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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chara.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>126750138
first for JoJo
She loves you.
i fucking LOVE the char
xth for gay shit
Alphys vore when?
>>126750138
I'm gonna fuck Flowey!
I want tofightGaster ina really cool and imaginative boss fight!
xth for Charazard
>>126750138
I came, anon. Ain't you happy?
Have a fish
6th for PROTECT THAT SMILE.
Post rare-a Charas!
FISH
goatbooby
I want Asriel to soul vore me
nth for mistakes
Please vote
http://strawpoll.me/6387949
Must kiss goat, will kiss goat.
>>126750262
I want to fuck that human Asgore.
>>126750386
That image gave me unwanted feelings.
I care a lot about chara!
I want to cherish the chara!
>>126750374
Hmmm thats nice
nth for sexy dads
>>126750353
bretty rare
time for cute scaly girls
>>126750386
me too
I don't even like soul vore, just regular vore but I don't want to die a painful death
Nth for mom
>>126750413
>spaghetti and cummies neck to neck
Theres only one solution.Cummies flavored spaghetti.
>>126750325
<3DO NOT
https://youtu.be/GPBBo1neb2U
>>126750545
I want chara to bite me
>>126750561
Toriel put your fan fics away, we are posting lewds of you.
>>126750561
Wish I had more art of the dads together.
>>126750325YEE NAW
Anime was a mistake
>>126750262
My nigga
>>126750353
RARE-A CHARA THAT I HOPE IS NOT A BOY
>>126750350
This is really nice.
Sauce?
>>126750841
anime is cool
>>126750618
>you very soul being consumed
>thinks this would be some painless process
It would probably feel like hell itself has fallen upon you anon, just cause it looks "cleaner" doesent meant its painless. Its clean cause its not the body being consumed but the soul.
nth for humantale!
>>126750262
ello ello
nth for never saving ;~;
>>126750353
I raise you one rare Chara, friend.
>>126750946
>implying
it feels very good
best regards, soul vore expert
>>126750946
At least it means being with the edgegoat forever and ever.
>>126750945
Motherly abomination /ss/ when
>>126751034
>Morally faulty people are black now
Heh.
>>126750946
This might sum it up
>>126751034
>Asgore is from Hawaii
Nigger that's my new headcannon
>>126751187
Why did you have to post it again?
>>126750914
>CHARA IS FE.MALE SHE IS TOO FE.MININE TO BE MALE!!!! EHEHEHEHEHHE MY GODEATH!!!!! SHE IS MY BEAUTIFUL GODEATH!!!!!!!
Good lord you're fucking pathetic
Taking drawing requests!
>>126751201
Harassing the populace with asriel would be pretty fun.
>>126751089
TAKE THIS
CHARA BLAST!!!
>>126751294
momgote lewd
>>126751034
Sans looks like Enimem
woomy!
>>126751294
Alphys vore
Why is he so perfect?
>>126751294
Gote celebrating new year
>>126751294
Alphys vore
>>126751365
manmenmi!
>>126751337
>>126751370
>>126751405
N-No lewd, guys. SFW only, sorry.
>>126751453
momgote cute
>>126750353
>rare-a Charas
wait...
either I've been pronouncing "rare" wrong my entire life
or you're pronouncing Chara wrong
what's going on here?
>>126751294
Cute Frisk/Asriel making noodles together.
>>126750946
The pic that was posted is absorption anyways, which is virtually never represented as painful anyways.
Meanwhile, there aren't many things as painful and terrible as suffocating and dissolving to death at the same time. Some, but not many. Skin has the most never endings.
>>126750791
You're not helping my boner anon.
>>126751453
Alphys cute
>>126751453
>>126751493
seconding cute
>>126751510
The second one.
>>126751453
sfw Alphys voreJust kidding, how about something with the Snowdrake family?
Part 18 is finished and with is, chapter one is done. Huzzah.
Small break before I post it.
>>126751336
My heart can only take so much, Anon. I counter the Chara blast with a happy Chara.
>>126751453
vore is only lewd when it is your fetish
Finished my first playtrough, feeling unstatisfied.
I killed like everybody expect the spider girl (forget the name, also regretting killinge the queen and Pypyrus)
The end was just Sam insulting me saying that live down there sucks now?
>>126751291
That's it, I'm naming my goodra Chara.
>>126751291
i don't understand this shitpost
>>126751524
That image hurts, anon. But I like it.
>>126751513
do this
I WANT OMEGA TO PULL ME INTO THE GAME AND
>>126751294
colbness birbs
>>126751453
kid alphys finding anime for the first time at the dump
do people actually pronounce chara like that?
it's pronounced ca-ha-rah
get it right
>>126751643
>Sam
>>126751510
Chara is pronounced like "kara", as in "Character".
>>126751336
the chocolate is too much for you chara
you cannot eat it all you will get a tummyache and get chubby
please eat responsibly
>>126751453
Welp, I asked for this on other threads, but I had to go so I don't know if any drawfag did it.
Paps and Undyne cuddling on the couch while watching One Slap Lad, with Papyrus blushing and Undyne laughing.
>>126751745
>not ça-ah-rah
pleb
>>126751643
>kills people
>is surprised when people are sad
>>126751034
>busty Nazi Toriel
I kekkedbut also fapped
>>126751703
>>126751796
Sans
thank you for pointng that out...!
>>126751643
All you had to do was compliment the frog.
Now go make friends with everyone.
>>126751745
I've been saying it Char-uh the entire time.
>>126751187
At least this is a sudden death.
It's also not the only description of death. Dying itself isn't necessarily that painful. Most things painful are potentially but not critically vital hits, damage to internal organs, damage to nerves. Sometimes when someone's heart stops they just fall unconscious and it felt like getting extremely sleepy extremely fast.
It depends on so many things. Just adrenaline and being shocked can keep you awake longer than unusual, but unconsciousness is more common way for the body to try to protect itself when something goes wrong. Also person-dependent.
>>126751716
Welp. It got them.
RIP Anon
>>126751745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ewctbqK4gP
>>126751868
>writer, composer and director Toby Fox
>>126751868
>Gisney
>>126751949
>Sans
>S
>>126751745
Charamander here
>>126751605
FINISHING MOVE
DOUBLE-CROSS CROSSOVER ATTACK!
>>126751969
That's how I say it too. It's technically pronounced "kar-ah" but fuck that
>>126752075
>Gisnep
>>126751845
>Chara
>Responsible
She's gonna get fat, m8
>>126751941
>busty nazi torielthanks for the new fetish asshole, who is going to cater to me now?
>>126751034
>skeletons arent fucking bald
>no buckteeth on alphys
>blue eye on the wrong side on sans
You're kind of a freak, huh?
>>126751843
Uhh... NO. That's dumb and I refuse to believe it. Kerafags pls go.
>>126751868
>not 201X
ya blew it
>>126751643
even butterdragon is dissapointed in you
>>126751391
>>126751513
>>126751720
>>126751493
>>126751547
>>126751602
>>126751734
>>126751863
Wow, That's a lot of requests!
I'm drawing right now, let's see how many I can finish before I pass out.
