Last time on /ss13g/
>Cockroaches added, horror ensues
>Roleplaying a family with admins happens, Pomf is mother, Nexis is father
>Medbay declared "department of assholes" by the real assholes
>DeadpoolJ has a crush on Sarcalogo
>Man banned for being new and killing a plasmaman, Pomf unbans man and wishes him a merry christmas
>The ethics of Shuttle Murderboners are discussed, no conclusion reached
>Out of whack a clown says "ACK", skeletons come back, the screen fades to black
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
First for waifus have finally died, thank the lord.
pomf llikes penis
>>126552209
What will we do with the surplus of husbandos now?
>>126552302
Gay
Faggot
RRP.
I apologize if that ban was heavy handed. I didn't make the decision on my own as I've been a trialmin for literally two days.
The guy is a righteous tit though. New or not.
>don't immediately call for help when stunned
>don't treat suspicious people like they're acting suspicious as fuck
>expect them to not just murder me and maybe include me in their schemes
>always ends with my head spaced and my body in a locker
fuck you cunts
you're the reason people valid hunt
>>126552502
Who told you to ban that guy for 3 days?
Med bay best bay fuck the haters
Custom burgers are fun
STICK UP HIS ASS TIER
My department head
GREAT TIER
People in my department but not with the same exact job title as me
INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES TIER
People with the same job title as me
NPC TIER
People from other departments
VALIDHUNTER FAGGOTS TIER
Assistants, Silicons
>be quartermaster
>geneticist with superpowers assaults me
>wraps me
>breaks into cargo
>robust him into a welded locker
>put him in the conveyor belt leading outside
>his botanist shitter buddy kills me for this
>whines in radio about how he only just wanted to butcher me instead
>not even an atag
#wow
Admin family 2: Electric Boogaloo
YOUR FATHER:
YOUR MOTHER:
YOUR UNCLE:
YOUR AUNT:
YOUR BIG BROTHER:
YOUR LITTLE SISTER:
YOUR COUSIN:
>>126552302
tfw mai husbando still hasn't noticed me, it's only days before New Year's, and I don't know how to approach them
>>126553010
Borg players must be the absolute worst kind of players in the entire SS13 community. Followed by catbeast players.
>>126552009
>Man banned for being new and killing a plasmaman.
I remember using the Prime sprite for MoMMI once, wander near science and a redhead female roboticist came wailing to me with a toolbox and started trashing me. I knew better and ran away, but the shitter tried it again a few more times.
I felt urges of ban baiting.
>>126553136
stop this shit you whiny faggot. either make a move or stop playing the husbando game.
>>126553162
>Prime sprite
Which one?
>>126553136Who is it?
>>126553162
>People playing redhead females
Oh fucking why.
>>126553162
He was banned for killing two people and being a dick about it.
>>126553010
>assistant breaks window to get into area
>doesn't ask AI or a borg to open the door
>doesn't unfasten and rotate the windows instead of breaking shit
fuuuuuuuuuuck assistants
>nonantag vox
>crack open the random spawn location to look for some goodies
>a camera bug
>no tiny tv to watch people on
>name the bug BOOGERS and slap the janitor with it
>tell him i wiped boogers on him
>we have a giggle
>geneticist runs out of medbay and stares at me
>YOU GOT ANTAG ITEMS BRO WHY YOU GOT ANTAG ITEMS
>tells the botanist to kill me
>get shot with a shotgun so I try to run and hide to get to space
>have a little laugh
>they tell the CE im some kind of dangerous antag
>CE tells everyone to lynch me
>well fuck, laughs over lads
>try to get to space and just leave
>miner, botanist, and another person box me into a corner and decapitate me over a joke i couldnt explain because nobody would stop trying to kill me
>botanist spaces my head
>"DONT WORRY GUYS HE WONT BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE"
>they rip me to shreds looking for goodies that dont exist
>CE keeps screaming that he wants my antag items
>a shroud of distrust spreads for a good 20 minutes of the CE paranoid as fuck
>discuss medbay with the other good medbay players
>round ends and i ask them why they felt the need to chase me down and kill me over a camera bug named BOOGERS
>"W-WELL YOU RAN BRO, WHYD YOU RUN"
>why did you run from a botanist with a hatchet out and a medbay player who was completely thirsty for valids
>why run from the man who just shot you
atleast deadchat medbay squad was fun to talk to
CELT X NIGGLY OTP
>>126553258
>>126553521
>botanist spaces other people
>botanist kills other people for spacing his friends
>>126552009
>>Man banned for being new and killing a plasmaman, Pomf unbans man and wishes him a merry christmas
>new
ahahaha
ahahah oh wow you don't really believe the thread shitposters do you?
