new operation droppin in hot literally never
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgo.steamanalyst.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqZl_blT7E
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
first for cute /csgog/ bf's!!
Lets keep this one civil
Should reddit be a filtered word?
>>125703787
yes
filtered into "friend"
Why does ptr talk like a nigger when he's white as mayo?
>>125704010
why does summit?
>>125703787
Is nbk the best all around csgo player?
>>125704091
Does he? I don't watch that shitter. But ptr talks like a stereotypical nigger from those american flicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUGK3WnF1E
>>125705129
im going to pee my pantss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZi6sKBVfL0
uhh gotards?
>>125705129
cool dude desu
how do i aim
I really wish i could call senpaitachi senpaitachi again.
desu.
>>125705762
stop speaking naruto you fucking WEEB
>>125700619
I think it looks atrocious, the texture is super flat and looks ugly. It's sad because I like damascus steel IRL.
>>125705568
just be yourself
>>125706625
They literally fucked up this knife skin.
Srsly, irl damascus steel is sexy as hell.
can i have someone to play with
i have no social skills so i have no steam friends to play csgo with
can i have a steam friend please
>>125707205
buy me a pizza and i will play with you
![handmade-bushcraft-knife-damascus-steel-walnut-wood-mosaic-pins-handle-[2]-106-p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CJuBy51.jpg "handmade-bushcraft-knife-damascus-steel-walnut-wood-mosaic-pins-handle-[2]-106-p[1].jpg")
>>125707043
agreed
>>125708261
>>125706625
it looks like the blade is wooden
Cutler left the CLG house, who's going to replace him?
>>125708867
that's the point
damascus steel is like metal wood
>Play GO for the first time in months
>oh neat, a Revolver
>right click to shoot
>won't hit anything unless you're close enough to Zeus someone, and even then you're better off using the Zeus
What was the fucking point Valve?
can anyone stop fnatic?
>>125711235
the point was matt wood and all the other cs devs don't give a FUCK about the GAME
https://a.uguu.se/rsctsc.webm
rate my cheats
>>125711235
the point was body shots lmao but reddit cucks decided to cry and spam emails to valve to get it nerfed
>>125711296
I figured that out when we first got weapon skins, every update since then has been useless.
>>125711373
>it got nerfed
Fucking hell, could have been a nice alternative to the Deagle, but DUDE CALL OF DUTY CLONE KILLCAMS AND SHIEEEEEEEEET
>mfw only one operation in 2015
>>125711760
yeah now its just deagle that is 100% accurate while moving but takes forever to fire a shot left click
rip 1 shot body shot from pit to ramp revolverino ocelot
>dota got a huge update
>tf2 got an operation today
>csgo got a useless pistol
Just end it now.
>>125711235
>>won't hit anything unless you're close enough to Zeus someone, and even then you're better off using the Zeus
are you retarded its crazy accurate even when moving
>>125711995
Wait, so left click makes it more accurate? Only used it for a few rounds before I switched it back to the default.
>>125712298
right click fires instantly but cant hit the side of a barn, left click takes a second to actually fire but is 100% accurate while moving
>>125711275
Na'vi if they replace Zeus.
NV if they stop being emo french.
NIP if they change half a roster.
Nobody in the current state, pro scene is a fucking joke.
>>125712290
Killed a bunch of people with it close range easily enough, fucking thing never rego'd a single shot when firing into torsos at any real distance, dunno, maybe I have to get the hang of it or some shit but it seems inaccurate as fuck compared to every other pistol.
>>125711832
>mfw no gf in 2015
>>125703470
Do CEVO and FaceIt do demos with enemy comms?
>>125712456
Shit, I've been abusing right click like a retard then, hopefully there's some revolver only maps to practice on.
