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>Official Site:
http://warthunder.com/
NOTE: You get given a premium aircraft for your first victory in game!
Need a faster download? Switch Language in Launcher.
>Wiki with Release Trees and General Tactics:
http://wiki.warthunder.com/index.php
>Fan created skins, missions, locations etc...
http://live.warthunder.com/
>Ammunition Types
http://wiki.warthunder.com/index.php?title=Category:Ammunition
>All the Air HB/FRB maneuvers you would want to know + Engine thingamabobs:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=200974026
>Every Airplane Instrument Panel translated
http://www.mediafire.com/view/q4nybrogygdchdb/ND's_aircraft_reference_guide.pdf
>Youtube Channel with Tutorials and Gameplay Videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/galahadgawain/playlists
>Steam community:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/warthundervg
>Vg chatroom:
Type " /join vg " into chatbox
>Teamspeak Address you can use:
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>Joystick Comparisons:
http://www.xbitlabs.com/articles/multimedia/display/joystick-roundup_8.html
>Guide to making your own inexpensive head tracker:
http://www.maximumpc.com/article/how-tos/how_build_your_own_ir_head_tracker
Anime and IS-2s
>>126005707
>IS-2
Fuck you're retarded.
>>126005150
They should take all the components from French, Italian and Japanese tanks and combine them into super-meme tanks
>>126005825
it's a meme you dip
>>126005707
nice is2 you FAGGOT
I wish everyone in /wtg/ died irl.
WHEN????
>>126005872
I'm unfamiliar with autism memes, sorry.
>>126005970
>breda-safat
>jets with 2 12.7mm guns
why is the FUCKING caernevron mantlet not penetrable by anything with slightly more than 200 mm of penetration
>>126005865
French tanks were fine, they just stopped building them in 1940.
>>126005078
Tbh the Cromwell can easily take at least 1 BR increase if they keep his speed and gun performance the same.
This is gonna sound like a pretty stupid question, but which country has a more anime following? This is for tanks, so no Japan.
>>126006261
We'll find out after the bong tree is released for the rest of us, triahx.
british tanks
is of fair
is of balance
people need must learn how to counter them ))
>>126006325
Unlike Italian tanks, which were arguably shitter than Jap tanks. I say "arguably" because it's hard to be worse than moving tin cans with machine guns mounted to them.
>>126005951
>>126006397
2 BRs and give it APDS
:^)
>>126006514
thanks for yet another helpful answer cocksucker. I dont even know who the fuck that is
>>126005707
gr8 b8 m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_bnlL7PRKA&feature=youtu.be
You would think after more than one year they'd learn how to situational awareness
>>126006261
literally get good
>>126006596
>not knowing the hero of wtg
how new are you
>>126006924
I miss the days of ammoracks.
That would've been six tigers with six shells with such exposed sides.
>>126005869
last time I checked the site was down for some reason
also shiit, I need to download all the episodes already
>>126007005
okay triahx and the TS sperglets
>>126006953
Fucking shopped.
My perfect German guns never penetrate it.
>>126006325
>She may be French, but her cannon packs more punch than your pistol
>Put 500 rounds of mg into the face and wings of a B-57 from his side in the CL
>He just laughs in chat about how bad the mgs are
BEST PERFORMING )))))))))))
>>126006953
literally shooting at turret front and not the part I was asking about
>>126006325
Didn't their early war tanks actually fuck up German tanks because of their thick, sloped armor and meme cannons?
>>126006564
Japan's were fairly standard for interwar designs, they just put little priority in to developing them after it became clear that they were outdated.
I don't know much about Italy.
>>126006924
You would think after almost 2 years burgers would learn how to climb, yet I still stomp them at deck in my Zero. And climbing is easier than not getting flanked, believe it or not, yet it's apparently still unthinkable. Situational awareness is shit for all >tank nations, difference is some nations flank harder than others :^)
>>126007217
>keep namedropping the wrong guy
keep trying you pedo fuck
>>126007617
>stop flying cl
>start flying mig
thats not hard
>>126007792
Pretty much confirmed i'm right
>>126007708
>turret front
>mantlet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the same thing as far as I know.
>>126007969
not him but
The turret front/face is the front facing armor of the turret
The mantlet is the thick armor that sits infront of the vertical turret drive and cannon breech
The turret face is weaker in almost all cases
>>126007727
Most of the French tanks were WWI Renault FTs with few modern designs combat ready.
