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Anon is a Better Person! Edition
Previous Thread: >>126254972
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Alphys vore when
>>126266017
Ebin
i wanna hug the floor
>>126264757
what about north korea, or syria, or russia, or iran
you lads don't seem to have a lot of control over those countries.
Nth for sleeping lizardfish. Good night /utg/.
>>126266049
i wanna hug u
Which one of these is the largest: Mettaton'sego, Frisk'sdetermination, Papyrus'sspaghetti portions, or Catty'swaistline?
Post more cute!
>>126266114
i wanna hold your hand and say nice things about you
>>126266115
Frisk's.
>>126266115
chara's ass
I'm not the anon who was taking the requests, but I'm drawing the Frisk&Asriel sitting on a bench together, but I'm not anartist so prepare to be dissapointed.
Does that edition mean we should post nice friends being encouraging and loving to each other
>floweyposters
>>126266115
Mettaton's penis
>>126266251
That was not an option.
After reading a couple of SAVEfics last night, I started to think about stargazing with goatbae a lot.
Then I got inspiration to make music. I tried to make an orchestral kind of song, but then I just sort of went apeshit on the drums.
https://clyp.it/q55hzdik
So, here ya go, Anons. How do you like it?
>>126266285
Well it should've been.
>>126266225Nth for being turned into Flowey or Asriel's cum-stuffed fuccboi pet.
>>126266285
It's always an option
is everyone happy today
i hope you are. everyone should get to have a great day.
>>126266327
Well it isn't, you little turd burglar.
>>126266115
Frisk's determination since it's able to beat a creature literally made of it.
>>126266328
yes pls
>>126266404
That's some good shit. Reminds me of Final Fantasy.
>>126266328
nth for being brutally murdered by Chara!
>>126266501
Hi Papyrus
POST MORE CUTE
>>126266470Now I'm imagining it being totally obviously loving, with the wonderful goat gently massaging your bloated stomach afterwards
Chara!
Is!Overweight!
>>126264070
>work
>work
you flatter me.
All the requests will be done sooneventually probably
Who's your favorite shopkeeper, and why is it__Gerson__?
>>126265914
HAHA YESS
I WANNA KISS FLOWEY SO BAD
HES THE CUTEST
>>126266742
>Cube for hands
I know the struggle to draw hands all to well.
>>126266757
Temmie because im a horrible person
C-Could somebody post a some nice pictures of stargazing in Undertale?
>>126266757
because it isnt't
burgerpants is the best shopkeeper
>>126266115
Frisk>Mettaton>Catty>Papyrus
>>126266693lewdtfw he will never fill you up with his cum again and again until you willingly submit to his caprine charms
>>126266293
Enjoyable/10
Not sure if I like the drum samples. I can't tell if one of them is supposed to be a snare drum or not.
>>126266917
Gaaaaay
>>126266757
That's not Burgerpants, anon.
>>126266293
Hey, that's pretty good.memes aside, that actually does sound nice for me.
>>126266735
>>126266761
>Chara's mantitties
You fags are So Sorry-tier
>>126266363
I'm not happy but you are cute
>>126266983
belly-chara is objectively the best version
>>126266983
>Chara
>Man
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?
>>126266983
All thickfags are at this point.
really feeling sorry for all the people who live in florida and have to put up with russian gangbangers, cubans, the gay mafia, and all of the good beachfront property getting bought up by the jews
>>126266194
>>126266742
I stole one, is that alright?
>>126267019
gee golly, that's sweet of youwhat's making you upset anon? is something the matter?
>>126267027
I enjoy Charanon's Chara but I do not enjoy the belly
Help
>>126267056
I've been the florida and the most annoyance was an old ass man watching fox news in the car wash who was loudly telling everyone obama was a muslim
>>126266882good choice
>>126267098
you probably live in rural backwater ass swamp nigger cocaine creole florida then
might as well just be georgia
>>126267036
Chara is a guy in my headcanon and in all pictures
>>126267046
Asa si asa
>>126266875
Burgerpants isn't even a shopkeeper, he's just a wage slave destined to die either by shooting himself in the face with a rusty gun or suffocating under the ass of the chick he bought it from.
>>126266969
Thank you, Anon.
>>126266942
You mean you don't like all of the drum samples or just the snare?
On my monitors I can hear the snare pretty well, but all that is subjective, really.
>>126267096
get better taste
plus he has non-belly chara art
>>126267061
yeah
posting more of my brilliant portfolio
>>126267096
Embrace the belly.
>>126267027
Why is he pregnant? Who impregnated him? Did Sans just shove enough bones up his ass to resemble that?
>>126267036
Chara and Asriel slept in the same room and wore the same clothes. Chara is a boy.
anon a cute
would hug
>>126266742
Can you draw Undyne flexing with a passed out blushing Alphys close by?
I was the Anon who asked for your pictors.
>>126267306
You mean you didn't sleep in the same room as your brother?
>>126267306
>Chara and Asriel slept in the same room
the fuck does that have to do with anything
>>126266942
Anyway, thanks for pointing it out, Anon.
It's always good to have a different perspective on your own work.
>>126267272
Why is Chara rejecting me in this picture
I do not like this picture
>>126267401
because the artist hates us
>>126267317
>>126267320
Were your parents weird enough to let opposite-sex siblings sleep in the same room and wear the same clothes after the age of four?
That's weird, yo.
touhoutale when
chara's fetish for interracial cuckoldry
>>126267306
>pregnant
that isn't pregnant
>>126267308
Anon R cUtE!!1!
>>126267272
>saying you want to get married
>not having the response be "I'm twelve years old you fuck" and then chara doing their jumpscare thing
>>126267539
he made a version like that
>>126266794
me too anon
Flowey is what keeps me going
>>126267465
why is that weird
>>126267465
>weird
I guess so yeah
>>126267479Maybe someday
Also, mom.
>>126267465
They're fucking monsters caring for a weird human child. They don't know, man.
They probably didn't even know what gender Chara was.
Anyway, canonically, Chara and Frisk's genders are left ambiguous. Either interpretation is valid.
But femCharra is superior, obviously.
>mfw skeletons
>>126267479
>Pacifist running Gensokyo
Shit, that sounds amazing.
post more 차라
>>126267650
>Sans doesn't give a fuck about your insults, shrugs them off
>Papyrus is in tears because he's so happy that you're such a good, honest friend
Have you told your mom that you love her, today?
>>126267648
shotachara is superior, i will literally murder you over this
>>126267465
were your parents fucking goats that had been trapped underground for centuries? I'm pretty sure all children in the underground wear stripped shirts anyway.
![Full_Moon_as_Seen_From_Denmark[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FoEE43i.jpg "Full Moon as Seen From Denmark[1]")
>>126267685
ok
>>126267636
Hey, you're back. Always good to see your shit.
>>126267446
I guess so.
>>126267539
>Implying Chara isn't decades old
They were around long enough for six other humans to fall into the underground and get Asgore "Infanticide Mcgee" Dreemurr'd. None of the cast even recognize Toriel as the queen.
>>126267703Which one
>>126267832
The only one you have.
>>126267832
>that tummy
>>126267714
Not if I go genocide on your ass, first, boyChara peasant. Chara is a cute girl. A CUTE GIRL!!
>>126267650
Undertale mods for Dark Souls WHEN
>>126267779Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not the colourblind drawanon, I'm just a humble Toripic collector.
>>126267846
Oh, the answer is no, then.
>>126267685
Why pronounce it like Charmander, Anon?
It's Chara like character.
>>126267306
>Chara and Asriel slept in the same room and wore the same clothes.
I've amused myself with the idea that Asriel still doesn't know.
>>126267891
It's Chara like Sarah with a Sh.
>>126267571
Because anything with a concept of gender and decency (as monsters have) knows you don't do that.
>>126267648
Monsters aren't retards, if anything they'd be even more inclined to keep their son away from the oppressive alien seductress if Chara was actually a girl.
>>126267724
Probably not the same striped shirts (and pants) as their opposite-sex siblings, because that's kinda weird.
>>126267832both the goat one and the real one, Christmas is almost here, she may appreciate it
>>126267891
don't start with this meme
>>126267910
That they're gay for each other?
>>126267685
Chara's love for chocolate is really endearing and cute.
>>126267930
>Probably not the same striped shirts (and pants) as their opposite-sex siblings
Did you just imply Asriel is a chick?
>>126267885
>knowing you might one day light the fires and succeed lord gwyn, it fills you...with DETERMINATION
>>126267910
>Did you know human boys don't even have pee-pees? I know, right!
