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Your World Is Upside Down

>Whats New:
Greymane on the 12th maybe

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.


>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130

Previously on /hotsg/: >>127150049
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http://www.hotslogs.com/Player/MatchHistory?PlayerID=1396031

Thread reminder that zeratul isn't shit
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I want to pet Li Li
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>>127262580
too bad
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Best girl
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>>127263425
>that build
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>>127263537
It was a fuck everything group with /v/ one night.

We wanted to do 5 specialists all with lane buffing builds like Infest. We decided we needed a healer and someone wanted to do Valla because dailies, so that's what we went with.
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>>127263172
Having trouble staying grounded?
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why is tyrande suddenly OP? been out of the loop for a while, what changed between johanna patch and now?
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>>127242091
Glad someone else agrees. Seems like the main artist/concept person for the HOTS hero appearances can't do jackshit with female faces as well as drawing eyes with any character. Shitload of same face going on with the females especially. I don't care that they're ugly or pretty.
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>>127263172
>lili draws
>not lewd
why?
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>>127263830
Scaling changes. Nerfs to some heroes, buffs to others. The three top heroes right now are Tyrande, Muradin and Kael.
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>>127264030
Worst part is they usually do a really good job with female character designs, it's just that art fucking sucks.
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>>127264030
no waifus
ded game
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>>127263830
It started with the morales patch, but the new scaling really fucked over the majority of the roster
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>>127263830
scaling changes, chain stun meta
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>>127263418
>implying you don't delete replays of lost games
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>>127264240
>>127263830
also they made her Shadowstalk useful or w/e its called.
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>>127264063
Sometimes they don't need to be!
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>>127264063
lili is for fun and cute not lewd
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>>127263830
A fuck ton of things changed.
Scaling completely reworked. All heroes start with roughly old level 10 stats now.
Cleanse doesn't make you unstoppable anymore
Tyrande's shadowstalk no longer reveals enemies now puts a heal over time on teammates at level 20 it gives +40% movement speed
Zeratul's void prison cast range was reduced, worm hole's active time was reduced, and his Focused Attacks was replaced with a unique version
Jaina's slow got nerfed & frost elemental doesn't chill nearby enemies when summoned
Johanna's shield doesn't stun as long

Not to mention all the new heroes
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playing around with iceblock's animation freeze is fun
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Hey /hotsg/, I haven't posted for a few days. Hope it hasn't been too dead with one less poster
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>>127265814
xD
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>>127265831
Tell me your thoughts on Trump.
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>>127264427
thanks for the nightmares
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>>127265937
>Look mom, I posted it again!
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>>127265831
Blizzard shut down USEast and I now assume it's your fault for being absent
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>>127266078
>le funneh face
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>>127266045
I think you could do worse and vote for a literal piece of shit
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>>127266272
tuck frump!
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>>127266045
one of the few tolerable streamers desu
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should i ever take on conjurer's pursuit or arcane intellect on jaina?
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anyone notice how absolutely pissed off illidan looks?
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>>127267357
FEEL THE HATRED OF 10,000 YEARS!
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What's the difference between Rehgar's Healing Totem and Healing Ward?
Healing Totem can be taken at lvl 1 instead of lvl 4, anything else?
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>>127266051
that's not the nightmare here
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>>127268179
Totem lasts 15s and ward lasts 10s?
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>stories of shitters

noticed this guy while watching khaldor bitch about perfectly reasonable qm's yesterday
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who has the best trait
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>>127268485
>buying that many heroes
>not training any of them to level 5
christ
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>>127268485
I hate khaldor
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>>127268848
Illidan too bad he sucks right now
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>>127268485
Looks like a giant faggot
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>>127263172
>>127263795
dat cameltoe
furfags really are disgusting
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>>127268485
This is a fully grown adult. Need to see his hotslog
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Why is this game so fucking bursty

Fights are decided in the first 2 seconds because some retard didn't have perfect positioning and now you are a hero down and dead
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>>127269240
dota and league is the exact same. That's why positioning is so important.
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>>127269160
It's canonical, senpai. Her in game model has a massive camel toe
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>>127269240
Most fights Come down to what side can land the most cc and instagib who ever is unlucky enough to get caught.
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why did they remove mines instead of garden of terror?

