Pomf sucks.

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>>127164115
First for treating your helpful security friends to tea and cake.

Third for RIRI DESTRUCTION by senaat

Dr. Weird costume when ?

Everything about this is perfect :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo

90% of the skit apply to SS13 perfectly.

RIRI BTFO

>>127164676 Oh good a RD video
Collecting videos for supplementary purposes on the wiki
Help out!
>HoP

>CE

>RD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36pKI6qNKo
>Engineer
youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
>Quartermaster

>Geneticist

>Construct

>Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaQdzcwFW8
>Mouse

>Cortical Borer

>Personal AI

>Traitor

>Double Agent

>Changeling

>Vampire

>Cultist

>Nuclear Agent

>Revolutionary

>Blob

>Vox raider


Other
>Guide to toxins

>Guide to xenobiology

>Guide to xenoarchaolgoy

>Guide to Virology

>>127165502
Not sure if this is relevant enough but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gs2VYL-3RI
>Sec Interrogates Traitor Librarian During D&D

>>127164676
it even has mothmen in the video
MOTHMEN WHEN
HIPPIE ALREADY HAS THEM
WHY DO WE HATE FUN

>>127165502
Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crk89BHnN3Q

>>127165502
>supplementary videos
That was a wiki meme from one of the other servers, right?

>>127166858
The Goonstation Wiki

>>127166626
too specific, thanks though
>>127166757
Works for now
>>127166858
yep

>>127165502
>vampire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3llBqByNOUk

>Nuke ops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ

>pAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_W4EV-ikJY

>Changling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRfWsn_J7M4

>Guide to virology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGjIVfUUx_w

>guide to toxins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FADzuOIW-Tg

>>127165502
> Guide to toxins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC55OSXubKk

>>127167408
thanks
>>127167428
Actually I was thinking makeshift weapons for that video

>>127167428
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxlduIH3I4

Anybody have the yt2ogg script?

>>127165502
>nuke ops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

>toxins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBH-S2F6ajY

>xenobiology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqbTLJ0U84M

>>127167408
That doesn't seem like a good fit for pAI

>>127165502
>Vox Raider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864h2e_7bVI

>>127169115
Cute

>>127168014
I was going to look it up for you but it looks like foolz is down right now and the newer archive doesn't have it.

Scarves were just merged for the festive crate if anyone still cares about all that

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>0/0/2559

triggered

>>127165502
>Guide to Xenoarchaeology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObYwvpDKWIo

>>127169701
>he doesn't know about the secret month

lol
have you been missing out on a whole month your entire life?

>>127165502
not sure if you want an IAA video or if you already have one, but here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5oLQVieB4U

>>127170227
We got BETTER CAUL SAUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE

>>127165502
>Guide to Surgery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcbVUNO1NY

>>127164676
>>127165502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPoYB5m0ks8

This could be a good Ling one, it's from Season 2.

>>127165502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTLG4_Om7c
>Bomberman Mode

>>127171646
bomberman has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

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Podbay was fun.

>>127165502
Maybe Traitor or Double Agent or Changeling or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_LWNHpejhM

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Pretty calm round

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>cult

>>127172762
*extends proboscis*

>>127172394
>ending
That's ling

WHY THE FUCK IS BYOND IMMEDIATELY CRASHING WHEN IT STARTS DOWNLOADING THE UPDATE?

>>127173107
are you running windows 10?

>>127173149
Yeah, it worked the other day though.

>>127173225
Install windows XP

>>127173225
>>127173107
There was a fix in the last thread, exactly like you describe, windows 10, worked one day but not the next

>>127173324
Well, that thread is dead and gone.

Hopefully someone will post the fix again.

>>127173728
It had something to do with ActiveX I think.

>>127172405
Your bar was really cozy.

>cult
I was surprised, cult usually don't kill so many people and they are very clean...
There was blood everywhere in maint.

O well that's why they failed hard.

