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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
Crosshair overlay: http://customdesktoplogo.wikidot.com
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/NxNj2Z9.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/aAE3SRgZ
>How to get good
Spray control: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847
Aim: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=137263564 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243702660
DM Servers: http://fragshack.esea.net/index.php?s=servers
Smokes and Flashes: http://www.thewarmup.net
the jews did 9/11
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
when u bust a nut and the whole squad feelin it
reminder the only reason your inventory isn't at least $400 is because you're a lazy fuck
>>126175667
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I want pull a Richard Lewis and fucking crush you with my hands
>play with my wrist resting and a bit slouched
>absolute shit aim
>play sitting upright with my wrist almost lifted
>god tier aim
gotards?
Enable vs nostalgie.
Ez for enable? nostalgie have Overdrive playing for them topkek.
>>126175795
>wasting money on skines
I should probably stop.
i broke my hand while playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive
i broke my sanity while playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive
>not being global
>>126176039
i went from SEM to GNM in 50 wins how bad am i
anime above everything else
>>126175890
>Do something wrong
>Bad at it
>Do something right
>Good at it
Animes?
>>126176085
hot desu
>>126176085
i would be her bitch desu
/csgog/ dreamhack summer meet up?
>>126175795
Elaborate pls
>>126176039
hhnnnggg
>>126176434
that doesn't seem like very practical armor
What's his name?
>>126176396
>bunch of underage kids and gay neckbeards meeting up
'no'
>>126176520
First time in the csgo gen, this is an abstract kind of hell.
I didn't expect anything more from the csgo community desu senpai.
>>126176565
hello reddit!
>>126176524
if i'm normal
and you're normal
we're two normal guys hanging out at a lan right?
>>126176565
>>126176085
I don't know what I was expecting but that's disgusting
>>126176619
d-do you wanna meet up? :3
>>126176812Sweden ;_;
>>126176812
V-virginia?
>>126176835
tfw no qt feminine swede bf
>>126176835
where in sweden?
>>126176921
iktf
>>126176835
SWEDEN Y E S
Cuckshed
NA
>around 800 million inhabitants
>zero good players
Sweden
>400k inhabitants
>literally best cs nation ever
???
>>126176835var?
mfw a boy gave me his karambit just because i'm a trap
>>126177662
why do gay faggots always post pictures of that doujin when that doujin was just regular boyxgirl
>>126177662
no one is that beta I'm sorry, getting trap pics from submissive faggots like "you" is literally the easiest thing in the world
>>126177662
Did you show him your butt at least?
>tfw havent slept in 22 hours
>tfw sleep schedule is fucked again
>>126177851
stop being bad at life m8
>>126177921
i'll try harder tomorrow
>>126177746
sure thing anon, if it's so easy why don't you show us how many you have
![yVajKNl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fjrcSRs.jpg "yVajKNl[1].jpg")
somebody out there is willing to pay six thousand united states dollars for this
think about it for a second
>friend brings a SEM in the queue
>lost 2 games because my internet is a piece of shit
>rank down to GN3 again even though I had top frag 4 win streak
when will my friends get good holy fuck and MM is a gamble
>>126177987
how many what? pics?
>>126177228
>>126178063
yes anon, if it's so easy, you must have a lot
>inb4 you pull the "well I don't have any because I'm not gay" thing
so then you don't know if it's easy
>>126177228
NA
>only fat and ugly mouth breathers
Sweden
>tons of cute feminine boys
uhh ameritards??
>>126178157
you know I could just take any pics and claim they were sent to me so I really doubt what that would prove, but alright hold on a second
jesus christ mods do i have to report every fucking porn pic in the thread for you to see it? You got one, didn't you open the fucking thread and look at the rest of the pics? This is basic shit mate.
>>126178167
>anyone on C9
>fat
uhhh eurocucks?
>>126178265
lol the pic removed isnt even porn. also stop being a bitch
>>126178241
>not asking for timestamped versions
l m a o
>he think it's easy to get trap pics because he got fake ones
>>126178442
So you don't want them then. Cool. Less work for me having to fucking screenshot all that shit.
>>126178425
>Report one underage anime posting faggot
>All his shitposts aren't removed because the mod is too lazy to fucking read the thread
I reported my own post so hopefully he sees it. Most of these mods are just lazy, you'd think haroshima nagasaki would try to take better care of this place.