>>125712752
yeah de_westwood
>>125712595
its inaccurate with right click, left click its a cheap scout
>dust2 t side 2nd half
>cts are at 14-7
>they do a retarded buy, full autos
>we do last ditch force buy B rush
>actually win and get 3 autos on our side
>spray the door next round
>2 dead
>woo hoo cumbak izrael XDDD
>pull to 14-14
>bottom fragger spawns with bomb
>doesnt leave the spawn with awp even when 2 people are on A site and its cleared
>enemies kill the retard with bomb and just defend it
>lose next round because 1 guy teamkills the retard and another just disconnects
eebiinnnnn FIOAJDSFIUOAF UFKCING RETARDS
So I was looking back at the Silenced TMP and I noticed that in GO there isn't really many silenced weapons.I personally think they could add more strats to the game. What does CSGOG think about more viable stealth in CSGO
http://strawpoll.me/6295774
>nearly 2016
>not playing Rainbow Six Siege
>>125714095
yes. and night maps plz. just optionally, test it in casual first. add nightvision back.. alsao add VIP mode from cs 1.6
>>125714340
rainbow six vegas was WAY better tbhfam I don't like siege
jesus christ
>>125714340
>ever buying overpriced Clancy games that always have bugs, no support, and die in 2 years
what's /csgog/'s favorite weird al song???
>>125714597
are you seriously expecting lounge to add a phone number to every single bot and then watch over every single trade to activate steam guard codes?
betting is dead
>>125717820
they said it should be fixed tomorrow
>tfw /csgog/ server for playing meme maps with bros
>these retard casters being blown away by our guy koosta
lmao welcome to 6 months ago
>>125718149
what are they going to do, for real
>>125719116
Meme grips karaoke and masturbating over knives let's go
>>125719354
virtual machines running an android emu
>>125706625
Woah, didn't realize the in-game model was so shit compared to the showcase model.
Yea, that doesn't look nearly as good.
>>125706625
what the hell map is that
Is there something wrong with this game now? The sprays have fucking changed or something cause I'm doing horribly for the past week.
>>125720062
No you're just shit. The sprays did change but then the power of Reddit(tm) made Gaben revert the nerfs.
>>125720062
no you're just shit
>no portugese csgog teams
uhm, gotards?
>>125720487
>>125720458
So I magically gotten shitty over the past week?
>>125720745
I'm pretty sure Idris Elba isn't Portuguese
>>125720828
you've always been shit
>>125721191
hm interesting made it to GE awhile ago and now on my alt im just always shit right
>>125720828
No they just stopped welfare ranks so you're facing people who actually deserve to be in your rank
Why the h*ck is the CS:GO community so toxic?
>>125721251
because your mother sucks cocks in hell
>>125721238
i'm playing on an alt but at my rank its much easier which is GE lol
>>125721251
>Toxic
You're probably one of the Chucks who likes that League bans people for banter. Back to Reddit you go
>>125721251
an influx of spoiled, self-important casuals
>>125721251
because of the decline of dedicated servers and rise of matchmaking, people believe they can be assholes because they'll get a new set of players when they leave queue, thus making them feel like building bonds and communicating well is not worth the effort. all that leaves room for is shit-talking and blaming
>>125721251
not sure tbhfam
>play mm
>lose pistol
>team mate goes full tilt
>lose eco
>he starts asking to be kick
>mfw
>>125722267
thIS RECENT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uq-JINjMC0
m8s..........................
>>125722267
wow
>>125720745
>Alientech
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>125722267
nigga.....
SCRUNK
>>125711275
Flusha when he gets caught cheating desu
>>125722689
Okay? Is this recent as in after the revert or what?
am I shadow banned?
Hook me up with some (You)'s pls
>csgog is the general with the hotline to t. /int/
>they aren't even in on the latest /int/stuffs
Abandoning games apart from the cooldown, gets registered anyway visible, or does affect my ranking at all?
shibe
>>125723643
Yes
The score you have at the end of the game is the one used for calibration. If you abandoned 5 rounds in the rest of the rounds played will be counted as if you went 0-1 every round.