>>127173728
>Security Update for Internet Explorer Flash Player for Windows 10 Version 1511 for x64-based Systems (KB3132372)
http://www.byond.com/forum/?post=2007764&page=3

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I know this is the wrong place to ask, but is there any way I can wean a friend of mine off this game? As much as I loved SS13, I eventually got burned out on it. He, however, does nothing but play it 24/7. I can't convince him to play or do anything else. Am I just going to have to watch my NEET bud waste away here, or can something be done?

>>127174128
Convince him to play on TGstation, it will make him learn to hate SS13

>>127172248
That should be telescience.

>>127174196
Actually, that's where he's at. He can't even play as a lizard anymore on there, but he still sticks around.

>>127174474
Your friend is a monster

>>127174128
I dunno man let him have fun

>>127164391
>that shitty sec that round
>entire force stood around jerking each other off in science over stun revolvers
>HoS cuts a random guys head off over a mask while xenos are running loose

>>127173107
go in
>internet settings
>security options
>custom
and enable all the shit that's related to active X, even if windows is a shit and tells you it's not secure

So Celt is going to be reworking temperatures soon and there's a bit of an issue with people heating up again after they get out of cryo.

The Medical Microwave

It's a giant microwave that's designed to stabilize a patient's body temperature (either from below 37 or above 37) to 37. This'll take ~5 seconds.

It'll also have an emagged setting that'll take one minute to completely ash somebody but is really obvious because the window will start glowing red instead of yellow.

If someone with a metal limb uses it it'll start sparking profusely.

>>127175971
cryo already heats people that come out of it

>>127176170
not with celt's temperature rework you dingus

>>127176170
He's changing the way that temperatures work, it'll be harder to gain (and lose) temperature.

>>127175971
Why not just
like
maybe

build another cryo tube running at a stable temperature?

>>127176263
Would that make a ping noise when your patient is cooked?

>>127176221
no, it's literally coded to magically jump your temperature back to normal when you get ejected

>>127176263
Because it's not a fucking giant microwave and doesn't make a ping noise you retard.

>>127176350
Conveyor through a room full of firepits, proximity sensor at the end attached to a bell

Or change the emag option of the medical microwave to turn them into a box of donk pockets

Meteors on collision course with the station

>>127176359
>>127176170

>implying
check it out in game it does not put your temperature to anywhere near normal

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>Sawbones breaks into AI upload
>AI TURN OFF THE UPLOAD ENERGY
>RD: AI don't, HoS is mad
>BORGS ARE SAYING SAWBONES IS A HUMAN EVEN THOUGH HE'S A SKELETON, BOLT THEM DOWN
>RD: Hey Captain, HoS is fucking mad
>have a huge chase with sawbones, end up only getting him arrested with beepsky intervention
>Brig
>RD is now asking I permabrig Sawbones(???)
>Start counting his crimes
>I can't permabrig him
>Ask him to say "permabrig me" so I can permabrig me
>He refuses to
>The meteor warning has come some time ago, so I just pull out my secret weapon: A trial
>He yakkety saxes out of the seat and tries to hide behind a table

>Pretend he's the prosecution instead and tell him to get himself arrested
>

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>>127173728
Please for the love of god put this into the OP next thread
>Windows 10 crashing before first ad?
>Open IE and right click at the top of by our browser. Click on the menu bar option, you will now see things like file, tool, and edit at the top. Click on tools and then click Activex filtering. Byond should work now.

>>127176707
He cut all the wires for my AI control to my APC also, so I really couldn't stop him.

My best bet was door slamming but he had hacked the door open and it wasn't closing properly.

>>127176707
>>127176883
The friggen Sawbones does it again!

sawbones is shit

Yo guys, Zach here. sorry for fucking up and panic stabbing so much the last couple of days. I'm trying to keep that shit down now and just have good chef fun.

Changeling :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYRfpaBwnc

>>127176813
but I use firefox.