>>126267926
>>126267891
you fucking idiots
it's like sahara but with a C instead of an S
>>126267987
>reverse trap asriel
Sure, why not.
>>126267939
In a country where it's constantly 110 F outside during December and there is snowmen and pine trees anywhere, I can't help but think of Christmas as a big joke.
>>126267926
What? I always thought that this 차 syllabe meant "cha".
>>126268025
dude what
>>126267930
>Monsters aren't retards
I didn't imply they were. But they can be quite naive. And they clearly don't understand a lot about humans. They don't know Frisk's gender either, yo.
>>126267981yes
>>126267987
No, I implied that unless children are babies, it's not really normal or appropriate to make opposite-sex kids wear each others clothing. If Chara was a girl then making Asriel wear her clothing would be fucking weird.
>>126267930
>monsters aren't retards
HUMAN, I AM LITERALLY UNKILLABLE. ALLOW ME TO MAKE MYSELF VULNERABLE IN A FORM I CAN'T ACTUALLY FIGHT IN.
HUMAN, I HEARD YOU ARE COMMITTING GENOCIDE. ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU TEA INSTEAD OF ABSORBING THE SOULS.
HUMAN, I CAN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW AND TAKE YOUR SOUL AND BECOME A GOD. INSTEAD I WILL PLAY WITH YOU AND BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE AND ALLOW YOU TO WAKE THE SOULS UP TO RBEEL.
HUMAN, YOU HAVE KILLED LITERALLY EVERYONE IN YOUR PATH. I WILL FIGHT YOU ANYWAY.
HUMAN, I LEFT A ROUTE FOR YOU TO GO THROUGH AND CONTINUE YOUR GENOCIDE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO ABANDON ONE USELESS JEW SPIDER
HUMAN, I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
MY CHILD, I WILL NOT BREAK THE RUINS DOOR AFTER THE FIRST CHILD FALLS DOWN
HUMAN, I WILL GIVE YOU A SPEAR TO DEFLECT MY BULLETS WITH EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A GENOCIDAL MANIAC
HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY BED
>>126268076
I'm pretty sure they do know Frisk's gender iswhatever the player wants it to be, thus they avoid commenting on it to avoid spoiling headcanons.
>>126268117
>Bullying and mocking Papyrus
Youscrungus
>>126268025
>>126267926
this is getting out of hand
>>126268151
I agree. But in-canon, the monsters aren't aware of Frisk's gender. There's no reason to call someone whose gender you're aware of a "they" unless they've specifically requested it, and Frisk is too young to be a tumblrtard.
>>126268109
yah
What kind of voice do you imagine when you read the dialogue for the characters?
>>126268254
M8 YES
>>126268296
It's kind of weird, I imagine it being a mixture of my own voice and the in-game audio queue for text.
>>126268296
crashboombanger
>>126268075
chara
say it like
cah-ha-rah
but with no pauses
>>126267832
Tears of sad a bad, tears of joy are best
>>126268296
toriel isbabababababababa and asgore isbobobobobobobobobobo
>>126268296
Y'know how sans sort of says "heh?" Well, just yknow.. Make every word like that.
Most applies for everyone.
Toriel, though, I'm not sure about her.
>>126268296
I just read the text really, no voices.
>>126268296
>imagining voices for characters
is this really a common thing?
i was in a conversation with a workmate recently and she asked me how i imagined a character from a manga we were both reading sounded
i honestly couldn't think of an answer, i just read things in my own voice
>>126268254
I read it the same as "chair", it feels natural
"chair uh"
>>126268296
Flowey and Mettaton are vocalized, so just those voices speaking.
Toriel is soft-spoken and careful, every syllable is very deliberate and proper. She enunciates a lot. Her voice is like a warm blanket.
Papyrus is goddamn Skeletor.
Sans' voice has a round quality. It's deep, and a little dopey. He always sounds like he either doesn't care, or cares more than he could convey.
Undyne has a scratchy, gravelly voice from all the yelling she does. Very tomboyish, but gets a little more feminine when she's flustered.
Alphys is a nasally, wheedling nerd with no presence. Every word she says has a noncommital tone so she can pretend it was a joke if she slips up.
Asgore's voice is deep, loud, and smooth. A radio voice, that commands attention and respect. It makes it especially hard to deal with when he says all the cutsey, lovey-dovey things he's prone to say.
Asriel in smoll form has a voice similar to his mom's, but much more carefree and fluid. In his edgelord form, he sounds like a generic anime character.
>>126268296
I always picture Sans having a deeper, laid back tone and only puts emphasis on puns or when he gets serious.
Papyrus is just a more optimistic Skeletor.
Alphys sounds like a grade A weebgirl.
Undyne sounds like a fitness instructor jacked up to 11.
Toriel has a motherly tone to her words, soft speaking but still able to get a point across.
Asgore has a deep, deep voice James Earl Jones style.
Flowey has that chipper tone when he talks to you normally, but his tone shifts to a more ominous one whenever he gets the "IDIOT" looks about him.
Mettaton is just like his sound files.
That's about it, really.
>>126268624
I don't think he's asking how we read it. I think he's asking how we'd imagine their voice, if they were voice.
I think mostly everyone reads in their own.
booby
maybe monster bodies are so varied that it's difficult to reliably tell male from female. so monsters just use "they/them" for everyone until they know better
>>126268475
But tears of sad are sometimes a good exorcism of the soul.
ImpregnateFrisk
>>126268816
Frisk is a girl!
>>126268776
Or maybe some have parts that others don't.
>>126268365
Are you trying to pull a Wabbit Season-Duck Season on me m8?Cause if so, I admire your gumption. But Chara's still a cute girl.
>>126268296
Snowdrake sounds like Video Game Dunkey.
His dad sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
It's a match made in heaven.
How do you imagine Sans' voicewhen he does the creepy silent-talking thing?I imagine it as being sort of like Discworld's Death's voice is described, as in it just appears in your own thoughts. Chara's 'voice' is the same, except all the time.
How would monster/human relations work? Would there be some kind of cultural exchange programs or something?
Does Flowey sleep? He probably doesn't need to, but is he even capable of sleeping?
>>126268902
ill argue till im out of shitty sans
he's a cute shota
>observe round on ss13
>follow
>Toriel (AI EYE)
Fuck I knew I should have joined.
>>126267981
Post more nigger Sans, I haven't saved any of that shit.
>>126268296
Sans sounds like his voice noise but with proper speech. Same with the Dreemurrs. Papyrus is high and scratchy. Undyne is deep. Mettaton has a robot filter over everything.
I want to hug monster kid.
>tfw everywhere you go there's an undertale reference
https://youtu.be/6WL4pbHFYds?t=638
>>126268957
Oh my god its not just a meme name they're going full Toriel with it.
They're treating the HoS like a child trying to exit the ruins.
>>126268943
Chara is a cutekid!
>>126267283
you know, fuck it, I finished it but I deleted it after posting, it looks horrible, so it's free again
sorry for any trouble
>>126269076
I don't like it when that happens
If Undertale took place in the real human world, this one, rather than one where humanity seems more passive, how would the monsters do once they got to the surface?
>>126269019
SHOTA
H
O
T
A
>>126269163
they get slaughtered
>>126269163
Exactly the same as true pacifist unless they exit in the South or some other third world shithole.
>>126269074
I want to "hug" him too
>>126269095
>icky ocky
>>126269175
CUTE
U
T
E
GIRL
I
R
L
>>126268937
i hope so
if not id stay up all night to be with him, so he'd never have to be bored
>>126269213
Anonymous NO!
THAT'S ILLEGAL
>>126269263its nuke ops
>>126269264
ah shit man hes a boy you fucking fell for it
If Undertale has spawn many sequels or spinoffs. Flowey will be the central recurring character.
He could live for a million years or so.
>>126269303
ANON
>>126269326
FLOWEY DATING SIM WHEN
>>126268943
Shitty Sans is not a cute shota you weirdo fuck
>>126269356they're outside the armory and are gonna go straight for the disk after taking out security
one op is already undercover and parapenning+eswording people
>>126269303
What server? I want to watch too.
>>126269315
Come on, man.
How long are you gonna deny the truth?
Are you reall gonna be so obstinate in the face of the truth?
Really?
Are you really doing this?
I dont get it.
Somehow, you're just so wrong about this.
Augh.
Go home, Anon.
I don't tink you can win this.
Really, it's a waste of time.
Literally a cute girl.
>>126269076
when is the reference
>>126269407
>undercover
>esword
Oh, they deserve this
>>126269409
last sans
BOY
O
Y
>>126269414
There's references throughout the whole thing, but the big ones start dropping at the 10:30 mark.
