''MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! '' Edition
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Life is Strange is an episodic interactive drama from DONTNOD Entertainment. Set in the Pacific Northwest in the town of Arcadia Bay, the player follows the story of Maxine Caulfield and her seemingly newfound ability to turn back time. At the prestigious Blackwell Academy, Max must prepare with Chloe Price for the incoming storm of returning to her hometown after five years. Available on Steam, PSN and Xbox Live.
>Official Website:
http://lifeisstrange.com
>Steam:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319630/
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanlisg
>/lisg/ Permalink:
http://orph.link/lisg
>FAQs, Old Threads/Strawpolls, Soundtrack/Music & Leaks:
http://orph.link/lisgarchive
>/lisg/ Community Written Fan Fiction:
http://orph.link/story
>/lisg/ Content Producers:
http://imgur.com/a/DOAKn
>Strawpolls:
http://strawpoll.me/6033385
http://strawpoll.me/6049599
http://strawpoll.me/6050066
http://strawpoll.me/6071082
http://strawpoll.me/6089148
http://strawpoll.me/6089453
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http://strawpoll.me/6180560
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Cunts:) a shit
Post homos
>>126705668
morning cunt :)
>>126705827
>>126705921
Why do these pics have to be at the start of every thread? They're not sweet and cozy at all.
>>126705921
>>126705991
it's tradition
Stop bullying Kate!
>>126705668
Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe
After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!) (thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't doe,or butterfly,bluejay or even shit.
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's Chloe just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>Chloe has to die thing comes true, Cemetery scene explained with that.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it.
>Epilogue: Use ur imaginations:)muh budget
>>126706435
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
No OTT ending :(
>>126707463
>Kate will never teach you the glory of God
;_;
I want to play a nice cozy Kate game where she helps the community of Arcadia Bay and cuddles Alice.
>>126708307
>kate will never ask for cuddles
why even fucking live
I am baaack
I really can't live without this general
Every other general sucks, this is the only nice place.
oh no
general is ded
>>126709290
Welcome back, anon.
Are there any other pictures of Max and Kate with cute fluffy tails?
>>126709709
http://lifeisfineandnothinghurts.tumblr.com/post/129542997606/i-feel-bad-not-putting-out-any-comics-in-a-while
Nipple warning though
>>126710196
That is sinful!
>>126712140
What would Kate think if there was an alternate timeline where her counterpart was a punk?
>>126712309
I think Kate would want you to stop shitposting.
>>126705668
Awesome picture Cunts :^)
I want to _____ Chloe
>>126714220
Hug
No, /lisg/, NO!
Where my cuteposters at?
>>126716698
>>126716698
>>126716698
That phrase makes my head explode
>>126716698
>>126716698
>>126717648
>>126717869
That bunny must feel uncomfortable with a representative of "fucker that eats you" on top.
Btw, if I snap a photo of the ghost doe at the high entropy area (i.e. the places where stuff goes to rot), does it appear on the photo afterwards or not? I can't remember...
>>126716698
>>126718129
It's invisible in the journal photo. That was a neat little attention to detail on the devs part.
>>126718129
It doesn't.
>>126718230
Fu... , that went right over my head ... thanks anon.
But then we have two ethereal beings: ghost does (visible to Max only) and higgs field butterflies (visible to even Polaroids).
Dontnod, please, wtf!
>>126705668
I am putting together a flowchart (a-la-/mu/) of music similar to LiS
Currently working on a few different thoughts for the flowchart. If you guys have any ideas, please share. Current plan is 3 categories; Victoriaish, slowcore, and indie pop. To bad I have literally no motivation to work on it...
Pastebin of collected (unsorted) songs so far:
http://pastebin.com/MJrjdDpe
whoops, missed a thread
If you want to contribute, please contact me on steam, or reply to this post.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048865860
not-so Current Pastebin of game's music/progress:
http://pastebin.com/LaUcnMej
Thanks to photoshopgril for putting together the background image and the second chart,
polaroidgril for assembling the album covers/artist names/etc. onto the background image,
Dr. Zaius for helping in general.
I have a torrent of all the games music, Morali's OST, the Vortex Club party, all the licensed songs (most in lossless format), and all the albums they were taken from.
