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Undertale General /utg/


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EU new year edition
Previous thread: >>127045180

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

>unrelated op pic
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>>127059815
Shit thread made by Yurocuck, there's already a new general you Yurocuck.
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>>127059937
Don't bully the Yurocuck.
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you guys move fucking fast

can we get some mom mom flirting in here?
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>>127060410
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Hardtale (played by uncle Joel) hype
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I'M ONIONSANS, ONIONSANS, YA HEAR!
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>>127064437
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How do you cope with this incorrect tumblr bullshit usage of they /utg/?
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>>127065689
i didnt care
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Post spider for new year
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Would you a Frisk?
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Got a question for my route

I have both killed and mercied Asgore and have done the Flowey boss battle.

Is that all there is to do on this route should I now reset and try something else?
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This was the best undertale game in the series.
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>>127070549
Do a route where you kill nothing.
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>tfw no sexy spider to cuddle with while watching fireworks
give me a good reason to make it to 2016
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>>127070549
If you've killed nothing on that route, you can reload your save, friend papyrus, undyne and alphys, and get the pacifist ending.
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Ready to dance the night away?
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>>127064802
christ, that's terrifying
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So I've beaten the game with a neutral and pacifist run and read about the genocide run. However, I'm bad with words, so can someone help me explain why my friend shouldn't just FIGHT his way through the game because it's easier than MERCY? I'm just not sure how to really say it, and I don't want them to miss out on a really good experience.
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>>127072247

Because Fighting is NOT easier than mercy, and you'll actually have nice time if you mercy

Just say you really, really enjoyed pacifist but didn't like genocide that much
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>>127072247
Don't tell him anything and let sans judge him for his sins at the end.
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Would you date the gote?
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>>127073568
Gladly.
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Not that goat but yeah
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>>127072247
If they FIGHT their way through the game naturally they'll get a neutral ending
With any luck they'll figure it out from there
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>>127064802
What the fuck.
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>>127064437
>>127065453
off to a good start, I see.
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Happy New Years, /utg/! Only three and a half more hours here! How are you enjoying your night so far?
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>>127064802
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>127064437
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>>127065689
> it's a total non-issue
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>>127072247
Don't tell him anything you retard.
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Why are you alone tonight, /utg/?
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>>127064802
Oh man, that's amazing. Fucking onionsan.

>>127074024
It is okay. My parents want me to skype them for midnight. Oh well.
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>>127064802
Your band is bad and you should feel bad, you abomination against God.
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>>127074024
Probably going to sleep through it. I never cared for the whole celebrating thing.
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>>127064802
uh
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>>127074243
Because I hate parties, don't like driving, and would rather be here talking about sucking off fictional characters.
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>>127074024
>>127074243
My parents went off to a party and won't be back until tomorrow. Finally some fucking peace and quiet.
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Why are Soriel shippers so fucking obnoxious?

I've had several people think I like the pairing without me ever even mentioning it, or having shown any interest in it at all. So many people just seem to assume everyone's into it and it's really annoying.
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ive got the joy
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>>127064802
You're gonna have a bad time, y'hear!?
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did someone say asriel in a dress?
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>>127072247
Just let him play whatever way he wants.
>>127074258
Do not bully the onion.
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>>127069651
Scandalous.
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>>127064802
I want to laugh at Onionsans' shitty jokes and visit every now and then to keep him company
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REMOVE SNOWDRAKE
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>>127074243
because my friends don't like me

oh well, more time to goatpost
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>>127074243
I hate new years and spending it with people just makes it worse
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>>127074260
Mettaton looks like a girl in that picture.
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How would the true pacifist crew face against the Eternally Forever Gods
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>>127071502
None without spider
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>Flowey OP
NOW WERE TALKING! MY BFF FLOWEY'S GETTING SOME LOVE, TOO! WHEREVER MAKES THE NEXT THREAD, BE SURE TO MAKE IT MTT! I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY NEW YEAR'S SPECIAL! Actually don't, I haven't figured out what to do since I'm broke for a week and can't deliver content beyond my FABULOUS DIALOGUE!
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>>127074386
I barely think about Asriel lewdly any more but this image gets my dick diamonds every time.
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>>127074386
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>>127074375
down in my heart.
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>>127074386
No, but post more.
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>>127074391
That's not an onion octopus, that is a forsaken abomination againis both God and Asgore.
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>>127074386
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>>127071852
Can I please have a reaction image from this? Too lazy to crop.
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>>127074243
I'm going to a party in a bit but I'll probably just give them the alcohol and then go home before midnight.
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>>127074243
I live in the middle of nowhere, can't drive, and even if I could I have no real life friends to hang out with
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>>127074243
My parents invited some family over so I'm staying upstairs and playing Dark Souls like the edgy manchild I am.
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>>127074243
I'm not.
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>>127074576
Stil an onion, even if awfully terrifying.
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>>127074472
He always looks like a girl.
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>>127074515
>anymore

oh anon, the rides never over
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>>127074243
i'm sick. like, headaches and sinuses sick
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>>127074362
That's because they're the only group of people that push so hard for their ship to be canon. It doesn't help that a lot of artists on Tumblr draw it as well even if they don't like that much simply because they want to stay relevant and not fade away into obscurity.
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>>127074472
He's just a pretty guy.
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>>127074362

Because Soriel shippers tend to shove what they saw in the game, also Manlet getting a waifu.
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>>127074718
until you die
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>>127074718
I want to take a bath with Asriel!
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I love you, Anonymous!
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>>127074745
Uh
I think you might be overreacting a lot here?
I'm pretty sure that people on tumblr draw the ship because they find it cute, not because there's some goddamn Soriel oligarchy they have to pander to. Settle down.
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>>127074362
They are hyper aggressive and get pissed when you disagree with them,
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>>127074386
lewdfic of Frisk making Asriel his princess when
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>>127074862
You don't really mean that.
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>>127074362
If Papyrus was killed: Sans calls Toriel a good roommate and mentions how she sometimes talk about how they'd like to see the protagonist again. Sans doesn't have the heart to tell Toriel that you killed Papyrus because she protected you, then ends the call with "Never come back here. You are not welcome."

This is all I found
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>>127074862
You're a damn liar, but I love you anyway.
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>>127074948
>>127074862
I love both of you.
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>>127073814
WITNESS ME
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>>127074862
You don't even know who I am. Why would you love me?
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>>127074745
True, honestly I wouldn't be annoyed by it if so many people on tumblr especially didn't consider it basically canon when it's not.

It's annoying getting asked if I can do something with Soriel just because I drew sans a few times. I'm this close to just adding a line in my description saying I don't like Soriel but I feel like that would be a bit petty.

>>127074823
manlet deserves a better waifu then Toriel desu

>>127074894
Oh boy they really do, I can't remember the last time I've seen people get this pissy about someone not liking their pairing.

>>127074957
I do know he also baked a pie and bought snail shaped pasta once and have seen people flat out saying this means it's "basically canon".
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>>127074894
But Toregore fans or 'Sans/Toriel is MINE' fags aren't really any better.

Soriel's mediocre and shallow but the people who scream about how the fanbase is being taken over by it and SORIEL MURDERED MY MOTHER are worse and louder than the shippers.

At least over here, I see a shitload of people screaming about Soriel but hardly any actual Soriel for them to scream at, they seem to go out of their way to find tumblr crap to get mad at and vent their frustrations here.
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>>127074934
Who do we call about making this a reality, Motif or Tacit or what?
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floweyanon in a dress
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How do I get my Hapstablook to evolve into an MTT?
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>>127074857
me too anon, mostly just so i can take a bath, i don't own anything but a shower
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>>127075071
>manlet deserves a better wifau
This. So much this.
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>>127075108
Probably Tacitly, but I think he's working on something already.

>>127075134
You need a Sunstone.
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The only good Sans ship is BROTHERLY LOVE, obviously
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>>127074948
>>127075004
>>127075014
>>127075059
I'd give you all a big sloppy smooch if we were hanging out at midnight!

Platonically!
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>>127075134
You need to level it up with an Alphys in your party
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>>127075071
There's also people using the fact that Sans started a socks collection recently as another piece of evidence.
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>>127075134
Leave it in the Daycare
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>>127075101
>But Toregore fans or 'Sans/Toriel is MINE' fags aren't really any better.
Most Toriel x Asgore fans I see on here don't really get pissed off when you disagree with them but maybe its different on tumblr. As for the Character x ME people well those kind of people tend to be crazy anyways.
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>>127075134
penis
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>>127075134
This has to happen.
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>>127074480
What the fuck are these?
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>>127075134
Level it up with an Alphys in your party or use a FABULOUS stone
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>>127075218
A-Anon, you can't do those sort of things platonically!
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>>127075214
You are not actually wrong.
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Got Gaster?
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>>127075108
I want to say Tacit but he'll probably throw in some bullshit/unwanted fetish into it. So I'm going with Motif instead.
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Happy New Years, everyone.
I think I got them all
http://pastebin.com/hZPTwjhU
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>>127075214
Brotherly love is best love.
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Happy New Year /utg/, what's your poison tonight?
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>>127075120
FLOWEY AS A MAID!!!!!!
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>>127075218
T-that's lewd! Kissing complete strangers like that!?
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>>127075404
Thanks a lot
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FLOWERY IS CUTE!!
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>>127075290
Are you kidding? The Toregore vs Single Toriel/Soriel fights here are fucking brutal on all sides, people go full retard screaming about how their fluffy darling goat-parents are basically canon back together because of Frisk's sake, or Soriel is canon because of the 'bonely' joke and snail pasta, or that everyone is single because romance means friendship is impossible.
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>>127075101
A lot of toregore fans sort of resign that it's not really strongly evidenced in the game and will accept Sans is a lot friendlier. They don't get that assmad, or if they do, is the general Soriel hate that comes up quite a bit.
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Could someone explain this "Soriel" bullshit to me? Literally nothing happens in the game that hints that Sans wants to stick his decomposed, nonexistent dick inside a goat and cuck Asgore.
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>>127075368
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>>127075362
what if i give you a big sloppy smooch as i grind into you, all platonically of course
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>>127075579
Ordinary shipping people spout as canon.
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>>127075579
Sans makes Toriel laugh with jokes! He's OBVIOUSLY flirting with her!

