>Marathons
AGDQ
- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
- speedrun.tv/agdq
- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/agdq
- speedrun.tv/srg
>>127323521
freak off seriously, FREAK THE FREAK OFF
Dont mind me, just dont wanna be a new ip cakeboi when the thing starts
"Objectively good" isn't a term that can be used when describing which games you like or not.
>>127323521
Greetings from Germany!
is summit elite?
>>127323576
Greetings from germany I love seeing my favourite games getting D E S T R O Y E D all for a good cause. Keep up the good work and save the animals! ^_^
>>127323673
maybe when he runs golden eye he can become
Will there be PC set ups longer than the games again
I got one of our girl's WRs!
It hasn't been added to her website yet though ;(
>>127323726
The setups are already as fast as they can human possibly be thanks to the professional team hired by Mike Uyama LLC.
PCs are just made for spreadsheets and very wonky for gayming.
What do speedrunners smell like?
why arent new gdqs fun at all to watch
the old ones are fun even if its some shit game and shit runner
>>127323809
big bags of sand
>tfw a 69 year old billionaire makes better tweets than young speed memers
can you believe this, just kill yourselves desu senpaitachi
i don't want it to start, i want to remain comfy
>>127323761
I hope your name is Trannylover64
>>127323714
is our boi barry going?
>>127323747
It shows off that you don't have a grain of self respect because you're too beta and geeky to find another girl that DOES respect you.
>>127323809
My dick
>>Marathons
>AGDQ
>- https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>- speedrun.tv/agdq
>- https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016
>>127323826
OLD events: Speedrunners organizing meetups themself and allowing donation son the side
Now: DONATIONS DONATIONS DONATIONS DONATIONS oraganized by Mike Uyama LLC and speedrunners being used as tool to achieve even more donations.
>>127323929
I was afraid she'd remove it if I did, so it's just serg
>>127323978
Shame duke wasn't allowed at agdq this year but hey that's what he gets for swearing on stream one time too many
>>127323976
Anime! AGDQ starts in 2 hours and 40 minutes. Make sure you're up in time and get hype!
>>127323826
theyre afraid of turning away viewers and therefore donations, so they try to pander to normies which means NO FUN
>>127324019
People can remove mario maker WRs?
SERG dies tonight
>>127324076
Narcissa could just not put it on the site
Considering that it hasn't been added yet, I assume that she updates it manually herself
Guys, is this legit?
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>>127324117
shut up anime
Reminder that zeldathon collected 250k by just playing games and having fun with people. All that with never breaking 10k views.
>>127324117
>spelled right
now it won't
>>127324172
No, she uses a bot that crawls the records automatically every hour. I doubt she would know how to remove records.
>>127324208
Zeldathon was even less about speedrunning than a GDQ
>>127324193
No but this one is.
http://pastebin.com/XdLXXeCe
>>127324193
holy shit duke.... you went too far this time...
>>127324193
>wanted to post this
>pastebin now randomly puts ads in the middle of the text if you copypaste it
>>127324172
>>127324274
>she
>>127324274
Okay I changed my name to Shemale
>>127324735
kys
>>127324735
>2016
>still not recognizing her real gender
>>127323826
Older ones were more novel
You've seen the same old cringy autistic shit year after year now so it's inevitably going to become stale.
I just got a trans record
anyone got a link to a AGDQ drama discord ?
>>127324797
*kysses u back*
>>127324930
I was doing mediocre in my speed game so I'm transitioning my time from any% to100% because all the categories are arbitrary
I see they are starting strong this year. Leave it to the jew to know whats sellin'...
>>127325396
/aco/ was made as a containment board so people would their shitty drawings there instead of white people boards
Why isn't puwexil doing anything???
Pretty sure we all agreed there would be no AGDQ discussion here. take it to /v/ fags
>>127325657
who is "we"?
>>127325527
Oh sorry I forgot where I was for a second. Here is a version cleared for autist consumption...
>>127325814
i miss the reimu plushie
>>127325965
remove 2hu
>>127325965
Sorry buddy but dolls get in the way of what really counts: No, not the runners, DONATIONS!
>>127326192
this looks like autism
the fun kind of autism
>>127326235
All the fun people are gone
Radical larry the speed midget, buff half-asian, tie on head guy, our bois...
