>>127738717
Christ that makes me fucking mad I warned them about the fucking normies I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO ME.
>>127738765
Plague doctor masks are my thing. Disease events reactivated in the config when? I need to diagnose the rhumba beat then dose people on plasma
>>127738837
I know right? Hell is other people.
HOL UP HOL UP
You tellin if I stuff myself with creatine I turn buff?
>>127739005
testing it right now but likely we are getting memed on, unless my gains shitposting led to something.
But I doubt it.
>>127739005
Yeah buddy, no hard work on the treadmill, just put away your skateboard squats and see how far the creatine GAINS take you
>>127733536
>He's said it's far from finished
His "changelog" is just a vague as fuck list of changes and the only thing that hints toward progress is this.
>>127738984
The curse of Leroy lightyear. Push to main, let the trial by fire shake it all lose and get real player feedback instead of two salty samefags
>weighted map voting
>>127739375
>real player feedback instead of two salty samefags
Whoopdie doo, I gave a ton of player feedback with screenshots and everything but because I spoke out against it I guess now I'm a salty samefag.
How does that saying go again? Build one hundred bridges and suck one dick?
>>127739005
It was a meme, unfortunately.
GAINS WHEN
MUSCLES WHEN
NATTY SPRITE AND CREATINE BUFF SPRITE ADDED WHEN
WHEN I CODE IT?
>>127739590
when the Life() code gets reworked. It doesn't need any new modifiers.
>>127739571
Did I say you, you jumpy nigger? Some guy was funposting for like an hour without even having tested it.
>>127739728
I interpreted that as me and clusterfack, aka the two main people against it in github. Not sure what's been going on in the thread, I was gone for a while.
>>127739813
I support my clusternigger in his tyrannical and biased rein over merges. Though he gets a bug up his ass often and can bully contributors at times, he fixes his own shit quickly and has had to slurp up the sloppy seconds of other shitters for years now for the good of the team. Heil Cluster! ;,,,;7
>>127739728
sure its Senaat1 he was ragging on cluster about this senaat who has done fuck all for code stuff.
>>127736773
>glad skeletons are gone because ZOMG DAA MEEEEMMEEEES
>is fine with a literal fur fag race being allowed to stay
>>127740448
>literal fur fag race
Look my lad, I'm a massive flamboyant furfag and I get absolutely fucking nothing from Vox. There's no sex appeal to them. They, according to their very creator, were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible, precisely so that their furfag playerbase wouldn't latch on to them (consider that they were originally designed as antags, too). The lore bit that says only Vox beaks can pronounce Vox language was only made up so that Bay players wouldn't apply for a whitelist to learn said language roundstart.
And fuck me man they must have done a really good job because I have smut saved of dozens, if not a hundred species, I have myself roleplayed as an avian before, and... I'm not sure if it's how spectacularly repugnant Vox design is, I'm not sure if it's the fact that all but the waifuest (derogative term in this context) stay within their spacesuit, I'm not sure if Spess itself is the ultimate cure for furfaggotry.
But Vox are not even a blip in my furfagdar. If that makes any sense.
I don't expect you to believe me, I don't NEED you to believe me. But know that I opened up as sincerely as I could here, trying to clear up this misconception you have.
What the fuck was that round
Sorry Leif, I tried
I had fun throwing desk lamps at the mime
>>127740902
Updated IE and advanced security cams still busted. anything else i need to do to fix?
Or is there an update besides updating to IE 11
>Left B. Hind will never make it
>manually pull my way away from the Singulo multiple times
>literally touched by it when it was first loosed
>survive until the end
>the last thing I ever do is verbally banepost
Such is borg life
>>127740982
OUR ENGINEERS EVERYONE
>>127740940
I LIVED, AND ITS LEAF
Thanks friend. FEED HUNSON TO THE SINGULARITY, DEUS VULT.
>all the traitors fail
>singuloose
>pod shenanigans
Good for a quickie
>>127740982
>yup, it's loose
top quality kek was had
>>127740982
>missed a fucking shield
Christ that made me laugh, you fucking idiot you.
