"Bury My Profile at Wounded Shitpost" edition.
Previous thread: >>127045180
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chara
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Why are you alone on News Years Eve, /utg/?
First for goatdad loving
>>127059049
happy new year fellow fish and pardoposterand the other i guess
top 10 for sans woshua crossover art
>>127059206
I forgive you asgore.
I already feel bad for peddling my own writing. http://pastebin.com/ZY0cZiF0
Doesn't seem to stop me from doing it, though.
I'm really glad /utg/ is still here. It's been a lot of fun this year with you guys, and I hope we have a lot more next year.
postlewd
10th post for me living the dream life in Japan as an ALT.
>>127059205
Family didn't plan anything, as far as i know
and because i wanted to be here for it
>>127059205
I'm not. I have my edgegoat fantasies.
STOP RESETTIN'!
>>127059276
Gonna be dead in a couple months desu senpaitachi
>>127059283
>>127059442
But then where will you shitpost about Hotline Miami?
Gonna write that New Years fic today though, but I'm gonna go to the movies, so expect it later. Throw any requests my way if you want though.
Also, this drawing bullshit is hard.
>>127059219
Hey Pardo, can you explain to me while the only negative main character in the game, Assgore, is also the only one portrayed as a cis white human male? (From the color of his hair and skin compared to others.)
Point in case, picture related.
>>127059283
mommy please dont drink
>>127059529
Ha......ha...
>>127059205
because I loathe new years and think it should be deleted
>>127059283
>>127059564
Well, today wasabsolute shit.I really hope you guys have a good New Years even if I can't.
I'm running off about 4 hours of sleep and I've been fighting panic attacks all day. Despite this I'm still going to try writing some AYEM. It will be a nice distraction from the mess that is my life at the moment.
Anyway, enough faggoty blog posting. Do any of you have special plans for New Years? I've never really celebrated it myself.
>>127059529
>>127059638
Genocide was truly the best ending for that.
>>127059638
If those were the actual characters in Undertale then genocide would have been a lot easier.
>>127059670
It's okay to vent
>>127059554
Wish I had ideas to throw your way but I got nothing. I have been enjoying your fics a lot though, especially the Asgore ones. Hope you have a good new years Doogle.
>>127059205
I'm with family actually
>>127059670
Get drunk off cheap alcohol with family, make a fool of myself then go play video games tell I pass out.
>>127059638
Truly the best ending
>>127059205
I'm gonna chill with my parents and probably watch a movie with them in a bit. New Years has never been a major holiday for us, it's just another cozy day.
>>127059670
I'm going to a party but I'm pretty sure it's going to be mostly couples making out with each other so I'll probably just drink the free booze and leave once midnight hitsand come shitpost here drunkenly
>>127059810
Thanks familia, I'm glad my fics are enjoyable
>>127059670
I'm sorry man. I hope things get better. My great aunt is staying here with us for like a week so we're probably gonna do fireworks or something.
IS EVERYONE GETTING READY FOR THE FESTIVITIES? I KNOW I AM! THE BALL THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE GREAT, THERE'S AN EXTRA SURPRISE AT THE BIG 0:00 THIS YEAR!TORIEL IS GOING TO BURST OUT OF THE BALL IN NOTHING NUT PASTIES AND SING A SONG!
sometimes i like to wake up in the morning
and i say to myself "today, i am going to yell at black people on the internet"
and then i just do it
it feels so good
truly, we are our own best motivators
>>127059205
My parents are out of town so none of their friends are over.
It kind of sucks, this is the first new years I've been alone.
>>127059894
>nut pasties
>>127059894
>>127059670
I hope things get better soon Skull. I want to say you shouldn't be writing and you should take care of yourself but if writing is distracting you from whatever is happening, that's alright too.
My family always has sauerkraut on New Years, last year it made me vomit but that's tradition. It tastes weird. Usually we just watch the ball drop on TV then things go back to normal.
>>127059638
Wow, you damn racist scumbag I am speechl
>>127059947
>>127059894
Requesting toriel wearing nothing but nut pasties over her naughty bits
>>127059949
>Resetti as Sans
Man how did I never notice this before
>>127059442
Come on, don't be like that. If /ksg/ and /fn@fg/ are still up then I'm sure /utg/ will be around for a long time.
>>127059894
Toriel would never agree to that!