Magnet link:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4AF55CE2E1F48771E92E4CCE8E92156EC6A96152&dn=various+artists+life+is+strange+ost+2015&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337
https://kat.cr/various-artists-life-is-strange-ost-2015-t11495485.html
Alternative download on MEGA, if you get it from here, please add the files to your torrent folder to facilitate easier downloads for others.
https://mega.nz/#F!LtpkTbhD!hjUsXMHSdmQTvzYFz3H7_w
Spotify playlist of the licensed music here:
https://play.spotify.com/user/pieisablessing2me/playlist/0hlcayMf9otvePDw2MZ6qk
>>126718898
Oh look it's time to plug!
https://lifeistriangular.wordpress.com/2015/12/24/life-is-triangular-christmas-special/
Read my fanfiction!
By the way Winnie I have a couple nice songs for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlsBPH8O7q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05BHuCvzDU
>>126718898
Excellent!
>>126718898
Clementine player throws out quite a few errors on the files :-)
Whose fucking idea was it to word the final choice of this game 'Sacrifice Chloe' 'Sacrifice Arcadia Bay'? Surely it should be 'Sacrifice Chloe' 'Refuse to Sacrifice Chloe'.
If you refuse to push the fat man off the bridge to stop the train, you're not 'sacrificing 5 people'.
>>126722131
'Sacrifice Arcadia Bay' implies fatalities will occur (most likely including other people Max cares about) and we can see there are multiple corpses in the bae ending. Phrasing it as 'Refuse to Sacrifice Chloe' downplays negative consequences (if not outright suggesting that none take place) and there wouldn't be a reason for the player to make a choice at all.
>>126722131
Recently on Battlestar Galactica
"Chloe may be a Cylon"
> Throw Chloe out of the Airlock
> Let Cyclons destroy Could 9
Both actions are unrelated. Choose wisely.
>>126722131
yeah it should of been 'save' either of them. It feels unfair to Max to pin the blame of the storm on her since she didn't exactly get a fucking warning manual with her powers.
I just beat it, still feeling pretty sad. I saved Chloe because I felt it's not Max's place to decide Chloe's fate, and it sure as hell isn't fair to lay the weight/burden of what happens on either of their shoulders.
>>126722794
>there wouldn't be a reason for the player to make a choice at all.
the whole scene prior to the choice is sufficient to warn the player what will happen if you don't sacrifice her
>>126722794
>>126722131
>sacrifice (v): give up (something valued) for the sake of other considerations.
>synonyms: give up, abandon
>abandon
>'I will never abandon you Chloe'
checkmate atheists
Just watch movie The Butterfly Effect. Literally identical story and you'll save like 20 hours.
On a sidr note I wish this game was made by a Japanese dev. They really know how to make these mindfuck stories.
>>126723853
Like Stein's;Gate, with more american friendship
>>126722131
someone here suggested wording it as "Focus on the photo" v "Tear the photo" would have worked better
>>126724154
Tearing a Polaroid is hard though.
Btw, where does Max get the Polaroid photo raws from in 2013? eBay? I mean she has a wall full of those (and doesn't Victoria too because of lazydev?)
>>126724418
Not sure whether the chemicals in there are still functional
I remember these from my youth ;_;
>>126724154
Yeah I like this. The whole 'Sacrifice' terminology makes things weirdly emotionally distant.
>>126724418
ebay, amazon, there's quite a few places to get them. I think she used the money she got from her parents at the start of the year to stock up.
Now I know why natural disasters happen.
>>126724418
>doesn't Victoria too because of lazydev?
Victoria has a lot of stuff similar to Max's room.
The picture wall has different photos.
>>126724418
Impossible Project makes new Polaroid film but its not "instant" like Max's is, I have some and it takes 30-40 minutes to develop. All Polaroid film would be expired in 2013 too.
>>126725013
That's actually ok
> Bears are different enough (I didn't have a bear at uni, I was just lonely)
> Both like chocs (hopefully not the vile Hershey stuff)
> Clothes are copied but okay with that
> No polaroids for Victoria although Max's photos do repeat
> Same books probably normal: Jefferson would say "get this book because we will be working with it" (do kids still use books nowadays?)
>>126725535
It develops "by itself" too? I remember you had to keep them warm, too (I think).
I actually have no Polaroids left im my photo stash, where have they all gone?
>>126725854
IP film has to be in darkness for the 30-40 minutes but its essentially the same as real Polaroid film, just slower developing.