>>126752231
I believe in you!
you know
one day, i'm gonna hug an anon
they wont know that i'm an anon
i wont know that they're an anon
but we will hug
>>126752168now you know how I feel
>>126751390
Because hes an innocent goat that did nothing wrong
I want to give Asgore a back massage
>>126752001
It's still fucking scary. It's up there with that thing where you're fully aware during surgery because the anesthesiologist fucks up.
>>126752185
How do YOU pronounce it? It's based on someone not caring enough to put in a real name, so they put in "character" or however much of it fits.
>>126752338
SOURCE
Haven't been to /utg/ in nearly a day, anything eventful happen in the last 18 hours?
This is the anon that finished Batter ending earlier. Just did Judge ending. Not much of a difference, but Judge's competence attacks allowed me to finish the Batter off in less than a minute, which was satisfying as all hell.
>>126752231
Don't worry if you can't finish anon
>>126752338
source please
>>126752338
>Toriel got into the wine again and is posting on 4chan
>>126752324
Just shut up and hug me already.
>>126751745
well excuse me shakespear I pronounce it ''cuu-hoo''
>>126752351
Charamander master race
>>126752119
You're gonna have to try a littlecuterthan that to take me down!
>>126752001
>>126751187
I can say with a reasonable amount of certainty that this is far from the worst death you can experience.
This might be horrible but it's relatively quick compared to the kinds of deaths that millions of people have faced from much more tangible, physical effects such as chemical warfare, torturous executions, getting cooked alive or eviscarated.
Usually compounded with severe mental trauma if said person survives for any period of conciousness which could be argued to be almost as bad as the injuries themselves.
Tell me MiamiPoster.
"Do you like hurting other people?"
>>126751871
>ça-ah-rah
WE
>>126752354
>>126752426
https://imgur.com/NLwYOIV
>>126752503
RAAAAA
>>126752471
I WOULD IF I COULD
the technology to hug people over the internet just doesn't exist yet
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Asgore Dreemurr is known to be THE most hung monster in the Underground, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Sans and Monster Kid. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Toriel's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Asgore barely able to force it past the knob, and Toriel moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Asgore's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>126751651
Good man
>>126751658
An autistic faggot from /vp/ who went around having a mental breakdown about how all Goodras were male or should be male because of its 'feminine appearance' ie hips and big cute eyes, and screeching about how sinful and disgusting male Goodra were.
He did this for months, and he didn't do it for free, the guy was burning through hundreds of dollars just to ban-evade.
>>126752324
me me
>>126752670
I have waited forever for a post like this
>>126752654
Aren't there those things that you can give hugs to and it will send a simulation of the feeling into a special jacket someone far away is wearing?
>>126752572
of course
>>126752361
this pic
I want the gote utg
>>126752670
>you just KNOW they banged
Well yeah; she had a fucking son.
>>126752361
princegote worship i guess
Why do you people want to willingly die?
Who will lewd all the 2D characters you leave after your passing?I cant do it all on my own yo!
Link me to a lewd pic and i'll make it blue board safe!
1st for making sweet, sweet love to the skeleton bros.
>>126750413
>No 'A new Special Attack'
YOU
HAD
ONE
JOB
>>126752821
which is why we know they banged, dumb asrielposter
>Post penis on reddit for funsies
>Guy asks I want to fuck his wife
Turning them down was the right choice, right? I probably would have been murdered or something I think.
>>126752806
I spawned this image. I will never shitpost again.I say, as I think of another shitpost.
>>126752670
s-stop plsI want to be Asgore's cocksleeve
>>126752670
>8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth
fucking help me
Monster kid lewds!
>>126752345
There's like, several cases of that happening versus millions of surgeries done.
Roll your chances. Always roll your chances. I've been in surgery several times because of ear.
Better to take good care of your heart though. It's the one thing you don't want failing because there's a very good chance of pretty terrible feeling you can do nothing about.
Meanwhile, with brain infarct you can actually do something about it yourself and get treated.
>>126752514
Only dumbshits put themselves in a situation where you can get yourself shot. Having to live in America is another thing though, I guess.
>>126752806
I think I went to sleep a few minutes after that was posted
>>126752830
Good.
>>126752654
Wrong.
>>126752806
Oh someone actually made this?
huh
>>126752948
do not ever get involved with NTR, even if your the one doing the fucking its still shitty as fuck.
>>126752948
also why the fuck are you posting this here
>>126752670
There was a reason she left him, and it wasn't because of the children.
Chara with swoopy bopper hair!
>>126752670
>>126752583
/tv/ and /int/ flood
>>126752351
Chara is who the player names at the start of the game.
We refer toheras Chara so everyone knows who we're talking about even though everyone nameshersomething different.
That said, Chara is short for Character and should be pronounced as such. Please.
>>126752875
http://imgur.com/0hJx5LK
>>126752948
>Big dick anon lives in my citywanna hang out and play video games?
I want tocomfortChara!
>>126752984
>Only dumbshits put themselves in a situation where you can get yourself shot.
the majority don't have much of a choice
>>126753159
I wrote something about comforting Chara, I'm going to write more.
Did a thing because I am a hopeless 100% Orange Juice addict.Rate?
>>126753159
With a gun?
>>126752809
Many of us do.
>>126753078
Post memer charas
>>126752809
I want TO SAVE the gote
>>126751336
TAKE THIS KARRABLAST
>>126753049
Because she is a terrible queen that cares about her own personal morals then the wellbeing and happiness of her people?
>>126751034
>the other one was posted enough to know that the missing two were webdings asterisk and enraged punching bag
>didn't put them in
>>126752630
Dammit! I will not be so easily defeated!
I'll be back!
Why the fuck does everything I write have to end up becoming a massive slog, jesus christ
I've been writing this second chapter for like four days straight now and I think I'm only halfway through.
>>126753274
No silly, Chara prefers knivesKnives are truly the most abhorrent way to fight. Not honest like fisticuffs and not quick like a ranged weapon
>>126750321
Alphys vore soons-should I continue?
>>126752809
no is my gote
I charge an hourly rate if you want to share him
>>126753413
rare pepes?
>>126753335
I APPRECIATE IT
>>126753335
TAKE MY SHELMET!
>>126753340
That too.
Let's face it though, Asgore wouldn't stand a chance against big Mike
>>126753450
keep going
>>126752948
You can't say either way, the guy was being nice enough about it I guess.
I mean I was into getting to experience my kink then maybe or something, but I'd still bring a knife.
>>126753161
What do you mean?
>>126753548
motherfucker
>>126753450
I knew it would get to this point
After all the irony, the quality will start to increase and become more detailed or improved. It will start to be taken unironically and soon people will be doing this intentionally. The slippery slope is real, that's what's gonna happen.Can't wait for Chara
Post Unpleasant Moment.
>>126753093
That sounds like a wonderful idea
>>126753396
What are you writing, anon?
>>126753481
Do not charge for gote, he deserves to be loved and kissed not exploited.