>>127059975
it's not racist if one of the killers is also not white
>>127059670
Hope you feel better soon, Skull-senpai
I already read chapter 21 of AYEM and i feel like my heart is melting
Here, have a smoll tall skell
>>127060016
This is pretty close
Happy new year from Latvia!
Also Mettaton best husbando
>>127060050
i post these every few threads as a reminder, they're too fun
>>127060016
>TFW you'll never eat Toriel's Not Very Clean and Not Particularly Tasty Nut Cookie
baby fish and baby bones
>>127059936
You're never alone when you have /utg/, friendo.
>>127059638
Please do not scare Chara they might get melty.
>>127059974
I hate that pork and sauerkraut is a New Year's tradition, I can't stomach either and they stink up the rest of the food
>>127059670
Don't really have any major plans for New Year's. I got out of work because of a doctor's appointment this morning and now I've just most of the day cleaning and reorganizing my room.
tried my hand at asgore
taking small art requests!
>>127059810
>>127059836
These are good plans.
>>127059874
It's alright. Fireworks are a cool idea. We used to do that when I was a kid.
>>127059974
You don't have to worry about me, I'm still taking care of myself. Making sure I stay calm as much as possible and drinking plenty of fluids. The lack of sleep was inevitable, but I'll catch up that tonight. Hopefully.
Sauerkraut though?Do you live in PA?
>>127060084
I will cherish this tiny skeleton, thank you. I'm glad you're enjoying the story.
>>127060243
That's the cutest headcanon I've ever seen.
>>127059417
This to be honest familia.
>>127060193
but there's no fireworks
Joel stream is up
twitch tv vargskelethor
He will probably do Hard Time Underjail edition.
>>127060308
Toriel pining over Asgore. We see a lot of the reverse but with the exception of
>>127059283
I never see it the other way around.
>>127060308
Child Asriel lost in a petting zoo and turning feral
>>127060016
Excuse me, child!? That's incredibly inappropriate!But, if it would make you happy...
>>127060280
No, kiddo, more like normal people versus an deluded "asexual" cuck who's gonna get cuckolded by a fucking 3/10 ugly Tumblr landwhale.
nth for that asexual anon getting inevitably cucked!
>>127060308
Nice 'gore.
Can you draw Snowdrake skiing poorly?
>>127060308
new years funtime chara
>>127060308
This >>127060450 if you can also put in a joke about how its only been like 20 mins or something
Also I like your Asgore
>>127060527
Don't bully the asexual Anon
>>127060393
ooh baby, hoping for fun times
>>127060308
Asriel getting drunk for the first time and breaking his arms
That or >>127060395
>>127060308
Looks like a hipster cuckold.
>>127060527
do not bully
>>127059554
Frisk pretends he has parents in the TP ending but really doesn't, instead he lives alone somewhere.
Toriel/Asgore find out.
Sorry if it's a shitty idea or it's been done before, I'm not an idea person.
>>127060527
>>127060517
somebody's gonna call samefag on these posts
i can feel it
>>127060517
You're still here? Fuck off, this isn't even UT related. Who cares if he gets cucked?
>not interested in being in a relationship just having friends
>all my friends are in relationshis
>they keep bugging me about why i'm not in a relationship and why i don't go on dates
>i tell them that i just want to focus on myself and they still don't understand
why are people in relationships like this
>>127060703
It's been done before, but I can probably take my own spin on it
>>127060745
Why are you referring to yourself in third person cuck?
>>127060517
>>127060527
Nice, didn't even notice we had a cuckmind.
>>127060629
>>127060696
If a little bullying is what it takes to make this bastard open his eyes, then so be it. It's tough love.
>>127060381
>>127059590
Mommy hates you.
>>127060175
They're precious.
>>127060331
Not PA but Ohio. Parents were in Germany when they had me and they brought the sauerkraut tradition back with them.
Hopefully you can drown your sorrows in writing and skeleton pictures from /utg/, and hopefully those fluids you're drinking aren't the alcoholic kind, or if they are I want to see some drunk writing.
>>127060771
Prepare to get turbo shitposted.
>>127060849
i know but please don't drink anymore
>>127060308
Frisk and Asriel cuddles, or Toriel and Asgore cuddles. Really, I just want to see some goat cuddles.
>>127060308
do punished "venom" asgore
>>127060771
Okay, this has to be a girl.
Can I please be yur boyfriend and cover you in my sticky web?