>>126723853
>I want Yoko Taro (Drakengard, Nier) to remake Life is Strange.
A man who has created a game chapter devoted to killing children, nukes, apocalypse by evil clones, a lady who eats babies, and so on.
If he remade LiS, the game would have 10 different ending and New Game + where you have to delete your save file to get the true ending. I could only dream. ;;
Yes, that's a real photo of him. kek
>>126726156
>Yes, that's a real photo of him. kek
Damn it.
>>126724148
If only dontnod had decided what they wanted to do.
> The time machine
> Butterfly effect (more like Snapback effect)
> Twin Peaks
> Silence of the Lambs
> Lesbian investigation adventure
> Blood oath
> Ancient indian magic show
> High school drama
> Forced tragic ending
>>126723757
kindly reminder:
>Maxine (aka Max) Caulfield
>She seems like a calm,shy girl but actually she's the most perverted thing you've ever seen.
>After she came back from another reality, she said that on her journal ''i wanted to kiss her again/or i regretted that i didn't kiss her''
>After she escaped from the dark room she's trying to find 'party photo' so she can save the blue chick.
>During the goddamn storm she sees a newspaper, and she's wondering go on a date with blue chick. pay attention DURING THE GODDAMN STORM.
>After these events they end on a beach
>She faints
>Sees nightmare during the GODDAMN STORM
>Dark Room scene comes..
>Nightmare turns into the porn
>Blue chick flirts and kisses everyone, dances with her underwear and shit
>She finally wakes up
>Somehow she writes on her journal ''how she fantasizes about Chloe in her nightmare '' DURING THE GODDAMN STORM
yeah these are Max's real feelings
>>126726553
Blame budget
>>126726763
I want to be close to Max to get some of that kamasutra radiation
>>126727397
STOP!
>>126727397
BTFO
>max leaves her best friend chloe in the toughest moment of her life
>never contacts her
>when she comes back chloe is killed on her eyes
>blames herself for the rest of her life
The whole point of the story was to let Max rekindle with Chloe before she died. That way Max will always have her memories of the time they spent together.
>>126705668
It's not Christmas.
>>126727576
>the whole point
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>126726156
I love that guy and Nier. I wouldn't mind a Life is Strange game from him. He would change Jefferson's photo taking sessions into sexual ones. Poor Max, Kate, and Victoria (if she's there). He's really weird and his stories are weird, but that's what gives his games character.I'm excited for Nier: Automata and I love his Emil head.
>>126727576
>The whole point of the story
point of the story?gtfo Michel
>>126727779
That's how it turns out to be in Episode 5. The Prescotts don't matter, Jefferson doesn't matter, Rachel doesn't matter. It's all about the friendship.
>>126727576
You had one job anon...
>>126728037
>It's all about the friendship.
and loveand magicand imagination:)
>>126728239
Butmainly sacrifice and death of the uncomprehending ones
Not to mentionlittle girls taking nerd explanations seriously
>>126725013
The clothes and books are most certainly lazy pastes. Victoria and Max having the same stuff in their closet is blasphemy. I never noticed Vicky's cookies though - the cookie lore thickens!
>>126718898
Maybe you'll like this one:
Swords Project - Immigracion (only source I could find online is: http://www.jango.com/music/The+Swords+Project). Post-rock from Portland. These particular lyrics are pretty LiS-ean.
>>126730325
I didn't even know what "Cashmere" was
Thank you based money-shitting Vicky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashmere_wool
>>126730584
You really didn't? Cashmere is pretty great and cozy.
>>126725013
I noticed that the 3D Printer Victoria is looking at has a doe as the sample statue.
>>126731139
>Maximum Victory AU spinoff episode never
;_;
>>126731139
I'm rather nerdy
Just finished the game, which means I'm allowed to post here now.
Why did the save chloe ending feel so rushed and shit? Really, devs? Max and Chloe just driving out of town with smiles on their faces? wtf? I wish they would have put some effort into that ending.
Also, this is the best song from the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDHnWgVPl0
>>126732025
You are forgiven.
>>126731445
Hah. I bet Victoria's picking that one because it has a qt doe that reminds her of Max.
>>126732351
Because BUDGET PROBLEMS INTENSIFIED
>>126732538
Because of the babydoll tee?
