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"It's Christmas!" edition
Previous thread >>126265914
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
I wish you all Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Remember to never give up /utg/
Here's your jolly anger to keep you all going.
>>126281787
Merry Christmas senpaitachi
Also, nth for Chara
n'th for nwah
Nth for christmas bones.
Anyone have the "I don't have genitals" pic? That never fails to make me laugh. Fucking sans' face.!
First for requesting Edgegote, Mettaton, Burgerpants and Flowey
ITT WE POST CHRISTMAS PICS
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Mouthless-Undertale-579734708
This is the true perfection, lads.
>>126282023
I gotcha senpai
Which were you, Anon?
>>126282048
Why did he do it?
Why people celebrating Christmas even is they not Christians? Maybe they should celebrating new year instead?
>>126282073
source?
>>126282160
shut up nerd
For christmas I want someone to draw Sans, Frisk, and other undertale characters on this book cover. Seems appropriate.
nth for Momposting on the Fastlane
>>126282140
Challenger
>>126282048
I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
>>126282140
Challenger
Though I made sure to cockblock Chara before she could murder Asgore and attain true demon-hood.
good morning /utg/, have a shy goat
>>126282205
Goat poster, you're sinner and will burn in hell.
>>126282140
Challenger with a hint of wanting to get boned
>>126282073
Thanks, man. This is probably the only Sans/Toriel pic I like. Very in character and I freaking love Toriel's natural disappointment.
>>126282140
Haven't done it yet. Too big of a pussy.
>>126281956
What game is this? Is it good? You guys post it a lot.
>>126282041
Sounds like a plan.
>>126282041
not entirely christmas, but it fits
>>126282140
Challenger with a side of Emotional. Took me a little while before i jumped on the run because of the feels.
I don't regret it, sans is fun as fuck.
Anyone have that comic where Frisk kills himself instead of fighting Asgore?
>>126282285
Don't worry about me, I'll just give the church 10 bucks before I kick it
Reminder to never lewd the shotegote
Reminder to never lewd the Papyrus
Reminder to never lewd the Sans
Reminder to never lewd the Tom Hardy
Reminder to never lewd the Drawfags
Reminder to never lewd the Writefags
Reminder to never lewd the Blook
Reminder to never lewd the Memeghost
Reminder to never lewd the Edgeghost
>>126282314
Why not
>>126282226you working on another fic?I really like your stuff
How would you go about romancing your waifu/husbando from Undertale? Go detailed if you must.
>>126282293
The semi sequel pic is also great.
This artist is pretty much the only one I can think of that makes the couple likable to me. The others shit on Asgore too much.
Reminder to feed Papyrus canned peaches
>>126282160
In russia, under the soviet era, most of our Christmas traditions were shifted to fall under New Year's. We had the tree at New Years, we had presents at New Years.
But mother fucker, we live in the states now. I get two days off for Jesus, only 1 for New Years. I'm celebrating Christmas.
>>126282416
I would ask the edgegoat if he wanted to grab a drink sometime
then I would hit on him while we're sauced
>>126281940
papy ;;
>>126282416
An intense game set in my booby-trapped house filled with bear traps, improvised shrapnel devices, a remotely activated chainsaw trap and me wearing a balaclava, night vision goggles, and polka dot underwear rolling around tactically with a colt peacemaker.
>>126282416
I would like to cuddle with the momgoat for an eternity
>>126282293
Hotline Miami, Anon. It's a fun game
It's also feature someone who will bring down a certain fish to Justice.
Have some shitty AUANGER.
>>126282435
Regardless of me disliking Soriel, some of their stuff is cute.
But some of their stuff is also so OOC it hurts.
YFW a german girl can star in a porn when she is 14, but can't buy it legally until she is 18
>>126282620
I've noticed that too. But then again most soriel stuff feels really OOC.
>>126282465
> praise to gay Jew
Of c'mon
>>126282405
I told an anon a few threads ago I'd work on a Tori comfy fic, but I haven't started it yet.
Besides I'm leaving in a few days for a new year's trip and I probably won't be able to post here, so I don't want to neither rush it nor leave people hanging.
>>126282376
>Reminder to never lewd the Tom Hardy
I will lewd whoever I want.
>>126282073
Hotline Miami 2.
If you haven't played the first one, go for that.2nd one isn't that great but the 1st is a must-play.
>>126282623
I'm pretty sure you saw this one coming.
>edgeriel in wedding dress
>edgeriel in token post-sex button-up shirt
edgeriel in imminent-sex honeymoon lingerie when?
Now time for the most depraved thing I've ever drawnI'm confirming Chara as a girl, I have drawn MUCH better shota in the past and this just didn't work
>>126282623
YFW as you finally realize how much of your life you have wasted
>migrate at bump
>everyone just migrates as soon as it's posted
cmon guys
>>126282338
Haha, what the fuck?
>>126282435
Haha, I love seeing Toriel as a real woman, who sticks to her guns despite having real needs.
>>126282416
I wouldn't. Undyne has a girl and is a ultra lesbo.
>>126282391
So, I'm stupid, I thought one of the jokes of Snowdin's tree tradition was that people GAVE presents to Santa. Like, a reversal of normal Christmas. Is that not what the description of the tree says?
>>126282748
whoops
>>126282293
>>126282674
true but considering they know how to do them in character, it's kind of extra annoying to see them mess up so much as well.
>>126282590
>>126282817
why people like pardo so much
beard or richard were so much better
>>126282824
What did you expect?
I've given up trying to reason with people who get hard at early threads
>>126282416
Would ask him for help on solving puzzles to initiate friendship, let him go on his speeches and listen intently, then, if he seems receptible, ask him if he'd be okay with me cooking spaghetti for him. This will dazzle him with my amazing cooking skills and hopefully he will have romantic feelings for me at that point, if not, I will let him cook spaghetti for me. Also dress sexy with stockings and garterbelts and whatnot, and a nice little dress. Try to be as entertaining as possible.
>>126282845
>Haha, I love seeing Toriel as a real woman, who sticks to her guns despite having real needs.
The massive goatdad dick is tempting, but she sure as hell isn't gonna go back to him just for that.
>>126282623
yfw you can legally have sex at age of 15 in Poland, but you can't watch it until you're 18
>sex in the dark
>"I forgot to pull back"
>>126282806
Oh my fucking god nobody fucking cares just kill yourself already you stupid faggot.
>>126282806
This is my otp
>>126282703
>>126282739
NO
ANON STAP
>>126282623
so they sell that stuff in stores in Germany?
>>126282817
Is that the Hatred beta? That was an edgy ass game.
Also every second I have been alive has been wasted. There are too many realities for this one to matter
Reminder to keep it cool, /utg/
>>126282758
Goat marriage is best marriage.I want an edgegoat bride all of my ownto cum into every day on our honeymoon
>>126282981
Calm down
>>126282824
Tragedy of the commons, yo. I know no one else will stay, so I don't. Just avoid making the thread early.
>>126283041
>Goat marriage is best marriage.
That's true.
>>126282338
>>126282845
Chara fucked up the supper, that's what happened.
>>126283118
Pic related is not okay, anon.
>>126282140
>Emotional "But Has To Do It"
These genocide players are the worst. They keep acting like doing this hurts them, but they are no better than any of the other genocide players because they will keep going regardless. If they REALLY cared, they would have stopped at Toriel or Papyrus.
Challenger master race.
>>126283160
this satisfies me greatly
>>126282701
whenever you feel comfortable writing. take your time
hope you have a good new years
>>126283180
But why not?
>>126283191
If it really hurt them they wouldn't do it.
Sure in a normal RPG you have to, but Undertale gives you a choice.
Talk about MTT
>>126283191
>There was always a choice. You just fucked it up!
>Deep down, you knew we had to die.
>>126283346
His tongue tastes likerobot
Anyone else only staying alive because they feel like they can end it whenever they want? I enjoy this kind of power. I wonder how far it will take me./
>>126283346
He's a good friend.
I want to marry Gaster!
>>126283464
what the fuck
>>126283346
Being such a multitalented entertainer, being not only a triple threat, but also a competent news anchor and chef, what sort of show do you think MTT will star in as soon as he gets to the surface?
>>126282140
i wish to fuck the skeleton
What do you think the story will change if Toby added different storyline for Hard mode?
>>126283601
His own show, that'd be peaking popularity charts.
I want to marry a fish
>>126282140
Challenger + Indifferent
>>126283484
You can't marry Gaster
>>126283680
Post your favorite undertale picture/gif/webm
Anyone half the alphys "I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" That is probably my favorite, but this one is good too.
>>126283632
I wonder how he would handle that whole Chara buisness and Frisk's name reveal.
>>126283601
He will get a lot of atttention.
>>126282617
Does this count?
I want to take the goatto McDonalds.
Is there Undertale parody to Durarara's ending image?
>>126283484
How would you marry someone who is probably barely solid and glitches in and out of reality.
>>126283632
Either a completely different end game for true pacifist involving Chara where you really have to work your ass off to get a happier ending, or one where you save the goat kid but the ending is way more bitter sweet for everyone involved.
>>126283779
I really like this picture even if its not funny
>>126283735
Try stopping me
I wish to make world without killings and violence.
>>126282140
Was "has to do it" at first, then become "wants to be boned"
is there any art of ut characters wearing cool fashion stuff?because i'm a trendy millennial and it disappoints me that nobody's drawn a fashion gote yet
>>126283230
Thanks man!