>>127060331
Hey, Skull. We've never talked before, and I really hate to ask things of you, but, when you have the time and the intent to could you give me some critiques/thoughts on my writing? I think you might find the story interesting. I pasted part of a story I've been continuously writing for an anon who asked, so that's why it probably doesn't flow nicely between parts. Here's the link: http://pastebin.com/uAGcpvRU
Again, I hate to ask things of you, so if you don't want to, please DON'T. Don't feel obligated to, it doesn't matter much to me anyways.
>>127059638
>dead Napstablook
How.
>>127059554
Papyrus teaching Alphys how to be a good person.
>>127060771
Because relationship fags think they are "complete" unless they are in a relationship. Ive been dealing with this shit for a decade. And you know what?They now envy me. They keep getting wrapped up into more and more drama because they crave the vagina.They always ask me "Anon, how do you manage not to fall into relationships? I wish I didn't have to deal with all the emotions and time investment" Just be yourself my man and they will see the value in your way of living.
>>127060837
i've just been lurking but i think you should respect somebody's sexual preferences, this is coming from somebody who doesn't even relate to asexual anon at all
>>127060771
Tell them your gay and that your really picky, they probably wont ask too many more questions
>>127061014
He didn't want to hurt their feelings so he died for them.
>>127060771
Because being in a relationship is normal and healthy and they want you to be happy and healthy and loved.
>>127059554
something something shitty backstory fic about finnish frisk's family getting killed in the war and frisk trying to cross the border into russia but getting lost in the mountains
it's not wrong, it's just my headcanon
floopy
>>127061053
>i've just been lurking but i think you should respect somebody's sexual preferences
ok
ok
back to lurking and/or back to Tumblr my pleasantly plump fujo
>>127061014
he was humanized, so he ain't a ghost, so we can kill it.
>>127060771
Because they care about you but don't know when to stop
>>127061143
Frisk is chinese, not finnish
>>127061053
I got nothing against Asexual people but he should probably get together with someone is also Asexual.
The one that anon is in right now is not going to end well.
>>127060843
wow man. those fireworks suck. not gon lie.
>>127060943
as if i'm not always prepared for shitposts in good old 4chan
especially in response to a blog post :^)
>>127060997
:^)
where all the single femanons at
>>127060985
i've already done something like this so here you go
>>127060771
M'lady, can you please accept these flowers I picked them specially for you.
>>127061053
>respect
>4chan
god damn it fuck off already you sfw cucks
>>127061284
>>127061228
Is this it? Is someone gunna hook up on /utg/ on new years?
>>127061284
Are there actually women on here?
Think of a character you don't like but you don't dislike either.You find out they are in a romantic relationship with your favorite character. How do you feel?
>>127060771
If you can really stand on your own and be happy, then tell your friends to fuck off. Just be you, little buddy.
/utg/ - relationship edition.
>>127061225
okay fine then. chinese frisk having to cross the border into russia/mongolia/tajikstan/nepal/wherever because of the war
>>127061284
See >>127060771. But she's already falling in love with me, if I understood >>127061281 her reply correctly.
I'm making our marriage arrangements as we speak and we'll name our firstborn Frisk.
>>127061421
>Toriel with Asgore
I mean I can't say im shocked
>>127061421
>Undyne dating Chara
>>127060771
tell them to piss off
>>127061421
>vulkin
>snowdrake
there's only onehottie snowy has eyes for
>>127061394
there's actually a lot of women on /utg/
most of them are sansfags, and i can see why
>>127060771
I don't know either. My friends keep wanting me to pursue a relationship as well, but I'm too lazy to do it.
>>127061297
Do you have anyplace where your work is all uploaded?
>>127061394
Yes, there's one girl in this thread right now that's why she's getting choked in sausages at the moment.
>>127061451
:^(
>>127061579
>meet QT girl at christmas party
>loves undertale
>loves to RP as Toriel for fun
>tell her id like to hang out
>find out sheships Soriel unironically
And then I never called her back
Hold ghost.
>>127061421
>the knock on my door guyknock the shit out of himand his door
>>127061581
Same here buddy.
Are you also depressed and really like puns? Because I'm starting to notice a trend here.
>>127061579
I prefer Papyrus to sans to be honest.