Rate stations
>/vg/station
>TGstation
>Goonstation
>Baystation
>Hippie Station
>Paradise Station
>d20station
>Yogstation

>>127178365
YEAH WELL BYOND DOESN'T

>>127178365
it's a microsoft application at the very least try it
or just uninstall w10 like a sane persone

>>127178473
/vg/station: 8/10
Everything else: shit/10

>>127176458
>Or change the emag option of the medical microwave to turn them into a box of donk pockets
What if all donk pockets are made that way and we've just never known?

>>127177276
>>127177087
hey im sawbones whats up

>>127178473
what about double chan's server?

>>127178473
shit/shit would rate again.
>>127178856
what server?

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>>127178718

>>127178856
WHO CARES/10

>>127178365
I use chrome, it doesn't matter. Do it.

>>127178856
Double chan is dead, so is their server. It was dead even before double chan died.

>>127176707
I didn't entirely understand the situation at first, and when I did I was just pissed at him greytiding at the worst possible time.

>>127176883
I hope you weren't able to see your turret control, otherwise you need to learn more AI fuckery tricks.

>>127178972
Why was vote readded? We are back to square one, but now without highpop taxi

>>127179948
One step at a time

Of course that step may be on a banana peel or into space

>>127178972
Pomf for the love of fuck
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5945

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>had tons of fun playing metaclub 3 times in a row last night
>get idea for a neat metaclub gimmick
>map rotation is gone
>we'll never play metaclub again

What gametype is the shittiest?

Lings or Rev?

>>127180785
Ling, by far
Rev at least is over in 15 minutes or less
Ling is two fucking hours or more of your life, gone, in the official lmaostealthantag gamemode

>>127180785

Revolution

At least you can have fun in Ling as a non-antag

>>127180785
Ling has at leasr the slightest glimmer to be something neat. I mean it won't be because everyone who ever played SS13 is a complete retard, me included.

But rev is just TDM and has no hope whatsoever.

IDEA
Rename Meta to XBOX
because it's Box, but hueg

>>127180785
Rev is literally "fuck stealth KILL ALL THE HEADS" the gamemode

>>127181218
Go kill yourself ok thanks bye

>>127181218
Box is wider and taller.

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>>127181330
What's wrong with a really short maximum clusterfuck round once in a blue moon?
Sounds excellent for a palate cleanser and a change of pace, provided it doesn't drag on for too long and doesn't happen too often, both of which don't happen for Rev

>>127181471
>>>/tumblr/

>>127181643
because we can have those without rev, rev is just a gigantic shitshow in 15 minutes and isn't fun for anyone except for greytiders.
Here's how a rev round goes
>Oh boy I have [JOB]
>Time to do [JOB]
>Does job for 5 minutes
>Random person comes in
>If [JOB] does not equal Captain, HoS, HoP, CE, RD, or CMO, you are flashed and now join a tide of shitters destroying everything
>If [JOB] does equal one of the listed jobs above, a tide of shitters comes in and destroys you

>>127182018
malf
>Oh boy I have [JOB]
>Time to do [JOB]
>Does job for 20 minutes
>Plasmafludd
>If [JOB] does not have immediate access to atmos hardsuit, die

wiz
>Oh boy I have [JOB]
>Time to do [JOB]
>Does job for 5 minutes
>Wizard shows up
>Stop doing [JOB] because it's over as soon as the wizard is dead
>Wizard valided 10 minutes later, or worse, is "friendly" and round drags on for 1 hour

So, how good a job have you guys done convincing people to play non-box?
Well, right? The votes will reflect the widened horizons and good experiences when they return, right?
Right?

>>127182018
You forgot
>If [JOB] is sec, be prepared to be robusted by a group of greytiders and have your weapons stolen

>>127182306
Votes are back. We box now.

>>127182293
So you don't like long rounds huh

>>127182457
so, is box voted for now more than ever?
Because that would be really funny.