I thought you did it on purpose.
BIRD POD WITH IAN WAS BEST POD.
>>127738554
>terrel
>outplaying anyone
Didn't he get killed by an immobile door that round?
what happened to deity
>>127740843
>Vox are so shitty not even a veteran furfag wants to touch them sexually
>>127741184
>making sure everyone gets out as AI
>oops the escape shuttle is full of plasma
Two humans survived! Woooo!
>>127741261
Yep.
Which is great, because they are, as innocently as they can be, just plain' old filthy alien space gypsies.
>>127740843
>were specifically designed to be as un-sexualizable and unlikeable as possible
I agree with you on most of the post but this part isn't relevant at all. It's a big world and there's enough people out there that at least a dozen are into any one thing.
After all, you wouldn't imagine anyone possible finding floor tiles sexy, but that one guy sure exists. It doesn't matter if you try your hardest to make something repulsive, because that will just end up matching someone's weird interests.
I play Vox because I can conspire with my fellow jews in jew tongue
>>127741372
There were at least two on the escape shuttle, Arma.
I kept a door shut for one.
>>127741575
>be silicon
>hear all conspiring
>it's never anything much
I am dissapoint
>>127741621
double woo
>>127740843
>I don't NEED you to believe me
Good fuckin thing.If skeletons scare furries away we should definitely unwhitelist them. It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
>>127741448
Of course it's a big world but you can't deny an obvious relation between sexualization and the amount of people that will get off to it.
How many people do you think there are that get off to Cousin Itt? Not many. Do you think more people would get off to him if he was an inherently sexualized character? Absolutely.
What you're trying to say here is that, because there's at least one guy that did get off to him, then all is lost. That's asinine. The fact that that guy exists changes nothing, really.
>floor tiles guy
I really, really don't believe that screencap is legit. I would know.
>>127741742
>If skeletons scare furries away
Man, how did you even come to that conclusion?
>It's pretty uncomfortable playing with /slg/ and the like
What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up. You can bet your sweet bippy a lot of people here get off to some weird and fucked up shit. But if they don't bring it up, that's none of your business, is it? Ideally, you won't even find out. Sadly, that's hard to appreciate, for obvious reasons.
>>127741996
>>127741742
Wanna talk about fetishes we have that blatantly exist in the game?
I've made a disease once that turned everyone into girls because that is my fetish.
Another time I tricked people into becoming girls with offers of free powers. The powers came with ladyism.
>>127741793
>I really, really don't believe that screencap is legit. I would know.
Aw, a true floortile man who knows the true believes from the fakes, eh?
>>127741575
That and free space suits
>>127741996
Vox weren't half as popular until the ebic acker cracker pride parade died down.
>What you need to appreciate here is /slg/ not /slg/ing it up
I'd appreciate it if we actually had policies in place to keep /slg/ out to be quite frank with you cousin.
>>127742379
sorry anon. On the internet, everyone you love is also the one you hate.
>>127742143
You know that Russian saying?
It goes something like "People are allowed to be gay here, they're just not allowed to be faggots about it".
Now I ask you, when you made your Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme on Steam virus. were you a faggot about it?
That's pretty much all that matters. And if you were, there's no defending you there.
>>127742379
Alright, I know of at least two more /vore/ right in this server with us.
They don't /vore/ it up.
You are God Emperor Trump, and you've just built the great /vore/ wall. Now you just need to deport them.
...Who are they? Can you point fingers? If you can't, I don't think /vore/ was a big deal after all.
/vg/ was a mistake
>>127741261
>>127741415
New quest: Draw viable lewds of Vox
Side objective: Make a new mag called "The Six Piece"
>>127742647
so are tired old memes
>>127742647
Anon, just because you were a mistake doesn't make the whole server one.
>>127742758
>server
I meant the board.
>>127741996
>weird and fucked up shit
I once did a roleplay where I was hypnotized by balls and drank cake frosting from a dick nipple until I bled from every orifice and the hypno vampire licked it off me and used its dick nipples to DP my belly button
AMA
>>127743003
Anon.
Anon.