>>126269442
If you want round ruining spoilers then don't scroll overI'm shitting you, its actually gang. The AI has some fucking great laws though. Perfect for ToriAI
>>126269414
oh
i just got to it
ohhhhhhh no
>>126269163
What if they exit in
North Korea
>>126269469
I feel bad for anyone who desn't get it
>>126269512
FUCK IM OUT OF SHITTY SANS
you win this round
>>126269393
Shitty Sans is the cutest shota and you know it.
>>126269560
You fought well, shitty sansposter.
I'll honor your valor in the victory celebration.
Why is he so perfect?
>>126269708
the trident is the manliest weapon
>>126269708
Asgore "fuck kids im gonna kill em okay come here you little fucking faggot taste my spear" Dreemurr
>>126268484
>asgore is a tall, muscular man with a blond afro and powerful nosehairs.
>>126269076
Oh shit it's one of those things that make me both laugh and cringe at the same time.
>>126269765
He can't do that because he's a cowardly fuck who manipulates his subjects to do the dirty work for him.
>>126269801
>story of my life.mp3
>>126269821
But he killed all six kids on his own.
>>126269765
Don't bully the goat
Post more Grillby.
Any kind of Grillby.
Hot Grillby if you must.
Give me all your Grillby theories.
GRILLBY
>>126269801
I actually love this guy's car reviews, but I was just left was a sour taste in my mouth after watching this one.
>>126269708
Because he's Asgore "Once a human lands on the flowers they'll get a taste of my power" Dreemurr. Duh.
>>126269858
He too much of a soft for that, I doubt he can take spilling the blood of children with his spear.
>>126269882
>Grillby serving Sans on a plate
If there was vore art of Grillby... would it be someone beingconsumed by a fire?
>>126269910
>implying hecan
>implying his entire fight isn't him looking at his feet, blindly flailing around and just hoping you run into his attacks which aren't even aimed at you
>>126269882
Grillby is always hot though, in both senses.
What if Christopher Lee voiced Asgore?
>>126269992
Christopher Lee is dead anon
>deleted my 5gb porn folder full of various characters from videogames/cartoons and questionable fetishes this morning
>only thing left of any lewd on my computer is a token shotagoat folder with some 5-6 images
One step closer to sanity.
>>126269882
My Grillby theory is that he is a pretty good chef and Sans is a regular at his restaurant and also he is very hot and he always eats me into his fire tummy and dominates me oh Grillby oh GRILLBY
>>126269910
except he fights Frisk you dumbass, so why wouldn't he have fought the other kids
>>126270082
Are you having a stroke
>>126270147
You think Asgore and Undine are the only monsters capable of killing a child?
>>126270075
Restore that shit right now. Don't make the same mistake I did.
>>126270152
I think something's getting stroked alright.
>>126270202
No one else you fight save Sans comes close to Asgore or Undyne in terms of fighting prowess
>>126270215Heatstroke.
Have you kissed your goat today, /utg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMt47NOFxI
Any other fun vids to share??
>yfw you are allergic to goats
>>126268296
papermariowiki pretty much nailed my headcanon voices for sans, papyrus, mettaton, and mad dummy
oddly enough, the only voice i can think of that really nails alphys wascryaotic'simpression, which i know is weird because he's a dude and all
i always figured undyne would have a voice similar to jasperfrom steven universe,except softer and maybe slightly higher pitched
>>126270209
No anon, through goat, i shall be cleansed.
Years of accumulating this have only hit that much harder when i realised just how much time i spent browsing all kinds of strange and dubious porn and saving it.
At least now, my lust is limited to one thing.
>>126270304Goats don't like being kissed
>>126270412
That's what I thought. Now I'm filled with regret. So much regret.
>>126269967
sans your fetish doesnt become any less wierd with all your self deprication
>>126270456nonconsensual kissing is fine as well
>>126270412
Isn't obsessively lusting over one underage goat child even creepier than obsessively lusting over all kinds of weird shit?
It's the fixation on one thing that's disturbing. Some weirdo who faps to delitization, inflation, tickling, etc is just some weirdo, but some weirdo who faps just to delitization is a special class of weirdo.
>>126270304How can we kiss that which is not real anon?
On my way to my last day of work before winter break, I love you /utg/!
>>126270075
And now you've got to rebuild it.
>>126270468
Elaborate.
>>126270551
Well i feel better after doing it, thats all that really matters. The 5gb pile of sin was far from devoid of 2D shotas/lolis.
>>126268296
Undyne was ryoko from tenchi muyo for me
Goodnight you horrible faggots.
Post_Rare
>>126269991
Damn right.
now post more hotby
>>126270748
Take care.
>>126267930
>Because anything with a concept of gender and decency (as monsters have) knows you don't do that.
why, though
>>126270764kind of rare, I guess
why is sansby so fucking cute
>>126270967
It'snot
>>126268296
joel's voices desu
>>126270967
crackships were a mistake
>>126270991
NO YOU
>>126270656
Listen buddy. One day you're gonna think, "Man I really wanna whack it to that," but you won't be able to find it. You search the internet, but the already artist deleted their account and moved to some third world country. The rest of your time is spent asking people in weird circles and imageboards if they happen to have saved the image you saved back when you were wiser, but your efforts are futile. You then sink to the point of fapping to memories of something long gone, all because you wanted to feel better about yourself for a few days.
>>126270967
Because it's perfect.
undertale dating sim when?
i wanna datenicecream guy
Slow day.
Can I have some tall skel? I barely have any pictures of him.
Why is she so perfect?
>>126271270
cuteness personified!
>>126271110
The saddest story I have ever heard.
>>126270769
Order up.
>>126271179
Literally the only acceptable Sans ship.
>>126266104
That can't be comfortable.
>>126271110
You raise a valid argument, i will give you that.
Yet, i have no urge to return those 5gb back.
The way i interpret the inability to find them later is a good deterrent really, it means that i cant bounce back even if i wanted to. There probably will come a point where i will indeed go "Man I really wanna whack it to that", but when it does i will just have to deal with the fact that its gone and i will never see it again (unless it pops up on some board by luck of chance).
Also these new captchas are retarded.
>tfw no irl friends
>>126271535
I know, it's a great feeling.
>>126271478
>filename
Yes./r/ing more, please.
>>126271481
I'll show you otherwise, baby.
>>126267507
Cute posting inTEMsifies
So what are you guys going to do for christmas?
You thought this was going to be something lewd, didn't you? How predictable.
>>126271646
Have dinner with my familyand then waste the rest of my time playing video games alone.
>>126271661
I want him to drag me around on a collar in public.
>>126271593
Well...
Alright then let's do it...for science..
>>126271478
It would please me more if he lifted that skirt ;)
>>126271382
something with coffee in it, please
>>126271646
I'm spending it with my family. I see them so rarely.
Who knows, maybe I'll even get a nice present this Christmas?I hope it's a gun
>>126271646
Getting drunk at a small house party with some 7-8 people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adFq4HPL0GQ
I think I have a problem...
>tfw no internet friends
>>126271694
Give me your fukkin' address
>>126271691
sounds romanticd-does he have room for two pets, anon?
>goat noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4SyWq692s
>>126271741
we're all friends here, anon! merry christmas eve's eve to you!
>>126271753That's up to him, of course.
Goatpaws
>>126271769
[angry bleating intensifies]
>>126268083
There is plenty of unisex children's clothing, Anonymous. Striped shirts are one of those. Also, there is literally no evidence that they wore the exact same clothing, unless you take "*Our Clothes" to imply that a giant armoire cannot contain two different people's clothing, but instead contains one type of clothing shared by two people.
Keep in mind that Chara literally fell down wearing a shirt that d either identical or very close to what Asriel was already wearing in general style.
That isn't evidence that she's make either, because clothing isn't really fitted to male or female shape until pubescence, because that's when sexual dimorphism takes place.
Until they actually change shape, subdividing clothing is usually a matter of your identification (as in, this is a dress, so it's probably a girl), color choice, and differentiation /because/ children look alike regardless of gender.
>>126271839
ANON NO
PAPYRUS IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>126271747
I live in a hut behind Grillbys. See you tonight.
I'm kinda ashamed to admit I've been readingHuman AUfanfiction, but it's not that bad if you just pretend that they'restill monsters
>>126271919
What's the point, then?
>>126269112
If it makes you feel any better I don't think I could make this work
>>126271661
dang asriel
you looking fiiiine
>>126271919
The same applies to any AU where the only change is their appearance, the lack of pics make it pretty easy to ignore.
