Dat straw edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?hjytvc9d0i2ivdk
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!
Project Lists:
General: pastebin.com/qMvXVtXw
Slablands: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YAawzawwvB52hZKiRVhkytMs8HuNjP8IAbY74WxSS8I/edit?pli=1
>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
Slablands maps:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hpoqlyo2euujm8m/BtAMkXHp2c
Music to listen to while browsing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGV6bCTMM5w
Previously: >>127014181
First for loli robot angel golem girls.
>>127682607
Orc angels demon devil goddess halfing human dog wolf cat bug girl.
>>127682801
>>127682607
Mary sue girls.
>>127682465
What are drinking from her tits?
>>127683007
Her love.
Can the player prostitute themselves to others?
I just want to live out my lesbian slut loli fantasies.
>>127683007
Milk.
>>127683007
Lewdness
>>127683127
Yes, but I don't think there's a lesbian option
>>127683007
Red cream soda.
What towns can be accessed from the plains?
>>127683337
>I don't think there's a lesbian option
Every fucking time.
>>127683656
Go for the catgirl tailor, her scene is excellent
>>127683927
I will do that, once the letter bug gets fixed, I just wanted to know what other options besides her and harpies I have.
>>127684117
She doesn't require a letter though.There's also the bug girls.
>>127684117
Wyverns?
more husbandos, preferably undead husbandos.
>>127684221
>She doesn't require a letter though.
Yeah, I remember that you just need to order a certain amount of custom clothing from her. I just kinda wanted to finish that quest before moving on with any other stuff.
>There's also the bug girls.
Will have to look into that, thanks!
>>127684342
O, slipped my mind. I already fucked one in the mountains. Thanks!
Fucking a bee queen
>>127684621
Reanimated zombie servant husbando who insists on washing you whenever you bathe and cleaning every part of your body
Pls look at this gazelle girl
http://pastebin.com/rPgnyyBi
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2235760
I'm still hooked on monkies
>>127685762
that suggestion is pretty specific, but I won't say no to husbando washing. Especially since I'm writing it.
>>127685762
Put it in a doc.
>>127687317
Docs are for things that I 100% am going to finish
Oh god, the Steven Universe fandumb is exploding right now.
brb getting my popcorn.
>>127689268
Good.
>>127621325
I thought about it when I first did the outline, but it would've added far too many scenes for me to handle. I'm entirely open to letting someone else write that if they want to, though.
>refreshing for 5 minutes
>Still denied
Fuck.
Horror Stream starting:http://www.livestream.com/cropsysrevenge
>>127693098
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hjytvc9d0i2ivdk/Slablands-8.0.7-all.zip
>french flirting section
>"I want to live in your shoes"
what the fuck france?
>>127687790
It's always a good time for awoo.
>>127698257
what
>>127685762
Feedback on gazelle girl would be nice. If no one is interested I'll scrap it for other things
>>127703832
She sounds pretty cute so far, I like it. Only negative thing I'd say is that golden girl makes me think of the tv show, but that's my thing.
>>127703832
>>127685762
My feedback is keep with it.
>>127703832
Don't scrap it I like the idea.
>>127703832
I'm very interested in a graceful gazelle girl so keep going with it. There isn't too much to give feedback on in that pastebin so far but so far it seems pretty good.
>>127703832
Massages are pretty top tier.
>>127703832
Email?
>>127685762
I'dhold hands withgazelle girl.
>>127706732
Why can't you post feedback here like everyone else does?
>>127709491
Because I'm not giving feedback on that, I'm asking them if they could check their email.
>>127709491
They're probably being a piece of shit and don't want anyone to see.
>>127703801
the entirety of france apparently has a foot fetish. I never learned that in my high school French classes either. There's a conspiracya-foot
big tits
>>127712720
Bigger
>>127712720
Modest tits.
>>127714679
Those are flat
>>127714743
Flat chest is the absence of breasts. There are clearly breasts there.
>>127714679
That's how you do it.
>>127714743
No, they aren't. Not by a long shot.
>1-3 code
>4-6 sleep
>7-9 confirm HW due time
>0 date husbandos, perhaps even plan them???
Worst shipping ever.
>>127717898
You pay for the 3-day but get it a week later?
>>127714679
MONKEY
>>127685886
It's a good year.
I don't even know how to begin to answer this.
>>127720970
Are we ranking these on the people that'd be less horrible to talk to in real life?
>>127721352
Whether it's from most cool to least cool or from most willing to talk with to least, subcultures is still dead last for me.
>>127720970
>It will be getting very interesting soon!
Hollow promises
>I don't even know how to begin to answer this.
