It /csgog/ thread boys
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
FUCK ALL THE ANIME
>one operation in all of 2015
anime above everything else
how much
>waaaaaaahhhh why was there only one DLC pack for the whole year guis???
How entitled are gobabbys lmfao go buy the newest COD game if you want the latest and greatest FPS experience, don't sit in a 10 year old game crying about no updates
>>127014552
Why are their no females in the game?
>going to spend nye the way i spent the rest of the year
>alone in the room playing solitaire
yoooooo rofl this game blows what the fuck is there even to do except grind for years to be able to do anything how do i refund this shit?
also why does posting keep going down like every night not good lads i miss talking to you all
Your terrorist comrades wish to save money for next round, but still want to brute force their way to victory this round like they've got a pair, and turn towards your wisdom for guidance. You, an enlightened economy round guru, tell them to buy ____.
>I definitely don't cheat in csgo
helllo
DEAD
dude
>tfw my oc meme made it in the OP
>>127016578
how is it a meme, it's just a picture of moe from the ESEA LAN thing
>always get bullied by /csgog/
>they tell me to neck myself
>start reading nys as nice instead of en why see
>feel happy
>>127016956
flush yourself
>try to carry
>lose
>try to throw
>win
just die in my sleep
Do people that used to get VAC bans are still allowed to play this game?
>>127016821
Moe and esea are bot a meme
>>127017598
*puts a gun to your head* start sucking...
>>127017598
Yeah, but you can't join a VAC secured server, which is pretty much 98% of the servers out there. Playing with bots is still allowed.
man i hope 2016 will be a good year for csgo esports 2015 was pretty boring except for the c9 run to be honest
what really was there?
fnatic inconsistency?
>>127017950
I hope Valve unban the iBP people to make the NA side a little more interesting. Or at least that they get unbanned from everything that isn't a major.
>25 of Ronaldo's 57 goals in 2015 were against Getafe, Granada, Espanyol and Malmö
>Donaldo will never be Goatssi
Is the r8 still viable?
I want one now that all the skins are so cheap
NiP's 5th is Get_right. After the whole shennanigan of announcing one player a day, the roster is the exact same 4 after allu left, with the addition of pyth.
Why didn't they just announce pyth and be done with it? And why do they think that the same roster, with a guy that never even did anything special, will somehow work better now?
NiP are fucking done. They won nothing in 2015 and they'll win nothing in 2016 until they disband.
>>127019307
Yes, if someone should have left it's Friberg. Friberg leaving solves 90% of their problems, but he's still on the time. And now they have an even worse lineup than they had before.
Dunno what they could do, maybe try pronax as igl? Still doesnt solve Friberg.
M4 or M1s?
>>127019029
Yeah, it's like a slightly more expensive, but more accurate deagle. Except with mouse 2, fucking bullets go around them if you spam it.
>>127019674
Apparently they asked both pronax and twist, and none of them wanted to join, this is according to jw, pyth was their third choice.
Friberg is done for. He showed some signs he could still have it in him, but it came and went. He's supposed to be an entry fragger, and he has the worst entry fragging record of the team for the past year, how's that even possible?
Their best case scenario right now, is this line up, without Friberg, but with pronax as IGL and letting Xizt do his thing without worrying about leading. But I highly doubt pronax would want in, even with Friberg out.
GTR and f0rest are actually pretty likable guys. But they're so deep in the shit, that it's not even funny anymore, it's just sad.
post knifes and your new years resolutionkilling myself
>>127020521
>karambit
kill yourself
>>127020265
Well if they asked both Pronax and twist there arent really alot they can do, is it? I mean, if they want a swedish player there arent really that many to chose from?
>>127020691
[spoile]Maikelele[/spoiler]
>>127020521
>he fell for le blue gem meme
mfw one of my closest steam friends killed himself
>>127021826
why don't you join him, maybe he's lonely :(
>>127022004
I don't have the balls.
>>127021750
no I didnt. Im trading up
>>127022191
>le traded up meme
That's a dank one friend.
