its happening
Marathons:
AGDQ:
- gamesdonequick.com
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup taking place in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
I want to HUG Duke
20 minutes into mario party and chill and he gives you this look
cosmo is a sick faggot
I refuse to live in a world where I can't be with Rachel aka misskaddykins
I just need her. On my dick.
>>127237767
how dare you acknowledge this fact
siglemic is our boy
20 minutes into zeldo and soy products and ya boy gives you this look
What's your comfy AGDQ food?
So are we supporting AGDQ now?
>>127237557
>Marathons:
>AGDQ:
>- gamesdonequick.com
>>127237870
>20 minutes
>not '18m 10s and unbeatable WR'
>>127237870
what look, there's like 4 looks..
>>127238084
The look when all the categories are arbitrary
Where is the narcissa buttplug pic? FFS I've only seen it posted once and I didn't save it and it's gone from the archive.
Help me I have been forsaken
>>127237870
Why do people still dye their hair purple? That colour just does not work with human hair and skin and you look more radical with a bright colour like red anyway.
>>127237749
Jy is so dreamy~
>>127237875
2 bottles of vodka per day
>>127238284
mental illness my friend
the only other demographic that picks the color are tumblrites which is like mental illness central
>>127238496
There is a common adaptation in nature where animals evolved vibrant coloursw to warn predators that they are dangerous, often poisonous to eat.
Just remember this whenever you see someone with dyed hair.
Chances are they dyed their hair because they are batshit crazy damaged goods.
>>127238271
Maybe next time you'll remember your room key Toufool
>>127239667
They won't give me a room key
>>127239497
the tranny surge we see now is also one of those things. male animals that are intimidated will hide their tail between their legs or adapt behaviorism/external features that are akin to the female's to avoid being a target of the alpha males. they basically remove themselves from the male hierarchy that way.
trannies are the same, they leave the game because they can't deal with what is expected of men these days. feminism ruined the image of boys and men, everything boys do is rowdy or "bad behavior".
>>127239789
cultural marxism
/v/ we're already hip with cultural marxism chill duders
/v/ OUT
>>127240491
>>127240330
Reminder that /vg/ is the containment board for /v/ not the other way around.
reminder that py@c@ is the only true srg god gamer
am i the only one who finds siglemic's chat to be the best chat?
>>127241772
god at backpedaling lmao
>>127241090
Yes it contains all the video games so they can't ruin /v/'s shitposting.
>narcissa
>>127241772
>>127242945
good exposé
Studio needs to lose some weight
>>127243238
You need to lose some weight.
>>127243238
now that he's back on TV I'm sure he's working out more.
>>127243696
IT JUST WRIGHTS ITSELF
>>127242945
Years from now eventually someone will find this interesting don't worry anon.
Taking a knife -- cutting off my dick -- pills in my hand. All categories are arbitrary
my mind wandas...
>>127243696
What a year!
>>127242945
>some chokes
Ha, it's funny because there's a streamer out there who is under heat for choking her cat to death live on stream.
what do you think will happen this year?
>>127244707
link vid
>>127244867
nothing, just like last year
>>127244867
Squid might attempt a few more runs.
are your 2016 goals as ambitious as narcy's?
>>127244867
suicides done quick
>>127244867
gdq gets a mass shooting. nothing else
>>127245020
good luck getting health insurance LOL
>>127245432
He has until July, he'll probably be dead by then desu.
Any gdq runs worth watching?
>>127245840
Stepmania
>>127245840
ones before 2014? yes.
>>127245840
blast corps and nothing else
Hey guys I want to go to AGDQ to grow my twitch stream but being a NEET I can't afford it will you donate money to me so I can attend?
>>127246548
me as a cute anime
Why does Brossentia play furry games?
>>127246548
I'll donate money to you if I can donate my cock to your mouth.
Threadly reminder that Chibi taps this cutie pie every night while you spend your days fapping to anime.
>>127246648
JEW
>>127244867
i'm gonna shit myself on the couch
>>127246726
Have you actually seen how cute anime can be? Chibi is the one who's missing out to be honest.
>>127246726
They haven't had sex once.
>>127246861
Anime can't hug you back.
>>127246649
because he is one w/ husband
he even DEFENDED horror here
weird his sister is even fine with him
>>127246726
2D>3DPD
Anyway, Chibi probably hasn't banged her.
>>127246889
A gentleman never brags about such things.
>>127246953
It can if you get one of these. Get on my level.
