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"Does anyone even play this ded game ?" edition
>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/arkgeneral

>Patch Notes:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/346110/discussions/0/594820656447032287/

>Play with /arkg/
Open Steam > View > Servers > Favorites > Add a server

Dinos 'n Chill
NFA PvP
149.202.195.127:27057

NFA PvE
72.20.53.53:18816 (Password: arkg)
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l-lewd
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first for jak being an asshole to the admins for no reason. just ban the faggot already
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>>126130760
I think that they should ban dunjee for being such a huge faggot all the time
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>>126130976
what the fuck did I do?
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>>126131290
Talking too much shit all the time and crying when something hurts tunderbit`s feelings .
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>>126131767
you sound triggered. Maybe you should go cry about it on your blog.
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>>126131767
>Talking too much shit all the time
Well, then I cordially invite you to do something about it if it's such a problem for you

>>126131767

>crying when something hurts tunderbit`s feelings
You mean one time I politely asked someone in our base not to kill a friend having a shitty day? Yep, I sure am a white knighting fuck aren't I?
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>>126131290
this tb.h fa.m
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>>126130683
>here's another ocean creature that is never coming out
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Where do you guys by your dino dildos? The used selection on bad dragon isnt very good.
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>>126135661
>not making them yourself with your 3D printer
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first for dunjee being a faggot
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>>126136173
>cutting up your anus with abs prints
no thanks
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>>126136663
That triggers my feels. I better go cry about it to tunderbit.
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>>126137097
Do you bottle and sell your tears?
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>>126137294
If there were a market for it maybe. I'm not above selling myself or part of myself for money.
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>>126137645
If you can find and print a picture of jak, then jizz on it, I'll give you 1000 cementing paste.
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>>126137915
seems like a waste of both fluids and printer ink
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>>126138127
Fuck of jak
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Oh look caves and tek and most other promises have been delayed by another month again. It's amazing how much shit like this happens that would never fly in any other industry and people defend it. Why do people defend them anyways?
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>>126139297
I just like dinosaurs :^)
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whats going on with dunjee and jak? someone said things are getting tense or something
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>>126140397
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>>126140397
it seems I'm the soul cause of all thing bad in jaks life or something. I'm just as in the dark on this as you are.

>>126140579
honestly, after we realized what happened we just shrugged it off.
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>>126140579
So jak went rogue?
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>>126140397
>trying this hard to meme out drama out of nothing
>>126140767
This was 2 days after sky feathers got fucked . Nobody knew who I was and thought that chungor was attacking everyone .
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>>126141153
>trying this hard to meme out drama out of nothing
if it was nothing why spurg out in chat about it?
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>>126142576
Dude, just drop it. I have.
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>>126142576
Because people can have disagreements without drama.
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Would you fuck Jak in his burdhole?
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>>126143770
Just,stop
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jak should just stop fagging up ark and play this
http://store.steampowered.com/app/384630/
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Post pics and memories
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what fortitude do you need to be able to resist a titanboa bite?
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What's the settings on the PvE server? Seems easier to do things since last time played.
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>>126153064
Nothing has changed. The only thing I changed was me being a retard and not realizing the lower the value for egg lay multiplier the more frequently they lay eggs so they lay twice as often. Breeding process is also significantly faster.
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motherfucking dicklicking bitch
stop archiving
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Six months. Six months left for them to finish the game.

There's 38+ unreleased creatures.

An enormous amount of optimization left to be done.

More bosses.

A huge amount of fixes.

The fact that they believe this shit is getting released in 6 months baffles me.
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>>126154064
It won't ever be "released" I bet and they have no accountability so they don't give a shit.
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b-bump
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>>126154064
>The fact that they believe this shit is getting released in 6 months baffles me.

Can we get a baseline comparison for how the game was when it debuted to where the game is now? We can project feasibility of their claims with that.
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>>126154064
The game is basically "done" already. All they keep adding is more dinos, structures, weapons, etc. All the core mechanics are in place though.

