Runner
>Marathons:
NASA: May 2016
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon: March 18th - 20th
- West Coast meetup taking place in Santa Ana
- https://twitter.com/californithon
AGDQ: Jan 3rd - 9th
-Not supported by /srg/
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
death to all trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>10 posts early
elin
simplee elin
>10 posts early
Simplee elin.
>>125893938
dude
why
>>125893938
literally who would be thirsty for that
reminder that no matter how simplistic or "easy" or whatever dimension your game is in, it's a fucking speedgame. don't let butthurt, insecure elitists fool you into thinking that this hobby requires some sort of god like skill because it doesn't.
>>125893938
I swear, half the reason men transition is so they can act like immature children for longer than they should and don't have to face the reality of being an adult. It's just another form of escapism.
>>125893938
People paying attention have known Cosmo is mentally ill for a long time. Remember that enormous rant on his website about 'sequences' or some shit? It was about speedrunning and sounded like he thought he'd tapped into the matrix.
>>125893938
Jesus Fuck
Why do these degenerates always turn into some caricature of the female gender? They always inherit the absolute worst traits that women have to offer. Notably being vapid, attention whoring cuntlords. Bet he starts posting tons of misleading MySpace angle body shots. Heck, he might already have done. Wouldn't be at all surprised.
Just once I'd like to see a tranny who turns into something resembling a decent woman. Why does this never happen?
>>125894470
>>125894470
its mostly because they were sexually abused as children and hate themselves, so they try to transform into an identity they'll hate less
same thing as with furries
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J485v08n01_03 - Prevalence of childhood trauma in a clinical population of transsexual people
In our study of 42 transsexual people (34 = natal males, 8 = natal females), 55% (n = 23) reported experiencing an unwanted sexual event before the age of 18, with the average age of initial sexual contact being 13.
fun fact: something ridiculous like 60% of post-op transgenders kill themselves
>>125894470
A lot of it is an autogynephilia fetish taken to extremes. A lot of it is also feeding off the attention of pathetic beta nerds online
I mean, look at the guy. He looked like an absolute mess in guy form. I'm quite frankly flabbergasted he even managed to attract Adrian. Becoming a woman is his way of getting some of that attention he could never get as a guy.
Having parents who think calling their kid fucking "Cosmo" is also not helping matters.
>>125894606
>Why don't trannies ever turn into decent women?
Because trannies were already dysfunctional, mentally diseased people before they started taking hormones, hence why they're trannies.
I'm sorry, /srg/. I came as soon as I heard. Why the fuck did you let this happen? Why didn't you stop her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>125893938
lmaoooooo this shhit
Someone tell Cosmo to knock it off. This shit's not funny anymore
Somebody stream.
>>125894534
there used to be a pastebin of this, wheres it @ m8s?
>>125894534
He has such a fucking high opinion of himself. That pastebin was pure, unadulterated wankery of the highest order
as oot any% shifts back to vc-j, my mind wanders to the ess adapters
and to the virtual console, that doesn't crash when gim is performed
and to the old kakariko route, resetting the console to save time
and to the timing method, the arbitrary start and end points
my mind wanders...
look who liked the tweet
https://twitter.com/PotatoPie23/status/678086619723915265
my mind wandas
To spite all of you I'm going to catfish cosmo, get nudes and then jerk off to the pics all to myself.
>>125895292
i just realized there are going to be a million reiterations of this unfunny meme for probably a year.
>>125895445
I'm partial to traps myself. I like seeing mentally deranged boys being abused
But come on. He looks like a fucking mess. Even I couldn't jerk off to him
remember when skeletonbill was one of the faces of /srg/? lmao
>>125893938
This is absolutely fucking disgusting. What deranged freak would be thirsty for this peeling, scaly monster? Makes me fucking sick.
all the categories are arbitrary
>>125895698
more like one of the feces lmaoooooo
>>125895698
At least he tripped and namefagged so you could filter him.
