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brave little toaster edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>REMOVE EHEH
>remove eheh
>you are the worst door noise
>you are the vox noise
>return to github
>to our github cousins you may come our server
>you may live in bomb test range zoo HAHAHA

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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First for Celt as CMO is a QT 3.14
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First for cute robot wedding
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Terrestrial means "an inhabitant of the earth."

or

"or relating to the earth."

Stupid dumdum.
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I want to rail Rail
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>>126764445
When the hell are Celt and Niggly going to get together? It's like the perfect coupling.
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Vox outpost spawn for Vox when?
Jetback illegal immigration by Vox when?
Wall around station when?
Nukeops having to use C4 or stealth deconning a wall to begin their infiltration when?
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>>126765074
when u bring velard back from the veil of madness
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>>126764448
REFRAIN
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>>126765131
He was already born in it.
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>>126764996
>A CMO and a librarian ever seeing eachother in the game
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Ack ack time to be a shitmin again.
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>>126765305
REMOVE EHEH
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>>126765131
Tumblr is a helluva drug.
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14nd for this in the emagged jukebox, unless it is already in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
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goonecode express shuttle to centcomm was fun.
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>>126756414
Those are hands. Every humanoid mob has them, if you look close enough. It shows up better for moths because they have black hands.
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>my playing around with jaunters ended up letting Mai get her objective with 0 effort
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IDEA FOR PARAMEDIC TRAITOR ITEM
THE NECROMOBILE
IT'S LIKE KURFURST'S WHEELCHAIR EXCEPT IT'S 2X2 LIKE A SPACEPOD
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>All those wonderful upgrades
>Didn't get to use them for a single thing
>when I do need them, no one ever makes upgrades

Any way to get illegal modules in a non-syndie round?
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>>126765305
DEMONICA armor when?
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>>126765712
<3 Mai Pai
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>>126765219
>>126765413
YOU WHITE BOYS JUST DONT KNOW HOW IT BE

ITS HARD FOR A BRUTHA IN SPESS
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>>126765908
space explore for a syndie toolbox
DA xenoarch guns for illegal tech
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>>126765945
I wish i could code or sprite that.
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>>126765908
Illegal research is just two tesla modules away.
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>>126765908
Protolathe if research feels a little illegal.
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You know how there's a food item that turns people into borgs?
What if there was a food item... That turned people into AIs?
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>>126765571
I listen to the whole thing every time

Catchy as hell
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>>126765779
Oh boy I can't wait to not be able to go through any airlock except the medbay front doors and the main hallways
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>>126766736
>chef puts AItes in the food
>14 AI cores standing around in the hallway, with more people coming in and eating the poisoned food anyways
>Greyshit McFuck: AI DOOR
>door opens and closes 30 times in under a second
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>>126766736
What if you could use a monkey syringe on an AI to make it into a pAI and vice versa, and the same with using it on a borg makes them into a MoMMi?

It's space science, ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>126764445
the text on this image is painful to read.
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>>126764540
So do I
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>>126764540
I want to interface Rail!
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>>126765571
MORMON TIME
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>>126767468
what did everyone tell you about trying to draw attention to yourself on an anonymous image board, you attentionwhoring slut
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>>126767134
I like it
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>>126767278
>"fixed"
>CMO uniform is still FUCKED
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>>126767468
go and stay go
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>>126767278

>Typos still here
>CMO jumpsuit not drawn properly

Please just don't
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>>126767834
He's a JoJofag, The worst kind. Forgive his retardation.

He probably didn't even read the new JoJolion yet.
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How do I code a new race?
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>>126767834
so i can erp more efficiently i left it on by accident s-sorry
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Medbay best bay.

