*tips* edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
Crosshair overlay: http://customdesktoplogo.wikidot.com
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/NxNj2Z9.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/aAE3SRgZ
>How to get good
Spray control: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847
Aim: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=137263564 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243702660
DM Servers: http://fragshack.esea.net/index.php?s=servers
Smokes and Flashes: http://www.thewarmup.net
First for gay for JZFB
Second for gay for get_right
third for super gay for lolz1e
4th 4 csgl bots not working
5th for straight white american male
>you will never be shox
I'm gonna neck myself
7th for m0E
why aren't you watching james ?
twitch . tv armshouse
you fuckers made it 50 posts early
>>125885238
>you will never be shox
yo steel, you browsin atm?
>>125885371
what do you want you shitter
top kek roflcopter
>>125885371
FUCKING DIRTY STEALING CHEATING JEWISH FUCKWIT.
NO ONE LIKES HIM AT ALL. EVERYONE LAUGHTS AT HIM BEHIND HIS JEWISH BACK
>>125885426
give me a knife
kebabrulle
>>125885371
he's setting up his apartment atm
>>125885426
carry me out of bronze faceit :o
>>125885583
its already set up. looks pretty nice too.
>tfw no place like steels
>lanvev på g
my sides
is shox drunk?
>>125885113
upvoting this
just imagine his tight butthole...
>>125885315
>not watching shoxie
>>125885698
No, just french.
>>125885664
nah he got boxes of shit and his bed to get done
how do i stop being bad?
>>125885757
became a cute trap
>james peaking and not playing the bomb
really nigga
>>125885426
carry me to your couch bed ;;;;;)
>>125885757
become my gf
>>125885703
tfw I'm literally hard as diamonds now
literally
hard as diamonds
I think I should send my dick to science because lolz1e made my cock hard as diamonds
>>125885757
lower res, lower sens, watch anime, stop masturbating, play with better players, watch a lot of pro games, be a smart person, don't do drugs, drink a lot of water, eat well, don't drink or smoke, exercise, don't be bad.
>>125885871
i'm already a cute trap, but i'm still bad at cs
>>125885924
>don't smoke
how do i rush bee
>want to play with friend
>he's rank 1 so we need to level it up because comp is the only good gamemode
>he's way worse than me so it takes super long to get him exp
>>125885935
>cute
>trap
pick fucking one
>>125885698
yeah, he's drinking vodka cranberry
>>125885924
desu i do all of these and im still a le shitter
help
I am literally better than 7/10 of these players.
>>125885935
Do you have a bf who gives you a daily diet of cum?
tfw lolzie isnt talking
>>125886140
shes mine FUCK OFF
>>125885913
why are swedish boys always so cute
>>125886246
I don't know we just are~
>>125886193
>she
*really.jpg*
james is so bad lol. I bet even sadokist is better
>>125886246
"thanks for the compliment" -Fnatic Flusha
>>125886306
wanna become my bf and exchange pics?
>>125886330
sadokist is like master guardian, not even joking. he's from CoD, remember?
>>125886140
y-yes
>>125886404
what kind of pics?
>>125886387
me on the right
>>125886387
>>125886387
uh, gotards?
>nearly 2016
>not playing Rainbow Six Siege
>>125886445
Weird, you should reach GE easily then.
>>125886387
>>125886387
>I will never experience this
CAN I JUST DIE ALREADY
this general is toxic cancer
I'm going to go boost shitters for money, cya losers
>>125886387
that's just sweden
>>125886474
anything we wantmostly lewds~
>>125886668
I wish
>>125886538
siege is dumb vegas was way better tbhfam
>tfw no rainbow six vegas 3
>>125886737
probably a good thing. 2 was worse than 1
>>125885757
Anime
Any trash players want to play with a scrub trash player? Need friends.
>>125886695
okay
>>125886874
rank
EU or na
>>125886874
EU/NA ?
Rank?
>>125886958
Na, was mg2 before rank reset. Just been playing casuals.
>>125887019
East or west
>>125887284
East
are these clowns going to lose to random swedes
>>125886904
id?
>>125887461
it's a secret
>>125887461
steamcommunity com/id/kerlisthekid
reminder our guy (HLTV's stich) is prevac global and is part of a team while reddit's guy (James) struggles for post vac global and has no team.
