Christmas Train Edition
>Whats New:
Lunara released
Patch notes: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19981657
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Previously on /hotsg/: >>125710071
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
first for
>THE HUNT IS ON
he-hey man
>>125814507
MaybeNEVER_______
He-Hey man!
>>125814746
>>125814760
This is Jimmy
I play on EU. Every time I lose the game someone writes something in russian.
It happens so often I'm starting to memorize it.
One day I will put the pieces of the puzzle together and understand what you were trying to say after these thousainds of losses, russian teammate.
Stukov when?
Mengst when?
Baal when?
Mephisto when?
Have you accepted a superior life form into your heart yet?
>>125815132
Pic unrelated?
>>125815132
Our time has come
>>125815020
In soviet russia, good game have YOU.
>>125815132
Yeah but why did you post that chump?
>>125815034
>We will never get Doomsday.
>>125815287
>>125815354
>Living in the past.
I see you are still in early stages of evolution.
>>125814421
chen is a bruiser, he can't peel for fragile heroes the way a tank should
>>125815725
I agree he's more of a diving tank, but at level 26 he can peel pretty good. If his dive kick worked like it was supposed to he'd be a lot better at it.
Is this the improved matchmaking experience I kept hearing about?
>>125815725
Chen and Tyrael just have completely different roles. While they're both pretty good at diving, Chen is no doubt better at it, and while Chen can peel, Tyrael is no doubt better at that, especially with sanc.
>>125816035
Damn it not 26, 16 when he gets Pressure Point.
Should Blizzard divide the Warrior role into Bruiser and Warrior/Guardian?
I feel like there needs to be sub-roles established.
>>125816045
the rule is
IF Support on one team, there must be a Support on the other team
If Warrior on one team, there must be a Warrior on the other team
those are the only 2 rules, beyond the usual MMR shit
it has nothing to do with how many assassins or specialists there are on either team
>>125816239
Hots logs now puts heroes in more accurate roles
>>125816045
All it did was make it so every team should have a healer and a warrior. Or neither. I do feel bad for you guys for having a Lunara though.
>>125815132
Yes.
>>125816718
Amon's slut is anything but Superior.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4CThiEA.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>125815551
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how dead you are.
BHB is a fun and interactive map where games are almost never almost constantly lost by the time the game rolls around to the 3rd minute
If not for me having a stimpack I'd just leave the game every time we fell a level behind during the early game
seriously not worth the effort
>>125816937
o__o
>>125816896
Go get drunk in a bar over your waifu turning into Jean Grey instead of doing the right thing and leading your people to a glorious golden age.
>>125816896
SPOILERS
>>125817220He doesn't die.
>improved matchmaking
>>125817291
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>125817074
yeah they managed to stay ahead and because they had butcher and we didn't their azmo got free way to hard shove everything while I had to be careful
map is just a shit unintuitive mess that discourages actually playing the game as intended in favour of just completely ignoring it and playing it like a PvE game
>>125816896
>no Purity of Form
>no Purity of Essence
why do Terrans even exist?
Anyone know if the matchmaker changes apply to QM as well? I've played about 16 games since the patch and haven't had a single good match. I've only won three games, and even when I do win it's just one-sided. Every game, the losing team manages to destroy at most one fort. I used to have a pretty 50/50 win rate before, now my MMR has tanked 200 points in less than a week.
>>125817316
>Both teams have a support and a warrior.
It's working as intended. They said they were working on something separate for special heroes like Aba and Cho'Gall so that they wouldn't appear on a team that would completely destroy them.
>>125816896
I can dig that
Lunara is so op that people are begging for nerfs a few days after release. Why is she the strongest hero in the game by far?
>>125817351He's really bad ass in it actually.
>>125817583
>The one thing that could keep her alive might get nerfed.
>>125817442
Pretty sure the only change so far is that both teams are supposed to have a warrior.