account age: 173, on his alt which was banned. He has another account, Chiot, with a note from June 14th. " Thought that hulk gave antag status, and beat the ever living fuck out of Gamer112. Seems genuinely new to this server, though. by Ghlor (Trial Admin) on Sun, June 14th of 2015 "
>>126553521
ahelp you poptart
So let me get this you unban a shitter who not new and kill two people as non antag.
Punishedchiot not new at all and has notes so why unban him?
>>126553949thread posters
NEVER HAPPY
>>126553719
>Thought that hulk gave antag status
And this is why all Geneticists are shitters.
Sarca-senpai, notice me~
>>126554101
>>126553949
>>126553719
Pomf is massive cuck thats why.
>>126554135
>sarca doesn't shitpost about deadpool, who has made questionable decisions
>sarca shitposts about elim, despite having never really done anything wrong
>>126554235
Cuck is a meaningless buzzword
>>126554374
Says the cuck.
>>126553949
just because my account is old it doesn't mean i've played for 3 years
>>126554235
Pomf is massivecluck
You guys are talking about this?
>>126554654
>stripping someone of their clothes because they look cool
Quality
REMOVE VOX
REMOVE MOTH
REMOVE CATBEAST
YIFF IN HELL FOREVER
>>126554654
You can smell the shitter instinct
>>126554245
my life is a series of questionable decisions
>>126555252
aren't we all
I mean, we're still playing this on BYOND of all things
INSUFFERABLE CANCER TIER:
>Cyborgs
>AIs
>Captains
>Heads of Personnel
>Heads of Security
>Plasma Researchers
>Telescientists
HUGE ASSHOLES TIER:
>Chemists
>Medical Doctors
>Chief Medical Officers
>Rest of Security
>Assistants
>MoMMIs
LESSER ASSHOLES TIER:
>Roboticists
>Geneticists
>Atmospheric Technicians
>R&D Scientists
>Research Directors
>Clowns
>Shaft Miners
ACCEPTABLE TIER:
>Quartermasters
>Cargo Technicians
>Chief Engineers
>Station Engineers
>Mechanics
>Janitors
BRO TIER:
>Mimes
>Chaplains
>Bartenders
>Chefs
>Botanists
>Librarians
>Paramedics
IRRELEVANT SOCIAL OUTCASTS TIER:
>IAAs
>Xenobiologists
>Xenoarcheologists
>Virologists
>>126555547
>tfw try and be as nice and friendly to people as possible
>still get lumped in with the huge assholes
i guess i might as well just start being a huge asshole
>>126555547
>Janitors
>Acceptable tier
>Take the janicart, the soap, the light replacer, the galoshes, and the space cleaner then fuck off to space and leave the cleaning to someone else: The Job
>Bro teir
>MIMES
FUCK OFF MIME
>>126553824
well, i knew the dangers when i put an antag item on a person but it was still incredibly shitty
>>126555665
im a lesser asshole when I just try to be friendly to everyone that is friendly back
>>126555547
>MoMMIs
>huge assholes
how to spot a tier list made by a shitter
Taking requests to fix specific bugs today, they must have been posted or be posted with details on github to count though.
I need an end of the year best waifu and husbando list
Top ten juiced up waifus
And the top ten juiced up husbandos
>>126555838
t. MoMMI main
>>126555885
>juiced up
wat
>>126555665
Welcome to Medical.
In other news, grab system intensifying, going to space some bots and make sure throwing works acceptably.
>>126555915
Yes, I do primarily play as MoMMI.
Got a problem with that?
>>126554654
I don't usually comment on these things but someone has to say it
>Winter break
All the shitters are out of high school.
>>126553521
>look in the logs
>PunishedChiot was the botanist with the hatchet
>same dipshit pomf unban
10 out of 10 work pomf you dumbass
>>126556020
hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut
GoonPerspective when?DoomStation when?