>>125895976
fucking ROASTED. Holy shit
>>125894847
he attracted Adrian by being someone she watched on twitch while in the hospital
>>125895698
This is how you know the faggots who thought they ran the place back then were absolute shitters of the highest order. I never understood why this was even a thing, even back then.
>>125895698
>tfw the faces of /srg/ now are mostly let's players and angry, ranting chimps
>>125896115
Ah, that must have been when she in Thailand getting the reassignment surgery
Which one of you faggots started the thread on /pol/ about cosmo?
>>125896284
he did speedrun though.
as did most of the "old shitters"
>>125896332
The people who don't speedrun are not the faces of anything, monkey posting is also a meme and not a real thing.
I FOUND THE COSMOWRIGHT 'get good' PASTEBIN
http://pastebin.com/p18eRBbw
I forgot how amazing this is. He actually thinks he's fucking Neo in The Matrix.
>>125894470
>>125894619
>>125894760
>>125894847
who wouldn't want to be a girl 2015?
being shy and acting like a child is okay, you get nonstop affection/attention, you're put on a pedestal for achieving things men have already done, and the government is your sugar daddy
>>125896493
then replace chimp with whatever pronoun you prefer, it doesn't change anything.
Goose - "Speedrunning is a joke, we're all a bunch of fucking losers just wasting our time pretending we're important because we're the best in the world at this thing that like four other people do."
Narcissa Wright - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>125896635
>I'm a little god gamer stigma giving nuthugging tranny loving shitter who doesn't speedrun
>>125895517
headcrab already leading the way
>>125895418
>>125896783
what?
Cosmo framed that video like it's just a spontaneous flow of consciousness from his deep dark mysterious tranny genius brain
but he probably spent like 7-8 takes trying to get it right, just saying this retarded shit into his microphone over and over and over.
>>125896514
>A game is input->output. Repeat. Each cycle of this costs 1 unit time.
A game also has a state. The game state is the memory. All of the variables.
One game state may be observed and agreed upon as the "start"
Another may be observed and agreed upon as the "end"
even the setup sounds pretentious
>>125896583
I'd like to be a 5'1, Japanese teenage girl. I'd press a button to be that right now.
I'm a 6ft, hairy white dude though so that ain't going to happen.
You accept the cards you're dealt and get on with life. You can't have everything you want in life, and no amount of hair dye, voice training and nail polish will change that
>>125897150
I wouldn't mind being a girl if it didn't come with being shit at games, having periods, and if I could have as much sex as I wanted without getting STDs or getting meatcurtains
>>125896583
i can get all that by being shy and acting like a child while still being a boy though.
>>125897150
I agree with you, but you can't blame anyone for wanting that
>>125897150
you wouldn't want to live in Japan as a teenage girl, right?
Why didn't he do what Missy did without taking the hormones? What are hormones going to do for a 26 year old man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0&t=1m50s
to the attempts, the streams, the splits
to the audience, the shit talk, the cliques
On point narci
>>125897282
>tfw I'm already too old to become a good speedrunner
>>125897282
This part would also suck
>>125897304
You can absolutely blame anyone who tries to force you to play along with their delusions, demanding that you refer to him as 'her', let him use female bathrooms, etc.
It's like the difference between having a religion and imposing your religion onto others. Deny reality if you want, just don't try to force others to.
>>125897404
fw still got another decade in me
>>125897296
because everyone imagines you're androgynous and haven't seen you yet or they have seen you and you are androgynous, if the ladder, hmu
>>125897392
>the cliques
>>125897559
i don't wanna hyu if i'm on a ladder, i might fall.
>>125897458
I never said it's right for them to enforce their gender identity one someone else
all I said is you can't blame for wanting that identity
>>125897695
name a tranny who won't have a tantrum if you don't refer to it as whatever pronouns it wants you to
>>125897690
don't worry I'll catch you :3c
>>125897798
again, I agree with you
wanting some fantasy and acting on that fantasy are two different things
>/pol/ blowing cosmo the fuck out
>>>/pol/58803112
lel
>>125895005
>her
>>125897837
your kind isn't welcome here
>>125898237
>politics
ayy lmao
>>125898002
Dang pol is pretty based. Never been there.