>>125817583
>nerf the only thing that stops her from being free Nova GP stacks and Kael'thas kills
>>125817583
never forget that dustin actually responds to these people
>>125817387
>he thinks being literalxel'naga spermis an accomplishment
>>125817891
I'd rather him respond to everybody then nobody. For as much stupid shit he says the shit he has to deal with is much worse.
>>125814229
>Alexstrasza when?
>Shandris when?
>Kel'thuzad when?
>Cairne when?
>Maraad when?
>Garrosh when?
>Zul'jin when?
>Dehaka when?Bolvar when?
>>125818027
I like that you threw in one Starcraft hero just so it wouldn't be only Warcraft heroes. Nice.
>>125818153
Heroes of the World of Warcraft
>>125818153
>3 Diablo games
>2 Starcraft games
>12 Warcraft games + books + comics + a movie
>waaah waaaah why are there so many warcraft heroes
>>125818841
Counting expansions as games is cheating anon
>>125818990
he didn't even count diablo or sc expansions for some reason
>>125818990
There's more content in one WoW expansion than there is in all the other games on that list combined, with the possible exception of SC multiplayer in Korea.
>>125816896
Why is Jimmy so smug all the time? He got a drinking problem, probably hasn't been laid in years and his life consists of getting fucked by the universe day after day
>>125818841
You didn't even count all the extra shit Diablo and Starcraft had which include books and comics as well. As well as expansions.
>>125819224
o lol
>>125819224
>Nothing but bitching about Expansions since Wrath and even that I've heard people bitch about.
>All of a sudden they are golden games.
Bets?
>>125819738
I would be happy if I had my own personal luxury Battle Cruiser to fuck around on.
>>125819224
Except some of those expansions he included weren't even WoW such as warcraft 2 expansion and Frozen Throne, so even if you defended all the WoW expansions hes still cheating.I cant dig that
more warcarft less other shit plz
>>125820068
blue smashes red, they have no answer for cho gall, let alone cho gall + medic
>>125820068
blue by a mile
>>125819976
>Actually listening to bronzies bitching about things they cant begin to comprehend
Dustin that you?
>>125817583
>>125820068
Red.
>>125820068
>Cho'Gall vs Lunara.
I'm saying blue if you can protect Medic. Her healing on Cho'Gall insane. The only diving person you have to worry about is Muradin.
>playing quick match as butcher
>butcher on the enemy team
>walk up and charge him for shits
>he charges me at the same time
>BRACE FOR IMPACT
>I get stunned but he doesn't
Nice game blizztards
>>125820349
He charged second. So when you hit he was Unstoppable. You weren't.
![bronze[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aPDBtNA.png "bronze[1].png")
>>125820349
>Make a bad play
>Blame your team or the game
>Looking at Dustin's twitter.
>Someone brings up how underwhelming lvl 20 character rewards are and he says he agrees.
You guys ready for Ultimate Master Skins.
>>125818153
No I just listed the ones I wanted sperg.
Go jack off to some more lili porn faggot.The only diablo and sc characters that matter are already in the game.
>>125820864
>No Baal, Andariel, Blood Raven, Duriel, Mephisto, Imperius, Deckard Cain,
>No Horace Warfield, Karax, Alarak, Tosh, Selendis. Duran, Stukov, Fenix, Overmind.
>>125820864
Cain isn't in the game though
>>125821152
>Blood Raven will never be added as a ranged warrior
>we will never have a female archer for every class
>>125821152
>overmind
I really dont care if hes in though he would basically be another Abathur.
>>125821152
I guess with lunara there's no chance of andariel...
>no spider titties
sad day
>>125820626
It was a level one encounter, it didn't really affect anything
I just thought it was funny because it's illogical
>>125821832
>He doesn't want him to send overlords out for vision across the map.
>He doesn't want him to spawn drones that can build buildings and spawn creatures or defenses.
>>125822080
>>He doesn't want him to send overlords out for vision across the map.
vision is useless he should have vault instead
>>125822080
makes no sense as a hero desu
>>125822186
>Still defending wisp.
How about this. We take owl away from Tyrande and give her wisp instead.
