New NiP member: Pyth
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
Crosshair overlay: http://customdesktoplogo.wikidot.com
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to get good
Spray control: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847
Aim: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=137263564 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243702660
DM Servers: http://fragshack.esea.net/index.php?s=servers
Smokes and Flashes: http://www.thewarmup.net
>only one operation in all of 2015
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
who will be the 3rd ninja
>>126817559
donatello
how do I go about selling my knife for money?
>>126817659it's the best
>be bad
>dm daily
>stay bad
gotards?
post stats
i dont think there will ever be a new operation
its been so long and the hype is through the roof they are just not even gonna try like they did with hl3 it took too long
With the rank changes ive dropped from LE to DMG. This doesnt bother me at all. Frankly, once things settle i`ll be quite happy (desu I expect another drop shortly if things carry on like they are).
My experience over the last week in matchmaking has been pretty horrible. I almost always queue solo (most of my friends are a lower rank, although it wont be long before i start to queue in premades with lower ranked friends judging by my latest experiences...). In the last 7 or 8 matches i have had 2 which i would say was really good fun, we had a laugh playing and winning or losing wasnt such a big deal.
In all the others there have been far too many people being generally horrible to play with, talking constantly trying to tell me how to clutch a round (which is something I am actually pretty decent at doing more often than not), people going afk, people quitting the match, pushing too far when there is no need and then complaining when we get left in 2v5 etc (I had one match on overpass where I played B site - the A site team failed every single round to hold the site, forcing me and another in to a 2v5 every single round then complaining when we failed - bottom fragged that half - went T side and ended up top by a long way and we almost pulled it back for the win).
I am old enough now to be the father of most of the players I meet online (been gaming for 25+ years) so its not like these people upset me, I just find it frustrating that what is meant to be an enjoyable 5v5 match turns very quickly in to a bitch fest.
Muting players isnt something I want to do (although i have if they are so bad even their calls are useless) because they might have that important piece of info that helps win the round for the team.
How do others deal with this and has anyone else noticed any changes of late in the general attitudes of players online in their respective ranks?
>>126817894
>believing valve doesn't want more money
nice one m8
>>126817851
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Active Duty maps during this Operation.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 230
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 44
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 8
Competitive Kills: 3956
Competitive MVPs: 588
Competitive Match Wins: 93
im an esports historian ama
>>126818057
what is your favorite sub reddit
>>126818024
>implying
they will just add cases
its cases that bring the money anon not the maps in the operations
>>126818372
r/feet
>>126817453
I watched a lot of anime and I'm still bad
dear retards,
did XP reset yet? im lvl 38 and 3/4ths can i make it till 31st?
regards,
bigcock
>>126819532
Yes you can. Easily.
>>126819532
xp and drop resets tuesday 6pm pst, which is 9pm est, which is 2 am wednesday london time
you get around 13000 xp or 2 and 3/5ths of a level before hitting reduced xp. you will make it if you play enough
>>126819943
>>126819992
what mode gives the easiest xp besides comp so i can at least get to 39 before tommorow
>>126819532
>>126819992
whats the point in exp
>>126820073
Grind some deathmatch.
If you're not a shitter you should at least hit 50 kills per round.
Get some music and take an hour or two and you should be done.
>>126820073
dm is the best if you get at least 700 points per game, which is easy if you have good aim or if you dont have good aim if you use the bonus weapons
if you cant do that, casual is the next fastest for semi skilled players, depending on how slow the casual server is being played. if all rounds go to time then casual is slow
arms race is the most dependable and consistent in terms of score/hour for a lower skilled player
>>126820159
>>126820426
>play DM
>get 70 kills
>18 xp
UMM GOTARDS??????
why do i have reduced deathmatch XP i literally only played comp this week
>>126821241
lel how much did you play in total?
Xp bonus affects every xp you get.
>>126821394
thats fuckin stupid
so my only option is to wait till tommorow and squeeze 1 1/4th levels in a day
How do I stop getting matched with Polish stacks?