>>126753652
what is the source
i swear ive seen the original version of this before
>>126753652
>>126753578
>What do you mean?
out of the majority of people that have died in warfare, they usually don't have much of a choice. or at the very least, their options are dogshit anyway.
especially in terms of chemical warfare/straight up getting your legs blown off, there's a whole lotta young conscripts which faced some real horrific deaths who had absolutely no idea what war was gonna be like before they actually went into combat
>>126752803
>http://cutecircuit.com/the-hug-shirt/
oh my god
why is this not for sale any more
i need virtual hugs
>>126753685
I'm doing this fic with kid Sans and Alphys. Making Things Right, it's called. It's up on the pastebin if you haven't had a look at it, yet.
>>126753298
Almost every time I see "I'm sorry" just thrown around like that I think of the fucking Dark Souls sound.
Now it feels weird coming from Asriel's mouth.
>>126752809
A very understandable feeling.
>>126752373
Anyone want to share OFF pictures/theories?
>>126753652
Posting the ultimate
>>126753481
That's criminalhow much
>>126753635
Can't stump the motherfucker Mike.
>>126753652
The best
>start boss battle
>dogs stunlock me
>big faggot attacks
>die
>>126753683anon im serious, I just want another UT bro to hang out with
post the most lewdest thing ever...Hand Holding
>>126753652
here we are
>>126753954
its HOME instead of OFF but close enough
and the whole game is a metaphor for taking someone off life support is my theory, the kid probably had cancer and the Batter is the one actually turning the machine off.
not original I know but its what I think
OFFICIAL LIST OF CHARACTERS THAT ARE FOR SEXUAL
>God tier
Fish, Mettaton, Asgore,Tsundereplane
>Freudian tier
Toriel
>Ok tier
Asriel, Alphys
>Shit tier
Gaster, dogs, Aaron
>NOT FOR SEXUAL tier
Napstablook, Skelebros, Temmie
>>126752168
>>126751941
Enjoy I guess.
I have to leave now. See you later /utg/, love you.
>>126751745
>>126752351
>>126753078
It's pronounced exactly how it's written
Chara
차라
Чapa
छारा
ちゃら
>>126754065
they didnt even try with that edit
>>126753924
>having a plushie of yourself
what a little shit
>>126754101
avoid dogs,run for stairs, kill dogs, kill big sexy faggot
>>126753868
Oh yeah, what I said only really applies to first world countries.
Which is why we need education. Less accidental babies lead to increased value of human life. Which leads to less just wasting them in retarded combat that really benefits no-one in the long run. And so on.
>>126754180
Thanks man, thats pretty much everything I wanted.except for lewd
>>126753954
I made this a long-ass time ago
>>126754234
my grandma knitted a plushie of me when i was a kid
i slept with that fucker every night
>>126754174
>Asgore
>God tier
Good taste
>>126754101
Git good Carpa demon isn't that bad
>>126754217
Can't edit the truth
>>126754101
Capra Demon isn't that hard if you cheese 'em. If you get in the right place, you can hock firebombs at him over the wall, and you can kill him without even stepping through the fog. Or at least take out his dogs.
>See thisWho wants to join me in a mass suicide?
>>126754086
Why are these kind of Sans pictures so hot to me?
>>126754234
An Asriel plushy is the best kind of plushy.
>>126754429i like macro, but this is stupid
>>126754392
>>126754065
>>126753548
Why are there so many of these?
Is there any variation of that ''ignore X posters'' image for alberto barbosa?
>>126753220
>Chara fan-fic
yes.
>>126754429
It's okay to genocide.
For some reason this hasty art style gives me the biggest bone-r.
>>126753548
>big adventure
>>126754502Toriel plush soon
>>126752670
yeaj nah famtachi
>>126754205
Nice Google Translate breh, but you're wrong
>>126752670
How many times have you post that picture?
>>126754326
>Which is why we need education
>retarded combat that really benefits no-one
Unfortunately the powers that be historically disagree with you.and whether they want that or not, I doubt anyone is actually capable of moving us in that direction
>>126754234
>not wanting a plushie of yourself
Anon, can you legit tell me that if you stumbled on a plushie that someone made of you, you wouldnt buy it without a second thought?
>>126754429
Why must people hijack my sweet innocent edgegoat in such a way?
>>126754606
how about you suck my big black jewish dong
Let's see if /utg/ can not post lewd for 5 minutes!
>>126754538
Because he's got a big package
Just posting some shit before I start going over part 18, have some art.
>>126754564
honestly
i agree
maybe it's the simplicity of it.
>>126754553
http://pastebin.com/sJ0UFkNS
Here.
Also, here: http://magnificentmicrowave.tumblr.com/
I really like their Chara too.
>>126754101
You have less than 21 poise.
Didn't I tell you to have at least 21 poise?
Kill the dogs first.
>>126750715
You have $1
How would you spend it between the two booths?
>>126754719
whoops
>>126754715
How about you learn how the English language works first?
>>126751034
>chara
>>126754686
>someone selling plushies of me
I wouldn't. In fact, I'd freak out because someone is fucking selling plushies of me
That's really fucked up, anon
>>126752908
Just use the other option you dork
>>126754392
>TFW when you are a mere 19.5 cm and don't even have a youtube channel
i want to kiss him
>>126754719
my hand slipped
why will this general never die
we said it was dead two threads ago please
let me leave mr bone's wild ride
>>126754804
Kiss them both 5 times.
>>126754743
I'd say so, details is pretty gross and frisk's face is super cute in that. Of all the things to come from tumblr, this art style is my favorite.
>>126754174
I wouldn't say reverse all of it, but at least some of these need to be switched.
>>126754686
POSSIBLY if I was a cute shota goat but I'm not so no
>>126754730
and the full
>>126753975
This makes me laugh way harder than it ever should.
>>126751034
>rape jokes are never funny
>>126754913
I'm not even a Charafag, but goddamnit, she has some of the best lewds out there.
Give me shitty art requests.
Give me the most awful thing you can think of
>>126754932
stop being a faggot
literally every general bitches constantly about being dead
it's fucking retarded and is actually shitposting
>>126751034
>Agore being black
no don't
>>126754679
Historical wars are one thing, but when it's just random turf fights in small scale with couple of people with heated emotions in charge because people are too afraid or don't understand to overthrow the lead, it's just waste.
>>126754943
DO NOT FUCK THE CACTUS TRANSFORMERI don't really like Chara as a girl but that art is really cute, even the porn is cute.
>>126754885
I did!
And it said to comment!
So I did!
>>126754932
IT NEVER ENDS, BOY.
>>126754101
Hide behind the fountains, kill the dogs with the trophy, then do the same with the bitch, grab her while she's down and kill her. Grab something and throw at the boss twice while circling him and don't let him hit you.
>>126754836
well one minute is better than usual
>>126755042
>only if you punch up
>>126754474
Even this one?
>>126754932
Just leave dumbass
>>126754719
You can't fool me with your reverse psychology!
>>126755071ded
>>126754870
>someone being obsessed enough with you to make a plushie, even more so im becoming famous through plushies
>you can without a problem ask for royalties since he/she is using you as a basis for it
Id take it as a compliment.
Hey you. Yes, YOU!
What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
https://youtu.be/Whhrh1Lgbs4
>>126755068
Toriel shitting out snails in Frisk's mouth
>>126755042
rape joke?
Post morecute Asriel+Frisk.