Today's the last day of the year 2015 and I got yelled at in my native language by a group of literal 11 year olds. One of them literally claimed that his dad works for 'steam' and that he can get me perma-banned for 'being noob'
Why do I still play this game?
>>127020691
its not just that, the nip organization has ruined its rep with all the payment shit and shady stuff behind the scenes, chances are nip is just a sinking ship now and will never attract good players again
>>127022324
>playing solo matchmaking
That was mistake #1
>>127022286
why? I started with 80$ now im at 210
>>127021826
I think you're just making that up
W A R O W L
who here jacks off to anime porn?
i fucken love dat shit
>>127022791
Greetings
>>127022863
i hate anime, but the porn is pretty good.
then again i jack off to pretty much anything so.
>>127022863
me, I dont watch anime just hentai
>>127022504
whoa that's almost as much as a non retarded person makes in a day of work
very impressive
>>127022980
I dont work. im a neet. why are you so bad that I trade up in my free time???
bitter fag...
>>127019946
m4 because I'm a man and I dont neet to sneak around like a little pussy
>Going casual because havent played in a long ass time
>Get in
>French kids shouting at their mics
>I can't hear an adult voice
>Losing 0-6 on Vertigo as T
>mfw
>hat has this game become
anybody want to play, add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/okokokokokokokokokokokokokokok
Went into s1mple's stream and felt like I was watching a future school shooter
>>127023321
Shut up s1mple is our guy
>>127023593
fuck off
>>127023757
kill yourself
>>127023286
>Private profile
Cheating or just having autism?Also, what is your rank?
>>127023869
not into stats and profiles
mg1 eu
>>127024102
neck yourself
>>127023321
he's literally downs reincarnate.
pls tell me why kids fanboy over him?
What the fuck?
Happy New Year you cucks
>>127024676
it's 11 am
>>127024843
mud
>>127024843
kill yourself
Anyone from yurop up for video games?
We need 2 more people for 5 stack.
We're dmg/le.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/uguuu/
>>127024843
rotten fish
>>127025239
yeah add me
>>127023286
I'm in a game right now but its second half
I wish I was Pansy.
>>127025546
you are a pansy lmaoo
>>127024868
>>127024907
>>127025281
kill yourself, I'm serious.
what the fuck did I do?
https://twitter.com/Fifflarencs/status/680266748872933376
I want to be in fiffy :(
DOCTOR /CSGOG/
IM PASHA BICEPS
>>127026082
uninstall aimware
>>127026082
You launched from desktop/an icon instead of through steam. Close and launch through steam. Itms fucking dumb.
>>127026301
when will it be revealed that pasha speaks perfect english and he's been playing the stupid pole to get money from you people
>>127026442
but I did open it from steam...
>>127026464
2moro after i fuc ur mom lmfao nerd hahahaahaahhahahahahahahahahah destroyed
>>127026623
that's disgusting
>>127026496
Just do what I said before I whoop your ass, kid.
>>127026683
yea thats what ur mum said when i unzipped the dick
>>127026623
my friend...
some1 post sum good trax
this general is fucking terrible
>>127026746
I did, I closed steam then opened it again and press play on csgo. the error is still there
>>127027028
Terrible English?
Who are you to tell me i verbalize deplorable english? I´ve studied english for over 9 years, i´ve read countless books of sundry genres such as Philosophy.
Utilizing perplexed words like you mentioned is not a correct definition because despite of whatever word you utilize there is no relegation of an involute from a mundane word
>>127027051
Ur hacking. Time for me to get the belt...
>>127027102
look, I just got this game like 2 days ago and I'm not even bothered to hack shit
>>127027102
Stfu!!!
got this drop, what makes it expensive?
>>127027102
Can you spank me too please
>>127027223
hack THIS
*unzips dick*
>>127027348
>>127027376
shut the fuck up idiots im fucking tired of you both can you stop posting its so fucking boring your posts are shit and so are you i sincerely hope you will both have a god awful new year and contract a flesh eating disease
>>127027102
>>127027348
me 3 :3
>>127027169
neck yourself
>>127027345
there aren't many in the market and it has the only covert SSG skin
which due to csgo trader autism means it's the best because it's the rarest one
>>127027473
no u
>>127027441
that's pretty mean :(
>>127027376
this has to be the most autistic board I've ever been.
