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>>126307767
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
Pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
Current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
So comfy.
2 comfy.
Pigalle is cute
CUTE!
Threadly reminder that this is the best mask
>>126398597
>biscuit
fucking britfags
>>126398658
What do you call them then?
>>126397967
Someone add me to the crew. FEAR_1337
>>126398736
Cookies.
>>126398736
Fried chicken.
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>126398736
Bolacha.
>>126398736
el hombre ginger
>>126398834
sent ;)
>>126399337
>olll
>is lllo
>>126399425
An innocent mistake.
Merry xmas /gtag/ enjoy the snow while it lasts
>>126398658
>>126398736
So this is the English version of Biscoito vs Bolacha
>>126399337
Thanks m8
>>126399337
Im on Playstation, so someone invite me to gta_general_vg please. Thanks anyway senpai
cozy
>>126401415
There's a first person mode, you know.
Thanks, ********
>not having a Snow Buggy
>>126398967
Biscoito*
>>126401613
FUCK NO, CARBINE RIFLE? I MADE A NEW CHARACTER SO I CAN ONLY HAVE THE SPECIAL CARBINE IN THAT SLOT, AND THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK MY SLOT UP WITH THAT SHITTY THING?
>00:06
Happy christmas guys.
>>126401613
What does the mask look like?
>>126401907
Dunno, gonna have to wait for the set up to finish before I can look at it.
>>126401837
>This autism
>>126401837
>Hating on my raifu.
Fuck you too, buddy.
>>126401837
>wah im getting free shit fuck you cuckstar
>>126402192
>I have no idea about weapon wheel hell in gta
Saints Row general is that way, buddy.
>J* says go under the christmas tree for supah fun gifts
>go under the tree
>nothing
>leave house
>got a bat in me hands
so that's the christmas magic they all talk about
>>126402296
Saints Row general ain't been a thing for a long time.
>>126401907
Not him
Mask looks like this.
>>126402863
Pretty nice
>>126401837
You know you can drop weapons, right?
>>126403097
Sure, just make it a ritual to drop tons of guns every few minutes after I have to reconnect to a session after >everyone left.
>>126401819
Isso.
>>126403196
I dropped a Micro SMG and it never returned, so I don't know what are you talking about
would it be too much work to put npcs in winter clothes
>>126403230
>>>/favela/
>>126403426
Because it's not owned by you, it was a pickup. Buy it then try and drop it, go on, I'll wait and have the last laugh.
>>126403571
I bought that Micro SMG, I used to use it before I bought the AP Pistol
Add me to the crew.
SC: Nakkha
>>126403910
Nah
>>126403910
You're full on crews, send an invite once you cleared it up.
>>126404104Max is 5, you just gotta leave one.
>>126403953
You stupid nigger, fuck you, I hate peoples like you do much, I hope you die drowned on your on cum
>>126404104
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag
Crap didn't know they had a limit, should be done know thanks.
>>126404341
>>126404341
okay
add me to the crew
Blazkowicz47
>>126402863ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT
>>126401837
ok
don't log in
>invite guy from /gtaog/ to pacific
>friend goes "inb4 lv30"
>actually is lv11
>he does well
>volunteers to drive kuruma at the last bit
>crashes about 45 times
>ends up in water
>7/10 would heist with again
>>126398546
where 2 cop
>>126405084
what
>>126405190
where can i find that sweet pussy wagon on the streets
or do i have to fork over shekels to find it on the motorsport site
so I take it the snowman mask will remain while all the others will disappear on jan 5th or whenver this ends?
>>126405242
You can find it driving around occasionally, usually by the Maze Bank Arena, but you have to buy it if you want to do anything to it.
62th for woof
>>126405067
lol
>In PS finale lobby with 2 friends
>Invite Crew to fill up the lobby
>GTAG guy joins, ~lvl 100 (hipster hiv?)
>Drives us through blain county, onto the rail tracks
>stops on the bridge and tells us to jump
>Suicides into the ground
>rages when he gets called an idiot
>Leaves
GTAG full of shits too desu.
>>126404371
>>126404983
Gotcha both
post your specsPC only
>>126405605
Thanks merry christmas.