>>126178559
you will get banned for posting that you reported
>>126178517
thanks for confirming you never had any real pics and you were just talking out of your ass and it's actually hard all along
>>126178608
meh, someone has to do it.
>I... die... so anime... can live...
but not lewd anime, fix your shit mods.
should i join imcute?
commend for commend?
>>126178668
Most of them send me pics on snapchat, all of these folders are a different guy that sent me pics good enough to save.
Pic one at random and I'll show you the contents somewhat censored.
jw pls get fit wtf are you doing
>>126178768
>that tfw when too shy to join imcute
>>126178885
obviously the second most recent one
>>126178936
usually when pros try to become fit & handsome they become shit, just look at league
>>126178936
he's pretty ugly anyway, i don't think him being a bit of a fatty matters that much.
>>126179365
hello reddit!
>>126179413
thats gay dawg
>>126179413
Can you upload lewd images somewhere?
>>126179413
DELETE THIS
NOW
>>126179413
>some as jpg
>some as png
>no timestamps
>nothing to prove it's the same guy
yeah nah
we're back to the "how can you prove it's not random images" part
>>126179365
It's more for that fucking posture
>>126179565
I literally told you that before you started and you kept being a little bitch about it.
You got told, now go crawl back in to your cave and exchange fucking CS skins for nudes you beta cuck.
csgog: trap debates
>>126179413
that's pretty gay
>>126179413
show your face, nerd
Who Ez /manipulation/ here?
Bought these for 100$ in the past 5 days and now retaeded a are acctually buying for over 220$, ez
>>126179503
I can upload the folder I have of random traps. But I won't upload any folder of my personal sluts.
>>126179863
the katowice 2014 meme is the worst csgo meme
>>126179662
who do you think are more beta?
people who pay prostitutes
or people who get paid to fuckeven if it's real, which I doubt, you're the beta paying faggots to send you pictures, not even camming or video. It's actually kind of weird you gave them one of the only advantages girls have
>>126179863
a single one sold for 216€ on the market.
Best of luck offloading them all tho
>>126179840
Show yours
>>126180003
I don't pay shit. If I get really really close to someone I might buy them toys and clothes for their birthday. Other than that they just enjoy sending me pics. Two of them cam with me regularly, the one I uploaded doesn't cam for me though.
>>126179967
>hating on the best stickers in the game
>there are actual people who turned gay because they couldnt get a girl
>>126180265
they look decent but $200 for a sticker is beyond retarded
if their price was normal literally nobody would look at them twice
>>126180019
n-no
>>126180397
Actually I turned gay because I COULD get a girl and realized how disgusting they were.This isn't CS tho
>>126180142
>Other than that they just enjoy sending me pics.Implying this is real
wait they like do this on their own, like you didn't even ask?
>>126180683
It's real. And I ask. Sometimes they just send me pics randomly without me asking though.
>>126180790
at what point in your life did you decide to ask random guys for naked pictures
>>126181094
>implying that's something bad
I would too if I knew cuties
>>126181094
At around the same point in life where I realized I like boys and boys sending me pictures.
>havent played for a few weeks
>read about welfare ranks gone
Did the ranks settle yet? I want to get matched against welfare shitters for ez rank ups
>>126181245
enjoy losing your rank & complaining about it here
>>126181245
That's not how it works. You play against a MM rating, not a picture.
So you can't get any easy rank ups.
>>126181245
what was the change? where can i read about it?
>>126181183
did you atleast wait until you knew they were faggots?
I'm afraid one of my steam friends will suddenly ask me for naked pictures now
>>126181661
I added them on the premise that they will send me pictures.
>>126181753
this shit just keeps getting better
>>126181630
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3xe7py/has_anybody_noticed_the_change_in_the_rank_system/cy3x3pj
average rank went back to nova 4
>>126181915
the change hasn't completed yet, it might take weeks if not longer before GN4 actually becomes the average rank
Reminder that the mods of the csgo subreddit are covering this guy's ass for some reason.
Any mention of him plagiarizing is getting deleted.
Its up to us to uncover the truth!
>>126182291
sounds like you belong in reddit tbqh
>>126182291
The AK's very nive honestly, don't give a shit if 'tis plagiarized
t. not even a weeb
>>126182291
bottom two aren't plagiarized
only the top two
"b-but it's two skulls in similar styled helmets"
"b-but it's a swirly thing like this art"
>>126182291
those are some ugly fucking skins
>be me
>be silver 4
>be bad
>start watching Chinese cartoons again
>get global
>get into premiere
Daily reminder to watch anime
>>126182291
we literally don't care
please leave
>>126182606
>be you
>be bad
>star watching anime
>lose all grasp on reality
>think you're good
>your jap jew overlords have planted their seed in your head
>your life gets worse and worse by the second
>you're a fucking failure yet you think everything is good
Daily reminder that you will become like this guy if you watch anime. Please for your family's sake stay away from anime.