>>125898237
>>125898189
it seems like his kind is the only kind here.
>>125898237
jeb bush has autism
>>125898316
If /pol/ can make threads about Narc, we should be able to post about the election.
/pol/posting is fucking bottom tier shit posting. do not let them go un-randalled.
>>125898516
because there is no evidence for it??
>>125898689
ok friend.
Oh, btw, you are basically as pathetic as he is, cheering for someone who is playing the same shitty single player game for casuals over and over again until he knows it inside out and then keeps playing it and being delusional enough to believe he's doing something worthwhile You are literal cancer. And you helped him becoming this retarded.
>>125898689
>>125898779
fuck off.
remove grindxmonkey
>>125898475
who is we?
There is no way to speedrun multiplayer games.
The industry will eventually stop making singleplayer games. There is less singleplayer games revenue than ever before.
Your hobby is on 100-year notice, speedgamers.
Remove headcrab
REMOVE THE CRAB
i liked speedrunning when it was more about the game and not the personality
>>125898951
not even. /pol/ shitters are the worst.
cfb more like completely fucking___bald[/SPOILER] LOL
>>125895818
>>125899116
why did you spoiler?
>>125898237
why did you delete?
>>125899082
nothing is worse than grindxmonkey
What are some informative commentated runs? I like getting information about how the game and glitches work during the run
>>125899116
>fucked up the spoiler tag
nice try anyway, kiddo.
>>125896739
who is we?
>>125899487
dexter's dodgeball
>>125899183
here's the directions if the video didnt help
>>125899054
can I get a higher res webm of this
>>125894534
>>125894760
>>125895131
>>125897282
>>125897458
>>125897798
>>125898516
>>125898779
>de hippie spacing
reminder that fully 100% of >de hippie spacing posts are preventable
>>125899936
not as long as someone keeps getting mad over it.
>>125900048
that doesn't make it unpreventable
>>125900128
the only way to kill a meme is for people to collectively ignore it.
>>125899936
why do the people who do the ">de hippie spacing" posts care so fucking much? is hippie even relevant any more?
also, whatever you're typing in response to this post, I'm baiting for EXACTLY that.
why is dying such a hazzle
why can't I just lie down and stop existing
>>125900262
>de hippie spacing
>>125900262
>de
>hippie
>SPACING
real talk, fuck hippie and his gay ass spacing
>>125900297
>>125900416
baited for these EXACT responses
really, you knew what you were getting into
>>125900262
>>125900575
sorry that hitbox partnership never worked out for you. hitbox was a hot ass meme for a while, too bad it never took off, huh?
>>125900678
lmao i forgot about that
and then he started cross streaming.
>>125900784
and then he started cross dressing
>>125900929
He wishes
>>125898797
based finnish pol shitposter
>>125894619
thanks snowy
https://youtu.be/b88eKjjQbeg?t=40m17s
hey, what do you call a guy who is 5'11 or shorter?
>>125901470
wallyaldo
>>125901648
oh shit
Geez
[spoiler probably kylo be Killin [/spoiler]
>>125900262
>de hippo spacer
>>125901860
remove the bot
There are a thousands of speedruners. For a game like Ocarina of Time or WInd Waker there are tens of thousands. He is just watching other people online, copies what they are doing and then plays the same shit for months, day and night while also using exploits. It's a known fact he sucks at Smash and couldn't even walljump in Mario, literally(!) too autistic.
This whole scene is infested with braindead subhumans and you are a potato if you don't see it.
>>125900297
>>125900416
>>125902398
>de herpes spacing
>>125902530
>For a game like Ocarina of Time or WInd Waker there are tens of thousands
if you follow the rule of 10%, more like 3000 maximum
however many total oot/ww speedrun streamers there are on twitch, multiply it by 10, thats the total speedrunners in those games
>>125901952
>mu memes
really guys
fw cosmo is going to commit suicide and die an embarassment
fw he will die more loved than you will when you die of natural causes
>>125902569
hippie? more like herpie after minion laid the smackdown on his mouth
someone screencap all the replies to cosmo's carpe diem tweet so when he suicides we can tell all of them they were wrong for congratulating this behavior
>>125903551
who is we?