babysitting the enemy terror and destroying all his plants is boring as fuck, but you have to do it every time. our team was getting stomped but won with second terror by just decimating their mid keep + core with it since they ignored it. strongest objective of all the maps
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>>127269485
that's not a cameltoe, anon, that's a butt crease. that is not where vaginas are
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>>127269485
>>127269684
>>127269160
Reminder that she was based on metzen's daughter.
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>>127269986
You mean Samwise. Not the king of coke.
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>>127269684
I dont think butts normally go all the way up and around like that
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Is Gorge actually better than Bile? How often should I be taking it? Bile seems so good, you slow their entire fucking team. I would think with Gorge you eat something and then proceed to just die under focus.
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>>127269986
>>127270086
Metzens daughter is the reason they covered up Sylvanas though
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>>127269986
Wasn't that Kerrigan?
Hence why she can go SSJ for no reason
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small maps, gorge is the way to go becuase you eat them and pull them into your base.
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>>127270231
>eat someone
>run them back behind your gate
>??????
>profit

Or bring them back into your team, eliminating them from the fight, and kill them when the other team runs from the 4v5. Good times.
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Dead game.
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>>127268408
???
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>>127270284
"Dad how come every man in Warcraft is a 8+ foot tall ripped shirtless lioncloth wearing God"

How come boys don't ask this stupid shit but girls do?
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>>127269510
Garden is fine.
Remove BHB
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Anyone else triggered by this green facepaint ruining their waifu's beauty?
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>>127270231
> Hard of hearing and wear hearing aids.
> playing stitches. About to initiate into the last 5v5 of the game for the win.
> all of a sudden I hear farting noises, horrified that I pressed Bile too early. I go in and start the fight.
> turns out it's just my friend on mumble making fart noises to announce that he has returned from the bathroom.

We lost that game.
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>>127271864
kek
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>>127270231
Gorge sucks
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>>127272065
it's valid vs chogall
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Greater Spell Shield is Lunara best talent, my deaths would probably be triple without it.
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>this team
I love this game.
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>>127272551
>TLV dying 28 times
Bad TLVs getting away with terrible play because of dumb game mechanic.
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>>127272559
???
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>>127272559
>he thinks thats bad
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>>127272756
>Each Viking give triple a normal hero's xp on death
Vikings fixed?
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Good thing about being a bronzie is having other bronzies as enemies.
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What hero should I master to make people think I'm intelligent?
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>>127272559
>>127273015
blue has a way better team than red in both of these
what are you guys bitching about?
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>>127273436
IF you were in this game, jesus christ you would of lost your mind.
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>log into Overwatch, see angeltits
>log into Heroes, see LOLIMSORANDUM TOOTHPASTE GURL HEE HEE
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When are people going to stop picking Lunara?
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>>127274148
Fuck you for getting into Overwatch.

I'm mad jelly.
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These fucking teams
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>>127273015
>>127273326
>>127273436
I wasn't bitching.
I unironically said "I love this game" because I explained to my team in hero select that we should probably pick good characters and they agreed and we got a good team.
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>>127273015
>anub
my negro
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>>127274148
I hope Overwatch runs okay on the lowest settings on my craptop. Blizzard games usually run okay on terrible machines as long as I drag the sliders all the way down to PS1 level graphics.
I'm so buying it when it comes out.
I don't even care about the fact that it's going to be dead by the time it's officially released
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>morales on enemy team
>after every teamfight: FOCUS MORALES
>GUYS FOCUS MORALES AND WE WIN
>WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU KILLING MORALES
>OMFG NOOBS FOCUS MORALES
>both our warriors jump in to focus morales
>their team is free to wreck our backline
>WHERE THE FUCK IS FOCUS???
getting pretty tired of this meme
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>>127269160

>furfags are disgusting
>looking at furry genitals

It's time to come out of the furry closet young lady.
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>>127275931
>don't focus the tank
>tank proceeds to isolate and murder the squishy of his choice while everyone dicks around trying to hit someone else
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>our nova afk for about 8 minutes
>enemy team destroys all of our outer forts
>it's hopeless.jpg
>nova get's back and says sorry
>turn the game around with some kills
>they go for boss at 20 min mark and we gank them with the help of Elune, wipe
Idk how we won this shit.
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>>127275095
As much as people around here are bitching about it not being free, I keep seeing people falling over themselves sucking the game off, putting it on game of year lists, and shit like that
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>Its my teams fault that I keep losing
>Its matchmakings fault that I keep losing
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>>127277490
literal bronze, how can you suck so bad
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>>127277490
literally who?
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Is the monk still as good as he used to?
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>>127276850
>ETC
>Tyrande
>Kerrigan for just a little extra CC and burst