>>126754865
How about you learn how my big BLACK DICK works first?
I want edgy adult asriel to turn me into his depraved cumslut slave who only exists to serve his cock whenever he asksto be quite honest with you /utg/
>>126755068
Endogeny fetching a stick... Right off a cliff.
>>126755068
Mettaton pouring boiling hot oil into Burgerpants' urethra with a funnel
>>126755109
Darnit, that was Hotline Miami 1!
Pardo, you're fucking drunk, go home!
>>126755206
>Morrowind OST
Mah niggah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxbL01zCuG0
>>126755154
not even gonna lie this one gave me a boner
i don't even like regular sans fanart but this
>>126755206
You groove you lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhMt92h7_Wo
>>126755284
this!
holy fuck i need this
no homo
>>126755068
Undyne smooching Joseph Stalin
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7dlWMxxJcA
I bought Transistor on sale yesterday; it's fucking incredible
>>126755094
What's the blog? I dunno where to find it. I've gone through seemingly all of the chara art on tumblr and I didn't stumble across it.
>>126755218
you can find that on e621
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJbdGF-8Jtg
This is your fault, /utg/Any updates to this comic? I only read the first 2 pages
>>126754101
Throw the literal shit over the fog wall to poison and cheese him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VyzySNoXgA
>>126755318
how
>>126755302
To be fair, Endogeny can fly.
So...
>>126755284I know the feel, man. Just fuck me up, familia.
>>126755090
The thing is, historical wars make up an overwhelming majority of all combat deaths, still today.
The sad part about most larger wars is that either one or both sides have a huge amount of indoctrination, brainwashing and shit prospects for the people involved. This usually spills over and burns everything around it to the ground.
Wars don't even really benefit the people who appear to profiteer from them, they merely give them a temporary bonus which is then lost as easily as it is acquired.
It's certainly a waste but it doesn't really seem like any nations are very interested in avoiding them, just distancing their locations away from their assets.
>>126753450
Eh. Thanks for trying?
>>126755196
>and then, when you're wake up next morning, you have home made pancakes waiting for you on the kitchen
>when you live alone
Spoiler alert, it isn't as cool as you'd think.
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2xVZelRJdU
>>126755284
We all do Anon. We all do.
Deja Vu.
>>126754708
I don't know and we'll never know
>>126755451
Not with snails
>>126755443
http://buttlullaby.tumblr.com/post/131518914588/fuck-the-cactus-transformer
I just searched for "cactus" in my history.
In my first playthrough, in how much time can I realistically finish the game?
>>126755068
papyrus doing a drive by shooting on frisk
papyrus smoking weed
grillby killing gaster with a shotgun in his bar
sans crashing a planewith no survivor
>>126755363
How about this clever fellow?
>>126755503it's just an early sketch, I'll have to ink it and color it
>>126755469
No, all the shitposting got to the write and his girlfriend the artist so they decided to stop.I was really looking forward to seeing it completed, but oh well, cant have nice things.
1-5 Draw something
6-0 Play vidya
>>126755469
>4th panel
fuckin' kek
>>126755206
>Road most traveled
Best Morrowind track, hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYyVQ2cBXc
>>126754326
fewer accidental babies
>>126755284
>>126755404
>>126755481
>>126755486
>>126755528
Goat is submissive, chums.
>>126755731
COLBIRB
>>126755652
It's super short, like 4-6 hours if you do it all at once. That's how long my friend took when I had him play it.
>>126755731
Yung Venuz from Nuclear throne and Muffet hanging out
With lots of money, ofc
>>126755469
2 whole pages in 2 weeks
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18516166
>>126755808
Well now I'm disappointed.
Still love the goat though.
>>126754894
me too
>>126755731
ROOOLLLL
>>126755808
Girls don't dig submissive, so they made him dominant, dumbo.
>>126754150
SPOILER THAT SHIT ASSHOLE IM PLAYING HOME NOW
>>126755694
stop
this shouldnt make me horny
post normal booby an d stuff
>>126755507
>not having an army of obedient idiots
>not using them if they are that stupid
>not just making them commit ritual suicide if they get too troublesome
Anon, its like you dont know how to handle power suddenly placed in your lap.
all i want for christmas is ice cap
>>126755808
Edgegoat is whatever you want him to be, desu senpai
>>126756007
>only girls like dominate partners
kek
>>126756029
its a random fight in the middle of nowhere with no context
>>126755808
>Fuck me you fuckboi
>uh...ok Frisk
>>126756007
Yeah. "Girls."
>>126756048
Shit taste or best taste? You think about that.
>>126756048
source?
L E I T M O T I F S
>>126754943
>>126755094
>>126755443
>>126755596
but that vore tho
>>126756048I liked that fic WAY more than i should have
>>126756202
Yeah. Girls.
>>126756080
Not if they're fucking crazy
Or, y'know, if you have some semblance of conscience.
>>126756227
On the shitty edit? I did that in MS Paint.
On the lewd? Nebulatower. It's on E6.
>>126756227
Nebulatower
>>126753248
I did another lads
>>126755489
Wars changed a shitton during the first and second world war. I'd like to think that the world is slowly learning that you don't gain anything in gunned conflict, and those who try it will eventually perish. Even if people aren't aware of this, leaders are.
How long do you think Isis will last, for example?
There's far more effective ways to gain power nowadays, and part of the reason for that is because everyone's becoming so good at war. In times of yore, armed soldiers just slaughtered villages and it would took days, maybe weeks before the word of such a breach could even get around. Now, even the most effective attack is faced with immediate retaliation. Even nukes would be.
>>126756278
Yeah. "Girls."
>>126755731
roll, pls don't make me draw
>>126756202
>>126756135
The person in the image is a girl. Mostly guys like Asriel, but the artist was the one girl in the entire universe to like gote. What I'm saying is girls don't dig submissive people.
>>126756249
jewish mouth
>>126756048
That fic will hold a permanent place in my heart. And in a hidden folder on my desktop.
>>126755871
>Yung Venuz
#verifyvenuz
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeOSLwsSLk
>>126756250what? where?I can't see any
>>126755972
>>126756382
EVERYBODY drawin' now
Should I draw too?
Confess your Sinsalso if anyone could post Pope Sans? that would be great.
>>126756362
Yeah. Girls.
>>126755318
okay....but why.................................
also not quite but u get what i gid
>>126755731
Posting because I need to draw
Post best OTP
>>126756561
http://buttlullaby.tumblr.com/image/133883341358
http://buttlullaby.tumblr.com/image/133647679778
fuuuuuuuck i meant to say gore not vore
>>126756572
What is wrong my child? Have thy lost thy shepherd? Confess thy sins to me and god shall forgive
>>126756572
http://pastebin.com/hESGYx68I cant be motivated to finish
>>126756250
No it's not.
Trust me, I know vore.
>>126751034
Wait, that secondary just fixed his shit after being yelled at?
That's awesome!
>>126756687
>what? where?
>I can't see any
>>126756562
>>126756654
>three 2's and a 4
Let's collaborate. What should we draw guys?
>>126755206
https://soundcloud.com/thisisjbird/breaktime
TEM
>>126756840
I have no clue. All I draw is Undyne. I like her.