Remember what I said.
Don't be a faggot about it.
This is being a faggot about it.
>>127741996
i get off to cartoon ponies with tits on their crotch
>>127743120
Crotchtits is crossing the line
>>127743120
Nobody needed to know that, and it's not relevant to anything. You're being indefensible here Anon.
when will doomstation will be relased?
>>127743241
Defend my dick up your ass up my ass.
>TWO PEOPLE JUMP MY VOX AND DIE
Goddamn Leave me alone
>SINGULARITIES
>The same engineer launches the Singulo two rounds in a row
>>127743241
It is relevant to something. Some of the fandoms and fetishes players have are terrible and people need to be reminded not to insert their horrible fantasies into their characters and role playing.
Peacock why
I just wanted to survive
Also why were there headless bodies in sec?
singularity failsafe if it escapes IMMEDIATELY when?
>>127743828
Murderbone
station time 12:06
>Decide to observe
>Singularity loose within ten minutes
dodged a bullet there
>>127743869
Where's the fun in that?
I narrowly avoided Singuloth twice in a row, but he got me on the third time.
Was the second time a fuckup too?
>Didn't get to foreplay with Rail because singloose
>Just waltz into chem, unload a revolver till his head pops off then shoot at a mime who was stupid enough to stick around
oh well
thank god I gave the disk to that sec officer otherwise I would have been teleported into some scientists deathtrap
>>127743828
that was me
Best way to get away with murder when theres witnesses and you are too lazy to clean up is to kill all of sec
>>127743828
I was shoving you over to fit everyone in the pod, it isn't my fault you got violent
>>127743828
because HoP/captain murderbone.
Fuck Heads of Staff Traitors. No effort, people naturally trust you. If there is no AI its pretty much their word versus the random person who sees them
>>127743953
Neckgrab to pull someone onto your tile.
>>127744010
>implying the trigger happy sec officer would have let me get that far
>>127744098
>lawyer with the barmans shotgun walks into your escape pod
>immediately start trying to disarm, no words said
>Traitor Miner tries to kill me in Space with a Pickaxe while i have the kinetic gun
Good work
>>127744354
I don't think that was a good work from him at all
>>127744496
I know anon. I am a vox so I am surprised when I dont die
niggly is cute!
CUTE!
>>127744536
pls
>>127744532
for all the factors working against vox, their suits make them like cock-a-roaches in situations that normally kill most.
QUICK
Give a reason why changeling should remain a round type in 60 words or more.
>>127746570
it shouldnt.
>>127746570
I really, really, REALLY like crushing lings with doors.
>>127737745
Same here.
>>127746570
It shouldn't. Fuck changeling and fuck Golfer45 and his autistic, slow ass, unrobust murderboners.
>>127746570
Every time Changeling is the shift, it's not VampireSerious answer: because the dynamic of semi-team for changeling is very interesting and unlike anything else we have. Changelings can profit from working together but are highly incentivized to stab one another in the back.
>>127746570
We're about to have CHANGELING HEADSPIDERS added.
>>127741651
>be pAI
>get translator to hear what these conniving degenerates are up to
>hey uh, any other vox here
>yeah hey how are you
>good
>hey can you get me some metal and glass for borgs
>yeah sure, one second
>thanks
Why do we bother having non-human crew races?
I don't think there was a reason why we had them other than people having a sudden urge to try something different.
They're just arbitrarily different.
>>127746570
How do we prevent changelings from getting usable genomes via sucking monkey dick?
Are coders as magical as I suspect them to be that they can do the impossible and make changeling less shit?
>>127747273
>why do we bother
Because I greatly appreciate having that cantina effect of weird critters when I go to the bar.
Also, I need someone to be the sub-class that silicons can be ordered to purge.
>>127747679
>weird critters
>it's just Yahir and a braindead mime
wew
>>127747601
I had a very clever idea that if you absorb someone not on the manifest (e.g.: monkeyman), it would cause you to get the message:
>This genome is worthless to us. We will discard it.