>>126405437
>~lvl 100 (hipster hiv?)
you mean "HiperHiv", I joined a game and the first thing he did was killed me, i asked him why and he said "you killed me 5 times"
nigga, its my first time seeing your dumbass
Also, recently people and I mean non-4chins/reddit (actually reddit aswell) are joining pc gtag, and its very fucking annoying playing with these fucking morons who go around blowing up crew cars, crew killing, and being overall jackasses.
>>126405721
Thanks, widely.
>>126405605
thanks mate
>>126405785
Thats the guy.
He was raging against a few other GTAG guys the other day, and he killed me immediately after he quit the PS heist, then called me a hacker when I blew him away a couple of times after that.
>>126405672
I play on PS4.
As you can see here's why.
This laptop is really only for 4chan and college work.
I can play New Vegas on medium settings with about 40-50 fps (along with some minor input lag that won't go away no matter what I do).
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg
Please guys, add me. SC: FEAR_1337
>>126401837
Just spend all the bullets, it should go away.
>>126406482
>>126405672
:^)
>>126403230
Yes
>>126405672
Here you go.
>>126407530
>>126406482
is this real?
>>126398941
epic, simply epic
>>126408001
Hi, antibiotic
>>126407965
Dunno, test it yourself. Should work like every other crate weapon, don't see any reason why it wouldn't.
>>126408048
Hello, anon.
>>126408119
Oh god, he remembered my name!
>>126398597
*terrifying
Show me those filthy cars /gtag/
>>126408001
>WOOF WOOF
you rang
>>126408639
>>126408647
Check crew feed on social club.
>>126408582
>Does this look like the face of mercy?
>had no money, missed a payment on mechanic
>now have 300k+
>Mechanic says he's occupied, even if I'm standing in the road
Anyone else have this problem? Trying different fixes I found online (i.e. killing myself in garage, dumb things like that) but nothing has worked.
don't want to submit a Rockstar ticket thing because the last one I sent was in December of 2013 and I still haven't heard back from them.
I'm on Xbone btw
>>126412801
you have to wait until he's paid
>>126412890
That's what I'm trying now, could have sworn I was in the same session for more than 48 minutes (24hrs GTA time) but maybe I was wrong.
Was posting to see if anyone had any other fixes while I was waiting.
What cars are you driving in the 3 days of snow?
>>126413897
Warrener. Handles snow better than the Glendale I think.
Casco and Stirling GT is pretty fun to drive too.
>>126413897
Tampa desu in missions.
In races I am using for sports: Custom Jester, Custom Coquette (offroad tires on it), and Custom Schwartzer. For Super I am using Adder for dat traction.
But in the openworld I'm just rolling with the tampa which sucks in the snow because of the already massive wheelspin.
>>126414531
do you win a lot of races, anon?
I hate snow. It's impossible to hit anything with the hydra, and there is virtually 0 visibility near the shores.
How long till they remove it?
rebought this gmae for PC
I hope i did not fuck up
Is it worth it?
>>126414830
My overall ratio is about 1 win for every three losses.
So far in the snow I've come in 2nd every single time (I'm not joking, in about a dozen races) EXCEPT the time I used the Schwartzer, which is ironic because I assumed I wouldn't win and didn't pick what I thought was my best car.
Thats just for sports though.
I'm about 50/50 in the snow for supers.
>>126416095
No. PC is overrun with hackers. Have fun finding a game that is free of them.
>>126416095
You missed the golden age of haxbucks.
So have fun grinding endless for barely any progress or you can be a good little goy and giving in to buying fake money that can barely get you anything for some real dosh.
>>126415746
Get good, you cannon spamming scrub
today more than ever its easy to tell who has insecure tiny dick syndrome. all you need to do is kill someone with snowballs and they feel the need to go seal team 6 with assault rifles. cant we just have a snowball fight without having to prove yourself to me... i bet having a female character also adds to their butthurt.
just an observation.
>>126417078
Youre such a negative nancy.
Ive noticed servers are more peaceful with all the Christmas cheer.
>get on after months of not playing
>they still haven't removed the gang attacks on airfields
>>126417078
True that.
