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>News
- UPDATE INCOMING! Watch the trailer for the two new upcoming maps, Piranha Pit and Ancho-V Games!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVAS1FiXMw [Embed]
- 2.4.0 update will be available December 18th! Patch notes (JPN): https://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
- A server maitanence is set for December 17th from 4:50 PM to 6:00 PM PT: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/135350811664/weve-received-these-images-of-piranha-pit-and#notes
- Squid Sisters Concert announced for Japan on January 30th, 2016!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0rxB_G014
- Naughty or Nice? The 9th NA Splatfest has been announced!: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/134982905021/you-better-spray-ink-you-better-really-try-if
>FAQ
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>>125707203
>got rid of one embed but forgot the other
fuck
REMOVE DYNAMO THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING GOOD ON RIG SZ
sex with ancho-v
Callie a best!
Big
Booby
Woomy
I love Callie
>someone actually bothered to fix the OP
Nice
Cute squidboy takes refuge somewhere cozy to deal with his sorrowful feelings.
reminder that callie and marie are impure mutant supersquigs and should be erased along with octolings
accelerate shitposting to 100%
i wanna lick callies smooth armpits
![calamari__stage_1__by_neometalsonic360-d92dg3w[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/txS440n.png "calamari stage 1 by neometalsonic360-d92dg3w[1]")
>>125707663
>erased
Erased so that Calamari can reign over /ink/ as a singular being, right?
Does anyone else hate rig sz? It's fucking unbearable
>>125707884
CALAMARI PORN WHEN!
inklings confess their love by jetting at each other with ink and smashing their faces together
the more blood and blunt trauma the truer their love will be
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me (address below) with the following if you are interested:
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
Hosting Squads again!
NNID IAMUSORRY
All weapons/ranks welcome.
>>125708640
Cumming
Anyone else experiancing horrible frame issues? Or know how to fix it?
>>125708640
thank god
>>125708696
which map, or in general?
>>125709228
Seems to be mahi mahi mostly
>>125708640
request sent
>>125708410
scarth is gay.
>>125709657
-pool
>>125709657
Is that so?
>>125709657
-pool
>>125709657
And you aren't? It's 2015 people!!!
>>125709750
>>125709710
literally who
>>125710168
yes, literally who?
You guys dress for style or for performance?
Do you think the Octobrush Nouveau will be announced today, /ink/?
>>125710003
thought I was still on /pol/ for a second
>>125710168
selfposting neo-/ink/ faggot
Splatoon is a broken piece of shit.
>>125710263
Both.
>>125710280
No Beakons; no go.
Whats up with everyone disconnecting from the squad?
>>125709623
We are full sorry.
>>125710263
both, if you can't handle both, you need to step it up
So explain something to me. Why can't the splatling wind while in the air? Not to mention it should keep spraying after its charged until you take your finger off the trigger or run out of ink.
>>125710263
Abilities >All but I will roll offbrand if I like a specific piece of gear
>>125710280
I want the Octobrush Nouveau so bad but starting to think it'll be the last weapon released.
>>125710263
Style for TW
Performance for Ranked
>>125710553
it's a charger. it's a dumb restriction because chargers are an instakill and splatlings aren't, hopefully they separate them further in spla2n.
>>125710321
>>125710321
fuck off
I never self post
Who likes Black Ops 3?
>>125710263
I try to compromise between the two but will give preference to style.
>>125710263
Trying for both but depending on the weapon it can be hard. Really easy to dress cool and good for Octoshot.
>>125710842
-pool
SEX WITH BUM!
>It takes 400,000 gallons of ink to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
>>125709657
I sure hope so
>>125710464
Alright, I'll just do some normals for now then
Hey /ink/, sorry I wasn't here yesterday.
I love you.
couldn't resist making it
SHAAAUUUNNN!!!
>>125711831
>not being on /ink/ everyday
aahahha
very funny
But this will backfire very badly
>>125711992
-neo /ink/
Sex with________Bum!
>>125711893
that's good
>>125711992
DELETE THIS
>>125712935
-bum
>>125712935
Maybe if you post an instant invite...?
>>125713072
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
>>125707468
I agree
>>125713145
>>125713072
Posting the real one
https://discord.gg/0aFWUbEfjH08kRS7
>>125713210
Are there lessons on Squidsucking?
>>125713207
MY QUEEN!!!
IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PAINT THE FUCKING GROUND? HONEST QUESTION
YOU'RE USING A CUSTOM JET SQUELCHER, ONE OF THE ASIEST GUNS TO USE IN THE ENTIRE GAME. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING 4/4 WHEN OUTRANGE EVERYTHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>125714106
marie is a NERD
>>125713679
>jet squelcher
>easy
lol
where were you when discord killed /ink/
>>125715337
I wasin the discord
>>125715337
-pool
>>125715337
in the chat
>>125715337
It really did.
Now everyone is posting -pool
What's going on? I'm getting mostly english names in my lobbies.And it's glorious.
>>125715337
knee deep in it
Please don't die /ink/
>can't motivate myself to play splatoon
>>125715337
right here
>>125715809
GGs squad. My last game for today.
SQUADS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
it was bound to happen some day
mantis should nuke the discord for good
>everyone left the squad
ggs sorry about that loss
>>125716123
-pool
>>125716123
-pool
>>125716018
Can't play, sick.
>>125716123
-kat
I want to come on Tiabutt's tentacles!
Will you play this game when you get to be her age?
>>125716084
Eh don't worry I had not played a few days myself and did pretty shitty some games.
>>125716568
My mother wants to try playing the game, she's 55.
Boys > Girls
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dog > Cat
Slides > Coasters
Hotdogs > Marshmallows
Decepticons > Autobots
Science > Art
Planes > Cars
Pirates > Ninjas
Burgers > Pizza
Naughty > Nice
>>125713210
>(No Swearing)
>>125715964
>bum and sorry
But those are spaghettis anon
>>125716426
I don't just love you, I'm in love with you
>>125716568
>53 years old
>Team nice
Cute grandmas
>>125716701
Is your mom a MILF?
I thought we all agreed when we made this general that we wouldn't ruin it with namefagging.
>>125717220
>53
>grandma
ouch
Why not naughty and nice at the same time?
>>125717295
Except a lot of us now weren't here when the general was made. It's called neo-/ink/ for a reason.
>>125717295
i don't see any nametags, do you
>>125717305
>53
>not grandma
Let go of your Youth already, mom.
>>125717368
healthy squid bodies!
>>125717295
The dream of a good Splatoon general is dead. This is the future we chose.
>>125715964
Who made this, it looks really nice. Is it actually supposed to be me and Bum?
Tempted to change to spaghetti now.
>>125717225She looks good for her age compared to other women I've seen of the same age
>>125717391
>not calling it /ink/ Deco
>>125717610https://twitter.com/yamagaras
And no. its not either of you.
>>125717523
I prefer Octopuses!
>>125717368
We need more art like this instead of lolitrash. More SquidMILFs too while we're at it.
Why can I play gay old turf war without any connection issues but as soon as I load up ranked I get kicked out. SHIT AIN'T RIGHT
>posting for the sake of keeping the precious, fragile newborn baby that is ink alive
>>125717547
Wait are those discord links real? All this time i ignored them cause I thought people were just shitposting.
>>125717679
>not calling it /ink/ Nouveau
>>125717873
Marie > Callie
>>125717949
They are real, my friend
>>125717798
>not liking all of it
>>125718104
What in the goddamn?
>>125718006
Is it a mic chat or just text chat?
I havent had a mic for like 4 years, anyone know any cheap options that wont make me sound like im in a blender?
>tfw
>>125718006
Holy shit that's fucking gay. Who the fuck made them? I know those people who go to tournaments use them but they kept to themselves. I've been here since the official launch and I said back then that I will not touch anything like this and I'll stand by what I said.
