Previous thread: >>125634079
Redirect to the Current Thread: https://splatoon.ink/ink
Current Maps Rotation: http://splatoon.ink/
- Chrome extension: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aahamocdabckhacaedblhgimpkhpiopm
- Firefox extension: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/squid-thing/
>News
- UPDATE INCOMING! Watch the trailer for the two new upcoming maps, Piranha Pit and Ancho-V Games!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVAS1FiXMw [Embed]
- 2.4.0 update will be available December 18th! Patch notes (JPN): https://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
- A server maitanence is set for December 17th from 4:50 PM to 6:00 PM PT: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/135350811664/weve-received-these-images-of-piranha-pit-and#notes
- Squid Sisters Concert announced for Japan on January 30th, 2016!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0rxB_G014
- Naughty or Nice? The 9th NA Splatfest has been announced!: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/134982905021/you-better-spray-ink-you-better-really-try-if
>FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9
>Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
>Official NA Tumblr:
- http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
>Wiki:
- http://splatoonwiki.org/
>User Stats:
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
>>125707203
>got rid of one embed but forgot the other
fuck
REMOVE DYNAMO THAT SHIT IS TOO FUCKING GOOD ON RIG SZ
sex with ancho-v
Callie a best!
Big
Booby
Woomy
I love Callie
>someone actually bothered to fix the OP
Nice
Cute squidboy takes refuge somewhere cozy to deal with his sorrowful feelings.
>>125707467
reminder that callie and marie are impure mutant supersquigs and should be erased along with octolings
accelerate shitposting to 100%
i wanna lick callies smooth armpits
![calamari__stage_1__by_neometalsonic360-d92dg3w[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/txS440n.png "calamari__stage_1__by_neometalsonic360-d92dg3w[1].png")
>>125707663
>erased
Erased so that Calamari can reign over /ink/ as a singular being, right?
>>125707436
No
Does anyone else hate rig sz? It's fucking unbearable
>>125707884
CALAMARI PORN WHEN!
>>125707467
inklings confess their love by jetting at each other with ink and smashing their faces together
the more blood and blunt trauma the truer their love will be
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me (address below) with the following if you are interested:
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
Hosting Squads again!
NNID IAMUSORRY
All weapons/ranks welcome.
>>125708640
Cumming
Anyone else experiancing horrible frame issues? Or know how to fix it?
>>125708640
thank god
>>125708696
which map, or in general?
>>125709228
Seems to be mahi mahi mostly
>>125708640
request sent
>>125708410
scarth is gay.
>>125709657
-pool
>>125709657
Is that so?
>>125709657
-pool
>>125709657
And you aren't? It's 2015 people!!!
>>125709750
>>125709710
literally who
>>125710168
yes, literally who?
You guys dress for style or for performance?
Do you think the Octobrush Nouveau will be announced today, /ink/?
>>125710003
thought I was still on /pol/ for a second
>>125710168
selfposting neo-/ink/ faggot
Splatoon is a broken piece of shit.
>>125710263
Both.
>>125710280
No Beakons; no go.
Whats up with everyone disconnecting from the squad?
>>125709623
We are full sorry.
>>125710263
both, if you can't handle both, you need to step it up
So explain something to me. Why can't the splatling wind while in the air? Not to mention it should keep spraying after its charged until you take your finger off the trigger or run out of ink.
>>125710263
Abilities >All but I will roll offbrand if I like a specific piece of gear
>>125710280
I want the Octobrush Nouveau so bad but starting to think it'll be the last weapon released.
>>125710263
Style for TW
Performance for Ranked
>>125710553
it's a charger. it's a dumb restriction because chargers are an instakill and splatlings aren't, hopefully they separate them further in spla2n.
>>125710321
>>125710321
fuck off
I never self post
Who likes Black Ops 3?
>>125710263
I try to compromise between the two but will give preference to style.
>>125710263
Trying for both but depending on the weapon it can be hard. Really easy to dress cool and good for Octoshot.
>>125710842
-pool
SEX WITH BUM!