She's cool as a sea cucumber.
>>126756517
thx gun god
>>126752670
>8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth
>tfw 4.75" bone pressed, with only 4.25" of girth
>>126751034
this needs to go up on tumblr
>>126756687
You first
>>126756687
blushing and barefoot.
>>126756652
Thank you, I shall forever cherish this image
coaty chara
>gote infighting
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Gote is forwhatever you like him as, now hold hands and enjoy your gote as fellowmen.
>>126755658
he looks like a shitty au
>>126757156
chubby chara!
post remixes
https://soundcloud.com/riccoharver/megalovania-rmx
>>126757234
royal chara!
>>126757246
das a good one
>>126757176
As long as there's gote I am satisfied.
>>126757004
7x5.5 here, kill yourself you low test faggot
Do not read this.penusNow you're gay, that's my attack.
>>126757156
>>126757234
>>126757312
Needs Giant Chara.
>>126757234
Anon, don't shitpost with your own drawing.I had no clue you were actually a chub charafriend the whole time
>>126756687
there can only be one
>>126756992
http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=r2ZIdmfMc5o&s=yt
thread theme
>>126757004
Hey, in 20 years when custom grown organs and such are a thing, then you can have a dick so big it can't fit in your pants. Just keep your chin up.
>>126757352But what if I was already gay
im going to bed, gonna finish this pacifist tomorrow. Genocide was tiring. Just finished the undyne hangout.
>>126757004
>>126757350
How do you check for girth
>>126757183
that is excellent.
>>126757312
>>126757374
>>126757468
Double gay.
Now suck my dick.
>>126757234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SurVcC2CLog
>>126757374
SMALL! SMALL CHARA!
>>126751524
I'll never be able to see absorption as anything but extremely painful after watching the thing
>>126757312
Carry chara!
>>126757376I'm more of a T n' A kinda guy but someone commissioned chubby Chara sooo[/spoiler[
tHiCk
Do you think Toriel rules over snails with an iron fist and proclaims herself as their queen?
Do you think she listens to their cries and their begging for mercy and then simply giggles to herself like a naughty child stealing cookies?
Do you think she makes them beg for their lives before eating a smaller one that aren't as good for snail pie? Do you think she does it to torture the others left alive?
Do you think she gets giddy with excitement and hums songs to herself as she tracks these snails down and then trots off to bake another lovely pie?
>>126757246
https://soundcloud.com/lavalampghost/tem-go-2-carnivl
>>126757541
tape measure around penis
>>126757464
>20 years
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Doctors-set-for-first-penis-implant-in-US
>>126757583I sucked your dick.That's my attack.
>>126757246
https://soundcloud.com/archdiggle/undertale-temmie-get-money-for-colege
>>126757689
I doubt it. My dick isn't wet or anything.
>>126757629I just meant that you shitposted about it and enjoyed it too
Part 18 is finished and with it chapter one comes to a close.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/136140874435/a-year-every-minute-pt-18
For those of you who missed my shit yesterday, here's the link to the chapters.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135678724500/a-year-every-minute-chapter-list
In today's episode, the family is complete.
>>126757583
But sucking a dick would mean that I'mstraight
>>126757770
I'm just that good.
>>126757629
Shitpost fuel Chara!
>>126757246
this is the best one i've found so far
https://soundcloud.com/napemango/tunak-tunak-mettatun
>>126757665
Toriel can vore my dick
>>126757962
Nice one chara
>>126757183
thanks nowcrash the plane
AU where depending on the type of run, Frisk and Chara carry each other in baby pouches on their backs
>>126757940
Crossover Chara!
>>126757629
Carried Chara!;_;
>>126757183
Who put orange slices in his eyes?
Have you had sex with your goat partner today, /utg/?
remember this flowe
>>126751843
Such a weak way to Pronounce it,Considering They are such a Genocidal Figure
![[HorribleSubs] Undertale - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.58_[2015.12.11_00.36.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rv0eHAs.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Undertale - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 06.58 [2015.12.11 00.36.23]")
>>126758192
I'll never forget
>>126758080
Shitty Chara! Still a good Chara!
>>126757665
stop
toriel is for cute
toriel is not some kind of cruel vore snail dictator
>>126758142
If I had a gote partner to bang I wouldn't be in this thread, now would I?
>>126758268
Gasoline Chara!
>>126758142
I'm about to.
>>126758192
>flowe
wooo
>>126758279
>implying
>>126758083
I laugh but it's not funny.
>>126757570
Undertale didn't have enough bosses
>>126758314
Short shorts Chara!
>>126758142
>tfw no gote to sex
Stop rubbing in these wounds.
>>126758352
do not do this
>>126756840
I'll draw a crossover.
>>126758314
Not Chara!
>>126758384
why does that image look lewd even though it isnt?
>>126758192
I want Flowey tobullyme!
>>126758435
>I'll draw a crossover.pardo x undyne pls
>>126758389
Rude Charathat stole their brother's facepaint and face edge design it looks like!
There is not enough art of Mettaton's ass to justify dreaming about it so much.
>>126758142
>tfw no gote partner
>>126757384
>Pizza pi
Oh fuck I feel so old
Well?
Do you?
>>126758515
>Pardofags have been pushing their agenda for weeks
>still no crossover art
kek
>>126758389
something Chara!
>>126758537
Face sitting Chara!
>>126758610
>Penis
>>126758610
Chara's cute no matter what.
>>126758538
But there is.
Only Chara in the code Chara!
>>126758610
>edge lord
>shit recolor
>killer
>meme fuel
>penis
no thanks
>>126757887
That was nice, can't wait for the next parts. There's a lot of gote in this thread so it was nice to get some good skeleton content in.
>>126758610
yes,but only ironically
FLOWEY HAVING COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE TIMELINE!!!
FLOWEY LETTING YOU LIVE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUN TO PLAY WITH!!
>>126758736
No, never enough.
>>126758671
this "Chara is a girl" meme needs to stop
>>126758610
I
I'd like to yes.
>>126758671
Sit-facing Chara! They are very important.
>>126758658
Fashionable chara!
>>126758507
me too
Be nice to this skeleton!
>>126758845
I want to be Flowey's plaything!
>>126758845
Flowey being fucking dead.
Because I killed him.
>>126758881
>Shimeji of Chara running around my computer
>Sisters ask who that girl is
If I wanted a penis I'd pick Frick
>>126758890
Confused Chara!
Be free, actual discussion. Image limit is hit. Go free and discuss something.
>>126758832
Glad you liked it. I might get out another tonight depending on if my friends drag me off for videogames.
>>126759078
ANON
Are you
Charanon?
>flowey will never be real
>you will never fug flowey
why live?
>>126759183
flowey is pure
>>126759095
Put that abomination back right now, its shitposting time.
>>126759078
Hi Charanon
last image reserved for human Asgore
>>126759095pardo>frisk>everyone>asriel>>>>>>>>chara
>>126758610
>Chara being a boy
But she's a girl, anon
Prove me wrong
>>126759272
delete this
1-5 Taking shitty requests
6-9 Vidya
>>126758845
>tfw i'll never be floweys toy
>>126759391
A girl can have a penis
we have seeing eye flowey
where is seeing eye chara
>>126759272
Well Chara is smaller than Asriel so of course Asriel would be bigger thanthemanon. And Pardo is an adult.