The only thing that needs to be done is optimization.
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Dead Game:No Meaningful Updates Edition.
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It really saddens me how titanoboas aren't as big in the game as they were in real life.
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ded server ded thread ded game
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so ded
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Is it worth downloading the beta of this game on xbox one?
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>>126159660

Optimization and bug fixes are always the most time consuming work in any form of coding. By how things are going, there's simply no way it's finished six months from now.
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I so regret buying this game. It runs like shit on high end PCs. If they would fix the performance issue I would be so over it
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>>126146016
I was expecting the pigeon dating game
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>this half finished game is going on sale again
>we are going to get another influx of spergs soon
rip dnc
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>>126175040
Dnc is going to die without new people.
Hopefully we can get some new people playing on the server who aren't immediatly raided.
Shit pisses me off.
You want to raid someone? Fine.
Do it after they have spent a week or two on the Server.
One you will actually get shit worth your time.
Two they will be emotionally attached enough to stay on the server instead of fucking off somewhere else.

Every fucking time we get a good population the same fucking faggots (you know who) go on a raiding spree which ends up with people quiting and the server going back to 10 or less people.
Then they bitch about no people playing.
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>>126177252
>we got raided off the server
>boo hoo
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>>126177252
>playing on a server with whiny sperglords that complain about stuff they do not understand
>chilling with your dinos and building
Pick one
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What are the taming stats for DnC?
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>>126179251
x6 gathering
x5 taming
x6.5 xp
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So we wiped the Dinos and it crashed the server, 10 minute rollback, we'll have to get everyone off, force save etc before doing that again, server cant handle spawning all of valhallas dinos at once.
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>>126179507
We didnt wipe the server, we wiped the dinos from the server*
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>>126179647
You wiped our dinos
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>>126179693
No you mongoloid, wild dinos, to stop turtles and stuff occupying spawns
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>>126179987
Ok.
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>>126159660
They've had the core mechanics in for months. There are so few, and they're all shit on account of simplicity and tedium.

Game needs another year and a half so they can stop adding stuff and actually make the game good. They gotta quit doubling down in the stupid.
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>>126177434
I actually belong to a tribe that has never been raided.
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>>126182362
They look at the stream stats and see its a top 10 game. So it must be fine right? huehuehuehue
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>>126182362
I lost a lot of faith after breeding.
When the food bug was happening there were people reporting it everywhere, even the faggots on reddit where losing their shit.
Then the developers finally realized they fucked up after several days of saying.
"Nah, its working of me tested it 6 times!"
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What are the breeding rates on the server? Did the admins ever boost them to not awful levels?
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>>126182926
maybe I should pay you a visit :^)
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>>126183079
Yea I think the same shit happened with the passive games they keep fucking up. Tame at 6x rates and it works fine... Then trying it at official and they never realized the taming progress has a decay rate almost as fast as the progress goes up. Or the way they keep implementing the bugged initial version of the code instead of the current version.

It's really telling when the devs won't even play their game at normal rates.
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DnC needs a bird genocide
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>>126185067
agreed
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>>126183426
You're already in our tribe chicken fucker.
>>126184667
>It's really telling when the devs won't even play their game at normal rates.
Fucking exactly, devs should take a lesson from Toady, everytime he tests Dwarf Fort for bugs he plays the game himself to bug test before he releases it for download.
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Anyway to join you guys over tungle? Not sure what to do with the i.p range
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>play with some guys I work with on another private server
>decide to raid some guys being assholes
>can't really fight their high level dinos so we come up with another plan
>spend a week building a huge box at the base of the mountain they're at I'll never know how the didn't spot it
>blow their gate and lure all their high level rex/spino into the box and close the gate
>raid their base
>try to log on but can't get to the server
>find out one of the guys in that tribe was an admin and banned us for being "unsporting" in our raid
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>>126192739
>NFA PvP
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Patch is delayed again. I really wish they would state exactly why its being delayed, what the problem is, and how they're fixing it.
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>>126194897
Watch them release the winter shit and push back optimizations again
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>>126194192
Was a constant problem in Rust as well.
The only good admin that I ever had playing Rust was some autistic 14 year old who only cared about building metal monoliths.
inb4
>Playing rust
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>>126194192
Well at least you got out of it before spending any more time. So awful you didn't kill any of those dinos he spawned and forcetamed for his tribe.

