>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- streambiger.wordpress.com
First for spooks
second for skooks
>>127638169
FNAF speed run when?
Right when he starts firing to try to backboost me, THE DOUBLE
great, banned for a fucking hour for making fun of the announcer
>>127638431
>participating in meme chat
leave
So they had shit games all day and now they have awesome stuff all night into the early day. Who the fuck arranged this schedule?
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LAIN!
>>127638169
>Horror game
>Stream freezes
>>127638450
⎝ PogChamp ⎠
>>127638382
BODY ARMOR, TWO QUICK ONES
I ALREADY KNOW I'M GETTING THERE ON THE PERFECT LINE
what was that advertisement-game ran last sgdq made in sweden that was about promoting homosex, interracial relationships, pedophilia and all that shit?
>>127638450
its not as if there is anything else worthwhile to do with this travesty of a marathon
>>127638431
Maybe you can use this time to take control of your life.
>>127638349
good night /srg/
daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>127638630
good night anime
how many people are even left in /srg/ now
i'm estimating about 20, if i'm generous
>agdq 2015
>wednesday at 3am est
>65,838 viewers, $381,299 donation total
This runner is a qt.
What's his number?
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
>>127638532
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
>>127638695
no reason to be here ever since it became normieville
>>127638695
all me
>>127638732
>>127638737
look at the fucking MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>127638751
dude drugs lmao
get in mumble
whoops i dropped this name
>>127638625
your right though
>>127638805
who?
A-am I a robot??
>prime time AGDQ
>dobby's still fucking dead
i think its time to finally put him down
almost done speedrunning this bottle of wine
boy these guys sure are using a lot of buzzwords
>yet another out of bounds walkathon
>1:25:00
good night /srg/
forever
>>127638658
big forehead
>>127638926
pyrizzler....
>>127639015
make sure to finish it right and no half measures anon!
>>127639015
at least the commentary is good
>>127638831
Please no, I don't want to fap again right now.
this is a certified COMFY run.
>New game
>comfy commentary
>No shitty host
8/10 bois
>>127638831
Can i put my fire extinguisher inside you? :3
this feels just like adam's Amnesia run 70 years ago
>>127639071
>>127639141
this is actually pretty comfy now that the runner ran out of pre-prepared jokes
the only downside is the radio host cutting in
This game makes me hard and this runner is very
>naughty
>>127638953
using next-level wine transport strats
http://anthente.com/products/flexitank/
bout to hit a new pb in chilean pinot noir%
bada bing
the wow is a meow
need more classic memes
>I had cancer
>My mom had cancer
>My dad had cancer
>My aunt died of 20 different cancers
>Keep doing what youre doing
>Lets kick cancers butt
>LETS KICK CANCERS BUTT
>LETS KICK CANCERS BUTT
>Kill the animals
It cant get more autistic than this
what's the time in burger?
things seem dead
OH BABY
do people actually hate GDQs or is that just a cool srg maymay
>>127639337
you didnt expect brobot did you
>>127639337
>It cant get more autistic than this
>greetings from sweden
>>127639378
3:20 am at the event right now
>>127639378
320am
>>127639378
4AM or sumtin
>>127639332
>>127639378
0322 east coast
0022 west coast
alaska and hawaii are earlier but no one cares
>grab something
>step on it
>pull it up
>you get pulled up as well
>fly forever
why don't people do this?
i'm way too comfy right now
>don't struggle
>you know you like it
banned
>rape joke
T R I G G E R E D
>don't struggle
>we know you like it
rape jokes
he's done
>>127639546
hillary
this fucking rapist needs to be sent to jail
honestly Im not even an sjw but that was awkward and questionable
>>127639546
I think you should make a trollface comic about it
>>127639378
I'm American and this made me chuckle hard.
Speaking of burgers, I got some burger king coupons I'm gonna use tomorrow.
I love BubblesDelFuego. He's a smart, he's funny, he's a qt, he's.. ////
Dude, I'm literally watching Beavis and Butthead on stream.
>>127639723
Who would even be mad over something like that
>>127639695
Yeah but was it...
...problematic?
...triggering?
You can't laugh at every joke, I guess
>>127639695
is Naegleria banned from GDQs for being an insufferable faggot?