>>126283863
I fucking choked on my tea
>>126283746
Lovely.
Alright, /utg/, it's time again. http://strawpoll.me/6347135
>>126283779
No contest
>>126283905
So why did you feel you 'had to do it"? Or you one of those games that have to 100% everything in order to be satisfied or what? Not judging just wondering
>>126283118
Did Toriel save her virginity for Asgore or was she a naughty girl before the royal marriage?
>>126283987
This is a silly poll
Napstablook and Happstablook are pure.
>>126283987
>It's a "anons who want to be prominent circlejerk" post
>"It ain't me" starts playing
Quick, anons.
Postmusic covers!
https://soundcloud.com/wellmanicuredman/bildungsboneman
>>126283908
Exhibit A
>>126283779
Truly the greatest :)
>>126283987
Gonna be honest Angeranon, I don't really understand your gimmick.
>>126284108
https://soundcloud.com/renim_g/99-problems-but-toriel-isnt-one
>>126283320
I hope there is a momgoat in heaven
>>126284117
Most gayish goat. Even goat in dress can't beat him.
>>126283632
Well Frisk's name reveal will have to be different obviously. Man, I really want Hard Mode to be a thing. Tougher battles, challenging puzzles,a happier ending, and the option to date every boss.
>>126283834
I need more pics of taking the shotagoat to mundane places like mcdonalds and such
and just seeing his little eyes brighten when he sees the play area
>>126284117
i mean that's a pretty dope fit but it's not /fa/ enough
>>126284012
W-why are you asking me questions?I just wanted to see more of the game since I love it so much.
It's okay anyway as long as I save them again.
>>126284117
That Rainbow mascara and horn bows are just too much. I can just imagine Frisk off screen laughing at him
I wanna see Sans cosplay as Wolf from Payday / rob a bank
>>126283601
Probably some sort of variety show that he hosts and does some of the skits on, and has guest stars and musical numbers. That seems like it fits him best.
>>126284243
GOTCHA COVERED FAMZILLA
I'm gonna draw that sometime
>>126284236
>option to date every boss.
I just want to drink Tea with Asgore and get his POV on everything.
>>126284268
>It's okay anyway as long as I save them again.
Good luck with that
>>126284321
good tasteperspective's kind of fucked though
>>126284092
Post cute ghost cousin interactions.
>>126284185
Honestly? I just want to see peopleANGRY.
>>126284370
>implying I can't
git gud m8
>>126283965
Agore That tea is poisoned
>>126284427
Hapstablook's ( that's metattons ghost name right?) expression is so amazing here. Someone needs to make a reaction imagine out of it that reads "OH YES INTENSIFIES"
>>126284405
my heart man
>>126284405
It's all over the place yeah
still better then any attempts I've made at drawing
>>126284321
TFW no photoshop on your laptop
>>126284297
>Walks in
>ALARM SOUNDED: GUARD WAS ALERTED
>Gensec elites pull in
>Sans sees a green light in the corner of his vision
>RRRRRRRRRRRR
>"The safeword is police brutality!"
>>126284243
I wana take the shotagote to Mcdonalds so I canFuck him in the bathroom
>>126284509
Honestly I don't know what's more cruel
Genociding everyone remorselessly or literally erasing the consequences by proving you're still more powerful than the being you brought to power through Genocide. That just seems unfair, I bet even Flowey finds us sick
>>126284427
Are the ghost drawfags taking requests?
>>126283632
Hard Mode unlocks only if everybody finish their game on pacifist
>>126284610
why would you taint such an innocent image
>>126284623
>implying
Sans would be an OP bankrobber
>>126283834
Oh me too, i heard they have very nice bathrooms.
>>126284636
The mighty Angeranon is disturbed and is going over here now.
>>126284801
>da pic
>>126284719
depends on what the request is
Reposting from yesterday
>>126284726
You don't know me.
Or my fetishes.
Let me help you.everything is my fetish.
>>126284724
>tfw toby beats MGS once again
>>126284814
Lol no, cus there fat nerds shit and sick everyday.
>>126284860
Neato fish!
Do you mind if I save it good friend?
>>126284942
Of course you can, buddy! :)
>>126284708
Through determination everything is possible.Who cares about that faggot flower anyway.
>>126284857
bring it nerd.
>>126284989
>chara will never gush about you
Why exist?
>>126284885
That is the reddit cap that isn't even complete and that was on monday.
>>126285030
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
>>126284989
Good point
>>126285060She probably does gush if you do Genocide, erase the world and move onto the next game instead of coming back for more. Take her LOVE with you, Anon
A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwP86Onjfg
How can be people be so fucking wrong
>>126285124
a nerd, can't you read?
>>126285128
This right here is how you save Asriel. I did it my first playthrough, I did it on the genocide run.
>You will never pull your blood covered dick from this mouth
Why live?
>>126284883
Mettablook acting lewdly to an offscreen person but receiving something cute instead like a headpat or a bellyrub and being annoyed about it.
>>126285060
Because there is a (itty-bitty-tiny-biny) chance that science nerds will make an AI and we will be able to fucW^W^W^ fame the Mettaton!
And die from Skynet.
>>126285221
More of stuff like that
>>126285215
Okay
>>126285318
Thanks.
>>126285386
Post more cute shit. Cmon, man. Quit holding out.
>>126285452
ghost cousins are CUTE
>>126285452
>>126285386
This still makes me happy whenever you snag the last image with it.
>>126285212
>blood covered dick
you sir have shit taste
>>126285432
I just want the goat family to be happy again
>>126284636
Quality taste, tender bathroom loving the gote is the only option. Then having a nice meal afterwards.
>>126285432
D-Don't do this to me, Anon. C-Come on, man.
>>126284926
Dunno where you live but I rarely see a fast food restaurant/big chain store without pretty clean bathrooms.
>>126285163
Grasping for straws at this point i guess.
>>126285553
I want everyone to be happy
>>126285602
>>126285452
Do we have the same definition for cute or should I post something else?
>>126285547
It's been a while since I've managed to do that.
My internet's not been helping.
>>126285549
I would say I taste pretty salty, little dirty, maybe sweaty.
>>126285667
Cute things are cute.
For instance, this guy
>>126285535
Has no idea what cute things are.
>>126285712
>all that whipped cream on that pie
>>126283987
I know who the other three are, what the fuck is a Angeranon?
>>126285553
They can all be happyin monster hell
>>126285712
>that comfy image of what staying with toriel could've been like.
Toby should've given us a joke ending where you stay with toriel.
>>126285606
Because you saw it before nerds visited it.
>>126285839
Did you just...
>>126282376
>they didnt say to not lewd DJ Khaled
haha my time to shine
>>126285791
This is why I hate Soriel fans
>>126285960
Did i just what?
>>126285880
Hard mode is closest we have right now.
from the depths of furaffinity, i bring rare mom
>>126286013
Anon, I don't think you understand howANGRYI'm getting.
>>126285974
another one
>>126286080
take it back I don't want it
Hard mode will be what happened if Frisk decided to stay with Toriel.
A villager (may be related with Frisk or not) will search for Frisk until they found the hole to the ruins, and then build a staircase into the ruins.
You play as Frisk as you decide on the continuation of the war, moving back and forth from human convoy to monster kingdom as a double agent
>>126286080
Good boy, this pleases Mommy
>>126286115
So?
>>126286165
barrier covers the hole as well. You can enter but you can't leave without a human and monster soul.
>>126286080
From FA I bring you colored beach berds
Howdy! I'm ANON. ANON the ANONYMOUS! Hmmm... You're new to 4chan, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready? Here we go!
See that box? That is your REPLY, the very culmination of your opinion! Your REPLY starts off empty, but can fill up if you type lots of ST. What's ST stand for? Why, SHIT, of course! You want some SHIT, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you! Down here, SHIT is shared through... Little red... "post numbers."
Are you ready?
Reply to me! Get me as many as (You)s can!
>>126286080
N I C E
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>>126286165
>A villager (may be related with Frisk or not) will search for Frisk until they found the hole to the ruins, and then build a staircase into the ruins.
The barrier is around the whole mountain and its one way, why do people make this mistale
>>126285974
You smaht
You loyal
You greatful
Ah Appreciate that
>>126285990
Sorry saw a sad picture of Asgore wanted to add something funny. Here have one my nice asgores to show i post not out of hatred for asgore.
>>126286115
Ah i see, you are very obviously pushing yourself like a tard. Well your "persona" is shit and forcing it will just make it even shittier.
>>126286230
>>126286441
My level ofANGERis exceeding that of which I have ever gone to.
is it cool if i post an unfinished cover of "Fallen Down" I've been working on? It's nowhere near finished but I'm excited to get this done https://soundcloud.com/pipe-dreamz/fallen-down-cover-ver-1/s-zDng5
>>126286320
Looking at that image makes me realize how much I didn't to fight Asgore. I really had nothing against him and I kept telling myself that I'd be able to talk my way out of having to fight him, like I had done with everyone up to that point.
I think that's what made me hate Flowey indescribably after he killed weakened Asgore.
>>126286441
Also he's apparently a Redditor too, and acts the same way there.
>>126286475
Nice thumbnail.