>>125717949
It's real.
>>125718265
Both, but noone uses the voicechat.
>discord
>drama
kek
Guys, if I made a skype group instead, would you join?
>>125718575
Hell no. Skype is trash.
>>125718265
Only text chat unless you feel like using mic.If you found the real one
hello is this where the reddit stream is
>>125718352
good for you
>>125718575
No.
>>125718672
Yeah
>thread drama caused by shitposters and anons
Notto this shitto agen.
Should I have gotten one, /ink/?
>>125718979
>Not ignoring anything in the thread and only paying attention to posts calling for squads/lobbies or actual discussion about the game.
>>125718979
This was most likely started by one guy, I shit you not.
>>125718979
Here ya go, anon.
>>125718352
why
>>125718979
It's 4chan, what did you expect?
>>125718979
Filter anything starting with a - and the thread is great.
>>125719198
~neo-neo /ink/
>>125717295
That dream ended when people started shitposting about Tim, Key, and those other living memes I've forgotten.
>>125719198
xoxo scarth
>>125707663
Callie must be destroyed.
She would eat other squids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVAS1FiXMw
Dance button when?
>>125715861
want to raise squib
>>125718668
Welcome to the backpack
>>125719528
-lsdj
>>125717749
Aw damn, what are the odds of the artist randomly getting both our exact gear setups correct. Eh it's a nice image anyways, thank you.
I really can't get enough of that remix from the new trailer. Probably the best one they've done.
>>125719835
Is this supposed to be impressive?
>>125719952
My dick in your ass is going to be impressive bitchboi.
>>125719912
At least post the picture upside down or somthing, I mean at this point you've just given up.
>>125720016
lewd
>>125720016
I just want to know what I'm supposed to be seeing in the webm, mate
>>125719469
I need it.
>>125714727
How is it not? You have kraken on a long range automatic weapon along with having burst bombs. Easiest kit made for mediocre players
>>125720245
The newest technique fresh out of Nintendome.
It's called Squidspawning.
>>125712001
> I'm holding this invisible guy's dick
> Wanna touch it?
>>125720245
Inklings spawning.
>>125720054
Too lazy. Here's your (you)
>>125720268
>people naming themselves after Undertale
This needs to stop.
>>125720245
My twin on the enemy team.
dead
>>125720268
I wish I saved the one about the Hanukkah goy picking team Nice.
>>125720426
Ttbqhwyf
>>125712001
That's my mii's name because it's my name
I met a guy with that name too on Splatfest on the other team
I was spooked
>>125720446
game
>>125720442
>It's him!
>>125720426
It's mostly underage that's doing it. I'm convinced by all the really bad drawings of Sans and Flowey.
>>125719408
Actually both of them are rather peckish, it's only protein
>>125719408
Tiny tentacle weaklings deserve to be eaten
>>125711893
How do you have just the white backgrounds? Just photoshop?
>depot
>three chargers on team
>they suck
>wonders what rank they were
> A and S
hey fat, are you working on any new memes lately?
>>125720381
Needs to be bigger
>>125720752
>squids can regenerate severed limbs
Bet Callie&Marie would eat their own limbs if their arms or legs were lopped off and prepared into sashimi
>>125720752
It would be a waste to not eat the hundreds of Octopus you've murdered.
Going to be starting a squad in 10 minutes.
NNID:scarth23
Callie is truly perfect. If you do not like this amazing new idol of Squid Sisters madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know it's insulting, but that's also the truth. If you're a true good taste fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to worship this piece of waifu history.
>>125720962Tennessee
>>125721074
The dots on their torsos are meant to represent the cuts you make into squid when you cook it.
They are the prettiest and the tastiest.
>>125721074
>>125721426
The fuck
>>125720245
Impressive post, my friend!
>The server is undergoing maintenance
Will we ever get new weapons?
>>125721318
Actually a lot of the appeal is that regardless of which you prefer, you still have god tier taste.
Callie is just better in every aspect except her voice is not as pretty and her titties are not as robust.
>>125721619
Welp, guess I'll play woolly world.
>>125721287
del
>>125721287
added
>>125721816
>her voice is not as pretty
you best be joking
>>125721681
There are like, 5 left to release. Honestly, I won't mind the end of weapon updates because of the ridiculous variety that the devs are leaving us with.
>>125721426
They probably should've gone with just arrows... or Georgian ware or Air Hostess attire or fuck why aren't any of these custom outfits.
>>125722106
the arrows don't look as good
>>125721924
Marie makes this serenade; her filler at the end is simply beautiful.
Still, it's only better when they're in unison, and I suppose that's the whole idea.
>>125722392
Actually I meant to forget the link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUHBg0yj8M
Where's all the art of flexible squids
Cheerleader Callie doing vertical splits when
>>125721975
I mean I'm okay with what we have now, and I wouldn't blame them if they really did stop, but it's just wishful thinking at this point.
Any squib Squads in this joint? Any Squads at all for that matter?
>>125722708She specializes in kickboxing, not gymnastics
>>125723386
When you say squib, you mean C-, or sub S?
>>125723714
The latter, but I'm actually out of practice so I might solo for a while first.
>>125723686
Lewd.
>>125723865
keep
>>125723865
Worth keeping until you can roll something better. Might be nice for a 52 gal.
>>125723865
lmao can't even ruse correctly
>>125723907
No it's not
That's how Squids say Hello
>>125724084
I say hello with a slap on the head but for you I'll make it a punch.
>Nice confirmed for winning splatfest
>>125724219
Closer than I would expect.
>>125724219
Why does popularity make you lose?
>>125724219
At least it's much closer than I thought.
I fucking love art
Aww shiet, squids can dance after all.
>>125724219
Yeah, 51% popularity is a death sentence alright :^)
>>125725218
Old news
>>125724219
Nigga that's a 2% percent difference, if anything, this is gonna be the closest splatfest all year, fuck, maybe throughout the entirety of US splatfests.unless all the shitters went to one side
>>125725541
>unless all the shitters went to one side
I'm pretty sure most of the literal children are on Team Nice
>>125725713
And the edgy pre-teen shits are on Naughty. It's anyone's game.
>>125724948
>I love fucking art
FTFY
>>125724948
Is he fucking a clay model of a inkling?
What is Callie holding?
>>125717305
Here's a tip: If you don't want to be a 40 year old grandma, don't have kids when you're 20.
Chances are good they'll do the same.
>>125725713
Why would they be? A lot of (not all, but a good amount) of literal children are shitheads and are fully aware of and proud of the fact that they're shitheads. Team Naughty is a perfect fit for them.
>>125726165
Its one of the statues in the museum
>>125725795
>the sides are nearly 50/50
>naughty actually has a slight advantageremember that popularity is only good when it's a 2-5% difference
>shitters on both sides
>wins are actually gonna count
This splatfest = no fucking around; either team now has a good chance
which evil fuck put this drop off right next to spawn ft relaxing jellyfish
>>125719074
>Zelda
Mario confirmed for Hyrule Warriors DLC!
Vote now to get inklings in the next wave!
>>125726290
Well it does only mention those who took the Twitter poll. There are possibly many more on either side that didn't bother to take it.
>>125726238
Uhhhhh...
Uuuuuuuuuhhhh...
What fuck IS that?
>>125726238
A really bad clay model of headphones?
>>125726238
Squid genitals
>>125726428
OH FUG I didn't even noticed it said Zelda.
Fuckin' walmart man
>>125726238
>No Callie, that's not a dildo either...
so this is where the fuckers hide when i think i've chased them off
>>125726880
Anything can be a dildo if you're ambitious enough!
Anyone want to squad?
hot new rm strat tech
>>125727290
I'm up for squads.