>It takes 400,000 gallons of ink to fire this weapon for 12 seconds
>>125709657
I sure hope so
>>125710464
Alright, I'll just do some normals for now then
Hey /ink/, sorry I wasn't here yesterday.
I love you.
couldn't resist making it
SHAAAUUUNNN!!!
>>125711831
>not being on /ink/ everyday
aahahha
very funny
But this will backfire very badly
>>125711992
-neo /ink/
Sex with________Bum!
>>125711893
that's good
>>125711992
DELETE THIS
>>125712935
-bum
>>125712935
Maybe if you post an instant invite...?
>>125713072
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs6rZdS7
>>125707468
I agree
>>125713145
>>125713072
Posting the real one
https://discord.gg/0aFWUbEfjH08kRS7
>>125713210
Are there lessons on Squidsucking?
>>125713207
MY QUEEN!!!
IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PAINT THE FUCKING GROUND? HONEST QUESTION
YOU'RE USING A CUSTOM JET SQUELCHER, ONE OF THE ASIEST GUNS TO USE IN THE ENTIRE GAME. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING 4/4 WHEN OUTRANGE EVERYTHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>125714106
marie is a NERD
>>125713679
>jet squelcher
>easy
lol
where were you when discord killed /ink/
>>125715337
I wasin the discord
>>125715337
-pool
>>125715337
in the chat
>>125715337
It really did.
Now everyone is posting -pool
What's going on? I'm getting mostly english names in my lobbies.And it's glorious.
>>125715337
knee deep in it
Please don't die /ink/
>can't motivate myself to play splatoon
>>125715337
right here
>>125715809
GGs squad. My last game for today.
SQUADS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
it was bound to happen some day
mantis should nuke the discord for good
>everyone left the squad
ggs sorry about that loss
>>125716123
-pool
>>125716123
-pool
>>125716018
Can't play, sick.
>>125716123
-kat
I want to come on Tiabutt's tentacles!
![3cb0jjeauctui_surprised_face[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pf2u5nn.png "3cb0jjeauctui_surprised_face[1].png")
>>125716323
Will you play this game when you get to be her age?
>>125716084
Eh don't worry I had not played a few days myself and did pretty shitty some games.
>>125716568
My mother wants to try playing the game, she's 55.
Boys > Girls
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dog > Cat
Slides > Coasters
Hotdogs > Marshmallows
Decepticons > Autobots
Science > Art
Planes > Cars
Pirates > Ninjas
Burgers > Pizza
Naughty > Nice
>>125713210
>(No Swearing)
>>125715964
>bum and sorry
But those are spaghettis anon
>>125716426
I don't just love you, I'm in love with you
>>125716568
>53 years old
>Team nice
Cute grandmas
>>125716701
Is your mom a MILF?
I thought we all agreed when we made this general that we wouldn't ruin it with namefagging.
>>125717220
>53
>grandma
ouch
Why not naughty and nice at the same time?
>>125717295
Except a lot of us now weren't here when the general was made. It's called neo-/ink/ for a reason.
>>125717295
i don't see any nametags, do you
>>125717305
>53
>not grandma
Let go of your Youth already, mom.
>>125717368
healthy squid bodies!
>>125717295
The dream of a good Splatoon general is dead. This is the future we chose.
>>125715964
Who made this, it looks really nice. Is it actually supposed to be me and Bum?
Tempted to change to spaghetti now.
>>125717225She looks good for her age compared to other women I've seen of the same age
>>125717391
>not calling it /ink/ Deco
>>125717610https://twitter.com/yamagaras
And no. its not either of you.
>>125717547
>>125717523
I prefer Octopuses!
>>125717368
We need more art like this instead of lolitrash. More SquidMILFs too while we're at it.
Why can I play gay old turf war without any connection issues but as soon as I load up ranked I get kicked out. SHIT AIN'T RIGHT
>posting for the sake of keeping the precious, fragile newborn baby that is ink alive
>>125717547
Wait are those discord links real? All this time i ignored them cause I thought people were just shitposting.
