Fanta into a Lala Edition
>Current Event: Free Login Campaign: December 1st - 31st ( Free 96 Hours )
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>Previously on /xivg/:
>>126036464
xth for Vjera
I have gotten over my butt addiction
thank you for giving me support /xivg/
>>126061967
>Fanta into a Lala Edition
I'm doing it, I sware. Not coming to balmug tho.
So I just got the Sky Pirate mask and was thinking of what I could use to make a Spider-man Noir glamour?
>>126062070
remember to take the red pill
>>126062070
why does spiderman have a gun
idk if I want to Fantasia.
I have bought so many Fantasias idk I can't.Who wants to buy me a Fantasia?
No, maybe not.ayy
>>126062070
What class is it for? Screenshots would help too
>>126062070
This game has a criminally low amount of sleeveless vests.
>>126062042
Follow your dreams
>>126062070
try the skypirates chest or the mnk/nin version of the kirimu coat, best man's pants and strife boots.
>>126062137
Fantasia onto my dick
You're addicted, jaiba
I'm taking you to fantasia anonymous
>Ada hour
F E C E S
>>126062184
>fantasia anonymous
I need to make a logo of this...
maybe tomorrow, is very late.
>>126062137
I'll buy you one if you turn into a cuteelezen~
>>126061967
>Fanta into a Lala Edition
I'd sooner cancel my subscription, if I may be so blunt.
>>126062130
Alternate version of him, from a series of gritty 1920's themed comics Marvel released a few years ago.
>>126062141
I'm NIN if that helps, no screenshot's atm since I'm on my phone
whatll happen if i friend vjera on steam
what will she do to me
>>126062234
that would be pretty funny
good night little lala
>>126062339lewd feet things
>>126062339
Turn you into a faggot
oh
wait, too late for that
Haurchefant is my waifu.
>>126062318
well does he still have spider powers tho
like if he doesn't wouldn't he just be batman except he shoots people
and if he does why does he need a gun he has spider powers
>>126062339
HE (it is also acceptable, BORN MALE) will try to take a cut of your paycheck in exchange for masturbating only at his command and buy him various gifts. If he is not receiving enough attention in the thread he will make you post with him to stir up attention and shitpost against people that are diverting attention from him.
Can someone be a hero and become friends with vjera, then find out who the faggots on her friends list are in-game so we can ostracize them for being complete fucking faggots who also tell shit about their friends to a creepy fuck?
>>126062339
She'll take yourheartand then be veryniceto you.
>>126062339
This
Sub-30th for Vjera.
>>126062247
No thx I just want to change genders.
>>126062339
send you big lez show snippets
>>126062429
anon pls.
>>126062339
Ask to see your dick.
>>126062515
you're the most pathetic worm in these threads
its just an ugly tranny and if you would stop thinking with your fetish-obsessed dick for once you'd realize that too
>>126062429
tfw no lessina gf
>>126062473I don't even play this game anymore.Not that you'd actually do anything.
>>126062429
I'm... sorry...
>>126062453
He has spider-powers, however they are not as powerful as his regular incarnation. He still has his spider sense, can shoot organic webbing, has enhanced agility and has(although limited) wall-crawling.
But, as you said, it's like "Spidey meets Batman methodology"
>>126062595
>>126062526
why would anyone give someone else their account information
>>126062595
He's on vacation.
>There are people who still believe the "Big Bad Vjera" meme
>>126062621
So you just orbit him in the thread like a pathetic loser, defending your m'ladymans honor?
You're fucking pathetic. Can't get a woman in real life so you have to orbit a tranny over the internet.
10 years and your pathetic "mistress" will put a bullet in his head
white knight that
>>126062710
Their own loss.
>there are people who sold their souls to the devil and are trying to encourage others to do the same
Your idol has essentially formed up a cult. You people need to wake up.
>>126062429
Anyone know any good comfy podcasts to listen to while I farm?