>>125903551
you do realize that the second that it inevitably happens, the narrative will change from "how brave" to "bullied into killing himself by people who didn't accept his transition"
>>125902807
>de hippie spacing
>>125903996
sometimes people just need to be bullied.
>>125904127
now now oldman
dont you have some dvd to promote
>>125904127
not sure if shitpost or just newfag.
>>125904461
fuck off triggered tumblrina
my mind wandas...
>>125902905
mu and to have the best memes
>>125904461
le shitpost xD
back to reddit
someone kill me before trannies take over the world
fw m_ is already dead again ;_;
>>125905759
i was wondering why i haven't been seeing him announce his stream going live lately
my mind wanders...
So what does Adrian do nowadays? I'm wondering if she left Cosmo because of the gender change or because he stopped being popular.
>>125905795
based FUCKING medievil-man
>>125906251
She lost interest in Cosmo for a year but stuck with him for the attention. Taylor had been coming over to "visit" for a while.
>>125906251
Works at Starbucks full-time.
The standard outcome of a degree in Women's Studies.
>>125905759
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll reply to you with a blog post.
>>125896514
What the fuck
>>125906570
i'm all blogged out man.
any% is dead
>>125906921
now that you aren't streaming anymore, will you be my own personal thread stream notifier?
>>125907056
um.. yes.
>>125896514
help i just contracted autism
>tfw you find out that based bjw is a guido
dreams crushed
>>125907050
any% is arbitrary
>>125907173
Don't quit again.
>>125897595
I thought wally would be cuter
snowfats is the best of a bad bunch
>>125907578
>de hippie spacing
>>125907408
all the categories are arbitrary
>>125907515
i never said i was.
slayer strea
>>125908009
are you ok??
>>125908107
slayer
of all the people in the speedrunning community i want slayer to kill himself the least
>>125908226
word
>>125893938
I haven't paid attention to speed running since early 2014 and what the fuck?
>>125908264
thanks for the late response!
>>125908264
Cosmo is now Narcissa Wright.
>>125908264
also we are all riding hoverboards now
>>125908475
who is we?
>>125908475
do your kicks tie themselves?
i bet they don't.
>>125908758
do your kicks flip?
you bet your ass they don't
r8 my 1:12 lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lSCZ8MPws
hi witwix
die witwix
>>125909369
at least post the real video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
his name is hitchix
im indifferent toward you, witwix
her name is witwissa...
>>125908264
Cosmo Wright has divided our once great hobby.
>>125909718
are you retarded
>>125899365
kill yourself you pie posting faggot
>>125909936
ooh ooh ah ah ah!
>>125909369
>that description
fuck off to reddit
what happened to cheese05
>>125910179
what
>>125910179
l2r faggot
>>125898501
>>125898576
>>125899183
why did you delete?
>>125910385
you need to update your memes by about 10 years, ch..
>>125893938
>>125911279
thanks for the late response!
>>125910570
give reddit boy 10 years and he'll be on track with us as we are today
What does srg think of my spicy new speed game?
>>125909396
>>125909492
>>125911891
kill yourselves you fucking degenerates
>>125912015
whens thug2 cronikeys
>>125912015
stream?
>>125912015
run a real speedgame like sm64 instead
Not a lot of love for likely the best record in speedrunning, but that doesn't diminish puncayshun's accomplishment I suppose. Sadly, it only strengthens the sad reality that the speedrunning community is dying. This record should be bringing us all holiday cheer across the gaming realm, but instead all we are going to get a few "dude nice"s, some "people still run that game?", and maybe a few of those passive aggressive tweets that seem to be all the rage in speedrunning nowadays.