Gone, all gone
reminder PCF is a scam
>>127326235
Too bad Mike banned fun after SGDQ 2013.
>>127326192
if anything you'd think the dolls brought more donations.
>>127325814
You are the one posting pornographic images of 10 year olds, don't call other people autistic bro.
>>127325814
>>127325965
secondary shit for shitters who can't even 1cc the games on ez difficulty
understreams where
>>127323761
https://twitter.com/narciwrbot/status/683664343838404608
lmao
>>127326358
and attempts of it were killed soon after and never allowed to even think about happening again
>>127326401
Memewater got some nice mammal glands in this picture.
>>127326565
dude nice
>>127326401
Me on the left
>>127326401
Nice tits
>>127326519
not allowed unless you want to be banned
minion will fag one out to force himself more
>>127326619
>>127326581
delete this
when does the autism start?
>>127326581
he's clearly in heat
>>127326565
why the fuck is the gender relevant
>>127326738
That's just part of the name
>>127326715
2hrs
>>127326581
How else will he feed that whale he keeps
>>127326715
When does it ever stop...?
>>127326779
oh I see now. thats pretty funny
>tfw no cute gf to cuddle and watch agdq with ;__;
>>127326401
his shirt pulling technique was sick
>>127326715
for you it started about twenty years ago :^)
>>127326841
>actually watching agdq
Please tell me you lot haven't fallen for this meme again
>>127326715
Man I really thought cosmo was back on track with that meleeautism + speedrunautism event. But he just fell even deeper into the abyss shotly after.
ALso post >speedrun overlays.
>>127326841
That's a guy
>>127326962
I see that Narcissa has made you confused.
So are the couches gone or just not being listed on the schedule?
>>127327053
they are doing the double couch meme again so probably just not listed
I don't know if I will make it, guys.
Not sure if I can survive this week constantly being reminded of beautiful misskaddykins knowing I'll never have her
>>127326962
So?
>>127326946
Thanks for reminding me AGDQ usually gets a decent Humble Bundle
I get 4 hours of sleep until spikevegeta plays rayman legends. wish me luck boys
>>127327164
>meme game
>meme game
>meme game
>pay $25 to Scam Foundation to unlock all meme games
>>127327378
How the fuck is PCF a scam foundation???
>>127327507
le paying our ceo 270k a year while printing pamphlets charity
>>127326519
Is werster gonna make another understream where he is salty as fuck?
>>127327583
Ok can you explain this to me without memeing like a fucking child?
>>127327164
Last time they had none. The one time they had one it was good though. Got it for shantae.
>>127327507
None of the money goes to cancer research. It all just goes to "raising awareness" and the CEO's pockets. It's a business, not a goodwill organization. AGDQ is just one of the many events bought by the PCF.
>>127327718
>citation needed
>>127327647
they pay their ceo 270k a year while printing pamphlets
>>127327718
>>127327778
So its not a scam then
You are acting like it is called the RESEARCH cancer foundation.
No it is the PREVENT cancer foundation and by "raising awareness" (Note that those are pretty important) they help people learn about how to not get cancer.
TL:DR Shitters from /srg/ are mad they will never ever get invited to an important speedurnning event.
>>127327763
They accounting is public, senpai.
Who /watchingourboiwitwixinsteadofAGDQ/ here
>niggers who literally take 5 minutes to mulligan
can you just fuck off m8s
>>127327826
>speedrunning
>important
>>127327838
So post it you dumb fuck.
you know that /v/ is here when somebody is actually defending PCF lol..................................................................................
>>127327826
I agree, you know a charity is good when the ceo needs 270k a year instead of putting that money towards their cause
>>127327906
How do we make /srg/ for whites only again?
![d4c83741c237546bc4350e0fcc9a5db0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CubCjos.jpg "d4c83741c237546bc4350e0fcc9a5db0[1].jpg")
>>127327826
Oh yeah, this is just important as the work MSF is doing.
>>127328096
Make the thread virgins only
>>127328061
So Mike take's 50% of the donations, 6% goes to Carolyn, 30% goes to cover the event expenses and the rest 14% goes to what ever "Prevent Cancer" stickers PCF is ordering from China this year.