>>125727442
But thats your team!
>>125727068
well, you can't dunk the rainmaker in recon, so maybe that's why you can sneak around those imposing signs as well
>>125727290
I could squad
>>125727290
What Rank?
>>125727543
what? shit! hmm... back to the drawing board, boys
another good patch
these devs are good
>inklings literally banning the niggers of their world underground
japan knows how it should be done.
>Rainmaker Adjustments:
>– Added prohibited areas in Walleye Warehouse, Saltspray Rig, Arowana Mall, and Flounder Heights in Rainmaker mode.
>– When players enter the prohibited area while carrying the Rainmaker, the amount of time they are allowed to hold the Rainmaker will decrease faster as a penalty.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Not sure what happened to >>125727290 so I'll be opening a squad in 5 minutes
NNID:ThatsSo
>>125728367
Sent
>>125728367
It's him!
did this gap get wider or am i a dumb
>>125728006
But there are black squids everywhere. Octolings are more like aliens than distant brethren.
>>125728631
Man, fuck these bullshit adjustments.
reminder
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs4uG9S2
>>125728367
>>125728494
Squads open
>>125728631
It was always like that. You're being dumb
>>125728631
Can you still jump back and forth? Flanking the E-Liters was the only thing that made that map bearable.
/ink/ on /ink/ at the start
>>125726290
>popularity is only good when it's a 2-5% difference
No. It doesn't matter how much popularity is, it could be a 44% difference and it wouldn't matter because for it to even get that high it would have to be obvious which team is more popular and because of that alone, the skilled players all run away from that group leaving all the weaker players to be shadow clones while the real Naruto goes and puts on a straw hat and practices Choji's expansion jutsu.
What's good about this Splatfest though is precisely the fact that it's even. It means the good players don't know which team to abandon so they actually get distributed out more evenly. Making it possible for a team to sweep like Art Vs Science.
>>125729292
Just when this game was beginning to help me like Japanese things.
Do people from other planets have waifus too?
>>125729739
There's always going to be somebody that's lonely. And there will always be something to remedy the void.
Holy shit, half this thread is just circlejerking,
I leave /ink/ for exams to come back to this shit.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?!?
>>125729946
Discord.
>>125729946
(You) are.
>>125729946
fat
>>125729739
Of courseMaybe even human ones
>>125729987
you mean the clanfags? I thought they kept to themselves, mostly?
>>125729946
go nuts
>>125729946
So far as I can see the people being jerked aren't promoting it that much barring Tia who responds in a not to encouraging fashion but still responds
>>125729292
>the skilled players all run away from that group leaving all the weaker players to be shadow clones while the real Naruto goes and puts on a straw hat and practices Choji's expansion juju
Che cosa?
>>125730198
I'm guessing that's supposed to be a really autistic way of saying that the shitty players stay on the popular team while the good players go to the less popular team.
So what did the patch change about RM and Rig
3/4
ThatsSo/Ina/Ran da Muu
NNID:ThatsSo
Tell me if you sent a friend request
put rig back in the trash, please
>>125731016
Are you not entertained
>>125731016
But Rig is the best map
>>125731016
>>125731091
Seems like the timer doesn't go faster even if you go to the back of rig, or was that just because I tested in Recon?
>>125731247
recon doesn't do a lot of things that happen in the real game, like the DON'T RETREAT when you get too close to your spawn and things like that, so it's probably just recon being shit as usual
>>125731091
no, i am not entertained. my ass is mad salty
i can't with these narrow ass pathways
i can't with how cramped everything is
>>125731156
>best
Good one, friendo.
>>125729946
I am. I'm /ink/'s shadow: the man who had been here since day one (even pre-day one in test-fire threads in /v/) and not made himself a meme.
I've been shitposting under Anonymous to make him reviled as the worst player on /ink/ and it's worked.
But anons influenced by the infamous postings of Anonymous soon outnumbered the original /ink/. I became a stranger in a strange land.
Now I haunt that general, occasionally squadding up or lobbying, as a person who just isn't good enough at the game on a deep enough level to be great.
>>125731602
fuck off
>thatsso
no thanks
>>125731773
I'm sorry
>>125731854
more like "yes pls"
>>125730927
sent
>downloading update
>download finishes
>could not connect to the server
>try again
>update installs
Weird.
>another C-
>>125717295
I'm the only namefag in these threads. Fite me.
>>125732156
I want to cum into that woomy's mouth
>>125732204
We're full
Will accept and post in the thread if we lose someone
>>125731854
Rude tbqh
>>125732317
Gross
How tall do you think the average woomy is?
>>125732769
does anyone have the thumbs down version of this? cuz that's the image i actually want to use
>almost time for naughty vs nice
>still can't tell which team is more popular
We may have another art vs science...
Any squads open/anyone want to squad?
>>125733265
>another art vs science
>laggy fucks vs shitters
Please no.
>>125733231
here ya go family
>>125733378
>months later Sciencefags are still salty
>>125733389
thanks famitsu
>>125733546
At least they have more of a reason to be than Catfags.
>>125733158
5 feet, since that's how high they can jump and you can just barely make it over your fellow inklingsthis means callie and marie measure about 6'6 going by the models
>>125734454
>that one autist that always points out that they're just larger so you can see them better like the mk8 villagers
>uses ink resistance for a few days
> changes shoes and suddenly feels too hindered by ink
This wasn't supposed to happen...
>>125734924
That just proves his point.
>>125735385
except not at all
>>125735720
>squid sisters are larger than the people closer to the camera
Yes it does.
>>125735826
What? That just means they're taller than people.
I lost all 8 of my shells and change, but I finally got it! Now to do my reds for quick respawn like the neon slug anon
Fuck yeah dat comeback
Is it possible to put enough Damage Ups on a Custom Dual Squelcher to get it to kill in three hits?
Any squads? Would anyone join if I made one?
>>125736241
No. One Damage Up main is still useful against people who stack Defense Up.
>>125736079
Nice. Do you have 4x Swim Speed shoes?
>>125736079
I say fou finally got your shirt? Congrats anon. Enjoying those neon sea slugs more than I expected with the ZInk Splatling.
gg squad, thanks for the games
ggs
Callie!
>>125736670
>>125736685
GGs
Squads ded
>>125720376
It has an awful fire rate
>>125736582
Unfortunately I do not. I don't know if any swim main shoes would look good with this outfit anyway.
>>125736628
I'm very glad! I miss actually playing the game so I hope I can join you on the field again soon.
MAKE IT STOP
>>125736827
>tentacles not long enough
>literally marker board tier eyemask and brows
>oh shit did she shave her fuckin eyebrows?
>no cross eye contacts
>kinda cute face
5/10 desu
ibin
>>125737014
Honestly I'd rather have undertale shit rather than Steven universe or fnaf shit
>>125736049
>implying they're 6' 6" in canon
That just ridiculous.
>>125737174
I really miss all the Spongebob jokes when Splatoon first came out.
>>125737103
Attention starved faggots making comics on miiverse seriously need to fuck off, there's an entire Internet out there for you to do that shit
>tfw Splatoon might be my favorite game of all time
>tfw getting A+ was the happiest moment of my entire life
>tfw getting a splat is the happiest moment of my day
>tfw still absolutely terrible at the game
>tfw would give anything to actually be good at it
>tfw thinking about deleting my save so I can play from C- again and have fun
Any open squads?
>>125737205
It'd be kind of weird if they were that height, though what gets me is when model fags start to compare Splatoon models to fuckin garrysmod models. They're from different games, different styles, and different engines. Of course they're going to look goofily large compared to City 17 citizens.
LUNAAAARHi
>>125737001
Those things are just so fake.You just can't get that realistic tentacle look unless they're kind of slimy.