>>125722930
>girl gamer xD kills me as I try to defuse bomb as we're both cts
>She gets free points
>I kill her at round start and I'm banned for 2 hours
Explain how this is fair.
>>125724324
You were too stupid to avoid the start of round kill-ban, you deserved it moron.
>>125724324
>gurl gamer joins
>every one starts sperging out in chat talking like it's a fucking MSN chatroom
>look at profile
>see this
I honestly hate white knight cucks more than gurl gamerz XD at this point
>try to watch this faceit qualifier shit
>tier 1 NA teams losing to randoms literally non-stop
why does NA CS even exist at this point?>
>>125724714
>tfw 2, 2, 1
Commend plz
>>125724862
4,4,6 here, git gud
Could you program the source engine to say something in global chat when you killed someone
New update boys.
Nothing much, couple bug fixes but mainly they delayed the csgo ui integration thingy so you can't use an accurate timer overlay anymore.
UPDATE
P
D
A
T
E
>>125724324
>gurl gamer complains mouse is broken in comp
>was deranking with white knight brigade
>gets mad when called shit
Hey thanks for watching! Like, comment, favorite, and subscribe if you liked the video! Stay tuned for more epic plays!
>>125722785
after the revert
>>125719938
de_arcade, generic "pretty" map I use for screens
>>125726694
the second kill was too lucky, into the trash it goes
>>125726697
Yeah some shit is wrong I'm not sure what it is but my shit is not hitting correctly.
>>125726694
the usp is beyond op vs the glock
we've known this
Meme
Daily reminder that spray patterns are for noobs
>>125726949
I still got 4 earned fucking frags.
>One from good positoning as the guy walked right past me
>One for better movement and buying armor
>One for the guy not quite understanding that all his team mates just died to that one guy in quad
>One who STILL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND I JUST KILLED HIS WHOLE TEAM
>One free lineup/RNG kill on someone i literally didn't know was there
>>125727095
They are very powerful as a group weapon and that team should have won the round... if i didn't hit my shots and that one guy who did 95 to me did 105 instead.
>comp servers down
gotards
>>125727473
wait, people are calling them frags unironically now?
>>125726694
>meme resolution
neck yourself
>>125726694
you are DMG at best
or NA
holy shit
>>125729081
LEM. This is very rare, obviously not something that happens all the time...
>>125729209
clap
what would i do if steel and dazed join teams and stop streaming
>>125729968
>watching strememers
>this is LEM NA CS
>>125730653
HAHAHAHAHA
>>125730653
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>125730653
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
reminder that our guys dogmen are playing in less than five minutes
How do I escape silver hell?
I've been practicing spray control, tap shots, and lowered sens way down and am consistently placing top of the score board, but I seem to have constant bad luck in ending up with indian ten year olds and people trying to derank
To I have to join a group or do I just have to get lucky?
>>125732608
play deathmatch and only deathmatch for a week and then come back
if you're in silver after that there is something genetically wrong with you
A team called FUCKING DOGMEN is beating top-tier teams consistently
>FUCKING DOGMEN
>>125732851
I don't have trouble killing people or clutching, the last four games I've had teams filled with derankers, afk, spraying retards and quitters
>>125733115
then just grind it out bro
if you're good enough you can hard carry your team, which is what you NEED to do if you're soloqueueing
>>125733035
wait, dogmen are canadian?
hell yeah
>>125726694
>Like
doesn't youtube use a 5 star rating system?
>>125733567
grandpa are you still playing 1.6
another day another burger
should i drink some water or soda
i feel like soda but im really tired and its hot
professor_chaos's sensitivity is either high as fuck or he is whipping his arm around like a madman
>>125734064
Depends. What kind of soda?
>>125734230
pepsi max
>>125734214
now watch me nae nae
>>125733624
1.6? when did that come out? im playing 1.5 right now
>>125734678
ojiiiiiiiiii-san!!!!!!!