>>125820452
That doesn't really make any sense. Unstoppable wears off when you reach your destination or the time runs out. We both reached our destination at the same time (as we were both charging eachother and thus logically came into range for the stun at the exact same time, if you ever visited school you may remember "two points always have the exact same distance from eachother") it should've either preferably stunned both or stunned neither
It's not like it's a huge issue but it's kind of a beginner coding/logic mistake.
![award-bronze-300x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ron88KD.jpg "award-bronze-300x300[1].jpg")
>>125822062
>because it's illogical
>Still refusing to learn
>>125822304
It's how every thing unstoppable works. The second one works because the first one reaches it's destination first.
>>125822448
>It's how every thing unstoppable works
Such as?
>The second one works because the first one reaches it's destination first.
Ok so
Point A moves towards point B, point B being the destination for point A.
Meanwhile, point B moves towards point B. Point A being the destination for point B.
Which one reaches its destination first?
If I remember correctly, that's fourth grade
>>125822619
>Meanwhile, point B moves towards point B.
Point B moves towards point A*
little typo there
>>125816937
>come for the memes, stay for the bronzeblogs
>>125822619
It's like hit trading in most fighting games one move takes priority. Unstoppable doesn't always mean Unstoppable in this game.
Zagara's Maw or Zeratul's VP will stop something that's unstoppable. Meanwhile something that's Unstoppable will break Butcher's Chain or ETC's Mosh. Games just got some weird shit.
>>125820068
Blue won, the medic kept forgetting to heal people though and would just stand there looking really dumb.
The Cho was talking shit all the time but that's to be expected from polish players.
The legend of the Lunara shitter is true though.
Leoric wrecks Lunaras that don't pick the jump so hardMan robo-goblin gaz is frustrating.
>>125823276
>32 minute game
>200k siege damage gazlowe
sure is rank 35 in here
>>125816937
Fights happen at the turn in point mainly. I rarely have any pve only on this map. Except when I'm Illidan and PvE all day.
>>125823347
I'm doing my placement series.
So far my experience is "The first pick gets Lunara and his team loses horribly"
>>125823347
What? I pick robo-gaz at rank 1 just because this game has become hollow for me. The last couple of new releases are so underwhelming nothing but picking janky picks is fun anymore. Sure I can pick Kael every game and pretty much get a 50%+ win rate but where's the fun in that? Plus if Gazlowe is getting buffed I want to git gud at him.
>>125823347
Also does 200k siege damage gazlowe at 32 minutes mean he did good or bad?
>>125815132
Artanis campaign skin when? I want two different colour blades.
How do I get good with Zeratul?
I can play just fine with Nova(inb4 >implying) but I just feel like I'm never doing enough with Zera
>>125823623
Robo goblin
>>125816363
That doesn't help when you get the shitter saying "akshully Sonya IS a good solo warrior it SEZ so right there :^)"
>>125824024
master skin should have it.
Also imagine artanis with campaing skills, or the more op spear of adun powers
stop time and call down robofenix when
>>125817316
That is the best team comp for cho gall. Medic Sonya chogall and either Raynor or lunara. Its awesome
>>125823054
>It's like hit trading in most fighting games one move takes priority.
Yes, but these have actual priorities. By design.
>Zagara's Maw or Zeratul's VP will stop something that's unstoppable.
That's a mechanic and has nothing to do with what I'm describing
>Meanwhile something that's Unstoppable will break Butcher's Chain or ETC's Mosh.
Also a mechanic. Butcher's Chain is just a movement effect like a knockback, mosh is just a stun.
These things have nothing to do with two butchers charging eachother as that stun is blocked by unstoppable. So either they both get stunned as two points always have the same distance from eachother or neither get stunned if unstoppable doesn't wear off before the stun lands.