Air. Tight. Ship.
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>>127075362
You are wrong! INcredibly wrong! Big ole lip smacker on the cheek!

>>127075457
But it's New Years Eve tradition! And I appreciate you all very much.
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>>127075214

The best ships are platonic.
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>>127075428
OH, I'LL TAKE A SHOT OF SCOTCH AND MOTOR OIL! EVERYONE'S DRINKS ON ME TONIGHT!
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>>127075579
Sans and Toriel share puns and are chummy together. That is all shitfags need. It's actually a lot more than they need, often two characters need only stand next to each other.
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>>127075404
And saved. Thanks Anon.
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>>127075302
>>127075315
I thought we agreed that ghosts aren't for lewd?
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so...you guys wanna tear up again?

https://youtu.be/8yru0mRndqY?t=16m50s
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>>127075579
Technically, you can't cuck someone if those persons aren't in relationship anymore/they are divorced.
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The real question regarding the Soriel debate is if people will ever actually learn what cucking means
hint its not darting someones ex
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>>127074594
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>>127075362
It's only lewd if you make it lewd.

Wanna make it lewd~?
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>>127073886
Go to your inventory, click on card, and just use Sell on the Market.

It's typically more fair than trading for actual cards, to be honest.
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>>127075647
You are very sweet, anon. I'll be sure to pay your love forward.
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>>127075579
Talked through a door, cracked some jokes. Clearly they fucked.

One thing you guys need to realize is that people will ship anyone that talks to someone else. Positive interaction, even? Oh goddamn they were meant to be.
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>>127075579
They get along with each other and make each other laugh. Toriel has a joke in her journal about 'why did the skeleton want a friend*? because she was BONELY' and Sans baked a pie and bought snail-shaped pasta. And when they met up in the true pacifist end, she immediately recognized his voice, said she wanted to go in the trash with him (and immediately retracted her offer when Asgore asked if he could come too) and she ends up being his roommate in some neutral endings.

I only ever got a dorky friendship vibe from it, but some people saw more I guess.
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>>127075658
>everyone gets scotch and motor oil
>nobody else is a robot
>everyone gets sick but mettaton

yeah that sounds like something he would do
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>>127074934
>>127075108

Lewd or cute?
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>>127075428
Well, I still can't legally drink, even if I wanted to join in on today's drunken festivities, Grillbz. Offer again in 6 days.

Until then, a soda.
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>>127075925
both
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>>127075652
I call your mom "old lady" too but she still calls me "OH GOD!".
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>>127065689
They is correct as a gender neutral term.

Probably the reason you think it isn't is because there IS controversy over whether you're supposed to say "themselves" or "themself" when speaking in the singular
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>>127075925
Both.
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>>127075801
N-Not in public, Anon!
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>>127075925
Both and no bullshit fetishes pls
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>>127065689
That's the least Tumblr problematic issue in Undertale, to be honest.

There's a lot worse SJW stuff in this game (the fish cunt and her lesbian lizard, probably being the worst).
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>>127075428
just a glass of water please
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>>127076056
But bullshit fetishes are the best kind of fetishes!
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Taking drawing requests
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>>127075428
I was given a small bottle of champagne and it is currently kicking my ass, I can barely handle a single beer, please hold me
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>>127075859
IF EVERYONE HERE IS TOO MUCH OF A LIGHTWEIGHT TO HANDLE THAT, THEY CAN HAVE A ROBORITA (Windshield Wiper fluid/Tequila/Margarita Mix/Road Salt on the rim)!
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>>127075658
Sure, just hope someone doesn't order some of my more expensive drinks. Then again, you're a rich fellow anyway so it shouldn't matter.
>>127075950
Sure, I'll be offering every night for a while so just get back to me when you can.
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>>127075794
Not exactly what I was looking for but thanks regardless.
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>>127076134
Chara eating from a box of chocolates while Frisk noms on some Pockis
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>>127076134
Papyrus 'solving' the Horoscope
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>>127075494
I know
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>>127076134
flustered Asriel in a short dress
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>>127076086
>Having gay shit is SJW
At this point having good morals in general is going to be dubbed SJW. It's a major difference between being an honest, nice person and some passive-aggressive shithead who gets mad at everything but pretends not to be
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Good night and happy new year /utg/
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>>127076136
Drink some water.
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>>127076134
flowey kissing chara!
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>>127076056
>he doesn't love kinky fetishes
Normie please leave
Though I'll admit the feet and transformation stuff in Tacit's fics do nothing for me.
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>>127075579

i don't ship at all but i don't get why some people have such a hard time understanding the logic behind soriel

they have a lot of interaction, sans even moves in with her in some neutral endings, lots of other little bits

it's a pairing which isn't explicitly stated by canon, so of course it's based massively on headcanon and interpretation, if you can't understand the logic behind it, then you're just playing stupid

they just seem like friends but it's a fucking ship, this really isn't difficult to wrap your head around unless you're hoarding (you)s
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What are the amount of dick sucked tiers of the main characters?
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>>127069812
Thank you for all the comments, Skull! I hope you enjoyed reading through it. I'll try to take these things into account when I write in the future (whether it's that story or another one).

>>127070254
How'd you know it was me?
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>>127076134
depressed flowey
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>>127076134
This: >>127076226
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>>127075857
http://pkbunny.tumblr.com/post/130675215104/sorry-asgore

I'm not saying this is Soriel shit, but seeing as how this conversation probably took place it legitimately makes me feel bad for Asgore. She doesn't feel anything when she's near him, no inclination t forgive him. Just complete and utter disregard. Fuck me for being a toregore fag I guess.
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>>127076280
Happy New Year!
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>>127076114
Don't touch the stuff. Sorry.
>>127076136
Have a little bit of food, helps with circulating the alcohol.
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>>127076134
Edgegoat wearing a maid outfit and throwing knives
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>>127076176
>Windshield Wiper fluid
Anon no.
>>127076280
Sleep tight and happy new year.
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>>127076176
Sans's favorite drink is Windex
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Flowey using you as a personal cumdumpster!!
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>>127076086

>homosexuality is sjw

nigger anime was way ahead of SJWs
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>>127076134
Asriel and young Gaster as playmates.
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Alright so I had a hell of a time trying to beat Undyne in Pacifist, but I'm now doing Genocide and Undyne the Undying is really kicking my ass. I know shit tons of people ask it a day, but are there any legit tips to beat her? I have spent the last hour trying to beat her and I just can't do it. For reference, 75% or so of the time I die during the arrow/ddr shit. I'm aware it's the same pattern every time but the backwards arrows fuck me up bad.

And yeah don't remind me how much harder Sans is, I still worry about when I get there.

tl;dr tips on killing Undyne in Genocide?
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>>127076134
Soo cute. Thanks!
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>>127075368
Wow. That's a fuckton of Gasters. My fav is Dracugaster on the second row, second from the right.
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>>127076086
>homosexuality is SJW

Okay
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>>127076182
Thanks, Grillby, you're a real pal.
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>>127075925
Both!
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>>127076495
Memorize the patter for the yellow arrows. And get the glasses from Gerson.
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>>127076495
Cloudy Glasses are everyone's go-to. Otherwise memorize her patterns and try not to get hit because she hits like a fucking truck, unlike Sans. I don't think any boss in the game hits as hard as Undying. It's all memorization and practice
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>>127075981
I didn't say that it's incorrect as a gender neutral term. I said that it's usage there was incorrect.

It's correct to use they when you're referring to a generic human being of unknown gender, like, "If a person doesn't want their feelings hurt, they are allowed to go back to reddit".

But referring to someone in particular with they is incorrect tumblr bullshit.
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>>127076526
>"Homosexuality is a sin, Anon."
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>>127076182
OH, THEY CAN ORDER WHAT THEY WANT, IT'S NEW YEARS! *LEANS IN CLOSE* ANYONE WHO IS SPENDING TONIGHT HERE COULD PROBABLY USE A DRINK...
>>127076403
JESUS, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ALCOHOL? WANT A SHIRLEYBOT TEMPLE? (Sprite, Cherry-scented liquid from car Vent Clips)?
>>127076413
A MAN OF GOOD TASTE AND FEW PLACES FOR HIS FOOD AND DRINK TO GO!... HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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>>127076312
I think at this point most people at least on /utg/ are mostly just sick of seeing "they're in a relationship" being the norm rather then "they're friends".

It's as if fishbones was everywhere instead of Undyne and Papyrus just being friends.
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>>127075967
>>127075986
>>127076056

Seconding these guys

>>127076306
They're both shit-tier fetishes I'm kinkshaming myself but kinkshaming is also my fetish, I'm in real deep
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>>127076690
Yes and, son of satan?
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>>127076690
>"I'm going to tongue you, tiny goat."
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>>127076495
You should memorize the backwards arrows. They are always the same and their patterns are not too difficult. Usually just the reverse of the normal arrows on that attack turn. You can use cloudy glasses to help. Your wep should be ballet shoes.

