All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace Edition
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In this thread:
>Waifus on holiday trips
>Liara best waifu
>Twinks with thigh high socks
>That one guy who always gets mad about everything
>Christmas!
>Femshep x Liara worst pairing
Previous thread: >>126189386
Reminder that the posting of femshep results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE crucifixion.
Liara best waifu
>>126401182
interesting, if I had made the thread I would have chosen that one as well.
>>126401182
>tame impala
nice
>>126401361
did you see >>126393194?
>>126401182
>that pic of Elizabeth with the very low-cut, high-waisted thong
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUG.
Nice 'In this thread:', by the way, it's hilarious.
>>126401220
Nuh-uh
>>126401061
I didn't save it, I just took a screenshot so WG could see it.
I can see images after they've been deleted as long as I don't refresh the page.
>>126401182
Good Op.
Goodnight /meg/
>>126401476
Ash top 3 waifu
>>126401476
moste kissable waifu
>>126401441
no I haven't, thanks.
>>126401531
night eddy.
going to watch Episode II now... *shudder*
Your waifu reading Richard Brautigan?
>>126401627
>tfw no movie that takes place in the middle of the Clone Wars, not the beginning or the end of it
Good night /meg/, hope you all have a comfy sleep and a pleasant Christmas morning when you wake up.
>>126401809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_One:_A_Star_Wars_Story
I realize it's not what you want, but this one's coming next year, it plays shortly before Episode IV and it's apparently not Episode VIII.
>Forest Withaker
>Mads Mikkelsen
Can't be that bad then, can it?
>>126403025
Yeah, I read about it, could be cool. I wish they did more movies about in-universe stuff, not always about WE NEED TO DESTROY X.
Waifus are great
>>126402487
goodnight anon
>>126404315
waifuswreck lives
>>126404482
Waifus make lives
>>126404482
Can't have a laifu without a waifu
>tfw you get a biotic combo
>>126405172
it may be special in ME2 but normal in ME3
>>126405172
tech combos are better
Why travel the galaxy when there are entire planets waiting to be traveled?
>>126405292
>why play with your dick from the outside when you can sound your urethra?
>>126401182
>liara best waifu
NO.
>>126405501
can't handle the truth?
>>126405457
What's the point in finding new planets if you just land and see a couple kilometers of what it has to offer and then leave? What fun is traveling when you spend 95% of your time sitting on the same spaceship as always and every time you look out the window you see the same thing?
>>126405581
I've accepted the TRUE truth long ago.
>>126405783
>>126405501
consider suicide
Why are spaceboats still piloted and crewed by hundreds of people
You would think in a universe so technologically advanced as MEs you could pilot them remotely like drones
Why do they even have to be as big as they are
Even if it's impossible to operate them remotely why can't they be operated by one guy and a VIand a waifu so that he doesn't get too lonely
>>126406038
>Why are spaceboats still piloted and crewed by hundreds of people
muh space navy
>>126406038
It's boring.
>>126406000
Oh how sorry I feel for your mind
>>126405746
what's the point in travelling a whole planet if you could just sit in your room and watch every picometre with an electron microscope?
>>126405783
it's about time to kill you'reself
>>126406631
You could still have plenty of character drama with only a handful of people crewing the ship.
>>126406650
What
A waifu working as bartender at a strip club? A waifu being protective of the younger less mature dancers?
>you will never giftwrap your dick and give it tofemboy anonas your Christmas gift
A recreation of the Salem witch trials involving waifus?
>>126407950
Poor taste
an anon not constantly posting about waifus?
>>126408223
Merry Christmas grumpy!
>>126408014
Only thing with poor taste here is your waifus gingey, but I ate it anyways and went back for seconds because she loved every minute of it.
>>126408372
>playing the grumpy card when someone disagrees with you
>>126408563
>disagreement
About what? You just complained about something
>>126408502
wow gross. hundreds of people put their dick inside that and you eat it, do you drink out of urinals too?