You vote for the least stupid I guess.
>>127721653
The one after it (that I skipped) was Christmas themed.
Christmas gangs. Santa ringleader. Reindeer henchmen.
>>127720970
Holy shit, this gang goes fucking hard.>implying I'm not going kick everybody out and read Stellaluna out loud to myself
Sleeping spells.
recreating this scene with your husbando ~<3
Slapping a bitch
>>127728279
with your dick
Super nice priestess who always greets you with a smile and is always polite and willing to help and listen to whatever you want to talk about.
>>127729880
That's lovely but, for many, it's important to ask: will she help purify your body of lust?
>>127730268
Define "purify"
>>127730556
Help you achieve sexual release in some fashion.
Sorry, I saw the cyclops girl while looking at the catalogue.
I am curious and would like to be spoonfed
>>127731097
The OP spoonfeeds you a lot, what do you need spoonfed?
>>127731097
There is no cyclops in the game, but there are other monstergirls.
>>127731229
Oh, just who or what the cyclops girl is, or if she's at all relevant to the general.
>>127731362
I suggest using IQDB. No relevance here.
>>127730972
Oh sure. She won't mind.
Would she have a dark past though? One she wants to run away from?
>>127731524
Nah.
>>127731686
Or maybe her 'dark' past is just something silly and really not that dark at all but she thinks what she did was truly, truly horrible and became a priestess to repent.
Like she she just said something she shouldn't have said or something.
>>127731524
>Would she have a dark past though? One she wants to run away from?
That's a bit too common I think. How about she has a perfectly normal past she's comfortable with & became a priestess to help people?
>>127732049
I think
>>127732108
is better
>>127726767
I want to do something like this...
she also teaches Kung Fu
>>127730268
Dern kids, you gotta earn right to that shit. Beat her in one to one combat, no magic.Also physically she's stronger than you were at your peak.Good luck
>when you try to read an "erotic" horror story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTH7QXWbsDkeven when everything goes horribly wrong in my life, this fucking video makes it okay
>>127732460
Yeah, thought so.
Just trying to do something to make her interesting.
But you know, not every character needs to be a super special snowflake. Some of them can just be nice, normal individuals.
you will never bone a skeleton girl
So are there any shortstacks in this game? Been looking at a bunch of Granblue Fantasy art recently and this girl and the sheep goddess have got me craving some short tiddy.
>>127737007
Yes, the goblin in the forest.
>>127737007
I posted some girls from that a few times in the past.
I like the one with the jewelry dangling from their horns. Gave me my hornament obsession.
>>127737007
cute
Question, how many of the shopkeepers can you fugg?
>>127736685
Hard bone pussy
Gmifs
>>127748739
Gay men I'd fuck slowly?
Not my bag, but more power to you. God speed.
>>127714948
>1-3 write porn
>4-6 go to sleep
>7-9 or listen to another video
>0 or no seriously go to sleep
1-3 write pron
4-6 play games
7-9 read
0 sleep
>>127750180
please sleep in my stead. I've been hoping to have a dream where I'm a princess with a few suitors vying for my hand, so if you could have it for me that'd be great. Sleep tight!
>>127750249
OPTION CRITICAL: FUCK SLEEP IMMA DO WHAT I WANT
read hentai
write pron
play game
milfs
>>127750338
but the suitors
>>127720970
>Middle ages
>Subculturs like goths and alike
>Graffiti
You lost me. Anyways, this is a dumb idea.
>>127750845
fuck you my dreams are nightmares about horrible mansion with shitty Little Mermaid cd-rom game that makes you play tunes with fish bones and little model of a town with a clock with a face that screams while it burns.And when I wake up I can't shake the feeling I had this dream before.
>>127751286
mine kind of read like 2deep4u poems if you put the titles together.
>>127751503
Oh wait, I didn't realize I had the reuniting friends dream the day after I had the ditching friends dream. Weird.
>>127751503
You seem to hang out in this thread a lot.
are you a writer?
>>127751674
sometimes, yeah. mostly I just see if anyone else is doing something. Writing gets in the way of my primary hobby: sleeping.
>>127729720
Wouldn;t that hurt your dick
Working at a fantasy call center
Devil queen working for you part time
>>127720970
do a flip
>>127720603
Monkey girl butts
ambos
>>127751816
I like to slep
>>127741702
Just catgirl tailor I think
>>127753438
No.
>>127737245
She's not a shortstack unless you tf her into one though, and I don't think that option is in yet
>>127717995
I'd be mad if I had payed for it.