Syringe guns for every doctor.
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>map stations and missions noone will ever play
feels bad
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>>126770226
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Literally bullies
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Skrites soon, fellow spessmen
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7341
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>>126769780
Are we finally getting gondolas?
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>>126765230
After I rip up niggly's asshole, he'll need to get it treated, if you know what I mean.
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That was a chill shift all things considered

Shout outs to everyone on the civilian staff, notably the chef and QM. Everybody was cool.
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>>126770551
>edit button
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Trump was best captain
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>>126769780
why not normal spurdos?
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>that FUCKING MIX OH MY GOD
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Holy hell this buzzing noise is atrocious
Access denied sound removed when?
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>>126770653
what the hell is a skrite
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Come the fuck on mate
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>>126771201

:^)
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>>126771131
Next time I plan on making even more meals to add more score.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVTvwZUAyM&list=PLD9577E6CEBD077B4&index=6
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>>126771252
maybe tweak it a bit. I like having a noise for it
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>>126771246
Spurdo is only a face. We don't know what the whole body looks like, gondolas on the other hand...
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You know what, I got beer, and a whole lot of boredom.

Throw ideas for new items/mobs, and I'll see if I can get it done if it's interesting enough
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can someone post the bootyborgs
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>mfw we'd sooner get gondolas than mothshits
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>>126771426
An asteroid monster with a large tongue. It fires it's tongue at you and drags you in like a hookshot.

also DEMONICAs
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>>126771426
Water baloons.
Fill at sink, throw and splash, less obnoxious than a blue tomato, and cleaner. Ordered via merch computer.
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How do you have fun
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>singularity released
>reportedly by someone in a medical hardsuit
>borg arrests me in a medical hardsuit while trying to get an O2 tank
>explain that it couldn't have been me because I don't have air
>they put a 1/3rd filled tiny airtank on me and enable internals
>choke to death while bucklecuffed in security on shuttle
>had nothing to do with the singularity released
Top investigating. Yes I am mad.
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>>126771629
Getting valids.
Feels good. Feels soooo gooood. And fun.
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>>126771426
Changeling head spiders
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>>126770226
trust me namefagging didn't help me get a dick in me it's pointless
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>>126771589
Stuff like that with the tongue I haven't got a clue where to start on coding, that seems more like Unid's port of call.

By Demonica you mean http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/7/7e/Demonica.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20100128214820 right?

Anything I should know about this clothing before I start spritan and codan? You've been asking for a while
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>>126771579
teach me how to code, pls
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>>126771629
Ruin the round for samenames.

Be shitty to them.
Don't help.
Ignore them.
If you're a tator then kill them.
If you see any valid reason to kill them then do so
Stun them for no reason because their hands are yellow
Poison them
Push them out airlocks
Steal their shit and throw IT out airlocks
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>>126771247
What was it?
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>>126771629
I like to give people surprise gifts when I play as assistant

It's a surprise because they're expecting to get slipped or something
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/r/ naked human template
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>>126771885
So treat them like everyone else treats assistants.
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>>126771636
They realized you weren't the one responsible less than a minute before shuttle launch

They still didn't let you go

heh
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>>126771885
Sounds like a good way to get your shit shoved in.
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>>126771741
head of staff spiders
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>>126771415
There was few pictures, they are anthropomorphic
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>>126771994
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Fuck moths and other furshit races, I want spurdos.
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>>126772165
This.
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The hell happened? Did the round end?
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I see on the wiki that sec can be any antag but rev (which is disabled) is that accurate?
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>>126772220
Thanks.
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>>126771636
Secborgs are massive shitters. They should be 100% valid, fuck them.
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>>126772512
Yep. They have loyalty implants by default.
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>>126772264
But moths are bugs
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>>126771415
>>126771579
>>126772376
Please no
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Did anyone else lag like a motherfucker near the end there
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>>126772512
I don't think they can be cultists but I can confirm they can be lings and tators

I think people are chosen for nook ops, vox raiders, and wizard BEFORE jobs are selected though
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>>126772264
>Fuck moths
Yes.
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>>126772660
doo late :DDDD
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>>126772645
That's not how that works.
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>anti moth posters are spurdo posters

It all makes sense now
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>>126771741
>more changeling shit

And they should automatically look exactly like MOMMIs so people can't attack them :^)
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>>126772512
>I see on the wiki that sec can be any antag but rev (which is disabled) is that accurate?
>rev (which is disabled)
if only.
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>>126772863
>incessant moth posters are hippie fags