>>127182509
Shuttle works exceedingly well and I see no point in removing that from wiz

>there are people who go "NUKE OPS LET'S BE BROS" in a round
>they complain in ooc chat when nuke ops kill them

>>127182641
I see no point in ending a round when wizard is killed.

At least let them enjoy their victory before siccing xenos on them

>>127182509
waiting 3 hours for antag roll is why I suicide if I hear of a friendly wizard.

>>127183147
>friendly wizard
>friendly
>wizard

Wizards are always valid, kill them when you have the chance. When wizards say they're friendly, THEY LIE.

>>127182924
>its a gimmick nuke ops

Is becoming a MoMMi useful tool to better understand the workings of the station?

>>127183887
Sure, MoMMIs don't do work anyways, so it's good to experiment with it.

>>127183887
It's an okay way to learn where pipes are and shit I guess

>>127183887
Not really. Observer is way better, and asking engineers even more. Read the wiki all the time.
Become a derelict MoMMI if you want to experiment.

>>127181218
that was vgstation.dmm but cptwad is lazy
>>127183147
just kill the fucking wizard, antags aren't friendly

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>>127184771
>just kill the fucking wizard
Thanks!

>>127184771
Pomf speaks the truth

>>127183887
Depends.
If there is an experienced MoMMI on then yes it is the best way to learn engineering, they only got one person to talk to and you are it, you can ask them anything.

First SME I ever set up was a five core SME I set up with another MoMMI.

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>>127184771
never go black, kids

>>127185171
Anyone who thinks friendly wizards make a good game are faggots and are considered valid if they are helping the wizard to escape

>>127183147
>Friendly wizard
Sorry could you repeat that?
All I heard was 'clay pidgin'.
Are we going skeet shooting?
Let me go get the combat shotgun.

>>127181330
>implying stealth is interesting
>implying you actually make it interesting for the detectives who aren't there and don't just faceroll fuckers with parasting until you're bored

>>127181643
I agree, it's like a purge.

>>127172762
>>127173010
HELP DORMS

Jesus christ this rounds security is retarded.

>>127187620
Jesus christ ick ock.

>>127187620
Good ling round though

>No doom report for 4 DAYS
confirmed dead. pack it up, boys, back to byond.

we should just all buy byond membershits.

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7460
>this game is so convoluted nobody even knows what's going on in the code anymore

>>127187968
Next year it's going to be 2
The year after it's 1
And the following year a SS13 remake on a decent engine with all current features will appear out of thin air, or some autist's basement in Belarus

Why am I seeing very faded text on the floor tiles around my character? I thought it was burn-in from my monitor at first.

>>127188284
Screenshot?

>>127188273
>Implying DoomAnon isn't the lord and savior
Whatever gets left out will be worth it for the advantages FPS brings.

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Get hype

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>>127188341
It looks like it plasters my byond username everywhere, never seen this happen before.

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>>127188661
>somebody actually sprited it

>>127188661
What the fuck is this

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>>127188661
>the medical microwave is actually happening
It better let you cook people when it's emagged.

>>127188702
What the shit?
What server is this on?

>>127188661
So what, you change your skin colour with the tanning bed?

>>127188848
/vg/
I tried closing the game and putting it back up and I see the same shit.

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Making it so that combat log text of attacks that hit you are a little bigger, so it's easier to find the name of the person that attacks you and shit.
I also made it so that your name is replaced with "You". It seems like a quality of life change to me, but it also hides you the info of what identity you had when you got hit, which could be something a changeling or shit could find useful?
What's the thread's opinion?

>>127188824
it lets you cremate them but it takes longer, the red one is the emagged version

>>127189038
Casualization of the textbox is always a no in my opinion.

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>>127188886
oh man it should totally have two emagged modes

>>127189038
sgood
>>127189276
ckey now so I can make fun of you

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>>127187951

>tfw no oxygen

>>127189651
That spaceman looks like me when I see shitcurity and the captain chasing after the greytide when Nuke Ops have arrived on station.

