fuck Christmas edition
>Letter from the Producer:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/276359-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXVI-Q-A-Update-Thread
>Current Event: Free Login Campaign: December 1st - 31st ( Free 96 Hours )
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0bedb1c411e10e90b863f223e0a18a3082fa5458
>Seasonal Event: The Starlight Celebration 2015:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Starlight_Celebration
>Seasonal Event: Final Fantasy XI: The Maiden's Rhapsody:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2015/The_Maidens_Rhapsody
>Patch 3.15 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/86c483a5b15766c988ee8db15f4eda117b9d66e4
>Resources, guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/27YG1xjJ
>Last time on /xivg/:
>>126369394
fuck YOU
xth for good edition
no friends on Christmas
xth for Emina.
Xth for stop pulling on my horns and tails guys, its not funny....
>>126396823
Sup.
Are Plague Doctor masks overdone?
>doing the first 6 older dungeons for relic
>realize just how fucking awesome these dungeons were compared to anything released in Heavensward
>mfw
hi lol
Post cute c@s
christmas eve selfie
>>126397278
Don't worry
You will be doing them for the next month or so
>>126397272
the top hat kills it
>le fancy steampunk doctor
fuck that noise
>>126397306
http://pastebin.com/LCSvEpnX
>>126397247
Tug my tail more
>>126397315
Cat
>>126397315
c@s with Santa h@s
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Already 3. Let's see if onahole gets banned for onaholing.
jesus this thread is cancer already
>>126397445
Please go away, Paks.
>>126397373
why are you here if you don't like the game?
Have these generals actually gotten worse with the avatarfagging?
>>126397272
>HEHEHEH LE BLOODPORN GLAMOR SOULS INSPIRED PLAGUE DOKTOR RELEASE MY PAIN INHIBITEURS HON HON BAGUETTA XDD
>>126397530
I want toworshiponalala!
>>126397445
>>126397495
i hope you have an accident in real life
>>126397656
sharpish
>Vhis noticed you
This truly is Christmas
>>126397542
Rinh came online around 2 hours ago and just started posting
Yes, it's Christmas eve
Yes, he's fishing for erp even today
Yes, he's probably taking new screenshots or creating suggestive webms right now
Yes, on Christmas eve
>>126397567
because whenever he decides to quit he realizes that he can't get attention ingame anymore so he resubs a day or two later
>>126397650
Holy shit, absolutely savage
>>126397570
Yes. Ever since the recent sale of ARR and the recent Live Letter the threads have gotten considerably worse than they were a few weeks ago.
>>126397762
Please dont support Banana Visse
>>126397656
Wow dont wish pain on my friend like that
xth for Balmungloids
>>126397762
Tickling her does not count.
>>126397315
Meow
>>126397838
they're literally the same
>GM contacts you after being vote kicked
>Asks if my intentions were to harass players by telling them they were under performing
>I reply they were the ones harassing me by under performing
>3 day ban
Fuck this shit community
>>126397926
So cute!
>>126397947
>wooooooow i got banned for being an asshole
>what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZYIyySxPE
Ho Ho Ho~!
>>126397928
No. They're not.
They move considerably faster than they did before, and most of the extra posts are either shitposting or avatarposting.
>WAR players claim to be the best tank
>Don't even have 20% mitigation stance like PLD and DRK
>but muh inner beast!
end yourselves
>>126397969
Y-you mean it?!
>>126398004
it's pasta
>>126398047
so it's literally the same then
>>126398067
>>126397947
>I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!! XXDDDD
Did you open your presents already, /xivg/?
I gota whole bunch of shitposting.[/spoiler[
>>126397390
is there more?
Do any of you PCfags use a controller? If so, why?
>>126397762
>you will never build a custom bed where you trap spiderc@ inside the mattress and trapping their barefeet in cutout holes at the top of the bed so you can use their soles as a pillow forever
gotta put this on my christmas list
>>126398105
>this salty over WAR pasta
WAR detected
>>126398186
>do any of you non disabled human walk with a walking stick , if so why
>>126398090
Of course not. Idiot.