>>127027515
nice, should i hold onto it or will the price stay the same? sorry new to csgo and so far all ive done is flipped cases as soon as i get them (especially the r8 cases)
>>127027552
neck yourself
>>127027586
fucking DIE kid
>>127027441
So are you going to spank me or what?
>>127027756
present them
>>127027687
the price won't go down but unless you hold onto it for a long ass time or you have a good chunk of them i don't know if it's really worth
>>127027756
>LE IM GAYE
HAHAAHAHA WHATA FAK GUYSE IM GAYE LMFAO LOOK SPANK ME
LOL XD DICK SHIT LMFAO SPANK ME PLEASE I LOVE DICK HAHAHAHAAHHAA IM GAY GUYS
NO ITS JOKE AHAHAA GET MEMED KID LMFAO AHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA IM ONLY PRETENDING AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH GAY 4 JOKES
LOOOOOOOOL
>>127027979
getting spanked isnt gay, and he never said theyre a guy
legally changing my name to "FatNipple1"
ama
>>127028084
just SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCK STOP REPLYING IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT I DONT WANT YOU TO POST UR FUCKING BULLSHIT
STOP
KILL YOURESELF AND THEN FUCKING KILL YOURESELF AGAIN THATS HOW FUCKING STUPID YOUR IDIOT KID
>>127028084
post ur bullshit
>>127028084
>muh autism
Just kys
>>127028347
what?
>>127027979
>>127028181
>read these posts
>have a good laugh
>go to type something
>caps lock is on
did i make these posts
>>127027979
Its not a joke though I do wanna get spanked...
war owl
>>127028650
i will fucking kill you
i have my hacker friend finding out where u live right now
ill have u dead by midnight u fucking faggot piece of shit
>>127028718
make him a cyclops
>>127028650
wherre you at?| ill travel interstate if i must
>>127028767
Will you spank me to death?
>>127028818
Cant say
>>127028650
Let me guess, you watch anime too?
>>127028718
i dont get war owl, why do people like and dislike him, his voice is annoying tho
>>127028930
How did you know?
>>127026301
I bet he masturbates with both hands.
>>127028103
do u have fat nipples
>>127029849
i think they look pretty normal
>>127029114
Because you're a faggot
>one operation in 2015
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>127030217
2015 isn't over yet ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lBHGVSSF6g
E V E R Y T H I N G
>>127032068
where is he now
i miss him
![yqrBWoh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6RxBPW8.jpg "yqrBWoh[1].jpg")
>tfw ugly knife
>>127031463
FOUR WEBS PLAYSIDE TWO WEBS BACKSIDE I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE TO BUY IT OF THE MARKET GET IT GET ITTTTTT
>>127032446
uwot
>>127032548
Is the general this new that they don't get this classic meme?
operation dropping hot this friday
>>127032890
pbuh
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>>127032986
pbuh
Pretty fun to fuck around with, captures the moment perfectly.
>>127033048
pbuh
>>127033138
twinkie?
>>127033616
not even close
If anyone from yurop want to play add me~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/uguuu/
We're 3 people, ranks don't matter as long as we can manage to get 5 people.
>>127034180
griefer do not add
>>127034180
flush yourself
>>127034180
I'd play with somebody else, but not you. Sorry.
>>127034337
>>127034383
>>127034516
I just want to play with people.
Europe dmg/le
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242627911533/76561198063411312
>>127034576
Crawl into the bottom of a subway car and hold your head against the tracks when it starts moving.
>>127034576
Ill add you later and we can play tomorrow
>>127034704
I was considering it, but don't wanna inconvenience people on the new years.
>>127034716
Sure.
>>127034716
>playing with an anime
>playing with an anime from here
its like you want your wins to disappear
>>127034982
it could be a cheater aswell.