But hey, people say libelous things about me on twitter all the time and I'm still hopeful for the future. All I want for Christmas is a a Speedrunning Renaissance, but the vibes I am getting from the real community (aka not /r/speedrun) are pretty much telling me that after GDQ a lot of people are pretty much done with speedrunning, or are at least making major cutbacks to the time they are putting into their speedgames. We could make speedrunning great again, we really could. Unfortunately, all anyone ever wants to do is either pretend nothing is wrong as the house burns down around them, or insult others without contributing any sort of solutions for our dying community.
Imagine a speedrunning community like the one that used to come together whenever a major record was broken. Imagine a speedrunning community like the one were people actually went to SRL to find new runners to watch instead of new runners to mock. Imagine a speedrunning community like the one were people used to tweet out thanks and congratulations rather than tweets of passive-aggressive insults just to look "cool" (also known by the majority as "autistic") in an attempt to fit in with others. /r/speedrun is a major player in the sea of negativity that is repealing the actual content creators away from speedrunning, and it needs to change its tune before it is too late. No one will be there to retweet your clever tweets about how dumb you think I am if not.
>>125912184
I learned sm64 in 2012 actually. It gets boring fast.
>>125912281
what's your time actually, I doubt you learnt shit
>>125912390
2:15 120
>>125912015
If you're gonna pick up a JRPG at least pick up a real one like Final Fantasy X
>>125912269
word
>>125912110
*ollies over u*
heh
>>125912269
who is we?
o[8^(|)
>>125912269
reddit downvotes this because it accurately paints them in a negative light, proving that they continue to be part of the problem....................................................
>>125912015
i picked it up for a little while but it's a little long for me. good game though.
( . Y . )
>>125912126
i only buy U S de A
>>125912464
Yeah that isn't a speedrun you cunt
the fuck happened to cosmo holy shit
>>125914105
idk
nice thread you fuckin
>>125914418
Fuck this attention whore he is killing speedrunning
>>125914418
he seems pretty happy, hope he is not dying inside.
>>125914418
spoiler that shit
>>125914105
cultural marxism
when is the burial for speedrunning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmKDmWZUR8
opinions on this speedrun?
>>125915459
You can't speedrun fighting games.
>>125915459
>Wii u games
not even once
>>125915456
can we bury the thread too?
>>125915459
end of the line
>>125915456
Next month at AGDQ 2016
>>125915646
who is we?
>>125915646
it's already buried itself underneath stream monsters and marathon shitters.
Is Mario Maker a good speedgame?
>>125916192
I'm not opening the thread for about a month during/after AGDQ, like I always do. I have a feeling I'll have no desire to come back next time.
>>125916470
Similarly, you'll have no desire to be speedrunning in 2016 either, just wait and see
>chibi dating a tumblrette who believes in circumcision bans
only a matter of time before he gets cucked and decides to switch genders desu
>>125916321
No it's a godawful speedgame
Your run is entirely at the mercy of luck and no amount of skill will ever get you a good time
>>125916527
Honestly, I hope I do.
>>125916654
She's also not White, Chibi is sick
>>125916850
*don't
>watch AGDQ 2013
>"wow look at all these interesting runs going on, this seems like such a fun community!"
>mfw seeing the shit going on now and the most recent GDQs
>>125916654
>chibi dating
Is such a thing even possible?
Are you sure this isn't some girl he just thinks he's dating in his own world?
So how much longer do you think beforeTriHexoffs himself?
>>125917097
why did you spoiler?
imagine dating chibi.
>>125917096
https://twitter.com/hyukedonafeelin/status/678065369031057408
>>125917189
no thanks
*goes back to speedrunning*
Imagine dating zfg1
>>125917097
Did he get inside that Alexis girl? If so, after she cucks him for a taller nigger
>>125893938
Holy shit senpai moonfane is in this tweet too
>>125917451
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>125917448
yashi...
>>125917290
>de generic tumblr OMG I JUST CANT DESU girl
>jewish nose
kill it
>>125917521
I didn't say nigger in a joking fashion. I'm a man of color myself. It's not funny
>>125917290
this is funny. is she not aware that this dude is notorious for being a clown? it's not even like he has any money either. this must be what true love looks like i guess??
>narcissa