>>126408828
If it's holding the sweet pee of a waifu, I'd lap up every delicious drop.
>>126408502
Very rude and uncalled for
>>126408910
truly you are the master of disgust
>>126408910
>If it's holding the sweet pee of a waifu, I'd lap up every delicious drop.
>>126408930
Just as uncalled for as when she reached down and slipped me inside of her during her throes of passion without asking me, but I figured she must have really wanted it so I went along with it.
>>126409107
Baited for this exact gif
>>126409127
p-please stop
>>126409252
- she cried, not really meaning it and knowing I wouldn't, her face contorted in a beautiful mixture of pleasure and guilt.
>>126409127
>and slipped me inside of her
how tiny are you? or is that waifu a giant?
>>126409439
Why are you doing this to me?
>>126409527
BecauseI'm a Krogan.
>>126410004
Your cuckold fetish is quite disturbing
>>126410004
then no one has to be worried about the waifu getting pregnant then
>>126410078
If you invite me over for Christmas dinner I'll stop. I promise I won't do lewd things under the table with your waifu while you're distracted, the flush on her face is just the heat from cooking such a nice dinner for her husband!
>>126410130
>lots and lots of unprotected sex with krogans
a waifu's dream
>>126410397
you guys, why trying to take the waifu away when you can share her at the same time and make it infinitely more pleasurable for her?
What do waifus dream about?
>>126411083
Sugarplums
A waifu thanking you for making desert and giving you a loving kiss with a bit of cream still on her lips?
>>126411352
>desert
>>126411083getting plowed by big krogan dicks
>>126411352
>tfw no deserts in Mass Effect.
>>126411352
mmh desert...
night meg
Merry christmas
I love you meg
Yours femcancer
>>126415469
Out
>can't sleep
>no internet
>hungry
>no food
>cold without blankets
>too hot even with just sheet
kill me
>>126418996
horrendous
Hello I just bought the mass effect trilogy on origin. What do I need to know before I start? Should I play male or female? Which class should I choose? What tips do you have?
>>126421707
Gender doesn't matter, be prepared for very flat voice acting if you pick male though. It's all pretty straightforward so there's not much to say, just enjoy the story and don't let the jankiness of the first game put you off since the other two are much better gameplay-wise.
>>126421974
>be prepared for very flat voice acting if you pick male though
kek
>>126421707
The default male model is the only decent looking player character model in the entire series. The female voice actor sounds like she has throat cancer. Adept is a lot of fun also
wafers with low self esteem?
so are most of the /meg/alomaniacs from europe?
>>126424861
Seems that way, particularly Northern Europe.
eddrf-Sweden
AWG-Sweden
WG-Germany
OCD-Norway(?)
And fuck knows how many anonymous posters.
>>126425429
There's at least one other swede, at least one other german and a finnish poster as well. Thread really dies when the Europeans go to sleep
>>126425571
Scandies are qt, I wonder if any girls browse the thread
>>126426005
the finn is a grill
>>126426045
Time to learn Finnish
Reading spooky stories with wiffle?
>>126427530
wiffle unconsciously flaring her biotics at a scary part?
licking on a juicyfemgingey?
>>126427920
Sounds delicious
>>126428161
what if you're waifu is apprehensive about trying it as she's never done it before
Hungry hungry waifus!
>>126428428
oh my
>>126428350
Ease her into it
>>126429560
Slowly kissing your way from her lips down her torso, stopping at various erogenous zones along the way?
When polled, ME fans said that quarians and krogan were the two species that they could live with being removed. Bioware decided to ignore them and keep the krogan in Andromeda to play a major role, as they could not conceive that no one could not like their boring violent nigger stand ins.
Better they remove a species like elcor, salarians or BTs instead
>>126432664
Assuming those races get removed, and as it was the BTs were already boring violent nigger stand-ins, more than even the Krogan.
Elcor are probably gone, but they were so unimportant to the MEOT that it doesn't matter anyway.