I'm out of stuffyoushouldknow science casts, it's a shame.
>>126062772
They're pathetic faggots
Look at mumu, the typical vjera orbiter.
A fucking pathetic homo ERPer that can't even hold his mouth shit about his friends as soon as he gets butthurt. He obviously can't even get a girl IRL which explains why he's so pathetic.
>>126062695
Accounts have no value. Besides, it was a point of trust.
>>126062859
I just listen to japanese and korean women playing games on Twitch.
what gpu and cpu temperatures are good for this game?
especially in crowded areas like limsa?
>>126062906
Mumu is also actually THE shitposter.
>>126062929
doesn't matter, just replace your thermal paste every 60 days.
>>126062910
>Accounts have no value
>when people regularly sell their FFXIV accounts for hundreds of dollars
>>126062960
This is true.
>>126062910
peoples characters do.
Elezens and stuff, yo.
>>126061831
Best tummy
>>126062929
CPU temp sub 70C, ideally sub 60C
GPU temps doesnt matter as long as they are under 75C. This is more of a sound preference of the GPU fan.
Honestly, what has Vjera ever done that was so bad?
>>126062960
>THE shitposter.
If you were any more vague about what you mean your post would consist of nothing but ellipses and suggestive gestures.
What is BiS ring and earring glamour?
>>126062859
Critical Role if you like tabletop and stuff.
>>126063045
fuck off mumu
go get chocked in erp some more you fucking loser
>>126062929
In cities, if they are full and I stay there for a decently long time, my CPU goes from 57 to 6something degrees, depending on the amount of people there is. For the GPU, I've never seen mine go past 72 degrees in any case. This is, of course, in crowded places. For the rest it's usually much lower.
I'm in love with an ebin.
>>126063039
She's guilty ofmanslaughterin the 1st degree.
>>126063149
me too
>>126063149
You obviously aren't if you're referring to them by that.
>>126063018
She looks cute, but I'm not sure if the gear fits the severe face/hair. Maybe try a Plundered Bliaud?
Christmas is coming up soon.
Are you getting your crush something?
>>126063219
yes
im breaking up with them
>>126063149
Me too. When does it end?
>>126062595
ftfy
>>126062749
>white knight that
I am a bad person that made me laugh. Good night.
How do I catch a cute lala girlfriend?
Do they like cock flavored candy?
>>126063215
I'm literally level 30. If I had better gear I wouldn't be rocking this shit.
>>126063287
>Level 30
>Still wearing Foestrikers
hol up
>>126063219
Yes ! I already got her something but I'm also planning on getting herdon't think I don't know you will read this post . . .
>>126063316
Just been fate grinding, so gear isn't my main focus. I need to level up Pug next to get Bard. But I'm like, "Do I -really- need Bard?..."
She's mainly an RP alt, and I just want to get nice gear on her.
>>126063287
Plundered Bliaud is the same level as Foestriker's, but it's magic classes only.
Why do people who suck ass at healing try and do dungeons? You're just shitting it up for your group because you can't play whack a' mole with health bars you fat fuck.
post boypussy
>>126063319
I'm happy to be on the same server as nice people like you two.
>>126063470
They want to feel important but they can't delude themselves into thinking tanking isn't boring.
>>126063272
Yes, you stuff their lalaholes with your meaty manpole
>>126063418
Oh that makes sense. Never touched a Magic class in this game before.
>>126063319
>>126063470
Is that you Morrigan?
so where is my dark king boss fight yoshii just need a excuse to hear this again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYXYewC0Y0
>>126063567
It should be available on the MB for cheap, I can log in and buy you one, my Balmung alt is hilariously rich for some reason
cute boy irl looking for gf on balmung
no erp
>>126063845
if you're so cute why don't you become a gf yourself
Tribute pics/vids where?
Still on a fruitless hunt
Just got Fisher to 60, should I level CUL or BTN next?
Post fantasias!