>>126556168
Can we just permaban anyone who picks "Punished[ANYTHING]" as their byond key?
>>126553121
N3X15
Pomf
Sarcalogo
Sarah Marshall
Senaat
Niggly
Celt
>>126553521
This game is getting way too many TG/Hippie refugees. They're pretty much universally shitters, too.
>>126554943
Don't worry, anon, the hippie race is where it should be so all of the fluttershy moths can be happy without mucking this place up, we just need to get rid of the bay races, next.
PunishedChiot didn't do anything wrong, he's just a new and clueless player. You need to learn how to be tolerant.
>>126556020
hey
i want you to go to this website
go to www.nanotrasen.com
and just check it out
www.nanotrasen.com
>>126556885
players who pretend to be new are the most dangerous players to let be
>>126556168
do you really want to blame me on this one
the whole station was after him, they told me he was a traitor, i went for his head
>>126556843
>can't be a miner moth chilling on the asteroid using my money earned to buy all the soda
why live
>>126557285
Why do you have to be a moth? You can do that as anything else.
>>126557351
Because furfags are mentally ill.
>>126556885
>new
http://www.byond.com/members/punishedchiot
>>126555547
IAAs are assistants with a briefcase
Singular mimes are an assortment of shitters mashed together that can't talk. Worse than the regular flavor.
Chefs are not bros
Paramedics aren't bros
Good chaplains will only care about you if you follow their gimmick.
>>126557423
The guy has been around for only 6 months, and he wasn't playing on /vg/ exclusively. He's still very new.
>>126557245
>the whole station was after him, they told me he was a traitor, i went for his head
So you are the kind of person that proves the Standford Prison Experiment right by rushing to kill someone just because someone told you to.
>>126557581
>its all right to kill people as some one new
are you for real?
not only that that's his other account after having love chat with celt about it he dodging a job ban with that account
>>126554654
I smell underage shitter.
>>126556429
>>126556429
Its funny we have a perspective TEG, but goon still use the top down sprite despite updating most of their shit to being perspective.
>>126558343
top kek
>>126558343
>having man boobies sucks
>>126553719
just means the next fuckup will have an anvil dropped instead of the hammer.
>>126552523
I always call out if I get the chance. It's just that Sec literally never gives a shit. It's not uncommon for me to go a whole round without seeing any Sec at all and I only play roles that stay on the station.
>celt is a headmin now
>but he doesn't even have +PERMISSIONS
literally a meme min
I've only gotten to be MD twice but it's so fun.
I suck shit as Chemist though.
LEGALIZE ANIME
>>126562041
just keep practicing and youll get super fast in no time.
>>126562041
http://pastebin.com/KuSwepNg
http://pastebin.com/UmKsUV2ydon't be a chemist though, just make shit as a doc
>>126558343
Will doomstation have its own special antag mode where someone on the station is overcome with an all consuming desire to rip and tear everything? They have a permanent berserker pack and are always screaming?
ELIM FOR HEADMIN
>>126562041
Don't be a chemist, the MD players will hate you on pure principle. The best Chemist is an MD.
As for the skills themselves, they'll develop over time if you're willing to learn. It's mostly a matter of memorization, and after memorization, speed. After that, it all depends on how creative and autistic you are.
>>126562139
legalize gay gambling anime weed ERP
>>126562303
shilliminator please
>>126562178
>>126562327
>>126562190
Thanks friends.
>tfw surviving rampaging retards in shuttle because Engie locked the locker I was hiding in
>tfw saved another guy by dragging him into the shuttle in a locker with only 20 seconds leftand he was a traitor
>>126562227
Pick random player, make them synthesize creatine, you mean? That could probably be done, gamemode or random event. Probably best left for the "additional features" phase.
>>126562379
Legalize ERP!Don't
>Any time I don't play CE, I get to hear the entire station crying about no power
>Even when there are engineers on the team
>>126553632
Why would roboticist attack you over it?
Threadly Reminder:
If you're going to execute anyone as Captain or Security you must hold a Trial. Doesn't matter if it's a totally rigged farce you still have to hold one!
Because that's space law!
>>126562573
I'm sad at the lack of trials, they're usually pretty fun
disarming security, what sentence? if it happens again, perma or incinerator?
