New Year,noNew Waifus edition
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In this thread:
>Liara best waifu
>Napping is now forbidden
>That one guy who always gets mad about everything
>That one guy who spams swampbeast and can't spell
>Vandalism
Previous thread: >>126838712
Reminder that "Femshep" is now off the waifu list forever. The posting of "Femshep" results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE lynching.
liara best waifu
Pretty waifus!
>>127140603
>miranda
pic unrelated?
Slow dancing with the waifu?
>>127140847
With her head on your chest, as you rest you cheek on the top of her head?
>>127141513
With your hand softly rubbing her lower back?
black waifu in andromeda?
Can we please talk about ME:A instead of waifus
>>127142149
>man buried in copies of ME:A
>>127142069
Good Lord, yes, if she looks like that.
Did you ever get around to playing VtM:B eddrf?
>>127142149
There's nothing to talk about.
>>127142149
Sure. What aspect of Andromeda do you want to talk about?
happy new year , /meg/ ! wish you all the best and all your waifus tocome alive
you guys are weird
>>127142069
I like my black women the way I like my coffee.
Ground up and in he freezer.
>>127143904
poor taste
>>127143505
hi qt
>>127143951
i'm not cute
>>127144113
you're cute until proven otherwise
>>127142069
Probably end up being a female Jacob.
>>127133972
I don't really like that kind of high-pitched singing
>>127142069
pls no
>>127142149
we would if there was anything to talk about ME:A, but there isn't.
>>127143182
happy new year
>>127143505
sorry.
>>127144271
>pls no
even if she's cute like the girl in the picture?
>>127144168
pic related, it's me
>>127141625
Your fingertips just brushing the swell of her butt.Her dancing shifts gradually but surely, encouraging you to take a firmer hold.
I just found out there's a Mass Effect general.
How the fuck does this happen? 3 was shit and it's been quite a while since it was released.
What do you people even talk about?
>>127145212
Liara
>>127145212
because unlike you, most of us like the games
that's how generals work, people like a game and they talk about it
>>127142069
actually cute black waifu in andromeda?
>>127145612
The girl I posted is cute though
>>127145596
Cute!
>>127145519
I like the games except for 3, it was pretty solid until 2.
But like... I dunno. There's not even decent modding. I just can't fathom what there is to talk about, and I mean that in the most sincere way possible.
To each their own, I guess. Don't tell me people here actually liked 3, though?
>>127145792
3 isn't good, but there are parts of it that I like
>>127145792
there is a whole universe to talk about, it's a franchise and a setting, not just a small game, and on top of that there is a new game coming out just over the horizon. there is plenty to talk about.
>>127145759
her face is too fat
>>127146005
She has a round face with a pleasing amount of fat
>>127144648
>>127145596
>>127145759
>>127146318
Closed minded, as expected for a grumpy old kraut I suppose
>>127146318
But black women have the biggest cocks.
>>127146449
pee-ew! do I smell a "person" of colour here?
>>127146318
Top meme, my friend, I'll add you on Facebook!
>>127146713
No
Now tell me I'm the jidf next
>>127146713
Ill call TB and tell him to bring his brick.
>been playing a lot of mass effect and want to take a break and do something else for a bit
>only friend i have is behaving like a woman and acting grumpy and standoffish for no reason
Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my day?
>>127147190
Read a book
Learn to cook a new dish
Go see a movie
Play a different game
Go to the gym
Watch a documentary
>>127142069
>>127146318
>racemixing
>>/dag/
>>127148445
Fuck off, cancer.
>>127148445
You do realize tali is a different race, right?
>>127146449
>>127146859
I simply don't find them attractive at all, neither are arab or turk women
>>127148445
probably the first time I ever agree with you. don't let it get to your head though.
Impregnating your waifu?
>>127149000
Western doesn't like Arabs because they have more hair than he does on his balding scalp
>>127149000
Did you enjoy Frau Merkel's speech? (subtitled in Arabic for your viewing pleasure)
>>127149676
I have enough hair on my scalp, thank you very much.
>>127150043
Didn't even watch it
ashley's butt
>>127137056
>>>/wsg/885067
Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.
>>127140718
I hate Bioware.