>>126268730
My own data suggests otherwise. Generally, people will read in their own voice, but if it's dialogue, they'll apply a voice. For instance, the next post you read after this one will be read in Gilbert Godfried's voice.
It may not be something you ever do, but if it's not, you're missing out.
>>126271661
He's so fluffy...
>>126271702
No coffee, only fire.
Hardcore mode when
>>126272075
I even add voices to internet comments, my god how did't I notice this before
But anyway I finished(???) the doodles that were requested last thread including >>126267312
It was fun. It's kinda hard to decipher in some places but I could fix that if I ever go over it digitally
>>126272189
Once Toby stops being a lazy ass
>>126272189
I would wonder if Toby wanted to rewrite the story to account for Hard Mode, since the whole game is a meta-commentary on RPG gaming in general.
>>126272118
only the fluffiest goats are allowed in this fine establishment
>>126272207
ohyes
post hilarious shit
>>126272207
>sideways
>>126271878
>>126272236
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>126272379
First panel made me expect it to be a loss edit
>>126269910
He can and he does. His cowardice isn't that he's too weak to do the deed, how cowardice is that he is too weak to find another way if it means letting his people down, or actively aggressing against humans outside the barrier.
Why do you think he painted hours trident red?So he wouldn't have to see all the blood it's stained with.
>>126272434
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
>>126272434
PAPYRUS IS PURE
P U R E
U
R
E
>dating Chara
Do you know why I wear this red suit?so my girlfriend can't see me bleed
We had that Undyne guy in here drinking fish-oil, but it's usually the skelefuckers who are the most batshit. Tell us, skelefuckers, what does Sans' sweat taste like?
>>126271702
This might have coffee in it.
>>126272647
Ketchup, you fuckin' moron. Isn't it obvious?
Not even a sans fag, by the way.
I'm more of a fish-oil drinker.
>>126272434
MORE UPSKIRT SKELE
>>126272647
Sweat I guess.
good morning /utg/!
post boobyno vorboden
>>126272709
He BLEEDS ketchup, but he sweats something that isn't red, stupid. Let's keep our bodily fluids separate, and let's also not speculate on what he excretes and urinates, if at all.
I'm a shitposter but I have standards.
>>126272647
skelefags TALK crazy but they do the least crazy shit
>>126272840
Enough of his diet consists of ketchup, therfore it's bound to end up in his sweat.
Are we really about to fucking argue this?
What would Sans and Undyne do if they found out someone was misusing Papyrussexually
>>126272832
VERBOTEN
>tfw spent three hours on it and it's shit
>>126272832
Delicate booby only
>>126272890
We don't know how much of it does. He drinks it on one date with you and has some bottles in the forest, but there's none at his house or anything, just a bag of chips.
Sans consuming nothing but ketchup is fanon garbage, gb2 tumblr and let me have my skeleton-sweat discussion in peace.
>>126267679
You can do that already.
>>126272904
Misuse them sexuallyThat is my fetish
>>126272986
I'd call that enough. I'm not saying his diet is 100% ketchup.
Gosh, Anonymous. Why would you try to send me to such a terrible place?
>>126272986
His sentry station IS full of condiments, Anon...
>>126272904
>misusing
Thats what overprotective mothers sound like. Pap is a grown boy, he can make his own decisions.
>>126272904join in
>>126272962
m-mommy...
The time has come, you get to make your waifu/husbando real. They'll love you forever, but the catch isthey REALLY like MLP and won't shut up about it to anybody.
>>126272745
I think I upset some people so I'll try to post something more modest.
>>126273105
Crateanon, pls
>>126273112I used to watch the show, so I probably wouldn't mind to much
>>126272957
Is that supposed to be Jonathan Joestar?
>>126273060
You're right and I apologize, I went too far. But fuck you anyway. Please don't go there though, it's awful.
>>126273069
Like I said, he does have a couple around, but it's not as though he's hitting the bottle constantly as far as we know, and it certainly doesn't permeate his sweat as we can see from his sprite.
>>126273134
That is okay.
Any flustered Pap is a good Pap.
Oh what I would do to those bones.
ugh, i dont like girls though
>>126273194
I forgive you.
>>126272957
It's not bad, I like his face. I'd put more detail on the armor but that's just me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z4h8wVx76c
Why am I laughing....
Molest the Papyrus!
Use him and defile his innocence!
Abuse him until he feels he's too dirty for anyone else and has nobody to turn to except you!
How do you even fuck a skeleton?
>>126273196
Come on now. Don't be aMUH THICKfaggot.
>>126273290
stick its femur down your urethra
>>126273283
Jesus anon, seek help.
Papyrus is only to be defiled CONSENSUALLY.
>>126272832
this dude's artstyle gives me the shits, almost ctrl+alt+del tier
>>126273112
We all have some stupid tastes anon, it would be a small price to pay. Besides, people also tend to grow out of stuff through time, so theres that.
How thick is too thick?
>>126273421
no such thing
>>126273283
Only way anything is allowed to be lewded, especially the more innocent characters, is consensually. You dont want Pap to lose faith in your now do you?
>>126273283
PAPYRUS IS NOT FOR MOLESTATION, ONLY CONSENSUAL HAND HOLDING
>>126273421
Forrest Gump.
>>126273451
If Papyrus won't condemn you as you kill him in cold dust I'm sure he'd forgive his rapists too.
>>126273447
if you say so
>>126273456
I am still disgusted that he never made a boner joke.
>>126273207
True. Also here's a flustered skeleton not in a skirt because I'm sure the guy that asked for Papyrus doesn't want a folder full of crossdressing.
WOW LOOK AT THE TIME
>>126273616
>Toriel hitting on frisk
No no no, it has to be the other way around.
>>126273696
like this???
>>126273561
I know someone who would though.
>>126273541
I...well...fuck...
Its sad that it might actually be true.
Still anon, consensual and caring love isnt more an enticing thing to you? You would rather destroy him then cherish him?
You are aware that if you break him he wont actually be the person you actually fell in love with from the get-go?
>>126273664
Fuck flowey. And fuck anyone who forgives him.
>>126273696
No, it has to beasrielhitting on toriel
>>126273664
Oh dear.
>>126273616
>You will never have a goat milf flirt with you.
Why live.
>>126273768
That artist just stopped at one point, shame, i really liked his artstyle.
>>126273768
No, like this.
>>126273814
Why even
>>126273813
Yeah that's right! Fuck Flowey. Facefuck him until the jizz overflows out of his mouth.
>>126273893
what do you mean stopped? I talk with him every other day or so.
>>126273696
actually it goes like this
>frisk flirts with toriel
>toriel flirts back
>repeat until you're both out of material
didn't you guys ever flirt with your mom as a joke?
>>126273804
>dressing a cumrag in Papyrus's wondrous battle body
>implying implications
How dare you.
>>126273928
He's dead. You've been screaming into radio silence.
>>126273893
Isn't that Mejic? He still draws pretty often.
post characters phat
>>126273884
See this is exactly what I'm talking about. Anyone who forgives Asriel let alone comforts him is a murderer sympathiser.
>>126273926
For fuck's sake Flowey, I already told you no.
>>126273928
I havent seen anything new from him since those last Christmas themed pictures with Asriel/Frisk/Chara.
>>126273919
>Why even
I was actually bait people into discussing that kabier comic again.I've just read the comments for the new page on e6, and once again the turbocunts that made it are calling anyone who criticises it a shitposter.They had one panel of a ''flashback'' of asriel fighting mettaton for fucks sake
>>126273919
Flirting shenanigans a best
>>126274091
the flirting thing I posted is like a week and a half old
>>126274016
Hoes dress like hoes anon.
>>126273804
His dick needs to be way bigger.
>>126274173
Papyrus is the purest virgin.
>>126273283I've been going on Shamchat as Papyrus just to see if any Anon was gonna play on his Innocence. No bite as of yet.Maybe I'm not looking at the right place for this
>>126273804
>that bulge
*DO NOT
>>126274369
Surely you meantcoolestgirl.
i request cool muscles!!
-totally not cookskeleton95
>>126274369
Why is he giving me the bedroom eyes in that pic then?
>>126273112
Papyrus is autistic enough that he's probably already a fan anyway >>126274369
>>126273987
I could live with that assuming Frisk is the initiator.
>didn't you guys ever flirt with your mom as a joke?
No?
>>126273856
You obviously don't know me very well.
>>126274525
Here, read this, confused momfag. Then go think about what you've done in the stupid corner.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke
>>126274134
So between the Christmas pics and that flirt pic he didnt make anything else?
>>126274509
>cookskeleton95
>k
Top spagh
>>126274620
He's not lying though.