>>126286520
And noone gives a shit, fuck off and stop wasting the image limit. At least the other people in that shitty poll post an image or two and are on their way.
>>126285452
who else here gay for Frisk?
>>126286689
Thanks!
>>126286589
I remember my reaction to figuring out how I had to actually fight him was pretty much, "Okay fine if you want it like i'll fucking kick your ass and force you to accept my damn mercy", I then audibly yelled FUCK YOU when flowey killed him.
>>126285432
None of these work on mobile. Disappointing.
Hey, chiptune guy, just finished listening to Zeta Force. It was pretty good. Final Blast in particular. Very short album though. I need to make a playlist.
>>126286520
That's nice pal.
>>126286656
I can certainly see this being true, but I don't go to reddit so I can't confirm.
>>126286656
That explains it, maybe he thinks someone will upboat him as well while he spams like a tard.
>>126286743
I feel you crawling on my back.
>>126286703
STOP MAKINGANGERANONANGRY
>>126286743
*hetero
>>126286878
go take your meds faggot
I love you guys.
Muffet is my favorite character and I want to fuck Chara.
How is everyone doing?
>>126286878
Or what?
>>126286878
Come on,ANGERanon, have fun,ANGERanonYou're always being such a bitch
>>126286845
I don't go there either, but the other day someone posted a link to show us how someone posted /utg/ screencaps on reddit, and the uploader was making some Anger spam, just like him.
>>126287025
Muffet is an interesting choice for a favorite character and not waifu. Care to explain why she's your favorite?
>>126286574
That sounds pretty nice so far.
>>126286589
Flowey Surprise kill was pretty bull yes. You get through the fight, put back together you smashed mercy button or to see Flowey litterally nullify the situation.
Though I am not an Asgore fan by any means, I to did not want to fight Asgore, but not because I felt for him. No, it was the faith that all te monsters had in him that I did not want to destroy.
>>126282036
Delivering robutt
>>126287025
>Wanting to fuck an underage
>>126286743
I'm gay for all kinds of stupid shit.
>gonna cosplay sans
do i have to worry about screaming fangirls? im gonna wear a mask and a thick fatvest underneath to make myself more fat
>>126287057
>that pic
I thirst for more. What's the source?
>>126286743
Fisg is cute but wanting to fuck him/her/it is forebodden
>>126287057
Only twice? Well I am happy for you!
>>126287069
When I saw her dancing in the battle, the blinking one eye at a time, it filled me with DETERMINATION.
But I thought it was really cute, made me smile. I would wife her, but not before hugging her and hanging out for a while.
>>126287105
Chara has been dead for many many years now.
It's OK, and it's not necrophilia either cause she's a demon spirit not a dead body.
/utg/, how do I get good?
>>126287046He will get angry
>>126287105
>he complains, while posting shota sans
Who can stop this madness?
>>126285974
Another one
I think I have a problem
>always want to buy shit that people actually need for presents
>my dad's tv breaks down after years of use, get him a new one
>my brother's laptop breaks down, get him a budget gaming pc
>my brother wanted a quality barber set with a knife
>my mother wanted jewelry
This year was expensive.
What did you get people for christmas this year utg?
>>126287280
>tfw Sans took me 12 hours
>red took me 20 mins
Just learn to dodge I guess
Post Asgore nicknames, please.
>mfw undertale prime
Why would anyone embarrass themselves that way?
>>126287105
do you not?
>>126287239
>Chara has been dead for many many years
>It's not necrophilia
>Being dead somehow makes it wrong that she's a child
>>126287369
Explain
>>126287369
What is this "undertale prime" you speak of?
>>126287368
No bully the goatdad
>>126287396
Sorry friend, I enjoy cracking open a cold one every now and then. Age does not stop at death.
>>126287237
Alrighty. She was what got me into Undertale in the first place, so that's fair. Hope you're wallet's full
>>126287239
Honestly, I like everything you've said
>>126287462
I'm gonna bully the goatdad
>>126286574
Nice! I like it.
>>126287453
>>126287503
Any new chara shit lately?
Chocolate included is preferred.
>>126283191
Yeah, hour old post, but it's funny that these types get called out by Flowey.
>"I don't like this," I told myself, "I'm just doing it because I HAVE to know what happens."
>Ha ha ha...What an excuse!What's everyone's opinion on the Charanarrator theory?
>>126287396
missing out on your childhood because you're dead =/= you stop aging
>>126287503
Charanon we should be friends, yo.
>>126287614
>>126287057
>>126287503
Bully the goteson instead
>>126287079
Perfect. Thank you so much. I love the screen emotes.
>>126282140
challenger, mixed with asshole.
>>126287057
Sauce on pic related?
>>126287072
>>126287558
thank u s'much
>>126287626
I did this >>126282806
Later I'm gonna do a nerdy Chara
>>126287638
Silly SIN,I'm friends with everyone
>>126287709
I don't need to, he bullies himself
>>126287430
>>126287462
A really terrible post by an edgytard.
http://raggedjackscarlet.tumblr.com/post/135533951313/a-remake-without-an-original
Basically they believe that Undertale was originally a much crueler game and go on about how every character was changed to be a caricature of their original self to appease to The Tumblr Ess Jay Dubyuh masses.
Like, the entire post is them whining about how the game treats you badly for going around killing people, and says that in the "prime" game you just killed the bosses because they weren't humanized by having actual character traits.
>>126287462
>>126287503
Goatdad is for forgiving and helping him move on with his life, not bullying
>>126286703
>>126286845
>>126286973
>>126287046
Your inability to determine myANGER INDUCING BAITis disturbing.
>>126287047
No.
>>126287704
Toriel's a bit too much old fashioned
>>126287810
Nigga I meant add me on Steam or some shit
>>126285553
They're all happy to be free and even Asriel is happy in his own way.
>>126287865
That's nice pal.
>>126287629
I like it. It seems legit considering what happens in the genocide run in New Home. Red text seems to be when Chara gets emotional. Not to mention that dialogue involving Chara's stuff, like their bed, is different from other narrations in both runs. (Asriel's bed is just a bed, but Chara keeps talking about how comfy it looks in a pacifist run.)
It's a neat idea to think that the dialogue changes to be more emotionally cold because Chara is being guided by you into being a more emotionally distant person.
The LOVE you accumulate isn't yours, but Chara's. The higher the LOVE becomes, the more emotionally distant they are, until they become a demon. So long as you don't complete a genocide run, Chara still has a spark of humanity left in them.
>>126287629
I am not a fan of Chararrator. I feel as though Chara being a mystery is more interesting. And making the very silly third person narrator be Chara diminishes that.
>>126287865
>i was only pretending to be retarded
How are you doing /utg/? I just saw the Star Trek movie.
>>126287810
I don't even know you but I like you.
>>126287836
I love when people get bitchy about Undertale being anti-violence. As if that really is some kind of crazy controversial idea that people shouldn't be a fan of.bonus points when its hardcore Christians
>>126287852
>Implying I can't do both
He's my favorite gote
>>126287893
God, but I'm lazy and barely use Steam
>>126287994
Chara's just a kid, unlike Gaster who makes for a much more interesting mystery.Plus if she's the narrator, you can say she got her sense of humor from Toriel
>>126288035
You're gonna have to be more specific dude, there is quite a few star trek movies.Unless you're joking and you're actually talking about star wars.
>>126287956
Nice is not allowed. OnlyANGER.
>>126288032
Only retards pretend to be retarded.
>>126287810
What kind of nerdy thing will chara be doing?
Slapping a pair of glasses wont make someone nerdy, so we need MORE!
>>126288035
Which one? The new one is good.
What type ofgenitalia (dick+balls/sheath+balls/slit+internal balls/etc.)do you prefer onmaleAlphys?
Its for a story I'm writing.
>>126287893
>Toriel's a bit too much old fashioned
>>126288109
>only retards pretend to be retarded
Good thing you got both parts covered then.
>>126288151
SLIT SLIT SLIT
>>126288151
smegma princess
>>126287489
>>126287638
Alright, lemme ask you then. If Chara was canonically portrayed as a bit older, say around 18, would you still want to fuck her?
>>126288061
>Plus if she's the narrator, you can say she got her sense of humor from Toriel
Considering how they have similar mannerisms, that makes sense. Plus it gives them subtle characterization that overall just makes them likable to me. In a way, the pacifist run is just as much of a redemption for Chara as it is for Asriel.I like to think that Chara did keep Flowey company underground, in the end. Gives some closure for me.
Where did these namefags come from?
>>126288094
>>126288149
The one J.J. Abrams rebooted. I thought it was going to be awful and it was okay.
Now I'm back here to shitpost.
>>126288109
That's nice, pal.
>>126288151
slit+internal
>>126287836
>This Nigger wants it to be a generic rpg
This is seriously the most pretentious and pathetic thing I've read this week.
>Gets caught being frisky with Frisk
>Sent on a two week 'camping trip' by Toriel
>Comes home with a sweater vest and a newfound love of Jesus
Toriel is secretly encouraging conservative Asriel
>>126287865
Come on,ANGERanon, let's run,ANGERanon
We'll leave this place
fly throughthe net
and start a differentthread
and have babies withredeyes
>>126288151either slit + internals or sheath + ballsor maybe slit + external balls
>>126288251
Yea, cuz I care about personality more than age and appearance.
