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>>125507028
>>>/vg/freddy
Game Links
THE FIRST GAME FOR $5: store.steampowered.com/app/319510/
THE SECOND GAME FOR $8: store.steampowered.com/app/332800/
THE THIRD GAME FOR $8: store.steampowered.com/app/354140/
THE FOURTH GAME FOR $8: store.steampowered.com/app/388090/
Official Sites:
http://scottgames.com/
http://fnafworld.com/
>Other Links
Asset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddy/
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fnafg/
New Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fivenightsatfreddysgeneral2/
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: http://5naf.booru.org
Flockdraw: http://flockmod.com/fnafg
Writing Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jwWC_R0jUW1c5k0BUTyStxd3bdP7XULeticRyDCYz2Q/edit?usp=sharing
>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 9, 850 COMMENTS, OR 250 IMAGES
>My feet hurt
Maybe your feet would hurt less if you hadn't spent all that time running to rape the guard.
Second for best bot.
>>125656963
They only hurt because he hasn't been successful. One day anon...
![tumblr_napfr5qMDS1tk8t50o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DcteyPL.jpg "tumblr_napfr5qMDS1tk8t50o1_1280[1].jpg")
Look at how cute Foxy is
Look how spooky he's trying to be
>>125657157
xth for she's so tired and just wants to go home.
>>125656805
Would that even do anything to a robot
>>125657461
I was going to say "Nah, he gets taken apart all the time" and post one of those pics of Crisis-Foxy getting his limbs taken apart, but they don't appear to be on the booru.
>>125657461no http://img.booru.org/5naf//images/10/24b6e0684ea7afc60857e44abd617984d797623c.gif
Xth for Plushtrap
>>125657461
Actual animatronics are just metal frames being manipulated by pneumatics and electrical wires, hooked up to a bank of computers acting as their control panel somewhere far away from the performance area. They don't have, like, positronic brains or something. Not even in FNAF, since all their actions can be attributed to ghost magic shit.
Yeah I remember the phone call in FNAF3 about how the springsuits are designed to automatically respond to noise and walk on their own. Phone Guy lies.
>>125658017
Suspension of disbelief anon. I know that as well, but it makes things more interesting. Without wires, the best we have are things like Aisimo or DARPA robots, which while they do great for right now, are nothing compared to what fiction has for us.
ded
>>125660432
Crisis you're insane, your Foxy is insane, everything you do and everything you are is insane. Shouldn't you be in plant growing class or something?
>>125660432
>>filename
Y'know, given the context thus far, this is more terrifying than subversively funny.
>>125660732
>Foxy gets bored and shoots himself 50 times
>not even out of depression, just boredom
Morning thread
I know its a day late but happy bday Weaver!
Hope you had a great Bday!!
>>125660801
Fuck it was is birthday?!
I Din't drew anything for him. i feel like a jackass right now.
Today is going to be one productive day.
>>125660574
Off for Christmas. For the next four weeks.
Throw requests at me.
Like, right at my face.
>>125661186
A bunch of anons throwing requests at Foxy's face.
>>125661186
Face requests. Throw me right at my like
>>125661186
Draw anons throwing requests at ya.
>>125661186
Foxy throwing a bunch of anons
Foxy firing Anons into requests with a cannon.
>>125662002
lick
>>125661186
Nightmare foxy having a good dream?
>>125662002
Request bukkake
>>125662002
He looks kinda pissed but he did ask for it.
>>125662268
>>125661186
True contentment. Or, if that's too nebulous and existential, Phone Dude unboxing the final part required to complete an authentic Foxy.
>>125662718
I know this feel.
This is getting too real for me, Crisis.
>>125662718
>15 minutes between requests
This is some RT-tier hand wizardry.
>>125648773
He draws nude men.
That's about as homo as it gets.
Sometimes he draws gay women, but that's pretty rare too.
>>125662718
sleep tight Foxy
>>125662319
>>125663913
Can we see Foxy pretending to have an adventure with a kid in the pizzeria? Can Foxy see the kids today?