>>127061421
>Burgerpants
>Chara
this isn't working
>>127061169>>127061370
>people with sympathy are automatically sjw tumblr fags
"uh... cuck"
seriously though just be indifferent to other ppl's shit life's a lot easier that way
>>127061421
>Alphys and asriel
What would this ship even be called?
>>127061738
Tumblr poster revealing xir's powerlevels to the max.
>>127060925
Gotcha. I was curious because I'm surrounded by Amish and had always sort of thought that tradition came from them. I guess it did, in a way. My family does the whole pork and sauerkraut thing too.
As for drinks I just have boring old tea, I don't have any alcohol at the moment and if I did it's usually something wimpy like wine coolers. Never been a big fan of alcohol.
>>127061010
Hey man I'd be happy to. Is there anything in particular you're going for with the story before I open it and start checking it out?
>>127061675
Honestly fuck ghosts
>>127061532
It could be worse, assuming charrator, they do call Undyne the Heroine.
>>127061579
I like Papyrus better. Sans never really interested me to me and his unbelievably shitty fandom killed any possible sexual appeal he might've had for me.
>>127061297
Saved, thanks!
>>127061738
Anon, stop feeding them (you)s.
There's not enough spider here, so have some underswap.
heil friskler
>>127059554
I made a request yesterday for a fic but I think you actually meant draw requests. Yeah... awkward.
>>127061708
i'm just saying, i get why the straight women like sans
he's smart, he's funny, he's "strong", and he doesn't play by the rules
meanwhile, i don't understand what fagmales see in asriel
he doesn't really have any redeeming qualities that we know of, or any qualities at all for that matter
he's just a rather generic anthro goat, might as well be literally any other anthro furry taken off the front page of e612
>>127061579
Personally I'm here for Toriel.
>>127061945
She's fed a lot you know.
>>127061738
>>people with sympathy are automatically sjw tumblr fags
if you call for sympathy or 4chan you are either a troll or a newfag
now get back on sucking that sweet somalian cock
>>127061987
i would have expected muffet to swap with butterdragon
>>127062005
fidgjler!
>>127061421
>Toriel and Alphys
I'm not sure I like this crack ship but Alphys probably would.
how would you fight off a gang of Temmies
>>127061809
Alphriel
post shitty souls
>>127062189
Hit them a lot.
Alright, I'm gonna masturbate to the next girl poster who posts in this thread, in my perverted fantasy pretending I'm the Sans to her whatever.
Back from the gym, time for Floweyposting!
>>127061809
Assys or Alphiel.
>>127059554
are you ready for a whole new year ofkek?
>>127061987
underswap muffet a cute
>>127061675
Crush ghost.
>>127062031
same t b h
>>127062278
I can't wait.
>>127062235
>>>/tumblr/
>>127061687
Well I'm not going through depression now, and even still I just can't find it in me to go out with someone.
And I do enjoy a good pun.
>>127062189
FLAKIFY
>>127062253
This guy gets it.
>>127061675
As does this guy.
>>127062184
It's probably a healthier relationship than Alphys and Asgore would be.
>>127062150
I keep seeing this, but it doesn't really make sense
All of the colors of the SOULs represent their respective items (Jumping-Ballet, Shield-Frying Pan, Webs-Notepad) but what does this have to do with the toy knife?
>>127062250What if my greatest Undertale fantasy is Undyne?
>>127060527
wait, are we talking about the anon who made the lonley goat post or the one who had a gf?
where my doggo's at?
>>127062253
Overwatering Flowey until his stem is so fat and swollen that he can barely move!
>>127061048
you are truly wise anon
>>127061128
is it really healthy? i've been pretty happy being single and enjoying my youth
but having your friends tell you that you would be happier in a relationship and making you feel bad for being single seems pretty unhealthy to me
>>127062320
Fapping to you >>127062250, I think.
>>127061225
>implying they don't have jaundice.
>>127062250
I'm a lobotomy femanon. How you doing today?
>>127062475
I have never found Undyne arousing until now
>>127062031
>>127062320
More nonlewd goatmom.
>>127062250
bitch i want you to be my Papyrus.
>>127059205
I chose to be. No really, I'm extremely introverted.
>>127062358
>edgy sekrit club
>>127061579
Am grill and love sans, but Papyrus is taking his place. I just ignore the sans fandom and stay to canon most of the time. I love both of them.