Public Beta Environment
>ace
>lose
man i'm glad witmer's team died. he's a huge bitch
>>125735086
kek
anyone want to derank
>2 guys that were literally rage hacking in a casual match yesterday still aren't banned
uhhh gotards?
>>125704010
ptr grew up in that part of florida where everyone is semi-retarded and black, even if you're white
>>125737207
>>125737543
this desu
>>125737596
mfw the anime hits
>when the anime hit
>>125737861
my anime face when cute csgogbf
Why has the MAC-10 suddenly become competitively recognized?
When I started playing CS I was a mac only shitter, and I finally feel vindicated.I'm an R8 only shitter now.
>be silver
>lose to squeakers all the time
>they always shit talk me because I have shitty skins since i'm NEET-tier.
How do you guys deal with getting rekt by kids half your age? I can hardly take it anymore.
>>125738304
>lying
>>125738304
git gud
>guy that gets mad at everything and complains about everyone being shit puts himself on tilt and ends up bottomfragging
how do these people enjoy video games
>tfw we will never have a Dogmen sticker in the game
life is suffering holy shit
>>125703470
>>125738245
what sticker is that it looks spicy
How does it feel that your game is less important than ours?
Love /d2g/ and /tf2g/
>>125739910
write back when tf2 gets matchmaking
Cz or FiveSeven?
>>125739910
Uh we got an update first...
Also lol someone used this ip to post about how brazil is white and got banned
>>125730653
My sides skyrocketed at the last jump
whats somethjng you will never understand? For me it's titan fans.
>>125739316
That's me. I'm sorry i don't do it on purpose.
>>125711342
B&/10 would watch again
>>125739316
>how do these people enjoy video games
they don't
why do so many retards insta crouch in DM in the middle of nowhere
don't they realize it's a free headshot for anyone who doesn't have potato aim
>>125742784
ya all da pros are retards lol
>>125743207
what?
>playing game
>spectator cam causes my game screen to go black
>crashes
>try to rejoin match
>you're missing the map!!!
what a nice game
>>125743368
git gud
>>125743570
i already git gud, i play cpma in my free time :^)
when's the next LAN? also when is the NA shuffle gonna be announced
>>125743730
>when's the next LAN
depends on which tier teams you care about
>when is the NA shuffle gonna be announced
who knows
>>125743730
>when is the NA shuffle gonna be announced
over the period of the next month in such a slow fashion you won't care at all by the time you find out who is on whatever team you care about
>>125743808
I'm talking like a decent 16-team lan
probably in late january desu
>>125744059
EL is jan 7, but it might be a meme lan, i dont know yet
>>125744059
16 team?
major qualifiers most likely so like late january
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPImdSpB_lY
Theme ;^)
>>125744210
i hate this /v/ meme but at least they understand that only songs can be themes.
>>125744210
>>125744335
its my favorite meme tbhfam
I never liked swag but I always liked azk
no one fucking remembers azk
tfw no hamburger posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3PFvuxOBQ
>>125744570
azk is nuts man
he's been nuts since source
tfw on a diet
just
>>125744570
azk is the north American player but titan he is the French stars
>>125744681
Nice. Been looking for this
>>125745364
it gets better after the 3rd day dude
t. anorexic
>roca starts getting popular on reddit
>now his stream is always busy and isnt as comfy
does reddit ruin literally everything?
>>125747045
literally who cares
interacting with people is for normies
just watch and learn
anime bros ww@
>>125747045
hades' stream is hella comfy desu
he's a chill dude
>>125747462
hades is too much of a hunk he makes me feel bad by being so perfect
>>125747440
added ;3
>>125747440
>UKCS
always the brits and the rest of the euros who are faggots about anime
>>125748280
oh no
>>125748349
i have such a big crush on him
>>125748157
its because euros are low t in general
you dont realize how true this is until you spend some time around some uptight euro cucks
>>125748386
human garbage kill yourself
>>125747462
His stream is nice but it's too hugboxy and his community is shit.