>>126398004
>underperfoming doesn't make you an asshole but disliking it does
fuck off reddit
>>126397959i've already jacked off to your lala 3 times now, please end it
Post devilish dragons and scaly seductress's
Throwback!
Dragons are so adorbs. I don't think I see enough xth's for dragons? Just always cats.
![07b1e6a7fc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8WSBr2R.png "07b1e6a7fc[1].png")
>>126398194
eat my cavernous gaping asshole you twat, your pasta is stale as shit
>>126398186
lol how does that even work?
>>126398301
this would have been better used for vjeras orbiters
>warriors keep on letting eye drop for more than 5 seconds at a time
>apply it myself
>"I'm doing it, you don't need to do it"
>next one drops for over 5 seconds again
AND
>join farm party
>warrior is asking the NIN if they can do it so he can sneak in an extra BB and gain more DPS
AND
>warrior doesn't use a built sunder on new adds
>attack it and pull agro
>"wtf why didn't you use quelling strikes"
>"I did'
>"why didn't you give me a few seconds to build agro then"
AND
>warrior tries to do fight in Deliverance, tell them the healer is new and learning the ropes so they'd appreciate Defiance instead
>he pulls anyway and acts surprised when he dies
AND
>try to go back to NIN after mudra fix
>join farming party, goad the BRD first
>WAR: "wtf why aren't you goading me instead"
>proceed to give him the next two Goads because he kept screaming for them
>next phase he begins asking for Paeon and complaining I didn't give him enough Goads
Man I hate Warriors. All of them. Every other class meshes and works with eachother, Warriors think it's okay to harm the healers DPS and the DPS's DPS just so they can do 750 DPS instead of 700.
>duty starts
>leave
I don't play.
>>126397838
/xivg/ is arguably the worst general on /vg/ at this point.
Virtually zero discussion of the actual game goes on here. It's all just popularity contests and men trying to have internet sex with other men. I'm not sure why the mods just haven't nuked this fucking general yet.
>>126398118
Hnnnnnnnng
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126397959
First onahole of the thread boys
>>126398472
Ok guffy, we know
>>126398090
Yes post more pics.
>>126398186
What make's Spiderc@s feet more appealing than any other c@s?
>>126398501
they have nuked it several times, or well one mod in particular has
>>126398472
Ok guffy, we know
>>126398378
idk i fantasiad into cat and really liked it
i planned to go back to squid chan but hhhh i dunno
i really like my cat
>>126398563
You first!
>>126398479
Global Rule 13 broken :)
>>126398118
Technically no, two friends gave me a total of three games and I have them downloaded. Just waiting for Christmas to play them.
>>126398501
i'm pretty sure it HAS been deleted before, it's really really awful, and i've been a regular in several /vg/ threads before
>Transfer from NA to EU
>Actually have fun playing now
>Great chat banter
Explain this, NAtards?
>>126398621
both are shit anyway
>trialing a new monk
>does 1370 on a dummy with non-bis
>we give him a trial
>900 dps on faust
We just got PROCI'D
>>126398715
americans are fucking idiots
what a revelation
>>126398672
global rule 6 broken!!!
>>126398713
Can't say shit about it. If Hiro-chan could actually speak English we might get some reform on /vg/.
Mods are probably just contributing to the faggotry here though.
>>126398501
It's been nuked on multiple occasions. Just have to wait for Fecalith-sensei to sperg out and start mass reporting and spamming walls of gibberish again.
>>126398715
lol that's true for every fucking game, the european community is always more adult and enjoyable.
>>126398657
I don't have many, I don't play anymore ;_;
>try to play WoW
>end up hating it even more than XIV
>come back to XIV
>keep playing it even though I hate it
Fuck this game, fuck this game, fuck this game, fuck this piece of shit game.
>>126398735
idk bro i like my cat and my au ra a lot
>>126398758
Maybe he was nervous. Give him a few chances.