>>126063942
CUL for them sick FSH desynths that are ultimately less profitable than other desynths but still cooler.
>>126063889
no thanks
my sister once made me crossdress and that was a horrible experience
>>126063942
CUL is a bitch to level because of 5-6 mats per item, but BTN leves are boring as fuck until 51, then it just becomes collectables: the movie: the game
I would recommend CUL since it gets way better after 50Ishgard muffins hint hint
>>126063967
is mumu dating shanoa now?
>>126063631
Nah, it's quite alright. I don't wish to be a burden. Alt or not.
>>126064005you too?
>>126064047worst day of my life
>>126063967
early morning fantas
Gridania is like a ghost town
>>126063967
sure
>>126064026
Do you even have a Disciple of Magic leveled to 15 to wear one?
>>126064118we should probably form some kind of support group.
>>126064141
why is it every time i see one of these its like looking at rylai's transformation
>>126064143
Probably not. Like I said, I haven't even bothered touching magic.
Either way, I'm heading to bed. Thank you again for the kind gestures. I'll see you around good traveler.
>>126062339
Try to make awkward conversation and never really have a personality
Also ask you a lot of really random meaningless questions
drop a lot of drama on you, and then when you ask why, the response is "iono"Honestly I don't get the excitementJust being truthful like I've always told you, sorry hun
>>126064158
Should've stuck with Killylander tbqhwu fampai
>>126064015
why would you say that CUL is hard to level, when you just get someone else to give you levekits bought with your botted gil?
>>126064171
you can count, I see!
>>126064164I'm OK with that idea. What should we call it? I hope we can find more boys like us and help them get over this abuse.
>>126064209
Does she ask to see your mechanical dong?
le wizard trying his hardest to start more unnecessary drama i see :)
>30 minutes queue for bismark
>only 1 DPS in the queue
How do I skip it to continue my MSQ pls
>>126063967
Back to the cat for now.
Might change tolalafellfor a little while but as of now consider myself a full-time cat, until next expansion when they hopefully finally make a good race.
>>126064281
If you can get someone to do it for you, sure it's easier, but >>126063942 said "should I level"
"I" being important here
>>126064346
It's actually more of a degeneracy test by the looks of it
>Can you post negative things about Vjera without her popping in to drop a bunch of personal drama and/or nudes as revenge
>Yes?
>You are not a degenerate.
>No?
>Why didn't you just stick to the futa cats in the QS m8
Which hole should I force myself in on an innocent Lala grill?
>>126064365
>until next expansion
oh wait you think that game is going to last this long?
lm3ow
>>126064480
the hole in prison
>>126063967
I actually don't have pictures of the vast majority of mine.
>>126063967
>>126064480
I recommend the noose desu senpai
>>126064557#NoMoreLalas.
>>126064560
Nice taste, you kept a steady theme throughout all 3, well done
>tfw your gaming pc isdying
>>126064614
Still have 4 fantasias to burn through.
>>126063967
Fresh off the wallet
>>126064346
There's honestly no drama to start, I've always been honest with Vjera when she asks me things and this is nothing different. I just got tired of her telling me random bits of drama in her life so I deleted her
Is it too late for me to get into red scrip for crafting and gathering if i start now?
>>126064661
hey dont steal my original puttys
>>126064665No More.
>Be on balmung
>Play male
>Everyone ignores me, when I ask for help people pretend I don't exist
>Fantasia into a catgirl
>People sit on my lap, offer to run me through stuff, give me free levekits and gear, call me cute etc.
I have never met a more shallow playerbase than this. Can't wait to fuck off to a different server. I never expected that people would judge me based on my character.
>>126064671
>so i deleted her
wow . . you have been the ebin eliminator all this time, who knew . .