>>127639723
are the burger kings in your area overpriced too?
i swear every burger king i've been to seems like they tack on $1.50 to every meal just for fun
>>127639952
he cared about speedrunning and got banned
>>127639952
kryssstal's clique pulled strings and got him blacklisted
>>127639981
For as long as I remember, burger king has always cost a little too much for what it is.
I like these two dudes
>Prepare your anus
These two are entertaining for how late it is. Too bad people are gonna get banned hard after this.
>>127640136
He obviously said "Prepare, Uranus!"
>Prepare your anus
>Lets kick cancers BUTT
>>127640217
rip totalbiscuit
>>127639062
>>127639015
to be honest its a decent run, good commentary without excessive use of memes.
>>127640147
but unlike others, they are explaining shit while they are at it. Explaining what they are doing comes first, i'll take awkward/tryhard comedy if they are at least telling us what they are doing
>>127639952
hopefully yes
>a long run that actually goes according to plan
Am I still watching AGDQ
>>127640136
>>127640183
>>127640217
>People are going to complain about it being a rape joke
Was talking about a scary part, inferring you may shit yourself
honestly, habing more than one person on mic who knows the game and is having fun makes it WAY more interesting
>pc runs
>>127639378
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/germany/hamburg
>>127640314
>playing videogames
>>127639536
10:40 reporting
>>127640090
nail in BK's coffin for me was when an in-n-out opened near me
a double-double with fries and drink is literally cheaper than a fucking junior whopper with fries and a drink
>the cirnoclip made it into the run
Nice
okay this run got good, this shit is pretty cool for oob
>literal redditors running a meme game
Can we get a,comfy run from one of our bois please?
WHO /9:40/ HERE
>>127640090
it is. BK is actually shit. I hate mcdonalds but god damn BK has the tiniest shit burgers of all time
>FUCK
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cool run, cool runner, nice commentary and no insufferable autists on mic. Just that other guy and he's pretty cool too. Even the donation reader is based. Comfy/10 run imo
>fucking
REPORTED
>the door actually stops instead of clipping through the chair
this is cool as hell
>>127640395
Eastern yurop filth, jew or sandnigger?
9:42 superior race
>fuck
>prepare your anus
>CONFIRMED BANNED
CONFIMRED BANNED
>CONFIRMED BANNED
CONFIMRED BANNED
>CONFIRMED BANNED
CONFIMRED BANNED
>CONFIRMED BANNED
CONFIMRED BANNED
>CONFIRMED BANNED
CONFIMRED BANNED
It was the jews, guys.
clint>agdq
>>127640583
middle of the night runs are always less regulated since the main event orgs are not around and the people doing it are actually chill
>>127640582
i think he's hawaiian or alaskan
excuse me
a resident of hawaii or a resident of alaska
Me and my wife's 7 year old son were watching this and now we are LITERALLY crying!
at the event, do they all call each other by their online handles?
wait i missed it, was 'fuck' said in the game or by the runner?
because if it was the runner....................BANNED
Wait, I didn't catch that. I thought the game character said fuck, not the runner.
>>127640709
Onscreen yes, but it probably varies based on person offscreen
>>127640709
of course they do, how else would they call each other? buddy?
>>127640658
Then either say 10:40PM or 22:40, this is confusing.
>they still say "hoyp"
>>127640720
Soma involves a lot of colorful languages.
>>127640720
Just wait for the end of the game
this donation reader is actually really good
>>127640770
24-hour clock is not in common use in usa
i inferred based on context
i ma be incorrect
>>127640367
>Watching other people play videogames
>>127640785
get HOYP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seems this GDQ is exploding with drama this year. Thank you based knitter-chan.
>>127640880
I'd rather not
>>127640860
>implying I'm watching the stream
I'm just here for the shitpost and the cute femboys
>>127640582
white in hawaii master race
>>127640916
isn't that guy from avo
>>127640916
>Nazis
BANNED
>>127640916
the thing with autists is they arent good with "reasonable" exceptions
if you give an autist a set of rules and say "make sure everybody follows these rules" they will enforce those rules exactly as written
>>127640916
and that's why i'm not going to GDQs anymore. Too much hassle, they need to just wipe the slate clean, rent out a small convention hall instead of a fucking entire hotel, and then keep it to just speedrunners and maybe a core group of extended community members, former runners, friends and family of runners, etc.