>>126007808
I do fly the mig.I just wanted to take out my CL to bitch about it. I honestly wouldn't mind if they removed that piece of shit from the game
>>126007746
Some nation has to flank harder if they want to keep on playing
As a direct consequence, some nation has to have a better situational awareness, as they will be more subject to flanking
Yet they don't no matter how many time they get flanked
Don't get me wrong, i'm naziboo as fuck, but they manage to get me pretty fucking mad
I'm doing shit in this stock M47. Should I give in and shekel my way to HEAT?
>>126008368
>not buying your way to a spade in every vehicle
>even asking this question
>being poor
>>126008368
Don't bother with the M47, period. It should honestly be removed after the M46 got heat anyways, all it is now is an RP filler between the M46 and the M60.
Alternatively, submit yourself to torture trying to play it. Your call.
Ukrainian fighters when?
>>126008186
Thanks, didn't realize what he meant. Not sure what exactly is wrong with shooting the turret front however, which has 165mm of armour instead of mantlet which has 400+mm of effective armour where the armour overlaps. I mean, it's the same as Sherman (76)s and on M26, M46, M47 tanks, they have great mantlet, but the armour surrounding it is easily penetrable by most Tier 4 things without too much of a problem. Why aim for the mantlet at all?
T-34 w/ ESPORTS PRO WAR THUNDER Guard Camo actually makes a great Egyptian skin.
Can someone post a link to the stream, I cant find it
>>126006503
Map of 4chan Yuru Yuri fans: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1703856#
>>126008768
>Why aim for the mantlet at all?
Dunno. Shooting the turret cheeks is almost always a better idea because you'll kill gunners/loaders/commanders and sometimes even ammo rack
>>126007727
The B1 did surprise the German
Because the AT gun they engaged couldn't pen the front of the B1
>http://forum.warthunder.com/index.php?/topic/286751-psa-dont-ignore-anyone-without-a-wing-who-can-still-fly-straight/?p=5585363
hahaha lmao
>>126007908
>being this retarded
>>126009185
>trying this hard
okay vegeta
>>126009148
dude helmetpotato lmao
>>126009138
>literally a French Churchill 1
vive
>>126008527
Alright I'm giving up on it.
>>126008509
Why do you wallet warrior autists always think that not giving money to this shit game makes someone poor.
What the fuck happened to my tank's zoom?
Returned after a long break and I get this shit.
>>126009138
>>126009148
>flying with one wing
>difficult
>>126009364
>being poor
>>126009382
zoom levels got reduced because sekrit documents or something. The zoom they're at now is now apparently more accurate for the majority of WWII tanks
Can someone postlink to the stream plz, I really want that RBT-5
>>126009382
There was almost none for about a week before they partially reverted it.
>>126009665
It's not online right now
>>126009138
so many memes
>inna hellcat
>steering is maximum ice multi-track drifting
>lightly brush a stone wall while going forward
>tank does a FUCKING BACKFLIP and rolls back upside down
>by the time a teammate responds to help, the match is over
I'm trying to enjoy the game, fuck off.
>>126009693
they didn't actually revert it. It's the same zoom level but the field of view of the optic is much greater.
>>126009808
>being bad
>not being good
>>126008997
It's over.
>>126009748
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>126009808
>arcade
>Team loses all their vehicles
>Their tickets drain to 0 and the team loses
>Team loses all their bases and their airfield
>Their tickets drain to 0 and the team loses
Why do players complain about one of these outcomes and not the other?
>>126009951
>being bad
>not being goodstream starts every day at noon EST btw
>>126009665
speaking of the RBT-5, did anyone here get it today? I know at least three did yesterday.
>>126010085
>>126010509
dude memes lmao
Valen-chan's tiny body!
>>126010615
I did not have any memes which could be used to express gratitude towards another anon
>two /wtg/ celebs join tank game
>both die without kills within five minutes
Kikka-chan!
>>126011251
stop posting these
they make me feel uncomfortable
>>126011251
this doesn't conform to historical records
>>126006167
It's actually 4 M2 .50s or 2 30mms but only the Gemans used the 30mms.
>>126007073
>tfw hitting a Tigers barrel, tracks, then slowly rolling up and putting him down with one to the ammo rack
I miss this feel so much, when are they going to fix 76mm post pen damage?
>>126011251
>>126011859
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>>126011859
What post pen damage? The one that was buffed to increase Black Cat sales and then nerfed so that idiots using them actually have to aim? And it's probably gonna fixed right after the Panther's gun, which is never
>>126011580
That's the anti-weeb part of you dying.
