Yashi edition
>Marathons
AGDQ
- gamesdonequick.org
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
>mfw no dark souls
ori has to be one of the prettiest games ever
Ori and the BLACK DICK
anime above everything else
why isn't my man Andy on the couch?
>gdq 15 had more raw donations by this time despite having almost half the viewers, not counting the humble bundle windfall where almost 300k was being deferred until the end
lol
How do we rid GDQs of pakis, niggers, spics, and the mentally ill?
who let Zoe Quinn in?
anyone else think this game would be annoying to play because the camera is zoomed out too far?
>>127511385
dedhobby
reminder that chair girl is just an attention whore streamer who doesn't know anything about video games
>>127511464
not when you're playing on a 24+ inch monitor
>>127511464
the wii boy and his blob is like that and it's a good'n
>>127511504
the thick rimmed glasses, dyed hair and cleavage gave it away 2bh
>>127511504
I'd teach her a thing or two about video games if you catch my std
Is SGDQ the only thing this cuck has ever done? Every 5 seconds he brings it up.
>>127511184
haven't been to these generals since like february; do we still use this guy's name as a synonym for the word "epic"?
>>127511504
What's her name?
>>127511504
what a shocking development
Why am I still watching this shit?
Is this the power of autism?
>>127511832
depression
>>127511398
Dayum, if I have bigger muscles than that and am taller than him, do you think I'd have a shot with his fiancee?
>>127511670
reverse google,
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpw2KJNOCUhoBL60VzG5zXA
Queenulhu
reminder that the blonde chick is laz's girlfriend
rip
>speedrunning
https://mobile.twitter.com/miedaxx/status/683715654298550272
Why are speedrunners so autistic?
this game seems like if it was released in 2008 it would have been hailed as one of the best of all time but since it was released in 2015 no one gives a shit about it
>pretends to not read the thread
Who the fuck is this pink haired girl who kissed the fucking players? What the fuck? This is the reason that women can't belong in a fucking niche hobby like speedrunning without constantly being accused of attention whoring and wanting the validation of a bunch of people that want to fuck them. what the fuck:
>>127511504
All these fucking attention whores
>showing shitty games during prime viewing hours
Wake me up when Hero Core is on
>>127512132
no one cares about 2d indie meme shit anymore
Mini Donuts
>Blue Pussy
Confirmed for slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkaiFNtYijY
>>127512219
>reads threads on /v/ and gets upset at people insulting his run instead
>>127512119
>All that unecessary swearing
I don't get it. Why? Are all Amerifats like this?
>>127511323
The most mind blowing thing is, it's made with fucking Unity.
That engine is not what you'd expect to be able to produce games this pretty. The people behind this are like wizards or something.
i take back everything i said
this is the most boring speedrun i have ever seen
>>127511464
It kind of is, but you get used to it.
>>127512487
they are just spamming particles. it's nothing new or impressive.
>>127511504
of course playing video games requires full makeup
>>127512487
>That engine is not what you'd expect to be able to produce games this pretty.
Hello nodev retard
>>127511504
She is going out with a lets player who claims to be /srg/. expose him
>>127512487
You're too used to seeing steam greenlight games made in unity
>>127512487
I cringe so fucking hard when people say retarded shit like this. Its like being amazed the SNES can render Donkey Kong Country
>>127511464
You really need a lot of visual range, considering how fast you can go in places.
>>127512648
Name of said let's player?
>>127512752
lazerlong
>>127512487
ori doesn't have crazy tech you goofball, it just has good art
>>127512752
SkeletonBill
>>127512636
Why did you call me a retard?
That's kind of harsh, man. I don't even know what you're referring to.
I'm sorry if I somehow offended you.
>>127512865
Damn, Bill
She's a downgrade from Squishy
>>127512848
oldfag here. literally who?
>>127512896
>oldfag
>doesn't know laz
uhhhh?
>tfw ur roommates black friend makes u take a hit of the blunt
am i gonna be looking at ori or the dumb pink haired cunt for the most of this
>>127512487
This is like being amazed When you see a talented artist produce something good with blender. Blender and unity are free/cheap to license so of course you're going to see a lot of garbage get churned out. You don't base your opinion of it because plebs can't use it.
>>127512956
literally who?
someone told me I would be comfy before going to sleep
actually I'm falling asleep
>>127513046
*"wizards by comparison", more like?
this was a poor choice for a race, imo
>>127513049
???
