MSPaint Edition
>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!1o8FTbAL!-lVNu5ReRDTcksRfHIxBHA
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>December Update Info
www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/update201512.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous thread: >>127162061
Big Boss and Venom Snake are cute! CUTE!
REMINDER: Ground Zeroes is Venom's memories and is not really what happened.
>>127221992
Trash taste
Reminder that press button to talk is real.
Ground Zeroes is the worst game ever made
>>127222010
"In my opinion" and "reminder" are not interchangeable.
is venoms face the same as big bosses.
because everyone said that the medics face was the same as big bosses in gz when it clearly wasnt. gz medic had big simian nostrils
>>127221992
The best ship
>>127222172
>you will never fuck young lucas
why live
Kaz is chubby! CHUBBY!
>>127222234
The Sorrow and The Joy are arguably the best ship but they never get posted because they are wholesome and pure
>>127222189
Venoms face is different than big bosses and the GZ medic's is different from both of them too.
>>127222269
He skips cardio.
>>127222431
>Venoms face is different than big bosses
WAT'S UP EERYBOOAADY
IT'S
YEEEAAAAONG HEEERE
>>127222532
>he fell for the SS/GOMAD meme
>>127222586
what the fuck does that mean
Anyone here got /exclusive packaging/?
How does it feel?
Venom Snake ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise
>>127222609
>same ipatch
cool fake image bro...i love source film maker too.
>>127222697
like salty coins and milk
>>127222728
MGS4 ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise*
>>127222728
Venom Snake is my favorite snake
>>127222848
MGS4's plot ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise*
MGS4 gameplay was god tier, very deep meta narrative too.
>>127222728
No, YOU ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise!
>>127222875
>Ive only played V
gotcha
>>127222875
>all that crazy talk about Venom Snake and Big Boss in the last thread
>>127223016
I was playing Metal Gear games when you weren't even born yet kid
>>127223039
You think they have some kind of courtroom dramas in Mother Base?
Like a case where Laughing Wallaby was caught stealing Iron Mustang's guns to do a drug trade from a bunch of Somalian pirates she found during her night shift?
Did Kaz start using bionics at some point? Cause I thought, they could get away with it if you don't bring in the book that made it very clear he had all limbs attached. I played that off as just some cash grab that wasn't canon, but then i remembered they even mention the book in MGS 2.
So did he or not?
>>127222010
Nah.
When you meet Paz and Medic has his flashback, the person that removes the bomb (Medic) has a balaclava on,
whereas in GZ medic has a clean face.
Don't buy the 4th FOB unless you are maxed on all resources and have a ton of unprocessed resources to boot.
>>127221992
notice how there are subtle differences between them, such as eye colour. they're not exactly the same.
>>127223251
Kaz's entire character in mgs1 got retconned to fuck. We can assume so, since he trained solid, but no one knows for sure. He mightve trained Solid in a non-physical, yoda sort of way that involved a lot of yelling.
>>127222728
>"For all our advances in nanotechnology - information and genetic control - they've never been able to control people at will, let alone turn one person totally into another."
kojima can't write anything without shitting on the previous games. his firing was a blessing really.
>>127223251
Do we even know if the Kaz in TPP was the real Kaz?
I think Kojima screwed up by taking an arm off Kaz. A missing leg is easily concealable with pants, but the arm is too much of a retcon for me.
>>127223494
when was that said?
>>127223540
>Do we even know if the Kaz in TPP was the real Kaz?
Please fuck off
>>127223543
big boss says it in mgs4
>>127223543
MGS4.
Someone explaining Liquid Ocelot.
>>127223494
Venom wasn't a carbon copy of BB though.
His fairly unique hallucinations with paz, along with being considerably less talkative, having a sense of smell and a different preferred way of arranging his uniform sets him apart.
Sniff it.
>>127223590
Fuck off.
>>127223394
He even says in 5 that the only reason he's not using bionics is to keep his rage boner fueled, so once things are done with there's no reason he wouldn't get himself fixed.