It's absolutely impossible for one butcher to reach the other first as they're both moving towards eachother and always have the same distance to eachother. Basic math mate
>>125824224
Yea. that's what disappointed me most about artanis. He had awesome campaign skills that could have been his kit. Instead he has blade dash and some gay prism he throws. His trait should have been a permanent shield and he can refill it. Regens slowly out of combat
>>125824773
Maybe fenix will get something like thatIf they don't make him a dragoon
>brand new matchmaking system to provide our players with more balanced and pleasant experience!
xD
>>125824548
Actually the unstoppable effect stops right at the end of butchers charge before he hits his target. You can time your charge as butcher is charging you so yours is just starting up and is unstoppable as he is lunging and you will stun him and not be stunned
>Play with CommanderBronze
>Lose
>He leaves
>We win by a landslide
H M M
M
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>>125824947
The new rules only change that if you don't have warrios your oponent won't have em either. same for healers
>>125824947
Both teams have a warrior and support. That was the only change this patch. They mentioned it was only in Phase 1.
next post decides what i instalock in HL
>>125824824He could just be the original warrior he was before he died
>>125824824
His name better not be talandar
>>125825239
Yep, i mean he will eventually get in, it's a fan favorite. The team already had an idea of how to implement him as a zealot, but artanis took the spot, we shall get answers about him on agust 2016 in a con or something
>>125825383
The only thing they mentioned about him was not wanting to use him because he'd have to have a resurrect ability and they just released Leoric and they didn't want to many characters with that.
>tfw people still pick thrall despite the bugs
>>125825163
>>125825168
really? then what was all the new matchmaking hype about if its just adding one extra rule? I thought they would look into more indepth stuff like matching lunara as solo assassin vs chogall isnt very smart idea
>>125825629
>going windfury build
ayy lmao
>>125825629
His only bug is Grace of Air which isn't necessary with the good build anyways.
>>125825672
They should just make QM all pick with a 30s timer
What's up with all the master skin novas at rank 35?
>>125825569
>>125825383
>ressurect
>Dies as a zealot changes into a dragoon
>Dies as dragoon gets the purifier fenix
>Dies as Purifier gets turned back into zealot
Wonky Fenix Lore tactics inbound
>>125825191
Gazlowe
>>125824975
I guess that's a fair point, but it's definitely not what happened. We were both charging at eachother for a fair distance. If unstoppable wears off before the stun hits, that would mean both should've been stunned.
>>125825672
They are. This is phase 1 of the change. They made a giant post detailing the different phases they are going to go through with match making to make sure it's working as intended.
One of the changes they mentioned coming is that heroes like Cho'Gall, Nova, Abathur won't be placed on teams that completely fuck the team.
>>125825816
would be wonky and fun, why not.
also what dustin "me no smart" said
http://prntscr.com/9fwpub
>>125825982
Ok ty based anon, glad to hear there is still hope
>>125825984
I always find this shit funny
you just took a screenshot with a third party program even though the functionality is native to windows
then you (or the program) uploaded it to a website, even though we're on an imageboard
>>125825974
Well it does take about a second to start up when he clangs his carver and meat hook together
>>125826115
My pc sucks balls so when i go to select a file it lags, this is faster
also the programs uploads by itself, pretty handy to take vidya screenies.
>>125826219
That's just the initial casttime, He doesn't start moving during that.
That reminds me though, the butcher has to be the hero with the longest casttimes. He feels so clunky to play
post your hero collection and be judged accordingly.
>>125826487
waifu shitter
>>125826487
guess my MMR
>>125826436
That's what I mean, you could have already been moving while the other butcher was starting up
>>125826632
Well you play Falstad and Chen so you have great taste. Now if only you'd play Artanis.
>>125826487
Shore Thang Armchair General
>>125826632
daym
>>125826995
I respect both of your Chen plays you do it so others don't have to.
>>125824052
AA build. Marksman, Berserk, Searing attacks, Shadow Assault. He is very hard to play properly now since his nerf.
>>125826487
>ywn fuck the Martillo
>tanks that don't peel
eueughh
Bets?I honestly don't know anymore
>>125827761
>Karazhim that's the only support and takes DPS talents
>>125827947
red counters cho gall hard and hammer is useless here
if red doesn't win, they're a bunch of retards
>>125827947
Red
>>125827947
Warrior and Support. That was the only change.