>>126064695
but they are so greasy that they simply slip everywhere
>>126064675
nah
gathering is super ez to cap (i dunno about crafting but i can't imagine it's too hateful) and if 3.x is anything like 2.x you're going to need all the gear you can get to make/gather anything they add later
>>126064708
People meme about me saying straight male playing a straight male is the hard mode, but it really is. It's not easy to be charismatic without sex appeal, that, in comparison, 90% of benchmen design towards and/or look for.
Pretty sure I got my care package on Balmung because of meme magic though, wish the ACN guild had a better draw than the shitty Quicksand because those were fun times
>>126064843
Shut up Ippiki.
>>126063219
i got her something i told her about and a total surprise. . .
sup y'all it's me it's ya boy asmongold
>>126064730
I wanted to respond with a picture of your roe but I can't find itDon't play your evil deeds off on me AendyrWe both know what you did
>>126064778
Don't I need to materia out my gear for gather and crafting?
>>126065023
Wrong generalOne of my favourite youtubers tho
Go to sleep contagin, for fuck's sake shitposting at 6am
spuki and puttel sitting in a treeplease go away you fake gays
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS OUR GOD EMPRAH DOING IN A WEEB GAME
>>126065123
report him, that's what I do to every single of his fecalomas
>>126065070
I deleted most of my really old Balmung screenshots, since that was when I just puu.sh'd everything . . this is one of the only ones I have of her w/o the WAR helmet on.I'd never played as a girl character in a game before . . 0/10 would not do again. Feels weird.
>>126065224I meant your male roe you dork
>>126065179
real gay....
>>126062007
I was in bed doing the resteroo.
>>126062552
Sup cunt.
>>126064209
Nah, it's fine homoman. We hardly even talked anyway and it's weird to initiate with people who don't seem to have an interest in speaking to me so it's whatever.Plus you're gay so I got nothing to work with man... Your kind is a fucking enigman, I don't know what to talk about that wasn't asking for game advice.
>>126063039
Probably the worst thing I've done was delete Brahms' characters.
>>126063308
>Throwback.
Who saves my midlander.
>>126063487
convince me not to in one sentence or less
Should I cave in and transfer to balmung?
>>126065379
guffy is a nice boy
>>126065286
he's right here . . >>126064365
You can even take this additional rare Roe-Aendyr, just for you my friend.
>>126065291
have you even kissed irl
>>126065379
he will post boipussy if you don't kick him
tfw the game literally puts you to sleep
>>126065086
the red scrip gathering shit doesn't have materia slots on the left side (except for belt which is crafted but belt is sort of a right side piece so whatever) and all of the current stuff is fairly lenient in terms of reqs
crafting has a (not as good) slotless version and a better (only when fully melded tho) slotted version. as far as i know the slotless version is more than adequate to hq anything
right side still needs to be for some shit yea but like i said reqs are pretty lenient this patch so you can make your bank now and use the funds to meld shit in when you need it. right side usually lasts a good long while anyhow.
>>126065379
This is not Lewd and Rude forum. Fuck off you and your entire FC.
I swear you guys are the biggest fucking problems and thread shitposters. It's early morning ffs.
>>126065524
>being this angry at server first A3S FC
J E L L Y
E
L
L
Y
>>126065524
hey
hey
heycry about it
>>126065379
i got guffy in a roulette once and he seemed ok
>>126065329
>Who saves my midlander.
>>126065573
GOTTEM
At which point in the story do I get to go to Idyllshire?
>>126065573
I am not crying. It's just 4chan. But when one of your members is getting shat on, you're all rushing to his defense as if he was giving a speech in congress. You are bunch of hypocrites. Fuck off and get banned.
>>126065573
damn son you fucking smashed him hard
almost as much as how smashed your dick looks
>tfw brought good people out of shitposters reach
Shitposters always think they have the upper hand, but I've given them asylum in a place you cannot reach. I have won.
>>126065573
Hey that's my patented catch phrase I'm suing you for 3.3 billion dollars cry about it.
