AGDQ 2016 is live
>Marathons
AGDQ
- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
- speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
SPLATOON WORLD RECORD HABBENIG?
>competent OP
Thanks.
>>127337874
>it wasn't early.
Fuck off, newshitter.
Good OP
>making new threads and getting banned so they get deleted
rofl scv strikes again
MAKE SPEEDRUNNING
GREAT AGAIN
>>127337905
Not speedrunning, fuck off /pol/
Make GDQ white again
This speed run is good desu senpai.
>>127337905
is that Boris Jeltsin?
I really want to fuck a female Inkling.
>>127337905
>>Marathons
>AGDQ
>- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>- speedrun.tv/srgmarathon
>- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016
>>>/v/
I WANT TO WOOMY
>>127338024
I love new posters.
>>127338024
>games done QUICK
>not a speedrun
lmao
>>127338058
fuck off back to /a/ or /jp/ pedo scum
hello, /v/ here
what are going to be the must watch runs of this AGDQ?
talking about either skill or autism
>People bitching about this not being a speedrun
>He is on WR pace
hmm
1st
>>127337905
What happened to no AGDQ discussion on /srg/?
>>127338058
word
![bec14cb34a08441390d3a848b47122f9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kPrNw4x.jpg "bec14cb34a08441390d3a848b47122f9[1].png")
>>127338058
thats the stuff dude
How does the set-up keep getting worse every year?
>please stop
>>127338023
Greetings from Germany
>>127338102
>that first response
lol
>AGDQ
>all the degens come out
speedruns were a mistake
ayyy
good OP make srg great again
ALL THIS UNUSED SPACE
WHYYYYYYYY?
Did they just read the donation someone screenshotted here?
How would you rate this statement:
"If you don't like AGDQ, you don't like speedrunning"
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE GOT READ
who /srg/ here?
ayyyy
>>127338338
Yes they did, Anon.
I want to fill the WOOMY
xth for Forsen our lord and savior
[2 pixel wide ledge skip]
![18j48weujcgewjpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eJMzzrW.jpg "18j48weujcgewjpg[1].jpg")
>>127338253
you think people are going to stick to their guns and resist whining for a full week? gamers have no willpower
Do we have a twitch chat set up anywhere? The AGDQ one is giving me a haemmorhoid
>>127338253
SDA actually has volunteers that spam the marathon on 4chan, they know it and reddit are their #1 sources of income
>>127338253
/pol/acks taken over the speedrun threads to whine about muh sjws, tumblr and cultural marxism.
>>127338058
I wonder how long until the c89 doujin are scanned
>>127338353
Non-speedrunners/10.
>>127338338
He didnt read the gamergate part
![2f896ef45642f149c24811db6a791e3e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fGYBfoI.png "2f896ef45642f149c24811db6a791e3e[1].png")
>>127338445
>de /pol/ boogeyman
>>127338410
http://oddshot.tv/shot/forsenlol-2016010220428476
>watching a trump sub
>>127338410
watching one of the most popular streamers automatically makes you a shitter
Anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that hundreds of audience members and 100k+ online spectators are watching a guy play videogames?
This is our society
>>127338446
How long does it usually take?
>>127338353
Pretty accurate, to be honest.
They should add personal best and world record times to the overlay.
>>127338417
>implying streamboars play games
>ever using the term gamer unironically
>>127338445
You mean /v/, not /pol/ right?
wish they would turn the the girls mic if shes gonna scream everytime he does anything
>>127338513
modern gladiators
>>127338513
What about 2 billion people watching people kick a ball around
>>127338493
implying trump isn't based and best autistic potato
>>127338513
most people watching sure in the hell aren't in awe i can say that much
>>127338592
Why, this isnt about WRs, its about raising $
>>127338513
It's a fact that all speedrunners eventually resort to becoming trannies when they can no longer compete in their respective games. Supporting speedgaming is supporting satan.
>>127338428
srgmarathon
Why is this thread so fucking slow?
Expected a bit more noise T B H
>>127338513
What about all the people who watch povertyball?
>Kill this guy
I'm triggered by this
>>127338216
Just wait until its over and watch the awkward compilation videos.
>>127338757
IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?
>>127338757
there is -literally- nothing interesting to discuss
>>127338669
>reads
>calvin & hobbes, reddit
>composer nobuo uematsu
Why are Nintencucks allowed? They are literally a detriment to the community.
Is Neptunia a good speedgame?
They chose a really good game/runner this year to start things off. Its almost as if this is a... a speedrunning marathon...
Is Nintendogs a good speedgame?
>>127338757
HYPE!!!!
HYOPE!!
WE HYPEPE NOW
>>127338757
speedrunners are a bunch of low energy cucks sadly
>>127338862
prove you arent a marathon shitter
>>127338959
woof
POST MORE SQUID
Good, imagine how this room must smell
>>127339024
>>127338997
I was here when cygfher was in the word cloud
>Please die
>This is a suicide bomb
How can this be allowed? I literally can't breathe right now.