>>127062235
>thinking being edgy is contained only on /b/
i don't know where you came from but 4chan really isn't for you
>>127062583
Anon you're making me look bad
>>127062462
if porter can justify web-> notebook then sameal can justify furaffinity gallery -> knife and ribbon
>>127062583
>degenerate jewish hugbox
>>127062548
You what?
>>127059205
Work, and dogs are afraid of fire works.
(Hope it's too windy for personal fireworks.)
>>127062548
If you want to fap to lobotomy shit just go play The Evil Within instead of tainting us with your presence.
>>127062567
welcome to having good taste, anon
>>127061675
EAT GHOST. ALPHY VORING METTABLOOK
>>127062548
oh wait are you the one that talked about lobotomy like a few weeks back
>>127061579
Guilty as charged. Fuck most of the fanbase that he has though; that's complete and utter concentrated cancer right there.
>>127062548
Which ofthe other twoare you?
I want tofeedthe flower.
>>127062539
Are you trying to say you think I'm a girl?
>>127062568
Mildly lewd goatmom
>>127059205
I'm not alone, I'm surrounded by my closest friends.On /utg/.
>>127062746
>>127062718
>>127062567
It's the abs that seal the deal
>>127062746
>Not other way around
You have SHIT TASTE
>>127062582
spider is pretty
olve spider
>>127062568
The feet look a little weird, but other than that, that's a good mom
>>127062816
I'm a girl and I'm here for goatmom and occasionally ghost/robot.
>>127062475
muh dick
>>127062793
Flower
>>127061603
yeah most of it is on my tumblr, account name is ghangaji
>>127062816
Yes, surely you must be a girl when you replied to a girl poster.
>>127062902
do you lust for mom?
Alright I'm schlicking to the next mananon that posts and I'll be his Toriel to his whatever.
>>127061579
this femanon is more into the gote dick
utg, my interests just changed from asriel to toriel
how do i deal w/ this
request from the previous thread
>>127062253
thank goodness you're back
>>127062931
Truly the most tsundere of plants!
>>127062852
Fine, Mettablook voring Alphys and digesting the thick lizard in his ectoplasm!
>>127062839
Sauce and moar?
>>127062994MAMI, ASRIEL DUN BROOMI
>>127062548
So hey, is any sort of brain damage attractive to you? Like if I slammed my head against a wall a few times would you be up for jumping my bones?
>>127062816
Implied lewd goatmom
>>127063039
We have to cure it
>>127061579
I never got into Sans. I prefer Edgegoat, Asgore, and Gaster with the occasional Papyrus.
>>127062994
Me, I'm Frisk.
>>127063051
At least you aren't shitposting about Mettaton EXThat exists
>>127062994
Even to myadult asriel?
>>127063091
You're in luck because scat is my fetish.
>>127062582
>you will never run your fingers across her hair
worst new year ever.
>>127062967
Nice try, but no
>>127062989
I lust for goatmom so badly.
>>127063045
I spend half of my time alone just lurking for/posting flower pics since I finished my True Pacifist run.This game has triggered my autism like a motherfucker.
>>127063051
finally some alphys prey
have her make a joke about being junk food
>>127063070
There's an entire thread dedicated to her on /aco/, dont know the source of any of these though
>>127063041
frick is so tiny
>>127063223
Dammit. Blueballed AGAIN!
Alright, I don't care anymore, the next poster who is a girl gets my jizz on her face, metaphorically.
>>127062780
I love the animation here but he looks so weird when he looks upward, like his smile needs to travel further up.
Damn animator.
I WANT TO SWALLOW SWALLOW ASTIGMATISM ALIVE
>>127063235im actually getting pretty turned on to the idea of a femanon lusting for momgote
>>127061421
>Undyne and Alphys
meh.
Can we all agree that Edgegoat dick is best goat dick?
>>127063343
I'll take it! Metaphorically!
>>127062518
doggo posting is dead because the general is embarrassed about some events that occured
>>127063343
Howdy
>>127063415
no
>>127063183
please stop thinking about me right now
>>127063051
That's better anon. Now we push our shitty fetish on ghostie drawfriend with all of our might.
Hello I'm a girl and yes I post on the Undertale General on 4chan
frisk is in fucking jail
>>127063415
Yes
>>127063518
Hello I am a boy and I post on the undertale general on 4Chan
>>127063415
Goatdad dick is best dick
Edgegoat is almost as good.
http://i.imgur.com/9wucLpI.jpg
>>127063518
Alright, calling dibs on this one.
