Where Is He Now Edition
Old Thread: >>125553813
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Second for squirting salads.
FEMSURA
>>125687949
Hi, anon!
>>125687687
you forgot "gw2g", that guy is going to be really mad
>>125688078
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE /GW2G/ YOU CUNTS
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
day 3 of wintersday, hand still cold
another xmas without a norn gf
>>125687687
Why are new threads being made so early lately?
>>125689239
you will always look different depending on the ambient light and postprocessing (if you have it on) of the area.
>>125689373
nobody wants to see >>125688979 spamming a bunch of no name guilds and FUN
or drosera spamming HOPE
>>125689162
Tomorrow I'll have my last exam, then I'll come back, and take care of your hands
>>125688078
>>125688145
He's a dick and avatarfags so idc.
>>125689551
yay! ! ! ! !!!!
>>125689598
When someone did put it in he posted his little avatar and got really huffy about "us finally getting it right."
So fuck him. He can type a couple extra letters to find the general.
>>125689551
I've tried bullying and gassing, but now I think I've finally figured out how to beat you.
>>125689712
Prepare yourself. Today I will make you my waifu and tomorrow the rat will have nothing.
>>125689551
Why did you link to my post, friend?
![93lT1VJ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3zqOHpx.png "93lT1VJ[1].png")
>>125690362
>11hours 24minutes 30seconds until tomorrow
>>125691534
I've seen pics of a good deal of hope and I have to say most of them are cute.
>>125687687
>not putting /gw2g/ in the thread title
asshole
>>125691990
am i cute?
>>125690362
You will never beat the rat, anon.
She already gave mepiggyback rides
>>125690576
Because you look veryFAST
NA waking up
prepare for shitposting
Wait
since when do female human characters follow the camera with their head
all my other characters did this but my FHDs never
>>125694705
it's 3pm on the east coast. who is waking up at 3pm?
>>125694858
NEETs.
>>125694805
I don't know, but i like it
>>125694705
>waking up
>2:25 pm CST
ok
>>125694805
I don't know but it started happening with this update and I fucking hate it.
what are you listening to /gw2g/ and what are you doing right now
>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq9mubQV73A
letting this autist attack for almost 30min now when i should be doing xmas JP
>>125696942
procrastinating and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXwvLupP5A
I lost interest in playing right around pvp leagues were released when I realized there wouldnt be a balance patch until february.
is it worth playing again for the wintersveil event? are there any non shit skins to grind out?
>>125697884
no reason senpai, just get some other game to play during the holidays
>>125696942
I've finished preparing to move to a new house tomorrow so chilling and listening to https://youtu.be/XgnNhza-JeI
>>125696942
pvp with a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71by232_Vgg
>>125698776
Kill yourself effie
>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JiMO1-W1CM
Idling in DR while getting ready and talking to someone on Skype.
>>125699306
Getting ready for what?
>>125699382
A job interview.
>>125699628
What's up between you and Dylan for real?
>tfw waifu left today and won't be back for next three days.
>>125699691
>>125699628
>>125699382
They sit in a skype call all day and collaboratively shit post, they are just friends.
>>125700093
Caught us. :^)
>>125699691
We're friends, you can ask this in-game you know. We don't bite.
>>125700219
>just friends
Prove it then.
>>125700423
wat
>>125700093
>>125700219
>>125700423
>>125700540
Every single person whose known Dylan that I've talked to has confirmed this
>>125700540
They are obviously romantically enticed.
>>125700540
go on, prove it. if you aren't dylsons waifu then become my waifu
>tfw my loyal rat wifey wants to mix it up and make a suave mnorn manlet to hilt and destroy my rats with
O-okay, honey... ////
NA please take this shit somewhere else
>>125701134
Fuck off fag
>>125701134
pic related is you >>125699882
God I fucking hate the retard squad in HOPE
You know who I'm talking about, YES YOU
The fucking rats and shit who idle in DR all day and run toasters
You all barely have any AP too
Fuck you
This is why I never go to DR anymore
>>125701458
/shrug
>>125701532
Fuck you Rikki
Fuck cotton candy
Fuck morri
Fuck flunky
Fuck peachy
Fuck you all
So the drinking achievement will be active throughout the year, but they're unable to change the text to reflect the new adjustment. Does that mean their original intention WAS for people to get to 10,000 before the end of Wintersday?