>>126562573
>Doesn't matter if it's a totally rigged farce
>Obviously rigged space trials
As if normal trials weren't good enough
Someone has to do this
>>126562647
A one-way trip to the crematorium on the first offense.
>>126562443
I said legalize gay gambling anime weed ERP
I want a truly free space station where anime gays smoke weed and play strip poker without anyone getting the banhammer
>>126562573
That's actually not true. Space law says that only the Captain can execute crew without trial.
>>126562620
>playing detective
>atmos tech flooded plasma in several parts of the station with a gas miner
>captain needs me to collect evidence for trial
>oh boy this is what I was made to do
>gather up enough evidence for a full 10-page report
>trial happens
>the second the trial starts, the suspect immediately confesses to everything and ghosts
>try mime
>me...
>suddenly realise you have no idea how to mime
say*wave
me gestures wildly
me points to themselves
me shrugs before gazing forwards quizzicallyIs that clear or just shit? It took me ages to think up despite being so simple. I did not expect mime to be this hard.
>>126562573
>Space law
*LAW *LAW *LAW
>>126562963
If you're not bullying people, you're already a good mime in my eyesplayful bullying is allowed thoughrip sue
>>126562963
>Thinking laterally is hard :(
>>126563091
*unzips ion rifle*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???
>>126562015
>celt
>headmin
lel
>>126563248
Celt used to be a massive shitter only a year ago. It's ridiculous to even imagine that he somehow not only became an admin, but also a head admin.
>>126563248
>>126563351
I'm not a real headmin, my responsibility is to look after the trial admins
Is slipping sulphuric acid into a cryo tube frowned upon? Thinking of trying MD in a few days.
>>126563394
You still do it for free, though.
>>126563394
So, tard wrangler jr?
>>126562041
http://pastebin.com/t1FrE8cA
heres my extremely large pastebin on how to improve at medbay
after you figure out how everything works its all about improving your speed and memorization.
Also learn to prioritize the living over the dead, never drop a dying guy to clone a dead man.
>>126563394
So you what, you're just a normal admin who calls themselves a head admin? Seems fairly pretentious desu senpai
>>126563453
Nah, it's good.
>>126563453
are you an antag?
if yes, go wild
if no, you'd better rev up those bwoinks
>>126563718
What's a bwoink
>>126563763
you'll know it when it happens
>>126563763
The thing that happens shortly before you get banned.
>>126563737
No but seriously what is your point? You can't choose or punish trial admins without +permissions right? Just teach them stuff? I thought that was every admin's job
>>126563737
Its okay celt
I can be your trialmin for tonight
>>126563587
>Caring this much about medical on a low RP server where you can just cryo everyone who walks into medical, or kill & clone them if their condition is too complicated
What a faggot. I guess you're also one of these narcissist "omg i'm so pro!" faggots who would prefer to spend 10 minutes and plenty of chems in performing surgery on a corpse to then defib them, rather than just rushing to the cloner right away.
>>126563985
cool memes, pal
>>126563935
"you'd get authority over making new trial admins as well as teaching them how to not be shit" from the head chicken
>>126563943ckey?
Why is Medbay so comfy?
>>126564463
Medbay is like a Frank Miller comic
WHORES WHORES WHORES
>>126562820
>Space law says that only the Captain can execute crew without trial.
>only the Captain can execute crew without trial
>Captain can execute crew without trial
>Captain can execute crew
>crew
Can we have commissar shooting crewmembers for running away from danger?
>>126563985
>Low RP means you're not supposed to RP
eat shit you greyshitter
>>126564273
>making
Nice +permissions flag fagboy
>teaching
Like everyone else?
>want to be home play ss13
>stuck in normalfag hellhole
I want off this tropical island
>>126564904
I bet you're one of these medium RP shitters. No sane person cares if a person is cloned instead of being defibbed.
>>126564904
The only thing you have to do is pretend you're in space (and even that is debatable).
>people bullying Celt
He got +permissions from Pomf, stop being shitters.
>>126565135
>No sane person cares if a person is cloned instead of being defibbed.
I guess being a dick to a mime and cloning them when they're deffibable is okay because all mimes are insane.
Got it.