I was in a match earlier and got invited to be a bodyguard, so I took advantage of a buzzard and blew up some niggas lowrider.
Him and 4 other guys chimped out in chat and came after me for the next 20 minutes.
It was funny as fuck, for as many of them as there were I was still able to knock a dent in them. I almost always took out one with me.
Used up almost all my ammo but at the end 2 different groups came out of nowhere and began shooting at both me and the nigs attacking me. I left and did a mission not long after that.
But man them niggas was pissed in chat that I blew up their fucking shit.
>>126417391
gta is a game of popularity, not skill.
>>126416580
If you have a better way to get rid of whole organizations using tanks, I'd like to hear it.
>>126417391
Try attacking a "gamur gril" with a lobby full of white knights. That's even more hilarous.
>>126417558
Not even that, it's a game of grinding.
It is the epitome and a satire on capitalism.
Whilst being extremely fucking successful.
But hey, if it keeps them nigga's off the streets and not shooting kids I'm happy.
>>126417759
This is one of the reasons I have a female character. There's always some kid who's all too willing to act as a meat shield when somebody starts shit with me.
>>126417759
Oh I know it man.
I was in a match where someone did that and a bunch of fucks sperged out.
There was one guy that told the truth and said, "All you faggots aren't going to get laid with some 14 year old chick you're playing with."
And got told to fuck off.
What funnier isI'm pretty sure it wasn't actually a girl, it was a pre-teen boy pretending to be a girl. Sounded like a fag to me
>>126417648G E T G O O D
>>126417648
>he doesnt know about nade launchers
>>126417648
>>126418307
>Implying that everyone in GTAG is Lv100
Try again.
>>126418405
Grenade launcher unlocks at like 60.
>>126418509
>Implying that everyone in GTAG is Lvlike60
>>126403860
PC players can't permanently drop weapons.
>>126419061
Some master race
>>126417648
Order a Merry Weather hitsquad to attack one of them, then call Lamar and send a Mugger after them. They stop to blowup trucks, then the mugger steals their tank and drives off into the sunset.
its been a while since ive done that, might still work.
![6623379f17dee032418f463b443494e1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/653dRos.png "6623379f17dee032418f463b443494e1[1].png")
>>126405672
I want a new GPU.
How's everyone's Christmas eve? Has your grandmother made a drunken racist remark yet?
>>126398876
A cookie is a type of biscuit
>>126422132
She passed away earlier this year.
>>126422132
I'm not with my family and she doesn't drink.
>>126422378
I'm sorry for your lose.
>>126401837
Just use it as your silent option bro
>>126422431
Lol nerd
Beret for men when, R*?
>>126422132
She told me that my mom replaced me for a puppy and other family
>>126422803
Good times
>cash in all my adder bonds
>still only 6mil
Fug
>>126416362
A hacker gave me 3 million yesterday. I chickened out and closed the game because he trapped me to give me the cash. He would've given me a shitton if I hadn't.
>>126423620
In that instance just buy a shitton of T20s.
>>126423583
>Adder bonds
You been under that rock pretty long, huh?
>>126423880
Yep.
>>126423937
Well take a shower.
>>126397967
Add me. Solaratovz
>>126424038
After heist
Just got the game because it was on sale.
What do I prioritise my spending on?
>>126424336
Weapons
>>126424336
Welcome to the grind, brother. Invest in clothes, as soon you'll be living vicariously through your qt female character.
>>126424336
Pro-tip, only buy pistols that you absolutely want. They're with you forever and will clog up your weapon selection like crazy, particularly when driving with a controller.
>>126424336
Get a refund, it's not worth it.
>>126424336
Buy the Kuruma (Armored) vehicle, it is a very good investment.
>wen u fail pac standard
>>126405672
>Alienware 15
>Tampa
>Supercharger whine
>Open hood
>Carburetor
>join random
>90% of the time it's prison break
>88% of the time i'm dock duty
I hope they change this shit so that cop duty is equally as challenging to stop these shitters from picking le eazy mission all the time.
>>126425420
>i3
>16GB RAM
>2GB VRAM
Sure hope that's a prebuilt.
Is pc online fixed? I really want to play this game online. Specially the races
What settings am I going to have to play on?