Or she want to print a Voodoo doll to get rid of Ghost Doe which haunts her, too.
>>126732351
Just bae ending was shit? Did you watch the other ending ''butterfly lands, Max smiles creepily with death eyes, screen fades to black''
If you're thinking ''both endings are shit'' then welcome to the club anon.
>>126732878
>BUDGET PROBLEMS
Is there a proof?
>>126732351
It was supposed to be 'subtle and ambiguous' and for the player to 'use their imagination :)' for the things unanswered and the future.
>>126732374
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSacrifice
>>126733034
DONTNODDDDD!!
>>126733369
Kill yourself, autist.
>>126732351
>>126732878
>Used same locations again and again
>Nightmare sequence was very long (used old location again;dorms, Blackwell,stealth part etc.)
>In Bay ending they just added few character models, one different location. They used old locations again
>In Bae ending buildings are still up, roads are pretty well
Episode 5 was completely ''muh budget''
>>126731445
Victoria and Chloe read the same magazine too. Dem copy and paste budget.
>>126733014
Both? Probably wants to use a voodoo doe to keep Max away from her, but it's not working. :^)
>>126733369
Baitfag, please
Nobody cares
Might as well ask what is the tire make on Nathan's car
>>126732351
>>126733706
>Ironically Mark Jefferson is one of the few survivors in the save Chloe ending
He crushed in prison mate.
And probably somebody has already eaten his rotten corpse for staying alive after stormsomeone: who enjoys watching Cannibal holocaust
>>126733369
Warryn pls get out.
>>126718898
No one is seeding this shit on public trackers. Can someone upload these albums to mega or something?
>>126736570
Blind retard.
>“Remember, I’m the dom and you’re the sub, Max.”
>>126736731
Confirmed. Reading is hard for me.
>>126726553
>we told the story we intended to tell
t. Michel "the budgetman" Koch
>>126737018
That's what Victoria thinks, but it's really the other way around.
>>126738128
>those boobs
>that hand
>that signature :^)
>>126732351
You, my friend, need this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN9TucT5gfk
Also, good choice of song. Not my [particular favorite from the game but still very good.
>>126738247
>Hmmm Chloe's not going to pick me up for our date for another twenty minutes.
>What can I do?
>Hey, look.
>Victoria's not here and she left her door open.
>It looks so cozy and nice in here...
>Why don't I stretch out?>FUCK YOU COUCH, NIGGA! BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHERFUCKER!
>>126739954
>>126740356
Poor Victoria.
>>126738128
>freckless Max
one job
>>126732351
God tier taste in music anon.
>>126725013
There are lots of objects in the game which are copy paste jobs. Pretty common in all video games though.
But keep in mind that Victoria and Max are supposed to parallel each other a lot. They're a LOT more similar than we're initially lead to believe, Victoria is like Max's path-untraveled, as we're shown in the alternate timeline where a more confident Max basically takes her spot in the social hierarchy. Even in the original timeline, they both have the same interests, and the same insecurities ... they just express them differently. Max is quiet and kind to the world, but catty and opinionated internally (internal thoughts, her journal). Victoria is catty and openly opinionated externally ... but she's much more reserved and self reflective when we read the "get over yourself" note she leaves herself in the classroom in Ep5, the emails where she feels sorry for Kate, the "cutesy" things we find in her room that she doesn't advertise to the world (her teddy, nerd statuette, being a cookie monster, etc).
We get pissy at Victoria because she spends the games spreading lies and fucking with people's shit. But Max spends the entire game doing literally the exact same thing with her rewind powers. It's just that Max (supposedly) does it for good.
Max = Victoria. Or, rather, Victoria represents a different side of Max's personality. Or some shit like dat.
>>126742537
mental illness
>>126742537
Exactly.
>>126742537
I've also seen people compare Max and Chloe's relationship to Victoria and Nathan's.
Both Chloe and Nathan have issues with their family, drugs, mental problems, etc.
And both are regarded by most in Arcadia Bay as just being no good. But when you get close to them and know them, in the way Max and Victoria know their respective friends, you see that they're not all bad. They may do some really shitty things (And in Nathan's case some outright unforgivable things) but they're still capable of compassion and being good friends.