>>125736827
>>125737001
Nice tits
>>125737814
>Those things are just so fake.
wow, i had no idea, thanks detective
>>125737814
They look kinda slimy enough to me
>>125737887
Kinda sad that that's pretty much the main focus of the picture, not her actual costume.
>>125737675SupWasn't paying attention to the thread.
>>125734243
I think the majority of the Catfag salt arose from the fact that a lot of people weren't fully aware popularity was even a factor going in. I know that's why I was salty at any rate.
>>125737948
>didn't get the jokesee i was acting like i was talking about her tits but was actually talking about her tentacles because they're obviously fake but also callie is well-endowed in that area, thus it's tantamount to claiming callie has fake titsjokes
>>125737205
Callie's sporting a good ten feet of tentacle so I'd believe it.
>>125738113
I would imagine losing their first Splatfest ever would make most people salty too.
>>125738058
>the discord takes yet another away from us
How often do you guys ragequit mid-match/
>>125738259
>inklings have boxy fingers and hexagonal suction cups
>tentacles clip through woomies constantly
Shit, I guess that's canon too.
>>125738058
oh you know, upgrading gears.
we ink lobby nowgood thing im recording now
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>125738772
Callie's enormous tentacles are an established part of her character design, retard.
>>125738772
>woomies can magically change clothes
I guess magic is canon too
>>125738772
nice false equivalency
>>125738812
Me too
Any squads?
>>125739007
she looks so nice in this picture
i love her
>>125739007
>poolside shows reflections
FUUUUUTUUUUURE
>>125738706
Never because last second comebacks are unbelievably common in this game
>>125738862
I'm just making fun of the guys who say that squid feet actually look like the monstrosities you occasionally see when switching shoes.
>>125738938
Nice false equivalency.
>>125738807
where will be uploaded?
>>125738706
>people who ragequit
Literally fucking why. Why even play a game if your just gonna be huge pissbaby about it?
>>125739386
>I'm just making fun of the guys who say that squid feet actually look like the monstrosities you occasionally see when switching shoes.
let's assume these people exist. this has absolutely nothing to do with what you quoted, and certainly doesn't make anything you said less stupid.
>>125739386
How is it false?
>>125738706
Literally never, not playing till the end is retarded.
where are the squads
>>125739763
What's the rotation?
Has anyone got an English translation of the patch notes?
>>125739836
fish delivery on the oil rig and at walmart
>>125739895
shit, that sounds good
>>125739508
>getting this buttblasted over shitty jokes and 10 feet long tentacles
>>125739885
bookmark this
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842
splatoon.nintendo.com also gets the notes on the "what's new" page but it usually comes day or two later
>>125738706
Why would you? You get money either way. Quitting just gets you nothing. Even in ranked, it doesn't prevent you from losing rank stuff, does it?I don't know, I don't play ranked.
>>125740007
Matchmaking Adjustments:
In Regular Battle and Splatfest, players of similar skill will be matched more often.
Rainmaker Adjustments:
Added prohibited areas in Walleye Warehouse, Saltspray Rig, Arowana Mall, and Flounder Heights in Rainmaker mode.
When players enter the prohibited area while carrying the Rainmaker, the amount of time they are allowed to hold the Rainmaker will decrease faster as a penalty.
Stage Adjustments:
Arowana Mall: Adjustments will be made to prevent users from taking certain shortcuts in all modes.
Port Mackerel: Adjustments will be made to prevent users from taking certain shortcuts in all modes.
Flounder Heights: Adjustments will be made to prevent users from taking certain shortcuts in all modes.
Museum D’Alfonsino: Adjustments will be made to prevent users from taking certain shortcuts in Rainmaker mode.
Battle Fixes:
Fix the issue in Rainmaker mode in which the countdown moves more than usual when a player gets the Rainmaker in the air.
Fix the issue in Rainmaker mode in which the bombs’ blast waves inflict damage on the Rainmaker shield even when there are obstacles between the bomb and the shield.
Fix the issue in Rainmaker mode in which Splash Walls placed near each other by the same team take damage when one of them blocks an ink splat.
Fix the issue in which bombs that are thrown near a wall do not fly straight and makes contact with the wall.
Other:
Adjustments have been made to make for a more pleasant gaming experience.
>>125740181
>Similar skill
>tfw i don't need to get my ass handed to me by S-ranked 50s but i'll probably be stuck in the mediocrity pool
I have mixed feelings about this.
>>125738706
Matches only last 4 mins.
>>125740034
>He doesn't play rankedMe either, it's just stressful and no fun.
So nothing nearly as big as the last patch in terms of balance changes. Wonder if we'll ever get any sorta sweeping changes like those again.
>>125740181
>Matched up against 4 S+ level 50s on towers while playing turf warbut we won
>Patch guarantees this will happen every lobby instead of just some after i've already been playing a while
>Even splatfest isn't break from the usual matchmaking anymore
>>125740427
With all the matches I've quit from, I've probably saved hours of my time
>>125736827
>>125737001
Callie would never pose like that. She actually has respect for herself.
any squads?
>>125739007
I want to hug bikini Callie!
>>125740703
Callie is innocent virgin purity. The outfits were all Marie's idea.
ggs TW let me check those videos
>>125741141
-rainy
>>125740568
When are they going to nerf gals?
>>125741050
>No anon, I don't want to get pregnant!
>>125739007
>>125741050
>feeling that slippery wet squid skin up rubbing up against you as Callie covers you in sloppy, giggly kisses
the world needs more bikini Callie
>>125741372
Considering Squids can't swim and thus have no need for swimwear, she's basically just running around in her underwear.
>>125740513
>solo ranked is stressful
>squads are full of S+ gook tryhards
fuck the japs
>>125741552
>I'm gonna put up a sign in a language they can't read
Australians all let us rejoice
>>125741372
>slippery wet squid skin
nasty
I hate leveling 3 star gear.
>>125741372
Don't think I have much more other than Greek Goddess Callie.
what team should I join
>>125741552
i've noticed more tryhard teams come out more in splat zones since that is the mode that is the easiest to lock down.
>>125716686
Wait you can splat kraken with dynamo roller?
>>125741965
Are you getting presents this year or not? This isn't a difficult thing to figure out.
>>125741992
no, the guy's special ran out. the guy should have run away or super jumped to base. he got overconfident and that got him killed.
>>125717984
Maybe if you're a masochist.
>>125721318
George Wood, pls.
>>125741372
Don't forget bikini Marie!
>>125742418
For fucks sake anon.
1 more for Tim/ThatsSo/C.A. squad.
NNID: al-LAYN
PW is 0165 if you have me added already. Let me know if you sent a request.
>>125742418
>Marie undid the string to Callie's bikini bottom a few seconds prior to the picture being taken, just long enough for Callie to have not noticed yet
>>125738706
If I see my teammates jump right into enemy ink and just keep going and not fight to paint turf I quit. It's the most fundamental skill. Fucking paint the turf.
>>125742514
Triggered?
>>125742418
C A L L I E B U T T
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>>125742418
marie a shit
>>125742730
And that's all I have.
>>125720797
Yes. Or you can use the colorable greenscreen room in gm_construct which is white by default.
>>125742884
if only yuta could draw nipples even close to this well
also why
Now he'll be the last thing I see before I go to sleep every night
>>125743098
You need serious help.
>>125742805
Her anus is defenseless.
>>125742060
What if i don't get presents because i'm poor, anon? How will i know
Alright ggs TW /ink/ lobby, this will be the first time my woomy will appear on a video recording.
>>125742805
but doesn't wear a dress. she wears pompers.