>>126065665
57. After the Vault.
>>126065678
Dyslexia Wizard is now shitposting as anon
>>126065678
>you're all rushing to his defense as if he was giving a speech in congress
that does not check out with what he posted lol
Why do you guys say you're not NEETs when you're shitposting at 6:30 in the morning? Explain this.
Euro-fags need not apply.
>>126065678
i tell everybody in my fc to fuck off
i kicked guffy and only let him back on the condition that he grows us blood pepperscry about it faggot
>>126065456
no we only hold hands
>people just discovering honk is the new black zr
in the last month, size of the fc doubled
and all of them are thread shitposters
>>126065808
>Gilgamesh shitposters passing off blame
Balmung posters are tame and just post images. You are the ones threatening each other with death and financial ruin.
>>126065786
Don't forget that one time when I was calling Suav 'daddy' and he got mad
>>126065795
sounds fake gay to me
PROCI PRICK PROCI PRICK
YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A TICK
>>126065896
>>126065678
Honestly we shit on guffy like literally daily
I think its language barrier but sometimes I question if he's on the autism spectrum with how little he understands context and sarcasm
He's not a bad guy outside of that though
>>126065865
If you call me daddy one more time I will literally never let you back into our FC
>>126065515
Alright thanks, was worried I couldn't get my scrip since I stopped doing crafting and gathering after I got them to 60.
>>126065808
It's gained like 6 people of course they will invite more when like 10+ people in the FC don't even log in.
>>126065719
Jesus, how
I'm almost 60, I've already beaten Bismark and my MSQ brings me back to Ul'dah for whatever reason
PROCI PRICK PROCI PRICK
YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" WOULD RATHER USE A STICK
>>126063967
One time I was crafting on my catboy, and a midlander walked over and sat next to me and watched me the whole time.
He wanted to fuck me, didn't he? That's what that means, right?
>>126065937
i can hold arms with any guy too
that doesn't mean im gay
you have to do better than that to convince me you are not fake gay
>>126065969
After that shit from Ul'dah, you'll be meeting a returning character that you probably know who it might be, and then you'll get to go to the Dravanian Hinterlands later on.
I thought I am on 4chan.org, not honk_diary_blog.org
>>126066090
Ok thanks anon
I'm so sick of visiting dead hubs
>>126066080
Fuck posted in old thread.
>>126065996
Seriously though, does this shitposter ever sleep? He better be getting paid to do this shit.
>>126066142
Avatarfaggot who has no idea how to play SMN (and pretends he's good at any job he picks up) will reply to you. Naked male Roe will be in his image. Ignore him. That's the same guy who said a4s is impossible, then easy, saccing is cheating and lucrezia are hackers.
>>126066142
In reality you can only use DW Trance every minute since it's tied to aetherflow
You basically want to use it every minute when TD + Aetherflow come back up so you can fit 2 festers + a new set of dots into DW with minimal downtime
>>126066194
He gets autismbux
>>126066130
what do you expect
honk is filled by a bunch of real life losers that have to pretend to be cool on the internet
>>126066142
Delay it
Ideally you want to line up every tri-disaster in DW, as well as one or two festers
So it's almost 7am. Proci and Suav do not work, right? Autismbux or "social phobia"?
Bitch let them honk if they wanna honk.
>>126066221
Wat
I'm not even NEET, I just dont work tomorrow and its winter break
>>126066364
A likely excuse. But do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>126066364
Not you, the spamming coprophilic poster.
>>126066364
I meant the guy that literally responds to every single selfie and keeps doing it until mods come here
Best EU server?phoenix guy, go fuck yourself
>>126066331
>needing to sleep
i have moved beyond your physical "needs"
on an unrelated note i want to die constantly
>>126066364
>someone calls out a shitposter and you respond
yo i like you but that is the good shit
>>126066418
>>126066416
>>126066481
Oh whoops
At this point shitposter is so deluded I just assumeApologies, who wants to talk about video games
>>126066456
sorry
game is fucking dead mates
>>126066217
>>126066247
Thanks guys I appreciate the assist.