>>127245840
talos
![CXu4tq3UwAA3C2V[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OCRQAQH.jpg "CXu4tq3UwAA3C2V[1].jpg")
There are people right now in this thread who would choose a 3DPD over a 2DQT
>>127247548
I want Tamako to pound my mochi.
And by my mochi, I mean my balls.
>>127247534
>son
>lemme
>uhhhh
>hop in
>son
>>127246726
https://a.pomf.cat/yecwhc.webm
>Did you bang her yet
>No
>>127247779
trihex really has become a piece of shit hasnt he
>>127248135
nigga, son, like you, son, you can't write something like that, son, there has to be uh, a good atmosphere like son have some positivity, son
>>127248083
>i'm about to bang you in a second
holy fuck
Not gonna lie /srg/ I really like all the drama around this comunity .
but i do speedrun games like Super Ghost % Ghouls and Metal Slug games.
but the drama is the best part judge me if you want.
>>127248257
>ywn have a girlfriend who pretends to find your absolutely fucking retarded jokes funny
>>127248459
>those thighs
unf
>spud will never run spyro at a gdq again
why even live?
>>127248459
>>127248719
here's the better version w/o the disgusting fags
>>127248459
alright im going to let you in on a little secret, no one is here actually for the speedruns
stop speedrunning, it's a hobby for autists
>>127248913
*raises paw* um, uh, sir, watching or talking about speedrunning is even more autistic.
>>127248913
for some reason i still like seeing 120 star runs and super metroid races .
and i only waste about 30 mins on my speedruns so its nothing really.
The GDQs are becoming more of reminder of how quickly life passes by than anything else.
>sodapoppin hosting a charity event on the same day AGDQ starts
speedrunners BTFO
>>127249741
literally who?
new years resolution vote trump
something seems off this year. i have a bad feeling that something really bad is going to happen at agdq. there is way too much anger building up between the actual speedrun community and the gdq staff. the community is getting banned one by one from the events, people are starting to realize that the runners do the hard work but the mike uyamas are the ones getting paid, and the focus has dramatically moved away from speedrunning and is all about how much internet begging the community can do. add in the wide spread mental illness and that is a recipe for disaster.
>>127249991
unfortunately, most speedrunners have a column of jell-o substituted for their spine so nothing will happen.
our best hope is someone who has been wronged by gdq speaking out at the event itself, in front of the audience
but no one will do that
>>127249937
pretending you don't know that guy that averages 20k viewers. haha epic!
>>127250485
>implying people in the speedrunning general browse twitch casually or watch anyone other than speedrunners
>>127249991
i know that something BIG is going to happen
make sure you watch left 4 dead 2
Reminder that these threads keep getting slower and slower. It's only a matter of time...
>>127249406
this tbqh pham
AY GEE DEE CUE
HOYP
O
Y
P
haha am i right guys
>>127251545
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>127248083
>>127246726
reminder that this girl said to his face that she's too classy to fuck him.
reminder that all it takes to get an sm64 world record is to be a gigantic crybaby faggot.
https://youtu.be/SfQdbKdzDjk
>>127251141
it's the quiet before the storm
>>127251625
i wasn't shitposting or being ironic though
>>127251835
they literally all look like monkeys lmao
>>127251649
Is he muted or something? I can't hear any tears, I can only see them.
>>127251649
I don't see how anyone older than 9 can tolerate that fucking game.
>YAHOO
>WAAAAH
>YAHOO
>YAHOO
>WAAAA
>OHOO HO HO
>YAHOO
>>127250724
>Pie crashes through the roof shooting all the SJWs and throwing business cards for Stream Big
>>127251545
HOYP
>>127252274
>being this pathetic and autistic
unreal
>>127252557
>is enamoured with a repetitive colourful game for 6 year olds complete with juvenile soudtrack and SFX
>calls anyone else autistic
lol?
what was the biggest choke of all time at a GDQ?
>>127252557
Focus on the run, Sig.
>>127252847
cyfgher running out of magic on WR pace in LTTP
>>127252847
Bertin's Fire Emblem even though it was mostly due to RNG.
>>127252801
None of this shit is relevant to how the game plays as a speedgame, and it plays as a speed game really fucking well. Fuck off /v/.
>>127252847
AGDQ 2011 Halo 1 on Legendary by Cody Miller.
Bonus points as it later transpired his runs were spliced.