>>125828261
My bad your bitching about how shitty the draft was. They don't have a healer. You should win.
>>125827973
>Leoric treats deaths like a Murky would.
>>125828253
muh nigga
>>125826487
am I the only autist with a level 20 hero here?
>>125828583
It's Raynor, that doesn't count.
>>125828583
>Last night saw a master skin sylv in versus A.I.
>Her sylv was level 20 and all she ever played was A.I. games.
only had 3 HL games played and 5 QM.
You are far from an autist anon.
>>125827973
>kharazim taking DPS talents in any context
>>125828478
>tell Leoric to stop dying much
>"shut up noob that's the whole point of the hero"
>>125826928
>so you have great taste. Now if only you'd play Artanis.
?
Illidan needs a buff or I'm quitting.
>>125828891
>>125828536
>>125827469
>>125826632
Nice taste, but you guys thing that Gazlowe is a bad hero?
>MMR and Rank
>In a game where one terrible person can lose the game for you
>This somehow says something about you as a palyer
what happens if you earn a stimpack and you already have one active?
>>125829118
ONLY CONSTANT
N
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Y
>>125829145
You're fucking banned hacker
>>125829029
He actually does. Hes' in a pretty shit state right now.
>>125829145
Cumulative.
>>125829102
>>125828859
The meme is real.
>>125829118
https://heroesmodelling.wordpress.com/2015/09/27/how-should-individual-mmrs-be-combined-into-a-team-rating/
You are the only constant.
>>125828891
>So many Chen's and Falstad's in this thread.
I'd have never guessed.
>>125828801
Nothing wrong with a game vs AI here and then to hone your skills
>>125828242
>>125828261
I don't think Hammer showed up to a single altar. Cho came to one or two.
>>125828397
Wasn't me bitching. I was busy losing.
And yes, we should have.ONLY CONSTANT
>>125829182
>>125829326
Yeah, because I'm the Zeratul spending the entire game hunting Abathur without ever killing him, and trying to ambush people as they're with their Support, or maybe I'm the Leoric who walks into a fight and never uses his E to pull out, ever, so I spend more time dead than alive.
>>125824947
what the fuck are you even complaining about? xD
>>125825672
how hard is it to understand it's quick match they don't want to dictate meta? a meta that doesn't matter for most of the player base's skill level. meta that doesn't matter when a lot people are just fucking off or are playing new characters and can't execute.
>>125826106
there really isn't because putting character's into boxes just leads to balancing changes like the tyrande/tassadar buffs, where people want a prototypical character to play. everything gradually becomes a couple re-skins with different animations doing roughly the same thing every game.
>>125829559
the first step is admitting you have a problem
>>125826487
Working on Master Skins for Chen and Artanis.
>>125829559
>cherry picking and confirmation bias
Everybody has shitty games. Toughen the fuck up and learn to deal with them. If you're good you'll climb, if you're bad you'll stay in the shit leagues forever.
>>125829479
>Completely shut out.
I think that's the first time I'v seen that.
>>125826487
Get memed
>>125829652
I'd have to agree with him.
All it takes is one guy who refuses to adapt to the team's playstyle.
>>125829816
>Lvl 10 Gall
>Lvl 10 Abathur
>Filename
Well memed m80
>>125829801
Yeah, same here.
Aside from the first couple of altars, me and Lunara were literally the only people on the team that even tried to play the objective.
>>125829816
Needs Gazlowe.
>>125830186
Fuck Glazgow.
Everyone post your loner boner page 4 guys
>>125829091
I'd say Gaz is a great hero who's undervalued.
He can build for siege or he can build for teamfights.
The key is to know what you can do as a gaz and what your gaz can do if he's on your team.
I've killed so many scrubs who thought I was an easy kill and didn't notice my turrets were wrecking and slowing them before it was too late.
Rate me, I know I'm late.
Well, sometimes you win, sometimes you get gaz and lulnara on your team.
>>125830356
>tfw light abandons you
>>125830356
>TLV no surprise there.