>>126288147
Perseverance. Cloudy Glasses and Torn Notebook
The next installment of the Chara steals your SOUL saga
>>126288253
Here's one to blow your mind:http://chemiosmotic.tumblr.com/post/134230847744
Which characters are virgins and which aren't?
>>126287852
Why can't I want him to be happy AND make fun of him?
I like Asriel but I poke fun at his edgeyness and crybabyness all the time.
>>126288151
Cloaca with retractile dick
asgore? more liek
ASGAY
/utg/ is cool !
>>126288151
Internal and slit. Maybe she's always been a he and is just too effeminate/nervous to correct anyone.big surprise for Undyne
>>126288405
Yeah that's what I meant. Same mannerisms.
>>126287302
You have a rather peculiar definition for shota.
>>126288448
Interested?
>>126288341
Good.Do you happen to have the original non cropped version of that pic?
>>126288341
You're that one faggot constantly shitposting about "born again" Asriel, aren't you?
You can stop now, it ceased to be amusing some time ago.
>>126283779
I CLENCH MY HOOF AND BEAT IT
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SAVE IT
I TAKE MY SNOOT AND BOOP IT
I AM THE GOTE YOU WORSHIP
>>126288545
There is a few of them now. It spreads like slow moving cancer.
>>126288520that is the original version
>>126288448
Shh
Its not asgore
it is more like assvore
>>126288561
this is the first time i've audibly said "oh my fucking god" at a pic
thanks anon
>>126288516
I'm in. Please proceed, Anon.
>>126288545
>>126288598
So I guess I should start posting about it too huh?
>>126288151The fuck do sheath+balls even mean?And Slit+internal balls for that matter
>>126288612
Really?
It legit looks like bad porn cropped.
>>126288561
Instead of a death metal scream we get
>
>>126288516
I actually don't mind sansgore because most art I've seen of it is humorous. Also unlike how a good amount of soriel art shits on Asgore, sansgore art doesn't really shit on Toriel.
>>126286080
>blue eyes
come on, artists, you can do better
>>126288061
But Chara was a tormented kid, someone who despite a loving, caring family still was filled with vengeance. His or her actions show that. We don't know what could've hurt him or her so badly that they turned cruel, but it is interesting.
The narrator has a lot of lines, but most of them are so tongue in cheek and ridiculous that making that third person narrator Chara makes Chara seem like a joke. Someone that had a bizarrely OOC episode where they planned a suicidal plan for the sake of further murder. It doesn't fit.
>>126288628
>assvore
Go on...
>>126288678
You can if you want to, but it just got pretty bland and boring by now.
>>126288456
You are cool!
>>126288721Stroll on over to /trash/ and find a furry thread, you will find the answers you seek there
>>126288798
Then it's an accepted part of the rest of the tired ass thread culture? That's cool
>they think death stops aging
>they think mettaton is a guy
>they think there are goats in undertale
>they think Frisk is a guy
Never change /utg/
![tumblr_nuyvdmwXrG1rrkapwo1_r1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/n1bruKw.png "tumblr nuyvdmwXrG1rrkapwo1 r1 500[1]")
>>126288780
>santa-goatdad letting you into his huge tummy as a christmas present
sorry i cant
my hands are busy
>>126288974
I won't, otherwise everyone'll have it wrong like you do.
I didn't like the conservative goat meme but it grew on me
Theres a lot you could do with spawn of satan finding Jesus and trying to repent
Asriel ''Boop the Snoot'' Dreemurr
>>126288983
this is bretty good
>>126288774
Comedians are disproportionally prone to mental issues because they've given up on finding meaning in life and are just sadly laughing at everything. Not outside the realm of possibility that Chara could've been the same way.
>>126288974
Frisk, Mettaton and Chara are all guys.
>>126288739
I wonder of Az likes Christian metal and punk rock
>>126288774
Being a little shit your entire life is hard, let alone your entire afterlife
It's the difference between Flowey and Asgore. Flowey had an infinite amount of chances to solve every puzzle possible while Asgore only had one shot and one opportunity to seize everything he ever wanted and he let it slip
Chara had been dormant for as long as the time between her death and Frisk showing up in the underground. Depending on how things go, you can either chill out and have fun or go full Genocide
>>126288974
Mettaton uses he pronouns in-game though
>>126288974
Mettaton is clearly a guy. Every pronoun in the game that refers to him is he.
>>126288974
if there aren't goats in undertale, then what are toriel/asgore/asriel?
Let pap say fuck
>>126289123
they're monsters
>>126289051Nose nuzzles
>>126289051
why would I boop that shitty goat when I could boop the superior one
>>126288974
>they think mettaton is a guy
Anon...
>>126289147
gb2 /trash/
>>126289164
what are goats?
>they're animals
>>126289214
>cat paws
>huge antrogoat
Man, wtf.
>>126289095
Frisk and charas gender is up to the player. I prefer them being girls
>>126288721
Just google "animal sheath" or something and you'll figure it out.It seems people like the ridged lizard cone-dick similar to actual reptiles so I'll be running with that.
>>126289108
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
Post good ships.
>>126289413
It was a good ship
>>126289364But actual lizards don't have ridged cone-dicks, that's just some bullshit Bad Dragon made up
>>126289413
Mettaton have penis or vagina
>>126289335
I think its suppose to be like rabbit paws since you know Boss Monsters are goat rabbit hybrids
>>126289489
You bet your ass it's both.
>>126289489
Penis.
Or changeable parts
>>126289335
But anon, they have paws in-game
>>126289489
Both
>>126289413
maleFrisk x Asriel shipping is pretty great
>>126288741
That's because Asgore fans probally don't see Toriel in the negative light that some of us Toriel Fans see Asgore in.
Also most Soriel art ive seen dosent shit on asgore, unless it's humor based and only for laughs. Like there a difference between poking fun and genuinely wanting Asgore to suffer. I'd like to think most of us don't want Asgore to suffer.
Personally, I just like Soriel because there's a lot of humor involved, the interactions I just feel are better.
>>126289108
I just don't see that shift as being reasonable. I mean, hey, this is all head canon anyway, so I know you Chara fans have a lot of strong opinions on the person.
Hell, one thing that I want to point out is that though Flowey didn't have a soul and infinite determination so that was a big part of why he turned to "kill or be killed", a bit part of the narrative for why he had that shift was that he felt he was at fault for not fighting back against the humans as Chara wanted him to. After all, that was one reason for the big "Chara wasn't a good person, I was right to not fight back" speech at the end with Asriel. He understood that Chara's philosophy was wrong, despite being a pushover his whole life.
>>126289074
Sure. But even in the tapes, Chara seemed cold and serious. If we got a bit more of his or her funny side from the brief picture of the character we got in the tapes, I would give the theory a lot more credibility.
>>126289489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
>>126289489
alphys built his body soyes
>>126289446
>>126289484
Mettaton/Mettaton, Mettaton/suffering burgerpants, and Platonic Mettaton/Blooky are all good ships.
>>126289489
He hasmetaldown there, He's a robot after all
>>126289623
>But even in the tapes, Chara seemed cold and serious.
He joked around all the time in the tapes. It was the more jerkish kind of joking, but it wasn't like he was cold and serious at all.
>>126289619
Reminder that Asgore is suicidal and heavily depressed and yet tumblr still finds it okay to mock him
>>126288849
Thanks mom!
>>126289619
>Asgore fans probally don't see Toriel in the negative light that some of us Toriel Fans see Asgore in.
/utg/ has proved this to be wrong multiple times before.
>>126289506
>>126289580
I know.
But I mean, look at his left leg. It is has proportions of a cat paw.
>>126289749
It's because he's white
Postgay shit
>>126289749
Reminder that Chara, Frisk and Asriel are children and yet 4chan still finds it okay to sexualize them
>>126289847
Not seeing her as a saint isn't the same as the way most Toriel fans demonize Asgore
>>126289880
Pics or fics, familia?
OMEGA FLOWEY TURNING YOU INTO A DROOLING SLUT!
I see negative and positive in pretty much all the characters because I'm not a fucking idiot that obsesses over 1 character.
>>126289926
Don't look at me I only sexualize the adult goats
What if one the wizards that sealed the monsters in the underground fell into Mount Ebott.
Would the monsters all be doomed?
>>126289749
Asgore needs to be protected
>>126289926
to be honest I'm not exactly comfortable with lewd art of young chara/frisk/asriel.to each his own, though
>>126289880
Quality taste.
>>126289956
Gimme what you got.
>>126289974
You're the guy who hates "character loyalists", right?
>>126289995
I don't know. I think he proved he can defend himself.
>>126289880
You asked for this
>>126289926
Sexualizing fictional children is ok, but it's indicative of not-entirely-refined tastes
Sexualizing real animals is more preferable
>>126289956
>mom splooshing over gay incest with her dead kid and adopted son
>>126289880
There can never be enough.
>>126290084
>Censor bar that covers nothing
Fuckin weebs.
>>126290059
I hate the ones who always try and start shit over their own biases, non-ribbingly. Not sure if that's who you mean.
>>126289740
I don't know. I just don't see it. It mentions Chara laughing, so I guess you are right. But they don't seem like the narrator. Maybe I'm projecting, but they seem controlling, manipulative and just cruel in these.
2
-(Asriel)
*Okay, (PLAYER), are you ready?
*Do your creepy face!