Gee, I wonder how.
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>enemy team 2nd picks chogall
>no anub pick on our team
>fucking retards get destroyed by upheaval EVERY FUCKING TIME
>offered a free win and refused it
guess what, we lost, because fucking retards have no idea how to deal with chogall
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>>127278462
Yea he's the best support I'd say.
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WHEN
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>>127279049
CHEN WITH BEER COOLER WHEN
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>>127279049
nigga what
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>>127278903
Good, good, I was thining about putting a hand on him, I have pretty abandoned all the supports
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I'm bored. Give me something to draw. I want to test my skills.
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>>127279329
Li Li riding Lunara
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>Our Kael calls me a noob for picking Raynor because "omg why do people pick raynor after we already have kael" and "both are useless until lvl 13" and proceeds to leave the draft while our team was KT/Mura/Raynor/Morales/The Mysterious Question Mark Man

what.
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>>127279329
Cho'Gall riding Lili
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>>127279329
Anub'arak cuddling zagara
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>127279329
Johanna flashing a hero/heroes, off-screen if you're lazy.

And I mean as in exposing her mammary glands.
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>>127279329
Gordon Freeman catching Lunara's belly with his crowbar while she leaps over him.
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>>127279848
The Crusade calls.
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>>127280109
The fem crusader from Tier 3 is actually very down to earth and bro-tier, cynical even. Total opposite of uptight, stick-up-their-ass stereotypical lawful good type.
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>>127279049
I want a one piece swimsuit Li Li more than anything in this game.
They can make the game even more shit in return.
I want to take on a radical wave with adventure panda dude.
>>127279329
Pic related. Chen's domestic abuse.
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>>127280289
I'm way too out of it, Diablo 3. She would totally flash her boobs if it meant an auto-win for hear team, and even put enough heart into it to seem legit. Then go back to her crusade,
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>>127280289
One of the things i hate about the OC they create for the game is how they are so different from the originals, morales sounds cheery but not as sarcastic as the normal medic unit, lunara being the "first of cenarius" (big sister) dryad is a "no fun allowed type" compared to her sisters
only hammer is ok, since she is bigmouthed and rude as the siege tank pilots
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>>127280289
Tier 3?
What's that?
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>HL is full of tryhards
>QM is full of novas and zeratuls

what am i supposed to do?
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>>127280823
Dou-Que, people say
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>>127280492
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>>127279491
>The Mysterious Question Mark Man
WHO AM I?
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>>127281276
Khlador f.a.m
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>>127281276
THE ONE MAN WRECKING CREW
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>>127281371
Khaldor should be a hero
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Did someone say khaldor
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Well guess we win.
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>>127282015
Hey Lana.
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>>127281802
what's the problem?
those ARE shit comps
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>>127282902
yeah he had no chance vs abathur illidan and lubara
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>>127282902
if you qm has more than one of abathur, nova, zeratul, rexxar, lunara, murky, gazlowe, sylvanas, chogall, stitches, illidan, brightwing
then be sure to send a ss to blizz bitching about how unfair it is
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1-8 boys, fun stuff
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>>127283829
How people complain about rexxar (in qm mind you) assuming said rexxar isn't retarded? he gives slows, stuns and for a warrior some decent damage to a fight, not to mention the fucker can be turbo gazlowe when it comes to creeping, and still can teamfight properly
My guess is if he is the only "warrior" in your team
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>Decide to play one game.
>Cho'Gall on my team.

Wow am I done already? That was fast.
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>>127284127
>why do people complain about a hero so shit he's countered by Illidan?
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>>127284332
How exactly is he countered by Illidan?
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>>127279329
Thrall riding Jaina
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>>127284465
if he gets around Misha then Rexxar can't do shit about him except hope his team picks him off
the problem with Rexxar is the Misha isn't the whole hero, Rexxar is a warrior with the vulnerabilities of an assassin but nothing to make up for it
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>>127284465
stuff that can chase you to no end fucks him up, he has no real escape, need to time your bear charges properly to even have a chance.
would probably make him decent, god forbid. But a sprint at 13 would be pretty good for him, it's not like people pick anything other than wildfire bear
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>>127281802
why is bottom pic blue team vs blue team
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>>127284956
Replay mode or somethin idk do i look like a doctor to ya
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>>127271817
>The facepaint.
>Not that shitty ass pink.