>>127223494
And that wasn't contradicted. Venom did not just become John. He's distinctly different.
>>127223338
bravo, kojimbo
>>127223181
>THIS IS THE DEFENDANT
>AND SHE'S HERE ON HER KNEES
>THIS IS THE PLAINTIFF
>AND HE'S HERE ON HIS KNEES
>THIS IS EXHIBIT C-2, A SAMPLE OF GUNPOWDER RESIDUE TAKEN FROM A RANGE TARGET ON BOARD A SOMALI PIRATE VESSEL
>AND IT'S HERE ON ITS KNEES
>>127223540
>>>/reddit/
>>127223641
Do people actually get off on this? We aren't dogs. We don't sniff each other's butts.
>>127223394
Oh well, you'd think at this point some guy would ask kojima.
I could see his answer being along the lines of. "Uh well he.... , uh but, uh well"
Anymore news on DLC for MGO or any new hats,preferably clown or ayy lmao?
>>127223745
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/9fag/
>>>/neogaf/
>>>/biowaresocialforums/
>>127223665
Youre probably right, but we dont know for sure. We dont know ANYTHING of any interest for sure because literally no loose end was ever tied up. Fucking Kojima
>>127223747
virgin detected
>>127223836
It's not a ruse cruise if everything makes sense.
>>127223747
Cats sniff each other's butts. We could be cats.
>>127223836
5 is fortunately not 4, not every piece of meaningless bullshit like "did Kaz get a new arm and leg" needs a detailed explanation when you can infer the fucking obvious
Why couldn't MGSV be as good as The Witcher 3?
>>127223970
how rude!
>>127223747
What if her butthole smells like ripe fruit?
This is canon btw
>>127223970
yeah i mean why bother speculating about the small details, lets just take everything at face value like a fucking autist with no imagination
>>127224112
BB and Ocelot were lovers
This is canon btw
>>127224018
Because Komami and that Kojima is a perfectionist
>>127224127
>why bother speculating about the small details, lets just take everything at face value like a fucking autist with no imagination
I'm overloading on irony here
>>127224112
>wanting to lick a snail
>>127224224nice headcanon
>>127224290
Dont be jealous because youre emotionally stunted, uncreative and can only take things at face value.
Do the faces from the qt prisoner side ops ever bloody change?
do you think fishermen and cargo ships ever stumble across the 5k+ mother bases scattered around the oceans
>>127223251
At this point we don't really know.
Venom got a fairly advanced bionic for that time, so we can assume that Kaz got a similar, more advanced bionic.
He lost most of his arm though, so I don't think he'd ever regain full functionality.
In that way, TPP ties together badly with MGS1.
>>127223394
Yeah, I think it's more like that. He was his mentor to some degree. I like to imagine a lot of shouting and condescending one liners.
>>127223540
I'm pretty sure it's him. The final lines between Ocelot and Kaz nicely foreshadow his assassination.
After getting revenge on skull face and learning that Venom is, well, Venom, he got his shit together. It isn't hard to imagine him getting bionics to accomplish his goals.
The whole loosing an arm and a leg thing is symbolism for mother base and the lost years, but the death of skull face should suffice for revenge. So there's no reason for him to not get bionics.
>>127224615
I was surprised I never ran into No Alert prior to Skulls Attack. Their FOB is neighbors with one of mine. One of these days when they're not infested with parasites, I should bring over a casserole and make introductions.
>>127224796
>but the death of skull face should suffice for revenge. So there's no reason for him to not get bionics.
It is literally a plot point that it doesn't suffice
>>127224615
"DON'T LEAD IT BACK TO MOTHER BASE!"
"OH SHIT SHE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF ONE OF OUR BASES"
I don't mind Kiefer as Venom Snake in the audio tapes, but Troy Baker's Ocelot leaves something to be desired. It's far too Southern and doesn't fit in with either Adam-ska or Liquid Ocelot's voices.
>>127225274
Ocelot has a different voice in the cutscenes and tapes. In tapes he sounds like shit.