>>125717679
>not calling it /ink/ Nouveau
>>125717873
Marie > Callie
>>125717949
They are real, my friend
>>125717368
>>125717798
I agree
>>125717798
>not liking all of it
>>125718104
What in the goddamn?
>>125718006
Is it a mic chat or just text chat?
I havent had a mic for like 4 years, anyone know any cheap options that wont make me sound like im in a blender?
>tfw
>>125718104
>>125718006
Holy shit that's fucking gay. Who the fuck made them? I know those people who go to tournaments use them but they kept to themselves. I've been here since the official launch and I said back then that I will not touch anything like this and I'll stand by what I said.
>>125717949
It's real.
>>125718265
Both, but noone uses the voicechat.
>discord
>drama
kek
Guys, if I made a skype group instead, would you join?
>>125718482
(you)
>>125718575
Hell no. Skype is trash.
>>125718265
Only text chat unless you feel like using mic.If you found the real one
hello is this where the reddit stream is
>>125718352
good for you
>>125718575
No.
>>125718672
Yeah
>thread drama caused by shitposters and anons
Notto this shitto agen.
>>125718979
Should I have gotten one, /ink/?
>>125718979
>Not ignoring anything in the thread and only paying attention to posts calling for squads/lobbies or actual discussion about the game.
>>125718979
This was most likely started by one guy, I shit you not.
>>125718979
Here ya go, anon.
>>125718352
why
>>125718979
It's 4chan, what did you expect?
>>125718979
Filter anything starting with a - and the thread is great.
>>125719198
~neo-neo /ink/
>>125717295
That dream ended when people started shitposting about Tim, Key, and those other living memes I've forgotten.
>>125719198
xoxo scarth
>>125707663
Callie must be destroyed.
She would eat other squids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XVAS1FiXMw
Dance button when?
>>125715861
want to raise squib
>>125718668
Welcome to the backpack
>>125719528
-lsdj
>>125717749
Aw damn, what are the odds of the artist randomly getting both our exact gear setups correct. Eh it's a nice image anyways, thank you.
I really can't get enough of that remix from the new trailer. Probably the best one they've done.
>>125719835
Is this supposed to be impressive?
>>125719520
yes
>>125719952
My dick in your ass is going to be impressive bitchboi.
>>125719912
At least post the picture upside down or somthing, I mean at this point you've just given up.
>>125720016
lewd
>>125720016
I just want to know what I'm supposed to be seeing in the webm, mate
>>125719469
I need it.
>>125714727
How is it not? You have kraken on a long range automatic weapon along with having burst bombs. Easiest kit made for mediocre players
>>125720245
The newest technique fresh out of Nintendome.
It's called Squidspawning.
>>125712001
> I'm holding this invisible guy's dick
> Wanna touch it?
>>125720245
Inklings spawning.
>>125720054
Too lazy. Here's your (you)
>>125720268
>people naming themselves after Undertale
This needs to stop.
>>125720245
My twin on the enemy team.
dead
>>125720268
I wish I saved the one about the Hanukkah goy picking team Nice.
>>125720426
Ttbqhwyf
>>125712001
That's my mii's name because it's my name
I met a guy with that name too on Splatfest on the other team
I was spooked
>>125720446
game
>>125720442
>It's him!
>>125720426
It's mostly underage that's doing it. I'm convinced by all the really bad drawings of Sans and Flowey.
>>125719408
Actually both of them are rather peckish, it's only protein
>>125719408
Tiny tentacle weaklings deserve to be eaten
>>125711893
How do you have just the white backgrounds? Just photoshop?
>depot
>three chargers on team
>they suck
>wonders what rank they were
> A and S
hey fat, are you working on any new memes lately?
>>125720381
Needs to be bigger
>>125720752
>squids can regenerate severed limbs
Bet Callie&Marie would eat their own limbs if their arms or legs were lopped off and prepared into sashimi
>>125720752
It would be a waste to not eat the hundreds of Octopus you've murdered.