>>126432664
Those races are all gay too. The only acceptable ones are humans and space babe sex machines.
>>126431787
Is that a floating retextured rifle?
>>126433353
Yes
>>126433124
Humans and asari are the best for rape
Quarian males > asari
>>126435673
>Purple skin and hair
Please, be more uncreative you fucking faggot.
>666+666+666+(6+6+6)=2016
I bet the salarians did this.
>>126432664
>>126432664
>When polled, ME fans said that quarians and krogan were the two species that they could live with being removed
>ME fans
>don't care about quarians
They asked for suffering. They got it.
hello meg
>>126421114
>cold without blankets
>too hot even with just sheet
I have never felt a different feel in all my life. I fucking hate it.
>>126421707
general tips in the pastebin
maybe from the next OP on we should point that out?
>>126427604
that would actually be kind of cute
>>126433353
It literally is. I fucking hate Thomas Raube.
>>126432664
Nice of them to ignore a fair poll YET AGAIN.
Merry Christmas /meg/
From the now dead /bwg/.
>>126444220
merry christmas!
ps. ha ha ha get fucked
>>126444220
It couldn't happen to a better general.
>>126444440
it didn't just die, they just hit the post limit and someone's probably making a new one anyway
>>126444440
It was our containment thread though, Sweetheart. Do you really want our kind running around free getting autism confetti on everything?
>>126444537
Death rattles, silver over the eyes, etc.
holy shit man, just checked the bioshock general, there is probably not a more pathetic general than that one.
>>125689450
I know we really shouldn't judge, but...
>>126444639
jesus fuck off
Merry Christmas...
>>126443085
Sleep without sheets on top, just a comforter and optional blanket on top, and make sure is slightly cool in your room. Problem solved
>>126444639
If everyone in there is as obnoxious as you I seriously hope you find a better hobby and fuck off from /meg/
>>126443085
> I fucking hate Thomas Raube.
Sounds like you are just jealous that he is a better German.
>female command of Cerberus
Legacy of the Void > ME3
>>126446901
ripping of your fingernails > ME3 2bh
>>126425429
>OCD-Norway(?)
No, his country is too uncivilized for that, if we're going by his workhours.
>>126432664
Here's an idea, don't remove anything, you lazy fuckers.
>>126447338
didn't he say he's not a balt or a finn?
>>126446784
Would like to kiss Ashley.
>>126425429
Is there any other south american here?
so lonely
>>126447673
Too bad, I'm gonna get to her first
>>126448819
Where do you live?
>>126449007
W-why are you asking?
>>126449118
So I can come help with your loneliness!
>>126447673
Would like to kissyou
>>126401182
>femshep x liara worst pairing
Kekm8 nice b8, ill bash your foocking head in
>>126449473
I would happily take that Christmas gift
>>126449192
it's ok anon, /meg/'s closeness is enough...
>>126449539I haven't brushed my teeth
>>126448819
post feet
Havingchildrenwith you're waifu and growing olde together?
>>126449589
Ew, grossMe neither so it's okay. We can brush each other's![/spoilers]
>>126448929
No, you won't! I'll kiss her first!
>>126449569
Doesn't sound like it, don't you have anyone to celebrate Christmas with?
>>126449716
I'm gonna kiss her so much that by the time you get to her it will be like kissing me
>>126449473
A b-bit l*wd.
A lewd Christmas?
>>126449785
I'm at my parents' home, but they're with some relatives so I'm alone now. It really sucks returning to your hometown after some years and realizing that your old friends are long gone...
>>126450057
>/meg/ gets together for christmas
>it's just a bunch of gay people kissing each other on the sofa
>turn around and leave
>>126450108
My friends And i have a bar where we meet every year since 10 years no matter where we live... always a highlight of the year
Maybe try that?