>>126398715
>tfw want to move to an eu server but all of my friends are here
>>126398901
Your cat is cuter.
I've been wanting to get into this, and now it's in the humble bundle, should I get it?
So why are people bitching about avatar fags and non game talk at all. If its that bad create some yourself. Look at eu/real nigga hours/lore fag hour its a mix of game talk and avatars. Then comes american hours and people post the same tank bait and bring nothing new.
>>126398332
There's no escape
>>126398901
No really stop sniffing asses you are not a dog
>>126398979
Don't transfer and leave your friends behind on a whim just because you could potentially have better chat elsewhere.
>>126395945
Because its a pretty big server. I'm currently on a really small one (goblin)
>>126396159
>>126396193
Hm...thanks for the prices! A LOT lower than on mine; theyre a little over 5m here
>>126396195
>>126397061
I don't have a character on balmung because its hard to get a new character created there, so it's hard for me to see what I could flip to make profit without having to ask this board. I don't mind asking the price for a few things, but I dont want to be a burden or bother people. It seems like everything is cheaper on balmung than on my server, though, so i dont know if flipping and making a profit is doable.
sorry for taking so long to reply everyone, I was doing an expert. 50 more esos til I can get my 210 body piece!
>>126399009
Sure, it's bretty chill. Play it for the story.
>>126398672
>>126398812
Ebic.
>>126398889
Tell me about it.
>>126398969
It's pasta.
>>126398758
>Taking a MNK
>Ever
Ha.
>>126399016
>make post about game
>5 seconds later it gets pushed way up because 10 other people are avatarfagging and circlejerking after your post
>no one ever sees your post
>>126399016
people like to complain instead of actually trying to talk about the game
>>126398621
>no more squid-chan
;_;
>>126399016
Euro hours is literally garbage teir ERP hour. Through I do come to spice it up
>>126399001
>hating squid chan
FUCK you
>>126399218
yeah idk i liked her a lot but i like the cat animations way more
(You)
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126397959
>>126399026
>>126399026
>>126399026
>>126399026
Quality Onahole Fantasy XIV discussion
report report report
>>126399016
EU morning time, which should be around real nigga hours for you americucks is the best, this thread is actually comfy and there's a bit of everything, including constructive game discussion.
>>126399189
Literally three fucking seconds (>>126399184). God damn I am rolling.
>>126399184
Your post must be boring as fuck then
>sitting in hottub while I eat and watch stuff on my second monitor
>happily drinking my beer
>couldn't be happier
What are you up to this christmas /xivg/?
Which c@ deservesconsensual sex in the missionary position?
How true is this anon?
>>126399297
squids a shit
I'd eat your cat like calamari tho
>>126399016
this >>126392273
>>126399320
"nigga" is on a roll; 3 selfies
>>126399387
Fine IRL but I wish I had friend in game to hang out with ever. My FC is alright but they're always busy with serious stuff. No ebins like me since I'm not crazy enough.
>>126399320
i guess mayb
i kinda wanted to try elezen or male au ra/midlander
>>126399387
eternally suffering
>just realized i forgot to wrap my mum's present
bzzzzzzzzr
>>126398715
>originally played on an EU server
>met some cool Brits, Scots, Austrians, Germans, Finns, Scandinavians, Italians, and the occasional French that wasn't a stereotypical shitter for their nationality
>had to transfer to a NA server because the extra ping triggered my autism
Sometimes I wish I lived on the other side of the Atlantic.
>>126399297
>animations
REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>126399538
ktf anon. It hurts.
>talk about the game
hilarious meme, theres like what, 4 raids that are actually relevant and everyone who cares knows how to do them
there is one way to play your class, the right way, it's obvious, easy and not really up for discussion. 'should i use skull sunder after heavy swing???'
or maybe we should argue which tank clears expert roulette 30 seconds faster
please post bikini cats
>>126399387
>hottubs
godsent.
im blissfully ready for the holidays tomorrow, but still sick. i should be 100% better tomorrow but today i need to catch up on dailies lost
>>126399538
Italians are the best players ever
seriously they're great
Best EU subcommunity
How is the /d/ fc? I'm a kinky motherfucker. But I wanna know what I'm getting into if I switch out of ather.
