>Marathons
AGDQ
>>>/v/
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
>tfw look my name up on the archive
>tfw everyone in /srg/ thinks i'm not a real person and just a persona made up by someone else
:<
calebhart, iateyourpie and blueglass are all terrible
why are there retards trying to greentext on twitch chat
I will never call Cosmo by his new name
sure would be nice if all these people spamming "witwix raid" would die in a fire
>>127527527
who?
props on that jump m8
>>127527457
2 out of 3 ain't bad
>>127527546
I wish we'd have witwix spammers instead of /v/edditors
>>127527546
Witwix's chat has gotten more and more canceriffic as of late
>>127527548
CosmoWright former Zelda speedrunner
I just blew a load to werster in the misty cosplay
Am I gonna be alright?
>>127527554
ALL terrible. if you disagree your opinions are shit.
I hope ESA doesn't lose its charm yet this year. GDQs have been uncomfy for a long ass time now but this is just depressing.
>>127527527
Reminder he literally chose a derivative name of Narcissus. Reminder he literally chose his new name from a children's book. How do you go down from "Cosmo?"
>>127527618
now zelda cosplayer
>>127527670
I can't see how blueglass is terrible. He doesn't stream. He just kind of exists. How is that terrible? The other two are actively bad. blueglass is not.
>>127527735
he didn't seriously base it off of narcissa malfoy did he
>>127527742
Wasn't aware he still ran haven't seen him stream anything other than Smash before I unfollowed.
>>127527735
You be mentally ill
What are the /srg/ approved indie speedgames I can pick up without shame?
>>127527854
more likely from this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_and_Goldmund
>>127527764
>obnoxious laugh
>bad at the one game he "runs"
>has a following that's more like a worshiping
it's very easy for a fanbase to turn what they're a fan of into something terrible
>>127527876
I am. I was in a mental hospital last summer.
>>127527803
the fugg?
>>127527895
undertale
>>127527735
>narcissus
>children's book
i'm missing something here
>>127527905
If he starts shamelessly pulling money out of it I'll get upset. Until then he's no terrible.
>>127527613
I used to enjoy Witwix, until I tuned in one day and he was on a long, complaining rant about how he wasn't able to sell a t-shirt with Bowser on it. He was saying stuff like, "It's bullshit, they let me use another copyrighted character for a different shirt," and "It's a picture of Bowser I PAID FOR so it should be fine."
When someone is actively angry and upset that they can't get undeserved money for merching someone else's brand, it just kinda makes them seem like a huge asshole that you don't wanna watch anymore?
>>127527895
Splatoon
suck my dick
choke on it
>>127527895
super meat boy
good luck
>>127527895
Neptunia
>people unironically dislike ysg
Neck yourselves please
It's almost over, guys.
>>127527987
Narcissa is the name of a character in Harry Potter because JK Rowling likes making everything a classical allusion.
>>127528093
Ever heard of Narcissus?
Tranny reading donations 4Head. GDQs are for trannies now I guess
What does announcer grill look like?
Vulajin actually choked
>>127528162
Yeah, that's why I referred to the character as a "classical allusion." You ever take 8th grade english?
>A Hat In Time (Beta)
>Beta
>>127528232
probably a meme
>>127528009
The nigga definitely enjoys his jew dollars, but he's still pretty hilarious. Someone without a filter like him is rather refreshing, even if he does seem like a douche at times.
>>127528237
He did it the madman choked on it, the madman
>>127528232
5'0, brown skin, wore a silky button up t shirt, fingerless gloves, fedora, always carries a backpack around with her, baggy pants.
Not even joking.
>>127528337
this announcer isn't edobean you fuck. fuck out of here with your misinformation
axiom hoip...............................................
>>127528247
Yeah I just didn't know about the HP character.
One day I should probably read or at least watch them.
>>127528409
don't bother with the movies, the books aren't terrible though and don't take too long to get through
Where the fuck are the dank memes? This event sucks, thanks speedfucks
Explain how Axiom Verge isn't the perfect speed running game.Hint: You can't
>>127528559
Mario 64 is
>>127528559
It is, but why not just play a metroid game with an actual community instead?
>crack on the couch
YES.
Hopefully he mics up, he's such a great guy.