Instead we have this faggot shit where they literally stop people in a hallway to check their pass and look up a ban list on their god damned phone. I don't blame bigjon i'm just about done with this and they'll never have my business again.
Cutest donation message this AGDQ?
this nigga reading donations sounds like cookie from you don't know jack
>>127641123
greetings from germany
>>127641105
>core group of extended community members, former runners, friends and family of runners, etc.
the event would end up packed with non runners
>>127641105
who
>>127641105
>they need to just wipe the slate clean, rent out a small convention hall instead of a fucking entire hotel, and then keep it to just speedrunners and maybe a core group of extended community members, former runners, friends and family of runners, etc.
But then they woulsn't make money. That is literally the only reason these events are held remember.
>literally forcing white children to bow before ZOG
>>127641123
German guy with his wifes son
>>127641105
Blame Big Jon for what? All he did was speak his mind as he does.
>I'm pretty high right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuMX_jmgkY
>>127641123
https://youtu.be/4vbIjpvVZkc?t=1371
>>127640916
smash fags out, this nigga nuthugged trihex on SRB to try and get a piece of the pie
Now I really want NASA to succeed, though it probably won't. GDQ is just so fucking terrible, in every aspect.
>>127641208
whoa whoa whoa what did big jon do? That guys cool as fuck
>>127641279
Nothing, but staff stopped him and asked him for his badge and looked up to see if he was banned. He as in Big Jon. Big Jon as in Big Nice Motherfucker Jon.
>>127641279
He was harassed heavily yesterday by the Paul Blarts at the event checking his pass and informed folks about it. He also talked to CoolMatty directly and told him GDQ needs to check themselves because they're starting to piss a lot of people off. Nothing special, just being a good dude.
>>127641272
no worry, californithon will be a smash hit
>>127641329
They did this apparently seven times in a single day. Just an fyi.
>>127641279
>>127641329
like 7 times, then coolmatty confirmed they've been denying his runs cause he flashed a game cart once as a meme
>>127641370
>black
>criminal
coincidence?
>>127641153
Obviously with a limit. 2 friends/family max old runners at a higher cost for a pass.
like it isn't packed now with nonrunners? Nobody's allowed to fucking stream otherwise i'm sure you'd see how packed the fucking casuals room and arcade rooms are with literal nobodies, and even runners. Nobody is there for the actual event anymore and that needs to change. Because like >>127641195
said, this is for a charity event. I get that SDA wants to make money off of people showing up, but that really shouldn't be necessary. They have like 40 staffers on SDA as is, they don't need to hire a whole new team in the form of cloud 9 gaming EVERY event from now on. It's not a necessary purchase. Never will be, no matter how big it gets. They need to work on training the people they have to do their fucking jobs right.
>>127641208
That's what I meant. I don't blame him for speaking his mind, most runners bite their tongue in the GDQ atmosphere because it's always been that way, and you've NEVER been allowed to criticize GDQs without getting banned and shunned from everything ever. Only in the last year have they started unbanning old bans (from 2011~) and taken a more professional stance on this shit, they say no more snarky non-responses, but just go look at the SDA forums (need to be split so GDQ isn't involved anymore, as it's a separate entity, legally and otherwise)
It's infuriating. Moreso now than ever, and I don't know how many people they'll get back next year because nobody's watching the fucking runs besides blueglass.
>>127641370
>>127641279
who the fuck do they have on staff? giga nigga is one of the most recognizable people there...
>>127641372
that is fucking gross as all hell. Jon is easily the nicest guy that ever streamed, and probably the biggest too. He wouldn't hurt a fucking fly.
>>127641370
>>127641372
Oh ya forgot about the cart thing. Real fucking stupid. Whoever is responsible for that needs to get removed from staff.
Big Jon's runs are comfy as fuck and he's got a great presence on stream.
I really wanna see bignig go apeshit on stream
>>127641458
>gross
when did this word become the new "problematic" for sjws
I feel like it was within the last year
>>127641452
It wasn't staff, it was hired security for the event because they're afraid of GDQ becoming A BLAST!
i went to sleep mid way through the HL2 run
did he get banned?
>>127641510
I've never seen the dude as heated as he was today on stream. If you piss someone that nice off you know you've fucked up.