>>127327841
Yeah me because that other le soo hard xD mario romhack stream is just unfun with how awful the hack is.
>>127328025
Ur right, CEO's should work for free!!!!!
It's also one of the worst cancer "charity" organizations there is. They don't release all their financial information etc.
>>127328389
You're right, CEOs working for a non-profit charity should be rich instead of care about their charity
>>127328096
Nkr stream
>>127327826
Listen to literally any of the donations read on the stream and you'll see why people think PCF is being dishonest. Everyone donating thinks they're working on a cure for cancer
>>127328241
No
Mike taker 50% of the donations, pays all event costs and keeps the rest
Then the 50% goes to PCF, where Carolyn gets 6% of ALL their proceeds for the year.
Get it fucking right
>>127328061
>Donations will be processed through our website and all funds will go directly to the charity of choice via PayPal.
>>127328389
shoo, back to reddit
>>127328141
Agree.
Remember to give 'em a squeeze.
>>127328218
Why does he sound like the fat bald diabeetus meme dude?
CAKE BOI REPORTING IN
WHERES THE MEMES @
HAHA HHAAH J/K
>>127327826
Anyone have the "there's no hope for you my nigga" vocaroo? I've lost it.
>>127328496
DO you have concrete proof other than 4chan hyperbole that they arent??!?!?!
Please fucking post it so I can lel.
>>127328451
Do you realize how fucking stressfull being a CEO is? One wrong move and you can tank your entire organziation and be blackballed from worknig 4ever
>>127328552
>...and then the charity will send the money back to us, you dumb faggots
Just follow these easy steps to prevent caner!
>>127328564
>wearing a brah under theoranges
>>127328451
Being a CEO is hell on earth mate
http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/03/12/ceo.health.warning/
https://www.quora.com/How-difficult-is-it-to-be-a-CEO
>>127328496
Tru preventing cancer isnt exactly kicking its butt......
>>127328625
>Do you realize how fucking stressfull being a CEO is?
Not very when you're in charge of a company whose whole business model is that people give you money in exchange for nothing.
>>127328625
>DO you have concrete proof other than 4chan hyperbole that they arent??!?!?!
You already fucking said yourself what they were working on: Awareness.
In fact, here is their own description of their work:
>The Prevent Cancer Foundation is a 501(c)3 non-profit founded in 1985 and is the only nonprofit in the United States focused solely on cancer prevention and early detection.
>SOLEY ON CANCER PREVENTION AND EARLY DETECTION
http://preventcancer.org/our-work/
>>127328698
Thanks Mike! Will we be seeing you this year during AGDQ?
>>127328810
>focused solely on cancer prevention and early detection.
Basically they spend the money making "grope your balls and tits regularly" youtube videos.
>>127328925
Link
>no good runs until 120 star
*sigh*
>>127328719
So why do they do it?
>>127328925
How can you say they're a scam when they're completely up front about it?
make sure you guys catch left 4 dead 2
every year there are so many people kicking and screaming while denying the fact that PCF is a scam. why WOULDN'T you take advantage of the retards? can't say i blame uyama at this point
You guys are alright, don't go to AGDQ tomorrow
>>127329074
Monkey Ball and Kirby: Squeak Squad are pretty good.
Why can't they just speedrun this marathon so it'd be over faster.
You guys are idiots.
Splatoon will be one of the best runs of AGDQ 2016.
>>127328440
>Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation
Oh my fuck. What is this?
>>127329102
just wait until you hear the donation comments they will gladly read out without correcting
>>127326070
MR. NO FUN ALLOWED
>>127329074
>tfw working during all the garbage and getting home in time to watch cheese break another hori
>>127329258
they shake down kids who have lemonade stands
>>127329097
The money.
The pay is so high to compensate for the physical stressors of the position
>>127329051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI3lMttHXWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yrhOWUI-8
is b_ gonna b there
>>127329162
WHat an awfully shitty design with very mediocre games. Glad that turd died.
>>127329258
They have a black guy with a jar
>>127329375
b_ is b_&
>>127329205
Diddy Kong Racing and Super Mario Kart are also pretty good.
do you people even like speedrunning?
>>127329258
>Our mission is to raise money and awareness of childhood cancer causes, primarily for research into new treatments and cures, and to encourage and empower others, especially children, to get involved and make a difference for children with cancer.