>>127528559
I prefer odallus the dark call for a speedrunning purpose. axiom verge is fun though.
I want more Blechy. Where is he?
>>127528604
Metroid is too contested, it's not an easy WR.
de_neckbeard
>>127527905
t. Mike Uyama
Does this pinballjoe guy actually speedrun pinball games? The madman
how was battlememe memeter? Was it as horrible as I expected and boring as fuck without anyone interesting there?
>>127528801
this whole block has been shit. no exceptions.
Experts only!
This is a special mode for competitive streamers who complete the game in a single sitting
It eliminates all dialogue, cutscenes, and randomized content, and provides an on-screen timer.
>>127528658
still not as majestic as this motherfucker
>>127528613
>odallus after you get the dash
Would be amazing to see an optimized run of that.
Nosraef @ AGDQ @Nosraef 3m3 minutes ago
Was gonna check the /v/ thread but it's honestly not even worth it
are there any actual Dragon's Dogma runners? if so are there NG and NG+ categories?
>>127528927
you know he read the whole thing
>>127528970
make them.
>>127528927
who
>>127528997
And it's mostly just people dissecting his twitter
>>127527895
huniepop
>man forced to speedrun
>>127528970
The PC release will revive it anon, don't worry.
>>127528970
Dark Arisen has a Speedrun Mode and I've seen runs of that on Youtube.
As for regular NG, I don't know.
>>127529031
i have been. i've also watched all the runs on youtube, but i don't know if there's active runners currently. might start doing runs in both categories since NG+ is very fast
>indie metroidvania's
reminder
This game looks pretty dope desu
[heavy breathing]
>this heavy breathing
I hate how everyone's gonna blame the runner too, he's focusing and not thinking about his fucking breathing. Where's the god damned audio staff to balance out his volume?
>>127529307
It's super metroid+, so if you're into metroidvanias you should have already played it by now.
>>127529307
It is, it's worth every shekel.
when is action bronson gonna start rapping?
Cosmo waving his penis
Why is aziz ansari on the couch
>>127529469
this is a cry for help
i would love to enjoy this run but this breathing is so distracting
>>127529469
What a wonderful time to be alive
>>127529469
what a waste of a good penis
>>127529469
this shit is actually making me sad
>>127529469
>those scrawny ass legs
lmao trannies can never zettai ryouiki
>>127529469
Source?
>>127529324
Busy browsing yachts and trying to find out how to score some coke
>>127529469
rip
>>127529469
filthy fetishist
>they don't want to be a at trap like our girl nasty narrsie
Nek yourselves plz
what ever happened to naegleria, he got banned after he stepped on a shitty $0.50 clipon mic right?
>>127529469
>>127529594
it was during one of his streams last month, someone posted it on /r/cosmowright
>indie devs letting speedshits cuck their games live in front of thousands while skyping
Lmao
>>127529837
I wonder if he will sell his dong after he chops it off I'm interested in purchasing it.
>>127529687
In order to be a trap you have to at least be androgynous bare minimum
>SORRY TOM
>>127529737
he's probably not banned, he's just a wilful contrarian who probably signed up to every non-gdq marathon and is spending all day shitting on AGDQ on twitter
>>127528009
holy fuck is this true?
did frankieframeskip beat up puncay yet?
>>127530057
witwix is a faggot and all his epic meme shit is pure calculated business, he probably hates his moronic underage fanbase and the idiot whales that give him hundreds of dollars a month
>>127530124
jesus
>>127529469
I dont see the penis waving..
>>127530124
How long is the fucking banned list now?
>nervous laughter, punctuating every sentence
kill me now
>>127530124
>are you on le sjw list?
This heavy breathing is driving me crazy.
>>127530173
it was like that at SGDQ last year, badge checks after EVERY game for EVERYONE in the audience. I'm never going back, that's for fucking sure. I get it, I really do, they don't want people just showing up and not paying then watching everything/eating their free food and playing on their systems. But still, there has to be a better way, have all those rooms gated off by someone who checks that shit instead of random checks.
hey guys anyone else think americans fat ?