>>126745229
D-does this mean there is a Maximum Victory version of Chloe and Nathan? D:
>>126745736
I suppose it could be possible in the alternate timeline. Perhaps having Max and Victoria as friends kept Nathan from feeling like he needed someone like Jefferson. If he's more mentally stable and not committing crimes he may be friends with Chloe.
If they got really close then he could use his wealth to help Chloe and her family with the medical stuff, or take her places she otherwise would not get to go. But that's all riding on factors we have no clue about like how Nathan is in that timeline.
>27 unique IPs
el oh el
>>126746445
>>126737018
>That moment when Max touches her shoulder just to get Vicky's attention at the party, and she turns around all freaked out.
> starts saying 'w-we can't be friends'
>Max just keeps saying nice things to her in spite of what Tori's saying back.
>Victoria eventually can't withstand any more, practically melts
>I'll let you boss me around this one time
Max is the doms through kindness.Tori's going to have to work hard to convince her to use that riding crop.
>>126738360
>Chloe has some nice tits
>>126745736
Yup, pricescott.
>>126745736
>>126747958
>>126742537
They actually agree that they are very alike in the Vortex conversation too. But I think more than trying to represent different sides of an alike personality or its expression in different people, dontnod was primarily going for the "have compassion, try to understand other people and don't be hyprocritical" with those parallels.
>>126747958
>>126748174
this is disgusting
>>126747958
>>126748174
That is so wrong. Even as a crackship it's pushing it.
>>126747958
A second after this image, Nathan was on the ground spitting out teeth. And Chloe was rubbing her knuckles while shouting every curse word in the English language.
>>126747958
>>126748174
Wtf.
>Bug a friend for weeks to play LiS
>He finally gets into it
>Loves episodes 1-4
>Hates episode 5 so much that he doesn't want to talk about it with me any more
I can't blame him, but still.
>>126751035
Nice.
>>126747593
My feels.
>>126751035
It's amazing how the flaws with Ep 5 are evident.
There was a definite tone shift and as already discussed there was almost nothing explained or new added to the story. It didn't end, it just stopped.
I wonder if people notice these issues if they're playing the game for the first time in one/ a few sessions.
Waiting months for the finale definitely made it seem like a let down, especially when they took more time to work on it and still make something lackluster. But then again, the delay between episodes is why this game resonated with me: having time to think about it, discuss it, read, etc.
The ride itself was just as memorable as the game, and I'm not sure I would have the same feelings if I had just waited for all the episodes to come out before playing them.
>>126751035
>not spoiling the ending for him, and telling him to quit at the art gallery and never look back
he's right to raeg anon. you had a chance to be a true friend and you fucked up.
>>126741541
>max
one job
>>126747593
>max is the doms
fuck i'm retarded today. those two middle words shouldn't be there.
>>126751889
I think the game's best experience was for completely casual players who never got truly attached to it, even if they played each episode as it released. One or two people I know who did that loved episode 5. One sacrificed AB and said they were just happy with Max and Chloe driving off, slightly broken but together, and for her that was a happy ending. The other sacrificed Chloe and said how sad it was but it was 'destiny'and then asked if I thought Max and Warren would get married. Neither could name any of the minor characters if you asked them.
>>126751889
I marathoned it after a friend bought it for me on Steam, I enjoyed all of it but I definitely can understand that if you played each piece as it came out than ep5 would be a low note to end on. The Dark room took ages to beat but Ep5 only took me about 2 hours. I loved all of it and it got under my skin but I had the advantage of not having to wait for cliff-hangers and not building my hopes up over it (I picked save Chloe since I didn't want to make her the universe's chew toy)
>>126751035
desu that's me IRL
i'm repressing it like a bad uncle.
>>126752531
That filename !
>>126752901
>The other sacrificed Chloe and said how sad it was but it was 'destiny'
How anyone can even say this is beyond me. Max got her power (Or it at least activated) the second she stepped out as Chloe was shot. She didn't try to do anything, but she rewound time. She was in that room, in that corner, in that moment- that is destiny.
>>126738247
>Seattle art expo
Was wondering where the idea where Max was already with Victoria came from.
>>126754327
They probably met there in AU.
>>126755107
well, not at that specific expo seeing as it was in 2003 (when Max was 8). But yeah Victoria's parent's gallery, the Chase Space, is probably where they met whilst in Seattle.