>>125663913
This shouldn't give me an erection. What happened to me?
>>125663913
request cake
i taught myself how to draw bears today.
>>125664420
You became aRobo Furry.
>>125664326
>>125665231
Huh, a good looking Freddy. Don't see those too often.
>>125665231
Damn fine work, mango. Love the subtle changes of shade across the brown. Gives it a good form.
>>125663052
With the added bonus of Crisis not being a bad talking head drawfag from /b/.
A paperback version of the FNAF book is available on Amazon. Digital won't be available until the 22nd, though.
http://www.amazon.com/Five-Nights-Freddys-Silver-Eyes/dp/1522771565
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Nights-Freddys-Silver-Eyes/dp/1522771565/
Paperback as >>125667498 said is up. Professional Writer is Kira Breed-Wrisley, a woman who Google hasn't heard of and Amazon says only wrote this book.
>Based on the bestselling horror video game series, Five Nights at Freddy’s follows a young woman named Charlotte, who reunites with her childhood friends on the anniversary of the tragedy that ripped their town apart. It’s been exactly ten years since the murders at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, and Charlotte, who goes by the name Charlie, has spent the last ten years trying to forget. Her father had owned Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, and had built its four adult-sized animatronic animals. After meeting up with her friends, curiosity leads them back to the old pizza place, and they find it hidden, but still standing. They discover a way inside, but things are not as they used to be: the four mascots that delighted and entertained them as children have changed. The animatronic animals have a dark secret, and a murderous agenda.
>>125667568
>charlotte
Springroll's got some fucking explaining to do.
>>125667568
>new characters we've never heard of until now
>generic-ass horror movie plot
>"professional writer" is just some random person
I wasn't expecting anything and I'm still disappointed.
>>125667568
>leads them back to the old pizza place, and they find it hidden, but still standing. They discover a way inside, but things are not as they used to be
Novel confirmed for being GhostQuest
>>125667568
>Kira
>Breed
That is all.
>>125667568
Is this just a fan fiction of goosebumps length? Why? Little kids don't read anything and older people just read porn fictions.
>>125668440
Certainly nobody here reads anything.
>>125667737
>>125668402
Scott confirmed for /5n@f/ lurker
>>125667568
They shoulda got one of our spook writers for this.
Root or Drick could do something great working directly under Scott. Ghost too, I guess; assuming he kept his boner in check.
>>125667568
>it's actually just a glorified goosebumps book
>>125668835
>assuming he kept his boner in check.
You know very well he can't.
>>125667568
>$18 for a paperback book
What the fuck
>464 pages
Oh. Still.
Also wasn't expecting it to come out now all of a sudden
>>125668440
>>125668889
Ackshully according to some Catholic something or other, the average length of a Goosebumps book is 125 pages, so this is like 4x the length.
I don't know what you were all expecting really.
I wanted an extremely dry expose on the corrupt and negligent business practices of a nation-wide fast food chain, with plenty of legal jargon.
>>125669506
Depends on the font size, book dimensions, stuff like that. I'll wait for a review that is at least somewhat in depth.
DREAMFAGS BTFO
![157694962802898f715f815c21b7c63163c7f6f8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wuwlb58.jpg "157694962802898f715f815c21b7c63163c7f6f8[1].png")
>>125669657
Might be interesting when you throw in all the blatant disregard for both public safety and common sense.
Play it all straight but have everyone make the worst decisions imaginable in some blind pursuit of success and profit.
>yfw the entire book is full of references to the thread
>yfwthe last page is a new benis comic
>>125665432
>happy adventure fox
Thanks so much Crisis.
>>125669774
Goosebumps books also have a fuckhuge font size for easy reading for kids, so it might even be longer than a Goosebumps book if it's got a smaller font size.
>>125670262
>The first letter of the name for each chapter spells out "LMAO2BITE"
>>125669657
most erotic Crisis piece ever
my line graph is ascending
Decided to draw some other bots.