>>126182767
>be you
>be a salty DMG
>rank inflation happens
>you get globe
>you lose your rank in resets
>you still in open for 6 seasons now
Daily reminder to watch anime and not be a salty shitter like him
warowl
>>126183021
>be me
>be global pre-vac
>rank reset happens
>still be global
>less than 700 hours played
Daily reminder to not watch anime because you WILL end up like that guy.
stephanie harvey
>>126183021
animes are all shitters or hackers. no exceptions
>>126183214
i want to breed her
>>126183129
>be you
>be in open for 6 seasons straight
>be delusional
Remember guys, not watching anime leads to being delusional.
>>126183259
that's pretty low of you dude
you can do better than her I promise
Anime is for intellectuals.
>>126183238
I'm not mosbeck KQLY Sf Emilio or Cly mate, I can assure you I don't cheat
>>126183332
literally no girl is above harvey. She's literally taylor swift-tier looks and is on the best female team in the world.
>>126183286
>be you
>get btfo
>start doubting anime
>later on in life you stop watching it and your life becomes better
>wish that you could somehow travel back in time to this movement just to thank me for blowing you the fuck out so hard and setting you on the right path
Remember not to even start watching anime so I won't have to set you straight later in life because it's getting tiresome.
>>126182494
that swirly thing is literally copy and pasted
it's still a minor part of the skin though
>>126183474
>be me
>be not btfo
Thanks for subscribing to my blog
>>126183606
Your blog was shit I never subscribed faggot
>>126183506
there's no hole at the top right
there's so much less detail in the "ragging" of the stroke
there's no thin seperated line on the left
there definitely isn't enough to go on that it's plagiarized
sure it's similar, but similar isn't good enough
compared to the top two, this really isn't that similar
Good name for AWP asiimov?
>>126183664
You're commenting on all my posts so you're subscribed
>>126184008
Assimov XD
>>126175667
Do we talk about old cs here?
I'm looking for a portable copy of 1.6 or source for LAN.
>>126184008
"I have shit taste"
>>126183938
He just filled some gaps to cover his tracks
>>126184051
Heard that one 100x
>>126184139
fight me fgt
>>126184080
is it a small lan or a large lan?
if it's large, chances are nobody will play css or 1.6 in favor of csgo or more normie games.
if it's just a small lan with friends, just agree on a torrent and you're done
>>126184152
more than he did with the others, and on something so small, generic and simplistic, it's a big difference
just googling "circle brush stroke" gave me that image and multiple similar ones
>>126184313
you literally picked one of the worst awp skins which is more expensive than a lot of the better looking ones
Daily reminder to stay cute
>>126184456
Daily reminder to nys
>>126184456
f e e t
>>126184378
Give me a list of skins and don't say hyperbeast
>>126184502
Thanks I will notice my self
>>126184378
It's just a few of us who want to do 1.6, but I can't seem to find a torrent other than warzone, which looks suspicious
>inb4 buy it
I have, I know people have done it before, not sure if warzone is the right direction
>olofmeister has changed his crosshair gap
what did he mean by this?
>>126184576
Man O War
Medusa
Dragon lore
Corticera
Red Line
Electric Hive
Worm God
Sun in Leo
Maybe Boom
Maybe DDPAT
Just as good at being obnoxious shit
Hyperbeast
Pit Viper
Boom & DDPAT if you don't like them
Rest is absolute trash and worse than assimov
ALERT
MEME LEVELS ARE DANGEROUSLY LOW
I REPEAT
MEME LEVELS ARE DANGEROUSLY LOW
YOUR NEXT POST MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST
1 (ONE) MEME / (PER) 7 (WORDS)
THANK YOU
>>126184686
https://kat.cr/usearch/counter-strike%201.6/?field=seeders&sorder=desc
plenty of options, apparently
>>126185016
Thanks m'dude for the reddit gold coming soon tm I will applaud you for firing your lazor into my arsehole over 9000 times
>>126184994
In a perfect world I would have medusa
is missharvey the highest skilled best looking girl in the scene?