Although Frisk is smaller than most everyone.
>>126759095
Which Undertale characters that aren't Chara have inflicted self-harm?
>>126759168
>>126759247
Caught me redhanded. Your (You)s fill me with strength. In-fact I even made this thread. The ultimate (You)
Back to drawing
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED, SURVEY TIME ONCE AGAIN
>Favorite character
>Are you a virgin
>>126758881
Chara is probably a girl
does Chara sound like a guy name to you
>>126759391
>implying Chara is canon a girl
>>126759461
Chara crying herself to sleep
Who would be backing up Undyne in a Biggie Smalls style fight in Hard Mode?
>>126759508
Frisk and Chara are the same size, Asriel is shorter than Frisk, therefore he's shorter than Chara.
>>126759591
Toriel
Yes
No regrets
>>126759193
Flowey did everything before getting bored and started killing people. It's not much of a stretch to consider that "everything" could include lewd things.
That plant ain't pure anon.
>>126759479
No. Males have dicks. Females have vaginas. Simple as that.
>>126759461
Burgerpants shitting in a glamburger
>>126759591
Mettaton
No
>>126759591
Undyne.
Ye.
>>126759591
sans_no
>>126759461
Kid Asriel with a whip, whipping a kneeling anon.
>>126759591
Chara
Obviously yes
>>126759461
chara guiding a blind frisk around
>>126759703
ok but consider this: flowey is pure
YEE HAW
>>126759591
Chara
yes because i cant legally fuck 12 year old boys
>>126759523
Probably Alphys. And Flowey has admitted to killing himself a few times.
>>126759591
>Mettaton (Box>EX=NEO)
>Yes.
>>126759461
Flowey if he was a marijuana
>>126759784
flowey is dirty
cuz he's a plant
in the dirt
think about that
his weird plant butt is always touching dirt
checkmate atheists
>>126759797
What kinda vidya
>>126759875
how dare you say this
>>126759618
Punished Manny Pardo, face half-burnt off from the nuke.
>>126759007
>>126759183
>>126759471
Go to shamchat during like comfyhours theres always good rpers
>>126759591
>Asriel
>noStraight tho, goat is just cursed with unholy magic.
>>126759591
Tall angry skeletonfor non-lewd. Chara is for lewd, and in general
yes
>>126759827
If you're a woman you can.
>>126759784
Flowey said a bad word once so he isn't pure
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqxBYTOE7kU
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI0YxxGwr_k
>>126759827
>implying you wouldn't
actually it'd be wise to leave Chara alone sex-wise cause there's a good chance they're a victim of abuse or worse
why else would a kid run away to a mountain full of monsters
>>126760085
but that was so cute and great
>>126760085
He was just being honest with you.
>>126759591
Napstablook
No
>>126759591
>Favourite character
Asriel
>Virgin
Yes, as if you even need to ask
>>126759720
/pol/ pls go
>>126759591
>Asriel
>no
>>126759591
Alphys
Yes
>>126759946That one omega flowey rper is really goodI hope I run into them again
>>126758689
>>126758835
>>126758887
:^)
http://i.imgur.com/1S1PFBO.png
>>126759591
>Asriel
>That alone should answer your question
>>126755206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfbCL-f2QZQ
>>126759591
sans.
yes.
>>126760435
That's not a penis
That's horrifying
>>126759591
Undyne
No
>>126760435
So do you still want me to lick it? I only want to make you happy.
>>126760337
Dude, it's not /pol/, it's biology. Pretty simple. If you have XY chromosomes, you're a boy. If you have XX chromosomes, you are a girl.
>>126760014
gotta love double standards
>>126755206
still listening to >>126757384
but I usually listen to rock/punk/metal
>>126758605
what does pizza pi mean? is it like that ICUP thing
I'm a little sad seeing how many of you are virgins. Stay determined!
>>126760435
Giygas pls go and stay go.
>>126760435
>you will never fellate pure concentrated evil
feels bad man
>>126760435
Now those are some meat curtains
>>126760652
im going to cosplay as asgore and fuck myself a toriel cosplayer
>>126760435
Well, I love tentacles hentai, so I wouldn't have a problem brutally fucking that. Daaamn~
>>126760652
I don't give enough of a fuck to lose my virginity. It can stay there for all I care.
>>126760575
Having a penis and a vagina doesn't mean XY and XX.
There's klinefelters and like a dozen other chromosome disorders where you can have XXY XYY, X0, etc.
http://pastebin.com/gME22FzU
Just posted Chapter 4.
Chapter 5 will be up tomorrow,Remote wars and comfy pizza time, and some other things at the end
>>126760435
If it's impregnable it's worth it
>>126760640
>what does pizza pi mean?
THERAPY
THERAPY
ADVERTISING CAUSES NEEDHey newfriend.
>>126760435
I'm cool with this.
>>126760921
By Tony, I presume?
>>126760780
that didn't sound defensive at all, anon
>>126760786
Having a Y means you're a male, man,
Having none means you aren't.
Example: Klinefelters are males, even if they have XXY.
The ones with X0 (I don't remember the name right now, sorry, I have my biology really rusty) are girls.
The chromosome Y defines if you're a boy or you aren't.
>>126760652
I've done it, it's overrated
>>126761081
Well your wish came true it seems.
>>126761081
lmao
>>126759928
dunno, i bought costume quest during the steam sale, so i'll probably play that
>>126760247
hah, cant make me dev that easily, i'll be a nodev forever!i shouldn't be proud of that
>>126759591
Papyrus.
...no.
But that's okay, then I can show him the ropes.
>Reporting it worked for once
Thank you mods.
Legitimately, thank you.
>>126758257
>tfw there will never be an anime adaption of the pacifist run
at we have that OF transformation video, even if it used lowercase wingdings and gaster for no reason.
>>126759591
>sans
>yes
>>126761106
Yea, my point was that penis/vagina does not 100% of the time dictate boy/girl because there's chromosomal disorders and people born with both.
>>126761236
This means we need a new tactic to reach bump limit.
Surveys were getting stale anyway.
So if mods are gods and dogs are gods, does that mean Annoying Dog erases his own shitposts?
>>126761201
Would you fug your boyfriend if he RP'd as asriel?even if it was me
Wait, what actually got deleted?
Image count is still intact.
in the next thread i demand W.D. Gaster, the man who grooves in bands.
>>126761467
some idiot asking for penis sizes
>>126761405
The tactic is called just fucking talk about the game or whatever shitpost we're doing.
We don't have to fucking rush towards the bump limit.
>>126760337
sup /d/egenerate.
What's the worst headcanon you've ever heard?
>>126761558
My own.
>>126761280
>Anime adaptation of the Pacifist run
>Everyone is happy
>But then, Frisk think to himself about how he should do Genocide run
>Genocide takes place after all of the good stuff
I'd legitimately look at this if they make a anime of Undertale
>>126761558chara being pure.