Is it weird to consistently get more kills in competitive than in DM
>one operation in 2015
LMFAO
NEW
OPERATION
WHEN
http://www.nip.gl/articles/general/unknown/593/ninjas-in-pyjamas-presents-ninja-3
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>126822647
well, there was
ONE OPERATION IN 2015 UMM GOTARDS??
so therefore I predict there to be one operation in 2016, and the most likely time is in the middle of 2016 therefore it will launch june 2016
>>126822780
From T1 team to T2 in a flash.
>>126823198
nip hasnt been t1 in a year
>>126823294
From T2 team to T3 in a flash.
you can now fap in game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJb3ksQIDKk
>>126823198
>>126823338
damn they dropped form T1 to T3 in less than 3 minutes
i dont think there is a difference of skill in mm until legendary eagle rank and up
>>126823682
yes
>>126823352
shut up nigger
just came ama
why is this allowed
they bought shotguns every single round
why people want new operations?
>>126823995
because they're reddit cucks
>>126823995
I want to play maps other than the ones included in the standard game, and community servers are dead
>tfw played 2v2s with pyth in starcraft years ago
anybody near london want to make a team
>drop 45 bomb
>still lose
>U H H
>C S G O B A B S
>??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>drop a 20 bomb
>lose
gotards?
>>126823884
what the fuck does it matter to you
easiest game of your life
>>126824608
its because he lost
>>126824897
then why shouldn't it be allowed?
IIRC it matches you with stronger opponents the more people you're premade with
>>126825228
it doesnt unless the rank difference is >5
but people who queue in groups tend to be overranked
>>126824608
>>126824897
I didn't actually, we were winning and halfway through the game they started kicking eachother
it's just annoying, I wish there was a way to avoid being matched with 5 lobbies, waste of time tbqh
1-3: buy new smurf and play it to global
4-6: derank current smurf by playing zeuz only @global
7-9: practise faceit like a pleb
0: giveaway pic related
tfw not chinese
you will never get a contract with a huge org for being MGE
>>126826070
nice going
>>126826070
lol
>>126817851
???
>>126826070
gimme dat senpai
how do you guys feel about pyth joining NiP?
>new thread
>no hamburgers
>>126826929
have this instead
>>126826929
the last few hamburgers were too greasy.
>>126826987
yeah but im hungry not horny
>>126826070
!giveaway
>>126823995
I want maps !!
>moe is 5'10
lmao csgog's guy is a manlet
>>126827569
>!
hello reddit
>>126828471
pretty sure he's shorter than that
How to do the killcam properly:
>no tacticool edgy filters, blackouts and whatnot
>splitscreen of both you and your killer
>slow motion
There, people could actually learn from their mistakes with this. How can Valve fuck up something so simple?
>>126829056
>no annoying high pitched noise
>no crashes
that's all I need
>>126828471
>>126828623
he's shorter, he's 5'6
>do everything /csgog/ tells me to
>still not good
why
>>126829403
did you practice
it's the only way
>>126829603
I bought a 144hz monitor?
The guide didn't mention "practise" anywhere
I ordered some tapas should I post a pic of it or do you guys just like burgers
>>126829403
genetics
i have never played on the pc before this game and i'm gold nova master
wtf
>>126828471
>>126829379
>>126830014
yeah post it with your battlestation
come play :3
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242620311537/76561198169004516
>>126830970
I'd play with somebody else, but not you. Sorry.
>>126830970
hungover, so no thx but if u want to come over and cuddle...
>>126830970
joined and got kicked
>>126830846
I'm not that guy but are potato skins allowed
>>126831405
post pota skins with youre mouse
>>126831298
you werent what we were looking for. cool people only join please
>>126830970
>>126830970
joined and got kicked, im GE
>>126831518
When they are ready
>>126830970
No thanks, the loss yesterday is enough for me. Would prefer random russians any day.
>people actually joining a lobby posted here
>tfw sick
>tfw dropping golden god assad bombs in cashual
fml
>>126830970
i pasted this into my browser and it keeps googling it how do i join lobby
>>126830830
5'3
what's the redditest gun in the game?