>>125887667
>James
>Reddits guy
FUCK
OFF
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REDDIT SCUM FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
do >we believe in the new look compLexity?
>>125887834
NA CS (twitch meme face)
>>125887834
More than the rest of NA meme teams anyway.
>>125887834
i hope, they´re all ugly and autistic while havin a masterfull aim and gamesense
theyre like fnatic
>>125884421
I believe the ranking lists in OP should be updated :^)
>DMG is average CS-player tier.
>>125887326
Ah fug
>>125888070
It is now :^)
>>125887667
fuck off reddit
>you will never be a 14 y/o fuccboi carrying getright and shox
>>125888124
>>125888227
Fucking elitist clique redditors, I hope you die in a fire.
>>125888201
He can literally get any cock right now. This is the birth of a new star.
>>125887834
if fRoD can shake off the cobwebs, maybe. all the other rosters coming out of the shuffle look pretty shitty so its anyones game
>>125888382
He could get any but will only get mine~
>be me and team paricipating in a nice event
>we can play vs the pros
>train 6 hours a week for the last 3 months
>guys who is this no-one?
>na nevermind we got this
>getting rekt by a 14 year old
>>125888407
post all new lineups
Okay I'm still pretty new (under 100 hours), can someone tell me the benefits of AUG and SG 553?
Like, I get that they have scopes, but what makes them different from M4/AK, in terms of numbers, sprays, etc.
Also which one of the two you guys prefer?
>>125888434
They are probably too hard to play right now.
>>125888470
scope is the benefit
JAMES WITH THE DEFUSE LMAO
>>125888470
more accurate, more expensive, different spray patters
that's pretty much it, don't bother just learn ak/m4 because that's what you'll get dropped/pick up from corpses
>>125888632
But going by that logic, enemies will be at a disadvantage if I die with it.
>yfw lolz1e has already been blacked
>>125888470
just always buy the m4 and ak dont question this
>>125888791
kill yourself
>>125888470
More expensive, scopes, easier to control spray
But as you'll always use M4 and AK anyway, it doesn't matter much
>Aztec is a balanced and enjoyable map
>Nobody-ever
whats a good next gen console game to play? should I get a hamburger or something else for lunch?
lolz1e is fucking good for a 14y old like wtf
will we see him in a future pro team?
btw whats his nationality?
>>125889094
aztec is balanced and enjoyable, you just need to know how to play it and noob strats wont work
omg lolz1e is so cute I'm melting
>>125889124
>be that good at cs
>be that cute
Obviously he's Swedish you dumbass
>>125889124
I hope not. I wouldnt wish a pro gaming future on any promising child. hopefully he has a much brighter future than that
>they aren't letting James go pee
>I have announcement, you and me are brothers.
Get_Right will never say this to you
>>125888434
I wanna get rekt by lolz1e :3
>james will never urinate on your face and into your mouth
>>125889527
>james will never urinate because they wont let him
Pala topped shorts in public.
No shoes in public
Pala is bare foot right now
I fucking hate the guy in the green sweater
>get_right being a real bro
LOLZ1E confirmed OUR GUY
GOING FULL SAVAGE
EZ
Z
>>125889945
>be good at cs
>be cute af
>be savage
>be 14 years old
I don't think we've ever had a guy be our guy more than lolz1e
>>125890164
pedophile
Does getting reported matter when you only play deathmatch?
It's all I can bother to play and quite a lot of retards get really butthurt
>>125890164
>weak jaw'd, massive bulbous nose, blonde hilter youth cut
kys anime faggot
this is the most fun i've had watching an event since 2013
>>125890418
signed...
you can also see how much fun everyone have
truly an early gift of christmas
>>125890387
>being against hitler youth cuts
Hello, jew.
>>125890418
I also really enjoyed IEM during summer because of its nontypical structure, up until NV vs TSM finals shitfest.
We need more events with gimmicks between normal events, seriously.
>>125888307
lol u mad bro
What is everyone watching?
>>125890903
gay sex with hats on
>>125890903
most fun event this whole year!