It all makes sense now.
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>>126771776
You don't really need to know anything special other than the smug helmet is important and that there is a black variant
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POST SPESS SPURDOS :DDDDD
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>>126772863
Anti-moth, anti- spurdo master race
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>>126771259
Did you get caught, Tiny?
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>>126772995
I don't see any evidence for that, as opposed to
>>126772264
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>>126772741
so can you be a head cultist at round start?
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>>126771885
>randomname autists
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>>126773108
That's what I'm saying, I don't think so but I can't prove it
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>>126773087
They're on Hippie.
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>>126773139
>Needing to be recognized in an online spaceman clown simulator
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>>126773108
CMO CE RD can be roundstart cultists since they have no implant.
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>>126773007
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>>126773203
says the spurdo :D
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>>126771426
A wizard version of brass knuckles that causes a one tile explosion in the location of whatever you're punching.
I cast fist.
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>>126773221
I just like having my name be a clever reference
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>>126773087
>one post
>evidence
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>>126773221
Random namers are alright
Static namers are alright

People militantly for one or the other are autistic
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Rate my new HoP character idea.
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>>126773587
Cute
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>>126771426
Yes that is a DEMONICA.
DEMONICAs can let you summon demons.
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Help me, every time I get into Med all I can think to do is poly myself.
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>>126773774
I can think to do is poly myself
Play CE instead.
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>>126773742
>Summon demons

Do you want something to never be given to players?

Unless you can justify how it would be fair use, I'm just gonna go with this extract form the wiki about them in Shin Megami Tensei 4

>Two variations of the Demonica Suit can be obtained in-game, but instead of serving as the COMP equivalent, the suit is simply armor.
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Is there something I'm supposed to download to play on the /vg/ servers? Every time I log in everything's covered in white tiles. I don't have this issue on other servers.
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>>126774290
yeah just armor would work.
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>>126773042
Same here, friend
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>>126774380
That's because of the shitty dynamic lighting that the server adopted last year. Are you playing on a virtual machine?
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>>126774380
enable hardware acceleration in preferences.
switch it off and on again.
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>>126774941
And then relog
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>>126773007
>stuff of cluwing
So why it was removed?
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How do I become the best mechanic?
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>>126775000
It wasn't.
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>>126775003
Becoming a good mechanic is easy: just fill requests and upgrade machines without being asked.

Becoming the best is tricky. Learn to fix tcoms issues, for one thing.
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>>126771426
teach me how to code a new race
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>>126775003
Give everyone shit before they even ask for it.
Give them shit even when they don't need it.
Give people shit they should NEVER EVER get for any reason.
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>>126775420
>Mechanics that mass produce hand teles
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>>126775531
>hand teles
>borer eggs
>soul stone shards
Anything else broken the General Fabricator can make?
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>>126775986
Can order slug eggs from cargo now.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7341
Do your part to support an idiot who can't code in his dream of getting a new type of monster to use in adminbus or whatever added to the game.
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>>126770426
Between those and polyacid grenades, you have NO EXCUSES to whine when you end up getting dunked anyway.
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>>126771256
A recolored bear.
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>>126774383
Dude, why bother? It's just going to be another overpowered space suit that will never show up without adminbus. Make something that might actually be useful, and without it being a lazy reference to a game nobody but weeaboos play.
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>>126777568
But the armor itself in Strange Journey was Adminbus spawned in to help protect everyone against anomalies and monster attacks during an Away Mission in the Schwarzwelt.
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>>126774290
>>126777568
You could exchange telecrystals
You could sacrifice 1-2 spells as a wizard to the admins
You could make a interesting enough sacrifice

Come on.
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>>126778360
>implying they'd even let you do any of those things

They haven't even touched half of the "cool shit" in the code that was added but never spawns normally, why do you want them to add more bloat instead of forcing them to use what they've already got?

The Space Knight armors and the Lawgiver come to mind, among who knows how many others...
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>>126778778
Stealth sec suit.
Someone was making a list a while ago.
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>>126778778
We have a lawgiver?
Fucking hell how did I not know this.
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>>126778778
>Nobody would ever spawn it
>Actually yes they would
>That's too much bloat, so its better they don't add it
All you dirty niggers should take a trip back to Africa instead of shitposting images of your shit on internet imageboards.
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>>126778778

space knight has silly high res.

lawgiver should be antag hos/cap only item not fucking admin bus
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>>126778979
>>126779370
the Lawgiver is unusably bad sadly, it only holds 5 shots of each type
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>>126778778
So, WHY do you care if you never see them?
Is giving the Admins more bus material a bad idea?
Do you just want the admins to lazily spawn in a million clowns like TG/Pubbo servers every other round as a bus?
Or do you just hate it because the game it came from is from Japan?
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>>126779449

we have lot of bad antag items when you really look at it.
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It's nearly the end of year, time to reminisce.