>>126833340
awp asiimov
>>126833340
probably the asimov
>>126833340
anything fade
>>126833340
awp asiimov yeah
>>126833340
ak elite build
>>126833635
>that fat hand
>>126833413
>>126833465
>>126833749
why is asiimov redditI don't even play the game
Can someone explain to me why several NA players use this meme crosshair
There is literally not a single EU pro who uses it
Is it a regional meme kind of playing CS on 1920x1080? That's another thing burgers do
>hung over
>get day off
anyone want to hang out?
>>126834225
>>126833635
he said gun not knife
>>126833340
the aug and the sg
>>126834271
NA are just memers brah
>>126834271
anything with pixels in the middle of your screen is fine desu
>>126834225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtyGf4BdUo
why are crosshairs such a thing
who gives a shit really
>derank after 2 losses
>win 6 games in a row
>still not back up
should I just kill myself now or what
>>126834570
>a thing
kill yourself
cl_crosshairstyle 1
master race
>>126834640
meant to say "a ~~*thing*~~"
>>126834712
kill yourself
>>126834668
haha yeah those burger playing on it sure are performing like masterrace hehe ^^
>>126834271
>not playing 1920x1080
i, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords
>>126834271
>1920x1080
>meme
hello reddit
>>126834271
innit the source crosshair?
>>126835648
no, source always had the normal crosshair
GO introduced style 1
anyone else listening to the gb goty?
who else /watchingthecologne2014rerun/ here?
>2015
>still playing on 1024x768
are gotards bunch of luddites?
fug jw is so good
>>126836254
it's pretty fun hearing 30 year old guys shit on fallot and undertale
>>126836395
16:9 master race
>>126835165
>>126835591
>something only NA players do
>not a meme
Only NA retards are falling for the 1920x1080 meme
upvote if you agree
>>126836661
is undertale a sjw game
I havent actually played it but all the people I know who love it are also sjws irl
Why does destiny play CSGO
hes super shit
At least he is decent at SC2
>>126837545
no, i played quite a bit and it's just a fun little game but the fans are the worst thing currently afflicting /v/
>>126837545
yes
there's no other reason anyone could like a game, if it's popular it's tumblr, sjw, meme, etc
>smurf
>past the rank replacement, played a few games
>won three in a row
>play one more game
>lose
>derank
GOTARDS???
WHAT THE FUCK LOL
>>126837545
yes fully sjw and cuckold
>>126837698
ur bad
>>126817451
umm gotards?
>retard enemy tries to fake flash with his pistol
>don't flinch 'cause its obviously a pistol and I haven't seen a non-retarded flash all game
>get called shit for not falling for it
>>126839014
people think pistol fake flashes are the next level flash but I have an even higher next level flash
you throw the flash out really early and bad, so that it doesnt go off for a while after they see it
as soon as they see it they turn away and you pop out and shoot them before the flash even goes off
then it flashes you but its whatever
only works if you do competent flashes before hand
>be sick
>derank 2 times
that's it I'm done. Time to play a better game.
![eaa66201e6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ayseEu2.jpg "eaa66201e6[1].jpg")
should I get this orPA arcana
>>126839269
look at your steam profile
which has more hours past two weeks
>>126839269
pa is shit and you should use m4a1-s because it's more anime
so i suggest necking yourself
>used to be dmg pre-change
>everyone had good aim and coms
>now mg2 post-change
>everyone is silent and toxic
I can't take it anymore
>>126839531
neck yourself
>>126839269
royal paladin will drop in price for 1-2 months still
>>126839531
>dmg pre change
>good aim and comms
llllllllllllllllmao lmao lmao AYYOO
>>126839238
peeking while the flash is still in the air is a completely basic manouver people do it all the time
there's nothing next level about that
ayo senpaitachi anyone got a spare markeloff sticker they can share?
>started silver elite
>got to nova 1
>games are easy has fuck
>literally stopped ranking up even tho I always win
what the fuck is going on with the ranking system
Hello /csgog/, I come from /lolg/ with a question.