>>126761558
My own
>>126761405
Well i tried a few times to introduce people to the wonders of SKUB to reach the bump limit, but people seem to have an aversion to that.Filthy anti-skubians.
>>126761558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uV8Hra09JM
>>126761467
The fucking idiot who spams ASL TANGENTIALLY RELATED UNDERTALE QUESTION
>>126761558
Toriel/Sans & Toriel/Asgore
>>126761280
I wonder when /utg/ will get deleted like how /sug/ does
And then possibly never come back cause it doesn't look like Toby is doing more for Undertale
>femanons
no wonder /utg/ is so shit
A new fill in the blanks:
______'s favorite flavor of nicecream is _______
>>126761558
I go into the belly of tumblr for pictures a lot. Honestly there are too many retarded headcanons to even think of one off the top of my head.
>>126761545
>implying
I don't visit that board anymore since our weeb overlord killed it forever, it just ruins my fond memories of fapping to cute japanese schoolgirls with 15 inch cocks
>>126761718
Chara's favorite flavor is nice cream is not-licorice! Can't say chocolate!
>>126761558
That if Asriel was actually real he would give two shits about me...
>>126761692
>implying
>>126761718's favorite flavor of nicecream is spam.
>>126761815
I wanna give Chara licorice.
>>126761685
i've seen this in the related videos in youtube but it looks too stupid to watch. is it worth watching it for a laugh or should i just avoid it?
>>126761692
>being a robot from /r9k/
but yea it's annoying when anons shout about jpw they have a vagoo
>>126761690
Never, if /ksg/ still exists, then /utg/ can still exist.
all that matters is if we care enough
>>126761718
>>126761718's favorite flavor of nicecream is (You)
New Poll, while we reach the bump limit
http://strawpoll.me/6389205
>>126761718
Toriel, snail.
Frisk, vanilla.
Papyrus, spaghetti.
Mettaton, Mettaton.
>>126761884
NO BLEGH
>>126755052
>she
new bread please
need to post image
>>126761558
I think the entire fanon interpretation of Sans can fit into this.
I was sifting through the Undertail tag earlier and the amount of dom!Sans ectotongue clit-throbbing jokes was just horrid.
Does it even count as a headcanon if you didn't play the game and only watched the Sans fight in someone's LP?
>>126761837
>implying
>implying they're not the reason why they refer chara as she because 'they're' suppose to represent the player and not the protag
>>126761558
Asriel can be saved
>>126761884
Red licorice is okay at least
Black licorice is literally poison
>>126761689
>Toriel/Asgore
Fuck off its legit
>>126761968
Only the scum of the earth dislike licorice.Only the scum of scum like black licorice though
>>126761951
I used to say Ch-ara but I managed to get myself into saying Kara.
>>126762071
It's explicitly non-canon.
You're almost as bad as sorielfags.
>>126762071
Sure it was!At least, before their children died.
>>126759591
Asriel
Yes
>>126761889
It's not too cringey. Sort of ridiculous though.
So is this whole Red an OC, or a crossover?
The bossfight is awesome.
>>126762127
"licorice" flavor refers to black licorice, which chara dislikes. So yes, black licorice is atrocious. I hate it too. I don't think there's a single person under the age of 70 who genuinely enjoys black licorice.
>>126762204
>It's explicitly non-canon.
Now youre just talking shit m8
>>126762316
Word of god.
>>126762292
>tfw I do
God damnit, 20 years and I feel old already
>>126762071
WAS legit, darling. Was.
>>126762286
OC.
>>126762204
It's explicitly ambiguous.
Toby joke tweets are not canon.
>>126762385
inb4 'what toby says is wrong' death of the author
>>126759598
i.imgur.com/UdDVSoB.png
>>126762316
>Asgore asks Toriel if they can still be friends
>Toriel says no
Face it, anon. Their ship is dead, just like their son.
>>126762286
It's an OC they made up for the fight, but yea it's pretty good.
>>126762437
>>126762446
nice
>b-but it's just a joke!!!
kill you'reself
>>126762468
I didn't know what I was expecting quality-wise
>>126762446
too slow motherfucker
>>126762446
motherfucker
>>126762446
fuckermother
Ok, I finally beat Sans, I'm on my second pacifist run. Anything in particular I should keep an eye out for? Any vague hints for secret characters?
Has anyone else started saying "they" more? It sounded weird before I played UT and went to these threads, but now it feels natural.
>>126762385
The Toriel/Asgore ship is disliked and not endorsed by Toby, sure, but that doesn't make it explicitly non-canon. His twitter is not reflective of the game's content, which leaves it open. It is unknowable what becomes of their relationship and asserting your opinions as facts makes you look like a shitlord. Let people ship whatever they want, it's not your problem.
>>126762642
You're a monster.
>>126762385
Post source
>>126762501
She also says she will never let you leave
>>126762675
/utg/ constantly reminds me not to use they/them for characters like Undyne and Asgore now and I got called tumblr by a friend for calling him a they
>>126762552
shitty
>>126761951
ITS KA-RA-HAH
>>126762401
>>126762401
>>126762401
apparently there's a new thread
I didn't make it
>>126762680
>shitlord
I hope you're not being serious.
>>126762675
I don't speak english often so I didn't know it was a thing, for a long period I thought the npcs were talking about the player and it's character as two different beings
>>126762737
I never bothered to save his post, someone else should have it.
>>126762680
I like that even toby shits on Asgore "Out of the womb, into the tomb" Dreemurr
>>126762831
nah
>>126762697
Gr8
>>126762779
>>126762675
>Call villager in SSB4 "they"
>Friend gives me snarky look and says "They? Really?"
Man I can't help it if there's multiple villager genders ;_;
>>126762938
it got deleted as you made that post
are you a mod
>>126762642
when you get to sans' judgement, reload the game and keep talking to him.
>>126762675
They has always been used for persons of unspecified gender, such as "If someone come's, greet /them/ in a polite manner". Using it as a pronoun for a known character isn't weird at all for me.
>>126762675
I've always done it a lotwhich apparently pisses off some of the more self-victimizing trans peopleand recently I've ever seen people on /v/ get mad about it when I bum around there.
>>126762675
I've always used they as a pronoun. I have yet to run into anyone getting unnecessarily pissy over it though.
>>126762989
nah
>got warned for responding to that guy's dick question
>>126762967
>All of my friends ended up becoming SJWs
>2 of them are "trans" (one legit, the other always changes it. Used to be "genderfluid," now a boy??)
>1 of them is "agender" and gets offended at the use of any pronouns other than they
>They all have tumblrs and are legitimate SJWs
Why did my life end up this way. Is this what I get for hanging out with the artsy nerds / band geeks when I was younger?
>>126763318
you need to kill them,partner
>>126763318
Get different friends.
if every character had a kissing booth who would be the most crowded utg?
>>126763318
have you considered that you might be the one who's wrong
>>126763318
Time to RESET
>>126763396
Frisk. He's got the moves.
>>126763396
toriel
chara
asriel
mettaton
>>126763396
Papyrus, he wants to bathe in a shower of kisses.
>>126763396
Asriel if we're talking about anons.
Frisk if we're talking about actual characters in the game wanting to kiss other characters.