Get the snowman pieces, you can get 3 of them and they heal 45 hp. Don't use the pie. Other than that you literally just need to get good.
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>>127076594
>>127076621
About the glasses, I tried it and as much as it seems like it would help; it doesn't really matter when the majority of my deaths are because of the arrows. Thanks for the Determination though.
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omega flowey
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>>127076698
Hey, Mettanon, remember when you felt like this?
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I want to cuddle the goat
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>>127076639
>It's correct to use they when you're referring to a generic human being of unknown gender
They are referring to a human being of unknown gender.
>But referring to someone in particular with they is incorrect tumblr bullshit.
?
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>>127076306
Could've used more musk
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>>127075682
Only Hapstabloook is for lewd.
The rest are pure.
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>>127076690
The Ancient Greeks were huge SJWs.
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>>127076448
Flowey coating my insides with his sap!
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>>127076772
He can't get the shoes or the snowman pieces if he already reached Undying, unless he decides to reset.
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>>127076698
Mettaton, I want to mix your heart-juice with rum and pour it in my ass for New Years!!
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>>127076271
>>127076479
>>127076526

There's nothing wrong with homosexuality itself, when it's portrayed realistically (which it usually is, for men).

However, the fish cunt and the lizard scum are anything but realistic. I don't remember any regular physical violence between the two and the lizard is completely and utterly unattractive, and not in a "butch" way.

Also, the fish cunt is a horrible SJW fantasy character in general, no matter xir's orientation.
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>>127076448
Flowers don't cum! Learn some biology!
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>>127076847
Flowey keeping you so full that you can't run away!
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>>127076716
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>>127076345
See that shit annoys me, Asgore didn't really seem to give a shit about Sans and Toriel hanging out . All he really does is ask her if they can be friends again and sticks around a bit awkwardly in the ending because he didn't really have anywhere else to go and its fucking annoying when people play that up as him being some kind of stalker. Though I 'ship' both of them getting over each other and moving on with their lives so maybe im just biased.
Also the AU's where they get back together solely for the kids always amuses me, since thats' one of the worst things that a couple can do, your just asking for one or both of them to grow even more bitter towards each other.
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>>127076792
Just remember all the arrows when you're green are always the same. Once you exhaust them, you'll be red from there on

Their patterns almost never change and are always in a set order (Such as the first being quick strikes, second being left and right, third being slow arrows)
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>>127076890
Here's a (you) for your troubles
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>>127076704

>"they're in a relationship" being the norm

how can you be sick of something which is demonstrably not the case?

soriel has never been particularly huge in the fandom, less so on /utg/, there's usually at any one time more people shitting on it than posting it

admittedly, it's not like I can be on the thread 24/7 but I really haven't ever gotten a feeling like soriel was becoming widely embraced here, it barely felt more popular than other non-canon ships

at least it isn't as bad as mettaton x papyrus that's some fucking tumblr cancer
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>>127076704
I just hate how I can't even suggest that toriel and Asgore get together in canon way without people shitting down my throat but Soriel posters seem to have free reign
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>keep getting frustrated with LISA
>keep doing worse cause I'm getting frustrated

hahahaha XD im fucking broken inside
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>Reading /utg/ archived threads
>Some shitpost about vore Chara
>Get shamefully turned on at the thought of him slurping down helpless Papyrus, his long legs being the last thing to go down
I can't even blame these threads for doing this shit to me, fuck
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>>127076803
He's too fucking cute, help.
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>>127076860
>>127076772
Naw I got the 3 snowman pieces and the shoes, s'all good. I think I'll just keep going at it and maybe after enough deaths I'll remember enough to keep my reactions in check
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>>127076086
Your examples don't matter, they're just like in fucking reality.

Using made up tumblr vocabulary though? That rustles my jimmies.
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i hate to be that guy but does anyone have the korean asriel in a dress pic? i swear i want it for funny not lewd
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Hey /utg/, I'm already after New Year's Eve, so happy new year to you!

I'm also smashed and absolutely ready to worship my edgegoat.
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>>127075967
>>127075986
>>127076056
>>127076716

Maybe when i'm done writing this Yandere asriel fic. I keep on trying to finish it but it's turning into some sort of weird hybrid monstrosity that i keep on wanting to add more and more to.

I keep on thinking of ways to spice it up with I/I'm/me/myself since there's so many instances of it but i'm coming up a blank.
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>>127076986
anon is this really how you want to start 2016
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>>127076959
>soriel has never been particularly huge in the fandom

What? The only place that doesn't outright like it is /utg/ everywhere else people eat that shit up.
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>>127076986
>him
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>>127076890

>Also, the fish cunt is a horrible SJW fantasy character in general, no matter xir's orientation.

Undyne is a typical anime character if anything.

I just think you may be spouting buzzwords.
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>>127076986
Did somebody say vore Chara?
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Has Doogle finished his newest fics yet?
Or anyone have a link to his archive?
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>>127074375
DID SOMEONE SAY JOY?!
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Can I find Glyde by doing the thing where you press back and forward at the same time?
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>>127077115
aaaa
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>>127076817
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE ANON!
>>127076862
AWW.. YOU CAN BUY SOME OF MY 'MTT™ HEART JUICE' FOR 500G! JUST GIVE BURGERPANTS THE SECRET PASSWORD: FANTABULOUS!
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>>127077053
Which one?
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>>127076845
Ancient Greek homosexuality was pure and understandable. There's no purer love than that between a man and another man.

However, it is also understandable that homosexuality became a sin in all the Abrahamic religions, because it actually did, unironically, fuck up Greek society.

In example Spartans had huge trouble breeding / making sure their masculine genes live on, because they were so unattracted to pussy. Women had to shave their heads and dress like men just so they could arouse them, and the Spartan stallion typically viewed this as a very disgusting (if necessary) duty.

Also, there were special slave jobs whose only job was to keep old men from hitting on young boys.

>>127076958
Mad because you have shit taste?

>>127077097
>Undyne is a typical anime character if anything.
Is that supposed to be an excuse?
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>>127076334
>How'd you know it was me?
I just figured since you did other stuff with similar story elements and the writing style was pretty similar. Pretty cool stuff, by the by.
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>>127077030
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>>127077115
Please don't shitpost with my work

>>127077159
Yes. He's just an extremely rare encounter
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>>127077115
[ERASE]
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>>127077142
Anon no, that's a bad thing in this case.
>>127077159
Use the alt + tab trick instead.
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>>127077069
I'll be drinking and worshipping soon enough as well

I expect great things

Great comfy things
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>>127077039
Don't worry man you'll get there. I fought her but gave up for 2 weeks, couldn't even get past half her health. Then I suddenly got determined when I heard her music, launched the game up and did it in one go. (I didn't have snowpieces or glasses)

I believe in you man.
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>>127077093

i dunno I've never looked for soriel content and I've rarely come across it

>>127076965

so what? nigger there's still torygorey art being made, nothing is actually stopping people bringing it up to the point where multiple fics and art peices have been requested and posted here to positive responses

a couple of faggots bitching shouldn't stop you discussing something you like
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>>127076959
I don't search Toriel pics on tumblr because it is almost entirely Soriel shipping are you fuck new
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>Make it through Sans' bone tunnel
>Jump the sideways wall spike
>"Fuck yeah I did it"
>New box
>bones almost instantly come from bottom and top
I'm not going get this done in 2015 ;_;
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>>127077197
Here's another (you)
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>>127076890
>Also, the fish cunt is a horrible SJW fantasy character in general, no matter xir's orientation.
How so? Also using "xir" in any way doesn't help your argument, it only makes you look like you're just spouting nonsense.
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who /spider/ here
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>>127077069
I'll be worshiping gote with you in about 3 more hours.
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>>127076914
Flowey holding you down while you squirm against your restraints, making you run out of energy faster so you're easier to fill up!
Flowey giggling while you gag around his vines as they pump more of his sweet-tasting flower cum down your throat!
Flowey's cum making his vines slide in and out easier so he can fuck you even harder until you're a drooling, moaning mess!
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>>127076925
i lu dumb anon nerd but please be considerate of the precious image limit

>>127077072
Post teaser
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>>127077197

kek
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>>127077210
The cutest.
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>>127076639
They're referring to a generic human being of unknown gender.
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>>127077359
yo
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>>127077053
>being this insecure in his sexuality
embrace the dicks man
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>>127077301
I don't care about your shitty /v/ meme (not everyone on 4chan is a normie who uses that extension, you know), please stop pestering me, cur.

>>127077342
Well how do you know xir's gender identity? No one ever asked xir if she/her/hers are her real pronouns xir's comfortable with.
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>>127077225
> alt + tab trick
what trick is this?
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>>127077270
>i dunno I've never looked for soriel content and I've rarely come across it

If you're a sansfag that doesn't like Soriel like me, you're in for a bad time.

Basically every other artist that draws a lot of sans on tumblr or twitter is pretty heavily into Soriel. Same goes askblogs themed around the skeletons or just sans which will inevitably get asked "omg sans do you like toriel XDDD" and will get a blushing sans response.

I try to avoid it yet just because I like sans I have to deal with going through a bunch of Soriel shit.
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>>127077053

There's a few of them.

This one?
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>>127077475
Here's a third (You)
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>>127076639
It is a generic human of unknown gender, as far as the monsters are concerned.
I mean come on, the only one who gave a fuck to ask what their name was was Asriel.
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>>127077504
when you press alt+tab, you can switch between all windows open on your computer

try it out
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>>127076639

>But referring to someone in particular with they is incorrect tumblr bullshit.

People use it for that purpose in the real world all the fucking time.

Are you trolling or just retarded? Who cares if it's correct use? People don't use shit 'correctly'.