Even this is better than PFC, at least they are looking for a cure.
>>127329345
What use is lots of money if you're always too stressed about losing your money to really enjoy it?
>>127329436
Fact: You can't speedrun racing games.
>Tfw I only have $2000 to donate this year.
Fuck man, usually I would give $2000 alone to kill the animals.
I have no fucking idea what to do now. Guess I will have to wiat to see the prizes offered
Games Done Quick is more about Let's Plays with occasional Speed Running then speedrunning nowadays.
I'm fine with that.
>>127329513
to provide for your 10 white children
>>127329513
Welcome to the question this is almost as old as time itself
how mad are cartoonshitters?
Just a reminder that your donations are used to make ads like these. 100% of the "program expenses" of PCF are used to promote PCF. This charity helps nobody but its own board members.
>>127329646
No. It's Let's Plays with occasional racing.
>No sidestreams allowed
>No swearing on camera
>Always stop talking when donations are being read out
>50 people rereading donation messages over and over to ensure no innuendos slip through and the only ones that make it through are KICK CANCERS BUTT SAVE DA ANIMALS HOYP HOYP HOYP CMON EVERYONE HOYP
>Tiny build logo bigger than the game window
>No fun allowed on the couch
>Serious time repeatedly interrupted for donations
Get ready for the worst AGDQ ever folks.
>>127329532
actually you can lmao.
i love all these dumb fuck rules you guys make up.
>>127329582
have you considered killing yourself
slayer should honestly just run fc3 again.
I miss those times
>>127329513
Poorfags are the real winners since they have nothing to lose.
We need someone to sneak in a donation that mentionsmy wife's son
>>127330000
worst quads ever
i see we're all in /v/ ;^)
>>127329842
This is a professional scam! We can't be having anyone showing any signs of fun!!
>>127329894
word
>>127329582
that actually annoys me how they say how much money has been put towards killing or saving the animals
they act like they wouldnt have gotten the donations if it werent for shitty metroid
>>127329582
here's your (you)
>>127323714
Where did the greetings from Germany meme start?
>>127330175
swedes needed to deflect from the greetings from sweden meme
>>127330000
ya blew it, there's literally 5+ GDQ employees watching this thread looking for "trolling" and bomb threats.
Should I put my donation towards devil may cry 3 or 4?
>>127330275
DMC games are great but the runs are pretty boring in my opinion. Would rather watch 3 if I had to choose though.
>>127326797
is pie part gook?
I came here because /v/ was too fast
Hi!
Whenever anyone says that the donators don't realise their money is going toward an awareness-only foundation, just look at how they're phrased. "Let's kick cancer's butt!" is the meme/most common one, and even it implies something active. Most people think they are donating to a charity that is actively working on ending cancer. Prevention is important, and so is spreading awareness on how to check yourself, as early detection will give you a better chance when it comes to fighting it, but if anyone was upfront with what they're doing (i.e. at any point, the person reading donations pointed out that someone's comment was wrong), I think people would start to take issue with the charity, when there are so many others that do more.
>>127330523
I guess you could say /v/ were speedrunning their threads.
1 HOUR HOYP!
>>127330618
fuggin this.
i would be 100% fine if they would donated the money to MSF or else
>>127326565
my fucking sides jesus
someone post >de slouch
Wait a minute...
>>127330790
dont have it but you can have this instead
>>127330717
This made me go back to /v/
hey guys when does agdq start
I'm at AGDQ and I want kffc to sit on my face
>>127330931
dude you just missed it
>>127330618
They constantly say that PCF is for cancer prevention and early detection. Constantly saying
>w-w-w-well you know pcf doesn't actually research cures
you not only kill what is supposed to be an upbeat mood to the event but these people aren't hearing every other time it's stated, what makes you think they'd hear it then?
>>127330961
Ask her.
>>127330879
more of T-Rex pls
>running cd-based games
Enjoy your mzltiple frames lost
>>127330175
Every 2nd donation, actually even more than that had that phrase last event. At least the comments that got read out loud.