I like her master skin even, but everyone uses that crap and ruins it.
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>>127279848
I'll finish this later. I actually want to play some rounds before I get cranky.
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>>127285474
not the guy that requested it, but good stuff
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>>127285474
>panda warglaives
Samwise pls keep going
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>>127279848
>>127285474
woah what the fuck this is not ok
my waifu is pure
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>>127286671
>Shaved head
AHAHA PURE LIKE A SLUT
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what's the deal with Zagara?
I've seen her in 80% of my matches.
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>>127284783
>>127284954
In a 1v1 Illidan might counter him but Illidan can beat a good number of characters 1v1. 1v1 isn't Illidan's problem. Illidan's problem is as soon as he enters a team fight he explodes because he's not good.
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>>127287707
Abathur made her too stronk
seriously now she always was top tier specialist, and she recently dropped to 4kgold too
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>>127287707
QM or HL?

Either way, she's relatively cheap and very good right now.
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>>127287902
the problem is that any dive at all annihilates him, I only specified Illidan because he's commonly considered to be bad but fucking rapes Rexxar, with someone like Muradin it'd be even worse
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>>127287949
>>127287953
Oh, I see.
My problem is that when the Zagara player is on my team, they keep getting mercs even if we are in a team fight
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>>127288114
Any dive annihilates any back line. Rexxar has never been good as a solo tank. If you are trying to play him like that you are playing him wrong.
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>>127288242
He CAN solo tank, but the problem is that requires his teammates to position perfectly and watch their own asses.
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zagara's creep should make kerrigan and her minions move faster, thoughts? this happens in sc, don't know why it shouldn't happen here
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>>127264316
Check the opponents. They all have high mmr as well. No replays deleted.
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>>127288216
Then they went for split pushing, wich she can do pretty well but it's a dick move NOT to inform the team that you're gonna do it, since generally all zagaras go for "nexus frenzy" at 4, maw and double muta asspain.
Also if they don't put creep in objectives/bosses as scout drones, ask them or call them out for being baddies
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>>127288457
If you start applying the logic of the respective games, Uther's healing would hurt Arthas even without the talent
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>>127288637
>tfw you can't heal anub'arak as arthas with coil from the get-go
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Is ORD1 still laggin for anyone?
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>>127289003
I don't know what server I was in but once I hit fucking combat I locked up for a good 5 seconds when I saw a Butcher and Lunara come straight for me. I panicked but still made it safe.
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>>127288420
No he can't. If he does your team is at a disadvantage.
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>>127289426
ACKSHULLY as you'll see in my proceeding post, rexxar solo tank requires PERFECT play from your team. So in fact! He can solo tank because your team will position perfectly
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>Nazeebo on my team dies 7 times.
>Is completely useless because he picked Naz.
>Complains about everyone else.
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>someone picks lunara on my team

why do you queue up for hl if you just want to lose?
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>it's a "bot Hammer vs competent Stitches" episode
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>>127289784
I wonder what it's like to be cuck9

>spend thousands of hours making tutorials and analyzing gameplay
>your brother does nothing and becomes the voice of sc2 while you slowly fade away
>your brother slowly morphs into a beard sporting hipster douchenozzle while you get fatter and more despondent with each day

Kek
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>>127290125
Isn't he like game designer now for some smaller game company.
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>>127289889
>it's a stage dive ETC episode
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WAIT 'TILL THEY GET A LOAD IN ME
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>>127291087
What did she mean by this?
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>>127290951
>Death Metal isn't called "Day the Music Died"
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>>127291087
ANYTIME YOU'RE EDDIE!

What did he mean by this?
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>>127290581
Project Atlas
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>Tyrande on our team vs Sgt Hammer.
>Never once tries to stun her. Even when it's obvious where she's set up and one easy we'd kill her.
>Ask her why.
>"I was pinging retreat our entire team can't take out one character!"

I fucking hate this game.
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>>127292826
Whats annoying is that basically every game now is team based and the problem of retarded teammates is pervasive throughout.
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>>127267308
>conjurer's pursuit
yeah
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>>127292826

on the flip side

>be doing quick meme on diablo
>just me and chen up late game
>they have butcher + aba hat + valla finishing up a shrine
>zagara spamming in chat telling us to kill butcher

i don't even mind losing too much

but when people like this show up i want to stab them repeatedly in the face
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>Lose game after game in QM with good heroes.
>Play Sgt Hammer win.