>>126274580
epic meme post, /b/ro, i gotta upvote it on reddit asap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfZIy5s6eog
>>126274525
>unicorn from the Last Unicorn or potentially that smug unicorn from the webcomic
>redirecting people to mlp when that artstyle has nothing to do with ponies
I want underage to leave.
>>126274742
>everyone who disagrees with me is le /v/ boogeyman
epcot
>>126274583
He has been working on a metta and frisk thing, and after that I had another request on with him but that one's private.
He still draws, don't worry.
>>126274769
Yeah, that's exactly what you are by replying like that. Do I have to repeat myself?
I browse every board. Who am I?
>>126274742
/v/ is distinguished from /vg/ by not being afflicted with as many cancerous generals.
>>126274835
Anonymous
>>126274835
Hiroshima?
>>126274878
lol
>>126274818
whatever helps you sleep at night, kid
>>126274771
>you will never have a top tier lewd drawfag as a friend who is willing to draw cute shotas for you in all sort of entertaining situations
I envy you so fucking much.
>>126274892
Got me.
>>126274930
why envy? just be social. I've got a bundle of drawfag friends that I just chat with.
>>126274919
Dont make me fuck you goatmom.
>>126274771
it's you
>>126274705
I need more bad Papyrus rapping.
>>126274705
This is great.
>>126274930
My girlfriend does art for me, she is pretty good.
>>126274916
You don't need to pretend, boy. If that's all you have to say, then see you around.
any gaster smut someone could link? we need a pastebin for them all
>>126275165
Don't do this
Morning /utg/
>>126275165
No she isn't. She could be, though.
Assuming that's hers, I mean.
UHH YES, HELLO
I AM THE "FRIEND" OF A VERY ACCOMPLISHED ARTIST, AS YOU KNOW
YES, THIS "ARTIST" HAS MANY "FRIENDS", WHO ARE DEFINITELY "REAL PEOPLE" SUCH AS "MYSELF", AND THEY ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT ALL JUST THE "ARTIST SAMEFAGGING" TO MAKE "THEMSELVES" ARTIFICIALLY SEEM POPULAR
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY ARTIST "FRIEND" IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON A GREAT MAGNUM OPUS, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS GENERAL
AND BECAUSE I AM "THEIR" VERY EPIC "FRIEND", "THEY" SHALL GIVE IT TO ME FIRST, SO THAT I MAY POST IT ON "THEIR" BEHALF
THAT IS HOW ARTISTS DO THINGS, I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM THE "FRIEND" OF A VERY ACCOMPLISHED ARTIST
>>126275165
Stop fucking So Sorry.
>>126275198
i accept your surrender, /v/ermin. now leave this general and never come back
>>126275270
Who let Papyrus post on the Internet?
>>126275270
Papyrus please
>>126275270
That's nice anon.
>>126275026
That's not very nice of you to say.
>>126275362
Make me, /v/tard.
>>126275362
>>126275420
How can you possibly use /v/ermin or /v/tard as an insult. You're on /vg/.
>>126275420
make yourself, /v/irus
>>126274515
He's just very shy.
>>126275409
I will ram my sausage down your ass so deep that you will taste it in your mouth and wonder how a pie made out of my cum would taste like.
>>126275484
You /v/irgin never give up do you? How sad.
>>126275553
I think I played against you in Halo 3 a few years ago, I was the blue guy, remember?
>>126273664
excited!
>>126275480
you don't "get it". we're "special", and "different" from /v/, so that inherently makes us "better"
/v/ and /vg/ definitely "don't" share 90% of their userbases, that would carry very "unfortunate implications"
you see, /v/ has "video game threads", which are threads about videogames, and us "high class" individuals on /vg/ have "generals", which are threads about videogames
>>126275524
That's pretty good
>>126275627
>you see, /v/ has "video game threads", which are threads about videogames
>/v/
>having videogame threads
hey utg
u-um i love you
>>126275627
You can't spell /vg/ without /v/
>>126275524
I was blind, but now i see.
>>126275627
>you see, /v/ has "video game threads",
someone doesn't actually go to /v/ very much
>>126275420
>>126275484
Let's be nice guys, no need to fight over something small and silly like this.
>>126275524
kek
>>126275553
That is not a nice thing to say anon.
>>126275703
FUCK YOU.
>>126275703
Seems legit, let's go to my place, no one will be around. We can be alone, in the dark, and hang out in the marsh behind my house. The cell reception is bad so we can't order out, but I can make spaghetti.
>>126275703
Fuck off OOC Chara
>>126275614
Will slap my ass and call me Betsy, blue guy!
Are you still blue or have you accepted the mighty red?
>>126275524
Why don't i name my self "Anony" now?
>>126275783
Oh come on Papyrus, you're not ready for a relationship yet.
>>126275758
>>126275798
plz no bully
>>126275783
i'll take the spaghetti to go please
>>126275590
your whiny posts are as limp as a tranny's dick. they're HARRIBLE. get lost, /v/ictim
>>126275751
There will be no room for saying anything, when you are gagging on my meat stick, you horny goat sow.
>>126275803
I've pitched for both sides by now, being red is pretty awesome.
I play blue occasionally when I feel masochistic.
>>126275867
You sound mad, /v/diot. :^)
>>126275813
>not nonny
>not nonnykins
>not nonnypuss
>not nonnynonnyoxenfree
Cmon now, get some taste.
>>126275749
>>126275696
ah yes how could I forget, here in /vg/ we have accepted the "truth" that /v/'s "videogame threads" are not actually about videogames, but are rather just echo-chambers of shitposting and circlejerkery, whereas our "generals" are definitely "not" just echo-chambers of shitposting and circlejerkery
>>126275813
You wont, no balls.
>tfw someone told /utg/ to sleep comfy last night
>just woke up from one of the most terrifying dreams I've ever had
Th-thanks, /utg/...
I wanna fuckand/or bea goat!
>>126275751
Oh hey, I recognize you for your file names.
>>126275553
you're grounded
>>126275703
>Chara's first steps into being a nicer person
Ay kid good work
>>126275995
It's because you didn't reply to the amalgamate of sweet dreams
>>126276005
>in this world it's "fuck or be fucked"
Have fun being a goat.
>>126275929
you sound like a reddit memer just looking to get their 15 upvotes and karma golds, a literal /v/man98765432, yeah, you cocksucker
>>126276018
One of these days I'm going to rename everything and assume a new identity. Until then, I will continue to be the goatmom guy with the filenames. It is my destiny.
Sup /utg/ how your day? I had a rather dull day at work, not bad, just dull... which is a nice step up from the norm.
Gonna repost the Comfy fic I wrote last night for the daytime crowd. Involves a big hug, Asriel and anon.
>http://pastebin.com/cKmfMmUb
Edited it a bit to fix a few formatting errors and eliminate my strange fixation on comma over-saturation.
Again it's the first fic i ever wrote, so any feedback would be great, and do be harsh, else I'll never learn.
If you're not a fan of Character/Reader fics then fear not, you can just replace every instance of the word "anon" with "frisk" and the fic is none the worse for it... then again that may not be a good thing, I was just keeping it intentionally vague so any anon who needed to have a pleasant little daydream cold self insert just a bit, think of it as a hug in text form.
>>126273541
fuck :(
>>126276126
How long are you gonna keep giving me your mad (you)'s, kid? I didn't even ask for them.
Thanks for the keks, by the way. I needed them.
stay mad
>>126276083
It's a living
imagine this scenario.
you are your favorite character from undertale.now imagine them being rule 63'd
what would happen?
>>126273632
i want a folder full of crossdressing though :)
>>126275903
Red or dead.
>>126276341
Better dead than red.
>>126276051
Not as long as people like shota/loli/vore/scat/incest, no, we can't.
the fact that i have to keep batch-renaming and re-encrypting my files, switching VPNs, and hiring new stenographers to type my posts and captchas for me, just to stay ahead of profilers, it's actually pretty fuckin depressing
the information age sucks, why can't we go back to the times where nobody knew anything about anybody
>>126276169
>Until then, I will continue to be the goatmom guy with the filenames.
That's perfectly fine.
>>126276018
Grounded in your ass that is.
>>126276323
Start masturbating and never stop.
>>126274409
just wait for me to get home after xhristmas
Any preferences?
>>126276251
wow, three /v/ memes in one post, you must be a really SPECIAL BOY, i bet all your reddit friends are going to be so proud of you when you screencap this very epic conversation and repost it
think of all the sick upgolds and votekarma you'll get
>>126276395
Where could one obtain a subscription to that magazine anyways?