But then I realized the HOP would just blank the manifest if lings were confirmed
>>127746570
Uuhhhhhhhhh
>>127747753
hey, there's often a tree there too.
I really wish I could get those four guys who play oboes from star wars.
>>127747753
>>127747852
Randomized races when?
>Every shift you have randomized number of limbs, size, mobility, breath requirements, nutritional requirements, etc.
>Most people are just a randomly colored blob
>>127746570
Antag-only chat which is a non-reason because it could be given to Autotator and it would be a better team antag gamemode.
>>127747852
you realize that type of music is called Jizz
you are literally asking Celt to put Jizz in your ears
>>127747975
sure, why not.
>>127747975
I WANT SARCA TO PUT JIZZ IN MY EARS
>>127746570
Muh dick muh rape game mode desu senpai
>>127747958
If that was a race option I'd actually pick it relatively often.
>throwing a spear does less damage than a floor tile
>there is still no proper, fancy, non-glass shard spear anywhere in the game
>shield+spear is terribly ineffective because spears need to be 2handed to be worth a damn
Kill me
>>127748163
It actually does identical damage
t. guy who read the code
>>127748234
throw_force is not the only variable for throwing
t. Guy who plays the game
>>127748305
Enlighten us then matey
How much does a spear really do when thrown? What other factors are there?
>>127748437
throw_speed of course, I don't know the damage calculation but I remember testing it out on a monkeyman and the floor tile reigned supreme
Either way, even if they did identical damage, the floor tile stack would come on top for obvious reasons
>>127748625
No doubt the floor tile is better, unless of course you can steal some plasma and forge some plasma glass in the recycling room (or smash some pglass in science)
Plasma spears deal way more damage
>>127748718
What's a plasma spear's damage?
>>127748718
Are you sure about that? I don't know think that was ever merged
>>127748718
>still no fire extinguisher maul
>>127748949
>>127748968
It wasn't merged, RIP
> chilling in some maint bar a Greyshirt built with singer naked ligger chick and some other fuckers
> they start talking about ERPing and trying to convince one of the guys to try busting his ERP cherry with the ligger chick
> after some coercion he strips and starts fucking her while the other guys cheer him on
> they yell at me to get in on that shit too
> fuck I'm not much of one for ERP but… ok
> emote shoving my dick up the dude's ass and moaning as he fucks the ligger.
> He freaks out for some reason and runs off
> ok… It's just me and the ligger then so… I guess I can make this work?
> decide to get a bit kinky…
> take out my emergency oxygen tank and emote sloooowly sliding it base first up the ligger's ass while licking the nozzle
> oxygen tank still in hand
> suicide
> blood and gore spray everywhere
> Greyshirt bartender and ligger screaming "WHAT THE FUCK"
> later the original dude returns to fuck the ligger and they get killed by admin spawned lava
>>127749496
beautiful
please fix advanced security cams
Is there any better feeling than dying in a cryobed on the shuttle ride home?
>Get auto-tator'd as janitor
>Have to kill a miner
>Slap myself with an explosive implant for glorious death
>Get job changed to miner
>Pretend I'm really a miner to get into the role
>Forgot I'm a traitor much later as I'm mining
>Blow myself up to amuse a couple guys
immersions conquer all
>>127750702
I second that
>>127750712
dieing in an escape pod as a traitor with 0 evidence on you or anyone knowing you did shit because a ripley user accidentally drilled you.
Also, whoever had the spur that round, thanks. Your spur saved my ass when i came back to station since i picked it up. it one shots the carp.
Did really only three people see this?
Congratulations on being the most committed bar patron ever that last round
You know who you are
>>127750814
the hell. I never visited that side of central hallway.
>>127750814
shit was rad at least
>>127750840
LORAAAA
>>127750814
>I tell you not to put a singularity in the bridge
>you just rotate the PA to the hallway
>>127750972
I'm guessing that was all improv
Nice job keeping it internally consistent except for one detail you easily fixed
just started playing cities skylines, looks like woody's got wood
>>127751182
I want you to know that it was your booze that ended up killing me
>>127751265
Damn, really? What happened? Last I saw you, I was dragging your unconscious body to medbay.