Is it a wise investment to buy, say, 4 copies of CSGO which are like $5.7 at the moment and store them on my Steam invetory to resell/trade them later for something else when they go back to normal price?
What's the average CSGO price? $15? $10?
Thanks.
>>126839895
it's just sifting everyone's rank towards silver
>>126839957
>using a zowie ec1-a
>mouse randomly slips out of my hand when I try to spray once every couple games
gotards?????
>>126839957
g2a is still cheaper than steam, so no
instead buy ~100 huntsman cases
>>126839505
>the m4a1-s is more anime
nigga what
>>126840006
>>126839895
>doing my 10 placement games on a new smurf
>fighting LEMs and LEs
>come back a few days after not playing
>On a team with SEMs against GNMs
>>126840401
i dont know im just trying to get some life in this thread
>>126839469
roughly equali almost dont play either game i just trade shit
>>126839595
fair enough
>>126839957
no because g2a is super cheap
if you want to make an investment buy ,03 cases and sit on it. if you buy like 500 you can make back quite a bit of money when they finally go up (which can take a year or maybe a bit more), every single cent they go up you will be getting $5.
alsopost Ahri
>>126817639
OPskins(dawt)com
They take 10% iirc but you can get the cash as paypal funds or bitcoin
>>126834458
hi steel
![VEst2ZU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBEM2fn.jpg "VEst2ZU[1].jpg")
quick post underrated knives
>>126841667
gut Damascus
I wanna duo with a hacker for free! wins!
>>126841667
>>126841667
>shit stain
lol
>>126841667
shadow daggers
>>126842101
join memeware v2
Why does nobody like high float damascus items. They look neet.
>>126843163
theres quite a few memewares, is it this one?
>>126843342
could it be nobody plays with the SG?unless they're downs like you
>>126843640
yes
>>126845305
now what do i do?
What the fuck happened to the ranks
>1 loss = derank
It's great for deranking my smurf tho
>>126846046
git gud
>>126818385
But people like substance. Cases make money, substance makes fans, discussion, and a game that is loved. Much more successful in the long run when a game has substance. I'm still amazed that this game has no single player or fun official PVE modes. Same maps over and over? Even Call of Duty (barf) mixes it up more than GO
>>126845562
add someone asking, or make a thread
>>126841308
have you used them before? I'm not sure how legit they are, but they seem to be a big sponsor so I guess they must work
>>126846046
>smurf
Except everyone is deranking so it makes so difference for trolling tommies such as yourself.
>i play competitive games to lose!
Makes no sense...
>>126847469
But I was Supreme :^(
>>126848240
>implying I play
>not just getting a lobby of 3 friends and +left;+forward till its over
>>126848709
supremely shit
Operations are like a bunch of quests that give rewards, right? Haven't played for long and haven't played during one
>>126848862
yeah, it for redditers
>>126848860
kek anon pls
it should exist
>>126847683
im guessing you cheat? can i just add you?
>>126849193
no I only boost for money
>>126841667
Speaking of underrated knives. I got a question. These are my shadow daggers I unboxed, is there any added value to blue case hardened with these or does it not matter really because they are shadow daggers and people dont like them?
>>126849470
damn alright nw. Idk who to ask then, so many people idk who is and isnt hacking
>other team is a 5q of derankers
>report them for griefing
>"blah blah one or more people you reported were banned"
has anyone actually ranked up in the last few weeks?
how many 30 bombs did you have to drop to do it?
Whats the max difference between ranks you can queue up with I'm MG1
>>126850116
5 ranks above or below
>>126850203
or a 5 stack
>>126850094
MG2 -> MG1 -> GN4 -> MG1 -> GN4
My problem is my wins are few but overwhelming and my losses are many but close.
Can you only get Operation Cases in operations that you have done?
I am a perfectionist and the fact that I can never do Operations is pissing me off.
Fuck you, Valve.