>mfw I was sick and couldn't play Artanis free week.
>>125828253
>>125827469
>>125826632
Ayyhayy, buddies. How's it goin'?
>>125830781
Welp the boss of ratchet be here bois
>>125830781
>>125830356
Well i think the same about your kind.
>>125826487
waifu/10
>>125826632
I'm hoping 3k. Most shitters don't get Uther to lvl 10.
>>125830356
>>125829091
He can be good in lots of situations, but he can also be really really shitty and useless in many.
Especially against ranged heroes he has a hard time, and I don't just mean the ones that ourange his turrets and can kill them safely.
It's always fun when people chase you into turrets to bully you out of lane and you just turn around and smack them in the face and they either back off and heal or die. Most people aren't aware that 3+ turrets on a single target do pretty substantial DPS.
>>125831113
I'm actually hovering around 2950-3050 MMR, good guess
>>125831180
i regret buying her, everything about her feels so shit, there hasnt been a case where i didnt think "fuck i wish i picked raynor/valla"
>>125831843
Every lunara I play against or with does this thing where they rub up on the enemy team to harass them and the entirely enemy team just turns and swallows them
Then again, that's the case with every new hero who doesn't have any escapes.
Try to get gud with TLV in QM. People rage at you for keeping them still for too long. I still have a high win rate with them even though I dunno what the fuck I'm doing with them all the time. It gets me titled when people ping spam when I keep them still for more than 1 seconded its fucking annoying.
>>125831843
I have every hero so I always have enough gold to buy the new hero. I don't know how much I'll play her but I also don't remember the last time I played Malf or others in the cast either.
>>125832159
Just say ur body soaking
>>125832159
A lot of the time especially in the beginning they should just be hiding in bushes and soaking.
>>125832159
People think you're bad at micro if you don't move them around every second
Just ignore them, make sure you stay in XP range when soaking and make sure you have each lane hotkeyd so you can switch between them and help out/flee where you need, much like playing abathur
>>125832119
Every Lunara I've seen has played her like shit. They are constantly hitting the same target even past 3, they stand fucking still like retards, they chase and get killed
Lunara must not chase, she must rotate targets, and she needs to be moving
good luck with this games player base
>>125832780
I feel like the way to get the most out of her is the way Foerest plays her and concentrates more on the slowing aspects of her then the damage.
>>125832960
Foerest sucks with her badly
>>125832159
Vikings ping help at themselves when they take damage. You sure that's not what you think your teammates ping spamming you?
>>125833059
I'm not saying he's good, I just said I think he has the right idea. She doesn't have the greatest range and so going the AA damage route is a little risky.
It's either that or building up her Q I think and that just makes her feel like a shitty Kael.
QM MMR 2200
HL MMR 1700
Rank 27
Is there no escape from this hell?
Or must I grind till I can grind no more?
>HL
>some autist on sonya doesnt participate in a single teamfight, he just kills merc camps and tries to solo bosses
>when questioned about his "strategy" he replies "report me, 4x report pls"
what the heck
>>125834206
MMR isn't about grinding, it's about skill
and no, your teammates aren't the issue. Everyone at low MMR thinks his teammates are the reason he's stuck there. All the 4 players you're playing with think that.
>>125834206
>QM 2900
>HL 2000
i feel like i descend into some retard-ghetto when queueing for HL
>>125834512
I'm mainly complaining about how great a QM can feel compared to how shit a HL game can feel.
Imagine going from fun platinum level games to toxic shit silver games.
Which I'm apparently stuck with so that's fun.
Man I thought this game was going to be
>improved matchmaking.
Might have been dumpsterfire league though.
>>125835547
>24 death Diablo
>19 death Leoric
Maximizing that Trait potential.
>>125835547
yea enemy team had really bad matchup, no wonder you won
>>125835630
it is KAD instead of KDA now
>>125835630
when will people be tired of this meme
>>125835759when other people stop falling for it
>>125834512
MMR is about mainly grinding and skill if you're 1k MMR for example and want to get to 2.5K MMR after a substantial amount of games.