>>125701646
Yes!
Fuck them!
They deserve every bit of it!
>>125700904
Just say no before you're a cock addicted floozy!
>>125701853
What about the Candy Cane one?
>>125701853
It's not impossible
>farmed JP for like an hour or two this morning
>opened everything
>jump from 200 drinks to 1.2K
>if I did this for a little over a single week of the 4 we have to do this, I'd be done
>>125701973
That one's pretty easy. Just more tedious since there's no consume all option.
>>125701853
Almost assuredly, yes. It's supposed to soak some cash out of the rich.
>>125701916
Please no, anon...
Don't...Stop!
Why is half the thread guild shitposting.
Yeah I know the game is called "Guild Wars" but this is ridiculous.
>>125702968
The first sentence was meant to be a question. I need sleep.
>>125702968
people just reply to the posts that they see before them, once in awhile someone posting something that has to do with the game will probably get the replies you want
what did you want to talk about anon? these wacky new hairs?
>>125702968
because no content to play
>>125700904
go back to /ink/, you squid fucking degenerate
used the heirloom toy chest and got the notif saying i got the achievement, but i cant find the skins or the actual achievment anywhere?
lvl 50 atm, if that has anything to do w it?
>>125703236
Damn, is the game not in good shape then?
>>125703927
Same shape as ever
People are devolving into daily farming machines again
>>125696942
relaxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8wSwmqjpk
>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0IaM4_I_Nk
just being comfy
>>125696942
Why is Marjory SO FUCKING FAT
This could have been a hot fucking lesbian couple if it weren't for her chubbiness
>>125703232
dros how do you see
>>125704478
He's used to the darkness, and sees through the blackness of his own empty, soulless heart.
>>125703867
look under collections
>>125701646
Fuck fluusi
>>125704681
I'm ascended to another level of edge
>>125690362
>>125703232
Wooing begins now:
How was your day? That is a fetching eyepatch. Have these flowers.
Alright, please confirm waifu status.
>>125705076
fuck off fluusi
Are there any business suits or similar armor/outfits for Female Humans?
>>125705142
Report shiggly diggly please
Fluusi is mean
>>125705242
/laugh
You really think just flowers is what it takes to capture my empty and soulless heart?I'll take the flowers anyway, thank you..
Also waifu status: not claimed
there is still the 7 layers of ERP hell to go through, and that's not even my final form
>>125705852
Tell us something we don't know.
>>125705737
why would you want to do that
>>125706310
He's a fucking retarded faggot
>>125705142
>shirtless
>>125706131
he is a fuckwit autist who spends his time being retarded in Gchat spouting out fuck all while he strokes his own inflated ego while being an all around shitty human being.
>>125706367
>>125706624
>not being entertained by shiggly's shitshow
>>125706310
He kinda looks like his chin roots are little tentacles, like he's some kinda weird Krang thing.
>>125706826
I got a 36 hour ban cuz of that faggot
>>125706981
How?
>>125706104
This may require more planning and effort than I thought but you WILL be my waifu and the rat WILL cry. I'll be back.
>>125687831
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against this tripfagging shitposter, report him!
I like being in HOPE
>>125707189
I was ironically calling him stuff
>>125703867
did that, and cant find it/see it
>>125707832
If I was a furfagging erper, surrounded by other furfagging erpers; I too, would like being in HOPE.
>>125706104
I told you nigga. Just be patient and wait for your waifu to return. I was right bruh. Tell me I was right bro.
>>125708391
STFU Fluusi; you too, are an autistic tranny
>>125701646
Haha I wasn't namedropped even though I shitpost and avatarfag along wth those nerds. Feels good man.