If you're going to tell me you've never heard regular dumbasses use 'they' in that sense then you're lying.
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>>127077359
always here
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anyone have the critical lack of understanding goat image?
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>>127077359
rip spiderposters
rip 2015
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>>127077376
flowey getting you pregnant!
flowey inflating you so much that your belly becomes big and round!
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>>127077475
*xur real pronouns

I am so sorry
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>>127077475
why are you using xir when that person didn't specify that person's pronouns? seems like you're the misgender-er here
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>>127076835
Even wikipedia agrees that using they to refer someone of indeterminate gender is a modern thing to do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they#Contemporary_usage
>In contemporary usage, singular they is used—at least by some—to refer to an indeterminate antecedent, for instance when the notional gender or number of the antecedent is indeterminate or the sex (social gender) of the real-word entity referred to is unknown or unrevealed. Examples include different types of usage.

While it's true that historically, they can bu used instead of "he", and I agree, it's a great use of they, it was used in situations where it didn't refer to a specific, known, person, but rather to anyone that fits the situation.
>When I tell someone a joke they laugh.
>When I greet a friend I hug them.
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>>127077475
Because all of that gender bullshit is made up.
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>>127077395
CUTE!
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>>127077474
>embrace the dicks
That sounds a bit akward. You'd have to get everyone to line up a certain way, and then move them around so that you'd be able to get an arm around the dicks, ya know it just sounds like more trouble than it's worth.
>>
>>127074857
is there more to that image, and sauce if so
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>Flowey made OP
>Distinct lack of Floweyposters in this thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>127077601
What unholy hellspawn of a glob of determination inside of a flower and a human would produce?
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>>127077225
OH. oooooooh.

Is this a Lisa thing? I finally got that game and started playing it. That JOY is not the JOY I want.
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confess me your sins, anon.

and tell me what you plan to make yourself better for the next year.
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>>127077504
Alt tab while walking in any direction, Frisk will continue to move in place and you will get encounters easier.
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>>127077475
bark bark
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>>127077505



sorry I honestly don't use tumblr because i can't be bothered to get around it's interface


on other sites I really haven't ran into much soriel stuff, and what little soriel stuff i've seen has been alright, don't mind it
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>>127077528
Filtered.

>>127077612
Xir is ok to use while you don't know xerox gender. Your mom told me that herself.

>>127077635
But Undyne fangays believe it.
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>>127074243
I'm not alone, but my bf is mad at me.. and we like never fight .. so whats the point. i'm just gonna sit her and drink beer and eat food till the sad stops.
Happy fucking new year
hope some of you anons are having a good night atleast
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>>127077475
She usually goes by "her" so, it's safe to assume she likes to go by "her, she, herself, etc". If you want actual discussion, I'll have it, but if you're going to keep spouting nonsense and want free (You)s, feel free.
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>>127077743
Have a reply
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>>127077404
It's not a generic unknown human being, it's frisk in particular.
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>>127077680
anon there are terrible anons talking about getting filled with sap c'mon son c'mon
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>this thread
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>>127077691
I hug my pillow and pretend it's Edgegoat.
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>>127077731
That's okay, but trust me when I say that Soriel is pretty damn widespread and awfully often people who ship it will assume everyone does.
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>>127077691
I fucked up this OP
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>>127077645
>>127077680
Let's keep posting flowey and omega to ignore the other crap happening in this thread!

please?
>>
>>127077691
I haven't made any effort towards recovering from my depression this year. I plan to begin going to therapy again next year.
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>>127077763
Your right hand is not a bf.
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>>127077690
>Is this a Lisa thing?
You got it.
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>>127077743
how do you know my mom is a herself? my mom could be a himself, themself, xirself, itself, and the ever potent momself. so show my mom the respect my mom needs, momdammit!
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>>127077376
>>127077601

Tasting Flowey's sweet nectar for so long that it may never leave your mouth!
Worrying that you might be getting addicted to the way it makes your mind go fuzzy!
Begging Flowey for another taste, desperate to get another fix!
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>>127077813
>Sexualizing the flower in any way shape or form
Cuddles, not RAPE.
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>>127077691
I made a joke request for you drowning genofrisk via prolonged, forceful baptism and the thread started getting off on it. Sorry, Father.

And I plan on getting my art-requests for the thread done faster, just finishing up some Woshua stuff now.
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>Try to RP on Shamchat
>Get nervous
>Try to talk to people
>Get nervous

holy shit i hate myself
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>Soriel
Sorry, something that happens in an aborted fetus of a timeline doesn't quite cut being the be-all end-all "Go fuck yourself and YOUR pairing" tier of canon justifications.

You wanna know what's canon?
Toriel befriending each and every single one of the 'group', a la Alphys, Undyne, Papyrus and Sans.

Those are all friends, now. You know what we call someone shoving any of them with Toriel, aside from Sans? It's a fucking crack pairing. And that's what Soriel is, as well. It's a crack pairing.

>But she laughed at his jokes!
Yeah surprise living alone for an undefined amount of time with literally everyone too intimidated to talk to you makes you kinda desperate for social contact.

>But she held his hand/sidled up to him in True ending!
They had specific animations for:
* A hug
* Kissing spoof
* Another hug
None of which pertain to Toriel and Sans. She merely stood next to him, and if you consider that proof enough, well, I feel sorry for whomever you hoverhand(ed)

>But she's lonely!
She's had a lot of time to come to terms with the idea that she might never get romantically involved with anyone ever again, and if you proclaim that she WOULD want to shack up with Sans, then I reserve the right to laugh in your face for typecasting Toriel as a shallow whore who wants to jump on the bone zone simply because it's there.
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>>127077883
your right its not. right now maybe it should be.
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>>127077386

O..ok but it has a long setup and i need to add scenery to it. I have a habit of adding that in later then spicing up the dialogue a bit.

http://pastebin.com/2ysku4Wc
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>>127077691
I'm drunk for the first time in my life and want to hug everybody in this thread, even the people I dislike.
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>>127077205
Thanks, man! It means a lot. If you've ever got a request...well, y'know.
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>>127077830
How?
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>>127077691
Father Sans i have sinned

every night i masturbate to the thought of fisting your pelvis
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>>127077887
can... CAN I STILL SPREAD MY JOY? TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR?
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>>127077505
I've honestly run into more fontcest or Sansby than Soriel personally, and without actively looking for that sort of stuff. I think people are seriously exaggerating when they talk about how commonplace Soriel is.
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>>127077509
Nice thumbnail.
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>>127077691
I haven't finished any of my writing project, and I masterbate to every single UT character minus Pap.

Wish me, father.
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>>127077598
>>127077589
>>127077423
I swear to god spiderposters are dying faster than christians in syria
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>>127077743
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
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>>127077813
I just want to cuddle OF, and hug the regular flower too.
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>Do alt+tab trick
>Find glyde after like 6 minutes
>Cursor is stuck moving right

Damn, nobody told me that would happen.
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>>127077947
>Don't have enough faith in myself to RP as any kind of canon character.
I can see the appeal but I'd be way too nervous of breaking the illusion for someone.
tfw you will never chat with Flowey
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>>127077950
Who the fuck is this in response to?

Why did you bother typing this out and posting it?
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>>127077825
I would love to shitpost about your autism level but i'm doing exactly the same
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>>127077967
Happy New Year! Don't die from alcohol poisoning, okay? Love you! <3

And btw, that's not a sin tho
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>>127078091
ctrl+f Soriel this and last thread
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>>127078021
You masturbate to Jerry too? Nothing can be done to wosh u of that stain.
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>>127078021
*wosh
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>>127078071
Click inside the tab, then move your heart around in the menu. Go into items to make sure it works right.
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Do all monsters have the same rights? Are Woshuas and ghosts treated equally as Goats and Skeletons?
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Undyne suplexes John Cena, just because she can
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>>127078080
I'll be your Flowey, Anon
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>>127077691
I started the whole Soriel debate in this thread, sorry.
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>>127078020

Blame twitter, i catch most of koya's art off of there and don't bother to check tumblr whenever she uploads there.
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>>127078091
Found the Soriel shipper
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>>127078025
Most people have a main waifu and post spider on the side, I guess. Being a mini-boss is hard.
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>>127078071
>>127078167
what
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>>127077980
Clone thread because i'm autistic
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>>127077862
Gladly.
>>127078013
Please do.
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>>127077947
I know the feel, anon. It's why I'm doing it here. No one can make fun of me on an anonymous Korean shadow puppetry forum.. Right?
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>>127078148
exactly once, I regret it
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>>127078136
Drunkenness is a sin in my book, but thanks you
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>>127078273
Don't sweat it, it happens all the time.
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>>127078249
At least she's the most special miniboss in the game, being able to change your SOUL color. I would love an ending where she becomes head of the underground
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>>127077601
>>127077908
Flowey forcing his seeds into you, saying you'll make a great vessel to keep them warm and safe until they grow!
Begging Flowey for just a little mercy, you're so full, he couldn't possibly fit any more inside!
Flowey laughing in your face as he shoves three more vines into you, leaving your mouth empty so he can hear your cries that turn into moans!
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This seems relevant
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>>127078232
This might help you:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/9510-twitter-image-orig-promoter
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>>127078213
O-Oh my~
What a day to remain sober.
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>>127078317
Trust me, I have absolutely no room to talk.
It's nice being Grillby sometimes though.
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>control+f soriel
>37 results
What the fuck guys
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>>127078167
Thanks anon!

>>127078253
It's a trick to encounter Glyde, he's got a lot of Gold and exp
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>>127078049
Man, this Tumblr tard sure is mad.
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>>127078232
Just open the picture on a new tab and add :orig at the end of the URL.
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Guys guys, let's not get carried away with the immense shitflinging. It's the new year.

Have a freshly-made gondola for your troubles.
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>>127077583
>Who cares if it's correct use?
It sounds horrible. They should be either plural or refer to potential people, not someone in particular.