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>>127188661
Slightly updated version to make them look less flat

>>127189360
I remember that round! Was that the one Celt and Niggly fought in because he spawned you lots of things to make noise with?

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>>127190012
>tfw it looks like that incinerator from moon

>>127189921
Wolfenstein 3D is the HoP fighting against the entire Nuke Ops single handed.
DOOM is when the teleporter fizzled and made Nar-Sie rise, with one Deathsquad member

>>127190070
yes, niggly even started slamming me into walls when i was in the brig

that was a good round

>>127190070
Yes.
>>127190012
The hell is this, Elim?

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Sec, what the fuck guys?

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classy

>>127190213
I was kind of going for that
>>127190367
Celt's making changes to the way cold works, but that fucks with cryo, as it makes people get hypothermia upon getting out because it's harder to warm up.
So he asked me to sprite a man-sized microwave to warm people up to normal temperature after cryo.
The emagged version will do bad things to them.

>>127190383
First sec round for me, but the communication between yall were terrible. No idea what was happening.

>>127190383
I was trying my best to be a fair and righteous sec officer, but I'm guessing the HoS was being a shitter once I passed off the prisoners.

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Bling office.

>>127190608
>medbay players throw a shitfit when cryo does 0.1 burn damage per second
>now you're making cryo a two-step process
You think that shit will fly?

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why is she so cute

>>127190572
lmao

>>127190572
Stop being bad then vader, fuck.
>>127190647
I straight up sent the retard a warning about the grey attack and he just stayed there jacking it off and beating prisoners.
>>127190714
Rail is love.

>>127190608
>Man-sized microwave
>A fucking microwave
How about just giving them coats or making a comfy sauna?
This sounds really dumb, to be honest.
Celt shouldn't touch cold itself, especially where cryo is concerned.

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>>127190608
>I was kind of going for that

>>127190687
Hey, don't tell me, tell Celt.
I'm not the one coding it, I'm just spriting it like I was asked.

>>127190687
>>medbay players throw a shitfit when cryo does 0.1 burn damage per second
It fries your ass if it's between 110 and 130K. Might even bug out if it's below 110K, but I'm not sure about that.

>Eat an apple from the kitchen
>be unable to play the rest of the round because you pass out every 5 seconds from an overdose of mindbreaker toxin
>Admins do nothing when you report it

>>127190687
It makes a pinging noise, anon. Like a fucking microwave. How do you not appreciate this beautiful thing?
>>127190743
Christ anon you're taking this game way too seriously. It's a wonderful idea.

Broswell will stay forever mad because of this round

>>127190714
rail is a chick?

>Vader and shitcurity start murdering any crewmen in the brig
>is confused why people call him shit

>>127190743
Or just feeding them a chili.

Seriously holy fuck this playerbase is retarded.

>>127190814
Sorry man, I was the chef on hand that round. I can 100% promise to you that I didn't poison the food. Food is sacred, it's why I shitter when I see people do nothing but deepfry shit.

>>127190835
Vader did nothing wrong

>>127190743
God damn there are so many people that think this game is supposed to be some kind of serious space emulation when it's always been a silly, whimsical game.

>>127190714
>>127190738
Shut up rail

>>127190835
Hes neither a bro
or swell
fuck him he should rename himself swellsdicks

>>127190916
triggerred

>>127190608
I like the idea of adding more steps to cryo, to make people use it as a cure-all less often.

Where will the mancrowave go? Medbay's pretty cluttered as-is.

>>127190743
It wasn't my idea, but my opinion is that it's cooler than coats or a sauna. It's like an actual medical machine

>>127190916
>Can't stop greys
>Murders everyone
>Gets triggered when people shit talk him.

>>127190871
theres a reason im not banned fuckface, I didn't break any rules in or out of game and my HoS is set to never. Don't hate the player hate yourself.