>>127140847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yrUeafNmwU
She felt his arms around her, gently guiding her forward, closer to him, close enough to feel the beat of his heart. He looked dashing is his blue alliance uniform, though she'd rather be caught dead, than actually admit she thought that of him.
She picked up his steps awkwardly at first, more confident later, until she felt comfortable enough, loosening up and resting herself on him, mostly, to move, carry and care for.
To him, the usually energetic biotic seemed a bit bored with the slow tune and somber mood.
"Not your taste?" he wondered.
Zero shrugged, even as her head rested on his shoulders. "S'alright" she said, rather half-heartedly, which only spoke volume of how relaxed she felt.
A smile came to the specters lips, as he raised his head. She was enjoying it, he knew, just for the sheer comfort it provided her. "Well, just humour me this once" he offered to be her scapegoat. Jack had, after all, a reputation to uphold.
The tattooed woman looked up at his gleaming, joyful eyes and wide, radiant smile, then rested her head back on his chest. "Just this once" she sighed.
>>127151438
Is that a new fic?
>>127145519
>because unlike you, most of us like the games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>127147648
Is this guy serious? Do you know how hard it is to aim in ME1? Especially at the beginning? Try to snipe with 0 points in sniper rifles. It is impossible! This guy just cheated.
>>127151946
A snippet. But it works, I guess. Didju raik it?
>>127152171
>Didju raik it
very much
one change: it's spelled "spectre" in-game
>>127150209
>lying
The receding hairline tells all, mate
>>127148445
Good man.
>>127151438that double bass solo is actually pretty bad
>>127152435
this
it's an acronym and doesn't make any sense when spelled as 'specter'
>>127152564
There is no receding hairline, mate. Stop telling lies and saying other people are telling lies.
>there is more hair on an turk's chest than there is on WG's head
>>127152435
>>127152696
I know. I always type it out as Spectre, but speed typing sometimes makes you do mistakes. Didn't even know I did that, until you guys pointed it out.
>>127152642
It's a comfy song, WG. Originally by John Coltrane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmrpb8aQFQY
And I won't have you bad mouthing John Coltrane.
>>127153058
>And I won't have you bad mouthing John Coltrane.
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlRi34BasM
>>127153058
Mmm
>tfw OP mentions you in header bcs of shitposting
its like í already accomplished smth this year
>>127153348
CUTE!
>>127153348
>>127153416
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
>>127153348
How do I get her in-game
>>127151438
>Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.
Jesus.
>she's legal now
>caption is "back to back"
She's gone full lewd.
>>127153587
try this site http://www.masseffect2faces.com/
you might need to mod the game
>>127153723
Is she "back to back" with Sultry there? Wonder if they'll do an"ass to ass"
>>127155397
I haven't seen Sultry in any of the latest images. They might not be friends anymore.
I don't remember Sulty's name, either.
>>127155637
>Ireland_s_Nightmare.webm
>>127155637
Latin American shows, man.
>>127155637
>No Yanet Garcia, but sure enough, there's a Remy one in there.
Why do you torment me so?
>>127151406
Succulente
>>127154759
Tali don't need to change her helmet.
>>127157656
But it might not be a bad idea to have a spare.
>>127157656
it's like owning just one pair of shoes
A waifu calling you big poppa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GHQNnPUuo
>>127161026
a waifu calling you by your first name?
>>127161609
Madness!
>>127161609
you're crazy
God, I fucking love this general. You people are amazing.
>>127161847
Whoops wrong thread
>>127161847
>>127161984
>>127161847
>>127161984
more like wrong board
So how long will /meg/ be uninhabitable when Andromeda comes out?
>>127161469
noveria always makes me want to play perfect dark, something about the music i think
>>127162567
music reminds me of some theme from system shock but I can't remember which one
telling you're waifu to grab the fuckin fish?
Will we get forced political agendas in MEA?
>>127163885
>>127161847
>>127161984
jack to be honest
>>127166121
loru bets waffu
>>127167615
When did Cerberus launch their own canned beverage brand?
>>127167726
sometime between ME1 and ME2, they also have cups.
>>127168383
What about these?
>>127168460
>>127168959
Now the cans just need to be labeled as MTJ
>>127169084
doesn't work with cerberus helmets. they automatically detect alien drinks and self destruct
>>127169232
Cerberus has their own artificial MTJ, the brand name is Miranda's Tasty Jizz
>Look what I got for Christmas!!