>>127027698
u first babs
>>127034982
idc about rank or wins on my smurf
>>127034607
birus do not clic
>>127035816
neck yourself
Reminder that Erik Wolpaw is /our guy/ and should move his desk over to the CSGO group.
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/erik-wolpaws-top-10-games-of-2015/1100-5351/
>>127036375
It would be a step up from the shitty writing in the operation
What are some of the best CS matches ever? CSGO, source or 1.6 included
>>127037586
c9 vs nip at cologne was nutty
>>127037586
Netcode/iBP
UMMMM GOTARDS??????
>>127038590
GOTV isn't 100% accurate
>>127038590
Wasn't completely stationary so it was rng.
>>127037586
Team Xenex vs Excel esports
Lasted 86 rounds.
if donald trump is the r8 pre nerf, what gun is jeb bush and bernie sanders?
>grill on my team
>she's obviously flustered and mad at us all
>push one of her buttons and she blows up
>later go on her steam profile
>see her instagram linked
>masturbate to her tit pics
This is 100% true. Best fap I've had in a while desu senpai.
>>127039202
Bernie is a glock fighting a full buy.
>>127039541
F O U R T E R M S
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T
E
R
M
S
>>127039303
post instagram
>>127039906
NO SHES MINE
>>127040068
post it now you fucking cuck
>>127040068
To be expected of a clownposter.
So how exactly can I practice competitive without affecting my rank?
Is there no way? I just have to learn competitive by playing it? Casual doesn't seem like such an accurate representation. Then again,I haven't played a comp match yet, I'm scared
I don't wanna end up in some elo hell, if there's any
i havent played since october and i dropped from le to gn4
based gaben letting me smurf FOR FREE
>>127040748
You can go play FaceIt, I.E community competitive. It's pretty much comp but your in-game rank won't change.
>>127040748
Faceit is your best option if you're going to be such a wuss bitch.
>>127040748
You shouldn't care about your rank. It's meaningless. Just do it.
>>127039202
Donald Trump isn't anything close to the R8 pre nerf
Trump is a decoy grenade
>>127040748
play mm. dont fucking come to faceit you fucking shitter
Help me csgog
How do I strafe and make sure I'm completely stationary before shooting? I think thats the main reason I die all the time
>>127041524
when has a decoy ever stumped anyone or won a round?
>>127042285
Instead of holding A and then letting it go, let go A and press D for a fraction of a second, and then shoot.
>>127042806
I do that
but how do I know if I've stopped completely? I normally fire right after I press d.
>>127043172
that's it, you'll do it subconciously after a while
>>127043172
Just keep practicing it offline and then it'll just become muscle memory. Generally you should make a slight delay after you press d before firing. Practice makes perfect
>>127042285
The neat thing is, if you're looking at your screen, you can tell when you've stopped.
>>127043425
it looks like I've stopped but if I spray against a wall the first bullet flies off in a random direction until after a second
>>127042768
When has trump won anything either?
He's just an annoyance wasting money
>>127033616
yo that guys an autistic manchild
>>127043572
Try getting accurate taps off while completely switching the direction you're strafing for a bit. That should show you when you are accurate.
So I haven't played in about 8 months and wanted to do some matchmaking again
But now I have to level my "rank" up to 3 to play competitive again? What the fuck? I was LEM with 100+ competitive wins
How long does it take to get rank 3?
>>127043912
Depends how many points you earn.
Casual has a x4 multiplier so it's generally the fastest.
Although Valve are being fucks so if you play too much casual or any other gamemode you'll get a reduced exp bonus.
>solo q placement game
>topfrag is a fucking TAWIAN #1 FUCK YOU KOREA
>he desperatly doesn't want to lose his AK rank
>doesn't shut the fuck up commanding each of us with his god tier strats
>bottomfrag is a silver2 queueing with his buddy
>chinaman completely rips him a new asshole when he doesn't do what the chinaman commands
>dude sounds like he's about to tear up
I need to find a group.
>>127033048
>this meme
Thanks for this classic anon.