*AHHHHH!!
*Hee hee hee!
*Oh!
*Wait!
*I had the lens cap on…
*What!?
*You’re not gonna do it again…?
*Come on, quit tricking me!
*Haha!
Tape 3
-(Asriel)
*Howdy, (PLAYER)!
*Smile for the camera!
*Ha, this time I got YOU!
*I left the cap on…
*ON PURPOSE!
*Now you’re smiling for noooo reason!
*Hee hee hee!
*What?
*Oh, yeah. I remember.
*When we tried to make butterscotch pie for Dad, right?
*The recipe asked for cups of butter…
*But we accidentally put in buttercups instead.
*Yeah!
*Those flowers got him really sick.
*I felt so bad.
*We made Mom really upset.
*I should have laughed it off, like you did…
*Um, anyway, where are you going with this?
*Huh?
*Turn off the camera…?
*OK.
Tape 4
-(Asriel)
*I… I don’t like this idea, (PLAYER).
*Wh… what?
*N-no, I’m not…
*… big kids don’t cry.
*Yeah, you’re right.
*No!
*I’d never doubt you, (PLAYER)…
*Never!
*Y… yeah!
*We’ll be strong!
*We’ll free everyone.
*I’ll go get the flowers.
Tape 5
-(Toriel)
*(PLAYER)…
*Can you hear me?
*We want you to wake up…
-(ASGORE)
*(PLAYER)!
*You have to stay determined!
*You can’t give up…
*You are the future of humans and monsters…
-(Asriel)
*…
*Psst… (PLAYER)…
*Please… wake up…
*I don’t like this plan anymore.
*I… I…
*… no, I said…
*I said I’d never doubt you.
*Six, right?
*We just have to get six…
*And we’ll do it together, right?
>>126290074
He really doesn't care if he dies though. He wants it
HE'S LITERALLY JUST A FREAKING RECTANGLE
>>126289623
Some of the quips are exactly in-line with what little character we know of Chara
>>126289974
I do this too. I like Chara a lot but I don't hate any of the characters. Some I like more than others like preferences but every character to me is specialThat might be because I'm too lazy to obscenely hate over any of the characters
http://www.shamchat.com/2bc1278e/
Holy shit.
>>126290203
You sound like a hypocrite to me.
>>126290058
I'mma dump a few hella gay gote fics and someone else can do the pics
http://pastebin.com/WJz04wyz
http://pastebin.com/5QhBwPQ2
http://pastebin.com/KcpYuZ00
http://pastebin.com/rj0w87Mn
>>126287140
i'd fuck youwith my penis
/u/ > /y/
>>126290225
Technically so was Toriel when you think about it. She outright leaves because she COULDN'T convince Asgore to change his mind, and immediately makes Frisk her child the moment they meet without even asking for name or even gender
>>126290297
That's nice.
do you think Asgore continues to be depressed after he gets to the surface? I mean, it would make sense, even though his kingdom reached its goal Toriel still despises him
>>126290262
>mfw I probably rp:ed with that same Flowey guy earlier today
>>126289936
Is Asgore actually demonized that much?, Asgore bullying doesn't seem to be serious most of the time.
And I don't think most momfags actually hate him.
>>126290340
Go to bed, /U/ndyne.
>>126290262
You the anon that asked for that the other night? Glad you enjoyed it
>>126290332
>not posting the best one
http://pastebin.com/5metWcB8
>>126290394
yes
goatdad is for suffering
>>126290262
>>126290403
I want to.
>>126290370
Thanks.
>>126290332
>didn't dump any of my fics
Fucking savage
>>126290225
i don't understand tape 4 & 5
cant wait to get home and try myself at some shamchat rping
>>126290394
Yes, but I'd like to think Frisk is trying to help him through it.
>>126290227
I know he doesn't and that's sad I guess.
>>126290574
Chara's dying and Asriel was going to get the flowers and 6 more souls, I think?
>>126287280
Uhh, maybe stop trying to kill her?
>>126290563
get cucked you meme loving fuck
also who is this SIN faggot? I haven't seen them post content, just go maximum overdrive on fetish blogging
>>126290623
You up for some extreme bullying, Anon?
>>126290514
Goat dad is the cool step dad. Like I can just imagine Toriel dropping frisk off and she's like" frisk needs to eat 1000 calories no more no less blah blah blah" and asgores like hey do you want pizza
>>126290394
I'd like it if Asgore moved on from Toriel, I mean sure he acts depressed in the final but you have to remember that he hadn't seen her in years and from the sound of things she kinda just left really suddenly plus its not like he doesn't have friends. Most of the monsters still love the guy and Undyne is still pretty much an adopted daughter to him also I imagine he'll keep busy with human monsters relations.
>>126290262
I started reading that and stopped when Flowey started to grab his sheet. Fuck that. I guess good on Nasta RPer for being a good sport.
>>126290237
I'll admit, the jokes appear to be references to their death. I dunno. There is just so much nonsense in the narrator's lines that ascribing it to an actual character seems weird to me. Especially one as serious as Chara (I mean serious in a narrative sense, not in a personality sense).
>>126290369
Possibly. Toriel is stubborn for sure, very much so. But taking Frisk in doesn't really seem so crazy when you remember that Frisk was about to be murdered when she intervened.
>implying trans people don't use the pronouns of their choice
hehehehe stay naive.
>no porn of Mettaton with both parts
Why can't this fandom do anything right.
>>126290731
I have no idea
>>126290563
fuck off back to /s4s/
>>126290806
>trans
Mettaton doesn't have anything, in the ghost form or the robot form.
>>126290770
Yeah pretty much, there's not much weighing him down in the ending. He loves gardening though and has that too as you see in the credits. I bet he makes golden flower tea and sells that too.
>>126290763
It's probably more Asgore wants Frisk to be happy and doesn't want to tell them no.
>>126290058
Have a classic
Everyone shut the fuck up
Toriel has a sock drawer, filled with socks
But get this
She's fucking barefoot
What the fuck do monsters do with their socks
>>126290837
I considered drawing that but I felt like it'd be confusing.
>>126290863
No yuo
Here's your daily dose of cringe.
>>126290989
maybe she wears shoes sometimes?
or just toby fucking with details
>>126290989
Throw them at the stage during concerts.
>>126290989
They put on stockings to look sexy in bed.SCANDALOUS
>>126290989
they'reasgore's old cumsocks
>>126291041
less cringeful than the rest of this thread
>>126290989
HOLY SHIT
>>126290942
>>126290763
>>126290916
Plus it fits with the general theme of letting go of the past and moving on with your life that undertale has.
>>126291041
Step up your game faggot
>>126290942
That's the wrong version
>>126290989
That's why they're scandalous you silly
>>126291041
>that shitty roblox character
oh god i am part of the cringe for recognizing that
Afternoon /utg/. For some reason I'm in a really good fucking mood today. I hope your day is going just as well.
Reposting the small part I finished last night for those who missed it. I got off work early and don't work until after Christmas, so expect 2 updates a day or so until then.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/135751402705/a-year-every-minute-pt-9
Is 4chan back up? cool
>>126291210
good to see ya
Oh shit we're alive again. Thank god, I thought I was gonna die since this is one of the slowest days of the year and I have nothing to do at work.
Now 4chan is back
>christmas is going to be fucking 40 degrees and rainy
>tfw no shota bf who will dress up as Chara and try to murder you
We back?
are we back
i wanna bully
>>126288561MY SOUL MY EXP
it was so cold without you guys
We're back, post gote kissus
>>126282226
>4 R73's
>Not taking the Superior R-27ET
Nigga what the fuck are you doing
I found a text generator.
http://ianmccowan.nfshost.com/undertale/
oh fuck are we back??
what the fuck were you guys doing during the blackout
i wasSocializing with family
Post cute.
Now that we're back, I forgot what I was going to post.
>>126291283
Christmas is going to be 80F where I am. I hate Texas.
>>126290745
Oh shit we're back.
Anyway.I am up for bullying, but I am not really into Flowey, unfortunately.
>>126291263
Thanks.
I guess I got home just as 4chan came back up. Has it been having issues all day or was this the first instance?
>>126291532
what have you done
W-we're back?
I missed you, /utg/... that was scary.
Posting the fics I finished last night for the day crowd
Asgore has Sleep Paralysis: Just a Bad Dream
http://pastebin.com/2ihNXX7Vdon't lynch me if that's not how sleep paralysis works
A happy fic to help swallow the one before: Date Night
http://pastebin.com/vHLswW1Z
>>126288561
I remember making the request for that image like two months ago.
GOTE RATTLE STARS OUT THE SKY
>>126291560
I made myself some steak and put ketchup on it
>>126291460
I didn't see you at all on Shamchat, lil buddy
i want to huggu the gote
It's getting cold, isn't it? I guess the servers just froze.
gote
>>126291560
I was doing someartand eatingIce cream
>>126291713
Dunno but it lasted more than an hour
>>126291713
it was down for a couple of hours. happened last week too
DAD DAD DAD
>>126281896
Asgore you cutie...
Thank God we're back.
Post cute ship art.
>>126291795
>>126291804
Woah, damn.
>>126291941
>those incisors
nah
>>126291929
image limit lol
>>126291941
Hiroshimoot is shit at fixing the server but he still tries his best
>>126282073
Oh come on Sans is like the strongest magic user ever I'm sure he can manifest a magical plasma energy penis at will for gods sake
>>126291169
>loli Toriel
my penis
What happened?