>>126565135
I doI've also been yelled at for cloning someone at 0 blood instead of making them sit and watch me use up two bloodbags filling them
>>126565245
The point is that some people like to RP regardless
>>126565335
>The point is that some people like to RP regardless
And some people don't care enough to do it on a light RP server; your point is a dull, amorphous rock.
>>126565463
No, his point is that you shouldn't care about RPing
his point is literally "stop liking what I dislike"
Ah, I'm finally home.
>>126565576
N3X15?
>>126565550
Then you two would make a great couple, polar opposites, yet so alike.
>>126565652
yes
Reminder that Celt likes catboys
>>126565974
nothing wrong with that
EXPERIENCES AND TALES FROM HEAVY ROLEPLAYING SERVERS, GO.
>go to Aurora, a self-proclaimed "heavy RP server"
>play as my useless assistant char and go to the bar
>a few people are already there, sit down and order something
>an officer arrives and orders some juice, whatever
>after a while the officer suddenly starts flipping out yelling "SECURITY TO THE BAR"
>literally nothing is going on here, the guy is just retarded
>point this out on the common radio
>the guy, still yelling like a retard, gets wordlessly stunned and sent to the brig by some catbeast officer
>later the guy apparently bought a deadly gas tank from the local xenoarch and killed himself with it
Serious, heavy RP at it's best.
>>126565974
everything wrong with that
>>126565727
>>126565576
Have a good Christmas?
>>126565974
maybe wrong with that
>>126566092
Fuck off
>>126566241
Fuck off
Is this like a retard's roleplay game for people with asbergers?
>tfw being a miner, humming, whistling while I work, talking to myself to ease the boredom while listening to prog rock and singing to the lyrics during the long hauls during the later part of the shift
Am I an RP shitter for only RPing and talking to myself when nobody but me and ghosts could know of my faggotry?
>>126566241
>>126566291
Yeah
So don't try to play it, normie
>>126566331I thought I was the only one who talked to themselves
I got some cringy stuff from Aurora (a self-proclaimed "heavy RP server") for you faggots.
And yes, Keyli S'epnok is a catbeast name. Just be glad we don't see crap like that on this server.
>>126566267
You... you've hurt my feelings...
>>126566092
Got to sit and listen to a family friend jabber on for FOUR. FUCKING. HOURS. about nothing.
I did get some new sweatshirts, though, which was nice. Kinda need it since my boiler is still fucked.
>>126566291
Correct. That's why hardly anyone roleplays and don't usually take roleplayers and their respective servers seriously.
That's why most people come for the spess and leave with the honk.
>>126566406
>normie
Only 4chan newfags from tumblr/reddit/9gag/facebook aka "normies" uses that meme word kiddo, this look like some shitty dwarf fort ripoff
enjoy your normie game faggot
This is heavy RP.
>>126566607
Are you still here?
>>126566607
While you are right to chasitise him for his childish memery and I don't really care if you play or not, it isn't a dorf fort ripoff in the least, except for the fact that if you die you're dead, unless someone brings you back from your broken wreck of a corpse.
>>126566669
You could go to second life and get even cringier shit.
You know what's the great thing about second life?
You know why I don't mind second life at all?
Because it's not here.
Stop bringing cringe here.
>>126566669
>You think Tajarans are disgusting? Racist
>>126566669
Hey guys, is it ta JAR ans?
Or is it ta HAR ans?
>>126567105
It's valid, plain and simple.
>>126567105
Is it the kitchen's gibber or chapel's mass driver?
>>126566450
>Got to sit and listen to a family friend jabber on for FOUR. FUCKING. HOURS. about nothing.
oh man I hate that
>HoP gives a monkey all access
>drag the monkey around, throwing it against airlocks to open them
>Vox asks me why don't I just take the card from the monkey
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IT'S ALWAYS STEALING SHIT WITH THESE FUCKING ASSHOLE IMMIGRANTS, JESUS FUCK
>>126567472
underrated post
>>126566430
that would probably lead to a permaban on /vg/ under the current administration and rules tbqh
>>126555547
U TALKIN SHIT ON GENETICS M8
I'LL FUCKING REK YA CUNT
>>126567472
>a damn dirty ape has more rights than a Voxican
>gets mad over it
Exiling all Vox to Little Voxico on the asteroid and walling off the station when?