>>127330879
remember to sit up straight in your chair!
someone PLEASE post the narci buttplug pic
>>127331157
i wish there was more lolidom
>>127331236
>>127329430
wtf
>>127330275
You really want to see dmc 4? The same levels and bosses 2 times?
Grüße aus Deutschland!
>>127330879
>Americlaps
I almost forgot about the incessant fucking clapping
>>127330879
FINAL FANTASY NOT EVEN ONCE
NO BLUEGLASS NO WATCH
NO BLUEGLASS NO WATCH
NO BLUEGLASS NO WATCH
NO BLUEGLASS NO WATCH
NO BLUEGLASS NO WATCH
REMOVE AGDQ
STAY ON /v/
>>127331035
>you not only kill what is supposed to be an upbeat mood to the event
You mean like mike removed all fun from the event?
>>127331157
CD based games are the most competitive games
*installs to SSD*
>mfw I don't know any speedrunner, dont care about the drama and just can enjoy watching the games get broken
>>127330879
UN FUCKING REAL
>>127330873
Is that from this year?
>>127331035
The thing is, in >CURRENT YEAR everybody knows cancer is bad. Everyone knows to go to the doctor and to live a healthy lifestyle and you'll minimize your risk of cancer, but that doesn't stop them from going to Mcdonalds every day and smoking two packs of cigarettes.
Putting up posters saying "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR IT'S IMPORTANT" is the most insignificant, worthless attempt to increase awareness of cancer I can think of. If someone seriously doesn't know to go to the doctor for a regular check up, a poster won't change that.
What people don't know, for some reason, is that there is not and will never be a "cure" for cancer. It's not a strain, a virus or anything like that. It's a state where some of the cells in your body are harming you, a tumor that affects your organ's ability to function properly. You can't just "cure" every single thing that could cause cancer. Treatment options have gotten better, sure, but the billions of dollars that get poured into cancer research every year mostly go to waste. But companies like PCF are the worst of the worst, because they don't even do anything except line their pockets.
>but you're killing the mood
That happened 3-4 years ago when GDQs became "a thing". Now the entire event is just a corporate cash grab.
>>127331587
>Is that from this year?
Yes
https://twitter.com/DonSvenne/status/683679454384623616
MingLee
>>127331581
Greetings from Germany. Kill the animals!
>>127331581
>mfw i was a cosmo fan
>>127330879
who's the kpop though?
No really, what happened to Mike?
>>127331741
NICE FUCKING MEME THIS IS SRG NOT REDDIT FUCKER
Here's some marathon service for you, /srg/. You deserve it!
>>127331759
>he was a cosmo fan!
>>127331818
all the categories are arbitrary
>>127331818
Let's kick cancer's butt! Save the animals!
Reminder that they will remove you for having too much fun
>>127331836
now that's a gamer girl
Reminder that these marathons contribute a third to PCF's annual income.
>>127331759
I know that feel desu, though I started getting bored of his stream in 2014 and then meme magic made him a fucking tranny
>>127331836
>2 fat and ugly beta fucks fighting over an ugly fat creature
This community really could not sink any lower if it tried
>>127331759
I was a cosmo fan back when you had to find streams yourself or use wooty's tracker on SDA. He used to be a chill dude, I remember a stream after he graduated where he was interacting (actually interacting, not >thanks for donations!) with chat while getting drunk and doing stupid shit in OoT. I think he also went over the old 5 hour OoT speedrun from 2003-2004, reviewing it and just explaining stupid shit about the history of the game.Yes, the 5 hour speedrun was spliced, I am aware
It's heartbreaking to see how far he's fallen.
>>127331858
Once upon a time, man. Once upon a time. This was back in like...2007?
Any neets in here wanna slurp on daddies cummies???
>>127331707
I miss lan parties.
Have the GDQs been approved to become a Certified Safe Space™ yet seeing as they get their kicks out of sucking the life out of everyone and turning it into a hugbox?
>>127331236
>go to thailand
>tell her I want her to be more assertive, be mean, chain me up and do some orgasm denial
>she says nothing, just lays back and turns her head away, not even looking at me
>finish in her and leave without tipping
This is why I stick to 2d
>>127331934
reminder that these marathon's also contribute 100% of Mike Uyama's annual income as well
>>127331995
They could all be on hormones.
>>127331889
story?
>>127332135
No fun allowed.