>>127530124
sounds like a blast
>>127530175
how sad for you
[heavy breathing]
Jesus christ this guy is going to have a heart attack
>>127530124
hasn't he attended multiple events as well?
poor jon
>>127530297
that's how we usually do things at big conventions. Gaming rooms and rooms that people hop between frequently are just roped off sections. One security check gets you into everything.
>>127530124
He's one of the most enjoyable streamers. Why is AGDQ staff out to ruin this event?
>>127530124
Lmao
![[heavy breathing].png](https://i.imgur.com/obRG8Mj.png "[heavy breathing].png")
>>127527546
>roast beef using punctuation
disgusting
>>127530124
how does someone not recognize Giant J
Whats a speedgame thats less than an hour and actually has cool tech instead of being a lets play
>>127530460
>agdq
>big convention
it's all for le charity, they can't afford that extravagance
>>127530464
they try their best every year and yet still attendance grows.
>>127530460
Exactly. I'm no business major or anything but come the fuck on this should be obvious if it's obvious to me.
>>127530516
You think the "staff" are familiar with speedrunning? They're all mono's friends and cronies
>the city of chokeistan
>>127530124
>big jon's traps
bp oil spill or what?
>heavy breathing
>choking
he might actually die
>>127530545
the extravagance of half the security volunteers?
>>127530639
exactly
tfw ur speedgame is dying live on stream
>>127530721
Work hard and you can put in a non-choke run anon
>Chokesiom Purge
mercy kill inc
Lardball is gonna die before he finishes this segment
the fat guy is gonna break something
Is this tilt%
CHOKE ON IT
>>127527895
Mighty Switch Force!, Mighty Switch Force! 2, Mighty Switch Force! HyperDrive Edition, Mighty Switch Force! Academy
is summit elite?
>>127530747
that's not how this works. After a game is failed on stream, it's banned from GDQ events for an indeterminate amount of time tilll they slip it in a midnight slot, and when it gets no viewers they say "well see? nobody wanted to see it again anyway!" then it's never put in again.
this fucking guy
TILTINGGGGGGG
CHOKINGGGGG
Anotha one
What was so wrong with Left 4 Dead 2 should I bother watching it
>>127530829
yeah thats why fire emblem is there every gdq
>axiom verge of tears
lorde
>>127530829
esa will take any shitgame
6 hours of fucking crash bash
>>127530884
fast let's play, almost died on easy mode, cringe city. Not worth.
>>127530886
>second year after a mercy kill
>midnight slot
>no one watched it
>already coolmatty is saying "I don't think we'll have it again"
yeah you're just proving my point.
this is hard to watch
this. is. gold.
what the f-
>7:30pm
>Source stream starts lagging the fuck out
Thanks Australia
I want to watch the choke
mercy kill this man
>WHAT THE F-
this nigga bout to be banned
HOLY SHIT THE CHOKE IS TOO MUCH HELP
TRAIN WRECK
poor guy
Jesus christ just commit zandatsu on stream and get on with the next game already.
bet the developer is loving this
3RD BEST BOYS
>>127530969
It was cringe? Like funny cringe or terrible cringe
>>127530902
i was afk until a minute or two ago
what did i miss?
also, /srg/ if i want to speedrun a game with no route what do i do
route it myself? is there a checklist of things i need to make note of
maybe he wouldn't be choking if he'd stop shoveling food into his face
Christ, just end this travesty
It feels like I'm watching this man breathing his last dying breaths
>IVE SEEN YOU DO THIS A MILLION TIMES
>I CANT BELIEVE THE RUN YOU ARE HAVING BRO
I would slap the shit out of this guy for these jinxes
>3rd
>>127531067
Just boring and sad.
>>127531067
Unfunny 'why are they like this' and bad gameplay cringe
>>127530124
I only watch AGDQ during the events.
Why did he get banned?
>>127531067
like terrible cringe.
This guy is so out of breath that he has a fucking accent when he speaks now.
>>127531175
he didn't get banned that's the point
>>127531175
he didn't, the staff is just retarded
>>127531140
fuck you nigger buzz off with your samefagging anti L4D2 crusade, the mumble crew is based
>>127531139
hey its me
im plannin to play this again for a bit to see if i can get a decent 36
Is Bloodborne gonna be good?
>>127531236
good luck
whats with this banning people from agdq meme?