Anyways, how is everyone.
>>125669657
I wanted Twilight with animatronic furries.
>>125667568
What the fuckThis is how it all ends
>>125669506
>464 pages
Oh, that's pretty cool. Wasn't expecting it to be nearly that long. That gives me a little hope.
>>125670765
Being KittenBonnie is pain and suffering.
I'm doing good.
>>125667737
>even scott is out to fuck him over
>>125670765
These are pretty good, Repair; Kitten Bon and Paunch Chica especially.
>>125670765
you did a damn fine job on these
>>125660789
Mornin'
Nice Fucksy and poppet
>>125670262
>The first 10 pages is Springroll lore with Springtrap in bed with Toy Chica reminiscing of them good old days.
>Chapter 10 is entirely made up of cleverly hidden shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EcvjFPUzl8&feature=youtu.be&a
Dawkos upleaded a review of the book
OG Bon a best
>>125675068
He's a cute liltwink
>>125674918
>according to dawko, the entire 1987 incident is explained (who did it, etc) and some of the things in the book answer questions to what people have been asking about the entire lore (but not everything)
>>125675646
I mean, sure, fuck it, I guess. Scott already answered too many questions and ruined the mystique of the series a long time ago, might as well go all the way.
http://www.amazon.com/Five-Nights-Freddys-Silver-Eyes-ebook/dp/B019HC4EQ2
KINDLE VERSION'S UP GO GO GO
>>125675495
>>125672234
Thats good to hear
>>125672637
>>125673210
Thanks! I had some trouble drawing crisis' Foxy, but oh well.
Anyways, I realized I forgot the lood requests from last night, so I'll have to do those tonight, but for now, any other requests? Try to keep them not to lewd please, if you MUST request a lewd, then expect it to be drawn later tonight.
>>125676747show me dat pepperoni, pretty boi
>>125677390
>>125678208
Yeahhhhh, you know how I like it.
Work that meat, baby.
>>125678208
Lemme see some of that sweetendoskeleton
>>125678208
INPUT: Kiss_robot
>search for the novel on Amazon
>everything on the first page is unauthorized
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=five+nights+at+freddy%27s&sprefix=five+nights+at+freddy%27s%2Caps%2C713
How are these legal again? I saw unauthorized Minecraft books in my local Barnes and Noble and I nearly had a seizure because my reality fell apart.
>>125679983
Scott is a kindly man with no access to a team of legal professionals.
>>125679983
I'm more scared of reading that stuff than I could ever be of the actual games.
i wanna kiss weaver onna mout
>>125678584
>>125680318
Microsoft should take down the Minecraft novels, though. Why haven't they?
>tfw started multiple threads on this and no one ever has an answer
>>125681024
Fuck, this is it
Draw that robot riding a dick already, come on
>>125681024
No don't do that you're too pure!
>>125667568
>Paperback version out days before digital version
Welp. Hope you all are ready for the incoming flood of spoilers both fake and real about this.
>>125681371
He can make his own life choices, anon.
>>125681461
>inb4 Mangle snatches the shovel away and smacks the fly herself, knocking out Skelemy in the process
>>125681771
No he Can't!!!
>>125681024
Freddy go to your room in this instant you're grounded Young man!!!
What is this?
>>125667568
>yfw the movie is based off the book
>>125681930
That's cringeworthy. Please stop.
>>125682406
Five Nights at Freddy's is the most disappointing thing since my son.
>>125676073
story time when
Pdf dump when
Repost for the morning/new threadhttp://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30030
Someone summarize the novel for me
I don't want to buy it
>>125683702
Something about her body type reminds me of rugrats' chica for some reason. Very fuggable, good job!
>>125683905
Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Fredbear combine into a super-animatronic to fight a giant mutated Purple Man.
Help I can't stop drawing this chicken.
>>125683702
Oh wow.
I love these party bots.
>>125682536
No i won't.