I'll bet he just used admin commands to summon back everything you took and then some.
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Marf and chris advertise DnC on the workshop discussion page already. We need at least a trickle of new blood.
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Alright so NFA pve won't be getting updated until tomorrow because the patch is coming out too late in the day. Probably won't get updated until 10 pm tomorrow.
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>>126199782
>the patch is coming out too late in the day
ah to be this young and naive again
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>>126199456
Maybe everyone is spending time with their families. Merry Christmas!
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>>126200618
Well i don't have a family
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>>126201072
Make one. Merry Christmas!
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My only family are burds```
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>>126203468
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>>126174896
I've seen him play that
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>>126211440
Meme into reality
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>>126129453
no, nobody plays the game anymore because it is a boring grind fest and nobody raids, fights or has any fun

people just quickly farm tons of metal to build gates walls and turrets and from than on its just a mexican stand off and nobody knows what to do
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>>126217646
>nobody raids
Then raid someone you faggot
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>>126217646
The pvp is boring as shit and has no incentive. No one wants to risk anything when you can lose everything. The only major raid on DnC was completely one sided because it's the only safe and fun way to pvp.
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>>126221145
Fellowship got raided by chungor alone
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>>126221145
Wasnt even a raid. They just walked in
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>>126223165
Does it matter? The idealistic everything vs everything is never going to happen again, unless the admins announce a server wipe and boost the rates in the last days.
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>>126223736
PvP servers just have incentive to build beyond wood. That's why I play it. Is the server fucked? I can't connect.
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>>126179051
go play PVE you weak son of a shit
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>>126217828
ok will you then not cry about it please?
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>>126224278
The fear inspires you to build better and you learn a little every time you get wiped.
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>>126224685
>only one's that cried when raided were skyfeathers
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>>126224685
>wanting them to not cry
We need more drama to fuel these threads
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>>126224278
>Play pvp to have incentive to build beyond wood
>but go private server because you don't want to build beyond stone

kek
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>>126225020
>advocating official servers
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>>126225152
Nah not that. I'm just laughing at the reasoning of "I want to build beyond wood" as their validation for picking pvp when they cherrypick and take out the Giga just so they don't have to make a metal base.
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>>126224786
everyone cries when they get raided. Some just cry louder
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>>126225297
The giga is fucked beyond just the stone eating. And stone can still be destroyed with 2 c4 or one rpg. Not having the giga means you can make your important things out of metal and still use stone for the rest instead of all metal everything.
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>>126225758
Steel everything or go home faggot.
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>>126224786
>raid
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How does it feel to know that this game will never be finished?
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How are those performance improvements?
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>>126227223
Winter update, anon. That's super important.

On another note. No one can connect to the server right now, except those who are already in.
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>>126224786
On DnC sure, NFAPVP tons of people whined
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>>126227546
They apparently actually got the seek free stuff out.
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SERVER IS BROKEN. PLZ FIX
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>>126130683
not tamible
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>>126229758
What would it even do to make it worth taming?
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Is this game good? I tend to think that all of the Minecraft + Day Z games like this and Rust are just memeshit to lure YouTubers

IIRC there was a shitting button in this game which is a bad sign.
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>>126230110
well.. spiders are tamible and there so... I want to slowly float around on my slow ass ammonite eatin trilobites
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>>126230508
How is it a bad sign? You feed shit to your captives to hurt them, or use it to fertilize plants.

>>126230789
Spiders can snare and slow things though. All a tamed ammonite would do is lure your other dinos out to a trap.
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>>126230508
Do you like dinosaurs? Do you like survival games? Do you have autism?

It's the kind of game where you enjoy it for 20-30 hours while you are learning how it works, then spend the next 500 hours nitpicking everything wrong with it.
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Looks like 228.0 is pending. It's a bigun, too: 3.5GB being downloaded.
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>>126230789
I wouldn't really complain if they were a pointless easy tame. Knowing them, it would do nothing and take more to tame than a quetz. I just want the giant fish and sea scorpion to be tames
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>>126231446
hopefully the server will be updated asap
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>>126163880
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Yes, So many people are playing it atm so good luck finding a permanent server that isn't always full.
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>>126231128
I like modded Minecraft so the autism is there.

I love me some dinosaurs

Don't particularly like survival, though. The term tends to imply a lot of grinding for food.

>>126230885
>How is it a bad sign? You feed shit to your captives to hurt them, or use it to fertilize plants.
It's gross and I don't want to be annoyed by a "constipation bar" or something to take my attention away from actually fun things just because somebody thought poop was lol highLARIOus xD
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>>126232070
If you don't like the survival aspect, just play on one of the 5 gorillion 'unofficial servers' that have the need for drinking and eating turned off. Though weather effects like heat and cold will probably still effect you.
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>>126231627
gettin real sick of these non tamible sea animals... also Helicoprion when?
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>>126232070
You shit automatically.