>>127170824
>Rang in the new year, Mass Effect style!
>>127170824
>>127171245
hips are nice at least
>>127171352
face isn't bad either but taste is shit
>>127170684
Jesus Christ this comic is awful.
>>127166372
larry a sheet
jog bes wify
dont die
>>127174563
everything about this image triggers me
night meg
>>127175213
dream ofhairy turks
>>127174836
that was my intention
>>127177845
rude
>tfw no asari gf
>>127178520
iktf
Playing with a waifu's squishy eyeballs?
>>127181726
i'd rather not
>>127182114
Just try it, it's more fun than you think
>>127182114
Playing with a waifu's humongous balls?
i don't know what i'm doing anymore
>>127183463
barely keeping the thread alive?there really is nothing to talk about these days
>>127185801
add a bit of salt to your hot chocolate
>>127186016
where was I salty?
a waifu making you feel so brand new?
>>127186667
nowhere, i'm just saying, next time you make hot chocolate you should add a bit of salt to it
>>127186892
that is seriously gross
>>127187619
just trust me on this, it makes it extremely tasty, just be careful not to overdo it
Hot chocolate is the canon favorite drink of asari
>>127187723
they don't use milk or water as base though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysS5f4FfnD0
>>127188430
just melted 100% dark chocolate?
>>127188540
That sounds fucking terrible
>>127188852
i agree
i think that asari started importing hot chocolate, the normal kind, in bulk after the humans arrived
>salt in your hot chocolate
>>127189176
>>127189257
man just try it, i did it by accident tonight and it's literally the best shit i've ever tasted
>>127189176
>>127189257
http://bakingbites.com/2011/08/does-salt-make-watermelon-sweeter/
>>127189308
>>127189352
>>127189537
>furthering the hot chocolate discussion
>not contributing
>>127189537
i'm contributing to your life and happiness
>>127189673
>>127189308
>>127189352
>>127189623
>>127189630
m-mass effect?
>>127189917
I don't know about that
>>127189917
koira
>>127189917
What is that
>>127186016
Confirmed delicious. A small pinch, not a 1/4 tsp.
>>127190571
yes, you have to use a small amount. i'm glad you liked it!
a waifu making you a delicious cup of hot chocolateand adding salt without telling you
>>127190571
>>127190638
Stop this shit right now
>>127190638
It's the same concept as salted caramel, chocolate covered pretzels and other salty/sweet combinations.
>>127190698
And then foam?
>>127190732
Try it.
>>127190829
Waifus getting walked in on watching a bondage porno?
>>127190958
tying her up as punishment?
>>127190829
where would a waifu get something lewd like foam?
>>127190958
With hot chocolate pouring out of thei---- oh no.
>>127190829
I will, faggot
You should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>127191242
Good goy
>>127191314
We all our but for different reasons.
>>127191314
I am.
>tfw posting in these generals since 2012
>>127191787
what's wrong with that? just means you've found a lasting community of friends that you enjoy talking with, that's nothing to be ashamed of
fuck i love music
>>127191852
He's ashamed because you guys are a bunch of whining manchildren, that's the community he got involved with.
>>127192072
>he
>>127192018
same
>>127192072
>manchildren
Back to the kitchen wit yeh
>>127192115
>>127192291
t. manchildren
>>127191852
A-are we really friends, anon..?
>>127192018
Awesome!
>>127192072
>he
top kek
>>127193826
Why is this comic so fucking bad
>>127193976
No..We can be more than friends
>>127193976
>Why is this comic so fucking bad
Because stupid people with a lack of experience assume that every franchise can be translated into a comic when that's not the case at all. Also it's low budget because they didn't give a shit.
>>127195964
Oh anon:^)
>>127196272
>they didn't give a shit
Apparently.
>SKREEEEEEEESKREEEEEESKREEEE
Also guys look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
Oh man, I really really want a really good BioWare style game, but they haven't provided one yet and I'm confident Andromeda won't deliver that either, although I'm sure it will be fun in its own way, but I really need the good stuff, please game devs please give it to me I need to shoot up
i love you /meg/
i'm sad we couldn't spend the holidays comfy together
maybe next time
>>127197585
ily2
Did Tali-Ban say how many people he killed?
I deeply hope we have our own Cotton Hill, right here on MEG.