I want to anally ravage Joost
>>127225370
I've only just started playing but Ocelot's voice on horseback while we fought Flame Volgin was pretty bad.
I'm trying to order a pizza.
Is one 60cm pizza bigger than two 30cm pizzas?
>>127225718
two pizzas vs 1 pizzas dude
its simple math equation.
>>127225442
Fucking degenerate
>>127225718
get 2 30cm pizzas
>>127225718
Save one for later, go 2 30
>>127225718
of course it is dum-dum
>>127225718
Less crust on one compared to 2.
>>127223620
liquid ocelot wasn't a carbon copy of liquid either, but big boss still says it
>>127225718
This'll get more replies than anything related to metal gear
>>127225718
got you covered senpai
>>127225718
Why not order a 60cm AND two 30cm?
Gerbil x 8
>>127225718
Consider this: Does sheer pizza amount outweigh the possibility of a choice of topping?
>>127226495
I too, absolutely, genuinely, thought of kaz eating two huge pizzas in bed by himself when I read that post. He's a growing boy after all.
>>127226515
Good, you captured it alive.
>>127226429
>knows math
underage detected
>>127225442
I want tohold her hand
>>127219931
On second thought, isn't your theory voided by Big Boss' return in MGS4?
>>127226953
lewd as all fuck, anon
MGO for pc this month.
Is it any good? I have never played a MGO game before.
>>127227135
It's very meh.
The only redeeming feature is that it uses the MGSV gameplay mechanics,
it is otherwise a very meh, just so fucking meh.
When have Americans ever made a good game?
Is the monkey that goes with Dreblin his little brother? The resemblance is uncanny.
>>127227135
>Is it any good?
Not really.
I would play it more if I could at least grind for the cool gear, but Konami are dumb and want be to pay for everything.
>>127227135
it has bikinis, but thats it. shit compared to mgo 1 and 2.
>>127227332
This is my que to dump little grey
>>127227370
I think the grind is okay, only really dedicated would get cool shit, but expected you to actually really enjoy the gameplay, so then the grind appears to be very tedious.
Reminder that heroes in Japan wear red scarves.
>>127226927
>math
it's "maths" you rancid swine
>>127223641
cute! CUTE!
>>127228030
>Maths
It's "maf" you cancerous cretin.
Why does everyone get so butthurt when people talk about GZ Snake knocking people out quicker and for longer?
I don't want to stir up conversation but I was looking at the last thread and one guy went spastic at some guy mentioning it.
>>127228029
He is a hero. His mother was a hero. His father was a hero.
>>127228510
He probably forgot that Snake and Medic hadn't been in a coma for 9 years in GZ.
>>127226953
I want toprotect her smile
>>127228510
I don't think everyone gets butthurt, just that one guy.
>I don't want to stir up conversation
Good. Conversation is the fucking worst. Conversation-Free /mgg/ 2016
Can we talk about the game guys?
It's always Kaz is chubby, Joost's fartbox etc. with you guys.
So I'm already done with these Skulls FOBs...Huey did nothing wrong
>>127229007
Whats wrong with Kaz being chubby and Joost having a lovely fartbox?
Why should we pander to you?
>>127229007
What about Kaz's fartbox?
>>127229007
Suicide is a Sin, Huey went to hell.
Fitting, since his mission was entitled 'Hellbound'.
Pottery.
>>127229007
>I'm already done with these Skulls FOBs
Well, that's good. Good that you got what you wanted, and know when to stop.and got the fuck out of the running, because the less competition I have for a Snake nameplate the better
I haven't been on this general or TPP since September due to both 100% it and work.
I came back yesterday to try and play it, and I noticed that there was a huge update from December. Got a ton of GMP and resources from the tasks they put in, so that was a surprising thing.
So two quick questions:
Is MGO still horrible, or is it somewhat alright, and are the rank 9 weapons worth developing?