You'll be cuteposting like the best of 'em soon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgIeSvnuohQ&feature=youtu.be&t=11m6s
>stupid shit not realizing he's in the spawn
>being this fucking shit and failing to even properly spawn camp
>fucking getting killed by a fucking STuG he let turn without getting behind him when he saw he was turning
>waaah good shit, yeah muh shots were disappearing, I don't know what happened there lol
Holy fuck, just how stupid can this nigger get?
>>126012127
>being this wrong
>enemy bombers attacking your tank players
>spawn in a fighter to bring them down
>every enemy crashes like a goddamn retard before you get there
>it's now a complete waste of a spawn
Why does this keep happening.
custom game
break on poland
host is zeroslug pass is memes
RNG angle bounce needs to be removed completely.
>>126013907
But then how will T-34s survive direct hits from 128mm shells.
>>126014382
Downtier so they never have to be hit by them.
>>126013907
>overmatching gets implemented
>T-34s killed frontally by literally every tank they face (panzer 3s being the exception)
this is not balanced comrade
>>126014382
SU-chode tank when?
>>126013907
>rng
>please it is of not rng it is worked out through our expert coding ))
I honestly want to know what angle this was. Getting shot from the front and it coasting along my side before penning inward.
Kikka-chan is objectively the cutest.
>>126013568
can't even find it
Guten tag /wtg/, my name is Bill Stahl.
I’m a 27 year old American Axis history enthusiast (Wehraboo for you allied war criminals). I draw iron crosses on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Germans in games. (Call of Duty, Company of Heroes)
I train with my Sturmgewehr 44 every day, this superior weapon can punch clean through Russian steel because it is made from Kruppstahl, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Iron Cross with Oak Leaves from my Axis reenactment group two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak German fluently, both Alemannic and the Swabian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Prussian code, which I follow 100%
When I get my German visa, I am moving to Munich to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Panzer commander or a political speechwriter!
I own several Hugo Boss SS uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my fuhrers and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in the Reich!
>>126015161
Good luck herr Stahl!
Worked out fine for me. See you in Munich
- Nabutso
>>126014663
I don't think it would make much difference.
Even a Pz IV F2 can still penetrate a T-34 front at 1 km.
Noob here, how does the Battle Rating system work?
>>126016101
The tier spread for matchmaking is +- 1 BR of the highest BR vehicle in your line up.
>>126016101
it doesnt
!!!! INSPECTION TIME !!!!
Post your waifu!
Why do people get triggered when you fire .50 cal into the back of their tank and it does literally nothing?
>>126013907
Won't happen, too beneficial for Russia. Some Panthers and Tiger II-abos might cry as well. Will absolutely destroy M10/Achillies and it's "le wacky angles!!" as well.And I want that to happen so bad.
>>126016257
>>126016689
>cuckhill meme carriers
how could you even anon
>>126016257
>>126016796
That's not a meme carrier.
>>126016689
Is this an MBT?
>You can get your Engine Injection back in just one battle!
Took 3 in the OSU, 2 in various other planes.
Why does Gaijin just have to fucking lie all the time? If they're gonna fuck me in the ass, be honest. You don't even get the little "all modules researched" bonus after they fucking make you come back for this dumb shit because of slav coding triggering my spade autism.
>>126017021
No.
Valentine is, though.
>>126012038
>lol nah we tooooootally stopped using that before like, ww1 guys, what are you on about
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnite
>Dunnite, also known as Explosive D
>>126016689
>germans captured a number of churchills
>didn't try to mount a tiger turret on one for the lols
for fuck sake that's a prime memium gone to waste
>>126017334
>implying that things fatass chode of a turret would fit in the churchills dainty virgin turret ring
>>126017334
Turret ring isn't big enough.
>>126017334
>captured
They couldn't get most working
)))))))))
How many crew points does it take to max out all the useful skills in a tank crew?
>this fucking rp gain
jesus christ
>>126018135
kek16k rp for doing basically nothing
Speaking of the Churchill, what's the inspiration for the German captured one?
I've gone through loads of pictures of German captured Churchills and none of them had track catwalks, let alone mudguards.
The old turret and 6 pounder holds up though.
>>126016974
Brits are memes. and its carrying them. therefore its a meme carrier
>>126016969
the fact that there are people out there that delusional scares me
Custom game up! _Ben is hosting. The password is memes.
Why does the KV-2 in game have the meme turret and not the master race turret in pic related.
>>126019038
>Ben
Gay
>>126019474
cream
>>126018513
It carried other nations too.