>If you're going to tell me you've never heard regular dumbasses use 'they' in that sense then you're lying.
I haven't, but that's probably because I've been living in french canada for the past 10 years.
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>>127078139
[Do not]
>>127078246
>He's expressing irritation at someone starting/continuing an unironic ship discussion
>HE MUST SHIP IT
I hate Soriel because of how everyone involved with it proves themselves a fucking retard. The shippers are retarded. The haters are retarded. The bystanders who don't care are retarded. I'm retarded. You're retarded.

Can we please post about something else?
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>>127078460
I want to jump over the railing!
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>>127078172
I was gonna say "no, duh," but then I started thinking.
Boss Monsters get to be kings and queens because they have the most powerful souls. This means that some monster intrinsically have more or less powerful souls than others.
Thus, I figure that monsters like the Greater Dog and Lesser Dog or Moldsmals have weaker souls and a weaker level of sentience, and thus a lower place in society. Monsters are made of love, hope and compassion, so I doubt there's any really bad discrimination, but still.
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>>127078430
Let's talk about our favorite perpetually single skeleton instead.
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>>127078416
Not that guy, but I'm totally cool with the whole Grillby thing. It's pretty comfy. Keep doing what you do, man.
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(gotefriend)
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>>127077962
Not gonna lie, that was kinda spooky. Which means that you're doing great! Take as much time as you need to finish this, and consider me hyped.
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>>127077601
>>127077908
>>127078364
Please, you're making me feel frisky imagining this happening to femanons

Control yourselves
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>>127078321
What made you do it, anon?
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>>127077743
I'm pretty sure that everyone referring to Undyne as a she and everyone believing she is female would indicate that she is in fact female. Also the fact that she has a vagina.
Also here's your last (You)
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>>127078476
>French Canada
Found the problem. No wonder you're mentally stunted.
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>>127076134
Welp, I'm late as fuck but why not.

Asriel using his star magic to make a night-light
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>>127078539
Anon no
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>>127078430

Who the fuck is soriel?
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>>127078539
Do it! You'll gain LOVE!
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Mettaton
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i dont want to be alone
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>>127078275
YAY!
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>>127078549
try telling that to fishboners
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>>127078557
24000G
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>>127078581
Was it the shibari pic or the pics of Jerry's soft cunt?
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>>127078612
Sans/Toriel shipping
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>>127078549
AVE MARIA
CUANDO SERAS MIA
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>>127078549
Why is he crying?
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>>127077743
Not all of them faggot.
Also here's your last (You).
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>>127078476
>French Canada

Don't you need to have a French translation somewhere or the language police will get you?
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>>127078553
Thanks anon, I just try to bring a little bit of comfort to the ones who need a stiff drink, and a person to talk to. Who knows, it may actually help one day.
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Hastily drawn yet somehow arousing lewds!
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>>127078670
Brb, slaughtering cows
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>>127078363
Spider Queen Muffet?
sign me the FUCK up good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>127076306
the transformation did everything for me goddamn
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>>127078702
Because of all the people who say they want to fuck him.
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>>127075682
When did we decide that
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>>127078453

You have opened my eyes to a world of new possibilities. Thank you anon.
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>>127078753
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>>127078549
He's my big favorite! And so is flowey! Best friends forever!
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>>127077908
>>127078364
flowey laughing at you as you plead for more!
flowey not giving you more unless you do everything they demand!
flowey edging you on until your mind breaks!

>>127078572
>not imagining this happening to you
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>>127078460
did someone say gondola
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>>127078416
You do it good man. It's probably better, you don't do it all the time like me. I'm trying to keep it somewhat in check, so I don't end up just coming off as spammy. Also it's hard to post high quality pictures on my shitty phone speeds.
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>>127078581
>>127078676

I encountered it in an album, and something about the image made me but. Couldn't tell you what.
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>>127078816
No problem man, glad to help.
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>>127078395
fixed!
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>>127078647
I don't want to be attached to anyone!
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>>127078670
Will you take a payment plan?
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>>127078364
>>127078572
>>127078837

The exhilaration of fitting more inside than you did yesterday!
The anticipation of fitting even more inside tomorrow!
The joy of being a perfect plaything for your favorite plant monster!
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>>127078886
What was the picture anon? Tell me, I gotta know.
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>>127078837
I'd rather self-insert as Flowey, I'm not one for getting pregnant. My hips aren't wide enough
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>>127078549
THE BEST, MOST JOYFUL SKELLY!
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>>127078914
>"You see how the homosexuals spread their agenda!? Sans does not have a penis, how can he be gay!?"
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I like the mettaton anon

here's a rare mettaton
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>>127078670
will this do?
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So where is the Flowey Fan Club, and why am I not in it?
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>>127078967
Cash up front or get lost, kid
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>>127078591
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>127078856
This is now a gondola thread
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I hope you had a good New Year
Mine was mediocre
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>>127078752
Well, you lit up my day a tiny bit.
>>
You have to choose between having a threesome with,

>Toriel and Asgore
>Papyrus and Undyne
>Sans and Chara
>Alphys and Gaster
>Mettaton and Muffet
>Flowey and Napstablook
>Asriel and Frisk

You must select one of the listed options and it involves having sex with both members. Which do you choose?
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>>127079035
Azzy, you're wearing a lavender dress.
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>>127079143
Toriel and Asgore
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I want to write some fics like i used to but since my native languague isn't english i don't know if i should try or not
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>>127079105
If Gondola were an UT encounter, what would it be like?
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>>127079143
Flowey/Napstablook
No sex, they just seem like a fun lot to get drunk, and listen to vaporwave with.
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>>127079143
Papyrus and Undyne obviously. That wasn't even difficult.
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>>127079143
Papyrus and Undyne in a heartbeat, especially if it's after a rigorous training-session.
Also props to you for leaving Sans out.
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>>127079078
It's right here!
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>>127079105
more than fine with me
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IT MAY ONLY BE 9:30 WHERE I AM BUT PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SETTING OFF FIREWORKS. THE JOY HAS BEGUN TO SPREAD!
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>>127079143
Toriel and Asgore sandwich
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>>127079143
>>Mettaton and Muffet

Objectively the best answer
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>>127079143
>Sans and Chara

Let's do this shit. It's literally just my bro making me and my waifu unfocused with shitty sex puns
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>>127076226
>>127076342
is this short enough ?
>>127076207
>>127076296
>>127076387
I-i'm going out for a while will continue with the rest of the requests when I'm back
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>>127079143
Can I pick none?

If I had to then I'd just pick Papyrus and Undyne.
>>
i dont want to be alone please

im sorry
im sorry
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>>127079143
There is only one blatantly correct choice

Frisk and Asriel of course, this is too obvious.
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>>127079143
Gaster? How would that even w- Nope, not gonna ask.
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>>127079143
>no Undyne and Alphys
You knew people would chose those. Papyrus is too autistic and innocent to sex. So I chose Alphys and Gaster. She is desperate and willing to try anything and he doesn't exist.
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>>127079143
>Mettaton and Muffet

Femboy sexbot and qt spider.
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>>127079197
Purple is a neutral color!
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>>127079247
wewlad
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>>127079143
>Sans and Chara

Will do after that I'll murder Chara
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>>127077947
I can't even have fun in shamchat anymore, I keep getting paired with some guy named John Madden that only says "football" and "goat shota is a sin"
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>>127079284
>that Asriel in a dress
You're doing God's work, anon
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>>127079316
liam
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>>127079206
Just fucking do it, English is my technically my third language yet I write fics

The only way is up
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>>127079047
OH, I LIKE IT! IT SHOWS THAT I CAN BE FABULOUS, EVEN AFTER BEING DAMAGED BY THAT LITTLE BRAT, FRISK!
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>>127079035
just because sans dosent have genitals dont mean he dosent want monster dick
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>>127079316
Its okay your always welcome here anon
As long as you don't start dumb fights about shipping
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>>127079206
It's not mine, either, but people seem to like my stuff well enough. Writing's a good way to improve your English skills, anyhow, so it's win-win, right?
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>>127079284
i look forward to it anon :3
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>>127079224
You can give him an energy drink and he lets you ride on top of him as you explore the outer world of Mt. Ebott

>>127079251
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>>127079316
It's okay, Anon.
We're all alone together here
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>>127078813
Cute ghosties.
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>>127079143
Asriel and Frisk for Ultimate shota action
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>>127079395
Purple is the color of royalty. But that's clearlt lavender, and lavender is the color of qt goats in need of cuddles.
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>>127079537
I would like to think that Waterfall would be Gondola's favorite place. He would stand by a cliff and look up to the crystals glistening in the rock.
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>tfw learning a 2nd language for 5 years and you still suck
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>>127079206
English is not my first language either, but my fics have been generally enjoyed by a lot of people here.
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>>127079316
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>>127079316
i love you anon
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>>127078837
>>127079001
Flowey giving you a break when you're at your absolute limit after hours and hours of being fucked raw, dizzy and panting as your eyes are rolled back!
Flowey chuckling when he lovingly rubs your belly, stuffed full of seeds and cum!
Flowey watching you, smug grin plastered on his face, as you regain consciousness and give birth to the seeds, ripened and ready for planting from the warmth of your insides!

>>127078572
I refuse!
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>>127079537
of course I forgot pic
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>>127079143
>Papyrus and Undyne
By a mile.
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>>127075816

Speaking of trading cards, does anyone wanna help a girl out?

I just bought the game today and I got two Toriels and one Undyne.

Anyone wanna swap my Toriel for their Papyrus?
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>tfw no tra la la bf/gf
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>>127079818
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>>127079818
M-me
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>>127079472
but Mettaton i thought you and Frisk were friends
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>>127079143
>Toriel & Asgore
They're both equally fluffy and kind and gentle

Toriel would gladly take you both at once

Seeing how much she enjoys the King's massive girth makes you jealous, but you can't help but wonder...

