Doggy lives for 2016
>Marathons:
AGDQ:
gamesdonequick.com
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Just delete this thread. Let this doggy die.
wake me up when agdq ends
This is gonna be suhweet.
for fucks sake
delete this fucking shit
>>127139813
Anime! Wake up right now! Sig-kun is doing a 120 star run! :3c
*sniffs air*
it smells like shit mixed with piss
*vomits*
-Siglemic has gone live playing Super Mario 64
could puncayshun or some other actually good sm64 runner start streaming?
Threadly reminder
I thought we agreed the dog was dead?
>>127140286
this fills me with determination desu. If a sperg like this can get a gf, then it would be no problem for me desu senpai
>>127140286
lmao
>>127140597
>gf
Looks like a guy to me desu!
>>127140597
there's no fucking way dude
he probably just took out a loan so he could pay her off to take pictures with him
>>127140286
why is it always dudes that look ugly as fuck transitioning who then end up looking ugly as fuck as woman too?
why not kill urself?
My new year's resolution is to bring back chibiposting.
>>127140686
all the categories are arbitrary desu senpai
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't have a proper stream description
>>127140884
my mind wanders
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't follow anybody
>mfw there will be no good drama this year
Did the guy who proposed last year get married
>That Feel When Wanda Will Never Hold You From Behind With Her Breasts Against Your Back As Both Of You Hold The iQue Controller Together As You Both Get WR Together.
headcrab ask slayer why I can't donate to him
>>127140286Wait until Sunday, /v/
y_ tell z_ to stream t_
>>127140717
Is it actually a man?
>>127141816
rude
>>127141654
How Can Breasts Be Real If Our Genders Aren't Real
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't use a profile picture
>>127141816
chibi I'm not sure but his "girlfriend" sure has a penisor are american women literally this ugly?
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run fc3 although his time is far from good
>>>/v/322236792
/v/ is bullying us AGAIN
Any non-TAS with arbitrary code execution?
>>127142045
>my first (You) of the new year is a crosspost
>mfw there are virgins in this thread
headcrab ask slayer why he speedran fc3 for such a long time
>>127142237
immediately reminded me of Harold
h_ ask s_ when he will run oot
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run Watch dogs
headcrab ask slayer why he doesn't run blood dragon
headcrab ask slayer when headcrab's going to kill himself
love this meme
headcrab ask slayer when he's going to learn 120 star
>>127142564
dude me too,it's the forced creepy smile of autism
So what's the main "drama" going into AGDQ on Sunday? Is Cosmo the Thing gonna be there?
>>127142237
He looks autistic enough to be a muslim.
>>127140286le /v/ has arrived
>Super Mario Maker somehow made it into AGDQ
>Speerunning SMM
Will Super Mario Maker kill off Speedrunning for good this marathon?
>>127143087
sorry this thread is about speedrunning, feel free to post this on >>>/trash/
F O R S E N B O Y S
>>127143227
Also don't forget:
>Stepmania showcase
headcrab ask slayer when he will speedrun blood dragon
Based Typhoon for the quick Blackjack kills on Emancipation.
>>127143262
Go away Chibi.
headcrab ask slayer when he will save speedrunning
>>127143392
how'd you even save time on half those missions lmao
Should you speedrun a game that you like even if it's old and has been done and dusted so to speak, or should you focus on newer games so you have more competition?
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't running blood dragon
>>127144121
You should do what you want senpai, there are literally no rules
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't running watch dogs
>all the elitist fuckheads in this thread will get mad when agdq posting starts up
can't wait for your tears
headcrab ask slayer why he isn't answering my questions
KKona gachiGASM EleGiggle everyone spam Kappa in the chat, lets get a nice loud Kaaaaappaaaaaaaaaa
>>127141482
autism
>>127144731
That, and their pastime is being invaded by new people while their old bois drop speedrunning to play Mario Maker.
>newbois pretending oldbois are the problem when there literally are 0 newbois that speedrun
>>127144901
>not using forsenGASM
>not being a forsen sub
>>127146120
no chibi posting!!