>>126276438
Anon no.
>>126276463
Nigga what's with all that weird /v/ speak you're spouting? You must be a real /v/tard to be spilling so much shit. But please, keep the keks coming, little monkey.
>>126275852
FUCK
YOU.
>>126276051
YOU TOO.
>>126276274
>everyone not just turning around and fulfilling their goatlust on Fatz's goat asshole while he sings that stupid gook song through erotic moans.
Cmon now... theres a goat right there.
>>126276323
>Papyrus gets wider hips
I'd fist him.
Mom is the hottest woman in the underground.
>>126276531
It's a rare collector's item, so it's not in widespread print yet.
>>126276531
>are you hungry my child
Yes, for that sweet goatmilfs cunt.
>>126276550
why don't you like chara, anon?~
>>126276549
super epic /v/ coolkid post, definitely worth 70 epic reddit votegolds and upkarma
>>126276325
What kind of weirdo would want a bunch of crossdressing skeletons on their computer though?
>>126276668
Chara's an edgy cunt. But it's overly cutesy uwaaa~~~ fucknuggets I hate.
>>126276274
What am i looking at here?
Im not recognizing everyone in the pic.
>>126276698
He doesn't look very cross to me.
>>126276754
joel, fat joel, two profilers, and white joel
>>126276754
It's a Delta Rune Space Marine.
Or something.
>>126276668
I do.
-insert edgy comment here-
I am a pretty dominant person though, holding her down and fucking the shit out of her is highly appealing to me. Listening to her threats while i choke her, feeling her tighten around me as she struggles...
My kind of woman.
>>126276680
My, you seem to know alot about both /v/ and plebbit. You're more cancerous than I thought!
Oh wow, looks like I reeled quite some keks.
Who /bestnightmare/ here
>>126276698
One that is not just a collector of pictures, but also a giant waifufag
>>126276834
>her
>>126276735
woah~ now that's what i call EDGY!
>>126276834
that's not ok anon
>>126276274
>musclefag represented as an Ultramarine
Figures he would be the faggiest of them all.
Also, whos the girl?
post rule 63or standard goatmom
>>126276754
Fatz, Musclenon, me, doogle and the countless anons with no names that make content
>>126276834
the fuck dude
>>126276828
Whats a joel?
>>126276818
Well of course. Papyrus rarely gets upset.
>>126276884
Now who could possibly fit that description?
>>126276935
>Flowey existing as a separate entity as Asriel
>>126276698
Is that a propeller beanie on his head?
>the mad horsefucker still autistically shitposting trying to "win" the "internet argument"
man, I bet the profilers are having a field day with this guy
>>126276920
That's fine, people think Asriel, Asgore and Toriel are actually goat people.
If they are allowed to ship that, then I can pretend Chara is a girl. and I want to rape her to death.
>>126276660
You gotta hook me up man, I need this in my life. You gotta at least have an idea of where to go.
>>126276662
Is there something you need to talk about anon?
>>126277056
ME
and you
lets talk about the great things about papyrus
i love his smile!
>>126277179
I lovethe way his pelvis has just enough room for my cock.
>>126277229
>his
>>126277162
Yes. I want to murder your goat pussy.
Good morning /utg/! I love you!
>>126277229
Aaaaand of course we jump straight to the lewdposting.
>>126277293
You know I hate this, don't you.
You just wanted to see me suffer.
>>126277340
What?
This thread's too furry and boney. Where my robotfuckers at?
>>126277293
I love you too, anonymous~
>>126277080
Maybe.
>>126277179
I love his uplifting personality and how he tries to see the good in everybody.
>>126277417
In the /fnaf/ general.
>>126277103
of course you would know about all the epicest and most karmagoldworthy /v/ memes, being such the epic and well upvoted /v/ pro yourself
truly, your meme epicness is underrated by these here /vg/ plebs. you should go instead to reddit, where other meme masters such as yourself would be able to better appreciate your aesthetic memeposts.
>>126277162
If I knew where to find 'em I'd would've told everyone a long time ago, I am very sorry.
>>126277417
I can switch it up
>>126277439
>tiny qt Frisk and Sans in the background
>>126277293
I love you too pumpkin
>>126277436
Toriel hates you. She never really loved you to begin with.
>>126277496
Papyrus is disappointed in you. He's too kind to tell you, though.
>>126277417
Robotfuckers not allowed
-Elder Maxson
>tfw flowey isn't real
>tfw i cant hug flowey
>tfw i cant kiss flowey
>>126277458
An ugly animatronic is not a sexy robot.
>>126277417
>>126277473
I'm also switching things up tonight.
>>126266225
S-source pls
AKSCHYUALLY, HE'S NOT A ROBOT, HE'S AN ANDROID, YOU VERY UN-EPIC PLEB
GOSH
GET IT RIGHT
#GROANZONE
>>126277546
> tfw you isn't real
>>126276969
shitty content
>>126277417
Checking in
Worshipping the king
>>126277675
Do not bully artposters
>>126277546
don't remind me anon..
>>126277638
That's like saying a trebuchet isn't a catapult.
>>126277605
Would Mettaton be able to stand Papyrus's pasta?
>>126277638
I was thinking about this recently.
Does Mettaton count as an android? I thought they had more human features (no armored parts, synthetic skin, etc.).
>>126277467
I'll keep an eye out for it then. One of us will find it for sure!
>>126277289
That's not a nice thing to say to your mom.
>All this talk about male Chara I missed
I guess I know what I'm drawing next
>>126277638
Jerry please leave
I was trying to eat my morning hamburgers but I remembered that thing last night about Chara's corpse and the milk and the maggots and the robots and I almost threw up.
Remember when Flowey was a good guy?
>>126277772
He's someone who sells hamburgers with sequins in them, so probably
>>126277638
Androids are a subset of robot
>>126277810
>morning hamburgers
here comes europe
>>126277789
>Healthy young man is attracted to a woman's breast
>Degeneracy
>>126277675
What have you contributed to this general, besides shitposting?
>>126277789
>I'll keep an eye out for it then. One of us will find it for sure!
Hopefully.
>>126277871
I don't know why, I was just feeling hamburgers this morning.
>>126277789
I dont give a shit about nice, now bend over so i can make some cream-pies.
>>126277496
How are you feeling this morning?
>>126277807
Hey there Charanon.
I've seen people being mean to you while catching up with threads I missed while sleeping.
I want you to know that I like you even though I don't particularly like chub Chara all that much.
Ganbare!
>>126277781
He's an android because he has a human shape. To not count as an android (or gynoid) a robot has to be Wall-E tier.
So basically his Ex and Neo forms are android regardless of how obviously robotic they are, but his box form is not.
>>126278046
>>126277807
I like you and I like chub Chara.
I could get down with a chubby Chara, more mass means more struggle, and the thrill of the fight...oh god my penis can only get so erect.
>>126277946
We'll just to post goatmom in the meantime to keep our spirits up. Stay strong!
>>126277890
Ah, you missed the crux of the issue. The well adjusted young man attracted to breasts would not request to fondle his mother's breast.
>>126278003
Well, if you're not going to be nice then why should I? You'll have to find someone else to satisfy your urges, try the alleyways.
>>126277675
Cringy too.
>>126278093
If he was shaped like a dog would he be a cynoid?
>>126278154
>that one drop of spaghetti sauce on the paper
>>126278154
Dont fight me goat, i will pound that ass, one way or the other.
>>126278093
That's what I was figured, I wasn't sure how general the term 'android' was.
>>126278154
I think you're a really nice person.
>>126278093
Man I almost never see Hapstablook without that damn hair thing.
>>126278046
>>126278130
Thanks, this is a much better thing to wake up to. Wish I was a part of this thread instead of the ones last night, but ehThat's what Genocide is for o'u'o
Anyone else a dom who wants to fuck someone to death?
>>126278093
Androids are a type of robot you mong.
>>126278154
Goatmom posting is a go.
>>126278268
Happstablook's hair is beautiful, just like the rest of him.
Mettaton is a girl.
>him
>>126278382
you and your damn DCS, anonw-wish i had someone to fly with
>>126278219
I'm afraid not, but I'[m sure you can find some harlot that would be more than happy to accommodate you.
>>126278256
Well, thank you anon but I still can't do "that".
>>126278382
Way ahead of you.
>>126278343
Nope, since I'm a weirdo who prefers cute stuff like cuddles, handholding and headpats to actual intercourse.
I also pretty much only like vanilla.I'm a very boring person
>>126278343
How does one get fucked to death?
>>126278431
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>126278445
Hey, I will hold your hand, cuddle, and head pat you into actual intercourse.