But it sounds like your won't like this game anyway
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>>126232070
>It's gross and I don't want to be annoyed by a "constipation bar" or something to take my attention away from actually fun things just because somebody thought poop was lol highLARIOus xD

You don't get annoyed by a "constipation bar". If your character is ready to defecate you can manually do it or just let it sit there and you'll eventually poop automatically. None of the devs thought pooping was hilarious, they all thought things like using fertilizer to raise crops or using it as a poison like rancid meat. Don't be ashamed of it anon, everyone poops. Even you.
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>>126232070
The game is brutal initially until you get the hang of it. You go adventure a little too far from the beach and then lose all your shit to a raptor. But then you start taming trikes and build a base and everything falls into place. Just don't play with official rates, they are pointlessly grindy. The game lets you customize almost everything easily or you can join dnc.

The poop thing is minor and you don't notice it after the first hour.
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>>126232526
They'll announce it next week nontamable :^)
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>>126233328
This.5
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looks like the ob is slowly being cleared out now
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forgot the pic
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no one on 355 got the reference and that makes me sad
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ded thread ded server
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>>126236314
Dunjee is a big gay faggot
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>>126237308
oh no, right in my feels
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>>126237542
I bet you'd like it if I sucked your dick homo
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So is the server fucked for the night? We gonna come back in 3 days and not be in our tribes?
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>>126237879
Guess I won't know until we try.

>>126238163
It's the new update
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>pve not updated
>pvp not updated

????????????????
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>>126240693
Pve won't be updated until tomorrow evening most likely because its Christmas and I'm spending time with my family.
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>>126240897
What country spends Christmas on the 22nd?
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>>126240897

>>126241019
???????????????
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>>126241019
Because I'm spending several days with them.
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>>126241019
>not spending a week with your relatives and clinging to 4chan as your only escape
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>>126242642
foggot
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>>126242879
Bitch please. My nine days of putting up with relatives goes from the 24th to the 1st of January. Doing any of that shit sooner is just putting up with unnecessary stress from runts running around and breaking shit to aunts and uncles that don't know how the fuck a tv remote works.
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>>126233207
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Nothing to do now but wait
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>>126252694
There's always 355.
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Can't stay in there forever.
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>>126253736
>ya winnin' son
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>>126254323
We have babys to feed
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Episode 1
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killuminati killfirmed
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Threrad about to die unless someone posts up in this bitch
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The game's going on sale soon, that'll probably bring people in so long as the thread stays alive during the sale.
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>>126258718
Quick some tell the story about Padiddy and how he beat the army of tyrants single handed with just a wooden spear
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>>126258858
I remember him beating the army with a single stone. No slingshot.
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Being able to use guns on dinos when?
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>>126259023
I heard all the aqualads uninstalled and donated to his paypal the second he attacked dunjee
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>>126258827
The biggest thing is that most people are just gone for the holidays. If we can survive the winter, we'll see this through
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>>126259552
I heard he didn't even attack dunjee. He just said "sup" and then everyone crapped their pants.
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>>126259698
I heard he didn't even say anything, he just logged on and the fear of him opening one of his seven mouths which would sing the song that would #rekt the world caused every dirty chinese-sympathizing aquafag to go into a coma
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I might get this game soon. I fucking love prehistoric animals and shit, and this game looks fun. Is it actually worth the price of admission, and if so, how's playing it solo?
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>>126263719
It's on sale nigguh, 40 % off

Haven't played it myself yet, installing.
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>>126264786
Fuck man, I might just pick it up then. Cheers.
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>>126263719
solo isliterally pointless. just play with us on one of the two servers
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>>126265041
but valhalla is shit
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When are we going back to the vanilla map?
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>>126268950
>>126275591
Guise pls shut up about the vanilla map, Valhalla has so much to offer
- Worse dinosaur spawns so there's more PvP
- Way less resource spawns so three tribes already own all the oil nodes
- Everything looks like its from northern europe which means its culturally richer than the vanilla map
- Idiot newbs can't catch up because there's hardly any googleable info on the map
- All the caves but one are locked down
- Penguins are locked down as well
- There's nothing underwater so you can concentrate on land objectives
It's very good!
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>>126276000
>Worse dinosaur spawns so there's more PvP
I prefer dinos spawning in somewhat distinct biomes
>Way less resource spawns so three tribes already own all the oil nodes
Metal and obsidian are more common and harder to lock down. I don't even know what you are talking about with oil, because it's all in the ocean.
>Everything looks like its from northern europe which means its culturally richer than the vanilla map
Consistent looking biomes and smoother transitions between them are bad? Larger and more relevant oceans are bad?
>Idiot newbs can't catch up because there's hardly any googleable info on the map
Waaah! Hold my hand for everything Internet! I need a wiki page to tie my shoes in the morning.
>All the caves but one are locked down
Bigger and older tribes are going to take the best spots. Happens on the other map as well.
>Penguins are locked down as well
Last I checked he had his base hidden in the back and you could get penguins without dying.
>There's nothing underwater so you can concentrate on land objectives
Except chitin for paste, pearls, and oil. Just because they haven't added caves yet doesn't make it useless.