There's no way you actually drank enough to directly kill yourself. That would actually be impressive with the alcohol toxicity changes.
>>127750702
>>127750764
I used to have that problem.I just had to re-enable IE to get it to work.
>>127751381
Did my artifact make the bar spoopy?
Or at least annoy the shit out of you?
My internet died, and I had shitty RNG and died to a lagspike.
port TR-8R baton
>>127751381
I passed out and yahir helped me. Then the drunkness made me hug the wall outside medbay, I ran around in circles trying to get back into the bar and then I passed out again.
And somebody moved me to the medbay floor and I just stayed there for like half an hour, woke up, walked one tile out of medbay and went into crit. Then some other doctor told me my liver was fucked and dragged me to the shuttle, where I died in a cryobed.
Also, I chugged like half your keg while you were away.
>>127751556
I'm still not quite sure what the artifact did
I assume it was causing the paranoia and possibly even the server lag, but other than that, I don't know what it was for.
>>127751579
Stun baton upgrade that blocks esword attacks W H E N ?
>>127751428
reenable how
>>127751718
It was a long distance borg heal/hurt primary activated by force with medium range bad feelings secondary activated by touch.
Since it was a high potency long range artifact, it probably was checking every tick for silicons to heal/damage all throughout the zlayer
>>127752004
And that checking every tick probably made everything lag.
>>127751579
>no spin
>>127750814
Three people and an AI you butt!
I never left that station!
>>127751812Only worked for me cause I disabled it in the past.
>>127752748
damn. I already have mine enabled so it probably won't help much toggling it.
>Tfw no kill and not getting caught as the traitor
Maximum effeciency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zuqsqdCAQ
>how it felt to play CMO last round
>Captain
>Trust my Officers and reward them with goodies for loyalty
>They all betray me anyway
>Would have stopped one but I didn't have cuffs and didn't just wanna execute him even IF I had evidence
never again
>>127755275
Sorry captain, I had the revolver on me but you trusted me with cool armor and gave me a cool title. I never wanted to hurt you, that and I went out not killing anyone.
Randomized AI lawset when?
AI lawset vote at round end when?
>>127755375
Traitors gonna trait.
But I am curious how you made it, Yahir said he had you about to be taken down in the shuttle
>>127755520
never said I was taking him down
he helped me take down the apeshit detective and clown, im not about to betray people who help me get rid of problem people.
>>127755694
>im not about to betray people who help me get rid of problem people.
>people problems
you griefed all round, your people problems were hopefully admins
>>127755780
i was the CMO, who was trying to stop people from killing me in my own department because the admins punished a guy with brain damage for stealing the medbay bells and ringing them for an hour.
I dont see how I was griefing.
>>127755520
Anyway, all I did was steal the pinpointer. Nobody got hurt.
>>127755858
probably because he didnt have the bell, chaplain told you that. Also you gave him brain damage with your chloral hypo(s) and cuffed disposal bullshit. I can't wait for the day you get banned because you ruin every round you touch medbay yahir
>>127755990
if you feel so strongly about last round, then you are free to make a ban request on the forums.
>>127756047
I will
>>127756113
good, be sure to link it in the thread so the admins will be able to see it
>>127755930
And that is something to admire. Now before this topic dies, did my sudden spaghetti with running out of the room and pretending I mistook you for a bad guy give you any indication I figured it out?
>>127756113
Dude calm down, were you the Detective? Medbay was being assaulted by autists and Yahir took care of it
>>127756303
no I wasn't im perfectly calm I just hate griefers who get away with shit. Someone needing medical aid being chloraled and sent down disposals is not defending himself. Its abuse of a head role AT BEST.
>>127756431
then finish that ban request.
>>127756202
I knew, I had the detectives revolver on me man and you had the energy gun. We both could have had a fire fight but it didnt happen.
Blaming it on the clown was kind of a panic response though.
>>127756431
OH, YOU WERE THE PLASMAN. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH GREYTIDING FAGGOT GET DUNKED ON. CRY SOME MORE.