So the idea is to play the shit heroes in QM huh?
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Guys I'm thinking about getting Doomhammer talk me out of it.
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>>127295930
Do it, she's cute and worth it
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>>127295930
Do it, it makes Hammer worth playing. You'll always look cool even if you suck at Hammer.
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Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
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>>127296737
>end up as lili in ARAM
>no idea how to play her
>hold down Q and never let go
>press F once every few minutes
>3x as much healing as the enemy morales
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>>127296409
>>127296246
Does she actually get new lines or is the same old lines?
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>>127296967
>aram
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>>127296967
>aram
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>>127298149
>>127298330
>aram
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>>127298928
>>127298330
>>127298149
>aram
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reminder that the Light abandons no man
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>>127297738
No line changes just run through a voice filter and her tank sounds changed to match it, like iron clanking against wood.
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>>127301062
I think they got rid of the filter because it sounded like ass.
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What is the joke supposed to be when Medic greets Hammer?

Alabama Kowalski? Who's that?
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>>127301592
That's Hammer's real name. Hammer is a nickname.
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>>127301682
holy shit deepest lore
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>>127300943
Reminder that when you play against Uther the light has definitely abandoned you.

Also just found out that my new phone really wants to autocorrect "Uther" to "Usher."
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>>127302031
>Reminder that when you play against Uther the light has definitely abandoned you.
no anon, you've abandoned the Light
but it's always darkest before the Dawn
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>>127264427

Haunted Mines return LITERALLY

W H E N
H
E
N
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>>127303614
never, confirmed gone for good

recent scaling changes would have made it the snowballiest map ever with a victory after the first mines
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>>127301592
>>127301682
hammer confirmed polak
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>>127304149
As if that wasn't already the case.
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>>127304149

That's a shame, it was a fun and interesting map. Much better than infernal shits
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>>127305598
You play Sylvanas don't you.
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>>127306001
No, I play Arthas and Leoric, and now Artanis.
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Daily reminder Lunara is perfectly balanced.
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>>127307059
I don't know how to tell you this but Lunara is terrible.
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>you will always be 100% win rate on meme mines
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>>127307059
if nova turned around and fired a single rotation, Lunara would be dead
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>>127307059
Luna can't actually do fast damage, so she'll die every time if you DPS race her
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>>127307626
Probably took Anti-Armor Shells so her attack was still on cooldown
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>>127307150
All 4 of them fucked up
>running away futilely instead of trying to trade or popping spell shield
>no puffer fish
>wasted gravity lapse, didn't bodyblock, misses flamestrike and no heroic
>no zombie wall on a stunned enemy and misses it once she starts moving
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>been making a growing block list of shitters
>get put on a team with 4 people on my block list who are now global muted as well
>lose in the most pathetic match I've ever seen
Still haven't implemented the proper block list changes I see?

Can't wait till they do.
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>>127309113
feel like the community is too small to block people to play with you

doubt it will ever happen
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>>127309270
I'm willing to wait in long queues for proper matchmaking, which won't happen.
So I'll settle for waiting in long queues where I don't get matched with known shitters.
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>>127307059
How can 4 people be this bad?
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>team member highlights medic
>die inside
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>>127309369
murky is even level 10 and master skin :^)
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>>127283404
>>127283829
oh get fucked, if you got that team comp in HL you'd lose your shit
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Gazlowe had to fall 12% to be slightly better than lunara
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>>127307059
>daily reminder that there are webms and gifs of shitters created everyday.
>>
Read the heroesnexus guide to thowing you shitters, it might just help you get out of bronze league.
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>>127310187
but im gold
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>>127310187
Top kek, the added text is funny as shit
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>>127307059
>KT wastes stun on octograb
>Nazeeb fails with corpse wall
>Nova runs away like a frenchman for no reason
>murky is a faggot


No yeah, 4 shitters can fuck it up. if the KT was talented right lunara probably would have died right away anyways.
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>>127309925
those were quick matches khlador was bitching about.
And I'd have nothing to bitch about even in hl, if red took abathur, illidan, and lunar
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>>127310187
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3z6qv3/all_the_places_youll_go_all_the_ways_that_youll/

try linking it faggot

>reddit
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>tfw instalock meme slug as first pick
>people start crying in the chat
>laugh and ignore
feels good not being a retard who thinks this game is a job
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>>127310975
>rationalizing hero choice with RL argument
based shitter
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>>127311110
The beast possible comp is slug with chogall, he put a hat on him and they can melt any hero in under a second and then when slug xeroxes chogull after lvl 10, the enemy team usually just ragequits
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>>127310975
>I intentionally play competitive team games like a retard crippling my team for no reason
>"hurr dont treat it like a job bro"