>>127252801
>tolerating something means you are "enamoured" with it
ausposters should be blanket banned
>>127252847
hurtin's fire emblem 8 run
>>127253108
>leaps to the defense of babbies first 3d platformer on an anonymous anime imageboard because you were triggered by someone pointing out one of it's major failings.
Yeah, you're enamoured.
>>127253318
The post you linked was my only post in the whole thread. All I did was point out that you made a massive leap in logic, as you people always do.
>there are people on /srg/ who don't recognize SM64 as the best speedgame of all time
un-fucking-real.
dinosaur any% speedrun
http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies
>>127253545
>ausfags
>people
choose one
>>127253545
>there are underage users on srg who haven't played a game made for a non nintendo system
>adam shitposting time
ebin
>>127253545
Are there any good runers these days? Last I cared about Mario Siglemic was still big. Who holds the record now?
>>127253545
the majority of the top 20 or so runners are literal children.
>>127253780
>>127253824
duh, kids have better reflexes than adults
it is a testament to the game requiring true skill as opposed to muscle memory
Any good new games this GDQ? I'm being serious
>yfw siglemic has been practicing sm64 for hours offline and comes online only to steal the world rekky
puncay BTFO
>>127254107
literally a based urn god
>>127253941
>the game requiring true skill as opposed to muscle memory
>as opposed to muscle memorry
Hot new drama brewing in the Final Fantasy "speedrunning" community:
for FFIX they have a separate category for runs on NA that can use turbo controllers (lol) and for whatever reason the current non turbo times which are faster aren't comparable.
But the current any% "WR" holder is on a run that can't any WR so he is switching to using turbo to BTFO the turbo time and people are complaining.
This is what happens when you let people run JRPGs
>>127254706
I really have to wonder about the mental state of someone willing to speed run a Final fantasy game
>>127254706
I think you should take a step back and realize that your entire community suffers from this sort of hilarity because its the nature of speedrunning
>>127254706
all the categories are arbitrary
Headcrab ask slayer when he is going to run watch dogs
Who's the hottest speedrunner? Personally I think it's peaches desu
headcrab ask slayer why he hasn't banned you yet
>>127254706
where is this happening? on luz's stream?
>muscle memory is not skill
muscle memory literally means your physical body is skilled
>>127255932
>physical body
What did he mean by this?
>>127248135
>become
looks like sjp tried to end it all
>>127255002
Can't be much worse than the mental state of someone willing to speedrun SM64:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfQdbKdzDjk
>>127247534
the guy in front looks like siglemic and trihex did a fusion dance
>>127254706
Literally nothing written here makes sense.
>>127256269
lmao
>>127255002
>FF games are popular
>if i stream them i'll get popular
>sells out
That is literally the thought process of every FF "speedrunner"
>>127255761
That's where I saw it yeah, I don't know where the drama about moving to sr.com is though
Headcrab ask slayer when he is going to speedrun blood dragon
>>127256224
Christ he's hideous
>>127254706
thanks for the update
>>127248135
>being this upset over someone's success
>>127254706
maybe it's because I'm on my fifth beer but I have no idea what you're trying to tell me
>>127256531
thanks for the late response!
>>127256179
literally who?
>>127249937
good try friend
>>127254706
Sounds incredibly dumb.
Our boi coming in and speaking some sense.
>>127255491
Headcrab ask again
Please do not watch my run
>>127257521
As much as I disagree with Caracarn's political views and choices in speedgame, I agree with the philosophy that separating everything into it's own category is retarded
>>127257912
I wasn't planning to.
>>127256224
what is it about brown bitches that make them cry
>>127258008
Sweet
>>127257974
thanks for letting us know you don't agree with him politically. was a close one for you!
Headcrab ask slayer what he is planning to do with his life in the future
>tfw watching juicy jrpg drama on luzbel stream
>>127258249
You're welcome, anon.
So did you guys watch zeldathon?
Headcrab ask slayer about blood dragon, i want to see a good game on that channel
>tfw a clique leaks into the thread
killing myself today
Headcrab tell slayer that blood dragon is better than turok
Headcrab ask slayer why he isn't running blood dragon then
this ff speedrun drama is getting really serious guys
Headcrab tell slayer that the blood dragon tutorial can be skipped
>>127254706
Let me get this straight, because you're writing is pretty bad.
FFIX has a turbo category for people using turbo controllers, basically a TAS category.
A WR holder decided to try out the category and gets another WR, and people are mad because he came in and took their title away?
Is that it?
Is this general literally retarded? Like mentally deficient, sub 100 IQ nigger level brains. How do you not understand with ffguy is telling you?