>>127756513
i've been up for too long, the ban request will be will thought out and posted in the morning with detailed timestamps and evidence.
>>127756569
No I wasn't actually. I just happened to hear him on the radio. I was the chaplain who tried to come and help this get disolved.
>>127756627
I await to see your request then, Lavoss.
Good luck.
>>127756714
I don't need luck the logs will show plenty. and if you wanted my ckey you could have asked yahir.
>>127756560I was sitting in the chair on the bridge watching you Emag in so it confused me for a bit
>>127756769
Again, good luck.
>>127756783
Well fuck me.
>>127756627
Let me explain to you then. That guy was being an asshole all round. First he tried to greytide onto the bridge to steal the spare ID but shocked himself while hacking. Then he ran around medbay and denying the hacking despite the burns all over him and other evidence. THEN he fucked around and pissed off Medbay, stealing their bell and acted as a continued asshat. He had it coming and Yahir was in the right for getting his ass out
>>127756891
my bottom line right now is one of two things happened and im going to make my case from what the logs tell me in the morning:
a. Yahir injected him with something other then chloral and caused him to lose function of his body and refused any medical treatment or to let anyone into medbay at all, chloraling all those trying to get him medical care and disposaling them as a non antag non security member, then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.
b. Damage was caused by the disposals (he was clearly able to walk before hand I saw him several times walking fine right before the disposal incident), directly caused by his actions and chose to go AWOL as a head and attack even security. Both of these have different punishments because one is griefing. I currently don't know which is true but one of them very clearly is. I don't want him banned outright if this wasn't griefing, but from what i've seen he is not suited at all for CMO with the rampant abuse of hypospray on innocent crew and possibley griefing with it and the whole "no one is getting medical aid today" bullshit as a CMO.
>>127757324
I can see where you're coming from, so tomorrow the logs will splay all that needs to be seen and a more informed discussion can take place
>>127757324
>then attacked the detective for trying to get him medical aid too.
Nigger he was trying to stop yahir from opperating on my lungs even though I told his dumb ass I needed it to live repeatedly. I stunned him and left him there. He got dragged out in the end anyway.
>>127757660
i'm talking about when he refused to let the detective in earlier in the round I have no knowledge of the incident your talking about.
>getting so asspained you got dunked for stealing bells you are filing a ban report
That's like getting pissed when you get lynched for woody's got wood.
>>127757728
i was trying to keep the doors from being opened so the clown and plasmaman couldnt run in and try to spray me, i was trying to speak with the detective through the doors but he started throwing allegations of me hiding bodies so i rolled my eyes and let him do a run through of the medbay and run out
>>127757324
chloral and other stuff makes you dizzy walk Cryptobiolin.
love how you left out the part about the detective trying kill cmo same with the plasma man and clown tossing water on him
If I find out the Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard I'm probably not going to care a whole lot if he was treated badly, to a certain extent.
But I'll wait a while for as much detail from all sides of the story before I make up my mind.
>Going into the NukeOps shuttle. Stealing it. Being a dick about it. This classifies as metagaming, promoting terrorism and denying the immintent victory of lord emperor Trump. Have a nice day.
What the fuck is wrong with this Socachaca spic cunt? If the nuke ops are too retarded to not close and properly secure their shuttle, then it's their fault if it gets stolen.
Not only this, but we also get shitmins that ban people for exploiting a mistake the unrobust nuke ops overlooked.
Someone literally got banned for this, what a joke. Even baystation gives lighter sentences for stuff like this. FUCKING. BAYSTATION. They might even completely overlook it sometimes.
Where were you when /vg/ turned out to be far more authoritarian and shit than FUCKING BAYSTATION, HOME OF HEAVY RP?
Detective's first post here. Filed my report. I probably got to medical ten minutes into the round. Whatever they did in that ten minutes didn't deserve multiple disposal throws and whatever else was in that Hypospray than Chloral because he couldn't choose what direction to walk for the rest of the round. He doesn't deserve a permaban, he sperged out like we all do, but if this goes to show anything it's how cancerous ayy lmao and bird speak are. And I never attempted to kill the CMO, don't know what this retard is talking about.