I may start choking you halfway through because that's how I get my thrills.I will be super nice to you after I nut though.
>>126278443
>Way ahead of you.
Not if I... SPEED UP!
>>126278439What modules you got, famzilla
>>126277560
>burgerpants/mettaton
this pairing gives me life
>>126278349
Where did I say they weren't? Android is a more specific subset of robot
>>126278396
>Ectoplasm
>hair
pick one
>>126278443
So its going to be the hard way.
*unzips dick*
>>126278270
>>126278046
>tfw people were bullying one of your favorite posters and you couldn't do anything about it because you were asleep
I'm sorry
>>126278445
Same here, anon. Speaking of which...
HEADPAT
THE
CHARA
>>126277229
Goddammit you fucking faggot, Papyrus is for COOKING SPAGHETTI not for fucking! Papyrus is PURE! PURE!!!
>>126278524I don't have many. No TOVARISCH CYKA BLYAT russian modules, only the fucking autistic A-10C module that i'll never bother to learn and the F-15C module.
>>126278578
Don't be an autist.
>>126278608
-pat pat-
>>126278608
I just realized I don't think I have any Charas getting pat on the head.
>>126278578
it's ectoplasm in the shape of hair
>>126278642Honestly you should've just bought FC3, which comes with the F-15, a bunch of ruskie shit, as well as an EZ mode A-10A
>>126278628
Papyrus is for fucking with spaghetti!
>>126278445
Same.
I want to hold hands with Grillby, but he's a heats flameman ;_;I would probably die
>being straight
>2015
Hey, is undertale getting a ps4 port? I can't play games on my computer.
>>126278767I know. But $40 (now $23)... too much to spend on something I might only play a few times by myself.
>>126278761
>tfw we had one of those electric pianos that looked like a real piano and a microphone when growing up
>tfw my dad would always sing and play really badly
>tfw my mom and sister and me would always hide on the other side of the house whenever it happened
>>126278720
This pleases the Chara.
>>126278742
I really hope there's fanart of that.
>>126278818
agreed
>>126278815
NO
ILLEGAL
IF PAPYRUS IS TO BE DEFILED AT LEAST LET HIM HAVE THE PURITY OF HIS SPAGHETTI
DO NOT SULLY THE SPAGHETTI
DO NOT DESTROY TALL SKELE MANS HOPES AND SPAGHETTI DREAMS
I WILL FIGHT YOU
>>126278882
Your dad sounds cool
>>126278524
I suppose piloting a jet does give you a distinct advantage in speed.
Nevertheless I will persevere!
>>126278602
Put that away anon, it's time we had a talk. Sex is like chocolate, something sweet and good as an occasional treat but if you overindulge in it, you become desensitized to it and the commonplaceness of it all spoils it. Practice some abstinence, and wait until you find a nice girl around your age and then court her appropriately instead of skipping to dessert if you will. Now go upstairs, I have some goatmom pics to fill the thread with.
I want to marry Sans!
>>126278935He was at first and then he stopped being cool and bad things happened
>>126279004
Better find a way to the void then.
>>126278903
I want to penetrate Papyrus's mouth with spaghetti!
Why aren't you playing a real competitive game like dota2? we have the most players and the largest prize pools
why are you playing this dead casual game?
>>126279001
>You will never be put in a harness and be carried around like that by Toriel
>>126279093
Entirely different games anon
But I play both
>>126279093
what the fuck
>>126279093
>playing a moba
>ever
>>126279081
>Merry Christmas Ya Filthy A
Sans that's rude. And Papyrus should know better than to feed children poisonous berries.
>>126278862
Well, some day I'll pop onto the /utg/ steam chat and we'll whiskey some tangos, how about that?
>>126279001
Let's see you try to keep up with THIS
>>126279093
i play pokemon doubles uu
truly a man's sport
>>126279081
STOP FUCKIN G STOP
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>126279093
I used to play League and then I stopped but I'm thinking about playing it again.
>>126279171
I don't go on the /utg/ steam chat anon, I'm not even in the group for it.Sorry.
>>126279093
I play card games, its like the same thing but actually fun
PAPYRUS.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COOK OFF!!!
>>126276232
>tfw no goatbro to hug
>>126276323
Burgerpants would be too busy with her job to do anything
mary poppins is my toriel's voice headcanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI
>>126279208
If you play on EUW We could play together
>>126278535
It's my second favorite ship. Even when in a relationship, Burgerpants still manages to end up suffering.
>>126276323
I would be mettaton, with a huge cock.
>>126279004
I want to hug Sans!
>>126279001
>tfw have been masturbating at least twice a day for weeks now
help me mom
>>126279120
Sounds like you have issues becauseI'd like that too.
>>126279171
Me on the right ;^)
So i heard you liked skeletons.
>>126279001
>wait until you find a nice girl around your age
Mom please, when will you accept my lifestyle
>>126279093
Because mobas are absolute garbage.
>>126279547
thats pretty normal for any male with a healthy sex drive below the age of 30
I mean it's not like you can get a GF no matter how had you try so all that sexual energy needs to be released
I should sleep, it's already late where I am.
Good night, /utg/! Have a wonderful-
>>126279615
oh... well, I'm gonna have a hard time sleeping.
>>126279495
I don't ship them romantically though, purely sexual for me. Mostly either through hatefucking or Mettaton "taking advantage" of a semi-willing Burgerpants, who hates himself for fucking Metta but is still very attracted to him
>>126279587
What aboutTeacher Tori?
Burgerpants is cute!
>>126279615
Yes, so stop posting humans.
>>126279694
Sweet dreams, Anon!
>>126279616
Boys should not love other boys like that.
>>126279547
That's not healthy anon, you need that testosterone for things besides reproducing sperm. You shouldn't need "release" more than once every couple days. Just stay off of the internet for a day and avoid arousing content for a little bit, distract yourself. Then jerk off the next day, then skip the next and so on. If it helps to challenge yourself do so.
>>126279740
I would be the teacher's pet and gladly be bullied for it. Anything for the goatmom.
>>126279615
this is fucking dumb
>>126269770
>>126268484
did someone sayBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO
>>126279861
I used to love that movie when I was younger.
>>126279861
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>126279834
Retards like you is why i hate this character, roleplaying like a moron that you are.
>>126279861
>>126279872
The superior last image
>>126279834
But if I stayed off the internetthen I wouldn't be able to talk to you...
>>126279834
>*CONSERVATIVE BLEATS
>>126279834
>Boys should not love other boys like that.
Fuck you mom, this is why I like Dad more, at least hes cool with who I really am!
okay okay this is a movie worthy of the last image
>>126280071
>>126279872
>>126279861
IT'S
S H I T
>>126280071
The Room starring Papyrus in every role.
>>126279948
>>126280053
>>126280059
Do NOT bully mom!
>>126280124
I'll stick my entire wiener inside her delicious dripping mompussy if I have to.
>>126279948
The goal is to post goatmom, the post is more just to carry a conversation.
>>126279991
That is very sweet but somehow that sounds like a good thing for the time-being. Absence makes the heart grow fonder after all.
>>126280124
Goatmom is the worst goat
>>126279238
I'm not in the group either, but you can go into the chat as a guest. At the end of the day, you're the one calling the shots.
>>126279587
It seems I have been bested. However, we're on the same side, so it's fine!
It's that time againthe time to trigger autists
Age
Gender
Country
Husbando/Waifu
Character you want to fight
Character you want to hang with
Character you never want to be around
Snow or Rain
White Rice or Brown Rice
Sweet or Sour
If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
>>126280265
Maybe one day you and I can fly anon, that'd be great, but I assume the /utg/ chat is full of cringe and autism so I tend to avoid it.
>>126280124
Why wouldnt i bully the worst fucking character in the game? A literal Hitler for snails.
>>126268296
Sans, Pap and Mett I picture as pmw's voices. Dunno about the others.
>>126279957
You said it
Well, second to last image now.
>>126280283
Male
19
Americo
Chara
Papyrus
Papyrus
Jerry
I don't know what snow is
White
Both
Either I make up an entirely new one or use my avatar because most of my OCs are humanand I wouldn't want to put in my more filthy OCs
>>126280283
>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Country
USA
>Husbando/Waifu
Asgore
>Character you want to fight
Undyne the undying (in a non-fight to the death of course)
>Character you want to hang with
Asgore
>Character you never want to be around
Chara
>Snow or Rain
Snow? Sorry im from Texas so I don't know what that is
>White Rice or Brown Rice
Brown
>Sweet or Sour
why not both?
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
Don't know would probably do something to expand on yellow souls since that didn't get as much love as Green and Blue did.