![tumblr_nxj99yiEv91tmgfpyo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1rF7ZkO.png "tumblr nxj99yiEv91tmgfpyo1 1280[1]")
>>125742884
>yuta will never say fuck it and draw us straight-up squid sister pornography
>>125742873
You should've seen Australian propoganda. Americans were going full Yankee-doodle with fighting back against a nation on the other side of the world; they were on our doorstep; people were scared shitless because most of our armed forces had already been sent to fight in Africa. Our Prime Minister at the time died from stress during their return voyage.
>>125742616
Sent
>>125743098
I don't say this lightly, but eat a bullet sandwich ThatsSo.
>>125743270
Pretty sure there was some. No actual sex though; probably a good thing.
>>125743098
>he
scarth is a girl
>>125743495
a quick glance through google makes me believe what youre saying.its very interesting seeing the huge differences between the participant
s propaganda.
>>125743270
Cheerleaders I can understand, but there's something so unsettling about Hooters Marie.
I mean it's not unlike her, it'd just be beneath her. She's classier than that.
>>125743098
Holy shit, stop. It was only funny the first time you posted this kind of stupid shit.
>>125743615
I thought he didn't draw anything actually NSFW? Sure he draws lots of big fat braless tits and half-naked squid girls but nothing 18+
>>125743771
Is that what she's supposed to be? I always thought it was just a cheerleading outfit designed to show off Marie's Maries
>>125743669
There was even a secret government plan called the 'Brisbane Line', where in the event of a possible invasion they'd basically evacuate all civilians and persons from the entire northern half of the continent, to below Brisbane. It made sense at the time because our only major city north of there was Darwin,which they'd already bombed and destroyed.Fortunately nukes happened and it never came to that.
>>125743514
Sorry I took so long to reply back. Lobby is full now. Will accept afterwards, though.
>>125743098
>your mii will never be in a framed picture by someones bed
>>125743910
Orange top with money stuffed in the compartments is notably a Hooters trademark.
And there is one of them full nude, in the same style as the cheerleader one.
>>125743098
ThatsSo getting his ass beaten red and blue by his local LGBT community for being too fucking gay and a nuisance to their cause.
"But I'm not gay", he screeches as a bear in pastel frills collars him. "I just like cocks and want to be treated like a little boy by a strong senpai". Of course, ThatsSo. Of course.
>>125743228
A common question. Here's your answer.
>>125743495
There's a reason why we weren't afraid.
>>125743228
Okay, do you deserve presents this year?
>>125744394
It'd be a different story these days.
Behind every blade of grass we have a drunk larrikin with a broken beer bottle and a cricket bat with nails in it.
>>125743240
not the best quality but i tried
>>125744135
I know how you feel... I will never be a meme
>>125744713
Being a meme isn't a good thing.
>>125744843
Maybe to you...
>>125744843
Doesn't Tim make like 50k a month now that he's a meme?
>>125744595
Jesus, that gun charges a lot faster than I thought. Glad I know that now.
>>125744414
I'm going to say yes, yes i do.
sprinkler doing gods work
>>125744141
Found it. Remove the dashes, filters being an ass.ht---tp://tiny---url.co---m/qjh8---d2g
>>125744601
Kek, thanks mane. Looks good enough.
I'll become the perfect insatiable concubine for Scarth soon.
I'm taking hormones.
>>125745408
take a bullet instead
>>125745134
I want Callie tohavemy babies
I want Marie tofeedmy babies
>>125745571
Marie's Maries could feed an entire village for a week
>>125745408
>Stealing my thing
>getting constantly shat in this lobby
blasters are hard
>>125745571
Callie would make such a good mother.
>>125745939
>being so impatient that you can't wait 2 seconds for an image to load before saving it
>>125746089
That could be Bum and the image might take 2 hours to load.
>>125746089
i was wondering what the fuck happened there
>>125746089
>>125746226
I'm pretty certain it was like that when I saved it myself.
Good games, Lunar. Thank you for playing.Great dunk at the end there.
GGs squad
>>125746324
you fucked up then
Ggs there, Walter
>>125746424
Somebody fucked up; thanks anyway anon.
Callie is cat?
Squads? Anyone?
>>125746440
I'm so bad with the standard blaster
>>125745652
You're going to have to accept that there's other people who want to ravage the kiwi until he's been siphoned dry of his nectar and his legs feels like they have the consistency of fruit salad.
You're going to have tofucking fight me.
what's the best weapons for turf war/splatfest?
>-35 seconds until map rotation
what in fuck
>>125746723
Perhaps
>>125746780
Sure I'll join
>>125746859
I kind of want to know who this is now so I can deliberately avoid encouraging them.
>>125746914
default 96, sprinklers + echo on a weapon that outranges and instagibs every usual turf war pick is amazing. the zink mini will also probably be really good because of that insane coverage+bubbler.
>>125746979
These new Pokemon look fucking retarded
>>125746859
You're creeping me out honestly
And that's saying a lot
>>125746914
depends on the map, but RG Aerospray is unanimously the here.
>>125747092
Silly galfags, trying to barter their weapons relevancy in every gametype.
>>125747112
Callicat used leer
>>125747092
even if your teammates don't use the echo, it's a free ink refill, so it works well
For a beautiful 30 minutes matchmaking put me with players around my level
For a beautiful 30 minutes I was the japs
Now my reign of terror is over and I'll never be jappy again
>>125747228
good B- opinion but keep it to yourself when others are asking for advice
>>125747048
Sorry I thought it was still Rainmaker. Can't stand SZ
>>125747425
I can't stand pansies either.
>>125747092
Heavy Splatling is also strong in Turf War, Inkstrike lets you cover areas while you hammer the enemy team at a choke point.
>>125746914
N-Zap 89 is the best hands down. A good weapon to wreak aerosprays and take on shorter range weapons. Perfect ink spreading kit. Insanely mobile. Aerosprays as a gun spread more ink but their accuracy makes them terrible in a fight. The 89 is the better all around weapon.
>>125747373
We're talking Turf War. Leave your ranks at the door.
The gal is perfect for killing players in any mode, but that's all it does. If you want to cover ground hard and fast, nothing trounces the Splash.
>>125747650
good ability setup for the splash?
>>125747228
Vanilla .96 Gal is amazing during Splatfest. Two hit ko rips open lag armor and it's just fun being the team's enforcer. Also sprinkler baiting works stupidly well against Splatfest scrubs.
>>125747717
Just about anything. Special Charge Up and Saver lets you effectively spam the Special, Bomb Range let's you throw them for miles, Swim Speed helps for getting up in people's faces to take advantage of the commendable TTK, Ink Regen for general restocking of bombs; theres any number of options with it.
>>125747937
I've used the Zap, it's really good.
But there's just something about being able to cover half the map in fifteen seconds.
>try to join friend
>the battle is full
pls
>>125747650
And what mode do you think gets played during splatfest???
>suddenly no friends in the lobby
Where has the custom ss jr been all my life this is pretty good
>>125748597
First time I've ever heard somebody like it.
>>125748936
Needs a Kraken special and it'd be perfect
>>125748936
It's good for turf war
>>125749036
>It'll be good if they gave it that thing that makes any gun good
No kidding
>>125748936
Not that anon but I like the Custom SSJ as well. I do better with other guns but the CSSJ is a great "just dicking around" gun for turf war shenanigans.
Too many splat bombs
>>125749410
Fuck giving everything kraken, everything needs splat bomb rush.
>5/8 ink lobby
>i get put on the randoms team
>one of my teammates disconnects
>PAIN
>>125750516
who's hosting?
>>125750516
No one. It's a turf war filled with /ink/ people.
>>125750516
Don't forget me, the moonrunes imposter
>>125751040
oh
i was hoping to be able to play without dealing with moray or squibs
>>125751143
don't worry, i recognize your name
>cum error
Hate that shit
>super jump to beakon in last 10 seconds
>three enemies advancing to me
>rev up and mow all three down with a single heavy splatling charge
>>125752336
Hax
>>125752336
>Jalen is from /ink/
oh hi
>>125752598h-hi...