>want to play
>no friends online
>don't want to play with mm shitters
>>125891028
no bully
only honest answers
>>125890903
m0e aka our guy
>>125889945
WHAT DID HE SAY?
>>125890903
a cute 14 year old buy wrecking names like GT and Shox
every once in a while i get pick related and it forces me to verify cache and is obviously exteremely annoying as it means you can't play a third of the fucking game just because fuck you
how do I prevent this shit from happening?
>>125891097
im serious, not even memeing
its not even that bad, good production
>>125891418
its a hdd hardware fault or an issue with your os
>>125891418
full reinstall nigger
HenryG confirmed for our guy.
>>125891418
>hiding rank
t. silver
>>125891569
i hid it because it has nothing to do with the issue at hand
>>125891629
I'm not helping silvers, fuck off tb.h
>>125891629
t. silver barbosa
>>125891569
>>125891704
>being a bully
>>125891718
>>125891704
>>125891629
>>125891569
>>125891629
post your rank or I wont help you
>>125891814
lol might as well be silver you fucking shitter
>>125891814
>Recruit
fuck off
>>125891814
>not posting rws
hello silver
>>125891921
lmao fuck off amerifat
>>125891918
>service medal
quality general desu, one guy actually helped in any way and the rest is shitposting
>>125891814
t. boosted silver
>>125892049
Go ask reddit for help then.
>he didn't play in a major final
lmao silver
what did I miss what did lolz1e do? :3
![6AZco6e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6wXBtjm.jpg "6AZco6e[1].jpg")
Blue Steel is literally the best skin ever
>m0e so mad he's literally throwing things
top keke m8
>Pala casting
We are gonna have a bad time.
>>125892206
recking a good bunch of tier 2-3 teams as a14 year old and top fragging infront of maikelele, shoyxxie and get right
>>125892049
t. silver redditor
do you think steel drives around toronto at night in his subaru while listing to the "Drive" Soundtrack?
>>125892341
you own this one anon?
>you will never be lolz1e
why the fuck am I alive?
>>125892581
i think he'll kill himself eventually
he looks dead inside these days
>>125892341
senpai i play on a toaster, it looks bad on the most popular graphics settings
>m0e's fat little brother is better than he is
>>125892581
Didn't he buy a BMW Ultimate Driving Machine? Is he a Supreme Gentleman?
>>125892712
i´ve never thought that moe could be somewhere near good...
why was he so good vs EnvyS`?
>>125892657soon
Just got re ranked.... Nova master. Looks like I'm never getting out of this hell.
oh god who let this happen?
>Do you think people can't hear it when you's nigger like that?
What did Pala mean by that?
Liquid Hiko, Dazed/steel, nitr0, koosta, Elige
C9 swag, n0thing, Skadoodle, shroud, tarik
I feel like these teams could happen after January. Would they be good for NA?
>tfw so high mmr i still get 10 global games
>>125892791
subaru wrx
>>125893708
dazed, steel and swag aren't getting unbanned.
>Fun event
>Twitch chat complaining about the casters having fun
>>125893962
>just listening to audio
>funniest thing ever
![d30f5f4e72642af88958af7fee27c461[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8NxZ6RS.png "d30f5f4e72642af88958af7fee27c461[1].png")
>>125893708
did you see steels tweet?
>>125893849
>falling for the subaru meme
>not even STi
>probably fucking automatic
heh
>>125893895
They are, Valve aren't heartless assholes that think they haven't learned their lesson after an entire year of watching their favorite game from the sidelines.
My god, i fucking love this event
>that anti-eco
organisming
>>125894289
it's really nice
when does it end?
This is a literal real life shitposting.
>>125894360
Hopefully not before i finished this sixpack of Augustiner Bräu
any one drinking here?
>>125893962
who is this angel?
B U L L Y P A L A
>>125894545
drinking tea :3
>>125894827
drinking diet cola :s
>>125894545
Gonna buy a vodka or something
>>125894545
augustiner is a solid choice. cheers!
not drinking any beer today, still a bit hungover from yesterday. i'm enjoying a lovely darjeeling tea tho.
these casters are trying so hard
>Global smurf
>lose rank because don't play
>play again now after rank update
>stomp
>LEM
>>125895616
Good luck getting it back now that Valve made ranking up harder lol
>>125895616
>believing you deserved that global
you're no better than reddit famfam
>>125895616
>global
>don't derank because I'm not a welfare rank faggot
>still global
>don't come to /csgog/ and reddit and complain about losing my free rank shit that I didn't deserve
>turkish plays
Is Lolzie the ONE to challenge Hiko as #1 baiter? He has been in so many frag movie/clutch situations.