You have the freedom to play on other servers if you really hate that map so much.
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>>126279932
>Last I checked he had his base hidden in the back and you could get penguins without dying.
Our penguins are safe and secure.
The way we look at it is if you take our Penguin you are stealing polymer.
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>>126280151
Protip : You can kill the penguins that are in the water and their turrets cant do shit about that
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>>126280151
Did you guys lock down the entire iceberg? I was meaning to come tame a few.
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>>126281578
Feel free to come, we will just be sending you a bill for our adv rifle bullets.
>>126281351
Last time I checked we had sea superiority so do so at your own risk.
Its not like I'm going to do shit, I barely play anymore and just log on to make metal towers.
And of course talk shit in general.
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Server's been updated to latest version (v228.1)!

Sorry for the delay. I've been out of town and the other admins aren't very helpful.
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>>126282374
Who owns that iceberg? Dunjee?
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>>126282913
PaDiddy and Mikeez own that iceberg, stay away!
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>>126282686
You're a doll. Also marf is the marfiest admin.
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>>126282686
Well thanks faggot, despite all the name calling and being meanies I appreciate you.
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>>126282913
>Who owns that iceberg? Dunjee?
Seriously, how does my name keep getting mentioned in the most random shit? It's bad enough jak has this elaborate fantasy concocted where I'm apparently talking shit about him in some machiavellian scheme to ruin his life or something.
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Well, those server login speed improvements are awesome. I usually take about 3 minutes to log into DnC where now I took just under a minute.
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Why have Dunjee claimed all the good oil/iron spots?
>Who owns that iceberg? Dunjee?
And now the penguins aswell?
What did we ever do to you.
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>>126286446
>Why have Dunjee claimed all the good oil/iron spots?
Well, I am American. Aren't we entitled to all the world's resources?
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>>126285780
>still keeps on making shit up and trying to create drama
blogpost.txt
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>>126287367
I use open office for any text I need to upload so it would be a .odt file
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I heard dunjee was a double agent and opened the aqualads base so padiddy could raid them without using his spear.
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>>126288349
It was a hell of a payday for me too
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Is Dunjee a faggot or is that a meme?
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>>126289037
First one, then the other.
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Who will join me in the war of penguin liberation? Viva la penguin!
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>>126290392
Please do jak is a faggot and should be bullied off the server
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>>126289037
>>126290983
Please, please, children, please. We are all faggots
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>>126290392

I am in favor of bullying Jak, the fuckboi off the server.
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>>126293673
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i thought jak was quitting ark?

that autist is still playing for his 1300th hour?

seek help desu
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>>126294823
1400th
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peppered poopers
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>>126297969
I prefer them salted.
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>>126298237
salted shitholes
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>>126289037
Judge for yourself. Don't worry about giving him attention either, the more he gets the more likely he is to start seizing after his mother gets raided again.
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>>126298556
>160 food and water
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>>126236314

#trueloss
I miss ya 355
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>>126289037
>>126298556
just bully him off the server instead. his whining would be hilarious to her in game
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seoul men will rade ug nugg in one hour. youre warned
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>>126298556
>actually putting points in food and water
>hardly any fortitude
Wew lad you are bad
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>>126298997
>stats in food and water
Now I know why everyone hates him.
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Would you pay to watch Jak and Dunjee settle their differences in an arena battle?
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>>126298556
don't forget his retarded daughter
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Is this mostly mostly for PC players or are there some xbone players out there?
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>>126304683
The loser watches all of his burds being killed
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We could build an arena.