Suck my fat and virgin cock.
>>125684501
Delicious meaty chicken.please draw her riding Jeoff, her grinning and him enjoying it worryingly.
>>125684640
Oh jeeze, thats lood.
But, I don't really like drawing lewds of jeoff with someone else's character without their okay.
>>125685197
No problem.use your chicken instead
>>125685523
I'll have to do that later tonight.
Also, still open to requests
>>125685865
Chica dressed as Roseanne Barr.
>>125676073
FUCK, I'M TOO BUSY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO START READING IT
>>125683453
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS
So, should I stay away from the thread until I've finished the book? From what Dawko said, sounds like it's a genuinely good read, so I want to find out everything on my own. Even if it's crap, don't want spoilers.
>>125687327
Purple is PhoneGuy
Freddy Ren is Bon Solo's son
Bon Solo dies at the end
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30031
>>125687327
it actually blows
largely because it proves scott cant tell a story, does not get why THE LORE was so intriguing and only cares about cashing in
>>125688032
Is Purple in it?
>>125688102
yes, though he is referred to as The Killer
>>125688407
Gimme the scoop son
Is he the owner or some shit?
>>125687987
Oh boy, that's actually pretty good, neat
Nice get, too
Reposting this thing I don't recall the reason for making.
>>125688515
he is a guy who killed people and then he disappeared
yes, even this thread gave him more personality than the book
>>125689459
You made it because its almost Life Day bitch
>>125690197
>>125689459
Fnaf: Holiday special
About to start the book.
The first sentence is "He sees me."
Recorded book storytime when.
1 chapter a night
>>125691638
Do you guys really want someone to read the book aloud that badly?
>>125692261
yes pls
>>125692424
Got anyone specific you want to read it, or would anyone do?
>>125692819
As long as they speak intelligible english
Still waiting for pdf dump
The online version is like $3, you guys.
>>125692261
>>125692819
>>125693038
Maybe we should get that guy who asked Ace for advice yesterday to read it.
>>125693038
Scott's book isn't in intelligible english.
Something about seeing familiar names like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and Bonnie in this book is making me smile.
>>125691638
>>125692261
I'd do it if I had it.
147th for Souldozerfag is really talented and is my favourite drawfag
>>125694520Does that mean you're not gonna do it unless someone buys it for you?
>>125694964
No. I'd probably still get it later whether by paying it for it or by pirating it.Just not now, as the last of my comfortable spending money is being blown on seeing Star Wars.
>>125692819
I was considering on doing it, but Sy's got more experience than I do, and also likely has a lot more confidence.
>>125687987
I usually never get boners from art here, lewd or not.
This one did it though, I don't know why but it did. I hope you're proud you monster.
So, thanks to discussion of the book I've realized something. In some native american cultures a place is considered holy ground if a large number of innocent people are killed there. If we consider all the guards that've died at the FNAF1 location innocent, then it could be holy ground. Neat.
>>125695561
Don't let me stop you if you wanna do it, anon.
Anyone's free to still do it.
>>125696652
Yeeeaah, but you've already mentioned wanting to do it, and I've got this creeping feeling that people will get angry at me if I end up doing it instead...I'd be more than happy to help you with voicing some characters if you do end up doing it, though!
>>125679983
http://www.amazon.com/Funny-Jokes-Hilarious-Memes-Pictures/dp/1512185566/ref=sr_1_9?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1450385575&sr=1-9&keywords=five+nights+at+freddy%27s
This is killing me
chicken kisses for new thread
>>125695970
Ole Fazzer just aims to please!
>>125698341
That poor chicken.
>>125698341
im going to continue this comic and give it a happy ending and you cant stop meunless you decide to give it one yourself
>>125698341
I wonder, given that she's actually romantically into Mike and the response was purely over her disfigurement, how to get the same idea across as a kiss on the lips.
On the nose?
Take the most precious cinnamon roll of a character out of the whole bunch.
Now draw tender first-time lovemakings with that character.