>Log-On to StreamBig.net
>No new posts
SHOOT I wish I had hair
>>127146120
>*chokes chibi on stream*
>>127143637
Better positioning for several of the missions that have updates after the initial time expires (Lifeline, Deep Strike, Bunker Shot, Safe Return), and good QAAM luck with Yellow Squadron on Farbanti.
Apart from that, not switching SP weapons when rearming, a better path for Megalith, and better menu usage between missions.
>>127146026
what did u just say to me u lil bitch?
Is Narcissa into guys? My friend wants to know :)
She or Adrian? Pick wisely.
Does anybody know if Trihex is streaming tonight?
>>127146584
no shes lesbian
>>127146595
that's a man,baby
Anybody else know this feel: https://twitter.com/_authorblues/status/682972496673415168
lel
>>127146595
who is this fluid druid?
>get home from burger king
>my hero Jay is running
Oh boy now I ca-
>it's Master Quest
REEEEEEE shaking my head familia
>>127146595
does this have a penis?
the answer to that question will determine my answer to your question.
>>127147040
Chibi's gf.
>>127147161
unknown
chibi claims it doesn't, but he also claimed not to cheat at TTYD so take that however you wish
Saw a real female on some dude's speedstream earlier did anybody catch her name kek
>>127147252
are you fucking serious? chibi, the kid who had a fucking stream funeral for iwata, scored a qt like that while I'm still alone and single?
i love siglemic
NASA is happening
https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon/status/683032560499204097
>>127139674
does pie play MineCraft? that's pretty based tbqhwy. any patreon server?
>>127147482
Sweet.
fw watching sig rn is like watching a guy whos been in a coma for 10 years rehabbing
so sig is gonna do runs for a couple weeks and then go back to SC2 like always
that time of year again, huh?
did anyone here get a screen record of that meme fifi just said
>>127140286she's not my type. She has a thin tall head and I prefer more round faces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQr5-H5dVI0
this kid is onto something, within a year there will be big-name speedrunners like pie and weewee cutting promos to advertise their agdq runs.
but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
>people still care about speedrunning
>events dead since 2013
>community worthless since 2014
>>127148592
>but the real question is when is intro music for runners at agdq?
There should be. I'd donate if they need any help getting some composers, but
Most wouldn't have a problem finding a fan :P get dat free support
>>127148860
>:P
Hello reddit
What's the point?
>>127150821
adam was never good at anything
>>127150821
sig literally just finished a run
>>127150821
>cosmo
No one here actually liked him
>siglemic
No one here actually liked him
>Peaches
Only popular because gimmick hair and meme games
>Trihex
Cool
>Werster
Cool
Rest I dont know
Which one of these folks should I watch?
>>127150821
siglemic literally just did an sm64 run, granted it wasn't very good but still
werster still streams speedruns, just because they aren't gen 1/2 and he doesn't LE EPIC RAGE XD anymore doesn't mean he's dead
rip the rest tho
>>127151216
what time did he get
Explain a trick in your game
>>127151254
go back to /v/ retard you don't belong here
>>127151347
hour fitty
fw I have never and will never financially supported a streamer or marathon
>>127151380
go back to crying about tutorials you fucking fag
>>127151265
>squid the piece of shit resetting again
>>127151542
great job anime, but do you speedrun?
>>127151542
>i will never financially supported a streamer
not bad
>>127150821
Werster still has several LITERALLY UNBEATABLE world records and Siggypoo JUST demonstrated how good he is at 120 star. Please fix this image or stop being such a pessimist.
>werster with 0 viewers
more like hurtster
>>127141482
wait 48 hours
>agdq starts soon
>time to abandon the thread completely for about a week
this is the worst time of year
![Mike89Interview[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvWUzMq.jpg "Mike89Interview[1].jpg")
>>127151789
Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
His greatest contribution were his on-cam meltdowns with his mother and getting cucked by his brother.
His mastapiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
>>127151894
>199 viewers
>streaming for 6 mins
>our boi
werster is based
>>127152254
I thought that was a gloryhole from the thumbnail...
>>127152254
>Werster is the most overrated speedrunner in history.
preach
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
Fucking hell listen to that fight at 3:20. His voice. Rip my sides.
What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
>>127152068
dont even lie
this thread is so ass that even /v/ showing up is kind of nice
>>127152469
fuck off /v/
>>127152365
Wester's gf is on the other side waiting for Mike to PB.