You know there's no way you could fit something that huge inside...But it won't stop you from trying...
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>>127079872
That's Gaster's wife you fuck or what's left of her
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>>127079143
I choose none, it's only monogamy for me!
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>>127079854
In the same boat but I just sold my spare Toriel already.
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>>127078837
>>127079782
>>127079001
>>127078364
is there a name for this category of shitposting
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>>127079923
>>not thinking kids you like are still brats

Kids are cute and bratty only pedos put them on weird pedestals (pedostals?)
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>>127079907
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>>127079937
>not wanting to be dommed by Asgore while filling up Toriel

shit taste tbqh
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>>127077691
Undertale was the first thing to make me draw rule 34
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>>127079031
AS WELL AS THE CUTEST SKELETON.
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I'm really glad I get to spend New Years with you huys.
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>my only friend would rather ERP LoL characters on F list than chill out with me for new years

my new year's resolution is to make better friends
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>>127079923
WE ARE, BUT SOMETIMES THEY CAN BE A REAL PAIN! LIKE WHEN THEY BLOW OFF YOUR FUCKING ARMS!
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>>127079143
Mettaton and Muffet
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>>127080107
You better be planning to share with the class, son.
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>>127080172
Mettanon why are you so cool
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>>127080161
You should fuck him in real life so he will stop ERP'ing
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>>127080005
taking care of flowey however they want us to posting!
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>>127079143
I'd 100 be down for a goat sandwich.
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>>127079647
It happens anon, just keep practicing. What's your first language and which one you are trying to learn?
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>>127080194
I'd rather keep it buried.
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>>127080074
Do you lack reading comprehension? That's exactly what we're leading up to here!
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>New Years Eve
>Home alone
>Now Flower to hang out with and hug
I really need to make friends.
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the ancient greeks were total SJWs
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>>127080123
INDEED!
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>>127080172
STOP THE SWEARING, YOU'RE ON!
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>>127078430

Yeah, time to change it up.

Let's put in something sans gore for once!
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>>127080250
Why is asriel so hot
Why is undyne so pardo
Why is alphys so gay
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>>127079284
Perfect
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>>127078667
>implying she isn't with lizard
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>>127080389
But they hated women so much that they preferred to fuck little boys.
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>>127080363
C'mon, post it. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>127080250
do you know who made this comic
i like it a whole bunch

>>127080362
english
russian
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>>127080160
same here.
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>>127080439
exactly. total sjws
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So....what did /utg/ listen to after they finished the game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEB-yn9wrZw
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>>127080415
Cause you are a furry
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>>127080426
You must be a blast at parties.
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>>127080426
She's only with lizard at the very end of Pacifist, and their relationship has only begun.
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>15 minutes until midnight here.
>can't be any more tired.
goddammit /utg/ I want to go to sleep but I live in the center of town and the fireworks and partying is gonna keep me up
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>>127080553
That's why they call me "Osama".
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>>127080517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
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>>127080426
The only reason is she is so focused and determined about getting shit done, and nothing else.
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>>127080553
i love this meme
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>>127080363
Exactly what was it?
>>127080410
I thought you were talking about guro for a second
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>>127080415
Because you're a furfage. Most of the people here are.
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>>127080626
Meme this and meme that. Man, what's up with this "breathing" meme?
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>>127080410
Okay
>>127080475
I think http://iamnotamuffin.tumblr.com/post/131588260717/mettaton-knows-his-audience
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>>127080626
It is a good idea to remind people that some times they are hige shit lords.
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>>127078541
I imagine that's it's more that a family of boss monsters used their powerful souls to conquer the throne.
Remember that they elect the new king/queen if you kill Toriel.
>>
i'll ask again since i didn't really get a straight answer last time

where's chara from
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>>127080517
It's been almost 4 months, I really don't remember. But probably the OST.
>>127080569
Same over here RIP anon.
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oh no it floopy
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THIS JOEL GUY IS CALLING JAPAN TO SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR
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>>127080753
The surface.
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>>127080753
Texas, sir!
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>>127080705
thank you!
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>97 posters in this thread

gonna smooch every last one of you
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>You will never hide in a basket of Toriel's dirty robes intending on jumping out and surprising her when she comes by to pick it up
>You will never wait in the basket until you start to smell something funny
>Your brain tells you it's a bad smell, but it somehow makes you feel excited and you want more of it
>You will never stay there inhaling your adoptive goat mother's crotch musk until you fall asleep
>She will never eventually come by to get the dirty clothes and search it upon noticing that it's heavier than usual
>She will never see you asleep in her dirty clothes basket with a raging boner and face buried in the crotch of one of her used robes
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>>127079430
What's your first language, my man?
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>>127080756
flippy?!
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Wasnt a drqwfag going to do some toriel pining for Asgore? Did we turn them off with our shitposting....
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>>127080753
Genocide ending + game backstory on neutral/TP route.
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>>127080758
will he ever forgive Norway for being norway? As a dumb fucking German American I need to know.
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>>127080878
Of course not, he's Swedish.
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>>127080842
flowery
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Papyrus's legs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mettaton's legs

Don't get any ideas about cutting his off with your chainsaw for this, you shit robot
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>>127080535
>>127080667
I'm not gay nor furry
i just want to fuck him wild and kiss him with passion as he begs me for more
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>>127080753
HELL. But for real, she came from some village from the surface, reasons, most likely to kill themself
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>>127080517
Nothing. I just kind of sat there, still taking in that it was over
and that you can't save Asriel
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>>127080818
You are too cute for words.
I want to smooch you too anon.
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>>127080818
gotta find me first
>>127080919
Well, he nuke the ever loving fuck out of them, I would appoligies for that.
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>>127080745
>>127080681
>>127080553
i'll have you fuckers know that i'm the undisputed PARTY KING of wailuku, hawaii
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>>127080818
Flower kissu~?
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>>127080947
I wish my legs were as pretty as Mettaton's and Papyrus's
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>>127080426
>implying alphys doesn't commit suicide anyway
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>>127080818
Thank you, anon.
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>>127080250
I'M JUST LUCKY, I GUESS! I WAS BORN WITH THIS POWER TO IMPRESS, AND I USE IT FOR GOOD! SPREADING JOY TO EVERYONE IN THE UNDERGROUND! IT'S TRULY THE BEST JOB ANYONE COULD ASK FOR! IT'S FUC
>>127080392
OH, HELLLOOOOO MY BEAUTIES! I'M HERE LIVE IN THE CORE IN ANTICIPATION OF THE BIG BALL DROP AT MIDNIGHT! I'M HERE WITH MY ALWAYS DEPENDABLE DISC JOCKEY, COUSIN NAPSTABLOOK! WHAT ARE WE JAMMING TO TONIGHT, BLOOKY?

That means post some good music for all to enjoy for New Year's!

https://youtu.be/P07qfdUseKg
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Chara a cute!
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>>127080818
Nope! Not gonna smooch me!
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Who's your favorite Character and why is it Papyrus?
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>>127080947
It's true
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>>127079143
Sex with multiple people is nearly the worst thing ever, but I'd choose Asriel and Frisk.
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>>127080818
I'm gonna smooch YOU
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>>127080979
okay, you aren't furry, but
a furry in denial
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>>127081045
why would you do that when you're dating a fish?
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>>127080818
not if i smooch you first!
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>>127080782
>>127080868
>>127080985
Well, yeah, I already knew that. I mostly just wanted to know people's retarded and autistic headcanons on what country she's from
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>>127081057
Why aren't you MURDERING your friends, anon?
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>>127081006
>Hawaii
>the loser state in the middle of the ocean.
Even us Alaskans laugh at you.
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>>127081074
Yummy yummy yummy in Chara's tummy
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>>127080979
Nope, nothing gay nor furry about wanting to make love to a male goat.
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Has Charanon been on tonight?
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>>127081134
Salmonella does things to your head.
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>>127081126
Who is getting smooched there?
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>>127081167
Finally someone understand
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>>127080818
a Kiss? why dont you just give me a (you)?
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>>127081152
fuck you, snow nigger, us hawaiians know how to party
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>>127081087
He's the cutest, and how he always works so hard is admirable.
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>>127081182
I'm here, just shitposting on Anonymous. I was considering drawing in a minute
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>>127081158
>You will never be yummy yummy yummy for Chara
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>>127081152
>Alaska
>Laughing at anyone
Go back to your igloo you fucking eskimo.
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>>127080851
Best I've got, I know theres a comic out there somewhere of Toriel getting drunk with Sans and talking about how much she misses Asgores giant dick but I don't have it saved.
>>127081182
They were on earlier
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>>127080947
IF HIS LEGS ARE SO GREAT, THEN HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A GOOD, OLD FASHIONED LEG OFF?
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>>127081282
So do we, we get fucking drunk, shoot moose and ride snow machines into lakes.
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>>127081074
chara is so cute anon!
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>>127081158
The fuck

>>127081182
Chara the best, but I'm not Charanon.
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>>127081151
Because I already did. Don't really see the point on doing it more than once, nor have the desire to do it again.
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>>127081351
Ok
*Shoots your legs off*
Papyrus wins
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>>127081310
Just wanted to say happy New Year.

i love you i love you so much
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>>127081087
He's so cheerful and optimistic. He makes me want to try and believe in myself.
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>>127081378
Are we Charaposting now?
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>>127081406
*it's a hologram*
>>
Holy shit you guys have chewed through threads fast while I was gone.