>>126066456RagnarokWe've got some of the best EU progression, amazon saudi arabian voucher memes, seedy underground limsa erp and a good casual population
>>126066552
Okay, fine. Shill your server to me.
Fucking sad anime girl posting dick, making me feel regretful and shit
>>126066562Oh my, that sounds fucking great. Definitely at the top of my list right now
>>126066554
Good
I'm also dead inside.
Whoever posted this game a few threads ago, thanks.
>people only willing to help others if they have a law or soldiery bonus for the content.
Further proofs no one helps others without it needing to benefit them.
good morning friends
what did you accomplish ingame this week?
new meme
>>126066714
Don't expect anything beyond a walking sim, warning you now"Lucy is lost" is the only story you get
>>126066750
deleted my character and made a new one
>>126063967
i switch between samelander & samecat
Want to Phant from c@ into midlander. Not sure if should. Send help!
>>126066812
>"Lucy is lost" is the only story you get
It's the only story you need.
>>126063967
the scene's missing are femcat, femidlander and femgadyn respectively.
>>126066810
:0
>>126066739
i'd help people 4free anon
>>126066812
I just like solving platform puzzles.
>Rounding the corner on the first flight of stairs to get here.
>It's a stupidly sharp turn with no space.
>Fall to my death.
I also don't get the point of this fucking lamaze breathing mechanic.
>>126067041
Shift to sprint, click when the circle appears
>>126067029
Please, you've probably done none of the lv.60 content since you got 60 you lazy shit.
>>126066557
Actually, samefag here, another question if I may.
Is there a way of getting the pet "obey disabled" abilitys (such as contagion/radiant shield etc) onto one button?
Like I know I can just bind it on the pet bar but I like having it on the function keys which is also where I put other class mechanic abilitys on other jobs.
How much do platinum wristlets sell for on Balmung?
>>126067029
Same I love helping people .
>>126063219I want to but I have no idea what to get…
>>126066812
>>126066750
>>126066714
Fuck off samefag, we all know you forgot to uncheck the spoiler boxI do it sometimes too.
>tfw the Starlight Celebration music makes me feel soft inside and just cry
>>126067117
nigga do you not SEE my bug axe
>>126067135
idk im kinda a dick so i like to try and repay people through doing stuff for them
plus i enjoy it ofc
>>126067221
>ravana
Prob got carried m8 and it was 6 month old content bitch.
>>126067259
>idk im kinda a dick
so what you're saying is you're only a little dick.
>>126067123
You can simply drag them from the pet section of the abilities menu (P by default) and bind them wherever you want, if that's what you mean
>>126067186
But I don't same-fag.
>>126066892
if male then yes
if female then frick off
>>126067259
>Ravanna Axe
>Not Thordan
git gud
Is the maint soon going to add savage alex to DF or remove weekly lockout?
Do you think it will reduce the work needed for the Anima too? Despite a bunch of NEET poopsockers still did it in like 3 days.
>>126067123
If you mean put multiple skills on the same button, then yes
Just set a macro thats like uh:
/micon "Contagion" (or whichever one you want)
/pac "Contagion" <t>
/pac "Radiant Shield" <t>
If you mean putting skills on the hotbar >>126067307
>>126067295
i carried u into the trash because ur a lil bitch
>>126067302
you know what i meant ( ´_ゝ`)
>>126067365
soon maybe
>>126067343
But you do off topic post about non XIV related stuff with the images.
>>126067307
Yeah I've done that but say for example I put contagion and aerial slash onto f2 & f3, then I need to get out titan in an emergency, those buttons are still only for garuda so I cannot use the same keybindings for the two titan abilitys that need to be pressed on obey.
I'm wondering if there's some sort of macro that makes the button change based on if I have X EGI or Y.
>>126067418
I'll give this a try, it looks solid, thanks again gents.