Hopig ryx is too edgy for reddit
im watching sticky rice
>>125750786
why? he's just a standard esea pugger
never knew why so many people watched his shit
he's got a hella expensive apartment though
>>125750915
hes a viewbotter
our guy adren is streaming
fiffy playing fpl
>>125750915
>hella
>>125751350
There are people that look exactly like this, its fucking disturbing.
>>125751350
i've lived in the 315 my entire life and I don't remember picking up the term at any particular time
my father says it and he's from oregon so that might be it
>>125751350
hella is popular on the east coast too
got hella fuccbois in this general
this thread full of hella silver HELLA
hella dead in here
bunch of mongos in here
rofl esea league is a joke
clg red finally made main after 10 seasons
>>125752894
at least they cucked denial into disbanding tho thats pretty cool
>Watch competitive matches
>Haven't played in a year
why do i do this to myself
>>125720745
x6tenZ
Or whatever it was
>>125723434
Literally no one likes int
Go suck finnish cock in another pls!
Anyone want to play? I'm GN4, trash but i'd like to play with someone
id/lappalappa
>>125753560
https://www.reddit.com/user/lappalappa
>>125753560
>brandon
Faggot burn
>>125753723
that's not me senpai, somebody in /fgg/ posted that there too
>>125752894
>clg red
im literally in a deathmatch server with one of their players right now and she's negative
she also has the rank 40 mm pin which implies that she has dedicated a significant amount of time to valve mm
she is a "professional player"
kill me
>>125753405
they were spanish
>>125753774
/csgog/ so hostile mang
>>125753723
>/r/teenagers
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>125753883
kick.pr and g2 then
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/3xavas/social_tried_asking_out_crush_then_messed_it_up
LMAOOOOOO this shit is a laugh
my dad hella woke up my gf who pulled me into bed because I was wearing shorts in public
>shorts in public
>plays magic the gathering
>doesn't watch anime
>plays hearthstone
>tfw daddy falls asleep before I can tell him good night and that I love him and I don't want to wake him up
;~;
>go to cinema to watch new star wars
>see teenager wearing c9 hoodie
>he's wearing shorts as well
told him to neck himself right then and there lads
>>125754204
man i wasn't expecting a hearty lol but it came and so did i
>mattabrat 1 point an hour ago*
>I feel like this could be a shitty bad luck brian meme....
>In all seriousness though, go back and apologize to her. She'll think it's cute, and it will all blow over.
Found Sean's account
when daddy gives you no cummies
>>125754204
all those t/b/h and f/a/ms in that sub reddit
I knew it
>>125754860
The one thing reddit can never ever take is rnh
Real nigga hours belong to the real niggas who wilin, not reddit
>>125754638
human garbage fucken kill yourself
do you really need a fuckin wired mouse with a spotless mousepad and exact sensitivity? i wanna play games, not do brain surgery
>>125755669
no you barely need anything
its just that as you get near the top the small advantages start to add up, people talk about them a lot because getting better "for free" is something that you appreciate more at a certain skill level
that said, a 144hz monitor will take your game to the next level for real
>>125755840
this. also mechanical keyboards are pretty much a meme. they're fun but won't make you better at all.
>>125756030
one thing that is genuinely something you want on a keyboard is the number of keys you can hold down, some fuck up your input if you hold down like 4 keys at the same time which occasionally comes up
>>125756118
just dont buy one of those s-input keyboards from your local used computer stores and you'll be ok
good morning cute boys~
>>125756030
ps/2 keyboards are better since another 1000hz usb device can give some unstable polling rate to your mouse (which is on usb)
>>125756339
human garbage you need to be doused with gasoline and burned alive
>>125756339
heyy u! ^^
>>125756339
hi! :3