Headcrab ask slayer why his fc3 time is this suboptimal
hey shut the FUCK up
>>127260176
give stream
luz isnt streaming
LE reddit com /r/speedrun/comments/3z74w7/repeated_unaddressed_agdq_grievances/
wtf this about?
>>127260679
the crab looks so sad in this pic, why is that? :(
Headcrab ask slayer when he'll go for sub 4 in fc3
>>127260259
>>127260702
To sum it up, some dramaqueen, Mrzwanzig, got really upset that his turbo WR was destroyed by Luz. Now Mrzwanzig made a new category so his precious WR doesn't go away.
>>127260523
7th beer now, reread that shit, still not sure
i said shut up already
>>127260775
fucking liberals
Slayer sounds weird these days, is it because of depression meds
>>127260259
Basically. Except the any % WR holder was doing a any% run but got bad luck and couldn't improve that time so he started using a turbo controller part way.
>>127261354
thanks doc
Headcrab ask slayer when he's going to run fc4
i warned you
Headcrab ask slayer when is going to run mario land
>>127261850
did he died
who we watching senpai
Headcrab ask slayer how HYPED he is for farcry primal
>>127262297
No, crabs are genetically designed to live without a head
ok thats it you had your chance
hope you never plan on going to a marathon
>>127238084
so is /srg/ at AGDQ this year?
>>127262872
Me. Look forward to my run, and make sure you meme as hard as you can.
>>127262835
I've watched this over and over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR82pAdL1E
all of it just depresses me more and more
>>127263069
It changed from feeling bad to just laughing about it
WORLD RECORDS
>>127263069
Did Mario Maker singlehandedly kill speedrunning?
>>127263290
its still fresh in my mind
>>127263471
the answer to that is yes
>>127263069
I have no problem with cosmo chopping his dick off and becoming a boypussy.
but why did he have to completely change his personality as well? fucking hell cosmo was a pretty cool dude but ever since he became narcissa, he's turned into a giant fucking cunt.
>>127260523
it's okay man you'll get to have sex sometime soon :)
>>127263069
Wait, what the fuck happened? what did I miss? Is Cosmo gay now?
>>127263657
He was always gay, now he just wears a dress.
>>127263556
that's the part that bugs me desu
he was a chill dude who was kinda quiet and nerdy
now he's just kinda obnoxious and shit
there's something up here and I don't like it nope not one bit
>>127262953
wish Z_ good luck from me, Y_
>>127263556
>taking oestrogen fucks with you mentally
more at 11
>>127263657
He's a tranny now
>>127263657
he's a qt fuccboi now minus the qt
What is the meaning of this?
>>127263997
gib link
>>127263776
>de hippie spacing
>>127264298
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright
![CropperCapture[354].png](https://i.imgur.com/nM2k7sj.png "CropperCapture[354].png")
>>127264494
aw shit
>>127265204
Mentally ill cucks BTFO
>>127265204
not steep enough desu
>>127265315
he was already dropping before he basically announced it
that's it for him
so depressing
POST BLOGSQUARES
gotta start it the right way bud
>>127265204
Only ~20k followers after all this shit?
I guess cosme fanboys are THAT retarded.
>>127260775
Seriously, is this a meme or?
LE reddit com /r/speedrun/comments/3z74w7/repeated_unaddressed_agdq_grievances/
>you know Cosmo will commit suicide one of these days
>I don't know how to handle it when it happens
What is this feel
Who are some 2016 streamers that don't use web cam, face cam, or any other stream gimmicks?
>>127265736
It's 2016, COME ON!
>>127265671
just link to it fag
http://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3z74w7/repeated_unaddressed_agdq_grievances/
>>127265671
>de hippie spacing
>>127265659
Most of his followers probably don't even use twitch anymore.
>>127265204
>>127264494
it projects that in 3 years he will have 0 followers, lol
>>127265840
I understand it's pathetic and all but I have the biggest crush possible on this girl.
I want to do everything to her, any lewd act you can imagine. Dear God please my dick can only take so much
>>127266003
more
>>127266003
She needs some sleep holy shit
>>127266003
You should probably get over that. You're giving the SJWs ammo.
>>127266301
I'm just a simple man who wants to have sex with a speedrunning woman.
>>127266094
>>127266003
She looks even more sleep deprived than me. Holy shit that's a feat in itself.
>>127266003
me in the middle~
>>127266003
literally perfect
>>127266003
kazooie girl is hotter