>>126747958
>>126748174
Jaysis Christ boy, even I think that's messed up, and I'm one of the three people that likes Warren.
>>126756528
Fuck, did mentioning his name just now summon you or some shit?
Are you like Bloody Mary except you turn up in generals instead of sleepovers?
>>126756528
>>126757005
tfw no DLC where there's a sleepover and bloddy mary kills victoria and feeds her lungs to Alice
>>126757410
>secret ending
>bay is destroyed by Hurricane Chloe
>but mostly everyone survived, there were just a few deaths and a lot of property damage
>compromise brah, not everything is the end of the world as we know it
>all the main kids that aren't extreme turbo shitheads have to sleep over together in one of the remaining buildings
>Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary
>she actually appears, in telltale's style and everything
>yakety_sax.swf
>>126757410
>tfw no DLC where there's a sleepover and bloddy mary kills Warryn and feeds his lungs to Alice.
Much better.
>>126757867
i though about writing that, but, let's be honest.
who'd invite warren for a sleepover?
>>126757841
10/10
Why the fuck do I feel like I'm dying? My head's hurting, my lungs feel constricted, and I haven't felt any emotion in years.
Did I get hit really fucking hard and don't even remember?
What the fuck
inb4 go to the doctor. I have no doctor other than ER which is miles away and it's night.
>>126758089
just cry anon
>>126758008
Max would because she's nice.
>>126756528
You know, to be fair, I didn't dislike this fucker.
I expected to. I expected him to be useless leechnerd. But he turned out to be there for people in a jam, and generally a pretty solid guy. He wasn't a badass (except in that one scene), but he tried his best, and he seemed to actually give a shit. I almost feel sorry that he didn't have a bigger part, because he'd obviously have done what he could to help.
I wouldn't actually GIVE him a bigger part, unless the game were made longer as a whole, because really the story is about Max and Chloe rekindling their old relationship. But he wasn't bad, and he deserved a little more.
Definitely didn't deserve to in a humongous super storm so I could have my lesbians.
>>126758282
I can't. No feelings, remember.
>captcha is Dynamical illns
OK then. Either I'm in some sort of psychosis or the universe is trying to tell me something.
>>126758365
>max invites warren over for a sleep over
>everyone having the time of their life
>max still taking care of kate's bunny alice
>everyon tells max to let it out
>max obliges
>Alice recognizes the latent intentions of warren towards max, and goes straight for the jugular
>>126758089
just go to the ER
post your playtimes
>>126758089
Dude that sounds like a physical brain problem.
>>126758761
I don't have a car am I supposed to fucking walk the 29 miles that google is telling me it is? With this headache I'd probably have trouble getting out of my pit.
>>126758854
It's definitely not looking good. I've been noticing it for a few days maybe but its been getting more intense every day unless its some kind of psychosomatic response.
Initial googling's a bit useless. I could have anything from sinusitis to brain cancer to aneurysm and everything inbetween, or it could be nothing.
>>126758948
public transportation or some shit
call somebody to drive you or just walk you pussy
>>126759195
Christ.
I can't really public transport it it's all closed down for the night. I will have to walk it. Maybe call a taxi or something if any are still up. FUcking hell
>>126758819
>>126758819
At like 15 hours.
Going to do a replay some time in January to get all the optional photograps andsave Kate
>>126759330
Good luck anon, I hope your brain is okay
>>126758819
7 hours. I played the first 3, watched the 4th one get played on twitch while away from home, and saw the immediate reactions to 5 and decided to selectively watch a playthrough of it instead.
>>126760342
Phones are down, hiking it is.
>I know that it is freezing but I think we have to walk
>I keep waving at the taxis they keep turning their lights off
Is this the end?
>>126760704
If you have a cell phone call 911 (Or whatever # it is if you're not murrican) if things are that bad. I highly doubt you can walk almost 30 miles.
Alternatively, try prayer and rose water. Or bloodletting.
>>126760704
Where the fuck are you from that taxis don't drive at night, you have nobody that could drive you, it is freezing, phones are down (use the internet? handy?) and apparently you can't get an ambulance to get you?
It's like you are supposed to die, anon.
>>126758640
YESSS
They aren't a couple btw. Thus kind of friendship us better than any kind of romantic relationship.
>>126760704
Another anon bites the dust. /lisg/ is cursed!