>>127229110
Y'all niggas is gay
>>127229110
Kaz's farts smell likerevenge
>>127229195
MGO is a lot more balanced and there's been quite a few changes so keep that in mind. There is now actual ZZZ status ailments etc.
May as well develop the grade 9 weapons if you already 100%'d the game.
>>127229007
Joosts fartbox is the central theme of MGS. The whole series is about it. Fuck off.
>>127229807
Kazchub Joostfartbox Solid is the best series ever.
>>127229807What do you think it smells like?
>>127229007
There was literally 1 chubbypost and zero joostposts before this post
end your """"life"""""
>>127229920feces
>>127229952
actually there was about 3 of each
>>127223039
IN WEBM FORM
Ishmael is cute.
"I'm hungry, can I have a hamburger? Pretty please?"
>>127229920
Marshmallows and vanilla
Why isn't there a mode in MGO based around fultoning containers?
It seems like a pretty easy thing to come up with for a game that has no fucking game modes.
>>127230275
>>127230451
Do model swaps still work? I never tried it before, and they've tried to stop mods from working each time they update the game. I have a crush on some of my Diamond Dogs and I want to see them do Quiet's tooth-peeking loving gaze at me.
>>127222634
Found the chronic bulker.
>>127223747
We are all diamonds.
>>127230612
Sounds great.
I heard Konami was taking ideas, feedback etcetera.
Should send it.
I wanna sniff Joost's fartbox!
Most autistic characters (in no particular order)
>ALL snakes
>Ocelot
>Kaz
>Quiet
>Huey
>Skullface
>Otacon
>Raiden
>The Boss
>The Pain
>Johnny
>Hot Coldman
>Paz
>ALL genome soldiers
>MGS4 Naomi
>Sokolov
>The entire Dead Cell Unit
>MGS4 Meryl
>Volgin
>Silent Basilisk
>Sunny
>Drebin
>Sahelanthropus
>Emma Emmerich
>Chico
>Pliskin
>Mantis
>Rose
>DD
>The Fear!
>>127223251
Can't say. It's entirely possible he did sometime shortly before training Solid Snake. (Would be hard as fuck to train someone without at least a proper leg prosthetic) I'm sure he got the proper revenge and rode out his edgy phase of "i dont want the bionics, i wanna remember the pain"
MG2 and any Kaz pre-PW is barely the same person as the current one.
His daughter has been retconned (seeing as how he can't be fertile anymore) and I doubt he has a wife as well.
But all that information about his daughter and wife is 30 years old, anyway. They've since changed his heritage from that MG2 info, so who knows what is true and not from that era pre Peace Walker release.
>>127231624I'm going to draw this
>>127234047
you're doing good work, anon
>tfw you realize what ground zeroes was hiding
>>127234945
It certainly wasn't hiding how bad that game was
Why does the PC version suck so much?
The servers haven't been this bad since launch day.
Chico is Quiet, which makes Quiet a tranny.
Paz is Mantis.
Kaz is the glasses.
Les Enfants Terribles are clones of Kaz's body.
Why did Huey betray everyone by destroying Mother Base and defecting to XOF?
He went from pretty cool beta guy to lying traitor.
>>127222875
Liquid Snake is my favourite.
But your taste is ok too.
>>127234945what
>>127237236
Because XOF had more funds and resources.
He only joined up with Big Boss and MSF because Hot Coldman had no more use for him and he wouldn't be working on anything for him anymore.
Huey just wants to make crazy war machine robots. He doesn't care about anything else.
Solid Snake ruined the Metal Gear Solid franchise
>>127237346
>not knowing tfw
>>127237810
Solid Snake is fine.
He's a remorseless killing machine while Big Boss always goes non-lethal but having an amoral villain protagonist isn't wrong in and of itself.
And Kojima later shifted the series focus to Big Boss, the real hero.
No, what ruined the Metal Gear franchise was Solid Snake worship.
It's what made Kojima hate the series and is a large part of why people didn't like MGS4, because Snake was old, and MGSV, because Big Boss never turned evil.