Why the fuck are you able to be 100% accurate while moving AT ALL? ADADAD doesn't take skill in any way but makes you a much harder target to hit. Makes no sense, but I guess that's valve's way after all
>>126185016
REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>126185554
No masq or Cath
>>126185659
Both are jews
>old mouse breaks
>get new one
>cant hit anything anymore
:(
>>126185715
Who said we had to breed
>be bad
>stay bad
>lose
>>126183938
of course you lose the finer details due to the limited texture resolution on the skin. it's quite clearly copy and pasted from that source image though. not that i really care since it's a minor part of the skin anyway.
>>126185612
It's very easy to counter
>>126185612
combining ADADA with random crouching causes so much butthurt in DM lmao
>>126186030
yeah it's very likely that it's taken over from it, but you'd never be able to prove it, so it really doesn't matter and there's no point in calling it "plagiarized"
especially with people defending him, it's better to give them no reason refute your points, because if you add that in, they'll all focus on that specific part (and the skull) and talk about how they're not the same and just similar and they'll disregard the two very blatantly copied things in the M4
>>126185345
in a perfect world, with untradeable skins, I'd have the Electric Hive
I don't know why but I think it's in a tier of it's own
Medusa is second place though, especially as it doesn't deteriorate throughout the qualities, the blue just gets duller
how can i carry?
>have 8 keys
What to invest in??
>>126186140
but thats not the point at all
theres no mastery or skill to it
you just twitch your fingers and you're instantly a harder target to hit
in a game that is heavily skillbased mechanics like this are stupid
>>126186630
E N T R Y F R A G
N
T
R
Y
F
R
A
G
>kill a guy
>"learn to play noob"
umm gotards?
>>126186705
Betting :^)
seriously though i broke my hand while playing this shit game
>>126186630
i usually just rush to the site i have the better spawn for and get a quick frag dunno if that's what this guy >>126186745 is talking about
>>126186804
i mean you should enter sites, kill people, plant the fucking bomb and hold the site
if you're actually good enough to carry then do it
>>126186871
i'm not the guy i'm replying to
im a badman
>>126186871
>plant the fucking bomb
you only have the bomb like a quarter of the rounds
>>126187127
then tell the damn morons to plant it, they usually listen to the topfragger
>>126186630
improve your skills
>forgot to change bet from HR to vexed
Fucking end my life
>steam sale is up
>there are no good sales
jdimsa
>Legendary Eagle Master after my 10 placement competitive matches.
Rate me. I'm aiming at Global, of course.
What placement were you put after your 10 matches and what is your goal?
>>126187236
>they usually listen to the topfragger
you do know this is nova, right?
>>126187559
silver 1
have you tried the market, /csgog/?
how has your market experience been? how long does it take for items to sell?
>>126187340
i hope i haven't missed on anything yet, i'm trying not to look
>>126187559
silver 1
>>126187559
GN2
Now I'm MG2 since I dropped from MGE
DMG ;_;7
>>126187559
bronze ¼
>>126187559
i was placed at silver elite master, i'm aiming for legendary eagle master
>>126187559
Silver IV
MGE
>>126186630
nice fucking fedora name
how many trench coats you own
>>126187559
anybody can get lem by just playing a lot
I came from Dota 2, my MMR is 2020, which is pretty slightly above average. There, we call this as "The trench".
Is there a similar trench on CSGO?
>>126188175
DMG pre welfare
>>126188175
it's all the trench in csgo
>>126187559
I was calibrated LE but that was back in 2013
Been global since like May 2014 If I remember right
>>126188175
>slightly above average
>>126188175
Everything is the trench in csgo unless you can carry your team to a major
BUYING QUAKE GIVES YOU 10 BUCKS ON YOUR ACCOUNT DO IT WHILE YOU CAN
>not playing an actual competitive game like dota2
we have the most balanced game the most skillful , the biggest prizepools and the most players
why play this dead casual game?
>>126188371
wut how
>>126188371
fixed
>>126188450
Because Richard "The third reich of Counter Strike" Lewis
>>126188450
>playing mobas
rofl
also why does that team have 2 guys that look like they have cushing's syndrome
>>126188482
its been fixed, quake was 130% off and you could briefly buy it for a negative price to get 10 bucks
>>126188450
because MOBAs are dumbed down RTS games for retards, which is why they're popular in the same way justin bieber is popular.