>>126399747
>the background
>just completed Void Ark for the first time
>it's shitI miss CT
>>126399745
And this poster should be banned, along with his mlady Fecal Carbine
>>126399381
Not really. It's the fact that people here simply don't want to talk about the game, and people elsewhere (/v/) know not to come here if they actually want to talk about the game, so we're stuck with regulars who do nothing except avatarpost, drowning out any possible discussion of the game.
Post some Christmas music you fuckers
So for the people that clear a3s, what dps numbers are your DRG's pulling?
At Ilvl 209 myself, Thordan weapon and doing about 1050 through the whole fight according to the person that runs ACT.
Seems pretty low and I'm probably fucking somthing up since I seem to parse high in all other fights.
>>126399745
>talks about how we already know everything about the game
>implies we haven't seen the same cat butt 10,000 times
>>126398118
Stop making me want to go back to my roe and dress like a slut.
>>126399796
>I wanna know what I'm getting into
What do you mean? It's an ERP Free Company originating from /d/.
Where are the lalas? I need something to make me feel better.
>>126399745
Why do you guys keep saying theres 4 raids? Thats like saying Warlords has like 30+ raids. Stop lying and calling each boss fight a raid.
>>126399903
nah im just saying this place is a fun shithole and people should relax and not get mad at a 4chan thread
How do you guys keep playing this game so long? I'm amazed at how you guys keep the game fresh yourselves share your secrets.
>>126398169
It's comfy
>>126399387
>What are you up to this christmas /xivg/?
Getting my present early if you know what I mean~
>>126399763
puoi smetterla di dire cazzate, grazie
>>126400079
>>126400013
>Leveled first class to 60, never raided
>"Ohhh, this other class sounds fun!"
>Level it to 60
>"Ohhh, this other class sounds fun!"
>Another 60, etc
One day I'll bother raiding.
>>126400079
Who is the cutest ebin?
>>126400170
>>126400191
>>126399745
discussing catbutts, cute lalas and random slightly unrelated shit is fine
blatant samefagging, avatarfagging, thread personalities, blogging, people talking to each other like it's their FC chat, endless shitposting, drama, attention whores, people the same pic of their character 10 times per thread, etc. really isn't.
>>126399942
Is it old /d/ or neo /d/ I mean if its "muh futa" I'd rather stay on Balmung but if there's a solid group that RPs niche fetishes. I might shell out some sheckles and move
>>126400243
me whats up
>>126400243
spuki bugi, ingame and irl
>>126400187
You're not missing all that much, especially in this patch.
It's mostly just an excuse to do something with other people.
>>126400243
puttel 'medium hot' mon
>>126400013
Just do random things eith people or chat with people, its somewhat fun.
Full bard party a2n? Hell yea lets go. Titan ex with minimum ilvl, challenging but fun
>>126400243
>Ayase
>>126400187
are you literally me
Why is there a maint at christmas again?
>>126399635
Even the girls are cute. They're fun to talk to and playfully tease.
>>126399763
I usually find Italians, Brits, Austrians, Germans, and Finns to be up there in the better EU subcommunities, especially the Finnish. They don't fuck around.
>>126399884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR41nFMREBE
>>126400013
Level multiple jobs and do a whole bunch of things to shake the pace up.
>>126400390
>DUDE MEEMEES
>cute
>>126400386
If this is the kind of shot I would get to do on Balmung with you guys I need to transfer. Because nobody does this shit in my FC or in my server.
Summoning a succubus!
I know you're there
So, we all know who the cutest ebin is...
But who is the ~ugliest~ ebin?
>>126400567
probably me
>>126400243
I dont think Cameron is an ebin, so probably Spiderc@.