>>127152068
there is literally more speedrunning discussion around gdq time than there will be the rest of this year and it's always been that way
>>127152365
it is. werster's room is on the other side
>>127152401
>What kind of autist live streams himself admitting to his mom that he's a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipv8prXaJRU
I'm mad about /v/ and Reddit invading our thread so we can't talk about chibi, myself, pie, narcissa, siglemic, goose, cronikeys, zfg, moofin, witwix, slayer, headcrab, caleb, we, yashi, werster, cfb, trihex, and squid for the next week
the threads are going to be so bad
>>127152627
>being this delusional
yea i'm sure with a new thread every 3 hours you'll learn an entire speedrun from them!
>>127152709
who is we?
>>127152840
that guy in between caleb and yashi in my list bro
>>127152709
quick hide in here
http://flockdraw.com/4e55dj
yashi
How does slayer find twitch channels to shit up if he doesn't follow anyone
>>127152934
What kind of stream monster are you? You don't have a dedicated streaming account and separate alts you use for shit posting?
>>127152789
admit it or not at least some of them are actually interested and have questions about the runs that happen meanwhile outside of marathon week we have >>127152709
Anyone know a modern speedgame with good bhop in it?
>>127152709
why can't we talk about forsen, the biggest roleplayer in the world?
>>127153216
>actually interested and have questions
oh yea can't wait for "so i watched agdq and now i wanna be a twitch speedrun eceleb, what game should i pickup???"
or midrun discussion "who is that speed grill??" or "why is this guy such an autist???"
quality speed discussion that we haven't had before and don't have now!!!
>>127153319
RAGE has the best bhopping of any game out there, think of like normal bhopping but with the acceleration of ABH from source games
it's a shit speedgame though
>>127153158
I just thought he used the srg streams page
>>127153516
RAGE has regular strafejumping and its not as fast as ABH.
why did slayer jump off a building again?
>>127153903
he wanted to be like his walking simulators
>>127153690
nah it's not as fast but it works similarly in that your speed continues building
you could get some mad speed going in that shit if you didn't have a stamina meter for sprinting
>>127153406
pie should take some lessons
>>127154159
meant for >>127153903
>>127153516
>>127153690
>>127154026
meh, open world is nice but other than that doesn't really appear to be like what I'm looking for
THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST version 19
****UPDATED MONTHLY, JANUARY 2016 list WITH REASONS: pastebin.com/tvcLF60d ****
****NOTE: DUE TO THE LIST BEING SO LARGE, ONLY THE TOP 75 WILL BE LISTED HERE. THE FULL LIST IS IN THE PASTEBIN****
2dos
360Chrism
a_cute_lynx
Adrian
Almo
Andy
Biinny
Bismuth
Bonesaw577
BrittanyMoore
Calebheart
Caracarn
Carcinogen
Carlsagan42
Cereth
CFB
Chibitybobo
Cloakedyoshi
Coolmatty
Cosmo
Cronikeys
Crumps2
Crystalbeauty
Dancingscarecrow
Dick_Hammer
Firedragon764 (aka FiFi)
Flare
Gamej06
Geoff
Gildersneeze
Go1den
Goldphnx
Goobi
GoronGuy
Gunnermaniac
Hexade
Horror
Iateyourpie
Ivan
Jackafur
Jendenise
Kirbymastah
Kirua
Knit-chan
Kryssstal
Mayushii
Mike Uyama
Minion
Misskaddykins
Mofat
Pcull4444
presjpolk
ProfessorBroman
Puncayshun
Raelcun
Sagev3
Samura1man
ScottJProgan
SimpleFlips
Siglemic
sn0wtigerr
Spikevegeta
Studio
SuperMCGamer
Svenne
Sylamando
ThaRixer
Trihex
UraniumAnchor
Venick
Viskiv
Werster
Withhelde
Witwix
Zewing
Change Log:
NEW Entries:AuthorBlues, coolheadcrab, duckfist, iongravirei, LiquidxSquid, SkiCrazedTeddy, Sword0fSeals, SwordlessLink, thadarkman78
NEW Reasons:2dos, Bertin, Calebhart42, Cronikeys, Indextic, iateyourpie, Kirua, Mr_Shasta, Trihex, Witwix, yashichi
Feel anyone is missing or shouldn't be on the list? reply with the name and reason and it will be updated for next time.