>>126282140
Pacifist.
The only time I meet Bad Time Bones is on Endless Sans, I don't want to make my skeleton uncle disappoint in me. Also I recognize I'd get my ass kicked every fucking way and don't want to waste my and his valuable time.
>A bunch of people are on shamchat now hoping to get bullied
how cute
This is gonna be my first christmas without any snow at all.
This blows
>>126291560
oh i didn't notice... the page still loaded for me but there were no new posts and I didn't try posting anything... Was wondering why it got so quiet.
>>126292056
your penis is a small female goat?
>>126292061
revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
>>126292132
>tfw only saw a white Christmas the one time I got stranded in Oklahoma
Which country, current or past, does your favourite character resemble?
>>126292164
No but I must put mi dick in one
>>126292150
The boards were still up, but posting was down, and you couldn't get here by normal means.
>>126292132
I've had quite a few Christmases without snow but it still sucks every time. Last year we didn't get any either and it was unnaturally warm. Seems this year won't be much different.
>>126292112
I've been playing Shamchat to see if people would actually play along and do shit
But I've been mostly getting people that tend to let other do the job for themselves
>>126291740
>spoilerYou got a lot of stuff right t. sleep paralysis sufferer
That was a harrowing fic. Thanks for sharing, Doogle!
>>126291560
crying and trying to make my own /utg/
it snowed here but its above freezing and its probably going to melt before xmas day unless it snows again overnight
>>126292132
It's been snowing on and off in Reno, but not for Christmas it seems
At least the mountains have some snow on them
>>126292437
Yay
>>126292383
>>126292132
I'm currently under a tornado warning. I just want Christmas to still happen at this point
>>126292292
mfw i always have the tab open
>>126292112
Some of us want to do the bullying too.Tfw ill never have a cute sans to bully as chara
>>126292112
Nah I'm a bullyer.
>>126292510
Were you that Anon that posted the other day about having a massive tornado warning right over you?
That's scary. I went through a phase as a kid being absolutely terrified of tornados.
>>126292036
or a vagina
drawfag open for easy request
>>126292132
It snowed in my area a few weeks ago, then melted. I've had several christmases in a row without snow. Everything is just leafless and sad... Why can't every tree in the area be evergreen so I don't have to rake leaves, and it looks nice year-round?
>>126292631
Yes. Its currently happening
>>126292653
Well I...uh I mean I-I guess?
>>126292683
edgegoat playing guitar
>>126292535
I have the tab open at all times as well, barring when I will be away from the computer for multiple hours at a time. I woke up to 4chan being dead.
>>126292112
Remember to bully and do whatever to the innocent skeleton, anon
>>drew stuff during downtime
>>image limit already reached
>>126292683
Toriel getting in shape at the gym with Undyne and Frisk
So...
What exactly are you guys doing and looking for on shamchat?No particular reason....
>>126292787
With his dick
>>126292945
As if that should slow you down, post imgur links, I need my fix of new content!
>>126292683
Alphys on rollerskates.
>>126292945
imgur
>>126293120
What?
>>126292683
Doggo and Ice Wolf on a coffee date
>>126293120
shit, wrong number
>>126282758
Make sure you use undertale /utg/ and utg in your shamchat tags
>>126292770
Scary shit. Stay safe, Anon.
>>126292782
or both
at the same time
>>126292683
Cute goat being cute.
>>126291532
I've been waiting for this.
I think we should call Christmas Eve, Christmas Toriel on /utg/
>>126293480
so asgore?
>>126293507
What? Why
>still no draw/writefag collaboration
>>126293507
>naming the most comfy holiday by the shittiest character
How about no?
>>126293547
Definetely Asgore
>>126293507
After Eve from the bible? I don't really follow your logic here since the eve in Christmas eve is derived from evening as it is the day before an important event. That's why we have a new years eve as well.
>>126293681
He said Christmas toriel, not Christmas jerry dummy
>>126293334
Is that tag...only for lewds...?
what if i just want to....hang out.......
>>126293681
that's not sans:^)
>>126293507
I like tori but that's pretty Stupid
>>126293832
Sans is a good charater its just he has a ton of shitty fans.
>>126293547
Whoever is your favorite.Though I prefer Asriel, Asgore is seriously underrated.
>>126293923
>lol im a cool pun master but i can also be edgy because im scared of resests woe me
>>126292683
chara, chara, and chara
>>126293725
We can hang out.As in I'm going to molest your SOUL with vines
>>126293992
Yeah Asgore needs more love. I wanna teach him how to play vidya
>>126294057
>Oh I'm sad because I keep killing children because I told my people I want to kill them
Anybody can sound retarded if you word it retarded
>>126294057
Except while he is those things he never flaunts it.
>>126294208
difference is you made no sense with that arguement
making a new thread, sit tight
>>126294573
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
>>126292683
Sans looking cute
>>126294573
Do it
Why can't mods just delete this one if there's two
>>126294595
i'm gonna do it
>>126294573
It'll just be deleted and we'll laugh at you like we did that other guy who thought it wouldn't be deleted.
>you can't kill the three villains of the game and have a happy ending with everyone else
Fix this shitty game, Toby
>>126294716
we had a thread shut down last night for the same reason, don't
>>126292683
Asgore playing the double bass
>>126294550
>asgore is sad because he has to kee killing kids because of his own decree
makes sense to me, man how could anyone like that guy when you put it under that light huh?
>>126293045
I'm going from one high-impact lewd scalie gaylie scene from anotherAs Alphys
>>126294749
uh
you can?
>>126294749
>you can't kill the three villains of the game and have a happy ending with everyone else
I know right? Just let me kill Toriel, Chara and jerry already its not like they even matter all that much.
>>126294861
It's okay because he feels bad about it:^)
Sup guys.
Just finished TP and...
I feel kinda empty. It's over.
>>126294907
>You can
You can't
>>126294925
I'm pretty sure you meant to type Toriel, Sans, and Asgore, considering Jerry is inconsequential and Chara literally can't do anything and is already dead
>>126294935
Great, do genocide fucker
>>126295013
>Toriel, Sans, and Asgore
>villains
Ok
>toriel, sans and asgore are the villians
damn that is some shitty b8, no way anyone's falling for this.
>>126294146
NEIN
>>126294935
Time to go Genocide then.
>>126294935
Go read One by One now if you want to save the goat, if you just want to do genocide go murder all your friends
>>126295052
>>126295123
Fuck that shit. Everybody's happy and shit.
I ain't fucking up everybody's fun time
>>126294935
finishing TP always makes me sad because it means that I won't be able to talk to my pixelated friends anymore.
>>126295168
Just write happy fanfiction like I do, fills the void left over
>>126294146
Cant you molest me as someone else.
>>126295168
>Fuck that shit. Everybody's happy and shit.
>I ain't fucking up everybody's fun timenow is the time to strike anon they are weak
>>126295168
But anon what about that amazing Undyne the undying and Sans extra fight? They are both amazing and worth doing genocide for, plus all the extra lore you get! besides you can just do one last True Pacifist run afterwords to give them their happy ending back!
It will be a ton of funpartner
>>126295060
>>126295082
>Toriel "act like an ass and let six children pass" Dreemurr
>Asgore "kill children of the human race, and let my people rot in this place" Dreemurr
>sans "I will literally let you kill my brother and everyone else in every timeline should you wish it" bones
It is in my sincerest opinions these 3 are terrible people
>>126295269
Who do you want? Chara?
Frisk?
Sans?
>>126294935
read one by one
read the 500 savefics in the writebin
I want to penetrate Frisk.
>>126295497
Broken spirited people yes, and for good reason. Beyond redemption? Probably not.
>>126295497
>I have no empathy and make snap judgements without getting all the information
cool
>>126286320
>>126286589
>Barely gets any development, 90% of his character is delivered by others talking solely about how nice he is
>Although he clearly doesn't really want to fight/kill Frisk he removes all options for the kid when it comes to the crunch, doesn't even let them run away
>Is only stopped by his ex wife, not any compassion or regret about the kid he intends on killing
>Quickly and happily retracts his weak apology for trying to kill Frisk when Undyne points out that she'd tried to kill them too
>Ignoring how the only reason Undyne (the only one there who'd ever actually tried to kill Frisk) did it was because of his orders
>Bleats about his broken heart if you, a human child, tell him, a human child murderer that you don't want to have tea with him
I really wanted to like Asgore but I couldn't. It just seems as though he's shit on by the writing.
>inb4 go to bed Toriel
Toriel was only ever ok for me, I really loved her texts at the end and would have liked her more if she'd got more shit like that. But aside from that she didn't grab me as much as the others.
DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN
>>126295689
*ok
>>126295770
All the goats have the issue of not being in the game enough
Literally the game is pretty much focused on Papyrus, Sans, Undyne and Alphys. Mettaton too, I guess
>>126295770
He's pretty well developed, he's hyped up by nearly everyone. Whether they say that he's a murderous creature, or a fluffy pushover. Screen time =/= character development
>Although he clearly doesn't really want to fight/kill Frisk he removes all options for the kid when it comes to the crunch, doesn't even let them run away
He has to, he doesn't want to, but he has to. He hates the order he gave, but he has to follow it.