>why did u delete >>126425420?
because speccy was fucking up but now it seems to be working.
trees i am a shitcunt bitch nigger fuckface, i hate every single person on the planet
me telling you to get out wasnt due to that, its because im not dealing with the police shooting at my fucking helicopter because its packed, the more people in it, the more it gets shot
fucking sorry
>>126425764
You can't fix P2P with chinks.
>>126425620
You bet your sweet ass it is.alienware alphai-it's compact
>>126425867
i have no idea what you're talking about
>>126426201
Peer to peer connections with people across the world who can't even run the game at a steady 60fps.
>>126426036
You'll probably have to tone down the game a lot. Medium with a thing or two on high, I'd guess.
Blater and qt desu
>>126426523
I enjoyed the korean version better.
>>126426523
>blater doing something with his life
nah nigga
>>126426523
>faggot
>>126426704
>blater going to school
>blater actually doing something
>blater interacting with people in real life
>>126426271
My issue is that i would never be able to find anyone. i would just be stuck in that quick search thing for hours.
>>126426606
Then post it, gaywad.
(dont tell anyone about the exclusive 2015 pair of pajamas with a buttflap you can only get on christmas day)
(they think its just a hat and a mask)
>>126426845
>>126427023
You have to add everyone you meet or the game will try to match you with people from your country.
>>126426523
>>126427221
Where do you get the buttflap pajamas?
Who the fucking literally who is Trees
>>126427441
doing this will solve my issue? It just sounds crazy
>>126427441
I must live in russia or china on alternating days by your logic
>>126428129
Yeah, I have 90 something friends and I rarely get matched with others from my country. Having a crew also helps. Back when I started, I'd always get thrown into national lobbies.
>>126425541
Dock duty is easy af, if you climb the ladder and parachute down.
You only have to kill 2 guys max.
>>126427221
There are no buttflaps on the gifted pajamas well at least on female characters.
>Still no option to transfer cars between characters
>My Roosevelt will forever be stuck on the character I don't like playing
>>126425814
>2GB Dell GPU
What the fuck even is that?
Send help
>>126426523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyihQtBes1I
>>126430724
Kill Yourself $500
so... how you get the red stocking mask?
I just got some ugly yeti mask but no red stocking.
>>126431693
Red stocking was from last year.
>>126431816
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52550/the-gta-online-festive-surprise-2015
"Also, all festive attire from years past will be available during the holiday period for all platforms including original Masks and Clothes from both last year's Festive Surprise and the original 2013 Holiday Gifts."
>>126416362
Transferred my funds from console
>>126432293
Oh, I dunno then. Have you checked the mask shop?
Applied to join /gtag/. Name is citizenmad
>>126433654
>>126424232
Gotcha both
>>126429520
I know that feel bro
>pajamas
>ammo
>snacks
wow gee, you really went all out on Christmas Day Rockstar.
I wish I wouldn't care about try hard faggots driving around in insurgents killing everyone, but I always just get caught up killing them and wasting a hour of my time.
Some pictures from my christmas adventure
>>126434324
>>126434146be thankful for what you got
>>126434324
>>126434446
Hud ruins everything. Press H next time.
>>126434446
>>126434508
Im on xbone, i tried though turning hud off in the settings doesnt affect the camera so i turned it back on
What pajamas did we get and do we get to keep the pajamas/abominable snowman mask?
>>126434706
In Rockstar Editor you can press down the analog sticks which removes the hud and then "Share" the image to take screenshot. Pretty sure Xbox can do that aswell.
I never knew that you could back a trailer with a boat on it into the water to maje the boat fall off
>>126435730
I was just using the built in screenshot feature but ill try that next time, thanks.
>>126435928
Forgot my shitty pic
>>126436026
>pc
>>126434706
>an actual Xbone GTAG
Wooooooooow.........