>>127513164
You can say that about every game.
>ultra nerd ankamius breaks out tech that no one has seen before
>"and back on grimelios's screen..."
>>127513164
Not nescessarily.
It encourages risky strats to "catch up", and those can look dope as fuq if they work, like that god cycle that just happened.
>>127513049
fuck off cakeboi
furbait shitgame 2/10 is the best i can do.
>>127513164
If for no other reason, the fact that the visible part of the game is so damn small.
I wonder if the dude in blue is thinking to himself, "wtf am I doing with my life right now?"
>let's beat cancer!
>let's kill cancer!
there should probably be a requirement that you understand what you're donating to before you actually donate
but that would probably make nobody donate
Sleepy/10
its almost over :)
>>127513837
nigga we still have like 5 days
reminder that donating to a GDQ event means you have directly helped cure cancer.
>>127513624
literally who
>4 grandparents
You can have more than 4?
>>127513954
Fuck! I only wanted to print out posters.
WutFace
>mfw after this boring garbage is even more boring garbage
>>127514024
I cringed at this
![[ALIEN].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tAmtMXq.jpg "[ALIEN].jpg")
>/srg/ are total downers
>Reddit is reddit
>Twitch chat is unmanageable chaos, like usually when there are 1000+ people present
>tfw no good discussion channel
>>127514024
Lost me at vaping
>>127514024
Who will be the first to actually make a buttplug or vaporizer emote? Streambiger opportunity right here.
>>127514003
those posters saved my grandmother from breast cancer
>>127514138
just go to wersters chat
>>127513954
I just wanted to help print out posters of dudes check their balls.
>>127514024
Wow.
>>127514208
is he still b&?
>>127514024
honestly made me check if this was shopped
>>127514138
speedrun.tv/srg
>>127514167
vaping is the fedora of fedoras
>>127514352
Huh, I might just hang out.
Kinda slow now but we'll see.
Thanks!
INDIE GAMES FOR DAYS
>>127514024
>Sans liked this
The chat elevator.
>>127514849
What a time to be alive.
>spoiler alert
this deluded fuck thinks people care about this game
>>127515035
but muh feels
Hey, if speedrun dot com times are up to date, Ankamious beat PB by 2 seconds.
Nice.
>>127515151
im thinking less than 5 people on planet earth care
>pixel perfect
>ahh what a great videogame
>room is empty
Nice 'event' speedtards
>>127515209
Then why reply?
>next game is also 2 hours long
Just kill me
>>127515209
>>127515151
honestly he got done dirty by the commentator, and he looks like a level 80 turbonerd, so i'm glad he got a good outcome
>>127513791
Why even prevent cancer? The cancer industry is worth billions and helps us thin out the welfare hungry elderly population and minorities.
>>127515035
I care, it looks amazing and I'll probably get it.
Nice to see an actual indie platformer that isn't puzzle dogshit pretending it's a platformer, and it looks gorgeous.
>>127511398
i didnt know adam sandler was an x6 kind of guy
>go buy it right now, what is wrong with you.
I'm not a deluded fuck.
>>127515248
unless you've used emulator and/or TAS methods to determine this, you should be punished for saying this about your speedgame's tricks.
>>127515340
>minorities
>tfw some retard here probably thinks this is true
>>127514278
I was confused when I saw it
Game looked cool, just wish I knew what the fuck the particle effect ball character and particle effect ball enemies and particle effect ball objects and particle effect ball collectibles actually looked like under the particle effects.
>>127515368
Gosh, you're such a snowflake, aren't you?
Have a (you), you pretty boy, you.
Is that dj khaled in the back in red?
>bitches that don't give a shit get invited
>I don't
>>127515495
me
>>127515495
thats kazooiegirl m8
>>127515495
ur mum
better have screencapped that ass as she walked away
>>127515545
>invited
LOL
>>127515495
blueglass
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!
>you will never smell olivia's pussy after an hour long, legs crossed, intense gaming session
>>127512896
>>127513049
>>127512956
a literal non speedruner, not surprising you wouldnt know who he is
>>127515447
Well their website says they try to educate at-risk minorities, so that's still a reason to not donate.
>>127515495
C. Epilep
>>127514138
ETI always has the best threads for GDQ.
>>127511990
That autoplay video made me physically ill. No thanks.
>Velocity 2x
The fuck is this?