>>126400567
spuki, in game and irl
>>126400567
ippiki
>>126397258
Allagan gear? That's for low-tier grunts.
High Allagan is what the elites use.
>>126400567
Paks
>>126400321
There's a lot of F-list using, look up the FC, the site has lots of info.
>>126400615
I don't know. When we interacted last night I thought you were kinda cute, though admittedly I didn't see too much.
>>126400165>mfw c'è un altro Italiano nel thread
spero che tu non giochi su phoenix altrimenti questo è imbarazzante
>>126400479
BecauseFUCK GAIJIN!
>>126400567
Well i dont do any of that with people here, all in my normie fc because they're open to random shit
>avatar related we're playing mount darts
>>126400774
Actual story behind middle finger?
>>126400321
>I might shell out some sheckles and move
Just make an alt.
>tfw born in old /d/
>molded by it
>but love neo /d/
Futa Friday, every day.
I'm the wrong person to ask about niche fetishes, bloodplay, corruption, and animal cocks just seem like normal shit to me.
>>126400746
replaced,,,,,,,,
>>126400845
He was just showing off a ring he was wearing on it, apparently. Someone asked about the ring and he presented.
>>126400746
what
why would i call myself ugly also
>>126400708
Apologies, bloodline, but Allagan gear is objectively the best.HA is for padawans.Nothing personal...
>>126400845
Supposedly he was showing off the ring on his finger, which was related to the Dragon Quest event or something.
People took it out of context and claimed that it happened during some live event where Yoshi was on Tonberry server and players were coming to mess with him.
Source: Google "ffxiv yoshida finger"
>>126400751na, sono su balmung, purtroppo riesco a giocare solo sera tardi a causa del mio lavoro. Senza offesa, saremmo anche simpatici e tutto, ma devo ancora vedere un gruppo ita che gioca bene a qualcosa online
>>126401090
I dunno. Low self-esteem moe?
>>126401181
>>126400751
Speak burger you filthy savages
Reminder 1.0 butts were just as flat as they are now
Looking for two deeps and a tank for a vault run , balmung
Is the suit of astrum mail you get from 2.3/2.4 msq dyable?
>>126401181
Ok Jose Cuervo, go speak spic somewhere else
>>126401418
name
A part of me just knows that when I finally sit down to do my daily animus-stuff-grab I'm going to be half-drunk and bloated on food.
Truly, what Christmas is all about.
>>126401423
is it 100 or 110? 110 is dyeable, 100 isnt
>>126401278
statte zitto va che se continui ti mollo na sleppa che ti trasformo la faccia in un picasso
>>126401484
Can you give me yours , please ?
>>126401429
all me, rat king
>>126401564
Fai schifo
Pezzo di merda
Fai proprio schifo
Vafanculo
Stronzo bastardo
>>126401496
It's 110. Thanks.
I bet the maintenance is due to all the new content they have been adding recently
>>126401106
The Allagan visor only offers an aesthetically pleasing way of masking oneself on short notice, like for kids' parties, weddings, and emergency visits to Courtsean's coven. For dealing with mere civilians I'll concede that Allagan /would/ suit your needs, although the Gordian armor is more subtle (once you scrub away the stench of cheese).the way the i100 PVP helm works with the allagan set is actually perfect, hopefully the midas set works well with one or the other. . .
>>126401828
cheeky
*crawls into ur colon through the process of anal unbirting, prolapsing your anus while doing so. once i reach ur colon i deposit a brown log there so u can give birth to it. such is the circle of life; akh morn of shit*
>>126400498
>Tfw Dutch
>Tfw most of us are fucking casual
I've had the most success raiding with Bongs and Finns here desu
>>126402124
It's like poetry.
i'm sleep
merry christ ma s
>>126402124
Now this is something to fap to!
>>126402231
Bye. Hope you die in your sleep.
>people running around with their weapons out to show of their relic
ok i get it, it glows, very nice now get it out of my face
>tfw watching One Punch Man and idling in housing with other guildies chatting about game things
Feels good, /xivg/
>>126402124
I came...