I remember once, like last year, Yahir played CMO for the first time in ages and somehow fucked up (I forgot) and got absolutely shat on in the thread (this was the before people husbandoed him/he became popular). I've never seen him play CMO since then ;_;

Do you have any spessman stories?
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>>126780065
>Last Christmas
>Jacked Santa enters the bar and demands whiskey
>Don't know Uncle Git's Special Reserve is whiskey, tell him we don't have any
>Threatens to beat my shit in if he doesn't get his whiskey
>Start to freak out
>serb crashes
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>>126779449
It holds at least 36 in the comics, what the fuck.
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>>126779449

it holds 36 shots in the comics who made this gun?
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>>126780461
>>126780673
>why doesn't it hold 36 stun shots like in the comics

think about it
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>>126780741
GOTTA KEEP ADMINBUS-ONLY STUFF BALANCED MAN THAT'S WHY THE ENERGY AXE IS A LITERAL INSTACRIT
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Why did Yahir go full autist in the bar?
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LOL
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>>126777120
Myself and the other sluts believe in ARRR PEEE so thats a hinderence.
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>>126777120
the most I ever have for self defense as a doctor is a syringe full of sleep toxin, and I forget to grab one half the time
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>>126781089
is his great plan talking? because just reading his name is already making me mad
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So, we have knight armor.
Where are the longbows? I guess they'd be technically selfbows, but still.
Fletchery when?
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>>126780741
36 lethal.
Source: When anderson conducts a merciful mass shooting in a nightclub.
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>>126780887
It's only bus because it's bugged right now, I think. It's supposed to be DNA locked and voice activated too.

Otherwise the HoS should totally spawn with it
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>>126781072
Hes sad.
People bully him.
He misses his waifu.
He misses his husbando.
The list goes on.
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>>126781547
I fixed it a while ago
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>>126781549
>he misses his waifu
>he misses his husbando

don't meme at him that just makes him more autistic
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>>126781227
>Fletchery
>Bullying a Vox, ripping off some of their quills to make an arrow
>Can dip the arrow tip into a beaker to transfer some of its contents to its target in addition to the brute damage from the arrow
>Ghetto brutal syringe gun
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>>126781227
when you meme it
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>>126781667
oh, lame it's not in the game then
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>>126770653
>muh sgriggity skrooks

They look goofy as fuck and the constant screeching is grating
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>>126781679
Calling it a meme doesnt make it untrue.
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>>126781679
Cart pusher job when?
Cargo tech crate hauling and Mulebot wrangling isn't enough.
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MONKEYS
O
N
K
E
Y
S
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REMOVE EH-EH
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>>126781995
>mulebots

mulebots replaced with bay cargo tram when
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>>126771426
A bola cannon.
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>>126779539
Because there's so much bus items even the admins forget it all exists. Our codebase is in shambles because nobody has ever thought to man up and trim off the fat from the code.

Use it or lose it, fuckers.
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>>126781995
jokes on you nerds, this boy is back indoors sweepin floors
until i get tired of having no work and have to beg them to give me more hours again
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>>126782607
bolas in an extinguisher doesn't work?
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>>126779289
And you should be ashamed of your shit taste in vidya for thinking a reference to an ancient spinoff of a dying series should defile the sanctity of spehss.
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>>126781072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYNfitGBp4
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Monkey bans

which faggot ahelped
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>>126781227
Just put the powered crossbows in as a protolathe item or something, then quit jerking off to medieval shit and make an item that might actually have a good chance of showing up on a space station.
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>mfw I only made 34 meals

Why am I such a failure of a human being?
I'll try harder, I won't goof off, I promise you, crew, I'll stop dawdling on what to make next.