Is it /nofunallowed/ this year?
>suicide
uh... is that allowed?!
>>127339047
don't they throw you out if you smell
>tfw this is probably gonna be the least cringey run this AGDQ
>I'll just follow you
Yeah, fat chance poojeesh
>>127339061
>squid
>>127339110
Ye werster is still banned for autism so literally no fun allowed again this year.
The schedule isn't that bad to be honest. It's not like anything you faggots like would be better.
>Splatoon gets 12 pm on a Sunday
>while Hotline Miami gets 3:20 am on a Tuesday
h-heh ill follow you
>>127339127
no idiot
they spray you with febreeze
>>127339127
Yes, that is an actual rule. The fact that they have/need that rule should tell you how fucking autistic these people are.
Is there going to be any actual SPEEDRUNS ?
Or just a buncha lets plays?
>>127339205
>autism
Can't handle the bantz? Fuck off cunt
>>127339223
go back to bed duke
>>127339223
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game at a normal time
>meme game for the graveyard
I don't see what's wrong with this.
>>127339334
what is this meme???
>>127339319
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game
>casual shooter which is only known for its multiplayer scene
>played in a single player speedrun
>>127339267
don't insult australians by calling the shit that comes out of werster's mouth "bantz"
Peepdeez nuts
>>127339319
>High skillcap
>High strategy
>In a CASUAL KIDS SHOOTER FOR NINTENDO
L
M
A
O
I know this is a bit autistic, but something about males with clutched up/feminine body language is just EXTREMELY triggering to me
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT LIKE FUCKING MEN?
IS IT THAT HARD?
PLEASE
>>127339205
>werster
our FUCKING boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>127339319
>actual high skillcap+high strategy game at a normal time
give me a fucking break, splatoon """"fans"""" are just in it for the pedo shit
>>127339459
They don't have room.
>>127339459
Because they are 4 fatties squishing on a 2 seater sofa
look how much more space they'd have if they cropped the game
>>127339459
Its probably the only way to fit that many people on that tiny IKEA couch.
>>127339459
what's with the massive heads
>>127339459
Why do the two on the left on the back couch look like their heads are comically huge?
>>127339258
>two hour Rayman run
>two one hour Kirby runs
>6 JRPG runs
What do you think?
great dancing guys
>>127339459
thats 4 dudes on a love seat. good luck manspreading.
How tolerant, progressive, and inclusive out of 10 is this year's AGDQ?
dance party HOYP
>2nd couch not amused
EVERYBODY DANCE
>get ready to dance
TIME TO CLOSE THE TAB
>>127339628
>first runner is a cis white male
what a god damn joke
marathon shitter here
ask me anything
>all this FISTING
omo
https://youtu.be/zyCbrhwK_ek?t=15s
>>127338216
It's all autism.
>EVERYBODY DANCE!
>nobody dances
REMOVE CUNTremove cunt
d-dance!
Y'ALL READY TO DANCE?!
This is a good run and the runner is actually not autistic or disgusting. Good start for AGDQ 2016.
Did you see how they fucked up the timer?
They stopped it awhile ago and kept it stopped for about half a minute
>>127339683
do you like it here
Yay~!
>>127339732
Wow, sub 53 guys :)))))
WOOOOWWW
WOOOW
WOW
>Still didnt get a WR
Who cares?
>double couches
>audience pushed back into the abyss
They are still going down that path?
On the other hand lighting is way better than last year.
WOW
SUB
53!
>>127339578
>>127339718
not enough secret strats for my taste
Now it's fixed
>>127339679
>not the penis edit
Wow, it wasn't complete shit
>>127339706
oldboi here
ask me anything
>>127338331
what the hell would you put there
It was ok
>>127339854
How old are you oldboi
>>127338897
nice meme
(not really)
>>127339845
yes it was
>>127339854
how much have you donated so far?
>>127339807
goyim its not games event donate some money to prevent cancer
>>127339836
post it
I thought Mike told them to cut out the IF THERE IS ANY EXTRA TIME I COULD SHOW OFF THIS TOTALLY NOT BORING SHIT?
>>127339854
honey or nero?
and why?
>>127339885
It's a meme ya dip.
>>127339854
What's it like having arthritis?
>>127339829
>>127339578
You barely improved anything.
Good job, wasting your time for nothing.
>>127339854
newboi here
teach me speedrun
>>127339845
>>127339904
It was shit you stupid fucking Nintendrones. The very fact that he was close to his WR shows that it's a fucking shit speed game.
Wow wtf? Speedrun a game and not even watch the credits? What has this community become? baka
MARATHON SEASON IS HERE!!!
NEWBABS OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GO TO VEE!!!
SERG IS FOR SERGIANS!!!
SPLATOON IS FOR THE PEOPLE!!!