>>126849616
any unique skins can be jewed if you try hard enough
>unranked
>games were close, team had dedicated smokers and an awper, people calling out plays
>glorious time, a lot of fun even if I bottom fragged most of the time
>lose a while, start to notice everyone else operating at lower levels than what I'd seen, save one or two on each team
>eventually win enough to be placed in mg1, no one calls plays, smokes are often not used and bitching is rampart
I may be top fragging but I'm still losing a lot. I miss when I was carried, just because it was awe inspiring watching my team execute plays with me as a support
>>126851674
so you enjoyed being a little sissy bottom cuck?
go back to csgog reddit is not for cucks
Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on? I just wanted to practice a bit before hopping into a playlist but my screen is black no matter what I do. I also apologize for the shit resolution.
>was dmg a month ago
>games we fun, people were calling well and had good aim
>mg2 after 2 losses
>coms are silent, 12 year olds/dank memers every game
>force buying every round as ct
loving this meme
>>126849616
they do have a decentish amount of blue
ask
>>126851924
have you tried turning it off and on?
![[HorribleSubs]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_S2_-_12_[720p].mkv_00_21_46.306.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mVXSi3m.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Gochuumon_wa_Usagi_Desu_ka_S2_-_12_[720p].mkv_00_21_46.306.jpg")
Why can't Valve medals look like this?
>>126852127
I've already tried restarting CS:GO, restarting steam, fucked around in settings, tried different playlists, and tried restarting my computer and fucking nothing helps
>>126852425
reinstall csgo I guess
does it happen in other source games?
>>126852425
Verify your cache.
If not, uninstall/reinstall.
Real talk, is fl0m a homosexual?
just wondering
>>126852781
Would anything change if he was?
>>126852849
I would probably subscribe to his channel then
>>126852957
yeah i'm super gay
>>126852524
>>126852529
Guess I'll uninstall and then reinstall and see if that helps
>>126852425
try getting new drivers. it's only the 3d which is black so idk
Why is everyone in this game an asshole/underage/both
What do you want nips new lineup to be? You cant remove the announced ones.
>friberg
>xizt
>pyth
>forest
>gux
>>126853808
>Why is everyone in this game an asshole/underage/both
Because it's a cheap first person shooter that is extremely popular
>>126853840
>banana king
>xizt
>pyth
>gtr
>me
>>126851329
Anyone?
>>126851329
just buy some operation passes off the store :^)
Thorin being our guy again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2woshYDM928
For a guy who has never played counter strike should i buy CS:GO or CSS?
Is there a more boring map to watch than Cobblestone? It's just B, B, B, B, B, B.
>>126855116
do you want to play an active game or a dead game
>>126855429
Active
ummm gotards????
>>126855619
Greetings reddit
rank pistols
p250 above all right
>>126856031
Deagle>tec9=fiveseven>all others
>>126856031
yea p250 is goat
>>126855541
then csgo
>friends act like their family was just shot in front of them whenever we lose a game
what the fuck is wrong with people who play this game
>>126856653
Ambition.
>>126856031
Tec9>5-7>250=USP (250 for armour, USP for pistol round)
Not lister: anime hacker tier deagle
>>126856234
tec9 is cheater pistol for ppl who are too bad for p250
>>126817280
WHO IS THIS GIRL IN THIS 2005 ERA LAN
SHES SO HOT
my dick gets increasingly harder every day after i check huntsman cases
i bought a hundred (100) seconds after they were removed from drops
>>126857053
When did this happen? So cases just stops dropping after a while?
>>126857053
I bought about 600 breakout cases when they were on 3 cents.
Can't wait for it to raise.
>>126854634
he goes of on women thinking they're smart soooo hard
>>126857053
>tfw you didn't tell your good friend csgog to help you get the price inflation started
I only caught wind when they were already 50 cents, still picked one up
>>126857053
tfw i thought they removed phoenix
i can wait, and I will be victorious
good game hotel sleeping now
>>126859126
>tfw I fell for the griffin
>>126855116
get CS:GO but be prepared to run into hackers every other game unless you play ranked
>>126859667
man, I'm honestly surprised anyone else remembers that.
Lmao reddit failed so hard. Possibly my favorite CS market meme
>>126859839
I remember being around for Cologne 2014 capsule hoarding
SHARP GAIN meme
Fuck they are worthless now