I can improve, I PROMISE
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24/7 news network when?
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>high frequency blade destroys a phazon in 2 hits
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So, whom did mrpain get his banvalids from this time?
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God damnit, I love the station highlights, and I was just observing this round
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>AI tells you to turn on suit sensors
>Takes pictures of you at your most vulnerable moments to put on the news
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>see an energy combat shield moving on its own in the main hallway
What was the op expecting?
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>>126783189
Yer welcome.
Though I missed my story on engineering exploding because a million people wanted doors open.
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>>126782983
34 meals is better than a lot of chefs

you did alright
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>>126783301
I just used it between maints. I don't think that's what got me got , I was going to try and throw the bomb at cap but space lag wanted me to hold it
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>>126751780
>Every time a newb puts me in cryo with a hardsuit in
>tfw it's some fucking faggot cargo tech or something
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>126751780
Having played medbay for like 4 years, Virtually every time I handed out any power besides nobreathe, heat res or shock resistance it ended up with griff. They'd eat cuffs, jump all over, use cold resist to eva out and break into the armory/HoS office or just plain be a faggot then run into space to yakkity sax. .Remote view completely blows any antagonism out of the water cause they get run down, flashbanged, and then we're in pseudo extended. Just no. Don't hand out powers and if you must, just give it to the people who gave you a medibot

>>126753305
>>126753491
Send a stamp request form through the fax after having tested most if not all of the ttv's and a badmin can spawn them into a crate and send a shuttle for you.. My high score was 22 used, 24 recieved.

>>126753941
Yes, you can get middling yields but you can make a fuckton of them.

>>126754658
4 or 5 bombs still do fine at cap. The secondary explosions help fill out the clearing in your light dev range.
If there's an admin with fun+servere flags on you can pray for nocap. Tell him to open the secret panel and use toggle combcap until it's at 32/64/128

>>126756262
You can pop on main, have an admin come over and permaban him from the test server and a month ban from main for test server grief. If nobody wants to come over and check it, you can just make a ban request with your client logs and give all the details so admins can check ito ut. Do your part and stop test server grief.

>>126758475
Has to be a rubber forehead alien otherwise you have to resprite an alt for virtually every piece of clothing. Tehre's a reason monkeys don't have a wide outfit.
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>>126783618
Fuck off
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>>126751142
It's hard cause few go snap the salvage shuttle and thus are free to teach safely even if they did stop being productive for 20 odd minutes and there's a lot to do always. Someone has to research all the words. Someone has to either subvert or bangin donk the silicons and comms. Everyone needs ranged ballistic weapons. Everyone needs more talismans if there isn't a dedicated talisman sweatshop working in the cult base for a bunch of stun/emp and some teleport talismans.. Someone needs to forcewall up a cult base. Everyone needs to pick off maint rats to convert but without getting busted even if that means having to rapidly stach your talismans and tome then hope they don't meta too hard when there's no evidence. Gotta fuck up sec quietly then get any validhunters while you step up your conversion game. And let's not forget the always hecttic work together cause 99% of sec doesn't know what a flashbang is so if there's 2 of you you're golden.

All without being so suspicious you earn yourself a "random" search or at least not having any cult shit on you when you are bagged cause nearly every sec is validhunter and metagamer extremis. They see that tome/talisman/shard whatever it's fucking over for the entire cult team. Now they know, now they're gonna be gunning us down in the halls, and any violence sec does will be completely justified to everyone else who metas hard.

Try to salvage the round by backing up your buddies with whatever or working on the "traitor" obj without any cult ear for if you get snagged as long as sec isn't rampant waterboarding everyone.. Even just having a stun prod, some cablecuffs, and an extinguisher can tip the tide.. When the round ends do your part as a responsible ss13 player and read up on cult on the wiki.

>>126783727
no u
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>>126783424
I know, it's just that I've done far better than that in the past, to the point when right clicking a single table would nearly crash dreamseeker.
Mind you, this was far before fryers and candy makers.
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>>126783806
In that case you'd better get a move on next time, fucker.
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>>126783618
I'm fine, him getting so butthurt that he started again as a mommi to delaminate a crystal was more than enough for me, he got so mad
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>>126783618
>>126783762
Stop
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>>126781679
He really does miss nevill though.

>>126784034
Storytime?
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>>126783084
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>>126783957
That reminds me.