>>125708585
ye you were right but she also told me to move on.. I'm in a very weird position
>>125708623
>flussi
think again furfag ;]
>>125708863
It is the true and ultimate waifu test bro.
>HOPE
>>125708791
Stfu Vorp
>>125711218
epic post, great contribution!
Any raid anons working on / killed Sabetha explain to me why necros are the viper engis / burnzerkers of the boss fight?
>>125711345
At a guess, it's because there's constantly adds spawning so you can probably do some epidemic shenanigans.
>>125711230
stfu fluusi you shitlord
>>125711345
you need two necro
they are great in the whole raid
one epidemics condi's off the boss onto mobs, the other epidemics the mobs conditions to the boss, doubling the conditions the boss has.
It's extremely good. Videos showing like 25k+ bleeds
>>125711230
Whoa how did you know it was me!?!?!?!?
Can you guys stop shitposting about nobodies?
Don't you fucking get it?
Nobodies become somebodies when you give them attention.
Is that what you want? Another rat shtting up rhe thread?
Fluusi is a mean shitbag who strokes his DnT ego
I think Fluusi's a really nice guy to be honest.
>>125712615
Same. Stop bullying him please.
>>125712079
>shitting up the thread
We need more rats in the thread desu senpai
It's boring without them
>>125712615
Fuck off Fluusi
I think Oothier is acutie :3
>>125712898
As long as they arent Fluusi
If Fluusi tells me how to play this game one more time and how elite and edgy he is I'll leave HOPE.
>All these retards falling for blatant price manipulation of drinks
>>125713141
Not him but Fluusi is actually a pretty nice guy and he's fun to hang around with.
>>125713358
Everyone just wants to be a special snowflake (literally) before everyone else. Not sure if it has to do with price manipulation and more to do with the fact that every faggot in this game wants their FHD to have more particle effects than everybody else so that they can show off.
>>125713575
You'll change your mind once you hang around him long enough
>>125713028
thanks!
>>125713028
I think Oothier is aFaggot ;]
>>125713805
Me too
>>125713575
Fluusi stop shitposting
>>125713637
When the sell price is literally priced one copper higher than the highest buy price, it's almost always the highest buyer being a faggot and trying to drop the price to get idiots to seed that price before swooping in and buying them out.
Happens all the god damn time.
>>125713575
literally who hangs out with him?
>Playing nearly all day
>Selling all this trash to idiots who want magic shit shoulders
>MFW
>>125713986
Not me
>>125713141
Does acting butthurt on a 4chan thread make you feel better? This is equivalent to bathroom wall writing, you are no different than a middle school girl, nice work.
>>125713986
fluusi has no friends anyway he just forces himself into peoples fucking buisness.
>Tfw people mad about drinks and shoulders
>tfw when I just want a shitty title, like the rest of the titles I have>tfw I've never change my GWAMM title; despite having good stuff like Crabgrabber or some other fun silly title.
>>125714424
>middle school girl
Finally my dream came true. And as a middle school girl you clearly don't understand the fun of shitposting
>>125714424
Yeah keep telling yourself that fluusi, you enormous shit faced faggot lord, nice job being cancer to everyone you meet
>>125714575
>I-I was just shitposting.
Nice try Stacy, trying to fib is equally childish. You can convince yourself that you were being ironic, but even that's not tolerated on this website, of which you do not belong in. Please leave and find yourself a restroom, not to continue slurring, but to give yourself a swirly., faggot.
>>125714603
I hope he meets you so you get cancer and die, senpai.
>fluusi will get sympathy for these shitposts/bullying and nobody can stop him
>>125714901
>>125715072
Fuck off Fluusi
>>125715251
its starting to get really obvious
>>125715392
Fuck off drosera
>>125715251
Thanks, Boppsi
>FFXIV is shit and has no content
>the thread is still fast
>WoW is shit and has no content
>the thread is still fast
>GW2 is shit and has no content
>the thread is very dead
Why?