>>127237976
if you had a higher understanding, you'd share it here in all caps like an all capped whorebesides you didn't even notice my rare snake
>>127233068
I'm unsure about the following, but since the virus ended up being the Kikongo strain, Kaz wasn't infected right?
I can't remember if he got treatment or not. If not, he could still have gotten kids.
Still, it's poorly tied together.
>>127238176
>fanart is rare snake
>>127238112
>Big Boss never turned evil.
hm
>>127238237
Couldn't he still have gotten it, he just couldn't spread it/get the symptoms?
>>127238237
Yeah, they all got treated.
>>127238237
Adoption.
>>127238306
He didn't.
Solid Snake was fed a bunch of bullshit by the Patriots to get him to do his job, what else is new.
And he had such a combat high that he hallucinated a conversation with Big Boss.
>>127238248
http://conceptartworld.com/?p=41523
could just be a random character, but you have his affinity for cigs
>>127222875
Viper is my favorite Snake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koi0ZXOVu4c
>>127238432
The Kaz that Kaz ended up being 20 years after his development, wouldnt adopt a kid. Kaz wouldnt fucking get married, honestly.
The only hope he'd have, and the most likely, is a lovechild from his MSF days.
>>127238450
>he didn't
>he just agreed to convince venom that he was big boss and abandoned his comrades
>>127238237
>since the virus ended up being the Kikongo strain, Kaz wasn't infected right?
Triggering the parasites and getting infected are two different things.
All of Mother Base was infected. Only those who spoke Kikongo were activating their parasites though.
>>127238570
>implying kaz was broken forever
>implying revenge didn't satisfy him
>>127230451
Why did Kojimbo have to punish Miller so badly?
>Sick mother
>Picked on because he was half japanese
>His unit dies and he's humiliated by Big Boss when he tries to force him to join MSF and then beats their challenges
>Loses everything he and BB have built in GZ
>Almost dies but STILL worries about BB on the OR before he goes into a coma
>Keeps searching for him to the point he agrees to Zero's plan without knowing BB's location and following Ocelot's lead
>Gets tortured, blinded and mutilated
>Gets rescued by Venom without knowing he's not BB
>He realizes BB quickly got rid of him by having him take care of Venom to attract the world's attention instead of joining the friend he's worried about for so long
>He's stuck with a "phantom clone" of his best friend who is making a different project altogether
>Subtly hinted by Ocelot that he'll kill him if he doesn't stick with the plan
>He trains Solid and his ultimately killed by Ocelot or Liquid
What an awful fate
>>127238616
>he just agreed to convince venom
He had no choice in that. It was already done by the time he came out of his coma. All they had time to do was brief him on it and the hospital was attacked. Everything was already in place and changing the plan after he woke up would probably have gotten both him and Venom killed.
>abandoned his comrades
Big Boss had bigger things to deal with than a petty revenge plot. The world was being taken over by a shadowy organization and he needed to fight that. Killing Skull Face wouldn't bring back the dead and the bigger threat was the Patriots.
He put his best men on the Skull Face issue while he focused on the bigger picture.
>>127238731
It didn't.
He just wanted more and more revenge.
When he finally got it on Big Boss he had nothing left to live for until Ocelot murdered him.
Kaz after Peace Walker was a piece of shit who couldn't live without finding someone else to blame for his problems.
He even turns on Venom eventually because he's too much of an edgy faggot.
>>127238237
I wouldn't be surprised if Kojimbo decided to infect Kaz with the Japanese strain
That would make Kaz's anger even more relatable and easy to empathize with
>there are people who wasted their last few days running the event to get the nameplate
I guess being a wagecuck makes you value your own time
>>127228790
>>127238761
Kaz was solely responsible for Peace Walker.
He did it for the monies.
Then he gets butt hurt when XOF blows up his money project.
>They played us like a damn fiddle!
>Give it back!
>It was ours damn it!
>Give it back!
He also treated waifu Paz like shit.Chico raping Paz is not canon.