>>127190916
thanks friend

hats off to Kat for helping me pull off magic tricks

>>127191043
HE DINDU NUFFIN

Vader should never play captain or sec holy fuck

!! SECRET POWERGAMING PROTIPS !!
Break a table from the Bar to get wood, make a bowl. Add one metal sheet to it to create a mortar. Now, add metal sheets to the mortar to grind them into liquid iron (don't overthink it)
Fill a soda can with iron and dexalin. Put that shit in your internals box.
Took brute damage? IMMEDIATELY GET YOUR CAN AND DRINK THAT SHIT
This WILL save your life.

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This is what wardens actually believe.

As I said, I have no opinion of your actual HoS play in terms of arrests, but when you murder borgs doing their Law 2 thing that's when you step into bad territory. You should have ordered another officer to order the borg to stand down, because you're not a human.

I was about to door slam the HoS but decided against it when it became obvious security was about to be besieged and probably a lot of human harm would take place, especially if the HoS was not there to help.

>>127190871
broswell assblast detected
also:
>isn't an antag
>steals IAA ID and breaks into office waiting to kill IAA with circular saw
>cries when he gets robusted and rekt by Vader and co.

A S S B L A S T

>>127190572
Buttmad silicons are the best.
You can see them get butthurt but usually they can't do anything about it.
Even better when they don't like being treated as slaves.

>>127191061
well good, make sure it stays at never, because your shit at the job.

>>127191010
Could maybe put it in where one of the sleepers is now
I'm sure it wouldn't be too bad to put one in.
Plus, I dunno if Celt was planning this but I think it should be a pretty fast process, so you don't have to leave people in there for 15-20 seconds while other cryo patients are piling up.

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>>127191023
>Actual medical machine
>Giant microwave

>>127190902
>still getting about the deepfry
it adds cornoil. cornoil makes it more filling. More filling means the crew has to worry less about eating and shit.

>>127190814
pretty sure the clown grinded like 10 ambrosia and then went into the backroom and came back with a condiment bottle of space drugs and dumped it on the apples. But I was dealing with bees so

>>127191093
>>127190871
Actually isn't me
I was never mad about being robusted in security, I was honestly expecting a ban.
>>127190835
>>127190996
me tho

>>127191089
>get swarmed by a ton of greyshits after hearing about a cult and knowing of definite traitors
>borg and ai start breaking people out and bolting doors to trap me to them

fuck you, your right in hindsight, but I didn't get bwoinked so clearly I didn't fuck up that bad now did I

>>127191184
fuck you too, salty cunt

>>127191093
>Sit in brig beating prisoners
>Get mad when greys fuck your shit up

Scrub. Also, it's roleplay, if you fuck hard enough people can mutiny under your retarded ass from getting sick of your shit.

>>127191195
Excuse me, small loli with a shovel, but I believe you will find that it is a MANcrowave. It's a totally different thing.

>>127191093
>o-only broswell would be mad at shitcurity murdering the crew

>>127191247
keep crying bitch nigga, just know your one attempt at HOS was a miserable failure

>>127190902
>not deep frying and injecting extra corn oil on top
Pleb

>>127191204
>clown
HONK

>>127191298
>one attempt

only head role I take is CMO, I hate the stress but im fully compitent, hence protecting my team faggot.

>>127191189
I'd recommend putting it in that area directly south of cryo, near the table with the wrench. Move the freezers/connectors around some if you have to.

>>127191189
I heard him say 3-5 seconds but more if you're using an emagged feature.
>>127191195
Why the fuck not? It's hilarious

>>127191247
I fucking used the grey power to go "HEY CUNT, THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK YOU. THIS IS A WARNING." I gave you fucking locations and I watched you just stay in the brig beating prisoners giving yourself a fucking hardon. You are shit at security.

>>127191306
>not deepfrying every ingredient so that you get maximum corn oil, then adding in more coinoil

I am getting a BYOND crash every time I try to join the server. But no other servers. Is this some sort of shadowban?

>>127191298
Maybe broswell shouldnt have started that shit
Waiting to murder the IAA why?