Ayyyy
>fluusi will never make a charr so you can pic related with him
>tfw you will never have a motherly charr
>tfw you will never be held by a motherly charr as she caresses you lovingly
>tfw you will never be kissed on the head by a motherly charr
>tfw you will never drink the warm milk from a motherly charr's teet
>>125716185
wtf
>>125716261
Picture for ants dear god
>Fluusi mentioned in thread
>the thread is dead
Sounds about right
>>125697645
study for your finals anon
>>125716261
>>125716368
Sorry about that is this better?
>>125715781
Make a rat, idiot. Thick rats are the meta.
>>125716572
How about you fuck off cunt I just want him to cuddle me in his big manly arms is that so much to ask for?
>>125716776
Yes.
>>125716436
>zesty twanger
What does he mean by this?
>>125707364
Why do you hate me, anon...
>>125716572
Just dont make it look like fluusi
>>125717329
I like you anonorat!
I don't know your name though sorry
>>125716463
Beautiful.
>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6vfv4sszg
bout to do my dailies
>>125717826
That's Niuvii, Drosera's 8,367th waifu. She lasted 28 days!
>>125717636
Fluusi's rats are actually really cute. The problem is the player, not the sliders or fashion.
>>125717826
Thank you! I like you too
>>125718669But not you...
>>125719513Truth hurts.You deserve better.
>a femcharr will never give birth on your chest leaving slimy afterbirth all over your person
>>125720003
>>125720003
>tfw you will never impregnate a femsura and watch as she gives birth on your cock after you fuck her into labor
>tfw no pregnancy fetish waifu
Post parka memes
>>125720330
DylanXKittdai
>>125720403
Dylan the Downy is a kuckold who touches himself to the voice activation of kittdai in a different teamspeak channel when she is moaning for grelom
>you will never gargle on a thick syrupy load of musky charr seed
>>125720667
Syrupy? What the fuck anon. Charr are pure!
>>125721154
Untill Gae the Specter gets his paws on them
>>125720527
>tfw you will never watch as Kittdai's belly swells with Grelom's spawn
>tfw you will never watch Dylan the Downy stroke his emaciated cock while Grelom fucks Kittdai the pregnant catfish
>tfw you will never watch as Grelom straps Dylan the Downy to the bed and force his mouth open to capture Kittdai's broken water
>tfw you will never see the looks on their faces when Dylan the Downy the Five Foot Manlet is born
why live
>tfw want to surround yourself with cute rats but not the ones that only spew memes and shitpost
>>125721704
being a shitposting memer is the requirement of playing an asura
>>125721704
like fucking fluusi
>>125721242
>vae will never steal your purity by reaming your femcharr cunny
Why are all male charr gay?
>>125696942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2fOum_KWQU
light drinks, trying to make gold off of the inflated wintersday items.
Is there anyway to filter charr to join my party?
>>125721704
I'll sit with you, anon.
>>125721243
W-what... what the fuck, Anon
![Mo6i0aC[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FWLNPQQ.png "Mo6i0aC[1].png")
>>125719763
we're in agreement anon, I've actually already said the same thing to her. This was in reply to her, telling me, not to wait for her to log in anymore so I could be happy
I figure at this point she's making her own choices, idk if we are waifus, but I'm not keeping her hostage or telling her to hang out with me against her will
>>125707364
>>125716287
Round two:
If compliments and gifts won't do the trick then all that's left to me is threats and violence.
Behold this crystal, heart of your guild. Acknowledge that you are my waifu or I blow it up and destroy everything you've worked for.
lol why do you guys care enough about me to shitpost all day long i'm touched
>>125722897
Right!?
How do I get good at pvp again? I haven't played in forever and I'm just terrible
>>125723680
Play Aura Tempest as a minimum height femsura
>>125722692
!
Destroy that crystal and this room is done for, I don't think you can even comprehend the amount NOR quality of these mary-sue engineering devices,made by Scarlet.
i want to pat an random industry femsura
>>125723887
> I don't think you can even comprehend the amount NOR quality of these mary-sue engineering devices
You're right, I can't! Thus I don't care about them at all.