Damn it, Spaceman! You were in the water already!
>>125752859
Gotta love Disney shooting for that furry market.
>trying to jump at me with the luna laster when that far away
you shoulda known better lunar
>>125753098
They pretty much had a hand in creating it, so why not cater to a market they themselves nurtured and grew?
I want to breed Callie
ok i got things to sort out now
ggs turf lobby
>that double bubbler action
>>125753620
Ggs
>>125753629
This bucket is even better than the custom ss jr
>>125753874
I'm here to out-bucket you.
>>125753620
Gg anon. I'll so be leaving. Gg to everybody that played
>>125754064
God damn it
>>125753620
Good games
>>125753342
I want to fug Calliewhen she's in Kraken form
>>125754168
Get in line faggot.
>>125754168
Hero Roller doesn't come with Kraken.
You'll have to make do with her tiny, defenseless default squid form.
That's it for me, the inkbrush hurt my hand already
Ggs guys
>>125754330A squid is fine too
>>125754416
GGs friendo
>>125754416
Bye friend
I want to straddle a treadmill and hotdog Callie while she runs on it!
>>125754653
what would that even look like
>>125754653
Not sure how you'd manage to do that.
In any case, you're in for a ride then; the girl can run for days.
>>125754653
Those long tentacles look like great handlebars to grab.
>>12575433010/10 would gently impregnate over and over
>>125754653
Anon... What
my gunfu
how is the set though
Apparently people don't like it when i "squidbag"
>>125755058
theres a specific jav where this happens
>>125755058
>>125754770
>>125754718
treadmills have sides wide enough for feet that aren't part of the moving belt. they're there for you to stand if you need a rest or whatever. I would place my feet there and callie would be running on the treadmill in front of me. hopefully I don't have to explain what hot-dogging is.
>>125755272
Oh, I figured that you'd put your knees on the arms or something. Definitely less weird your way.
>>125754859
>We will never see Callie properly snap and gib Marie with an offscreen Carbon
>We'll never see her tirelessly squidbag over and over
>>125755272
So it's basically a much more technical version of that intercrural thing that octoling guy keeps raving about.
>>125755072
Depends. In the west it's seen as the biggest insult this side of flying into a building.
To Japs though it's a way of saying "Haha! Got you back!"
Damn what a match
Man we played so much underpass i forgot trigger was in the rotation
>>125707203
After much thought, i have come to the conclusion that the spaltoon devs ARE FULL FUCKING RETARDED WITH ALL THESE CHANGES IN GAMEPLAY!
They are literally sucking any possible fun out of the game
>>125755716
>that octoling guy
You mean me? Yeah, yeah it is.
Your buckets won't save you
>>125756027
Translation: Anon's cheese got nerfed finally.
>>125756027
Crutchfag detected, probably main's the krak-on roller.
Good nightlunar and lan
>>125756553
Night mate
>>125756553
G'night friendo
>The one time I don't want Spyke to deliver
JUST
>>125756027
What changes? Isn't it mostly just minor edits to Rainmaker maps?
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
holy fuck, this is late but I finally made it to rank S y'all, thank you based tc
>>125756875
>nerfing the kraken into oblivion
>nerfing snipers
>nerfing ink resistance
Kraken and ink resistence arer practically useless now.
Kraken was meant to be offensive special.
Hell, fags in these threads still cry about it like to casuals they are even though its fucking weak as fuck now unless you have swim sppeds on it.
anyone hhave a picture of all the gear brand preferences?
>>125757226
Don't know how you pulled that off during TC, but congratulations! Now you can squad without worrying.
>>125757165
Of course
>>125757284
R E A D
T H E
O P
>>125757351
>http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
I did it only has a pastebin not a picture.
>>125757506
Thank you
>>125757249
I'm gonna need a list, I'm not sure if you're referring to the patch from months ago or not.
>>125757676
its old patch, I'm betting its just someone who hasn't played in forever
>>125757835
i don't understand
>>125757835
This should turn me on, but it doesn't.
Saving it anyway
Selling Callie to Spyke for cheaper rerolls!
>>125757835
Is this the legendary squidsucking technique?
>>125757912
Buying Callie back from Spyke for a kick in the teeth!
>>125757970
only spaghettis can do...... it
>>125757835
She'd be ripping the shit out of that tentacle on her fangs with her mouth stuffed that full.
Will they ever put an indicator on the main screen to alert teammates to the presence of squid beakons? I feel like I'm wasting my time even setting them sometimes
>>125758301
One suggestion was to make it you can press a shoulder button or something to switch the map screen to one where you can draw directions and warnings for teammates directly on the map. However this would surely be exploited to hell.
>>125758502
No Callie I don't care how hot it is today, you leave that on.
>>125758885
We need more sweaty Callie art
>>125758502
>Callie's physique isn't considered sexy
This artist is a riot.
We need to boycott and destroy the discord.
Ideas?
When are we getting these two new maps? I thought Bill said D'Alfonoso and Mahi Resort were the last ones.Does this mean Inklings STILL have a chance for Smash? Could Sakurai be rusing us one last time?
>>125760598
Who is Bill
Redirect link is fucked up, in case no one has said it yet.
>>125755228where
>>125757249
Honestly, I agree with this. I hate the nerfs to Kraken and E-Litre, and I think the Ink Res nerf was an oddly bad decision from a dev team that does really well in most other cases.
The E-Litre nerf still hurts. It'll sting a little less once I've rolled my full Damage Up set, but blech.
E-Litre was balanced. It had incredible stopping power, was deadly at long and midrange, and had a high skill floor. The tradeoff for such overbearing power was that it's hopeless at doing anything else. It can't ink a zone, it can't maintain ink coverage, it can't stop offensive pushes without support, etc. It needs a good user and team to function. The E-Squiffer aspect was justified by the need to Stack Damage Ups.
E-Litres miss out on so much. They can't run Swim Speed or Ink Res to help stay alive when ambushed. They can't run Quick Respawn to minimize death penalties and have a constant presence. They can't invest in Ink Savers.
They're only good at one thing. Why were they made worse?
It's the same problem with the Ink Res nerf. IMO rather than nerf the best things, buff other stuff so there's more overall variety. The Inkbrush doesn't suddenly become worth using if you nerf the Octobrush into the ground.
Am I wrong? Were they too strong, or were idiots just complaining loudly? Bad players abusing the fuck out of the best weapons in order to win is probably one of the reasons for the nerfs anyway.
>>125758301
I THINK there's already an indicator for friendly Squid Beakons.
Sometimes you'll see a Beakon icon superimposed on the TV screen, that points to a teammate. My guess is that it means "this teammate has Beakons up."
Hello, /ink/ :^)
>>125762089
>and had a high skill floor
Not really, even the slightest knowledge of how to use chargers makes it easy to use. Just camp somewhere as far away as possible from the action and snipe down anyone that's causing trouble.
>>125734243
No way, Cats Vs Dogs see Dogs have more popularity and go "yeah, yeah" then see wins% go to them and cheer! That's analogous to winning a 3v4 Ranked match. Only for the Final Score, not many knew was going to be a thing, to pull the rug out from under them. Of course they'd be mad. Even more so because back then they hadn't fixed the individual 1v4, 2v4, 3v4 matchmaking that had Cats disadvantaged on individual matches because of having smaller numbers.
>>125762739
Also
>They can't run Swim Speed or Ink Res to help stay alive when ambushed.
They can spam Burst Bombs.
>>125737389
Just trash your rank then. Let your imouto do it for you if you wish.
>another fucking blaster
>another cancerbucket
can we just skip this update?
Piranha Pit is really weird, but fun.