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>>127191293
>Actual medical machine
>Normal-size MANcrowave

>>127191247
Not really, you didn't fuck up that badly.

Keep in mind that unless I know the person is going to harm people, if they ask me to break them out, I have to. I broke one person out myself, and the borg attempted it first for that same person. She was being smart and leveraging Law 2 on AI and borgs, but you didn't stop to think about that when you killed one of the borgs and tried to kill another.

Next time, seriously, just be sneaky and change our laws to robocop under our noses or something so we have to listen to you, instead of killing other players for doing their jobs.

You helped sec withstand a pretty fierce assault, however, so good on you for that, though the way you acted may have caused some of those people to join in.

>>127191406
3-5 seconds sounds ideal. And for emagged stuff, yeah, you shouldn't be able to ash/husk people that quickly.
I do think we need more interesting ways to kill people though, and a large microwave that turns people into ash seems interesting to me

>>127191374
>but im fully compitent
nigga you can't even spell competent, let alone act it.

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>>127189651
I don't know if you saw this, but this is as crude as it gets. It's a basic draft of how sprites can be made from models, more akin to the origins of doom, and faster than doing it by hand.

Every single thing here can be made better. I noticed earlier that in the original 2D the cart doesn't hold the tail of the bomb, for example. It's a render filtered through a "c64 yourself" program, the model is more colorful.

Do you see any potential use for this?

>>127191456
I wasn't going to murder the IAA
I was going to do exactly what he did to me and smash a bottle over his head. Went south when the Warden walked in and I panicked

>>127191089
>plasmamen are human under asimov
Please jobban that man from any silicon roles forever, just in case he wants to play them, because he clearly doesn't know jack shit about laws.

>>127191441
Thanks for the newfound chef knowledge, bruv

Those deep fried deep fried donk pocket and deep fried donk pocket burgers will be goat

>>127191438
I didn't see ANYTHING like that and I didn't beat anyone personally unless I had no cuffs which was alot cause people kept stealing them and then i'd have to get them back and they'd bitch.

>>127191486
thanks
>>127191517
one of us were alive at the end because they did their job right.

>>127191506
A giant microwave that turns people into a burned mess sounds better for me.

>>127191456
declaring any prisoner in the brig to be cult and therefore due to be killed is not good policy. There wasn't even a cult, that's how retarded sec was.

>>127191553
>smash a bottle over his head
You might as well say "I'm an antag please fuck my face"

>>127191718
I'd honestly like it to have two emagged modes.
1. It turns you to ash after like 30 seconds maybe.
2. It turns your body edible

>>127191712
no, you were alive because you killed everyone that wasn't an officer, then boarded the sec shuttle. The reason the crew revolted was because of how you acted

>>127191089
>Malik thinks plasmamen are people
AI why didn't you kill the HOS if he was being a nonhuman shit

>>127191760
All of security is misguided.
I'm not mad that you kicked the shit out of me, it was deserved. I was mad that the HoS listened to the IAA who walked into medical to take medical supplies and for what? He's a fucking IAA who is only supposed to do the job of making sure that security is in line.
I legit dindu nuffin to get smacked on the head with a bottle. All I did was harass him for being in medbay because >muh access allows it

>>127191712
Oh fuck off, when I was being dragged into the brig you were going off about how you got the warning when I called you retarded.
>>127191712
I murdered two of your sec officers when they were doing their job. You had retards who shot people playing laser tag and a crew that just sat about while the lizard aliens were in the bar. People were getting fucked up on the station because you were too busy going "Dude cultists, lmao."

>>127191721
We didn't do anything like that, but the IAA and several people heavily implied and stated there was a cult. then the AI seemed to be subverted and bolting us places and keeping us out, plus the whole attempted door slam shit.
>>127191898
he didn't JUST choose not to, I aint an idiot either.