>>127515495
>>127515659
>implying she plays video games
>>127515818
best srg meme in ages
Is there an alternative way to watch the event live? My office blocks twitch.tv as if we do anything other than browsing all the time.
Ah another indie flash game
man good thing this game came on and saved everything
>>127515495
seizurestreamer
Where's Wizzrobe?
>>127515516
ANOTHER ONE
>indie block
These arcade-ish indie flash games usually last 20-30 minutes.
What makes this one a 2 hour run? Do I even want to find out?
>more indie garbage
literally who wants to watch this
couch guys don't sound too awkward or too serious
game looks like it might have some neat strats
hopes rising
Nosraef is /srg/'s boy, right?
>>127515735
I'm cool with at risk minorities in other countries where they don't have oppurtunity
>>127515495
>look at schedule
>JRPGS
>Fire Emblem
>otherwise 2 hour long """"speed"""" runs
now THIS is epic
these games are so boring to watch...
UYAMA CONFIRMED DEAD
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/rest_in_peace_mike_uyama.html
Whats everyone's onomatopoeia for the teleport in this game?
Mines wrrao
wrraowrraowrraowrraowrrao
Have there been any good runs so far this year?
>EST: 1:50:00
Please God no.
the Steam popups thing AGAIN?
This happens every fucking game.
Anyway, you know what to do, invite him to as many loli/shota/waifu groups as you can.
>>127515495
That hole in her ear and stupid meme haircut ruins everything
>>127516165
No, he is literally Reddit on the same level as Yarusmi and they both beg to be liked by /srg/ despite being 100% Reddit and everything /srg/. Is against.
Nos also tweets about the thread constantly and barely ever speedruns.
>steam overlay visible
>professional quality
>>127516269
damn.. matty a cold ass nigga...
how are you watching?
(yes, I'm this bored)
Waiting for DEAD NIGGERS to add him on steam.
>>127516485
He's probably going to tweet about this post after his run.
Ok this game looks alright so far
>"You can go as fast as you can mash the dash button!"
>"Speedrun" is almost 2 hours long.
>i'm unlocking these bombs so i can shred through the previous levels
grinding so he can grind more efficiently
this kills the stream
>>127515495
Idk but I heard she has a built in rumble feature.
>i dont want another friend on steam
people still try to friend a guy that literally makes a free living, wakes up whenever, and survives off of your neetbux while buying any console and game he wants
>>127516485
i know, i was joking
>>127516459
thank mr skeltal
POST PROGRESS
>>127516468
>Anyway, you know what to do, invite him to as many loli/shota/waifu groups as you can.
Amateur, you have to be passive aggressive
Make a new group called "speedrun beginners" then invite him to it.
>>127516569
>not "No seriously, where's Mike?"
>>127516269
reminder that gdq 15 raised more money by this time with significantly fewer viewers
Wow this game looks dull as dish water, what's with the platforming segments
>>127516662
Show dick
>>127516662
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
he has the WR because he is the only person to have ever played this game
how did the approval process allow this game
this is almost like starcraft 2
>>127516646
Put in pee physics today.
nos "screenshot my tweets u fucking spergs" raef
>>127516708
t-tracking error, yeah that's it, it's really at 600k
>>127516662
>>127516809
>this is the body type people on /srg/ prefer
i guess i'm not surprised
where is OUR GUY ysg
Who /pinballjoe/ here?
who even okay'd this game to be played
its sooooooooooooooo boring to watch, tricks about being quicker are even being talked about, the announcer died, and this guy never even speaks up.
>>127516764
My thoughts as well.
He doesn't seem very skillful, and I messed around with this game when they had it for free on PS Plus.
is UA dead?
>>>/v/322709250
>all time peak players: 15
more saccharine donation comments, wonderful
>>127516646
just some los shit, taking a break
>>127516848
why did you delete?
>speedrunning marathon
>Speedrunners (the game) not on schedule
youdungoofed.jpg
LE REDDIT XDD
>>127516628
I know, I used the oppurtunity to let /v/ know how much of a fucking fag he is.
Also I can't watch the stream and I don't even know what game he's playing, but to my knowledge is literally never speedruns so it has to be some meme game that only he has played and 8 would put money on him being shit at it and not being optimal at all.
>check steam
>velocity 2X is 20 bucks
>TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THIS
I can't fathom how this game is interesting to speedrun for more than, like, 15 minutes. This seems monotonous as fuck.
>>127517235
it isn't lol, and nobody is talking
>>127516646
Anime is progress, right?