Or maybe Undyne.I would be first in line if Papyrus had one.
>>126763396
Papyrus. Who wouldn't smooch that skeleton?
>>126763396NapstablookBecause Mettaton funnels everyone to their booth with sweet talking and/or threats if they refuse
>>126762967
Literally just use the gender of the given villager or its player.
>>126763396
Metaton, then Frisk
>>126763318
>>>/soc/
Tell them they're being retarded nicely and given them an ear to vent on if necessary if they matter to you. Otherwise ultimatum them and get new friends if they refuse to see common sense.
>>126763396
Obviously Frisk's
because his kissing booth turns out to be the entire area the kissing booth event is being hosted in
in this world, its KISS OR BE KISSED
>>126763396
Sans, Mettaton, Frisk for memes.
>>126763567i'd fight you for that position anon
>>126763318
you need better friends, anoni'm currently available, if you don't have any better optionswho am i kidding, anyone's a better option than me
>>126763379
But my crippling social anxiety doesn't want me to.
>>126763413
I never complain about this in person, and I actually share some of their opinions. It's just the whole "gender is a social construct and if you're a cis boy then you're literally garbage uwu" and "KILL ALL COPS THEY'RE SCUM" and worship of anyone that isn't white that annoys me, so I like to complain about it anonymously from time to time.
>>126763396
>implying I'm sharing
I'll snatch her from the booth and keep her for myself:^)
>>126763396
Napstablook
>>126763734Mouth fight?
>>126763842HECK YEAH
>>126763772
How old are you and your friends, Anon?
>>126763753
Thank you, that's really sweet to say.
>>126763625
We've discussed it before, but I'm too timid to say anything that goes completely against their hivemind views.
Oh, I forgot the glorification of mental illness. Two of them go on and on about their ~~anxiety~~ and how their parents are sooooooo mean and whatnot, when I know for certain that neither of those things are true. One claims to be "triggered" by teeth. As in, even pictures with teeth in them.
NEW BREAD
>>126764236
PLEASE WAIT FOR BUMP LIMIT.
>>126764236
Wait for bump limit, for god's sake, it's just 45 posts away
>>126761106
There is actually such a thing as a Y-woman - a woman with XY genotype but the Y is silenced, leading to a physiological female.
>>126764292
BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD
>>126764164
I recently turned 18, and most of them are 18 or almost there. So I guess it could be considered childish stupidity, but after a few years, it just wears you down.
>>126763852we'd settle it the old fashioned way. it's up to you to decide what that means.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LEITMOTIF /UTG/
>>126763582
I would smooch him twice for everyone man or woman who would not smooch him at all!!!
>>126764403
Most people go through this type of dumb shit at that age. Typically you grow out of it around 23 or so at the latest I would say. Once you get out of highschool and go to college or into the workforce you'll drift away from the people that were never really big "friends" to begin with, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>126764527
Your Best Friend of course
>>126764527
memory
>>126760786
>>126761106
>>126764335
Genetic defects don't count anyway
>>126764527whats a leitmotif?
>>126764527
Mettaton's.
>>126764527
Your Best Friend
>>126764527
Anything with Your Best Friend in it.
>>126764568
my nigga
very important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6389484
>>126759591
>Papyrus
>yes, I'm almost a wizard
>>126764606
I FUCKING LOVE LEITMOTIFS
THEY'RE LIKE A THEME IN A SONG THAT GOES INTO OTHER ONES
LIKE "YOUR BEST FRIEND"'S MELODY PLAYS IN SAVE THE WORLD AND FINALE
>>126764335
Interesting. How is it silenced, anyway? I mean, the genes aren't read right or what? Maybe isn't a chromosomical problem but a hormone problem. Can you give me a link to see it, anon?
>>126764606
A recurring musical theme.
They're Radiation's bread and butter and he ramped them up to 11 in the game.
>>126764606What's a google?No seriously, just take one fucking moment to google the god damn thing before making a stupid postIt's literally easier than filling out a captcha
>>126764698
>no "every dog is best dog" option
your poll is shit.
>>126764527
Ruins, because it shows up on Undyne's themes and in "An Ending"
>>126764765
it doesnt matter that much anon, it's helping us get to bump limit faster. but your post also helped, and so is this one.
>>126762012
Wrong, the first people who started insisting Chara was a "she" were waifufags thirsty for another shitty yandere waifu.
>>126764903
An Ending is the saddest song in the game I don't care what anyone says
>>126764895
only one can win
>>126764948
chara's adetermination
>>126764527
Heartache
>>126764981New Home
>>126765043
Nah man
>>126765043
That's just Undertale
>>126764981
It is, but it's so beautiful, anon.
>>126764981
I agree with you, that one and It's Raining Somewhere else.
An Ending is pretty underrated though.
>>126765000
Trips confirm the truth.
>>126764981It is indeed one of the saddest ones.
>>126761558
Mute Nonbinary Frisk.
flowe
>>126764981
>Not 'Memory'
>>126765279
flowey daisuki
>>126765252
no
New thread when?
>>126765043
That's the most emotional song for me
But I think An Ending might be sadder just because of Undyne's Neutral death scene
>>126765279
a cute
>>126765285it is sad, but not really the saddest one.
NEW
BREAD
NOW
>>126765432
You better not spam up the new thread with random offtopic images, m8.
>>126765603
i wont
>>126765432
HOPE THE NEW BREAD IS THIIIIIICK
I want toyou thought this was something lewd, didn't you? baka
>posts keep getting deleted
>this close to bump limit
The janitor can go fuck himself
https://join.skype.com/u8drJeBaAz6X
the skype group is really dead
give us activity
>>126765701
I thought it was gonna be aboutfeeding canned peaches to Papyrus.
Is this okay
>>126765721
Let it die already.
>>126759591
Undyne, no. But it has been a few years, so I am an honorary virgin.
>>126765769
Here we go again
>>126765513
CRATEANON IS PURE
>>126765816That's not how it works and you know it.
>>126759591
Asgore, I don't really know.
I don't think blowjobs count as losing my virginity?
???
>>126766436
>I don't think blowjobs count as losing my virginity?
Depends. How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>126766436
Generally people consider losing one's virginity to be if you've cum in a human's pussy/asshole or if a human's cum in your pussy/asshole
Most would say that blowjobs and bestiality don't count
>>126766436
I would personally say that any kind of sexual contact with another human being makes you not a virgin but opinions vary.
>>126763396
Undyne
Wanna fuck that fish
>>126759591
sans
no
>>126763396
Who's the audience?
>In-game
Mettaton/Toriel
>/v/
Asriel/Alphys
>Tumblr
Sans/Mettaton
>Entire fanbase
Papyrus/Toriel
>Skips having a booth and runs around making out with everyone randomly
Frisk
>>126751745
character less "cter"
>>126764716
Can't link because mobile, but XX females' cells typically silence one of the X chromosomes, as only one copy is needed for function and multiple active copies leads to genetic disorders. In males, this does not occur, as the Y chromosome and the X chromosome remain active. In rare cases, an XY individual will accidentally have their Y silenced as though it were an X early in development, leading to a lack of proper Y expression, meaning a lack of male features.