Asgore was a shitty leader, he was indecisive and somewhat indecisive, no doubt about that. But all three of the Dreemurrs got a shit hand, all got shit on by the writing
>>126295774
hopping over on de white hot sand
>>126295745
Please justify Toriel allowing six children to march to their doom consecutively - and that's not even going into her abandoning her whole kingdom and the entire human race by isolating herself for god knows how long
and there's Asgore's choice to go about the most roundabout way to freedom that not only results in human deaths, but constricting his people to suffer even longer than they need to underground. He'll also proves himself to be a complete idiot not picking up the fucking hint in Genocide and fails to absorb the souls to fight you
There's flawed, and then there's straight up terrible. Don't tell me I don't have all the information, nigger, I have 65 hours in this game
>>126295537
Sure.
Can't do it until after Christmas though.
You got a preference yourself?
>>126295770
Let's compare Asgore's situation to my brother being stuck with his crazy girlfriend. They only got together because he felt there was no other way, since he came out of a period of extreme grief, where his judgement game was not at its peak. It's not hard to understand why this would happen, especially if he was never the strongest willed person to start. Before you know it, he's stuck in a situation where he feels he is too deep to back out.
I feel that at the end of the game, since all this bullshit happened so fast, everyone is still trying to piece together what exactly happened. Confusion is about.
Hey guys, just wanted to let everyone know that I'll be sitting down to do the update later this evening once I'm finally home for more than an hour. Just wanted y'all to know that it's on the way.
this has probably been said many times before butI got to sans on my genocide run. I'm probably going to quit and start another pacifist run to redeem myself. I wasn't ready, I suck. I'm sorry everyone.
>>126296357
She's not going to keep them prisoner when they obviously want to leave.
And given how in a lot of neutral endings where she TRIES to return and rule, she's immediately tossed right back out? It's not like her sticking around would accomplish all that much, when obviously no one's listening to her.
>>126296085
I dunno, they all get their own segments. Toriel dominates the start as the only real character, Sans and Papyrus rule Snowdin, Undyne gets Waterfall, Alphys gets Hotland and Mettaton gets Hotland and the Core. All Asgore gets is a fight and then gets overshadowed by everyone else in TP.
>>126296220
Yeah, but it really doesn't give us much info on him, especially given that others talking about him begins and ends with
>he's a murderous asshole - Toriel
>he's a darling pushover - Papyrus and Snowdin residents
>he's a darling pushover who trained me - Undyne
Even already-developed characters and their motives get talked about more in-depth than Asgore. Look at how people talk about Alphys, Papyrus and Sans, for example. From talking to NPCs we learn that Alphys used to be Bratty and Catty's best friend, made Mettaton to impress Asgore, and has suicidal tendencies, that Papyrus did all this weird shit to get into the guard and is being manipulated by Flowey, and that Sans has a whole lot of shady business going on. It's all a lot more detailed than 'he's nice'.
>>126296656
I am proud of you anon.
>>126291507
>Not taking the Superior R-27ET
Yo dude, 27ET's are the backbone of my MiG-29 ops.
R-73/R-77/R-27ET combo4lyf
>>126296656
Sounds like you had a bad time
>>126290262
http://www.shamchat.com/edcf4ab1/
I wonder if it's was the same?I always feel a bit awkward for these, but I like to try and play along
>>126296665
It is made abundantly clear Asgore is desperate for a piece of datPIEand it is unclear as to when exactly she left. Maybe if she stuck around, she could have talked asgore out of his stupid.
>>126296849
im sweatin
this guy is pretty good
>>126296868
too bad Frisk isn't going to share a slice with him]: )
>>126296849
Oh wow.
>>126297030
He takes his time, but at the end he just left before the fun partHe managed to pop me a boner for sure
>>126296665
>And given how in a lot of neutral endings where she TRIES to return and rule, she's immediately tossed right back out
Sure, but these are endings where Asgore's dead. It's pretty obvious she's just not gunning for it simply because he's alive and like one anon just said, Asgore's thirsty as fuck for her and would have probably turned his tune right the fuck around should she have tried to persuade him instead of storming off and not trying to contest him at all.
>>126297184
you're pap, of course you're gonna have a boner silly!
>>126296737
I know Asgore has some real issues with time and development, but a lot of it comes from what kind of character he is at the end of the game
He's a surprise, someone who you really didn't know what to expect or prepare for. I feel that's a reason why cutting out his fight in True Pacifist really fucks up any tension with him for a convenient plot twist of having all your friends meet up in the castle all of a sudden
It would be better if you could spend time with him in the True Pacifist ending, but the game's already done at that point
>>126297301
OH GOD A PUN? THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
>>126297196
>instead of storming off and not trying to contest him at all
Funny, I don't remember where anyone sad this happened. Sounds like you're basing your shit opinion off of an assumption to me pal.
>>126297348
>I feel that's a reason why cutting out his fight in True Pacifist really fucks up any tension with him for a convenient plot twist of having all your friends meet up in the castle all of a sudden
what
>>126292036
>strongest magic user ever
uh, no
He knows how to break the game, that's about it. Asgore or Undyne the Undying are far stronger.
Not to mention, if Sans was to have any sort of genitals, he'd conjure himself a vagina and sit on the washing machine.
wondering if the answer is different for the daytime crowd. Does anyone here watch undertale speedrunners?
>>126297480
>Papyrus comes in and starts yelling at him for wasting water by not even putting his socks in and wonders what he's doing there
>It is extremely awkwardNow I want a vibrating gif of Sans/washing machine
>>126292787http://i.imgur.com/Khy53XF.png
>>126297480
you know some vaginas arent that simple right
>>126297592
I don't know of any, but I assume it's gonna be shown at the next AGDQ. Can you recommend any?
>>126297670
neato
Space Station 13 somehow teleports into the underground, what happens?
>>126297669
I can fix a still image.
....when I get home from Christmas.
>>126297592
Nope. i see a ton of people on twitch speed running it but i've never watched one, that just sounds incredibly boring.
>>126297478
What we see of Asgore:
>First meeting him in the throne room
>Walking up to your battle with him
>Fighting him in a Neutral exclusive run
>Sparing him and watching him die
>Fucking around and talking to him after dealing with Asfeels "He made me gay" Dreemurr
>A goddamn cutscene in Genocide
Even cutting out Asgore's battle in True Pacifist cuts out a lot of screentime he had, as well as being one of the best battles in the game. Instead Toriel magically shows up in the nick of time and then suddenly EVERYONE
>>126297720
I think Toby actually asked them to consider not doing it in the big events. He didn't demand it but he wants the game to be special for people who haven't seen it.
>>126296849
This makes me feel scummy... which is like the point but still
>>126297685
magic vagoos probably are
>>126297454
It's stated she leaves right after the declaration, dick fuck
She's isolated herself long enough that no one even knows what she looks like
Asgore even admits he doesn't want to hurt anyone, and with his faggy demeanor and how obvious it is he wants the she goat back, it can be surmised that if she put any effort into talking him out of his stupid ass plan, he would have gone with it
Please find me somewhere so I can shove my cock down your throat
>>126297669
>Papyrus doesn't understand what is happening
>Sans has to decide between finishing in front of Pap or getting off the washing machine
>>126297783
>clowns
>clowns everywhere
>mettaton goes rogue
>security beating toriel
>shuttle crashes into barrier, everyone free
>>126297783
The entirety of the underground gets GRIFFED
>>126297685
Then he can conjure the ideal sex toys to assist him in achieving sexual pleasure.
>>126297867
Cutting out a fight you've already done isn't an issue though, I am SINCERELY confused by your statement.
>>126297783
Chara wakes up but never erases the world because they're hiding from Nar-Sie, who is eating the Underground while the Captain holds off the greytide in Asgore's palace because Centcomm wants a boss monster for research. While this goes on, a scientist is working with Alphys to make a singularity to kill Nar-Sie with. Assistants going around validing monsters left and right. Undyne joins up with some less shitty security officers to mow down the griefers and antagonists.
Frisk cries.
Pastebin related. http://pastebin.com/zXBTfgpr
>>126297670
OR
you own
>>126297867
I agree we should have been able to go on a 'date' and drink tea with Asgore and actually here his thought process for why he waited tell seven (like some people say, a seven foot tall satan like goat monster going around trying to find souls would not have worked out well for him in the modern world)
One job toby
>>126296827
I did. I struggled enough withUndyne the Undying but I was so satisfied when I finally beat her. Who knew what would happen to my mood after Meatton NEO.. I understand beating sans is based on memory of his turns but I just can't do it.
>>126297905
I wish I had a magical vagina that could get off just by sitting on washing machines...
Or just by looking at my waifus....
>>126297670
Damn das good
>>126297670
Pretty damn good.
>>126297670
NICE
>>126298019
You might as well cut out majority of the fights because you've done them before. After patching up the Mercy button, there shouldn't be a choice to Fight and boom. When Mercying him that's when Toriel can show up and berate himThis also gets into the fact I think it's absolutely stupid you can't get True Pacifist on your first playthrough
>>126298079
I really wish there was time to do that. True Pacifist ending just wants everything done and over with as soon as possible
>>126297816I'm drawing one too, this is gold
>>126297970
I'm pretty sure that Papyrus bursting in and screeching angrily about the environment would make finishing out of the question. Sans probably makes bad puns until he leaves.