You had your chance and now your guild is dead. Maybe you didn't care about HOPE as much as I thought. I'll have to find something more dear to you next...
I want to redefine the industry for which the true industrious RAT is employed
>>125725481
Fuck, I didn't realize I was dealing with a terrorist... this will require... a different colored wig
>>125726125
A-ANNOOOOOONNNN PLLEEEEEEASE!!!!
>>125722479
W-what?
>tfw no qt femcharr wife
why live?
>>125726981
To get a qt femcharr wife, obviously. Can't do that if you're dead.
>frecklevari
I don't quite understand what luck is.
Should I use my luck consumables as soon as i get them? If it is just an ever increasing value, is it possible to lose luck?
>>125727438
Luck increases your account wide magic find. The only other use for luck is a few crafting recipes that I don't recall and some guildhall upgrades.
>>125727438
Experience towards increasing your account magic find essentially, yes, yes, no.
>>125727438
Use them. In theory you get better drops from kills the higher your magic find is. It's slightly noticeable at the highest levels. Otherwise it's a placebo.
>>125720208
>No pregnancy waifu
What was that 3 sigil ele that ran around TC's DR with GWAMM. She was vocally all over that pregnancy RP.
>>125727738
Post logs so I can learn about this fertile breeding maiden.
>>125725481
Look you fuck, I had to sacrifice at least 4 full ascended revenants just to bring that crystal back to life.
I am tied to HOPE, if it dies I die, and I can't let that happen, I'm not through with my journey, not yet.
I'd like to see what you have in store for me next, mystery bomber.
Am I a filthy FHD slut for having five different guilds for five different purposes? I have one for:
1. comfy casual mapchat
2. raiding
3. small WvWing
4. big WvWing
5. RP
I never commit to any of them.
>>125728054
Could you guys confine your RP in game, thanks.
>>125728054
>if we kill Dros, HOPE will die
Armor up, boys. We have our target
>>125728054
Why don't you want HOPE to die?
>>125728398
No, but you're failing at life if you don't have a personal guild bank.
>>125728540
it has a lot of nice people in it, quite a few have said they would have quit if it weren't for HOPE and I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
>>125728985
I love drosera
>>125728985
>I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
Thank the Six. One is already too many.
>>125728985
I'd have been happy to see some of them quit.
>>125729198
Hi vorp
Feed me compliments!
>>125728985
> I don't think you can get this kind of guild experience elsewhere
Good
>>125730569
Show us your brand new TMK and let us know when you're ready to use it!
>>125730569
ur gud lol
>>125730569
If this were 6 months ago, you would have met the bare minimum for zerk speedruns for dungeons. Congrats!
>>125730670
Here it is!
I'm ready to use it!
>>125730735
Thanks! You're really ugly though.
>>125730780
I'm excited!
>>125730569
Good job, anon. Keep at it.
>>125730569
You're beautiful and I love you.
>>125730989
>Thanks! You're really ugly though.
Pfffftpfkpffjkkek-
>>125727280
>you will never say something lewd and make a frecklevari blush
>>125730989
>Thanks! You're really ugly though.
>>125731719
delete that picture right meow
>>125731719frecklevari will never ERP with me
>25g for Cultural Leg 3
Fucking hell, I just want the slutty Heavy legs for my Nornfu
>>125730735
>tfw you'll never have a threesome with dros and kittdais fhds in that pic
>you'll never make them your two little cum sluts begging for your cock
can this happen?
>>125732126
It happened to me.
>>125731719
This is the only character I haven't changed at all
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
>>125687687
You fucking retards get the OP right ONE single time before going and fucking it up and forgetting /gw2g/ in the title again
whoever you are that made this OP you're a fucking retards
kill yourself never make these again the other people are doing it better
>>125732578
where is the other one now?
>>125732649
>not pictured: my dick
>>125730989
1v1 salma m8 I'll wrek ya