>unlock apds on the Comet
>it's not even as good as the normal 17pdr apds
Everything about this tank has been cancer so far.
>>126020080
Thats because the HV 77mm used by the comet had less propellant than the 17 pounder
>>126020080
Of course it isn't.
>work all this time to unlock the sherman firefly because it was my favourite tank as a kid
>it's fucking shit.
How dissapointing.
>>126020187
>>126020230
Yeah, but I was expecting some kind of reward for grinding through the devastatingly mediocre ammo it has. Then i unlock the APDS, and it's only slightly less mediocre than the rest of the ammo.
>>126020187
>less propellant than the 17 pounder
No, it's because the 77mm fires 75mm shell.
>>126020653
Wrong.
They're both 76.2 mm.
>>126020653
The 77mm HV is a shortened 17 pdr with less propellant in it's shells, and so it's ammo isn't interchangeable with the 17 pdr.
>>126015714
Only if above it.
>>126021240
Nope.
Look at the card.
Wew lads posting hiding spots
>tfw annihilating nip faggots
>>126020823
>>126020939
The British started work on developing a gun that was small enough to fit on their tank designs - particularly the Cromwell cruiser tank then at the design stage - firing the US 75 mm projectiles (AP shot and HE) but at higher velocity. This 50 calibre long gun, firing a 75mm projectile
It's literally just a shortened 17pdr that fires 75mm shells
>tfw bad at tanks
>>126020653
>>126020823
The British started work on developing a gun that was small enough to fit on their tank designs - particularly the Cromwell cruiser tank then at the design stage - firing the US 75 mm projectiles (AP shot and HE) but at higher velocity. This 50 calibre long gun, firing a 75mm projectile attached to a necked down 3-inch (76.2 mm) 20 cwt AA gun cartridge through a modified breech, known as the Vickers HV 75 mm, used a larger propellant charge in a larger cartridge. Although the 75 mm HV was a promising weapon, it proved to be too big for the Cromwell tank, which was fitted with the normal QF 75 mm gun in use on other British tanks. When the Cromwell's replacement - the Comet - was at the design stage, the 75 mm HV concept was reworked to fire the same projectiles as the 17-pounder through a shortened 17-pounder barrel, but retaining the 3-inch cartridge case firing from a standard 3-inch breech.[5]
Williams, Anthony G (2012), An alternative 1930s tank gun
>>126018596
implying you wouldn't put your dick in it
>>126021716
That's the 75mm HV you fucking moron. Learn how to fucking read.
>When the Cromwell's replacement - the Comet - was at the design stage, the 75 mm HV concept was reworked to fire the same projectiles as the 17-pounder through a shortened 17-pounder barrel, but retaining the 3-inch cartridge case firing from a standard 3-inch breech.[5]
>>126021716
Fuck off.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_QF_17-pounder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_QF_17-pounder#77_mm_HV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_QF_75_mm
>A30 Challenger
>Still the same armour as the Cromwell
>Same speed as the Comet
>Only a 17pdr
>5.7
Why the fuck did I bother with British "medium" tanks again? They're fucking light tanks with shitty disguises on.
>>126021932
>>126021941
Jesus what's hard to understand. It's a shortened 17pdr that shoots 75mm shells because the brits had so many spare 75mm's
The HV (high velocity) part comes from a 17pdr shooting 75mm a ie. a sub calibre shell
So how are the bong tanks?
>>126022360
It's firing 17 pounder shells you utter buffoon, not 75mm. How is THAT hard to understand?
>>126022360
It doesn't, you FUCKING IDIOT
It fires 17 lbr shells with a different case.
>Be bongistani tank mechanic in the war
>tasked with fixing guns
>have to take gun out of tank
>Told it's a 17 pounder gun
>Try and pick it up
>it weighs far more than 17 pounds
What the fuck
>get in sherman firefly
>get one shotted constantly, lucky to get a kill because you need to oneshot to win pretty much
>hop in Churchill Mark 3 which is more that 1 full BR point below the firefly
>wreck shit
WHY ARE BONG TANKS SO FUCKED.
>>126023054
because they're ugly
>>126021415
>cards meaning shit
>>126023054
Three kills isn't wrecking Comett.
>>126023526
Scepticism about cards refers to the "automatically generated" complete shit you see on the aircraft cards.
>looking over my shoulder at a plane I shot making sure it burns up
>fly into tree
>>126023842
Kek
>>126023842
fuck you
>take porsche tiger for a spin
>slow as fuck
>reverse away from a corner
>actually goes faster in reverse than forwads
How much crack was Porsche doing when he designed this fucking thing?