>>127641415
>packed the fucking casuals room and arcade rooms
>Nobody is there for the actual event anymore
fortunately they definitely will not be making more than they did last time, so maybe they'll get a clue
the atmosphere that comes across on the twitch stream is pretty fucking dire, and there's only one stream
>>127641604
how is he "that nice"? apart from the fact that he's a huge black dude.
>>127641536
I can't say gross/rad/bonkers without anyone stopping and asking so you're on your own figuring that one yet.
>when you realize big jon isnt fat
>hes actually insanely swole
>Could probably pull a fucking truck
Dear god man
>>127641646
dude runs a PG stream, and you damn well better behave in Jon's house.
>>127641646
he never shit talks anyone in the community, is nice to anyone in his stream and anyone irl.
>>127641543
>large black men committing tourism
Who taught you how to profile, anon? Get it together.
There's no fucking couch, what the fuck
>>127641748
>>127641751
so do a trillion other streamers and nobody says a word, if anything people call them beta and make fun of them.
>>127641646
They really need to be stopping Caleb instead, given his history of domestic violence.
>>127641813
Name one.
>>127641816
kinda doubt some dragon dildo security squad can stand up against the power of sheer autistic rage
>>127641813
does he fucking look beta to you?
is cosmo at agdq?
Game banned because MUH CURSIN
What are the rules on in game cursing
>>127641813
I see streamers mentioned here for being nice folks sometimes. A lot of streamers talk about each other very kindly too. Need to jump out of serg every once in a while bud.
>>127641893
yeah that's the thing. the only reason people say he's nice is because
> he's a huge black dude.
>>127641646
Are you kidding? Probably one of the nicest dudes in the community.
>this ending
>>127641615
Exactly. That pinball done quick stream is dead too. None of these fags play pinball, only kevin DDR did last time and everyone was hugging his nuts because
>TGM3
>>127641893
looks like synthol m8
Soma banned
>>127641931
yeah its the same reason girls get the red carpet treatment, people are so desperate to seem progressive to minorities that they go out of their way to praise them
>FUCK IT, FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU
shut it down boys
>>127641931
just watch his stream some time after agdq dies down when he's doing Price is Right with the audience and try to enjoy the effort this man puts into providing free entertainment every day.
>>127641931
>I have never met the guy or watched his stream so I'm just rambling, please pay attention to me.
Here you go.
>>127641996
please don't leave me alone
Soma confirmed for feels game
Play it boys its good
>>127641931
trolling? Youve obviously never watched his stream or talked to him.
>>127642005
>free entertainment
>bigjon is black
nice casual reference to slavery
What happened for them to get so over time, they were like an hour ahead
>literally nobody ever gets to show off anything after their run
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
>>127641931
>he's a huge [...] dude
That's all that matters. He COULD squash you, but he doesn't.
>>127641960p. sure he has a history of steroids. he's got his demons and afaik he's clean? it did crazy shit to his body.
>>127642060
Only if you like story-driven games though.
>>127642005
literally every streamer puts effort into providing free entertainment every day. none of them charge people to watch their stream
>>127642074
yeah any pasty white kid could also grab a gun and shoot your ass, does that mean you should bend over to everyone you meet?
>15 minutes under estimate
>No time to show off trick
Why is this allowed
>those bois sharing a blanket (cuz its cold) :3
>>127642060
rich evans told me it was bad so I cant play it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tgkp-MaHHA
>>127642109
dude literally programmed a bunch of games that his audience can play but nah you're right he's just not that nice after all LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I think we got buffer time
>Nope
Every time they get shut down I get this mix of laughter and feeling bad for them.
This announcer is fucking great
actually based
>>127642135
Because of all the swearing when they submitted it as a PG game.
Right now the police are escorting them from the building.
NO FUN ALLOWED
>as a drill sergeant
>voice becomes 200% american
Noice.
>>127642142
>listening to cuckboi retarded laugh evans
MingLee
>making fun of people dying of cancer with le funny voice
problematic tbqh
How in the fuck does a drill sergeant end up as an AGDQ announcer
>PRIVATE PYLE I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF YOUR MOMMA DIED OF CANCER
>>127642109
And if he had a bunch of guns on his back wall, a history of mental illness, was denied a carry permit but still walked strapped anyway and DIDN'T shoot me, I'd also think he was pretty nice.
holy SHIT that drill sergeant reading
>>127642060
I don't play scary games D=
Seriously, I couldn't even play Bioshock
Fuck this guyBring back Edobean
lel this jason rees mogg lookin motherfucker comfy as fuck right now
That's why this announcer isn't a fucking retard, he was a drill sergeant. cool shit.