Anyway, for the Anon writing the dadster fic >>127071205 I did grab the link and I'm reading it now.
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>>127081462
yes!
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>>127081259
I want Asriel to teach me about my sexuality and comfort me and tell me everything's okay when I get scared
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>>127081463
*anal vores u*
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>>127081428
Thanks Anon, I hope next year goes by pretty well and that I finally start doing the things I should be doing. Now I'm gonna enjoy myself some meat, cheese and crackers

Happy New Years and take care

>>127081462
I dare you
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>>127081158
>>127081312
>Charafags.txt
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>>127081467
Saw your posts pretty late in the thread so I didn't respond, but I hope you're feeling better or at least will soon.
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>>127081017
gonna plant my lips on them petals

>>127081081
GONNA DO IT, gonna put a smacker right on that cute little forehead of yours!

>>127081148
Oh, it's a smooch off, you want, is it?! Bring it on, pal, I'm ready for ya!
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sequel confirmed
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>>127081151
They did nothing wrong to me... yet.
I will kill my enemies instead.
>>
How in the hell does one use pastebin to post fics if all I am seeing is untitled public pastes about codes?
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>>127081074
Chara putting your dick at knifepoint! Chara threatening to cut your dick off if you try to run or scream! Chara putting their hands around your throat! Chara squeezing your neck until the oxygen deprivation makes you almost pass out!
>>
i hate asgore and chara
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>>127081581
I can't help it! Wanting to become a tasty meal for your queen and giving her your power is great! I love Chara!
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>>127081547
>>127081575
Okay
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>>127081646
Gaster themed sequel confirmed?
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>>127081646
>Confirmed hard mode never
God damn it
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>>127081547
Chara is just a shitty demon kid
>>
So, how do you deal with the goat not being real? I'm not being funny, it's a serious question. Before today I was fine but now whenever I think about it it hurts. I've been feeling depressed all day I want to cuddle and hold hands and do stuff alone with him
it's not even lewd feelings what the hell is wrong with me
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>>127081646
The game will be about Gaster and prove that the skeletons were warped from another dimension.
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>>127081619
>Lips on petals
Lewd!
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>>127081378
>>127081462
I want to comfort Chara
>>
>>127081721
>tasty
Don't get ahead of yourself, little weirdo.
You'd be as shitty going in as you would be coming out.
>>
Daily reminder to filter Chara apologists in respect of the goat shota.
>>
>>127081268
here (You) go
>>
>>127081558
I want anyone to comfort me when I'm scared.

So most of the time.
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>>127081756
Even Satan was an angel once, Anon.
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>>127081087
he is a hot fish who stay determinated during fight and throw sprears out of nowhere but and he is gay for the lab goat called sans
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>>127081759
I don't know. I felt like that a while ago but I'm going through a Toriel and Muffet phase right now, maybe that's just my way of trying to get away from the pain of nogoat.
>>
>>127081646
Edgy Theory: Gaster will be the final boss of the next game
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>>127081759
It means that he's your waifu now.
>>
>>127081467
>I did grab the link and I'm reading it now.
Righteous.
I'm going out myself (it's 5AM where I live) but if you write out anything I'll be sure to read through the second I get back.
>>
Happy New Year /utg/.
>>
>>127081619
Forehead!? If you're gonna try for a kiss, I would expect one right on the lips! In any case, you still won't do it!
>>
>>127081406
THAT'S NOT VERY FAIR, ANON! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SHOOT! I BORROWED SOME OF SANS' BLASTERS JUST FOR THIS OCCASION!

WHY IS NOBODY POSTING THEIR JAMS? BLOOKY CAN ONLY PUMP OUT SO MANY SICK TUNES!
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>>127081759
Welcome to the world of waifus/husbandos. Enjoy your stay.
>>
>>127081646
>2016
>something else
It will be a completely different spin-off, featuring characters we never saw before and none we will recognise.
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>>127081619
you're gonna have to be faster than that if you wanna smooch me first buddy!
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>>127081848
Yeah, that would be nice.
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>>127081856
Damn, that's true, never taught of it that way
>>
>>127081759
Congrats, you have a husbando now.
>>
>>127081856
Lucifer did nothing wrong

However Chara did a shit ton wrong and is still shit
>>
>>127081759
Get a pet.
>>
>>127081856
Sans confirmed Archangel Michael/Gabriel to fight Chara/Satan?

Brings a whole new meaning to the word Sans Serif
>>
>>127081598
I'm feeling pretty good right now actually, thanks for asking. Just finished playing some videogames and I think reading over these fics by other people is giving me a nice change of pace.

Also my tumblr fucking exploded after an Anon who comes here made me some fantastic fanart. Watching my follower count jump from 74 to 150 is pretty cool and gives me a boost in confidence about my writing.

>>127081916
Alright, I'll quote you whenever I finish so it grabs your attention.
>>
>>127081759
Congrats, this is what it's like to have a waifu/husbando!

That sadness will never go away.
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>>127082083
Priest Sans just became a lot better.
>>
>>127081817
Chara said that I'm very tasty and appreciates my sacrifice!
>>
Things we need art of:
Monster Kid in a dress
Sans Sheriff
Thick Undyne
More Asriel in a dress
>>
i want to smooch the chara
i want to finger the chara
i want to lick the chara
i want to have hours and hours of wild drunken and sweaty sex with the chara
i want to be tied to the bedposts and rode like an animal by the chara
i want the chara to milk me down to the very last drop
i want the chara
i need the chara
>>
>>127082102
Who was that anon?
Was it me?
>>
please convince me to do a true reset
>>
>>127081646
DLC where you get to be Asriel in the hole. It's a gardening simulator. You water the plants with your tears.
>>
>>127082321
Its just a video game and none of the charters are real
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>>127082102
Hey skull are you willing to share your steam ID with someone who also does write faggotry? I wanna be part of all the idea bouncing you were talking about before.
>>
>>127082321
Don't do it, let them be happy
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>>127082185
I'm going to feed you to that horrible skeleton we all hate, you little shit.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter! We appreciate your interest in our cause. Humanity is a tune. It must be sung together.
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>>127082213
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>>127082198
I second this.
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>>127082213
>>
>tfw you will never be yummy in chara's tummy
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Alright /utg/
Everyone have a happy new year, it's 4 AM right now and I'm in desperate need of sleep.
I'm going to hug Chara and hold her hand.
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>>127082321
None of the characters like you and the only ones that have any possibility of liking you are demon Chara and maybe Sans possibly Sans, who probably mistook you for Frisk or Flowey anyway.
>>
are you guys still my friends
>>
>>127082321
Do not, just let them go.
But there's probably still content you haven't seen yet.
And the characters won't actually resent you or suffer for it since they aren't real after all.
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>Charafags who were already the worst posters have all become vorefags as well
My god can it get any worse

>>127082435
sure
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>>127082423
Actually, Sans would probably hate you if he actually knew what you were.
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>>127082493
happy new year, catdiddler
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>>127082435
Of course, Anon! I love you!
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>>127082506
>become

There's always been a small handful of voreposters the other Charafags ignore or post reactions to, anon.
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>>127082435
yeah sure anon. You're always welcome here
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>>127082506
On the bright side, people have finally shut up about Asgvore.

Chara is like a magnet for shit made out of shit, we should be grateful to them for drawing the worst of the garbage and keeping it for themself and no-one else.
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>>127082493
Happy New Year to you too Catfucker!
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>>127082506
>>127082562
>>127082583
thank you guys
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>>127082493

happy new year, you filthy sinner.
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>>127082506
Be thankful it sucked away the Asvore hopefully
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Not enough Floweys~
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>>127082493
I don't like the things you do to your cat or agree with your philosophy on human-animal relations, but I still wish you a happy new year.
>>
>>127060410
naturally
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>>127082558
>>127082640
>>127082716
>>127082760
O-oh my
I wasn't expecting this
It's not actually new year yet where I live, but thanks anyway
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>>127082269
I dunno, it's the one from Hollow Victory. So maybe?

>>127082363
Sure. It's ilikebones.
>>
>tfw everyone in the house went to sleep early
>tfw only have /utg/ for new years

It's not that bad.
>>
>>127082493
... Happy News Years!

Zoophile
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>>127082387
This thread is becoming unsettling.
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>>127082753
Not nearly enough.
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>>127082904
>Becoming
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>>127082852
oh, it's not me :(
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>>127082923
>tfw you will never be friends with Flowey
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>>127082786

Why do you even post your Cat's dick here, you dirty pet fucker?