>>126024472
The electric transmission was actually a really fucking novel concept and was later used in a lot of heavy construction equipment, iirc.
The downside is, in a fatfuck overloaded tank it had a nasty tendency to spontaneously catch fire all the time .
>fly jap because I still want to unlock the A7M2
>fly the Ki-84 because it's probably the easiest way to go about it
>dive on P-51D
>light him on fire
>Teammate in a Ki-61 Hei pulls up behind me, shoots through me, clips off my wing tip, and steals my kill
This is punishment.
>>126024891
Diesel-electric powertrains had been around for a while, trying to shove it in a tank was new. But as you said, it was totally underpowered for that fat bastard of a vehicle.
I've got a 30% discount on the American Ki-43 that expires in 15 minutes, should I bother?
>>126024472
>actually goes faster in reverse than forwads
You can use the engine as a shield, seems like a nice feature.
>>126026905
>actually goes faster in reverse than forwads
>You can use the engine as a shield, seems like a nice feature.
>>126005951
Can that plane reverse?
>>126024472
It used to have an awesome reverse speed, like the Ferdinand. You could reverse back on Poland and T-44s&co couldn't catch you and actually aiming for your weakspots is too hard. Few months ago both the Tiger and Ferdy had their speed nerfed so now they are kinda shit. At least the Ferdy is spacious as fuck so they have a really hard time killing you even from the side, Porsche Tiger is just shit.
And yeah, acceleration in reverse is actually faster, that was one of the first things I noticed on Maus when it got added to the dev server back then
>>126027751
I doubt it.
>>126028401
>take transmission out of tank
>turn it around
>put it back it tank
>tank now accelerates faster forwards
fucking christ time to take a week long break from this terrible game
Thinking about making potato wedges and bacon for dinner
What do you think wtg?
>>126029695
Why not have some haggis?
>>126029805
Because I'm not scottish enough nor am I anywhere near drunk enough to considering eating the shit bits of a sheep mashed up inside a stomach.
>>126029964
Some kiełbasa, then?
Holy hell the KV-2 is fun to play
>>126030660
For a minute there I was thinking that the dude was standing on top of the KV-2 next to the shell. Was wondering what mini-nuke launcher the 152 must've been.
KOHKEPOP
>>126029657
More like take a few weeks long break because this game is shit
>>126030886
help me understand this meme
>>126029964
Why does it matter whether its made from muscle tissue or organs?
>>126029657
>imma take a week long break
>plays a match literally a few minutes later >>126030886
pls decided already
>4 am
>finally getting first place on russian teamand winning
>switch into my IS-2 as we cap to get my last challenge completed
>go to the cap
>ten meters from it when it's capped because the IS2 is a slow piece of shit
>the #2 Britshitter takes first place with cap points seconds before the game ends
I have never TK'd someone so hard.
>>126031513
>some guy did better than me
>teamkilled him
How does it feel to be so autistic anon? Is there a caretaker near you whenever you play so you don't break your childproof computer?
![zY3CSV3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jkW8tDZ.png "zY3CSV3[1].png")
>>126031020
when russians translate names of foreign vehicles, they just write it how it sounds in phonetic russian.
KOHKEPOP is roughly translated to konkyeror.
CПИTФAЫP is roughly translated to spitfajir and you probably guessed which vehicle it represents.
albeit kohkepop sounds silly and has become the meme, usually replied to or containing a image of a conqueror
>>126031637
>britshitters
>skilled
Is this posted from my local nukeproof nukelauncher?
>>126031638
Cyrillic is fucking weird.
>>126031715
>guys it's the scoreboard lying not my skills!
Get fucked subhuman slaviboo
>>126031761
Fun fact, Cyrillic was literally created because cyril though slavs were too stupid to learn a latin-based language
>>126031513
why do you care so much about being in first place
>>126031761
not really m8
i dont speak it, but as soon as you learn how the alphabet works you can make out a ton of stuff.
it's also quite similar to hellenic, so you'd partially understand that alphabet as well.
wish i knew how to speak it
>>126031974
It's 4 am and it's my last challenge that I need to complete.
I have never paid so much for this much shit.
>>126031890
>taking hits in your british FOTM is considered skill
Get fucked bongnigger.
What do we do about the Matilda.
>British/Germans vs British/Americans
>>126033238
American here.
I want the Hessians to leave.