>>126297942
Call me stupid, but ain't part of marriage supporting the significant other, especially when grief drives them to do something that they will almost certainly regret?
>>126298362
>This also gets into the fact I think it's absolutely stupid you can't get True Pacifist on your first playthrough
What
>>126297720
Undertale doesn't seem to be on the submissions to the next AGDQ. However, one of the speedrunners is planning to go to the next SGDQCelestics used to be the main speedrunner, but he suddenly stopped in November for some reason.Which sucks since runs with him and Tux talking to each other were comfyTuxwizzle is literally a memerunner, but he has the most entertaining streams by far. He has the largest amount of views too, so his chat is cancer. He's currently streamingTGH is currently the world record holder for Neutral and TPE endings. He's also streaming right nowWolfiexe is the current AYC record holder.
>>126297783
>Papyrus and Sans will be asked if they were ancient Geneticist crewmembers
hey /utg/
give me a good chara related steam name
>>126298362
...I did.
What'chu talking about?
>>126298534
Chocolate and Gas Chambers
>>126298423
Hmm see im an Asgorefag but uhh I mean he was trying to murder children (though that's more bad luck then anything I mean all 8 humans that feel in the underground were kids? that fucking luck) I don't actually blame Toriel for not wanting anything to do with him after that
>>126298534
Partner, Chocolate
>>126297670
Nice image. Saved.
>>126298534
Sweet buttercups
>>126298534
XxXxLiterally$Hitler666xXxX
>>126298448
It just seems dumb that you can't get the perfect ending your first playthrough. Hell, you can do Genocide first, why does it prevent you from doing the True Lab until you fight Omega Flowey? For what purpose, it's not like the timelines ever overlap
>>126298571
Pacifist, not True Pacifist. True Pacifist is when you do the True Lab and fight Asriel instead of Asgore/Omega Flowey
>>126298534
LoliCowgirl2917263
Goat Hitler
Chara the Bara
Green and Yellow Murder Fellow
>>126297942
>It's stated she leaves right after the declaration, dickfuck
Everytime.
We don't get a timeframe for when she left besides "after the declaration"not "right after" mind you, which is importantFor all we know she could've fought it and simply made no progress and decided leaving was the best alternative since she might actually be able to accomplish something. The results are inconsequential, her methods and motivations were in the right.
>Asgore even admits he doesn't want to hurt anyone, and with his faggy demeanor and how obvious it is he wants the she goat back, it can be surmised that if she put any effort into talking him out of his stupid ass plan, he would have gone with it
Yeah, after possibly decades of absence that effect was had. He was in grief when he made his decision, and was possibly not open to reason, merely devastated at his loss.
>Please find me somewhere so I can shove my cock down your throat
lol
>>126298534
your best friend
Fill in the blanks:
I just want to ___ the ___
>>126298708
...But the second you defeat OF, he sends you back to your previous save so you can go do True Lab and fight Asriel instead. So yeah, you can do TP.
>>126298828
fly the plane
>>126285574
>nice meal
>mickey d's
>>126298828
evict
people who still argue about toriel/asgore
>>126298828
get raped by the omega flowey
>>126298708
Because Undertale is a game which heavily involves the use of resetting and fucking around with the timeline. An enemy temporarily obtaining the power to become god and override your control of the timeline, forcing you to take it back from them is an interesting plot-point that makes sense.
It'd be much more boring if people just got to the core and then got Undyne's phonecall about Alphys without ever meeting OF.
>>126298708
Again, what? You can get it the first playthrough. Stupid namefag.
>>126298828fix the marriage
>>126298828
hug
flower
also this >>126298907
>>126298828
>Post
the
>Meme
>>126298828
forgive the goatdad
>>126298828
kill the thread
>>126298828
Protect
Skeleton
>>126298828
quarantine the general
>>126298776
>motivations were in the right.
>taking care of the spawn of the same people who committed genocide on our race and trapped them underground is more moral then trying to help ease the suffering of her people, the same people of which she is the queen of and thus its suppose to be her fucking job to look after.
>She also had a 'great' plan that could have fixed everything with only one soul but refused to do after the first kid died because...??? and then criticize her husband because he wouldn't do it
kek
>>126298708
You can't get to the True Lab before fighting Omega because its Flowey that tricks people into causing the sequence of events allowing you to even gain access to it. You need to defeat Flowey's plan A(take control of SAVE/LOAD, kill "Chara" over and over so they can play together) before he'll go to Plan B(use all monsters to make a proto-soul to play with Chara forever with)
>symbol in op is just a ripoff of triforce from zelda/ancient jap symbol
man you fucking tumblr cancers just love stealing shit just like reddit huh? stealing art from artists themselves and now assets in not-games
pathetic
>>126298828eatthepizzanot Undertale related I just want pizza
>>126298828
fuck
tall skeleton
>>126298828
kiss the shotagote
>>126298828save gote
>>126298828Guarantee the (You)'s.
>>126299081
epic
THREAD IN THE MAKES DO NOT MAKE A NEW THREAD I AM MAKING ONE OK THANKS
>>126299081
here's your (You)
>>126299201
MAKING A THREAD
>>126298828
hug the shotagoat
>>126298604
Toriel said that her biggest problem with the whole situation was that he didn't leave to get 6 more souls immediately after the first. It is implied that he never wanted to do any of this in the first place, but was convinced that he couldn't back down on his declaration out of fear of the people losing faith in him.
Toriel's problem seems to be less about child killing, and more about his weakness. Which as a huge hypocrite she shared, since she did jack shit to either convince him to stop, or to actually go forward with the plan. As has been stated, dude's super thirsty, he'd probably do anything she said.
>>126299201
*ok
making thread now
>>126298776
>For all we know she could've fought it
And there's no reference to something like that happening, just an empty space we could fill out
>her methods and motivations were in the right
Methods we're not aware of, beyond her storming off
Asgore doesn't suggest anywhere she tried to stop him, just that she was disgusted and left
>Yeah, after possibly decades of absence that effect was had. He was in grief when he made his decision, and was possibly not open to reason, merely devastated at his loss.
I can sort of understand this aspect, but there's nothing suggesting she tried to ever talk to Asgore between her leaving and her intervention in true pacifist
>lol
I'm not hearing a no
>>126299201
i'm gonna make a thread now
>>126299239
>>126299267
GET FUCKED
>>126299323
>>126299201
Thanks anon, you just reminded me, I have to make a new thread
>>126298828
fuck
short skeleton
>>126299279
>And there's no reference to something like that happening, just an empty space we could fill out
precisely, that spot is entirely blank so any theory is just as likely as another, including the one I presented and your "left immediately after the declaration without even raising a word in defense".
>Methods we're not aware of, beyond her storming off
Her methods were peaceful is the point.
>hurr, he'll stop if she asks
Then why doesn't her actually described disgust motivate him to find a different solution since he's so desperate to kiss her ass from the get go as you said.
>>126299348
great job dipshit, only 25 before bump
>>126299620
>Her methods were peaceful is the point.
Her leaving wasn't a means to anything but to spite him
>Then why doesn't her actually described disgust motivate him to find a different solution since he's so desperate to kiss her ass from the get go as you said.
Probably because he was still in griefmode like you referenced and was the part I actually said I could understand, you shitter
>>126282140
Asshole.
>>126299620
Fuck, if she don't wanna be married to him, whatever. But she just said "fuck everything, i'm out" and did nothing for her people, JUST because she was pissed off at her husband. She's incredibly naive if she thinks her cowardly ass made the right choice.
>>126299837
>Her leaving wasn't a means to anything but to spite him
No evidence to support that besides baseless assumptions. Her actions in ruins could leave you to believe otherwise.
>Probably because he was still in griefmode like you referenced and was the part I actually said I could understand, you shitter
I didn't reply to that since we were in agreement, but you reference toriel having this huge sway on asgore no matter the situation and that simply wasn't the case at the time. Either way this argument, and every single one to follow on this topic is fucked because we simply have too many holes in what happened precisely. The best we have is assumptions and opinions which mean jack shit. So I'm cutting off here with this.
They both made mistakes, but to pin all the blame on one without recognizing the others is ludicrous and to paint them as the villains of the story even more so. You're a nice person and no I won't suck your dick. See you later, alligator.
>>126300350
"to pin all the blame on one without recognizing the others is ludicrous"
you mean like the game itself does?
>>126300239
Reminder that everyone was fucked no matter what choices everyone including asgore and toriel made. Frisk is literally the only reason any of them survive at all so pinning blame on anyone is pointless and you're stupid for doing so.
>>126300350
>No evidence to support that besides baseless assumptions.
What would her leaving even accomplish?
>but you reference toriel having this huge sway on asgore no matter the situation and that simply wasn't the case at the time.
At the time, sure, there's not much we can go on exactly how heated either felt about what, but it's not really something to contest that they knew they loved each other and that yes, Toriel did have influence on Asgore. Enough to change his mind at the time? I don't know, we don't know, but there's really nothing showing she tried, which is my point.
>They both made mistakes, but to pin all the blame on one without recognizing the others is ludicrous
I think they both suck, and if you go up the post chain you'd see that, but that's okay.
>See you later, alligator.
bye
>>126298828
drink with
skells
>>126298828
reach
bump limit
>>126281896
I already did.
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