Hero girl that wants to slay you and instead you dick her
>>127751025
I dunno about subcultures, but I know Pompeii had graffiti.
Reading what they've found really shows we haven't changed all that much since then. There's plenty of it that's reminiscent of modern day shitposting.
>>127714679
Big monkey tits
>>127777942
How the fuck am I supposed to dick her if I'm already playing as a grill?
Sad awoo.
>>127783571
Hero is a boy if you want them to be and then you simply toy with him
>>127784948
>boy
Why would I want that though?
>>127783571
>>127785106
Most people here are men. Most people here think your I want to be a lesbian shit straight out of /u/ is retarded. They don't care what you want, and you're going to start annoying people and pissing them off until you get yelled at if you keep parading around the teehee my lesbian fetish crap.
>>127737007
gobo
>>127786234
Thanks for posting the obvious, nigger, but I still can state an opinion.
>>127783695
Bad
>>127712720
biggest
>>127783695
Turning that frown upside down.
flat as a board
>>127795217
light as a featherside note I've become too used to dick bulges. I saw some fashion mag or ad or something with a dude in shorts and I moved my screen around looking for the non-existent bulge, as if it was hiding from me.
Getting high with your neigborhood lizard girl
>>127783695
>>127793864
Awoo
>>127800573
>1-3 code
>4-6 HW
>7-9 chillax
>0 game (either dating or farming, you decide)
A man who stared into the depths of chaos from which the Chaos Spawn entered the realm.
While the rest of the world sought to destroy the rift and the chaos that crept from it, he became enamored and perplexed with it. He thus sought ways to somehow control chaos. Or perhaps even create his own.
The man became mad and a recluse. No one is sure what the results of his mad attempts to control and make his own chaos were.
But it's somewhere out there. The results of years of mad experiments and rituals.
>>127804949
I wanna fuck him
>>127798683
>Non-existent
Ha
>>127805195
He started to lose it shortly before the whole Menhit thing.
He might not even be alive anymore.
If he is, he's probably not even human anymore.
>>127685762
love it>>127703832
>>127805584
Only makes it better. The more chaos-drenched he is, the more dick TFs he can have.
Horror Stream 2 starting, link here:
>>127693474
Ten thousand years won't save you.
How many gold coins do you need to repair the castle?
>>127812041
2000 I think?
>>127812041
1500, last I checked.
>>127812041
Beryl tells you how much, doesn't she?
>>127811343
Freeing an evil witch after she was imprisoned for 10000 years in a magic thing by a floating head guy in a giant tube with an annoying little robot.
>>127814303
Aiyaiyai
Magical skynet
>>127814303
Conditioning her to be less evil through vigorous applications of the dick.
>>127814303
I probably wanna fuck the robot.
What's his name? I'm telling you right now, if it's Chad I refuse to fuck him.
>>127812282
>>127812680It was 1500.
But now she's asking for 3k
And i've already exhausted my desert gold minehelp
>>127820189
Do you even need the second upgrade yet?
>>127820306I assumed it's a necessary step to get the cow girl waifu
>>127820939
Pretty sure the cowgirl's bugged right now.
Why are you speaking in spoilers?
>>127821505
>Pretty sure the cowgirl's bugged right now.
Fuck me sideways.
Because it's actual spoilers?
>>127821662
Yeah, sorry.
>>127683007
Lust.
>>127822004
just
>>127683007
Nothing she's saying she wants your dick there
>>127803897
now that was some cool chillaxin.
>1-3 HW
>4-6 code
>7-9 chillaxing 2: the chillening
>0 shopping list and general get your shit together activities
>>127827509
This is to chillax even further beyond
>>127827671
And I got the shit to do it to.
https://www.brainpop.com/english/famousauthorsandbooks/williamshakespeare/
>>127827815
I can't believe I failed the fucking test
Stockholm syndroming a villainess into liking your dick.
Then reverse Stockholm syndroming her with lots of kindness to make her happy and living a normal kind of life while still wanting your dick at times.
Being a wizard hipster
>>127828470
that was not chill
Giving Weiss a fancy cookbook and he starts trying to make shit like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAM3OLrnIbn/
and failing miserably.
>>127833336
like using frozen chocolate and warm chocolate syrup and it all somehow catches on fire levels of fucking up.
http://exhentai.org/s/c38b76651c/888196-77
Knocking up an oni shrine maiden
>>127833709
>burns down the entire fortress
>he just shrugs and says "oops"
Alien girls that want you to probe them
I have some suggestions
Have a clock in the corner or something
A way to skip time
Only just started playing it today and I don't mean to be rude with my suggestions but I think they would be nice quality of life changes
>>127838210
You can sleep in the inn.