>>127517235
It would be an awesome game if the runner actually had their movement down.
The people on the couch aren't even his friends, they're random people, he didn't have anyone to invite so he sent a tweet inviting everyone who wanted to join him
fuck man I feel bad for this guy
>>127517393
>gauges
dropped so fucking fast
honestly it's not that nobody played it, it's that nobody played it, it's a memey indie game, the runner isn't good, and there are no jokes
when cosmo/narcissa did that dos game a couple years ago it was awesome because it was funny and s/he tore it a new one
this is just sad
>>127517393
holy fuck spoiler please
>>127517347
I spotted the shill!
>>127517403
Should have put chibi on the couch.
>>127517212
the sale probably had it for like $5 though, right?
I could see it being fun for killing time for like 15 minutes, like >>127517235 said
>>127517393
>Gauges
>>127517393
mmm that is some grade A trailer trash
Nosraef fucking sucks
>>127517343
Does /srg/ still like anime?
i just realized that this is going on for 2 hours and its only been on for 20 minutes
wtf?
>>127517581
why is spike bulking for 3 years straigt??
I think this looks like it might be an okay game to play but holy shit this is a boring speedrun so far, not really helped by the catatonic couch/audience either.
>>127517502
Holiday sale was for $15. Still not low enough.
the donation counter died lol
>>127517000
>all time peak players: 15
>followers 203
No, really. Who let this literal who into the room?
>>127517696
That's because nobody on the couch knows anything about the game. They're not runners or even the runner's friends they're random people who decided to sit on the couch for the run
honestly would rather see a speedrun of endless legend
>>127517562
looks like a better player than those 2 guys who played that last game with the bunny
holy fuck they were slow
that's a nice way of saying please let this end lol
>>127517859
Redhead needs to clean the plaque out from between her front teeth.
>>127517817
Even twitch chat is bitching about how boring this shit is.
gotta go fast LEL
When is Chibi going to be on?
this dude is bad at this boring 2 hour game to kick me while im down...
>>127517983
When he gets his Asiago Cheese bagel.
1/4 the way done
>http://www.speedrun.com/v2x
OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKING RECORD HOLDER
LITERALLY ONLY ONE GUY PLAYS THIS GAME
>>127518185
>Be so shit at speedrunning you have to find a game literally nobody else plays to call yourself a WR holder
Would you people stop complaining?
The game is kinda enjoyable to watch. Just because nobody knows it doesn't mean it's bad.
There are far more famous games that people run and are faaaar more boring.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the stream or go watch another stream for your mainstream mario 64 or darksouls speedruns
>>127518185
>1:27:38 WR
>1:50:00 Estimate
That's a pretty safe Estimate. Clearly doesn't want Naeg to come out of nowhere and pull the plug.
>>127518351
>>The game is kinda enjoyable to watch
lol
>>127518351
any good memes so far?
>>127518351
This game was enjoyable to watch for the first 15 minutes
Then it's the exact same fucking thing forever
>>127517859WHODELETEDTHIS???
>2 hours of this
How many shekels did this guy pay to be able to run this game? Holy fuck
>>127515818
what's going on?
>>127518474
EPIC
CHOW
>>127518351
>The game is kinda enjoyable to watch
Between 8am and 5am eastern they should have a limit on game time. 2 hours of this after 3.5 hours of kingdom hearts is half an entire day of the marathon.
is it far fetched to think a dev paid gamesdonequick to have their game speedran/advertised?
>>127518527
literally what dude
>>127518537
more like how many shekels did the devs pay uyama
>>127518651
uyama died bro
>>127518537
>m-maybe if i get a run in AGDQ, srg will like me
>>127518618
6 years ago it would have been
Viewership has dropped about 50k since Battlememe Theater.
>>127518616
there should just be a general 2 hour limit and that's only given to very high donations
>>127518651
Enough to get him closer to buying his lambo
Honestly, this game would be a lot better if it wasnt such a fucking collect-a-thon. If the shooting levels were more challenging and there was some puzzles for the platforming, I'd get it.
![1451969368622[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DFlnJhp.png "1451969368622[1].png")
If this game was a more conventional platformer rather than a collectathon it would probably be good. The mechanics seems pretty smooth and they're wasted on this repetitive level design.
>>127518832
whats this?
can anyone link the video of werster saying fucking niggers on bonus stream? I can't find it
>>127518871
ya dun goofed