San Andreas looks like shit with snow. Fucking Rockstar...
how do I just go play the fun multiplayer game modes?
every time i try this game I just get put in freemode with my shitty phone blowing up with heist setups and other bullshit
I just want a 16 person team based carchase why does it have to be so complicated
>give some random people money
>everyone freaks out and reports me and tells the rest of the server and now I'm banned
Cool
Even the legit players are dumb autistic jackasses
The entire game is ruined by hackers and I can't even try to make up for it by having everything unlocked/giving shit to other players
There is literally no point to play this game legit when hackers are fucking everywhere and unlocked everything for themselves
Fuck this game, God dammit, why did they have to design it to be so easily exploitable
Why am I thrown into THE SAME matches with chinks and Russians or other European countries most of the time when there's 50,000 fucking concurrent players. I hit new game over and over again and all I get is one or two servers on the other side of the fucking world
God fucking dammit to hell
>>126436312
>GTA:Online
>fun
It's only fun when modder rains money bags on you so you can buy some fancy shit and enjoy the game for the 15 minutes. After that the fun is over.
>>126436590
>cries about hackers
>is hacker himself
take your prebuilt 1000$ PC and jump of a really tall building
>>126436714
Salty boys stay salty. I bet you're going to cry about 6million next.
>>126436714
>prebuilt
fuck yourself with a rake
>>126436765
Nah I'm cool but I find it amusing how much crying there is about hackers itt yet half the people here are banned cause they used mods.
>but i didn't blow up the lobby im the good guy why is R* punishing me?!?!?!?!
Anyone else have 4 gusenberg sweepers?
>>126436859
>implying I don't have 3 accounts
>>126436859
I'm not crying about hackers you dumb fuck I'm saying rockstar is fucking stupid and are making their game as unplayable as possible
Is GTA online for PC really that unplayable as the steam reviews indicate? It's the only reason why I'm interested in getting the game.
>>126437845
JUST GET IT ALREADY
>>126436019
>snow
>peds on beach in swimwear
>>126436662
but there's fancy cars and free helicopters everywhere, what in the world are you guys spending money on other than that gay as fuck armoured car for extreme tryhards
>>126437845
Yep it's terrible. You're thrown into only games with people on the other side of the planet where everyone's a hacker, and the game does "periodic entitlement verifications" meaning if you don't launch it while having internet acess after a few days you can't fucking play because you're supposedly a pirate, even though pirates already cracked this game and they don't even have to deal with that
Fuck rockstar
Pirate the game. Don't buy it, it's not worth it at all. You shouldn't have to choose between unplayable framerates on consoles or all this bullshit. Just pirate it
>>126437845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ1scW6vbKY
>>126438591
>>126438205
Got it. Avoiding it as I've already played SP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
>>126437965
They do that in russia
>every random I join I get platinum
I can't tell if this is good or bad
rate my bane
>>126439720
>hair
shit/10
>>126439761
cant have a clean shaved head on gta v shithead
>>126439810
I wouldn't know, considering I'm not bald
>>126439974
dam u ugly as fuck bro
>>126398967
Paulistas ruining everything once more
>you will never get to do real-life heist and grand theft with people from /gtaog/
why live
>>126440206
thats widely, pic related is meill let you guess
>>126440476
the one withoutclothes?
>>126440560I wish I was the one on the left, look at dat face
Holy shit this game is going to take forever to install.
>tfw snow will be gone by the time I get to play
Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
>>126441219
Thanks for the reminder, based anon.
>>126441219
Thanks for reminding me of my shit life and how I should, indeed have killed myself. Actually, I'll go be a sack of shit somewhere else.
>>126441219
Fuck off.
>>126436019
I've been looking for a trailer like that for months. Finally found one last night and brought it to the lake up in vinewood hills.
>>126441196
You had two years
>>126436590
>I can't even try to make up for it by having everything unlocked/giving shit to other players
Messing with the weapons or cars of other players without consent is literal rape. You're a monster.
>>126441443
This is my second time buying it so I've experienced the snow before. Doesn't make it any less rare or comfy.
>>126441503
Why are you buying it again?
>>126440337
Thank god for that. Most are autistic shut-ins.
Been part of gtag since deadgen and very few use their mic and even when they do it's just small talk, they never open up and have fun.
>>126441523
I've just upgraded from deadgen because my 360 stopped reading discs. Decided to buy it again because I liked the game and first person mode looks cool.
>>126441559
>wanting mic spewers
Normie, shoo shoo.