>>126280261
That's not Asriel "DUN BROOMI" Dreemurr
>>126280283
Age
24
Gender
M
Country
USA
Husbando/Waifu
Undyne
Character you want to fight
Lesser Dog
Character you want to hang with
Papyrus
Character you never want to be around
Any amalgam
Snow or Rain
Snow
White Rice or Brown Rice
Brown Rice
Sweet or Sour
Sweet
If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
It would probably be some classic monster, like a cyclops or kraken
>>126280283
>Age
25
>Gender
F
>Country
Norway
>Husbando/Waifu
Papyrus, Grillby and Mettaton EX.
>Character you want to fight
Undyne
>Character you want to hang with
Skele bros
>Character you never want to be around
Chara, Flowey.
>Snow or Rain
Snow.
>White Rice or Brown Rice
White
>Sweet or Sour
Sweet
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
mushihime futari style final boss hidden ending
>>126280398
Don't worry, it is. It's best if you stay here for your own sanity.
>>126280283
>age
take the number of angers you have, and add a few more
>Gender
ANGRY
>Country
THE ANGRIEST DEPTHS OF HELL
>Husbando/Waifu
The Angry Skeleton
>Character you want to fight
The filthy Unangry skeleton that Kekanon hangs with
>Character you want to hang with
Mad Dummy
>Character you never want to be around
That weird, determined fish
>Snow or Rain
FIRE
>White Rice or Brown Rice
I DON'T LIKE RICE!
>Sweet or Sour
ANGRY
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
ANGRY PAPYRUS. HE'S NOT KILLABLE, and HIS ATTACKS GET HARDER THE MORE YOU TRY TO CALM HIM DOWN! THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT HIM IS TO GET HIM ANGRY ENOUGH HE FAINTS.
>>126280283
>Age
27
>Gender
Male
>Country
murika
>Husbando/Waifu
Muffet/Muffet
>Character you want to fight
Flowey
>Character you want to hang with
Sans
>Character you never want to be around
Alphys
>Snow or Rain
Snow
>White Rice or Brown Rice
Neither
>Sweet or Sour
Sweet
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
God.
>>126280283
21
Female
Poland
Chara
No one
Papyrus
Jerry
Rain
White
Sweet
I dunno, some sly fox monster maybe?
>>126280283
Eh, why not.
>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Country
USA
>Husbando/Waifu
Toriel as Momfu
>Character you want to fight
None really, maybe spar with Undyne since her fight was pretty fun.
>Character you want to hang with
Pretty much the entire cast, including enocunters aside from Temmie, jerry and So Sorry.
>Character you never want to be around
See above.
>Snow or Rain
Rain of course.
>White Rice or Brown Rice
I prefer white.
>Sweet or Sour
Sweet and Sour, but if I can only choose one then sweet.
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
A fight against monsterkid after beating undyne the undying where he attacks with large magical arms could be cool I guess.
>>126280398
Don't worry my fellow pilot, we'll work something out.
>>126280730
>God.
You mean the Annoying Dog?
>>126272904
Death
>>126280798
Got me.
>>126280283
>19
>M
>Brazil
>Toriel
>Asriel
>Asgore
>So Sorry
>Snow
>White Rice
>Sweet
>I wouldn't
>>126280283
>Age
21
>Gender
M
>Country
USA
>Husbando/Waifu
Mettaton for both
>Character you want to fight
Mettaton. I want to wrestle him into submission.
>Character you want to hang with
Box Mettaton
>Character you never want to be around
So Sorry
>Snow or Rain
Snow
>White Rice or Brown Rice
White
>Sweet or Sour
Sweet
>If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
Happstablook
>>126280283
Age
22
Gender
F
Country
US
Husbando/Waifu
Demon Gote
Character you want to fight
id have a bad time with sans
Character you want to hang with
asriel or chara, both at the same time would be fun
Character you never want to be around
dinosaur
Snow or Rain
i like both, rain sounds nice, snow looks nice
White Rice or Brown Rice
white rice, fried is the best
Sweet or Sour
sweet always
If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
id like to see something where chara breaks off from you, or where you can actually save gote
>>126280283
23
F
Canada
Gaster
Gaster
Papyrus
Jerry
Where the fuck is my snow? ;-;7
White Rice
Why not both?
We got a Planefu, why not a Trainbando?
>>126280854
>!7
MODS
M O D S
MOOOOOOOOODS
>character you never want to be around
>not tsundereplane
It's like you all want to have a bad time.
I would totally bang Tem
>>126281114
It's alright, I am a faggot.
Pacifist or Genocide run first time?
>>126281217
pacifist so it feels better when you go full genocide and murder all your annoying friends
>>126281313
THE EDGE HAS SHARPENED.
>>126281217
Play the way YOU want to play the game on your first time, Anon.
I gave no fuck at bitches that came squealing that I shouldn't kill anyone on my steam, and I had a load of fun just killing some monsters and helping out others on my first run
>>126280283
26
F
USA
Papyrus
Undyne
Papyrus
Jerry
Snow
White Rice
Sweet
a cat equivalent to Toby's dog because I'm not original
>>126281217
Pacifist.Don't turn Chara into a demon.She suffered enough.
>>126281313
Don't you have criminals to catch Manny?
>>126281114
That is age of consent in Russia, actually I think 14 is.
get good.
MFW i'm the oldest poster.
>>126281382
>Chara
>Suffered
She deserves worse
>>126281458
>age of consent in Russia
16
>>126281458
age limit on 4chan is 18 bubby
>>126281491
Well, yes, Chara was a bad person and probably deserves to suffer.But I don't want her to.I want her to just be happy.Is that too much to ask?
>>126281491
Fun fact, Chara's kill count is only the equivalent to the player's. Even though she attacks and is about ready to kill Asgore, Flowey steals the kill
Prior to Genocide, Flowey and Asgore's kill counts are probably much higher
>>126281629
But in Russia man ready for military duty from 16...
>>126281709
Age limit is still 18.
I won' say anything to the big guys though
this time.
be more careful in the future
why are all the nerds who write or draw saved/soft/passive/whatever you want to call it Chara tumblr Asexuals.
How am I supposed to get my fucking cute three way lewds between a small goat boy and two similar looking small human girls who inexplicably prefer to use gender neutral pronouns.
>>126281721
Psycho Mantis?
>>126281686
Flowey has the biggest kill count, though if you don't count that since all the deaths were reversed its poor Asgore. Chara still has the most potential though since she only appears in game once you've murdered tons and tons of monsters then goes on to destroy the world
>>126281787
>>126281787
>>126281787
Migrate after bump
>>126280283
Age
>23
Gender
>Male
Country
>Chile
Husbando/Waifu
>Adult Asriel
Character you want to fight
>Sans
Character you want to hang with
>Asriel
Character you never want to be around
>So Sorry
Snow or Rain
>Never had snow here, so Rain
White Rice or Brown Rice
>White
Sweet or Sour
>Sour
If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
>Programmer monster that attacks with lines of code.
>>126281709
Just lie on your age buddy, you don't want to get banned, do you?
Today is a strange day. I feel kind of happy. I don't know what it is. You guys are great and I love this game. I want there to be more games like this, happy and loving.
You guys deserve a good life.
>>126280283
>19
>Male
>USA
>Asgore
>None of them
>Muffet
>Alphys
>Snow
>White
>Sweet
>No shitty OC allowed
>>126280283
more confusing than why you ask this boring shit, is why people keep fucking answering
>>126281629
>invoking global rules
>not applying global rules
Age of consent is 16 in russia, legal on 4chan. no?
>>126281839
>Adult Asriel
MARICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>126282046
No. Age of consent in America is 16-17 in more places than it is 18, doesn't change the age limit on porn or this website.
>>126282053
Solo por mi husbando cabra.
>>126280283
>20
>male
>usa
>snowdin shopkeeper
>I don't want to fight
>Sans
>so sorry
>snow
>white
>sweet
>Idk i guess some kind of boss fight using rhythm game mechanics. something that synchronizes with the music playing.
>>126276323
>a fsh with a dick
More lockon javelins I guess.
>>126280283
Age
>21
Gender
>male
Country
>Burgeropolis
Husbando/Waifu
>Frisk
Character you want to fight
>Asgore
Character you want to hang with
>sans and Papyrus
Character you never want to be around
>Alphys
Snow or Rain
>Rain
White Rice or Brown Rice
>white rice
Sweet or Sour
>sour
If you could add your shitty OC bossfight to the game, what would it be?
>Mettaton's ghosty soul. I wanna see what she looked like.