>>127838330
Yeah but it tends be closed and in towns I have no way of skipping time
>>127838506
try exploring
breaking a haughty prince and putting him in frilly dresses
>>127839027
breaking a frilly dress and blaming it on a haughty prince
>>127737007
Hot.
It shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Of course the only edition that doesn't have a pdf online for download is the one that class uses.
>>127753438
yes
>stumble onto video called "my transformation from scene to preppy"
>posted by X0jenniferdemise0X
>fucking screamo jump scare of that taylor swift song as she puts on eyeshadow
And they say there are no true masterpieces left
Hugs.
>>127852318
NO NO HUGS
>>127769256
slep girl
quick someone say they're writing a yandere husbando
>>127856441
they're writing a yandere husbando
>>127857960
>>127766182
hambones
>>127859193
Hamlet.
>>127780398
>I know Pompeii had graffiti.
Do you know the technique they used for making graffiti?
>>127845506
wit
>>127682465
Where do I see how much gold I have?
>>127862520
Mouse over the left side of your screen.
>>127862631
thx senpai
Is there any downside to killing wild animals like the goat, lion, and wolf?
>>127861409
probably teenage hormones and rebellion, just like now.
>>127756012
That might be fun, but I can imagine it'd be horrible trying to write a decently long scene with only dialog/talking about how much the guy is panting.
>>127862196
Yeah, I do have a lot of that. Thank you for noticing.
>>127837360
The dream of all alien girls.
primate posterior
>>127832905
all 3
>>127863260
Nah, I meant what they used to actually draw the graffiti. I'm pretty sure the ancient city of Pompeii didn't have spray cans. Maybe coal or something like that then?
>>127832474
I used staves before it was cool
Being one of those weird mage knight blokes with their shields and weapons imbued with magic. They can even cast magic with their damn shields, if you can believe that madness.
>>127828470
rekt
>>127824450
fuck my shit up
Rapping
>>127803476
Remember to pet your awoo
>>127880886
As if I could forget.
>>127783695
plsno
>>127883449
You better not.
>>127793864
>>127800573
>>127803476
tfw no girl will awoo your penis
>>127887017
wlep
Roundhouse kicks
>>127883449
Good.
>>127880886
Always.
>>127880886
this
Wake up, ya'll
>>127877968
pls no
>>127903206
this
Finding a nice hotspring in a nook of a really cold area.
You take off your gear and dive in.
There's a monkey girl bathing in there that you didn't notice.
She's pretty chill and the two of you just relax in the hot bath.
>>127877968
There's only one 'p'.
>>127870132
Lies.
>>127907612
Slies.
Aberration girls
>>127912506
Like what?
>>127867249
Monkey butt?
>>127916491
Not the same guy, but to start off
> fleshy "hair"
> lack of or many limbs
> scabs
> mouths and eyes in wrong places
> tentacles
> trypophobia triggers
>>127917563
I think monkeys are a little creepy myself, but I could maybe get down for a bara monkey dude with a firm ass. I dunno. Further research is required, I guess.
>>127918092
You're creeped out by monkeys?
>>127917574
>>127917574
more examples
>>127865158
Alien girls are lewd
>>127922712
I shouldn't find damaged girls so adorable.
>>127922959
her more human form
>>127922712
Pat head
>>127923132
Why not?
>>127923690
It implies a wish for damaged girls.
>>127923174
I kinda like the vast difference for some reason.
>>127924162
Oh yeah, but on the other hand damaged girls deserve love too.
Also...
> Ghoul Girls with father complex when?
>>127682465
>IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
Uh-uh! That shit ain't working son!
>>127925283
> ctrl + f mediafire
>>127694260
>>127924646
>damaged girls deserve love too
That they do.
>>127917563
Indeed
>>127863415
It really wouldn't be.
>>127922124
Yeah. Weird human hands and feet, non human faces. Fucks me up.
>>127928442
To be honest I'm bad at dialogue so maybe I'm biased. You're probably right, it wouldn't be horrible if you could flesh out his breathing scenes. Stuff like
>"His groans are deep and harsh and an eavesdropper would probably think he was in pain if he wasn't begging for more in between gasps for breath."
>Continue the current scene
>Move along to his next scenario
I think working around no player dialogue would be a big issue tho
>>127930018
Monster girl monkeys would have more human'y faces anyway.
>>127930803
True, but the feeling is still ingrained. One cute monkey dude isn't enough to wipe away 20 years of monkey disgust and fear. His dick would have to be AMAZING to accomplish that.
Fox girls starting wars.