Go.
>>125698783
>she's actually romantically into Mike
I don't know. In that comic sure, in the story, maybe not. The problem is she's just that kind of person where you can't really tell if she's being flirty or just friendly.
>>125698783
On thebeak
>>125698341
To be honest, if you had fucked up lips and someone kissed you, shit would sting like lemon juice on a papercut
>>125698841
Crisis is especially welcome to do this request, by the by.
>>125698341
If Mike can't get Chica over her traumas in the fic, I'm gonna find Pokemaniacal.
>>125698841
>Take the most precious cinnamon roll of a character out of the whole bunch.
Reposting April from yesterday because yeah
>>125698541
You did it, you made a Freddy that's straight up adorable. Not that the comment you responded to was me or anything because that would be weird.
>>125698841
This is tempting.
>>125699156
ur 1 cheeky cunt m8
>>125699214
DO EET
>>125699103
Unless the accident happened super recently, that shit would have scarred over ages ago. I seriously doubt her distress was from pain, seemed to stem from insecurity.
Really, Bonnibel, Chica, and Mangle are all so insecure for so many different reasons the only one Mike could probably kiss openly without breaking their hearts isFrench Freddy
>>125699156
She'd be a fish-flavored roll
>reading the novel
>Bonnie
>"his fur was bright blue"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Afternoon/Evening guys.
Hows the christmas cheer going.
Made some more holiday stuff because why not.
>>125670765
Nice job rep.
>>125699839
Why did Scott turn Bonnie from purple to blue?
>>125699156
[/spoiler]That's the equivalent of a burnt cinnamon roll that got slathered in bacon grease and chicken fat, got dropped onto a moldy carpet, and then stepped on with a dirty boot[/spoiler]
>>125699887
Maybe he has some sort of color blindness?
>>125699990
Really? Because I can pretty easily imagine herjust coated and dripping with frosting.
>>125699990
DAMMIT, I MESSED UP THE SPOILER TAGS IN MY IRRATIONAL BOUT OF IRRITATION
>>125700117
>
>>125700117
Draw some more porn of her already. Some good ol' couch fucking.
And I ain't talking about a masturbatory technique.
Post Mantis girls
GUYS I DON'T THINK WE CAN CATCH UP ON THIS JOKE
>>125700443
if you insist
Posting to say Closed Quest will be TONIGHT in about 3 HOURS...maybe.
I have every intention to do a session tonight, but I've run into minor roadbumps that may delay it time-wise, similar to last weeksome prep-related, mostly life-related. If it comes to that I'll let you know ahead of time if it's gonna be an houror 2late. Worst case scenario I'll have to cancel, but I HIGHLY doubt it's going to come to that. Expect a session tonightwith a 10% of a pushback.
In the meantime, here's a repost from last night.
SOMEONE POST A PDF OF THE FUCKING BOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>125700839
It's just $3, buy it.
>>125701198
>buying shit fanfiction
>>125701450
It's not fanfiction if the original creator made it.
>>125699887
I assume it's so purple could be only associated with the purple guy in the minigames.
>>125701609
>buying shit fanfic-quality literature
There?
>>125701609
>buying shit fiction
>>125701609
We don't know to what extent Scott was involved in the creation process. He could have just given free reign to the author, or provided a very very rough outline. Or simply okayed whatever the write came up with.
>>125701450
>>125701821
>>125701774
Why are people so angry and hateful at FNAF and Scott recently?
>>125694525
Well shucks anon, thank youSorry for the shitty output lately. I'll try to get more stuff out soon
>>125699293
FINE GEEZ
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30033
>>125702032
Because the longer Scott goes on with a plot the worse it becomes. It's especially apparent with FNAF4.
>>125701747
Yeah, but that's just the minigames. Why did Bonnie turn blue ALSO in its normal state?