>>127339718
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGDQ IS A BLUNDER
THE BLUNDEROUST BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>blueglass's pure laugh
good to be back
Kappa //
>>127340007
>caring about the autists who make shitty games riddled with bugs and glitches that can only be enjoyed by autists who purposefully cheat for no reason other than to feel good for once in their pathetic, miserable lives
uhh
>>127340024
i want to cum inside blueglass!
what's this fucking esports shit again
>Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
fixed
>have glasses
>be fat
Perfect fit for the AGDQ audience.
>interview
>>127339946
sig dumpstered both those ricepickers
>>127339981
>WR holder was close to WR
>Therefore it was shit
Amazing logic, /v/.
for real though, his control was super tight.
props.
>>127339938
>donating money to keep the business running
BAZINGA
Jew Spotted
BUT MOOOOOM
this guy comes to the practice room while you're speedgaming and steals your girl. what do you do?
>>127340116
its fucking splatoon. pull your head out of your ass
>crowd not afraid to talk and make noise
oh lordy
>stay fresh
>gotta go fast
>greetings from germany
which one is your favorite meme?
POST-GAME INTERVIEW, WE ESPN NOW.
>>127340161
fuck him up
That wasn't too bad, I expected it to be worse.
>Interviews
This isn't esports fuck off
AGDQ drinking game for alcoholics anonymous
Drink any time they play a non-nintendo game
Interviews done quick
>>127339981
you are incredibly stupid
where's biinny
http://strawpoll.me/6440355
http://strawpoll.me/6440355
http://strawpoll.me/6440355
bazinga spotted
>>127340114
>dedicate your whole waken time to be the best at a game
>be proud to beat two people who played casually after work
They both had so much bette rmechanics than sig, he literally bruteforced himself into the scene.
WHERE IS NARCISSA FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
>>127340212
get ready for analysis desk after
I can't believe one of those autistic faggots brought their mom with them.
why dont they use this for game layout ?
ITT: People that have never played Splatoon try to have an opinion on the game, however they are all objectively wrong.
>>127340294
Who?
>>127340268
better than i expected to be honest/ minimal cringe and spaghetti.
>>127339718
>not autistic or disgusting.
too cringey for my tastes desu senpai
>>127340218
I don't want to stay sober through this you cunt
Is that the faggot we did it reddit fuck?
>not taking your mom to agdq
>>127340257
You are a cuck and most likely a /v/edditor
is that motherfucker wearing one of those jew hats?
>>127340294
you mean cosmo?
>>127340278
Oh my fuck
>>127340294
I don't think this is speedgaming guys!
>>127340265
>biny pays for 2 gdq trips to america in a row
>doesn't get to play his game
literally cucked by the inhale crew
Nice /mlp/ banner
>>127340324
fatguy cam would be a good speedgame.
>>127340343
ONLY THE STRONGEST MOST INDPENDENT WOMAN IN ALL OF SPEEDGAMING YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK
de jew
>>127340286
>it is bad that the more dedicated speedrunner is considered better than two literal casuals
https://strawpoll.me/6440378
https://strawpoll.me/6440378
https://strawpoll.me/6440378
>super monkey bore blitz
can't wait for rayman
please tell me someone is making a webm out of the mom readjusting her pants
right fuck now
STIV SPOTTED
>hey
I know this sounds mean, but how is it even possible to let your body get that fucking obese?
You've basically given up on your life, I just can't understand the mindset behind it
Like, at what point did you just say to yourself: "I want to be miserable for the rest of my excistence"?
oh boy interviews. everybodys favourite
Why is Feasel so perfect?
feasel sold out
Audio mixing done shit
>>127340301
>THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Fuck you
oh look another esports interview this shit is a fucking embarrassment.
Uncle Feasel :3c
>splatoon is super out there
>>127340445
Cosmo go away.
>>127340485
It's all genetic, anon. That's why there have always been the same proportion of obese people.
>>127340493
i want to caress his silky smooth cheeks
>>127340493
He got fat, look at that 2nd chin he has going now.
>>127340542
Hey didnt you like it?!?!!?
>>127340485
>Posting that about a speedrunner
They could be the fittest faggot in the world they'd still be a waste of human resource
>How do you feel being at AGDQ?
Can we get away from these cookie cutter questions?
>the splatoon runner isn't an autistic embarrassment
Will AGDQ finally be redeemed without shitwix and caleb?
Miles getting fatter every year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>127340485
ITS MY BODY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT
>>127340457
No, I just said he lack finesse and mechanics. His playstyle is crude, not very gracious. If esp. honey invested more time he'd crush sig at that time.
>>127340485
>>127340609
This, look at Caleb.
i just want to watch speedgames, why are they just sitting there talking.
>>127340640
He said he just got into speedrunning, that explains it.
>>127340690
>Caleb
heh
>>127340617
Yeah, let's get to the real questions.
>Where's Mike?
>How much are you pocketing here?
>>127340421
those are cockabos
dafuq is this Esports interview shit? I suppose there is a better chance of seeing these peoples autism but seriously just play your game fast and shut up.