>>126567809
The sad truth is that geneticists are more often than not shitters that work exclusively on getting their autistic powers like hulk and TK all the time so they can grief the station after a while, never bothering to check on any corpses to clone, or making any DNA backups ever.
The immense majority of geneticists completely neglect DNA backups, when it's one of the most powerful tools that medical, no, the entire station has. Anyone can be cloned with that, even if the corpse can't be found, has been cremated or whatever. Yet, they ignore it.
FUCK GENETICISTS
>>126568161
Maybe that's because they have two jobs. One of them is fucking boring and consists of pressing a button for an hour until something happens, and the other is fucking boring and consists of pressing a button then shove a guy in cryo.
We've had multiple departmental reworks in the last two years to make them less RNG prone and more fun, the latest being botany. Genetics should be next.
>>126568656
I was supposed to learn how to do xenobotany to see if it needed an overhaul but I forgot
>>126567221
Gibber. Catbeasts are good for burg.
>>126568842
I somehow typed xenobotany instead of xenobiology
>>126568656
yeah, for the most part i just let medbay staff deal with cloning and giving injectors with specific powers to people who can benefit from them.i usually just dick around when the monkeyman i'm using gets sufficiently fucked up though, because lazy
>>126565135
>wanting to have anime hair when med can fix you up in normal way.
All I wanted to do was make a nice tribal grill but I ended up getting murdered by borgs before anyone stopped to ask for a bite.
I just wanted to be friends with the clown but he subverted the AI, I at least hope he had fun with the sound maker.
>>126569467
>wanting furburgers
It's like you're actually Sino-American.
>>126570497
RD did. Fortunately he mispelled his name so he was the first against the wall, honk honk.
>>126568656
>and the other is fucking boring and consists of pressing a button then shove a guy in cryo
And any medbay personel can just open the door and do it themselves anyway.
>borg kills RD in front of me and the other Roboticist
>high tail it to Cap's office for anything good
>weld through every wall
>laser gun is gone but armor and hand tele remain
>port out as the AI tries to bolt me in and a Sec Borg starts shooting me
>spend last minutes before shuttle comes running around the station looking for alternate pods
>Sec Borg keeps getting in my way and I spot another Ling in medbay blatantly absorbing someone
>say fuck it and go to the shuttle with my pAI
>have him break into the command area to see if I can launch early with him
>can't do it but I pull an O2 locker inside and hide
>Sec Borg comes back for one final bout and crashes the window
>doesn't check the locker and gets robusted by some guy with the spur
>escape safely because the locker was airtight
Out fuckin' played Silicons.
>>126570812
Secborgs are scum.
>>126571046
Combat borg. Code red was on for the horror ling.
>>126571239
>Lings bait code red so they have combat borgs at their disposal
And you thought setting it to code red was robust.
>>126571578
combat borgs are actually worse than secborgs just because they don't have tasers
>>126571751
Not if their objective is to shoot you in the face.
>>126570812
I waited for him to unload on some poor sod and then just went after it when it didn't have any ammo left, I'll admit I'm not very robust usually but I was proud of making the borg space itself
>>126552981
Having people constantly break into R&D makes you bitter as fuck
>>126572320
>doing R&D if you aren't an antag
Fuck them, they can do it themselves if they want.
>>126569648
please do it, several rounds of trying to get a specific slime is painful
>>126572813
>>126568842
Xenobio
massive rng cluster fuck half the slime cores have a use for fun stuff other is antag crap most of them are bad on top of it nothing beats gold slime cores
>>126573589
>nothing beats gold slime cores
Adamantine cores + black cores
>>126573773
Black cores yes, a player slime is the most dangerous mob by far, but a golem is even weaker than a human because it can't wear clothes
>>126573938
Don't you get it?
>get golems
>give them black slime juice
>INTELLIGENT SLIME ARMY
>>126574021
oh fuck I didn't even THINK of that
>>126574207
>>126574021
Does advanced mutation toxin work in fire extinguishers?
>>126558730
TEG?
>>126574627
it probably does, and if I'm not mistaken it takes less than one unit to turn someone
>>126574859
I thought the only chemicals that worked via spray were ones that can get into your system or have on-contact effects, ie polyacid, sulph, etc, etc.
The point of the game was to be as retarded as possible during the round. . right?