gladiator battles
and co-op battle against dinos with only melee weapons.
Or something.
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>>126305161
What if they have to give up their most prized bird instead?
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>>126304882
PC version has been out sinece June and the most implemented, xbox was launched just last week and it's relatively new. Seems to be selling well, with dedicated servers being well-populated.
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>steam forums
>everyone complaining about the winter event
While I'm sorry for the new naked who spawn at night and die in under 2 minutes (because that just makes the game silly and unplayable), I'm so glad to see those fuckers freeze and die in their stupid bases.
Living in the snow biome and learning to live in high-level hide armor, just with high fortitude and always with the mats to repair my torch 3 or 4 times has made me jaded and bitter towards the summer children.
Now you know what suffering means. Now you feel how retarded it is to eat every minute. Now you learn to hate the wolves and to witness the eternal battle of argentavis' murders. Now you see how ridiculous it was that the full fur armor set is 48 kg. Now you start to dread the seas and never come near them.
You mocked me, while I became a grizzled veteran and you were playing in the sun-basked meadows, cherishing life in all its forms.
You were wrong. And now I'm laughing.
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>>126306286
What I'd really like as an admin is have some sort of posts that I can place in a square or something and the space within is a pvp zone. Would be perfect for creating events and what not on pve servers. And being able to create pve zones on pvp servers.
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>>126307908
Tomoko stop being edgy.
I'm still waiting for servers to update, do direwolves spawn everywhere now?
Surviving without fur is gonna suck otherwise.
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>>126308264
I don't think it's everywhere but they have spawn points in the whole island, along with every snow biome exclusive creature amd reworked spawn weights
Expect tons of elks, sabers and argents around, argents now spawn on herbivore island too and the butthurt is real
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>>126307908
It's not as terrible as you're making it out to be. a penguin, a torch, and hide armor allows me to run around freely in the southern half of the island.
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>guys Valhalla is shit
>let's go back to the shithole frozen wasteland island where you need 30 points in fortitude to not need fur 24/7
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>>126304683
winner gets some sort of prize gigga/rare bp/etc
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>>126314414
loser has to do anything the winner wants anything
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>>126315952
but dunjee is already a loser
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>>126307908
>choose to live in the snow
>complain that you have to eat a little more in exchange for free access to the most valuable resources

Nigga I live underwater. Snowmen ain't got shit on that.
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>>126317641
anything
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What shitty meme dino will come out next? I predict the micro raptor
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>>126321664
My guess is the sea gull.
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>>126326678
Yes plz
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>>126321664
I predict the kangaroo :^)
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Wtf did you guys do to NFA pvp? Why do I have to download shit? Im scared.
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>>126330306
It's the Valhalla map, and like one mod for circular walls and staircases for wood tier and above. Nothing to get too bent out of shape about.
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im looking for the central cave.
im at the base of the mountain right now, where is it specifically?
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>tfw drunk dino meming
fuck the kangaroo where is my fucking snail
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>>126330306
Easy there jack its all good dont freak out its 2 mods. Christ
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>>126343931

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>126336384
If you're looking for the cave I think you're looking for, you're going to die very quickly if you so much as go near it.
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guess i bought this piece of shit while i was drunk last night, how the fuck do i play this jurassic park game
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curious what happened with jak and dunjee. I havent see him on today
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/346110/discussions/0/451848854985715362/
Shieeeeet
Raptor Clause definitely worth it
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>>126350443
Dunjee wiped Jak and took over the iceberg
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>>126244025
Hey anon, why don't you make the childs play with your portable pc?
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>>126307908
So the game was so hard because of this.!

After the first 3 deaths i understood how it works just fine, just focus on getting a pickaxe and get a fire going.
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>>126357259
Because they don't give a shit about PC. Kids are consolefags and the last thing I need is their stupid parents giving me grief because they decided to play multiplayer and got exposed to the standard bantz that comes with those communities.
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>>126355070
You serious?
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Current Version: v228.2
* Increased Mistletoe drop rate 2x
* DodoRex takes 166 coal to summon
* PvE no longer get affected by enemy poison grenades
* Non-Winter creature spawns are fixed (Trikes, Pteros, etc)
* Non-Primitive Item Drops removed from Primitive servers (retroactive, any 'hidden' engram will be destroyed and not dropped anymore)
* Wild Dino AI will now flee if stuck, can't reach target, or low on torpor
* Fixed sluggish movement that could occur when on the back of Platform Saddles

* INI Options for server admins to scale tamed dino stats (for experimentation of balance).
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>>126364006
>scale tamed dino stats

Oh god they're going to fix this the wrong way.
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>>126364006
Where is my kangaroo?
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>>126364006
>fleeing tames
fug
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