Going to be starting a squad in 10 minutes.
NNID:scarth23
Callie is truly perfect. If you do not like this amazing new idol of Squid Sisters madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know it's insulting, but that's also the truth. If you're a true good taste fan, you will not hesitate in the slightest bit to worship this piece of waifu history.
>>125720962Tennessee
>>125721074
The dots on their torsos are meant to represent the cuts you make into squid when you cook it.
They are the prettiest and the tastiest.
>>125721074
>>125721426
The fuck
>>125720245
Impressive post, my friend!
>The server is undergoing maintenance
>>125721426
oh...
Will we ever get new weapons?
>>125721318
Actually a lot of the appeal is that regardless of which you prefer, you still have god tier taste.
Callie is just better in every aspect except her voice is not as pretty and her titties are not as robust.
>>125721619
Welp, guess I'll play woolly world.
>>125721287
del
>>125721287
added
>>125721816
>her voice is not as pretty
you best be joking
>>125721681
There are like, 5 left to release. Honestly, I won't mind the end of weapon updates because of the ridiculous variety that the devs are leaving us with.
>>125721426
They probably should've gone with just arrows... or Georgian ware or Air Hostess attire or fuck why aren't any of these custom outfits.
>>125722106
the arrows don't look as good
>>125721924
Marie makes this serenade; her filler at the end is simply beautiful.
Still, it's only better when they're in unison, and I suppose that's the whole idea.
>>125722392
Actually I meant to forget the link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUHBg0yj8M
Where's all the art of flexible squids
Cheerleader Callie doing vertical splits when
>>125721975
I mean I'm okay with what we have now, and I wouldn't blame them if they really did stop, but it's just wishful thinking at this point.
Any squib Squads in this joint? Any Squads at all for that matter?
>>125722708She specializes in kickboxing, not gymnastics
>>125723386
When you say squib, you mean C-, or sub S?
>>125723714
The latter, but I'm actually out of practice so I might solo for a while first.
>>125723686
Lewd.
>>125723865
keep
>>125723865
Worth keeping until you can roll something better. Might be nice for a 52 gal.
>>125723865
lmao can't even ruse correctly
>>125723907
No it's not
That's how Squids say Hello
>>125724084
I say hello with a slap on the head but for you I'll make it a punch.
>Nice confirmed for winning splatfest
>>125724219
Closer than I would expect.
>>125724219
Why does popularity make you lose?
>>125724219
At least it's much closer than I thought.
I fucking love art
Aww shiet, squids can dance after all.
![1442725292218[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qzqfbCS.jpg "1442725292218[1].jpg")
>>125724219
Yeah, 51% popularity is a death sentence alright :^)
>>125725218
Old news
>>125724219
Nigga that's a 2% percent difference, if anything, this is gonna be the closest splatfest all year, fuck, maybe throughout the entirety of US splatfests.unless all the shitters went to one side
>>125725541
>unless all the shitters went to one side
I'm pretty sure most of the literal children are on Team Nice
>>125725713
And the edgy pre-teen shits are on Naughty. It's anyone's game.
>>125724948
>I love fucking art
FTFY
>>125724948
Is he fucking a clay model of a inkling?
What is Callie holding?
>>125717305
Here's a tip: If you don't want to be a 40 year old grandma, don't have kids when you're 20.
Chances are good they'll do the same.
>>125725713
Why would they be? A lot of (not all, but a good amount) of literal children are shitheads and are fully aware of and proud of the fact that they're shitheads. Team Naughty is a perfect fit for them.
>>125726165
Its one of the statues in the museum
>>125725795
>the sides are nearly 50/50
>naughty actually has a slight advantageremember that popularity is only good when it's a 2-5% difference
>shitters on both sides
>wins are actually gonna count
This splatfest = no fucking around; either team now has a good chance
which evil fuck put this drop off right next to spawn ft relaxing jellyfish
>>125719074
>Zelda
Mario confirmed for Hyrule Warriors DLC!
Vote now to get inklings in the next wave!