>>127238570
Kaz did get married you dumbfuck.
Look it up.
>>127238731
yes, thats absolutely what im implying. He went over the edge mentally and could never achieve his goal of "revenge" since it was so arbitrary and built on bad judgement. Poor old Kaz fell apart.
>>127238761
>>He's stuck with a "phantom clone" of his best friend who is making a different project altogether
>>Subtly hinted by Ocelot that he'll kill him if he doesn't stick with the plan
That's actually really sad when you think about it. He can't reunite with his friend because some meany won't let him, and he can't even get help from his friend because his friend and the meany are on the same team against him.
>>127239235
on the wiki written by a LITERAL autist?
R E T C O N N E D
>>127239380
It's so retarded if you think about it though
>BB literally begins a war with Zero
>He sticks with his plan of having a phantom clone when that means saving his ass
>He uses this to build Outer Heaven and go against Zero
That's so hypocrite
>>127239036
nice headcannon
>>127238570
This is true.
Kaz was a womanizer. TPP Kaz doesnt even really care about woman. (Doesn't get excited anymore when you fulton a female made me sad as fuck) If he wanted to bang every chick again like his old PW self, I still couldn't see him getting married.
He's too busy "sending Big Boss to hell" like the edge lord he is. He literally spends the rest of his life trying to kill Big Boss by using his son. Kaz is fucked up and broken and dies in Alaska alone
Kaz didn't die in MGS1, it was just a body double.
The real Kaz was working with Ocelot in MGS4
>>127239229
>He also treated waifu Paz like shit.
That seems kinda reasonable, after all.... I mean, did I miss something in PW, or is everyone acting fucking weird about Paz?
BB/Venom:
>She tried to kill me with my own metal gear as a part of her plan to nuke the world! Everything she said about being an angel of peace was a lie.
> She will always be in my heart as an angel of peace.
Kaz:
>That spying bitch is the reason I lost everything and my life is nothing but pain now.
>Hey, we should make her our mascot and hang cute pictures of her all over Motherbase! You know... for morale!
Seriously... she went full villain, how are people still so fond of her? Fucking Ocelot would make a better "Angel of Peace" than her.
>>127239984
Kaz was the sunglasses.
Kaz's body was killed in MGS, but Liquid is wearing his glasses.
Then when we see Ocelot in MGS4 he is wearing sunglasses. Believing himself to be Liquid, he got Kaz's glasses from wherever Liquid left them. At which point Kaz possesses him.
>>127240090
>how are people still so fond of her
Cause she's kawaii as fuck, anon
Reminder: Paz is MY waifu, only MINE!
>>127240090
>how are people still so fond of her
Because they retrieved her diaries and it turned out that she realized the bullshit she was into and she couldn't back up because Cipher would annihilate her
Reminder: Kaz is MY waifu, only MINE!
>>127239913
This. Kaz has been my waifu since PW. I want the best for him, but this.
Reminder: Code Talker is MY husbando, only MINE!
>>127240370
>implying Miller isn't polygamous
He just can't keep the bitches off his dick
>>127240517
Zis desu. Bitches fucking love the guy and want to pamper him and feed him cake.
>>127240253
I guess you can get away with starting a nuclear war if you're kawaii enough.
>>127240350
But even right after she fell into the ocean, Big Boss got instantly sad about her death.
>>127240713
>Big Boss got instantly sad about her death.
Because he used a girl that had nothing to do with them just to threaten him into being his army and get close to him
Not to mention that BB is very smart and might have already noticed how she wasn't acting like herself on ZEKE
>>127240495
I WANT MY REVENGE FILLED TPP AND ANGER FILLED BIG BOSS
GIVE IT BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
CUTE
>>127240680
guarantee i deserve him more than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3aoc9n3F6g
good tape
>>127240990
yeah thats pretty cute
And people thought this was the tip of the iceberg and expected more crazy shenanigans
>>127241074
>Big Boss gives Kaz a diaper
Time to kinkshame BB
So is kaz blind or what? I can't remember if this was addressed in the story, because I forgot most of the story as it was garbage. The only things I remember was huey being a shit bag and "WOLMBACHIA!". The lack of pigment in his eyes points to it, but then if he is, he's the most talented blind man I've ever seen.