>>127191640
>make spaghetti
>deepfry it
>deepfry 2 tomatoes
>put them in microwave with 5u of water
>deepfry that
>repeat one more time
>put both deepfried tomato spaghetti in microwave
>get copypasta
>deepfry it
maximum corn oil and super filling, if a crew member eats the whole thing, which they usually do, they will get fat.

>>127191984
so what your saying is at the chef from last round you killed two innocent secs as a non antag. Ban when.

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>>127191542
But anon, Voxels!

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>>127191542
I was about to mention the C64 thing. I'm impressed you'd go through the effort of setting up a pipeline that resembles the original model-scanning method, props for that, man. It's not a fully necessary step, though, since the source port I use has support for md2/md3, but it would be useful as a software fallback or if the player simply doesn't want 3D models.

I could probably use the nuke sprites/model at some point down the line when I finish the Nuke Ops implementation, so I'd be grateful to have it - at some point, not necessarily now, so take your time. Right now I'm still handling mob things.

Have a look at early conditions. These work for both players and bots/mobs, as long as the appropriate animations are set up along with a life ticker. Yes, the grab system is still jittery, but that's because the bot won't fucking stop running around like a greyshit. I'll tweak it later.

the bot slipped itself after I stopped recording

>>127192852
>the bot slipped itself after I stopped recording
The AI is too realistic. Muh shitty classic AI.

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>>127192852
I love it.

>>127192117
Shit, I've never tried deepfrying ingredients, only final products. Going to have to do that next time I'm chef.

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>>127192473
Do not fall for the demons' work
At least show them with different or no shaders at all

>>127192852
That looks like a dream come true

Since the nuke is basic forms and already has a cubed contestant I went for that. I thought of guns, but they already work with the regular single sprite. Mobs were too difficult so I'll try that later.
Anything you suggest next? The nook only needs the panels and wheels, resizing is easy.

>[21:58:07]ADMIN: Senaat1/(Garryck Varus) gave Seldom Seen Man/(The Great Honkdini) the objective: Assassinate Borgnine The Stupendous, the Scientist.
admins pls go

>>127193606
It was a blood debt owed to the Honkmother. What's wrong, hate fun?

>Sit down for a game of 2dspess at 9PM
>Suddenly 1AM
No other game makes me lose track of time this fucking badly.

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>>127193552
I have no idea what you mean by that so I hit the render button and took some screenshots

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>>127193552
Maybe something common like chairs or stools - anything that needs both cardinal and diagonal directions. One issue with working with vanilla SS13 resources is that most objects only have 4 frames, where Doom expects a minimum of 8, so chair sprites render oddly because the front/back frames are duplicated.

This one is much shorter, but shows off the basic stuns, which are tied in with the hitboxes. It's the same animation as crit for now because I'm working with a pretty limited set of whatever bloodless death sprites I could find. Right now the punch/kick sprites and functionality are right-oriented only. Don't mistake it for a finalized combat system by any means.

>>127193374
Make sure to stock up on corn oil from botany, otherwise you'll run out quick

>>127195259
>500 fucking corn oil in each fryer
You'd have to be trying real hard to run out

>>127195020
I'm more curious how you're going to port our current medical system beyond pills.

>>127195552
Basic medical (damage types, basic treatments, syringes, etc) or advanced medical (surgery, genetics, virology)?

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>trying to make the general fabricator not shit and not buggy
>mfw EVERYTHING about it
Holy fucking shit
Comic, I hate you

>>127195305
trust me m8, you're doing alot of frying if you make my special spaghetti and cakes and burgers

>>127192117
That's a pretty good method, it gets you 12u of corn oil.

I have another solution. Dump 10 corn from botany into the grinder. Grind. Load your baster with 15u corn oil and inject it directly into any food. Repeat. You now have 30u corn oil in any food and it doesn't even say deep fried. At 600 nutrition, this meal will last the average crew member the entire shift.

>>127196112
And since most crew members don't fucking stop eating until the food is gone, they'll become a literal whale

How is Rail so perfect

sawbones fucked the nuke ops