>>126402345
so do i desu
>>126402124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>126401620
Sugiura Ayano. I was finally going to level my ACN but this queue doesn't seem like its going anywhere at the moment.
>>126402367
>thinking the glow is the Relic
Anon...
Hi! I hope you are having a good night! Just walking by here to tell everybody to have some great holidays!Yay!
>>126402231
merry catmas
>>126402630
whatever, step 2 i think, i'm not paying attention to that grindy shit
>>126402757
who is this cute jaiba
pls be my gf
>>126402439
If you do, I'll make sure your corpse is given to the finest taxidermist, then to the finest animatronics team.
>>126402885
>>126402894
>>126402390
>liking One Punch Man
What's your IGN so I can blacklist you?
tfw will never be anyones pocket medic
not even gay or anything
>>126403307
Is no one fucking doing phase 2 of relics or something? Been sitting in queue for 15 minutes as a goddamn healer.
>>126403243
Kind of like that except maybe also singing "It's a small world after all"
>>126403437
It should be popping, it usually takes 15-20 minutes to get a hit on the level 50 dungeon roulette but it should still come soon.
If you can rope in some friends to unsynch bum-rush them, you totally can do that and it counts.
>>126403437
the dungeons?
just low man it with friends. you do have friends right??
>>126403437
its xmas
only absolute life failures are online right now
>>126403437
unless you can't farm thordan there's no reason to go through step 1 and 2 again to give alt jobs an i200, while those who are doing it for the main job are all at step 3
But it's Christmas anyway dude you can't expect a lot of people to play on this day
In what situations should I use Assize? Should I always have it on cooldown? Should I use it while on Cleric or not?
So what is the race make up of this general? Au ra standing by!
>>126403932
erp
>>126402142
Oh fuck, I forgot about the Dutch! Sorry, anon. You guys are cool, too.
>>126403932
Keep it on cooldown if you're in Cleric Stance unless you need MP for a certain MP drain phase (i.e. Straf Doll's Whirblwind attack in A4S) or as an emergency heal outside of Cleric Stance.
>>126404035
shapeshifter here
>>126403932
do you need mp, use it
do you need a fast aoe heal, use it
do you not need mp or a heal, use as dps
do you know something is coming and you need to to burn adds or aoe heal regain mp, save it
>>126403570
Or people trapped at work.
>>126404035
fantasia bodyhopper here, i can be whatever i like in the blink of an eye......i may or may not be in the character editor right now.
>>126404270
Elezen female
>>126404035
cat
>>126404591
i suppose i could just for a bit..
but why
>>126403570
>tfw not online right now
d-does this mean that maybe I'm not a total failure?
Don't reckon someone on Balmung could help me with the last part of "A Journey to Remember" seasonal quest?
I'm more than a bit under leveled for the Bronze Lake, and I'm not sure if I can level up to 34 before the event ends.
>>126405012
post your feces so i am sure i am not helping a honksaint bro
>>126405012
Sure, invite me Unnamed Neko
>>126404630
cat
>>126405012
Four levels in seven days?
Whatever, on my way.
>>126405097
how fucking uncreative do you have to be to have that kind of name
>>126405089
Here he is again, even on Christmas' Eve he doesn't rest.
>>126405012
>no one here
Or not.
>>126405283
3 am trying to get on balmung as fast as possible creativity.
ya i know
>>126405114
Thanks, I'll be near Bronze Lake in a few minutes.
>>126405097
Sending invite now.
>>126405375
I had left to do some other quests. En route now. Please wait a few minutes.
>>126405421
>few minutes
Chargen was weaker than I expected and to what I'm used too but I think she's alright so I don't give a fuck.No free camera that I've found so far so meh.
>>126404630
spiderc@ is
WAY
TOO
TALL
>>126406001
max height cats are best cats, anon
I have come to exterminate this thread, this game, and all of it's players.
If you try to stop me you will get fukt up lmao