>>126574859
>advanced mutation toxin gas grenades
>slime a whole room full of people with just one black slime
>>126574987
>>126574859
>>126574627
Just tested it
It works unless you use the fire extingusher point blank
>>126575327
Well if it's the same round, I as the janny managed to lock myself into a 1x1 room and die with the tools a borg sent to get me out
>>126576546
>managed to lock myself into a 1x1 room and die
Did you call for help via radio?
>>126577385
The door was one way.
>>126577552
I didn't know one-way doors existed.
Did you try asking someone to deconstruct the walls?
>>126577751
The borg slipped me a toolbox with a welding tool.I brained myself with the toolbox instead of asking for welding fuel because i'm retarded.
>>126577901
Did you try the welding tool first?
The welding tools that spawn inside toolboxes come pre-loaded.
>>126578092
It apparently was not loaded, as I tried itl.
>>126578174
You need to turn the fucking welder on before you start welding otherwise you will get the not enough fuel message now. Thanks coders.
>>126576546
I ran around putting lit cigarettes in peoples mouths, probably helped a tratior, drank alchohol and then later smashed it against my head, got null rodded by the nun, and then scream witness me before i spaced myself over the intercom.
Remember folks, an unskilled antag equals a bad round for everyone. Don't play antag if you're retarded.
>>126579796
Reminder, practice makes perfect, so fuck this guy and get as robust as you can through trial and error.
>>126579895
I never said to not practice. Just don't do it here. Go play on Hippie if you're too dumb to figure it out on the spot and then come back.
>>126553121
nex
pomf
Elim
Deadpoo
Skowron
Niggly
Celt
>nuke ops
what the fuck?
i left the disk on the fucking station
i was in a hurry to strip off clothes to get into syndie suit
and i forgot the disk was in the backpack
i thought it was in my bag
i was so close tho
for one man first time nukeop (plus base), i think i did alright
>>126580096
Well you certainly got the stealth part down alright
>>126580096
*pocket, not bag
>>126580096
>see dirty backpack
>emag, silenced gun, nuke disk, magazine
>over hour into round
>think it's ops but no ops can be this slow
>take it to sec
ayy lmao
>>126579218
That's been that way since a very long time.
>>126580096
your nuke ops was shit. I saw you arming the bomb. I helped you get the emitter. I suicided then after so I can't be blamed for anything.
>>126553121Badclown
Pomf
Nexis
Deadpoo
Celt
Skwron
Niggly
>>126580207
i was a myth, sec had no idea what was going on
also how many fucking bullets to the face did the captain take, like two whole mags
>>126580257
yeah i fukd up bad
also where was the vault nuke?
>>126580301
lol m8, i never touched the bomb, you must be confused
>>126580286
Yes, because you're a faggot. Get a diaper or something, it would suit you.
>>126580368
Ballistics don't do shit to trees. Burn or nothing.
>>126580393
That is my fetish
>>126580420
ooooooh
oh
>upgrade to Security Cadet at beginning of round
>hear on the radio that Mime stole the Cargo budget
>ask the HoS to let me investigate
>approved so I start wandering around
>spot him in Chapel and ask him to halt
>he rushes out into Maint and keeps running around there and the Chapel
>eventually get him back to Sec and lock him in Interrogation
>get drawn to Armory to haul someone out of there
>come back to find the Mime filling the room with invisible walls
>rushes out with the help of a Silicon
>start hunting him again
>Beepsky catches him and we brig him for 7 minutes
>find out through his PDA that he did steal the entire Cargo Budget
>Mime escapes again while the HoS was taking him through a bolted open door
>HoS gets distracted by Waifuing
>say that Lady Justice is the highest Waifu so we start the hunt again
>eventually catch him next to the dead body of the Captain
>giddy as a schoolgirl to have Public Enemy #1 Perma'd during my first shift
>stun and cuff him but he runs away while I am getting the Cap's PDA
>get mad as hell but take Cap to Medbay
>restock at Sec and grab a tracking implant for good measure
>suddenly Cap gets on the radio after being revived
>says to acquit the Mime of all charges because apparently there was an unseen traitor that was going to chop his head off
Macabre is the only word I have to describe that.