>>125763162
>excavator won't randomly strike the arena, splatting anyone it hits and removing ink
>>125763162
got any videos or webms of you exploring the stage?
>>125742418
Marie's smart. She realises posing like that prevents exploitative measures like this one without law requiring a censor.
>>125763314
I don't have any way to capture footage, just a few screenies.
Something I found interesting is the Rainmaker pedestals on this map are placed in a very tight corner, adjacent to oddly-located respawn points.
>>125744267
>Nobody Cares
7 Replies
>>125763479
>six hours ago
Can laggy underage kids with undermeme names just fucking kill themselves
>>125763159
Huh?
>>125763629
why do you even bother looking at the plaza anyway anon?
Any time I'm not in a lobby, playing or shopping I'm looking directly at my gamepad
Just for shits n giggles, Ancho-V Games' bottom map. It actually does change if you raise the platforms with the propeller lifts.
>>125763731
how many effective eliter camping spots have you found so far?
>>125759554
Callie doesn't sweat unless she's nervous. She's fit as a fiddle.
>>125763704
implying i do
>splatted asgore
>splatted mettaton
>splatted lesser dog
>splatted whatever undermeme character
If ranked didn't require playing objective i would make it my purpose to hunt every undermeme retard in low 20s
>>125747168
Aerospray RG works out best for larger maps that provide less confrontation and more evasion/flanking options.
N-Zap '89 totally ruined RollerSlides for me. It outranges the Aerospray, Matches on the Inkstrike and has even more inking potential with sprinklers for inking enemy territory that is hard to reach personally. It became my new favourite weapon, but not before maxing out my RG. Now I have the flanking skills trained into me by having to get close coupled with a weapon that can splat in less than 5 hits. I find myself surviving squidfights a lot more instead of tradesplatting.
>>125763790
There are some if you propel yourself upwards and hop onto a certain platform, because the only way there is with the propellers. Though it may not be as effective in Rainmaker because of all the additional blockades they added, it's ridiculously easy in Tower Control.
Piranha Pit has quite a few too since the conveyor belts make it really easy to tell where your opponents are going to be. Speaking of that, it's really a bitch to carry the Rainmaker up a conveyor belt. I wouldn't recommend it.
Anyone want to squad with aB+ Shitter?
I'm not the greatest but I try my best and have fun.
>>125764057
How are you playing on the map?
>>125764137
I'll twin with you if you want. NNID?
>Adjustments have been made to make for a more pleasant gaming experience.
Did they remove japs or this is a lie?
>>125762669
So youre like the octo tranny?
>>125764252
I'm using my Wii U with an older firmwire that's compatible with Caffiine to replace files in-game through a local server. I replace one stage with another and load up whichever one I placed on the server.
>>125764342
We share identical methods.
>>125764267
Twins is good.
NNID: BruceRammer
>>125758393
>However this would surely be exploited to hell.
Yeah, yeah. No voice chat? Might as well do draw chat.
>>125764475
Alright, starting up my wiiwoo.
>>125764454
>someone other than the mutant can show us cool shit
Neat.
Could someone post an invite for the discord?
>>125760739
A) Cosby
B) Gates
C) Trinen
When in doubt...
>>125764587
Well, ideally, I wanted to set them up so I could host a private battle room with /ink/ to showcase the new stages. However, it took me a few hours just to get the damn thing to load properly and not crash (the mutant got it working before me). It's been even more tedious to have it work online and make it selectable. At least some screenshots is all I got to show. It won't matter much anyway, Nintendo will release these maps soon.
>>125762089
People complain about the E-Liter 3K Scope's kit instead of just using the E-Liter 3K Scope because they know they personally are no good with it. If they were they'd be using it too. If they were good at using it, they would realise the weapons limitations instead of just their own.
I agree they should buff the other weapons. Work on making weapon kits that work well with the other types. Instead of throwing Kraken on everything which is now probably likely to end up being the Inklings' final smash at this rate.
>>125762739
>snipe down anyone that's causing trouble.
Once you have the accuracy necessary for it.
>>125764930
Is a save editor feasible?
I can't into programming well enough to attempt it, but I think I have a basic idea of how it would work.
>>125764930
For a second there I was about to turn on my Wii U.
>paired with Luna twin squad
My brothers.
>>125765169
>save editor
Edit what about the save?
>>125765219
>cancer
>brothers
>>125765227
snails and slots
>>125765227
Item abilities.
>>125765309
>>125765306
After save editing perfect gear what else is left to do in the game for Level 50 S+ 99s?
>>125765306
Save it for your diary, princess.
>>125765408
play the game forfun?
>>125763814
that's definitely probably how it works
>>125765169
Editing the save is a possibility but it may not have the data necessary for what I'm looking for. I have to find the data that unlocks the two new stages for the stage selector online. Replacing them won't do, it would crash. I'm still looking into it for my own curiousity's sake, I may ask the mutant for help.
>>125765171
Sorry to disappoint.
>>125765306
>>125765309
It's already possible, each piece of gear is stored within your save with its rolled abilities. It goes by a hex ID for each slot.
Okay, who broke splatoon.ink/ink?
>>125765609you
woomy!
>>125765408
I'm a high S+ player (the one asking about save editing) and it's just an interest thing. I feel like I would have a little less motivation to play if I could just edit my rolls in, though I might use it for /some/ testing but it would be tempting to abuse it.
>>125765557
I figured that's how the mutant did it and that it was pretty simple. I seem to remember reading something about WiiU save file data being saved as an old Apple archive format or something like that? Seemed interesting, I kind of wish I knew what I was doing so I could screw around and see if I could come up with something like that. The only hex editing I've done on a different game is absurdly simple, just a case of ctrl + f then changing 1 hex value.
>>125765557
>It's already possible, each piece of gear is stored within your save with its rolled abilities. It goes by a hex ID for each slot.
tell us how
you can save this game
Thanks for squadding with me Lunar but I'm done for now.
Playing with higher ranks from a general I frequent is making me anxious and panicky.
Sorry I kept letting the team down.
>>125765932
>you can save this game
or kill it in the process.
>>125765991
Nah, you did good friend.But fuck that faggot with the dynamo roller. She was shit with it.
>>125765921
Play solo queue exclusively and maintain S+99 that's the true challenge
>>125765932
Finally, counterbrand triples and even quads become a thing.
For Callie is not unrighteous to forget your work and labour of love, which ye have shewed toward her name, in that ye have ministered to the saints, and do minister.
And we desire that every one of you do shew the same diligence to the full assurance of hope unto the end:
That ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith and patience inherit the promises.
>>125766153
they already are if you gitlucky
Marie would have such soft skin
>>125766152
Maybe on an alt. I know it's cowardly, but like with any team game, it's nowhere near as fun playing solo as it is with a team of people you can trust, right? I would rather play 4v4 coordinated against robots than 4v4 uncoordinated against a party mix of players.
>>125766324
I've yet to see an anti-influence quad, but I've seen two or 3 anti-influence triples, one was mine, and the other was Nami's LDE Shades. I can't remember the third one.
>>125766340
I want to touch it.
>>125766305
But I don't want Callie to have followers.I want it to be just her and me
>>125765921
I remember the days of using a game shark on Pokemon Gold putting in a hex value and seeing what that changed in the game, then tweaking that hex value to see what sections of that hex code affected, I was able to set legendaries to appear in the wild at level 0. I also realised all Level 0 Pokemon started with 10 HP and I think 5 for the other stats.then grew differently.
Learned how to make Pokemon Shiny, how to modify my pokemon's moveset, how to give myself any item in the game.
It's fun being able to hack games. I've fallen out of touch with hacking stuff nowadays.
>>125766340
cold and slimy
also smells like fish and salt
>>125766465
nerd
>>125763162
Spoilers please.
Also what the hell are you wearing?
>>125766340
Damn right she's soft.