>>127642228
Don't ask don't tell drove out a lot of people
da homiez is here
announcer based as fuck
>>127642253
Quit reminding me that voice is stuck on that body.
>>127642207
what's with americans and MUH RANKS
>as a Marine
>as a Soldier
>as a puppet of the government that kills for glory
Seriously americans, get a grip. it's 2016. Stop glorifying the military.
>>127642142
rich evans is a cuck
>>127642264
Wasn't that shit repealed tho?
>>127642297
>Not wanting to cum all over those braces
100% faggot
>>127642238
But big jon doesn't have a history of mental illnesses or anything, he's just a buff dude, I could walk around with a knife in my pocket (which I don't need a permit for) which I could stab anyone with but I don't, does that also make me a super nice guy?
>>127642142
I turned off the stream to watch Red Letter Media instead, but Previously Recorded is shit.
>>127642305
they're brainwashed for it, shit starts young too with lopping half their dicks off.
>>127642305
A lot of people in america join the army for the money and free housing. Not to kill for fun. A few branches dont even kill people. Sorry m8
>>127642249
What if we snuggled :3
>>127642353
Yes
>>127642305
>as a puppet of the government that kills for glory
Muh ranks is because of this. You are expected to follow through with your orders, complete the mission.
>>127642305
spend some time in the military and you might understand it :^)
just remember, my little europal, our big, scary armies are a big part of what gives you the freedom to be a peace-at-all-costs ideologue.
>>127642372
Chair Force hype
>>127642305
ugh, what's with Americans and not converting to islam and letting black men fuck their wives
Wasn't this game not received well by original Amnesia fans?
>>127642305
what's with europeans and MUH MUSLIMS
>my refugees
>my southern looks
>my bulls
Seriously EU, get a grip, it's 2016. Stop glorifying a progressive agenda.
>say anything about muh guns
>ameripoors up in arms
oh muh sides
>>127642406
yeah cause bombing some iraqi villagers makes the world more peaceful and totally doesn't just create more terrorists LEL
>>127642426
a little weak in execution but i appreciate the sentiment
>>127642424
it's not a good game by any stretch, whether you liked the first or not. played casually the enemies are dumb as fuck.
>Insecure Europoors immediately finding reasons to try to talk shit about Murrica
You're cute af
>>127642424
That's because it's Amnesia: Nuts & Bolts
>A Machine for Pigs
>>127642372
True, but let's be honest, we only glorify the ones that do. Thank you for your service as a requisitions clerk? No.
People pull that "as a _______" shit because it works. It's up to everyone else to stop giving guys preferential treatment because they spent a few years training to kill kids in Dirtghanistan. It's not like joining the military automatically makes you a cool person; I met some of the worst shitheads I'll ever know there.
Shit, didn't we just find out that one of the guys who shot that girl in Texas or whereever out of nowhere turned out to be a Marine instead of a random gangbanger?
>>127642365
>>127642372
>>127642401
even soldiers are tired of this shit
>>127642406
>spend some time in the military and you might understand it :^)
even people who serve in the military realize it's a retarded thing and being a soldier is not cool it's just fucking garbage overall
>just remember, my little europal, our big, scary armies are a big part of what gives you the freedom to be a peace-at-all-costs ideologue.
you actually believe this? lmao
>>127642426
>>127642414
>get criticized
>BUT YOU HAVE JAMALS KEKING YOU!!!
top laff
Amnesia without Adam_ak doesn't feel right.
>>127642493
>implying sticking our dick in iraq and afghanistan has anything to do with what i'm saying
or would you rather be goose stepping your way to the gas chamber right now?
>>127642305
>this post
>these replies
>>127642305
Literally impossible
1) Brainwashed from the earliest age
2) Brainwashed every single day
3) Brainwashed wherever they go
4) 3.2 million Americans work for the US military. Another 400,000 work for the weapons industry. The industry makes up 1% of the total US GDP. America couldn't stop "defending themselves overseas" even if they wanted. They literally have to be at war, or total chaos and anarchy would ensue.