If you are a chef and you mess up a recipe, you have to, and by have to I mean you should get jobbanned if you don't, cleave yourself for every burned mess that comes out of that conventional oven.

Only through blood will you better yourself.
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>>126784103
Everyone misses Nevill
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>>126784103
just gonna copy from last thread

>want to test shit on the test serb
>some fucking faggots learns spells and start killing me repeatedly
>proceeds to clown and mime me
>keeps trying to kill me
>get tired of his shit and stone and destroy him
>he gets butthurt because I removed him from the round
git fucked son

he proceeded to respawn as a mommi and delaminate a crystal to end the round because he was mad
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>>126784191
Whoops, microwave oven*.
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>>126784247
Ha oh man that's salty
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>>126784247
>delaminate a crystal
>not just spawning a code breaker and detonating the nuke
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>Round trip ping-pong took 10 seconds
>Round trip ping-pong took 11.2 seconds
>Round trip ping-pong took 12.1 seconds
Someone save me
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>>126784191
you have to grind the mess up with your blood and then drink it
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>>126784605
I like it. I'll do that next time.
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>>126784605
>spilling your blood only to immediately regain it
uh
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>>126783424
>mfw taking pizza order papers from cargo and turning them into fortune cookies
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>>126770551
>Dylan saying it better be tested
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>>126751780
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO PUT GREYS INTO CYRO
Is that wrong? So what are you supposed to do with them?
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How did I do this time?
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Should chef really one person only? I feel like there is adequate equipment to merit a second chef
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>>126784978
Put them in disposals
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>>126785008
Looks like you got all this shit just for show, but it doesn't look lived in in the least.
Also no weapon recharger/10
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>>126785085
Well, you know what they say, too many cooks in the kitchen spoils the dish!
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Ability to use foodstuffs as armor when?
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>>126785085
Everything goes fast enough for one person, but if you REALLY want to be a second chef just ask the HoP and hope he isn't a faggot.
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>>126785085
Only if we remove fryers, candy makers, and so on and replace them all with microwave ovens and put more meat and flour in storage.
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>>126785310
when it is u who has spriteded it
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>>126785143
I tried but got no visitors. Shuttled a miner from the clown roid to the station. Only thing who came to my shuttle once docked was a borg who arrested me as a suspected newcop. There was a tense moment when the singularity almost ate the ship. That's why the outer glass is pulled off the windshield.
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>>126785105
I'll gladly do that. Every one of them seems to be a shitter.
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>>126782812
What is this even supposed to be?
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>>126785409
I'm the mechanic in your image there

I'd have swung by if you asked man
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>that piddly table set up for the kitchen in Metaclub
>that no dine and dash table for outside
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>>126785635
>You actually have to walk into the bar to eat and drink
FUCKING DAEMONS. BOX FOREVER!
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>>126785635
Anon come into the bar.
Talk to the waifus.
Talk to Yahir.
You might like it
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>>126785959
>talking to people
>not just bashing their heads in with a toolbox

shit tier greytiding tbqhfam
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>>126785959
>Talk to Yahir.
Only the Observers will give him company, using the bar as IRC.
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>>126785959
>Talk to Yahir.
>You might like it
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>>126786153
observing is comfy, man
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>>126785959
>talk to yahir

Talking to Yahir is a surreal experience.
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>>126786153
>Nevil ghost by his right hand
It's just so sad seeing them apart.
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>>126786153
Yahir's a cool bro though.
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>>126785959
>Talk to the waifus
>Talk to Yahir
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>>126786223
>try to observe
>faggots laughing at the antags for being shit
>people complaining about everything
>those who suicide at roundstart and shit over living players
>"this should be nerfed"
Holidays are terrible
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>>126786632
>implying schadenfreude isn't comfy
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>>126783084
Phazons are the weakest mech in the game.
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>>126787007
no that's odysseus
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Best way to get yourself killed?
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>>126786153
Yahir still has his waifu despite both of them denying it
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>>126787095
It would be pretty robust if the chemical syringe gun wasn't so weird to use
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>>126787182
Rubber duck suicide
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>>126787182
Bait the HoP into thinking you're a newcop at roundstart
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>>126787182
Funniest or easiest?
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