>>125826487
Lunara is a shit.
>>125836897
or maybe, just maybeyou are a shit
>>125836159
No, it's not. The lower your MMR, the higher your potential MMR gain per game.
Getting from 3k to 4k is atleast 100 won games in a row. Getting from 1k to 2k is about 15.
If you don't win them, you're in the right skill level
>>125837110
no he is right
Lunara is infact shit, she dies to literally any kind of CC.
Of course she has high over all damage, she's a dot hero. That doesn't make her good.
>>125837426
The worst thing about her is that you have to spread the dot around to be useful and slow them all, but then your team severaly lacks focus damage.
could someone post how commander raynor looks on a vulture
>>125836897
>6 deaths vs ai
Senjinn??
>>125836897
I think it's a little of both here. She's clearly shit, but you are facing the AI. What the hell.
>>125838407
Yes...Senjinn, ofc, who else?
>>125837212
People are getting 10 points per average games at 1k if they've played a substantial amount of games. 10x15 =/= 1000. You only get 100 point games when you first start.
>>125836897
Dying to A.I, 4Head.
>>125837330
he can be both right, and also shit himself
>>125840451
why would he want to shit himself?
>>125840667
based on his lunara play, he probably can't help it
if people really like assasins more than other roles, why are most of them so bad at it?
Every time: THIS.
Can you faggots learn how to play other fucking heroes? I'm getting tired of this fucking shit.
>>125841975
What is this image suppose to portray?
>>125841975
>>125842891
Is this ISIS?!
>people that never use their ults because they save them to chase after a teamfight or generally just wait for the best possible moment
In the game I had just now, the enemy team had a single piece of CC that could interrupt moshpit (zagaras maw). He used it twice. The entire game. It was a 21 minute game. Two moshpits.
There were countless 3 man moshpits with zagaras he could've gotten, I see that shit. He didn't take those. He always only used them if he could get 4 people, but by then it didn't matter anymore cause half our team is dead.
>enemy picks kt and jaina
>teammate picks brightwing
>lose
>>125843147
You're now realising that there's people who play this game that legitimately don't understand simple mechanics such as channel breaking.
>>125843606
Just polymorph them.
Just dodge the AOEs.
Just spread for chain bomb
>>125843685
slow ass winged lizard used polymorph on their tank while struggling to heal whoever gets focused by jaina + kt nukes, that is if he didnt die first because random tornado caught him
holy fuck
i cannot play this game on the weekend
i keep getting braindead egotistical morons on my teamand i'm not just talking about myself either
Holy shit video games.
>get countered to fuck in draft
>aba pick on dragon shire
>aba picks MONSTROSITY on Dragon Shire
>Murky doesn't take dream
>Raynor bitching at the team
>lose all game
>get a pick
>win
>>125845116
I'll fix your story.
>Pick Chen.
>Win.
>>125845116
>lose all game
>get a pick
>win
I kind of dislike that
games are so short in this game, so it's not like in dota where you'd be sitting out 50 minutes of a team dominating you
>>125845576
>>125847315
Thanks buddy.I played pretty bad though. Not much I could do and Muradin was on my ass the entire game.
>>125847605
What's the trick to using a barrel to seperate a target reliably?
Whenever I try to barrel someone into our team he just kind of clips next to the barrel and gets past me
>>125848020
luck.
the barrel is bugged to shit and has been for literally decades.
>>125848020
Barrel collision depends entirely on where the target collided with you on your hitbox. That means things like the model of the barrel and your velocities at the time mean absolutely nothing. Treat the barrel like a big circle and anyone you collide with gets pushed directly away from the center. This means if someone is just slightly off center when you hit them they're going to get pushed to the side a bit.
Honestly, you just have to go in as straight a line as possible once you've already caught someone. That's the easy part, though. The hard part is getting a good setup for a barrel.
>>125848020
The trick is to pick Panda Pals.
>>125848453
There's games where you can't get panda pals off or or others where you need to interrupt a channel