>>127153319
Doom 3 BFG edition has pretty fast hopping since they buffed movement speed.
>>127154026
True but strafejumping already implies building speed. The game also likes to eat your jumps sometimes so its pretty shitty.
>>127154853
Um.. like excuse me for sounding like a bitch! BUT! Can you please change Cosmo's name to Narcissa????!
>>127150821
>duke
one of these things is not like the other
>>127154853
add area51
>>127155206
Reasons?
>>127154853
who do >we not hate?
>>127155412
our xoy chanzuex
>>127154853
remove me all of my reasons are stupid
>Yashi organized a marathon to get Adrian to AGDQ
what a fucking cuck
>>127155351
he begs for viewers and is disrespectful to them. also his sense of humor is shit and hes a fag
>>127154853
will pie ever leave the new reasons list
why don't you have a gf /srg/?
it's 2016 bruh.....
>>127156061
kill all happy people
>>127156061
>>127152068
>implying the newbois come to /srg/ instead of the /v/ threads
Here's to a cheeky 2016 srg
>>127156683
leave shit memes in 2015
>>127156683
Is this anime single? My friend wants to know :)
>>127156683
nichijou fucking sucked
>>127156852
word. nichiboys was so much better.
>>127156852
>having such shit taste
is there a better feeling than having a gf and your very own twitch pocket cuck?
>>127157152
The feeling of having a real, steady job
>>127157152
Is there a big streamer this pathetic filth of a guy has not forced his way into yet?
>>127148592
all melons
>>127151380
If you can't figure it out from my run you're retarded and weren't dedicated in the first place.
>>127154853
I can support this list again now that squid is on it.
>>127154853
Swordlesslink isn't an SJW and you are just jealous that he has a beautiful girlfriend. Take him off the list.
>>127157152
>his huge cuck smile
lmao
>>127154853
Absolutely based.
>>127158534
His gf really is a looker by any standard
>>127154853
more than half of the information on me (Yashichi) is just straight up incorrect. there once was a time when this list could be consulted for factual information, but now it's filled with someone's personal bias. adrian is not going to agdq. it was for taylor, and if you'd like to find out more of why the marathon was held feel free to ask. it's not as straightforward as you'd think
>>127158534
what's this guy's fucking problem?
I tried to stalk his twitter for pics of his gf but literally all he posted was that one selfie that is his profile pic and the other shit are videos of his runs.
no anime,no memes,no nothing.
is he a true god gamer? what is happening? so pure oh my...
>>127158945
they're both adorable.
>>127154853
So Simply is our favorite sm64 runner?
>>127154853
>pastebin.com/tvcLF60d
i have worked so fucking hard to make this list and i just want to thank everyone who helped me make the list this time! ily all
>>127159268
>god gamer
>>127159268
reminder swordlesslink unironically thinks he is the most handsome speedrunner in the entire community
>Worster
>He invited his friend Alexis to be on stream and was incredibly awkward the entire time and projected his insecurities onto his chat calling them "thirsty" and even turned on sub mode to white knight his "platonic non sexual friend" (his words).
Jesus fucking Christ, can Trihex get anymore JUST
>>127159524
why? look at that kike nose and faggy haircut.
>>127154853
forgot to add to darkman: he is a caster on the speedrun podcast "the final shit", he also holds the megaman 5 WR.
>>127154853
oh, by the way, could you do me a favor and correct the capitalization for my name next time? lowercase "a" and "b" in authorblues
>>127154853
tfw still haven't made the list.
Life's pretty good desu senpai
Post a picture that makes you laugh every time.
>>127159635
>>>/v/
go back to where you came from
>>127159802
Been /serg/ since the first thread, buddy. Try again, Reddit
>>127159761
Is there anything funnier than when someone loses their WR and instead of trying to get it back they switch to another category or game? Hahahahahaha
>>127154853
>mfw someone is keeping my meme alive
keep up the good work anon.
>>127159937
shower posting was never good
>>127159738
Can I suck on your toes please?