>>127530884
No skills, no knowledge of the game. A pretty bad casual let's play in easy mode. Neither fast nor safe. Saddening run.
Watch it if you want top, but you're losing your time.
>>127531261
recent RPGs tend to suck unless they're on PC.
>>127531261
yes
>YOU'VE IMPROVED SO MUCH
i'm dying here
>>127531301
what is with you fucking retards and complaining about easy mode in a speedrun
>>127531284
>meme
it's a thing that has been done since the second or third AGDQ.
>tfw going to miss alien swarm
I really hope it's neat
>love from Sweden
>>127531313
>any speedrun of a PC game
>good
>>127531369
not complaining about easy mode, complaining about not being any good at the easiest mode of the game being run.
>>127531428
Definitely bait, but Quake, Doom, and Half-Life would love to have a word with you.
>>127531313
all pc games suck. all the good pc games are console ports.
I kinda want to run symphony of the night
Is romscout still the goat?
>>127531487
i think you're just a dipshit hater. go suck an egg, dork
>>127531520
dishonored is cool
>>127531428
they're ridiculously broken so they're fun to watch and they tend to be ridiculously short.
cucks getting exposed by Goose
>>127531369
I'm not complaining about easy mode. If it's faster, then it's the only way to go in a speedrun. It's just that almost wiping several times in easy mode (!), even while running, proves how unprepared you and your teammates are. It was shameful.
>>127531512
>implying i want to see yet another speedrun of the same games done by a billion people
i may as well watch another super mario world low% run while i'm at it
OUR BOI whitegoose btfo'ing on the r/speedrun mods
>>127529469
When and why did he go off the deep end? I remember him being one of the only 'normal' speedrunners...
>>127531428
>He hasn't seen the mirrors edge run
Too casual to live
>>127531313
Good thing From doesn't make RPGs then.
>>127531428
Doom, half life, quake, blood..
>>127531616
the very first map we were supposed to have most of us die, and the only other time we almost got wiped it was because we had to use a backup strategy that requires intentionally incapacitating ourselves
>>127531520
first of all I know that's bait
but I would like to say seriously I used to have that attitude, then my laptop broke and I built a gaming desktop on a whim... holy shit man PC gaming is superior in every way, can't believe it took me so long to come back to it
>>127531673
>When and why did he go off the deep end? I remember him being one of the only 'normal' speedrunners...
came out as trans a few months ago, got weird sometime last year.
What the F-
Why do people ever vote to save the animals? I understand that people aren't out for wrs at agdq, but it's still supposed to be about speed running
I hate marathon strats for the same reason
This is a fantastic lets play
CHOKE
This shit is on pace to be a lets play
>Heavy breathing and absurdly obese man gets violently raped by shitty videogame
>>127531746
>but it's still supposed to be about speed running
not anymore champ
>>127531746
It's become such a meme at this point most of these donations don't even know what run that's for.
>>127531746
kill/save has become a meme, half the people donating for it don't know what it is.
End this shitty run plz
>flawless
>>127531638
link?
I'm feeling WR on this one, guys.
im pretty sure he would have finished like sub 45 if he grabbed the 10 second health after third boss
im not sure what made him think he could skip it but im laughing
>>127531746
marathon strats are kind of needed, if there's a game that will like require a full reset if you screw up some finicky trick
SOME ONE SAVE THIS POOR MAN
>>127531746
>I hate marathon strats for the same reason
occasionally those are justified, even if I don't like it either
>WE MIGHT GET SUB ESTIMATE
>lipotor and propecia
OH MY FUCK HE READ IT
when's hotline?
this guy better hurry up and finish this run, I don't think he has long to live
>lipitor and propecia
holy fuck my sides
that one went over their heads for sure
>>127531938
In two hours at the current pace
MERCY KILL PLEASE
>that straining grunt
This is physically killing him
>>127531938
is it hotline miami 1 or 2?
2 is shit
his face is as red as the couch
>tip my hat
please stop this
i can't take it
>>127532000
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>mercy kill incoming
goose is gonna make speedrunning great again bois
>>127532045
needs HeAvY bReAtHiNg
>they stopped the timer for at least 10 seconds
SUB ESTIMATE
>Normal difficulty
Bahahahahahah