>>126188450
league still exists, dotard
get cucked
>>126188581
>want to earn the new trading cards
>the discovery queue is bugged out
who's buying csgo for me
I'd do a giveaway if I didn't hate you all and this general
>>126188450
there's no reason to play dota 2 right now until arc warden stops being picked every single game
>>126189027
sweet, thanks!
>>126189068
this
>>126189068
i once rolled quads for a giveaway, good times
>>126188589
I dont think mobas should really be compared to rts, theyre closer to diablo pvp + pve combo
>>126188925
>FREE
>>126189068
Sure, I'm in. What game are you planning?
By the way, thank you for the giveaway.
I'd do a giveaway if there had ever been a single helpful post containing information made on csgog
>>126189253
>just buy this controller that you really don't want to use for csgo
>or this link thingie that you really don't want to use for csgo
>>126189068
thanks for the giveaway friend im assuming the game is countrer strike golden delicious
>>126189402
shh
>>126185345
But this is not a perfect world.
if I ever had access to the 4chan servers I would delete csgog and ban anybody who has ever posted here.
>>126189995
and I'd be back the next day because my router dies every night and gives me a new IP
>not even removing & banning things like /b/ /mlp/ or /hm/
>>126189995
>delete csgog
csgog isn't a board you fucking mongrel
am i ready to go pro
>>126190179
get deleted autist neck yourself
>>126190226
average in csgog is 27ms
this general is really fucking bad
Official music kit ranking
>ELDER GOD TIER
Various Artists, Hotline Miami
Damjan Mravunac, The Talos Principle
Lennie Moore, Java Havana Funkaloo
>GOD TIER
Mateo Messina, For No Mankind
Noisia - Sharpened
Austin Wintory, Desert Fire
>HIGH TIER
Daniel Sadowski, The 8-Bit Kit
New Beat Fund, Sponge Fingerz
Sasha, LNOE
Robert Allaire, Insurgency
Kelly Bailey, Hazardous Environments
>MID TIER
Midnight Riders, All I Want for Christmas
Beartooth, Disgusting
Feed Me, High Noon
Daniel Sadowski, Crimson Assault
Michael Bross, Invasion!
Matt Lange, IsoRhythm
Troels Folmann, Uber Blasto Phone
>LOW TIER
AWOLNATION, I Am
Mord Fustang, Diamonds
Dren, Death's Head Demolition
Sean Murray, A*D*8
Ian Hultquist, Lion's Mouth
Proxy, Battlepack
Ki Theory, Molotov
Skog, II - Headshot
Skog, Metal
>MEME TIER
Darude, Moments
Daniel Sadowski, Total Domination
If you disagree your gay
>>126190226
What is this?
>>126190483
Official music kit ranking
>Godly
None
>Shit
All of them
>>126190567
A wronger opinion can't exist
>>126190483
>Daniel Sadowski, Total Domination
>meme
what's meme about it
sounds nice
>>126190226
get destroyed
>>126190494
http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
>>126190829
enjoy your VAC ban cheater
>>126190483
Hotline's music box is pretty mediocre other than the main menu theme, it wasn't made for short fragmentsalso why isn't hotline's music box in meme tier
>>126191074
I bought hotline miami just for the menu theme, no regrets.
>>126191074
Hotline Miami doesn't have a bad soundtrack, and any good game OST as a music kit as automatically at Elder God Tier
>>126191189
*the hotline miami music kit
sold my dog to buy CSGO
no regrets
cs is a shitty game
>getting glock headshotted at 100 meter range
nice aimhack
>>126191480
you got RNG'd son
welcome to CS
How many flags have you guys collected?
>>126191886
the fuck are you talking about
>>126191886
¿?????
>>126189235
diablo and other games like it function much more fluidly than mobas
>>126191957
the new ctf gamemode, you retard
>>126190483
Sasha is god tier if you only use the music kit for the 10 sec warning music
There is a loud bang right at the start of the sound clip so it's really easy to tell when there is 10 seconds left in the bomb
Personally I have the Hotline Miami kit but I used to have Sasha
>>126190483
>music kits
>>126192175
>>126191957
>he hasn't played the new patch
>>126192225
>>126192506
no thanks i'm not gonna play that shit
commend for commend
mhm
What chair should I get for Christmas? I currently have an ok leather chair from Wal-Mart but it doesn't have a back that leans and it's not really that comfortable after using for a few hours. I'd prefer a mesh back chair that I can get for 200 or under