>>127159832
no one says JUST (at least anymore), and everyone here knows that Trihex's horribleness gets way worse than that one event
nice try blending in though
>>127159937
it's not good work it's factually incorrect
>>127155935
Did he beg for viewers on serg? If not, then fuck off, area51.
>>127160097
shut the FUCK up
I say we put area51 on the list. His sense of humor is fucking weird
>>127154853
>yashi
>Put his smelly pickle next to Pvtcb's face while he was sleeping.
makes me laugh every time.
>>127160563
Shut up dude
I say we put me on the list. I don't speedrun and just shit up the thread~ :3c
>>127154853
Who is calebheart42?
Add area51.
Werster is back lads. Feel like he's going to WR tonight.
>>127160835
you're already on the list headcrap
>>127160927
he's a scrub add him
>>127154853
update sn0wtigerr, she got a divorce
>>127159676
What else did darkman do wrong? That's not much to go on, anon.
we should add area51
>>127154853
Add area51 he doesn't know what he's doing, and is super weird
put area 51 on the list
>>127154853
area51 thinks the list is a meme add him
>>127161273
Area's fine, fuck you
>>127159883
>Final Fantasty X
everytime
Dude area51 is a fuckin puss who wants wr so he can have an excuse to make out with the wobblers
>>127154853
xsvarea51 sucks at everything and needs to grow up
I opened the thread, ctrl-f'd my name, and no results? why not?
>>127152254
For a second there I thought that was me in the pic.
Middle-class white dude in his 20s playing games.
>>127154853
area51 is a try-hard
https://twitter.com/SpeedRunsLive/status/683062893680701445
is area 51 2016's squid?
>>127152068
>this is the worst time of year
I only come here for marathons (doesn't matter if GDQ or something smaller) and when I'm drunk.
I used to be a frequent Anon here, but I just don't care enough anymore.
The drama on /srg/ is still unparalleled to any of the generals I've ever visited.
Who's area51? Never heard of him desu!
>>127161689
youre washed up area51 is the new meme
>>127161938
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
Plus what the hell is xsvArea51?! What is xsv supposed to mean?
>>127159761
>>127162167
I'm just following your example, baby.
>all these cute lolis in this very thread
>still no gf
im ending it tonight bois unless slayer streams a speedrun or something, in that case i'm ending it tomorrow
>>127161153
um the final shit was about to go under because they lost a host, then this guy steps up to keep it alive. that's enough to be on the hatelist desu
the annual actual good /srg/ affiliated stream
IS
HAPPENING
NOW
http://www.speedrun.tv/llaml
don't miss it or you'll regret it!
instead of a blacklist of the hate list, can we get a whitelist? I'd rather know who I can watch than who I can't, since I'm a little bitch.
![yCaax8g[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PDOIox9.jpg "yCaax8g[1].png")
/v/ newfags incoming
>pic related
>>127162487
hey you spelled jymotion wrong
what the fuck is this reddit tier 'mmh' mumble crew meme bullshit
>>127162565
why would you not watch people on the hatelist? the hate list is a joke
He even tied his PB 5 fucking times. FIVE FUCKING TIMES. WHO DOES THAT
>>127162565
http://pastebin.com/FRjuwUFN
Official People /srg/ Approved List version 1.8
THE OFFICIAL /srg/ APPROVED LIST
2dos
ben_cn
bertin
bjw
Blueglass
cfb
cgn0
controllerhead
coolkid
Cyghfer
darkspinessonic
Dram55
doublestop
exarion
grav
Hexade
iateyourpie
Iceplug
iongavriel
Jodenstone
liquidxsquid
lurkchan
Miles
Naegleria
noobest
noob killer roof
ourwhitegoose
pyatters
Ringrush
Saboom
shaeden
skater82297
stingray
sva16162
thejmatt
zfg
zoast
>>127162565
the twitch team wobblers has pretty much all you need. at least one of them are streaming so you will never get bored.
>>127162565
but White = raycis
>>127162635
not speedrun related
>>127162565
picking who to watch based on some autistic retard's opinions is pretty hilarious
>>127162683
>>127162835
>being this mad you're on the list
maybe you should stop being such a shitty person
>>127162705
squid
>>127162903
>>127162705
consistency is a good sign
>>127162652
mad nigga detected