the only reason you get away with this faggotry is because we, as a collective player base, can't say "we're not playing with you anymore" like we could for any other competitive team game for the history of mankind pre-internet.
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>>127311217
>>127310975
The best thing about meme slug is, that nobody knows when you afk
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>First two picks: Illidan and Abathur
>Enemy team first picks: Tyrande and Uther
This might go ok... maybe.
>3rd and 4th picks: Stitches and Lunara
I... ok.
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>I WANT TO LE BE LE MASTER AT THIS LE GAME HERE THIS IS TOTALLY WORTH IT PLAYING LIKE BORING SHIT BECAUSE I WILL BE LE MASTERZ AND GET LE GRILLZ XDDD
yeah, we are done here
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>>127311091
>>127311254
>>127311365
Do you really need to get a popcorn pic to realize you've been trolled?

I mean for fuck's sake, it's 4chan, /vg/, /hotsg/, what are the odds that a normiefag like John there made it here and decided to post that?
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>>127311438
>meta-baited
pretending to be baited by illiciting tl'drs
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>>127311438
normiefags play competitive team games to win. that's what they're designed for. The "hurr I like li-li/ I like Abathur" autist idiot is exactly the kind of person who would post on /hotsg/
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Oh god after 20 days of saving up just one more game and i will have enough gold for abathur i am so excited
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>>127311661
Li Li is the best hero in the game, champ

Abathur is shit tho
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>>127312018
case and point.
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>read some azmodan guides on heroes nexus, maybe i'll learn something
>they recommend the "best times to solo siege camps"
are these people fucking retarded? why the fuck would you ever waste your shitty mana pool on merc camps as azmodan when you can 1 shot a minion wave with far less mana?

wow, just wow, these imbeciles are writing guides, and other imbeciles are saying it's "well written" and giving it +1s

humanity never fails to disappoint
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>blizzard just slapped a huge heal on top of tyrande's already balanced kit "in name of QM fairness" without any attempt at rebalancing rest of her

HAVE THESE NIGGERS
E V E R
BALANCED A GAME BEFORE?
NO?
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>>127312515
Tyrande wasn't broken until the scaling changes though
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>>127312515
>>127312689
She was a lot more OP when her E build got 3 talents and it didn't conflict with trueshot which was a level 7 talent.
Tyrande is still my favorite/most played hero but she was pretty lackluster after that. I wasn't aware that she recently got a buff, that must be why I see her all the time now.
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>>127312512
Are you retarded? There's huge potential to soloing a camp, like right before a team fight objective for starters. Camps put pressure on lanes which can force players to react at inopportune times.

You must be one of those people who plays a specialist and never leaves the lane for any reason. Those people are scum and don't belong on HotS.
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>>127313203
>waste your mana on soloing a camp
>it takes forever anyway
>show up to teamfight late and without full mana
OR
>just fucking get someone to help you do it
you've never really played azmodan, have you?
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>>127313274
Stay bronze, bronzie
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>>127313380
awww itty bitty baby got called out? the only way out is to call someone a bronzie?

hehehe
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>Have fun playing with randoms
>Team coordination is good
>Look them up after the game in case their worth playing with again
>See this

W E W L A D
E
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>>127313636
>this hero has the ability to do something not many heroes can do
>but doing it would cost mana so what's the point
bronze logic
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>>127313914
>this hero is inefficient at taking merc camps solo
>he can push at least 2 lanes by 1 shotting waves and thus give allies plenty of opportunity to take merc camps
>fuck it i'll stop pushing lanes so i can do something solo even though there's no reason to
bronze logic
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>>127309995
63 games have little statistical significance
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>>127314050
>this can be done with one person but why not let two or three people do it
>merc camps aren't worth spending mana on
>soloing a merc camp is never a good idea
copper logic
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>>127314150
see, if you weren't such a shitter that never played azmodan successfully, you'd know that you'd always rather spend your mana on poking before teamfights or pushing lanes (so they pressure during teamfights)

advanced stuff, don't worry about it, at your level you probably don't see many good azmodans anyway
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>>127314298
>when you play this hero you always do this
wooden logic
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>>127309995
How could they release a hero that is such shit? I know they fucking blow ass at balancing, but her release was just horrible.
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