>>126450108
That sucks, I know the feeling. Haven't talked to any of my old friends in a long time except one guy who used to be my best friend so we are both just making a token gesture of keeping the friendship alive but it's just not the same and usually pretty awkward, and we barely hang out or do anything at all together unless we are both home on break and even then only for a couple days before one of us leaves and we never talk for another half a year.
>>126450282
What kind of bar serves 10 year olds?
>>126450176
Brushing each other's teeth, THEN kissing.
>>126450339
The best kind
>>126450350
>open my present
>it's a toothbrush
>look around with poorly disguised confusion on my face
>nobody looks at me or says hi, just hear the sounds of furious brushing and kissing all over, some gentle and some scarily rough
>just take my toothbrush and leave
>wonder why I took it with me
>can't find a trashcan and don't want to litter so I just put it in my pocket and walk home
>>126449536
Femshep discussion is grounds for immediate crucifixion
>>126450616
Femshep could beat you up irl
>>126450616
nah go fuck yourself.
>>126450657
>>126450703
*crucifies you*
>>126449536
Everybody knows that Femshep xAnonis the best pairing.
>>126450743
pretty immature response. are you autistic or just 14?
>>126450743
*brushes your teeth*
>>126450883
Lewd!
>>126450873
>>>/bsn/
>>126450873
Wew lad put a stopper on that vitriol before you hurt yourself, it's all good fun, don't make femshep posters look bad
>>126445839
What if he's Austrian?
>>126447338
>>126447490
He also said once that he doesn't want to say it because we'd make fun of him then. He can't be Italian either for obvious reasons, nor British or Irish. A few threads back he mentioned he'd go to a certain beach in Greece with his waifu or with Alex, I don't remember, what about being Greek then? They have conscription and probably the shittiest of working hours and he can't complain about them because there are probably 150 people waiting for his job.
Greece would make sense then because pay denbts.
>>126450339
a bar for cannibals?
>>126450873
sounds like somebody didn't get a visit from santa claus this morning
>>126451054
Its hard to open presents when you're hanging from a cross
>>126451027
>Greek
That makes sense, plus he's hairy as fuck
>>126451027
It explains his terrorist beard, too.
>>126451113
>hard to open presents when you're hanging from a cross
it just keeps happening. did femshep molest you when you were a child? this irrational hate is completely baffling.
>>126451196
you shouldn't be so easily triggered anon, im embarrassed to like femshep now
>>126451196
>whiteknighting a fictional "female" character
Coffee kisses with your waifuor lewd anons?
>>126451386
Coffee kisses?
>>126451386
Its canon that asari don't like coffee
>>126451386
I hate coffee
>>126451459
[citation needed]
>>126451575
The only hot human drink they like is hot chocolate
>>126451438
Drinking coffee together before kissing your waifu and tasting it on her lips and teeth
>>126451628
I don't waifu ash but I imagine that she always tastes like coffee, perhaps somewhatstale coffee
>>126451561
You have shit taste then, just like the shitty coffee you probably make
>>126450796
A dream never to come true
>>126451728
>being this unfriendly just because femshep is shit
>>126451619
Again
[citation needed]
>>126451857
Source:you're mam
>>126451705
>you will never kiss all over ash's beautifully smooth, creamy, coffee flavored skin
>you will never get the fabled triple energy shot of love, lust, and espresso
>>126451628
Are we drinking it in a café with music softly playing in the background while we cuddle on one of the couches as a little break from spending time walking around the city in the cold among the snow, shopping for Christmas presents?
>>126451821
What does femshep have to do with coffee? Please don't taint my love of coffee with the swamp terror
>>126452102
I thought you were the grumpy anon who didn't get any Christmas presents
>>126451728
I hate coffee, why would I make any then, good or bad? I don't even have a coffee machine.
I drink tea and it tastes great. I drink tea right now.>m-muh coffee>Coffeefag on suicide watch
>>126401182
Hey I just realized, this is like the first collage I've ever appeared in
>>126452764
as image or quote?