>about to buy the T-44-122
>see the stealthnerfed reload rate that instead of 19.2 is now 30.2s
Well I guess I saved my money.
What the fuck is with aiming in Sim tanks? It makes me motion sick just trying to look through it, is there anyway to turn it off?
>>126033947
The optics are placed correctly, instead of being inside the barrel.
>>126033947
>playing meme mode
>not playing tanks that are fun
>>126034363
how did it
How is the 20pdr APDS?
>>126034708
rape
>>126034708
railgun
>>126034708
Railgun of rape
sed stig
>brits are hard
ayy lmao
>get killed by KV-2 because I was sticking out from a wall
>killcam shows him actually shooting through the fucking wall
>>126036110
>being bad
>not being good
>tfw pooping on kids with another high performance: mustang edition pilot
>>126036067
I've seen many Hurricane pilots try to prop hang. I'd recommend that they try flying Yaks instead, but I don't want to promote cancer.
>>126036110
How many fucking times do you people need to be reminded that the buildings on the African maps are not solid to shells.
we love Cromwell-chan!
>>126037621
The shells shouldn't just go through like butter though.
>>126037621
We were on Eastern Europe. He was sticking slightly out and got nuked right as a was typing 'BACK THE FUCK UP'.
Assign a track to a vehicle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFC626lRT4&ab_channel=voltex1974
>>126037748
>he thinks a stone wall means anything to a high velocity anti-tank projectile
>>126038275
>KV-2's HE
>High velocity
Nice memes, Liberator-san
>>126037748
>152mm shell designed for destroying concrete and steel bunkers shouldn't go through houses made from shit and mud
This is some reddit tier autism
Holy fuck, why didn't I buy this thing sooner? My only regret is not being patient and waiting for christmas sales, but still.
Is this what it feels like to be Stalins fist?
>>126038435
>KV-2 shoots only HE
Fucking dude weed lmaooo
>>126038435
>>126038443
Yeah what he said.
It's RELATIVELY high velocity for a flying fridge, yknow?
>tier 4 rb tanks
>mixed
>enemy is americans and brits
>we're germans and brits
>lose fast
>>126038570
It was HE though, so...
>>126038658
>Doesn't mention HE
>expects us to know it was HE
Oh btw, I spit in one of these waterbottles. Guess which one
>>126038793
okay triahx
>>126037047
Okay CYP
Why is top tier jets just "run from 5 miggers for 10 minutes - the gamemode" now? Why the fuck is everyone dying right after takeoff?
>>126039841
okay helmet
>>126037047
ok vegeta
>>126022702
kek
>>126038061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMG1WCVff0I&ab_channel=BlueOysterWizard
I'm confused, I was given this camofluage a few weeks ago as some weird reward that I don't recall, I assumed it was for that T-34 vs Pz IV event. I log in now and the camo is no longer there, what?
Its stupid and ugly as fuck but its something.
>>126040230
http://warthunder.pro/en/league
>>126040754
This is fucking retarded, so they fuck up and give it to me but no I don't get to keep it. Welp.
>>126025181
hard to use
underdog
stop bullying P-51s
>>126040912
Buy dog tag and do relevant challenge, then you keep )))))))
No free lunch (((
>open war thunder
>get in game
>teammate is driving into me so I can't aim properly to get a shot off into enemy tank and I die.
>alt+f4
Fuck this piece of shit game.
>>126041653
>not respawning and teamkilling him over and over
>allowing your game to be ruined by a single shitter
>you're this awful at even having FUN
>being bad
>not being good
>>126041837
>respawning
The game just started and the mana point spawn system didn't let me respawn.
Also don't even try to tell me that air battles are better. Last night some faggot ps4 player started shooting at teammates and actually tried to team kill without any provocation.
I wish this was a single player game.
>>126041653
>literally playing a fundamentally broken gamemode
>waaaahhhhh why am I not having fun
this is the future you tankshitters chose
>>126042064
and again
>allowing your game to be ruined by a single shitter
desu senpai if this happens to you regularly you need a break from this game. Go play a single player game, a fun one for a few days.
>>126042103
ok helmetpotato
>>126042103
are you implying the air RB ISN'T fundamentally broken?
it's just CSGO airquake
Im sorry senpai, I t-tried.
>Covering a cap point in Kv-1b
>Suddenly two A.43 Black Prince's roll in
>There is no visible way to actually flank them without driving directly past their line of sight
>I literally cannot pen them from the front
Balanced )))))
>>126042486
>being bad
>not being good