>>127241225:^)
Which one would you spend your MB shekels on ?
RAY is the cutest Metal Gear.
>>127242125
Half of them aren't actually bought with MB coins. But Bikinis are the only ones I'd even consider.
>>127242143
>>127241843
Not even close
>>127240090
>BB/Venom
>implying their perception of Paz is identical
Blah blah brainwashing blah blah indistinguishable from the real thing, yeah, I get it, except fucking no. Venom Snake remembers Paz better as the nice girl he sorta knew from MSF, and as the patient he couldn't save. She is LITERALLY in his heart because she exploded and left teeth in there. It's a different relationship.
I want to hug Joost
>>127241349
He can see. Don't trust that lying piece of shit.
My combat unit just reach level 99 and I got a prompt saying "max combat level reached"
But I thought you guys said they raised the level cap past 99? Did they just leave that notification in by mistake?
>>127241349
Of course he isn't blind.
>>127242143
>no dick gun
Reminder that ray got savagely fucked by rex for a reason.
>>127241349
It's called 'nuclear sclerosis' and its effect on vision is negligible.
>Shaved Boss looks like David Bowie
yet I thought he looked like Kiefer when bearded
>>127242405
What's stopping you ?
>>127243182
My arms can't reach the other side of the world ;_;
I ship these two so hard, it's not even funny.
>>127243545
Fuck off
>>127243457
Dude you're such a poet, you should go see her and try your luck.
Remember love can bloom even on a battlefield.
I thought this picture was really cute so I decided to share it with everyone here.
>>127243545
Reminder that the Mantis is not for sexual.Reminder that do whatever the fuck you want with Eli, who cares.
>>127243132
Kojima never lost control.
>>127243716
That's adorable.
>>127231039
desu senpai i'd blow up to 400 if i could do it and be at least mildly healthy
being big and strong and imposing is worth more to me than being slim and trim and healthy
>>127241364cute
>>127242382
>Venom Snake remembers Paz better as the nice girl he sorta knew from MSF
No he doesn't. He's had his memories replaces so extensively he even has PTSD and flashbacks about her.
I have something to tell, but you guy will think i'm memeing/lying.
>>127244062
You should try SS/GOMAD, then.
>>127243716
Cute. Thanks for sharing with us.
>>127244789
say iit
>>127244816
I had a dream last night, andLaughing Wallabywas in that dream.
I woke upwith my pants full of cum.
>>127244971
this is an 18+ site kiddo
>>127244971
you will never touch you irl, like I did.
>>127244971
Why would you sleep with your pants on ?
>>127244610
>he even has PTSD and flashbacks about her
And that's what makes him different from Big Boss. You think he'd care that much? You think he'd carry that trauma with him?
>>127245252
because it's cold.
>>127243716
Cute!
>>127243716
>shitty drawing
Reminder that Snake can write in his own way of cursive. He can probably draw better than Ocelot can.
>>127245268
Ooooh, I thought you meant Venom didn't care about her, since he didn't know her as well......
I guess you're right, but Big Boss seemed to care quite a bit in the chopper. He did that passionate "nooooooooo" perfectly when she jumped. Almost body guard worthy.
>>127244971
blessed Tbh
>>127245330
I can warm you up if you want anon.
>>127243716
>Proud of himself
fucking kek
>>127245673don't do this to me
I want tokisskid Mantis!
>>127245770
Don't tell me you're doing nofap2016.You'll never make it
>>127245904
I'm doing NoFapToQuietOrJoost2016
>>127245564
Most people write in their own way of cursive.
>>127245904
that picture is fucking hideous
>>127246069
cool. i did that in 2015and i'm doing it again every year until i die.
>>127245876
Mantis hates sexuality.
>>127246289You'll never make it