I remember being in a game with my friend and a russian guy was toxic the entire game. I usually don't care because I play for fun, but this guy was honestly getting on my nerves by flashing me and jumping in front of my bullets. I was certain that if i so much as glocked the guy in the fucking toe id get a 7 day.
Eventually this russian piece of shit probably from Chechnya or Kazakhstan begged us to be kicked because he had to go to a soccer game or some shit. Nobody on our team pressed f1 and 3 rounds later this russian guy is so frustrated i can feel the tears rolling down his face. I hear some slav women in the background, and a few seconds later;
==FUCK YOU has abandoned the game a received a 7 day competitive cooldown==
>mfw
>>127045987
Russians are always the most fun to enrage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOtM7kU8pYk&ab_channel=JamesConrad
>>127046434
jesus christ i remember being in games like that.
the amount of russians decreases exponentially with higher rank though, and these no elo brackets have decimated the ruskis in the nova ranks, where i happily sit. its still fun to run into them every 20 or so games for entertainment :)
i used to be dmg before all my friends got the game and i deranked to play with them. :(
friendship above rank, rank above anime, and stattrak above everything else
>>127046991
>the amount of russians decreases exponentially with higher rank though
Indeed, although at higher ranks the angry British players replace the angry Russian ones. You know, gotta give that "You're here forever" kind of feeling.
>>127046434
>solo mm dust 2
>first round, 1v2 situation, i know they are both cat so I rotate to B through CT running backwards in case they drop
>dead team mate says "they are coming behind you"
>ask "which way is that because I am running backwards" (genuinely curious if he meant coming from B)
>"omfg youre a troll? muted"
how am i ever gonna rank up if i keep getting butt hurt team mates
>>127048046
>solo
>mm
>dust 2
You listed all your problems already.
Counter Strike is a party game designed for wacky, irreverent fun.
>>127048856
but none of my friends are as good as me :/
and idk i have esea but i dont really use it much other than for scrims
>>127049560
Just play FaceIt.
>>127049560
Stop queieing for dust 2 until you are gud
>>127049767
I am doing fine, I top frag and get most mvp's almost every game because i'm way lower than I should be (i was playing on tilt for a bit after I dumped my ex lol)
but my team mates just keep muting me at the stupidest shit, im not even a squeker
tali do you have admin on merorin
please erspond
anyone want to mm
na east
http://steamcommunity.com/id/hakoir
>>127051070
I'd play with somebody else, but not you. Sorry.
>>127040748
just nys senpai
>>127052021
anon you shouldnt be drinking alcohol thats for grown ups..........
>buy a smurf because a bunch of my buddies are, figure why not
>first casual game
>2 people get straight up vac'd during the game
>about 4 others are so blatant that overwatch could pick them up after 1 round
Is this just an Aus servers thing? I mean you get a hacker every second game up at LE, but I didn't realize it was this bad down here.
>>127051512
what why
>>127048856
>playing maps other than d2 in solo
Lol
>moe "deafening static sound" assad
MAY-MAY OR MEEM?
>>127052021
delicious/10
I hate how dead csgog is.
>>127052101
Burger posting is strictly 21+
>you eill never work at hltv and live with qt poles
Our guy warowl made a video about the rank shift
>>127054759
war owl is our guy
>>127032441
ill give you a cool one for it
anyone wanna get faded w/me tonight? Post rank/id/location
>>127055308
eu, nova 1
who wants a free steam badge
>>127056867
kill yourself
>>127057035
http://store.steampowered.com/actions/d3708146fc0c5d593
ur welcome :3
>>127057163
flush yourself
whats the difference between 5v5 and 5v5 premium on faceit?
>>127057620
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whats+the+difference+between+5v5+and+5v5+premium+on+faceit%3F
>>127055597
na sorry
>>127058224
I mean north american, sorry
thoughts on m0e?
>>127058983
Why hasn't he done a vulcun show in a month?
>>127058983
our guy
>>127057163
thanks babycakes
>>127059073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lBHGVSSF6g
what should i do while i wait for the competetive cooldown?
>>127061504
24 man community servers. fun as shit
>>127061653
>dropped for slot reservation
so much fun