>>125766513
>being a boring normie
>>125766340
And her skin would have a slightly rubbery give that would taste salty when I nibble it and she'd giggle because it tickles.
The fear of Callie is clean, enduring for ever: the judgments of Callie are true and righteous altogether.
More to be desired are they than triples, yea, than offbrand triples: sweeter also than Mega-Whip-Choco-Chip-Double-Waffles.
Moreover by them is thy servant warned: and in keeping of them there is great reward.
>>125766748
I
Cannot imagine Marie being ticklish. Partly because I cannot imagine Marie laughing.
>tfw Japs have better analytics than US.
Why are Marie's tentacles grey? Because they consist mostly of salt, like Marie itself
>>125766890
I like it
>>125766153
>>125766324
I'd love to have a pair of 4x Damage Up Bubble Rain Boots. They're adorable.
We could probably get negative brand triples if we helped each other out. Someone just roll for the first two slots, then get someone to order it so the last slot can be orderscummed. 1-star gear only, to preserve our sanity.
>>125766827
The wrath of Callie is righteous and ethereal, and equivalent in ferocity to that of a neutron star. Woe to those who infringe on the sanctity of Callie, for they will know the fate greater than death itself.
>>125766465
This sounds amazing. Kids today just don't have this sort of curiosity.
>>125766971
callie is the real bully.
I hope you're happy calliefags, worshipping a squid with true cruelty in her heart.
naughty indeed...
>>125766835
>tfw Marie has an embarrassing laugh so she grew up in the habit of hiding it so we get this cute smile she has now.
>>125766983
>KIDS THESE DAYS
ok grandpa
>>125767079
>implying he's not right and little shitters aren't completely spoiled by constant spoonfeeding
>>125766916
1 in 1089 chance to get two uncommon abilities.
1 in 3267 chance they are in the first two slots.
>>125767069
>An outburst of a jovial chortle followed by a muffled snort
Adorable.
>>125767069
>tfw Marie will never get comfortable enough to laugh around you
>>125766983
>Kids today just don't have this sort of curiosity.
Pervasive access to the internet reduces the need for this type of curiosity. Most likely at least one other person has thought about it as well and published they're results for others to consume.
>>125767364
>Pervasive access to the internet reduces the need for this type of curiosity.
bullshit
Hello, /ink/.
Who I am does not matter.
But, I am directly involved in taking down splatoon.ink/ink.
Please, post the direct invite for the /ink/ discord and I will tell my partners to pull off
>>125767120
>spoiled by constant spoonfeeding
It's not like they have much choice nowadays. spoilers galore are thrown in your face whereas before you actually had to go looking for them.
>>125767548
Nobody cares. Our game is dead after January anyways. Fuck off and bother someone who won't die without your help.
>>125767043
Marie's a bitch though
A lovable bitch
But still a bitch
>>125767439
It's become a rat race to be the first to curiously analyse some new feature to be the first to release the information to get the praise/karma/guaranteed replies of your named/anonymous peers which then gets linked around the internet for everyone to get a peek at.
tl;dr - The internet has made it less about curiosity and more about the fame from being first.
I made it!
S+ had better be worth the months of constantly fluctuating between A+ and S as well as the hours upon hours of rage inducing incompetence I've had to deal with to get here.My own incompetence included.
>>125767646
>after january
How so? I am not him
>>125768010
everything will get released and without updates the game is done
>>125768010
They've already announced the content updates stop after January on the last Direct, then again confirmed in an interview.
>>125768010
The final weapons and maps will have released by then.
However, there will still be Splatfests and balance patches.
>>125767646
>Nobody cares
I care you fucking shit.
What the hell happened to splatoon.ink/ink
>>125768118
Without splatoon.ink/ink I actually have to navigate 4chan to find the last replied to Splatoon thread.
>>125768051
>>125768075
>>125768087
>A 6 month life span for an arena shooter
Is complete bullshit, to the point that I don't believe it. It sounds to me like more of a threat, to test the threshold of the userbase to see how much DLC they'll put up with.
>>125768309
wow what a problem
>>125768336
They said no plans for paid DLC either. They're probably starting to work on the sequel for NX.
>>125768354
Exactly.
>>125768336
Enjoy your nintendo "we give zero fucks about any game which's not Mario"
>>125768474
Except Splatoon got advertised way more than any Mario game ever has outside of maybe Galaxy. They've just hit the limit with what they can do with the current iteration.
>It'll take 322 Super Sea Snails or 9,660,000 quids to make every piece of gear have three slots.
I still have a long way to go.
>>125768620
Is that accounting for how many slots all gear comes with already or assuming they all only come with one slot, which isn't true?
>>125768596
>Splatoon got advertised
This!
Though admittedly a game like this would be doomed with any kind of silent launch.
>>125768676
This is assuming you don't get any deals from Spyke that give you already unlocked slots on or gear.
>>125768805
I mean 2 and 3 star gear already comes with that many slots base, even from the shop.
>>125768414
I will never underestimate Nintendo's capacity to make bad decisions, I can't see them be willing to hemmorage money waiting for the sequel for the only new IP that is making them money. With a game that's so obviously inspired by the TF2 model, it would be both cruel and stupid for them to give up support on the game in hope that Spla2oon on the NX gets released god knows when.
>>125768676
116 one star gear
90 two star gear
>>125768898
Ah, cool. Thanks.
>>125768884
Really depends on when the NX is ready. Could even be a year or two away.
what the fuck
that no new updates after January will come is so fucking gay
>>125767754
>you'll never feterlise Marie's eggs
>>125768336
New maps and weapons would be a stretch considering the balancing and testing required but I could see a later gear patch for specific occasions.
>>125768993
Most likely two, rumours tell that NX is gonna be announced in spring or something so probably no release until fall-winter and then surefire games are going first
>>125767959
> Neo Sploosh
Nice, anon. Have a butt.
~1487 S+ Knockouts to make 9,660,000
~14 Splatfest Royalty Wins to make 322 Super Sea Snails
>>125769148
It will be a while, /v/ and /vg/ are overestimating how quick it's coming. Even though Nintendo is dumping the Wii U ASAP, it's not realistic that they'd kill some of the most internet reliant games they've ever released (splatoon, mario maker, etc) just because they're releasing a new console.
splatoon.ink isn't showing the turf or ranked stages, just the rotation times.
>>125769443
splatoon.ink is kill
>>125769270
I'm well on my way to those wins. Pays to have an outstanding Splatfest Resume.
>>125767959
>>125769192
When I get to S+30 I'm going to change to the Aerospray RG while wearing Last Ditch Effort, Recon and Bomb Sniffer.
She glows like the moon, it's Marie!
Anyone wanna squad?
NNID: Ryeker
>>125769759
That's no moon
What if they raise the level cap to 75?
>>125769986
I hope it gets raised to 100
>>125769986
still won't matter
>>125769759
probably radioactive salt
>>125769759
sex with Marie, I love Marie, sex with Marie
>>125769759
Marie is my light in the darkness.
>>125770137
Bioluminescence actually
>save file is 70 MB larger
>takes longer to scum
please
>>125769759
Marie glows in the dark, Callie lights up the whole world.
I want totakeCallieout to dinner
>>125771052
Just remember to say grace.
>>125771216
I hope those are just juicy tomato and not fucking ketchup
They talk about them all the time but I don't recall seeing any art of Callie and Marie eating chips
>>125771216
>4 patties combined into one
Protein get
Callie STRONG
>>125771419
Look harder.
>>125771323
Strawberries. She likes fruit on her food, remember
where thread
>>125771480
>You will never feel Callie's cultivated lats or refined shoulders, or solid, Roller-primed core
>>125771646
Callie now has Pineapples on her chips just to spite Marie.
>>125771750
There thread
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