All you're going to get is a banhammer
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>>127082771
>tfw mom will never ask you to snuggle with her like you always did when you were little
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>>127083018
For (You)'s anon. He even made a guide to getting them for other aspiring shitposters.
>>
>>127082493
yay, nasty fucker deleted his post!
>>
>>127083018
Anon, if his posts are of any indication, he gets banned several times per day but just continue to ban evade.
>>
Get banned on, scrub.
>>
Toriel breastfeeding you until you were five! Toriel unknowingly instilling a lactation/breastfeeding fetish in you!
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>>127082994
>hasn't made a Flowey tulpa
It's like you don't want to live with your husbando.
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666th for Chara Vore
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Would you let frisk kiss you?
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>>127082986
Aw, which one did you make? I love all the art I get. That one in particular got reblogged by some popular Sans blog and it just spiraled out of control from there.
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>>127083073
Please post the guide, I'm curious now.
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Crackships!
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>>127083171
Missed by one
>>
>>127083086
hopefully it'll get to the point where they just rangeban the fucker like they did with lanced jack, jim profit, and roasted bread
>>
Guys, quick question
Can i still befriend Undyne even if i didn't save MK?
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>>127083154
>Five
>Not Eleven
>Not in public

Step it up son.
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>>127083190
I'll take any kisses I can get, but I'm saving my first kiss on the lips for someone special.
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>>127083202
>Can I befriend the police officer even if I let a child fall to their death causing the police officer to almost die trying to save them

Yeah you can
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>>127083202
As long as you have 0 EXP and gave water to the fish, you can befriend her.
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>>127081646
A date sim pls
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>>127083198
By a Flowey post

It's kind of ironic
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>>127083202
yes
You can even refuse to save MK in a true pacifist run.
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>>127065689
By not being an autist
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>>127083168
I'd rather just RP with someone pretending to be Flowey than fuck around with tulpas desu senpai
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>>127083190
Yes, however she has to be an adult like this
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>>127083168
I don't even know what a tulpa is, anon.
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>>127083190
Yes. And I would kiss them back, on their cute forehead
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>>127083304
Flowey Tulpa, of all things. Something like that can only end bad, can't wait until somebody tries.
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>>127082903
I thought you guys hated me
You probably still do, but regardless, I'm touched, /utg/
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>>127083191
this one
And yeah, all it takes to get popular is that one lucky reblog. that's the ay tumbly works
>>
>>127083395
I wish I was cute thick like that
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>>127060410
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>>127083190

No. That'd be weird as fuck.
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I hope this artist doesn't mind me posting this so often

I just love it so much
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>>127083393
Same here desu senpai
Hint, hint. Wink, wink. Anyone interested?
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>>127060410
>tfw you will never put your cute peepee in mommy's meat vortex
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>>127083393
Fair enough. I wouldn't make one of someone who's a literal emotionless murderer, anyways.
>>127083401
Just imagine I never said anything and post more Flowey.
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>>127083448
> I wish I could find a cute thick like that.
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>>127083190
Of course. And i'd kiss them back on their forehead assuming we have a prior history of friendship.
>>
So I bet the game

I think

I get why people make so many comparisons to Earthbound

That was some Giygas tier shit right there

I'm scared lads ;_;
>>
>>127083393
I think that there's a few Flowey rpers here you could probably hit up
>>
>>127083663
>Omega Flowey
kek, go finish the game for real lad
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>>127083598
But you said the same thing last time I said I didn't know what it was, at least enlighten me!
>>
>>127083663
Now go through that one more time and you'll see it even more.
>>
>>127083663
>giygas

Not even close. There's more bosses. Now befriend everyone or kill everyone, don't be a pussy and go the middle route.

Get out until you do.
>>
>>127083663
If you're talking about Flowey, you haven't beat the game yet. Go back and do what Flowey said.
>>
>>127083663
He can't hurt you now.

Also I doubt you beat the game completely.
>>
Toriel shitposting on /utg/! Toriel using /v/ memes to make up for her lack of a real argument! Toriel calling samefag on everyone who disagrees with her! Toriel getting triggered by black people! Toriel convincing herself that she has actual clinical depression! Toriel complaining about not having any money, while also being too lazy to get a job! Toriel becoming so desperate for meaningful social interaction that she converts to various forms of disgusting degeneracy! Toriel getting raped by some fat, sweaty black guy from Craigslist! Toriel selling her own rape baby to the cartel for drug money! Toriel!
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Fuck me why is Undyne such a cunt to kill on a genocide run. I mean I hate myself already but after 10+ tries this is just madness.
>>
>>127083791
T-Toriel??
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>>127083798
Heros are usually hard to kill.
>>
>>127083798
Learn to crit.
>>
So /utg/, how many people are you able to identify by the way they type out their posts/filenames?
>>
>>127083791
This would be lewder if it were Alphys

>>127083798
Git gud bitch
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>>127083791
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>>127083791
Hey, stop. Mom does not do that.
>>
>>127083798
Protagonists tend to have plot armor, anon. Haven't you ever played a video game?
>>
>>127083798

because it's gotta be like her japanese animes
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>>127083727
It's a mental construct you create through mediation, who can talk and think independently of your actions. Also a source of endless drama, RP and shitposting.
>>
>>127083898
I hope no one notices who I am just by posting style/filenames. That'd be weird.
>>
>>127083791
>complains about money and not having a job.
>makes pie every fucking day
Either she's full of shit or she is roughing up the froggits to get the money for ingredients.
>>
>>127083898
I'm not really good at that, sometimes I can recognize filenames if they're not just a string of numbers. A couple of people seem to recognize me though.
>>
>>127083898
>posting in a way other people can recognize you anonymously
fuck that famigo
>>
>>127084003
It's not weird, it's just profiling
>>
>image limit 251
>>
>>127083428
i do hate you YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

but /utg/ is a loving and accepting place
>>
>>127083898
A few of the Sansfags do it, but it's intentional.
>>
If Undyne is the true heroine of the Genocide run, what does that make Sans?
>>
>251 images in the thread
WE BROKE THE SYSTEM
>>
>>127083898
I can tell Charanon apart pretty well because he's apparently horrifically depressed.
>>
>>127078565

Thank you anon. I'm having much fun but fuck my mind i keep on coming up with more scenarios and backdrops. Always happens when i try to write short stories.
>>
>>127083998
I'm way too anxious to meditate; and I could probably fill the void with a decent roleplayer
IF I COULD FIND ONE.
>>
>>127083898
I'm honestly shocked no one has called me out considering how often I fuck up my spelling or grammar in the same ways. I don't really try and keep track of others though.
>>
>>127084124
The classic shopkeeper that you try to rob, expecting them to be a pushover.
>>
>>127084083
>THROUGH DETERMINATION, THE DREAM CAME TRUE.
>>
>tfw really sleepy but really want to stay up to midnight with /utg/

dont worry utg/ i can do it
>>
this is the best jobel stream in months
>>
>>127084163

>obviously let's roleplay.jpg
>>
>>127084083
>>127084129
>my self deletion to ensure the last image was Flowey broke the fourchannel
MODS MODS MODS!
>>127084163
Maybe I could try. Got an email or something?
>>
I died so much from the Undying fight that I became sober through sheer anger. So much for forgetting 2015.
>>
>>127082903

it aint new years in new yorkwhere actually matters yet you cuck
>>
can someone post new thread links

( if there is one )
>>
>>127084203
>awake for 18h
>not sleepy
i envy you anon
>>
>>127083898
i don't know. i just assume every post is from a different person, because that seems like the polite thing to do.

but i'm constantly having to change my post structure, filenames, even had to change my IP a few times to throw off the stalkers in here
>>
Am I the only one who thinks Papyrus's theme sounds a lot like Item Bounce from Kirby's AIr Ride?
>>
>>127084203
Please don't force yourself to stay awake if you are really tired.
Happy New Year anon, I hope 2016 is a kind year to you.
>>
>>127084221
Some day ;_;
>>
>>127084203
I believe in you Anon!
>>
>>127084272
Best time zone represent. You wanna hang out bro, I'm in NYC
>>
>>127083898
I can identify about 3.
I can also track people down on World of Warcraft via their walking style and Achievement Points.
>>
>>127084137
Gee, thanks bad time.png
>>
>>127084309
Wait for bump limit.
>>127084323
Get your paranoid checked.
>>
>>127084146
Well I'm no writer, but just try to stay focused. If you keep coming up with so many scenarios, why not just make a series of short stories instead? Either way I'm looking forward to it!
>>
>>127084353
only an our and a half left i can do it but thank you!

>>127084357
thank you!
>>
>>127083898
The other punanon has distinctly recognizable filenames on his Sans pics so he's easy to pick out.
>>
>>127084323
Hi Paranoia anon.
>>
>>127084443
>I can identify about 3.
Which ones?
>>
>>127084383

lets go out for ginos, bro
>>
>>127084467
D-did I mess up? It's at 750, right?
>>
>>127084468
wow, golly gee mister, sorry i don't want to be stalked over the internet

so sorry i'm not some internet whore who posts their dixpix all over the web and says HEY RANDOM STRANGERS HERE'S MY ADDRESS COME RAPE ME LIKE A MAIL-ORDER CHINESE BITCH

so very sorry i actually care about my privacy in the year of our spiritual liege, jon oliver, 2016
>>
>>127084569
>It's at 750, right?
Correct.
You did well MTTanon, don't worry about it.
>>
>>127084530
wrong again, jew

go get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers
>>
>>127084792
How are you Paranoia anon
>>
>>127084680
How exactly do you get stalkers on an anonymous imageboard, anyway?
>>
>>127083440
Fuck yeah I love that one. The one that got really popular was just vague enough to garner a lot of attention from a lot of people. Some were even tagging it with "soul sex".
>>
>>127079143
>Mettaton and Muffet
I NEED THIS ROBOT DICK IN MY ASS WHILE I POUND THE SPIDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>
>>127084808
wrong again, jew

go get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers
>>
>>127084826
Oh wow.
while it's good that it gets attention, attracting the wrong kind of attention is kinda weird.
Glad you liked mine though.
>>
>>127085107
Yeah reading some of the profiles of the people who watch me fills me with DISCOMFORT. But hey, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>
New thread please, or I'll have to post ascii shotegote
>>
>>127085402
Scroll up a bit.
>>127084569
>>
>>127085384
What's the worst blog you have seen so far?
>>
>>127085615
I don't go too deep into them, but the ones that instantly list their pronouns and sexual orientation as something off the fucking wall, followed by an age of like... 17 always make me cringe.
>>
I want to see altar boy Asriel getting raped
>>
>>127087467
We all do Anon. We all do.
>>
>>127087564
;-;
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>>127087745
We all ;-; Anon. We all ;-; .
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>>127087467
>>127087564
>>127087745
>>127087791
I don't. Not rape if he likes it.
>>
I want to cum inside asriel
>>
i want asriel to cum inside of me
>>
>>127087943
He won't know he likes it unless someone helps him try it out.
>>
>>127079143
Mettaton and muffet. All other combinations include at least one person who I'd rather hug and snug.
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