>YOU ARE THE NEW COP FUCK YES
>tell everyone the code, gather round the table
>spend an eternity discussing strats
>decide on covert approach
>one team will disguise themselves on the station and seach for the disk
>the other one takes our nuke to station and defends it whuile waiting for disk
>one guy stays back to coordinate watching cams
>i'm on nuke duty with another op
>shuttle gets to station and both teams head their separate ways
>we get outside engineering
>pass the singulo containment
>You hear a beeping sound coming from Max Boombox!
>FUCK
>boom fucks my arm, puts us in orange
>we race back to the shuttle
>head into shuttle medbay to patch ourselves up, max tells coordinator to meet us in there
>he doesn't come in to us
>we both crit and explode before we can treat each other
>he doesn't bat an eye and didn't know where we were the rest of the round
>we even brought the nuke back just outside the shuttle airlock
>mfw
>>126580526
Exdeeeeee
>>126580368
There was Nuke Ops? I thought someone just randomly had the Disk when it was dropped off in Sec.
What happened is that someone broke into the vault and was attempting to break open the safe with the Emitter. We thought it was safer to house the Nuke in the armory so it was back there. Honestly, it would have been easy to snag since the way in was emagged open almost the entire round.
>>126580705
i was looking for you and that nuke the entire time
goddamn you guys use your fucking radio
>>126580678
Hope you had fun.
>>126580847
that's where it was.
i need practice
>>126581001
If you guys were Vox Heist, then damn that would have been a great round.
>>126569467
While I do love burgers and respect others tastes for exotic patties, I myself would go for mass driver, simply out of respect for the individual.
They're already a disgraceful abomination, and their image has been branded on their name and their family surname. The honorable thing to do, as any man who understands respect for lives and their respective souls, would relinquish them from their abstract hell, and deepfreeze them in space; when they're sliding across that starlit void, they will become an amorphous, unidentifiable husk, but a peaceful amorphous, unidentifiable husk.
No less.
God bless.
>Be HOS
>Nun for obscure religion lays down bear traps
>Step on one
>Order security to find her ass and bring it to jail
>Gets released after 6 minutes
>Tries to grab my gun on the way out
>in the struggle, guns goes off, stunning her
>Take her back
>Perma her
>Geneticist messages me
>tells me he's perfected a "maiden serum" to create the perfect female
>asks if i want to become qt
>say no, ask for syringe anyway
>go to nun's cell
>inject her
>watch as she slims up and becomes blue hair qt
>leave
>time passes
>Shuttle called
>walk to brig to bring qt convict to shuttle
>she's nowhere to be found
>WTF how did she escape
>walking to recreational, depressed
>see Unknown in kitchen
>blue hair obscured by welding mask
>my heart skips a beat, chase her into robotics to reclaim her
>she begins throwing toolboxes at me
>she finds a drill
>intense stand-off as she holds a choking point in robotics offices
>shuttle arrives
>limited time to detain her
>storm office, whack her with stun baton
>she goes down
>handcuff her
>take her out of robotics, see shuttle
>nah
>pull her ass to arrivals
>go into sensual, private pod
>buckle her into chair
>sit in front seat
>tell her we can finally be together now
>"what do you mean, together"
>pods launch
>mfw i tell her exactly what i mean
>mfw i ride to freedom with my genetically enhanced captive qt
>mfw 3 minutes of no AI surveillance or Head of Personnel oversight
>>126581146
You should have come to the escape shuttle, everyone was a blue haired girl
>>126580853
I remember yelling about us returning to the shuttle but we died before I could say anything more. Max said he spoke to you though before coming back into the medbay. Still, check around the ship once in a while it wouldn't hurt.
Another thing: what the hell made max explode in the first place?
>>126581146
I don't know what's more disturbing: everything you did or the fact that it could have been anyone you grabbed at that point.
>>126581146
>waifu serum
This is both disturbing and arousing.
>>126581341
popped his suicide pill
why, is anyones guess
>>126581334
I know. The cheeky geneticist tried to stick me, but my armor protected me.
>>126556495
>>126580079
>Little Sister
>made a namefag character when I started playing on the server
>held on to them for months
>decide to make a new character cause why not
>hold it for a few weeks
>now going through a character every week
>sometimes get bored of a character after a day
>can't stop making new characters
>old one I played on not appealing anymore
Someone help, i'm having an identity crisis in a shitty byond game