>>126452692
You hate coffee because you can't make good tasting coffee and never had any in your life, I'm surprised you even drink tea because Germans are just as bad at making that as they are coffee.
>>126452908
Quote.give me a blue scientist gf and no one needs to get hurt
>>126453040
>all these wrong assumptions
>>126452621
No, I'm just Australian.
>>126453112
>germany
>shit in a cup
>it's called coffee
>piss in a cup
>it's called tea
Do you take sweet pea with your sauerkraut and sausage?
>>126451196
>not getting molested by femshep
Why even live?
>>126453131
NZ > Aus desu
>>126453270
>not molesting femshep
Just kill me now
>>126453279
What's it like being a violent shitskin who can't pronounce words properly?
>>126453402
Pretty good
t. American
>>126453402
plz no bully
do you think ash puts artificial mocha flavoring in her skin
>>126453040
The pinnacle of coffee named dalmyer prodomo comes from munich
I can make you a coffee which would change your life
>>126453270
>>126453319
>not incinerating femshep
Coffee tasting with /meg/?
>>126453514
How do you make your coffee?
>>126453545
>not incinerating femshep
exactly right. you should preserve femshep at all costs.
>>126453587
Toothpaste tasting with /meg/?
>>126453708
Espresso machine with distilled water
>>126444440
>a better general
Everyone and their mother knows that at least /dag/ had discussion. /bwg/ was a sloppy abortion.
Merry christmas.
>>126453769
Is that what you guys are calling semen now?
>>126453827
Lewd
>>126453782
What brand of water and what else do you put in?
>>126453795
can you please fuck off already
>>126453863
You better watch out or I'm gonna brush yourfacewith mytoothbrush
>>126453795
Everyone and their mother knows that /dag/ was comprised entirely of tumblr landwhales and literal faggots. /bwg/ was a retarded abortion of an idea that failed because nobody wants to merge with those dumb biodrone niggers.
>>126453940
I work in a chemist lab, distilling it mYself
Black with sugar
>>126454030
This
A bioware general would work if anyone actually wanted to talk about bioware games for more than one thread on /v/, which nobody does
>>126454040
Can you bottle some and send it to me?
>>126453954
I can't, you're responding to me. It's only polite.
>>126454030
You're not wrong, but you're also the last general on this board that can speak on merging with biodrone niggers. >>126454030
>>126454117
You can buy it in every supermarket
>>126453514
coffeefag BTFO
my parents drink Dalmayr Prodomo as well
Giving your're waifu a backmassage, then softly starting to kiss her neck, her hair smelling vaguely of sea salt from the swim you took a little earlier?
>>126454513
Does she at first try to stop you, telling you to continue the massage? Then she chuckles, then giggles, as you insistently kiss her favored places, then softens and relents, telling you she'll want the rest of the massage later.
>>126454513
What if waifu has no hair?
>>126454916
Her tentacles..?
a femshep pogrom?
What does you're waifus sweaty crotch smell like?
>>126455154
Sweat
>>126455265
is it musky? i need details
>>126455383
>talisweat.png
Waking up to a waifu holding your mouth open,brushing your teeth?
>>126454838
You insist you can do both things at once as you bring out the massage oil and the towel for her to lay on.
>>126455909
Does she thenstrip down, lay herself down on the towel, smiling and her eyes closed, feeling warm, trustful, and close to her husbando.
Waifu giving you a smile that makes your knees weak
Watching Frozen with your waifuand kids?
The only good thing to come out of this general is that one list of what the LIs would do when prompted for anal.
Everything else that you all have made or done has been fucking terrible.
>>126456948
Could you post it?
>>126456948
Hello.
>>126456948
I see. And where are you from?
>>126457449
Bioware Social Network
>>126457570
kek, good joke
>>126457331
Yes actually.
>>126457795
Why is Liara so perfect?
>>126458054
Why is Liara so frigid?
>>126457795
>Ashley
>hardcore Christian
Nope, try again.