>>127758006
>>127758576
Bring it to Nuklear's attention if you dont agree with it.
Going out of your way to go look for the shuttle when the round goes slow is one thing.
Tailing and chasing shitty, garbage New Cops once you've already engaged them and they've taken the disk is another.
I wouldnt have banned for the second one, that's a fight that escalates to boarding the shuttle. The first example is open and shut meta gaming.
>>127758780
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2282&p=8648#p8648
>>127758780
>hot memes
>actually uses cancerous seriously
holy shit I didn't play the round and I know you're wrong.
>>127758780
>Detective threatens to kill the traitor before knowing he is one
>Gets surprised when he gets tased
>Includes post game shoot up logs in the ban report.
Bravo, you may be the biggest faggot in history. Congratulations.
NUKLEAR IS A FAGGOT
>>127758780
>read your post
>security fails to protect medical bay, does not recover bell
>surprised when medical bay does medical justice
Holy shit you are awful
>>127758780
disposal is harmless its turn off 95% of the time and does no damage when you take the trip down it now by the time the trip is over the chloral is gone so very little harm happens to them unless some one redid disposal is rare as fuck.
not only that Plasmaman was being a greyshitting retard hacking into shit and being a cunt.
>>127755694
fuck off yahir
I wish you permajobban from medbay, shitter
>>127760871
You know the admin are laughing at your ban request right?
>>127756714
jesus christ, yahir is very obnoxious flavor of shitter
>>127760960
Cool down, i am not this guy.
i just allergic at shitters.
>>127761098
if you were, you'd be lauding yahir for dunking the plasman.
>>127758868
This is shitty and unfun adminning.
>its metagaming guys!!
>its not their fault that they're shit!!!
>ding dong bannu
>>127761316
Why should i laugh?
Its pretty boring and nothing unusual, seriously
>>127761989
laud is a word anon.
>>127761731
How is it not metagaming? This is the same as a sec officer seeing a greytide wearing jackboots and gunning him down for being nukeops, it's OOC info
Are there any servers that completely re do most of the way jobs work? I'm getting bored of the way tg code works now, but most of the servers I find are clsterfucks
>>127762551
When you code it
>>127744256
It's standard pod procedure you subhuman. Shit's full and you're got rest6ing or grab stacking people n so you're gonna get pushed. Are you not only inconsiderate but a retard?
>>127764674
This, the pod was full otherwise
>>127744987
>tfw if a vox is enough of a shitter I'm free to just door crush him then have him cremated
And that day, anon's erection grew three times it s size
>>127746570
I haven't had my chance for a one-humaned antimov non-humanov round yet
>>127764674
why don't they just make it so that walking into someone on disarm intent gives you a "X is huddling closer to Y" message and after 2 seconds you share the square????????? instead of pushing that's stupid
come one it's easy :^)=
>unironically using socket wrench on distro loop
>inside atmosia
Why potato man was removed?
>>127764816
If that was a thing, I'd have so much fun in the bar.
>>127764816
That still doesn't change you disregarded pod manners and acted up over it :3
>>127765108
Someone wanted to make an even more snowflake potato man by shoehorning diona in instead of fixing up potato men. It should still be in the code and if they did clean it up just roll back 2 or 3 years to find it in the hydroponics files if you want to bring them back.
>>127764972
>Set station external to 1 kpa
>Valve a bajillion mol of 7k plasoxy
>Go socket funbay
>Funbay is now fun
>Spray yahir as griefbay burns down around him cause fuck his chloral nigger ass
>>127764972
>Some shitter overpressurizes it to hell and back
>Even multiple layer manifolds+vol pumps can't amount to shit at clearing it so I can make some changes
>See it in a different round
>Nope, time to socket
Problem ,chillun?
what a dead game and what a dead thread
Ded thread, ded serb.
Mafias back when???
why does the pomf server suck so much? is it because of the horribad admin team that causes many players to quit or be banned for no real good reason?
she should just stop hosting the server already, no point in wasting more time and money.
burgerpack when