>>126761513
I'd like to see you go up to one of those cute elderly couples and tell them their relationship is shit because they're married instead of being platonic besties.
>>126761513
Whom are you referring to?
Man, Mari really, REALLY loves Chloe. Every time she even says her name she says it with such passion.
>>126761163
Fuck it im gonna walk
>>126761231
I live about 25 miles from the nearest city and the hospital is the other side of that city. Rural england will do that to you. I can't call at the moment, no mobile (cell) because poor and house phone lines are down (see: england)
I live alone atm and am not very close to anyone at all let's put it that way
and theres no heating so I've taken to sleeping in the warmest part of the house which is a sleeping pit in one of the old bedrooms that technically isnt mine
I'm going have to write down all the directions off google and pray I can read them after dark with only a torch
>>126762220
what the fuck anon, what part of bongland do you live in?
>>126762410
quite near the border with wales
>>126758819
> Playing Ep3 because I want to rekindle dem feels
> Lisa drowned
> Alice is noshing on carrots
> Beautiful full moon outside
> Yeah, with a full moon, fat chance having an eclipe, the moon is on the wrong side of the Earth for that to even happen...
> Wait a minute...
> We are Wednesday October 9, 2013
> I have a bad feeling about this
> Download moon phase calendar
> See this pic related
DONTNOOOOODDD!!!!!!!
>>126762771
anon I really think you should go home and just try to go to sleep, and get the bus/train in the morning
>>126761865
The universe wants us to die.
(It's still pretty warm in Central Yurop, anon must be North of the Baltic)
>>126762771
Just ask a neighbor FFS or are people too paranoid in UK because of refugees and stuff?
Don't die on me /lisg/
I hope I will see you in the morning.
Cranking it up to 11 is for laterin my life
>>126763276
>neighbour
I dont have those
anyway I went out fucked around for maybe 20 minutes and then gave up. Its too fucking far and the ground's all fucked so it'll be even harder. Literally the only light is from my old ass 1970s torch.
I'm going to have to call a taxi in the morning or something.
I'm worried that if I go to sleep I won't wake back up though.
i want tohugvictoria
>>126764681
Don't sleep for the night.
>>126764681
listen to some soothing music and try to calm down a little, if you haven't died yet you'll be fine until the morning
>>126764439
We're gonna make it, anon.
All the way to season 2 when we get to see Max and Chloe go on their road trip!;_;
>>126764681
If you're scared to sleep then stay up with us. Or put on some loud music.
And don't use WebMD to try to figure out what;s going on, it will just make it seem like you're dying of something horrible.
>>126764681
Call your version of 911, anon.
>>126764681
WTF man.
Just call 999
I know NHS is pretty horribad but this seems serious one way or another.
Is it worth buying this game, or should Ipirate it?
>>126765660
stick a cactus up your arse, it'll be a more pleasant experience
>>126765660
Order a helium tank.
>>126765763
>not already having a cactus buttplug in
What do you think I am, a pleb?
>>126765842
I actually got one of those back in October for the Halloween party and it is still mostly full.
>>126766040
Great, now be an hero.
>>126765660
Go for it.
> When playing, play till episode 3.5 or 4
> Decide whether to go on (this action will have consequences)
> Continue if you want to have expectations wrecked
>>126766178
*a hero
>>126765660
If you like episodic choice based adventures, sure. It's pretty excellent for the first 4 episodes. The endings are pretty bad and the conclusion of the whole mystery is LOST tier, but overall it was still worth it just for ep 1-4. But really, if you plan on playing this game, pirated or not, just leave this general and see for yourself unless you want every plot point spoiled for you.
>>126766301
Shut up newshit retard.
>>126766785
>Shut up newshit retard.
Too easy
>>126767046
Shut up retard.
>>126765660
If you read for characters, then yes. If you read for plot, particularly if you sperg over plot details, then no.
>>126768268
Simply epic post.
>>126765169
>All the way to season 2 when we get to see Max and Chloe go on their road trip!
Anon please stop, my heart can't take much more.
>But, someday, I know that you will be awakened...
>And your eyes will finally see.
>These wings on your back are just waiting to guide you;
>The future will soon set you free!
>>126770580
I tried to make Max in Xenoblade X. The character models are awful though so she looked like she had fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>126770353
>There will never be an alternate universe where Chloe corrupts Kate.