Who /lolz1e/ here
im going to fully bandwagon
>>125895832
my main is global faggot
Ok guys ever since I ran out of items in my returns on csgolounge I've tried placing a bet, but so far I havent been successful. It cant be this bad, right? It's been a couple of days now but I still havent been able to place a bet.
>>125896175
everyone desu
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>shoot
>miss
my favourite meme
>Spray_Right
That was the best spray control I've ever seen, and I'm fucking LE
how do _we_ make nip great again
>>125896804
-friberg
-xizt
Clone get_right and forest.
Add pronax.
I can't watch this anymore senpai
these brits are so shit
Someone please play with me na useast novamaster
/kerlisthekid
>>125897010
>jealous of the BBC
>>125896950
>2 GTR's
>One team
This would be death for CSGO
Guys...
I really really want to have sex with lolz1e
is mge a good rank
>Go to Pansy's Twitter
>shitposting
>memes
>getting drunk and being fat
No wonder she's our girl
>>125897767
why
FAMAS is actually so fucking trash on 64 tick
>when your friend gets vac banned as you're playing with him while in voice chat
>all those excuses and "dindu nufin"'s coming out of him
>>125897896
because we're all globals here
>>125897896
it's slightly above average, how could that be good?
Will the rank changes uprank my upsmurf or downrank my downupsmurf
>>125897947
happened to a friend of mine once
in the end it came out
that he was playing on some shitty sever with a virus
in the html window taking iover his session and looted
all his skins while infecting his account with
the so named virus
email from valve was proof enough and he got un--vaced
Anyone know when new operation will be released est?
>>125898480
THIS FRIDAY
HOT
HOT
HOT
>>125898261
he's also typing a letter to steam support right now, so we'll see i suppose
.. i mean he does have a history of cheating, even got a VAC on one of my accounts because I was kind enough to family share him RUST
no more page 9 boys
>>125900334
hmm
>>125900334
thanks senpai
>take a break from cs for a week
>start playing again yesterday
>pretty much missing every shot, spray control is poor
>arm hurts after a dm game
What the fuck is happening to me
>>125900742
okay~
>>125901008
when I take a break for that amount of time I usually do pretty fucking well , and then I'm back to being shit
What's avg rank? I'd say DMG.
>>125901186
SMFC
>>125901186
it's slowly shifting back towards GN4 according to valve
who knows how long it will take tho
I was LE and then went inactive since the end of summer and I lost my rank
Now I'm afraid to win a competitive game since I might drop from LE?
>>125901354
who the fuck cares
LE is trash rank anyway it's not like it matters if you turn out to be DMG or MGE
How do I reach GTR levels of spray control?
the R8 is worthless as fuck
what was the point of this weapon again
>>125901354
your hidden score doesn't change, just your graphical rank. There's nothing you can do, literally.
Don't worry about ranks so much.
>>125901501
play for 15 fucking years
>>125901106
fuck it im going to enjoy xmas without cs
Is there any way to manually report someone for cheating on faceit? Just played with a guy on my team who was obviously toggling hacks on and off throughout the game. Tracking people through smokes with an awp, prefiring angles where he fucks up and the person is behind a wall close to the angle and he shoots at the wall headshot instead of the actual spot and stuff. Watching the demo now.
Checked his account and he has an alt account banned less than a month ago, which pretty much seals the deal that he's for sure cheating.
>>125902165
>Is there any way to manually report someone for cheating on faceit?
yes
hey csgog
post gameplay webms
>>125902672
>>125902672
Would post some epic webms of the cheater if i knew how to make them
Lozie is such a cutie oh my god I want to cuddle with him and kiss his cheeks
>>125902669
are you the same burgerguy from yesterday?
>>125902793
To my knowledge i am the onlyburger poster
>>125902761
gay af
>>125902737
that's one spicy ass webm