Wtf do you guys talk about? ME3 came out a long time ago and the series is over.
>>127198778
Waifus, hot chocolate, Chechnya, how shit bioware is, etc
>>127198898
Chechen removing however is a recent addition.
Who is your go-to squad?
Garrus & Tali has always been my favorite.
>>127200708
Liara and Garrus in 1
Thane and Samara in 2
Liara and Garrus in 3
>>127188430
>>127188540
>>127188852
>>127188938
I think he meant MTJ
>>127197138
bioware died when they were bought out by EA
>>127198778
there's a new part coming, read the news
Oh, that >>127204215 was already here. Here, this showed up in Mass Effect results as well.
>>127171245
disgusting, but would fuck, plus we could discuss anything mass effect related
>>127206712
she woould have so many back problems I don't even know where to begin with
>>127208926
mass effect fields
>stranica 9
>>127151406
Great butt.
>>127165073
Holy Christ, man. Who the fuck cares? How does skintone have any impact on the game whatsoever?
I'm still wondering why they're pandering to those fucking people, I just don't get it. They're not the majority.
EDI is cute
>>127190698
Seems like something she would do, really.
>>127200791
First game - Ashley and Garrus/Kaidan
Second game - Miranda and Garrus
Third game - I don't remember. Garrus and someone.
>>127190698
>hot chocolate and adding salt
>salt
I'd slap her butt for being silly
>>127200708
ME1: Liara and Ashley
ME2: Zaeed and Miranda
ME3: Liara and Ashley/James
>>127200708
1- garrus&wrex
2- grunt&zaeed(grunt&garrus before I downloaded full pirated dlc's)
3- javik(sometimes liara)&james(50% of time garrus)
>>127211319
What if she made salted caramel and didn't tell you it was salted?
>>127212293
Caramel is always a bit salty, so I would assume she added salt
Dis nigga, mayne.
>>127213565
who is this negro ?
>>127214124
A gay nigress Shep, apparently.
>>127214540
liberal wet dream
>>127214784
Too bad she's not also trans and muslim.
While also having a mental disorder and no legs.
A Colombian waifu with a fantastic ass?
>>127200708
garrus/liara best combiation as infiltrator
garrus is the only one who can kill
liara because biotic
>>127215570
Better than hers? Larger?
>>127216330
holy shit that's hot, but what about nice mammaries
>>127216330
About that. Thighs, too.
>>127216420
Love 'em, especially when clothing can barely support or even contain them.
>>127216420
>Jordan Carver
Fffffug.
>>127217880
>Lel, just kidding, everyone looks exactly the same.
>>127218005
bioware's choice to only use two different kinds of reaper is still baffling to this day
>>127218805
what the fuck is this ?
>>127219061
Obviously Mass Effect!
>>127219061
having to deal with 4 praetorians and nowhere to maneuver is a bad time for any class.
>>127219224
who are those man and woman? what the fuck is wrong with the man? are those 2 alien heads ?
>>127221313
name my band, /meg/
>>127222339
Adrian DELAWARE and the prolapsed rectums
>>127222384
Can'ttopthat, do they cover Odds tunes?
>>127223072
yes, they're also pretty good at Bee Gees songs
Back when installers were fun. Also, C&C Generals thread.
>>>/v/322343531
Watcha doin', MEG?
>>127225158
masturbating to cats the musical
Should I get leviathan and omega for ME:3, /meg/?
>>127225571
yes
>>127225571
yea, they're a OK dlcs
>>127225571
Pirate them, yes.
>>127226415
>pirate
Shut up poorfag
>>127225158
Just started looking through >>>/gif/7873270.
>>127225571
Don't give EA any money for them.
>>127226535
>giving money to Bioware™, a division of EA
>>127226535
why would you buy it when you can pirate it and have the same experience ?
>>127228634
Hello /meg/ how's it going? I just ate the first fruit of 2016, a tasty orange. I wonder if fruits from alien planets would be popular in ME.
>>127226549
Oh baby.
>putting salt into your chocolate
>>127211018
b-but you just think it's not a problem because it's not a problem for you...
>>127218805
What the fuck does that guy have on his shoulders? A Space Marine would be proud!
>>127229985
I just cooked my first meal of 2016, creamy pasta with seafood