>>125702032
Scott makes good games but he doesn't make good stories
>>125702032
Basically >>125702232 . I'm not hateful though, I'm just really dissapointed; Scott added too much to the lore and now it's not fun and interesting, it's overly messy and frustrating
>>125702032
He's got enough cash for the rest of his life.
It's about time he made another Desolate Hope game, but what does he do?
Another shitty cash-grab, and this one tries to be cute (and fails, because he literally cannot get out of the uncanny valley).
And he already gave away the spooky twist, like the premature ejaculator he's always been.
>>125703129
>Scott tries to make bots cute in FNaF World
>Bots like Balloon Boy look like they're gonna eat you alive while you sleep
>Scott tries to make bots creepy in FNaF2
>They look too obvious and not scary at all
He should just remake FNaF2 through 4 with the tiny bots, lil' shits could be spooky as fuck
>>125702105
What an adorably vulnerable expression. I WANT TO HUG THE MANGLE.
>>125703129
Why would he make another Desolate Hope when no one will buy/play them?
>>125702105
Mangle a cute. CUTE!
>>125687987
>draws a cute character
>makes me fall in love with him
>draws him getting F'd in the A
You're a monster, Crisis.
>>125702105
>that pic
oh baby thas the stuff
>>125703410
we know it's your fetish anon
>>125702105
Fuck that's adorable.
>>125703958
I'm pretty sure that's a philosophical conumdrum.
What to create? That which will give you money, or that which is good?
>>125702105
>Filename
I don't know, it takes a LOT of actionand size-queen tendencies, usuallyto lose traction THAT significantly.Unless you're just implying Mike's pretty small.
>>125703958
No one bought Desolate Hope because Scott wasn't known. Now that he's famous he'll get plenty of sales.
>>125704082
Sorry
>>125700771
Cool beans, can't wait.
>>125705332
No Freddy should be that twinky. That's reserved for Bons.
But I'm not gonna complain.
>>125705372
Gonna push it to 8 PM EST like last week for now. An obligation took longer than anticipated some I'm even further behind.Depending onmy mental healthit may get pushed to Saturday. Trying to push that one backwards with prepwork!
>>125705757
Fine by me! I have some stuff to take care of as well anyways, so it's good that I won't miss it.
Thread needs more cute lewds.
Innocent bots having their first times, tender moments between lovers, all that mushy gushy stuff.
>>125705757
That's cool by me, I missed a few sessions due to internet outages anyway so I need to get caught up if there's an archive anywhere.
>>125706095
Sorry, anon, this is the Big-Belly-Multi-Breasted General.
Didn't you read the sign on your way in?
>>125706214
http://closedquest.tumblr.com/
>>125706248
Sweet, thanks anon
>>125704695Mike's human dong is no match for the average size in the Fazbear dimension if the condoms are anything to go by
>>125706603
I thought humans had a fairly good dick-to-body-size ratio, though.
>>125706702HORSECOCK
>>125706702
Humans have the largest penises of all primates, both literally and with the to-body ratio. Gorillas, the largest primate, only have a two-inch wang, while humans can be up to 11 inches.
>>125706881
>>125707014
Oh cool, so Mike's probably the msot hung primate in that universe by far, but how do we compare to foxes?
everyone was so busy shipping mike with various roommates
no one stopped to consider they might romance each other
>>125700117
Weaver.
Please, don't do this to me.
>>125707729
>renard
>>125707729
read that as "mon petite retard" first
>>125707872
Means fox in French. And I don't think you want to call her "ma petite catastrophe".
>>125707186
crisis stop, my sides
>>125707729
I'm on mobile. Could a kind anon read me the filename?
Also, nonimatronics are for human consumption only.
>>125708102
"the love that literally cannot speak its name probably from a brain injury or something.png"
>>125706702
We do. Generally as overall species size increases dick size drops because it's a waste of resources, but after accounting for that humans rank way up there.
So, uh, that's something humanity can be proud of, I guess?
>>125708216
Thank you.
>>125707258
Humans and canids are pretty similar after you account for scale. Something to do with similar social mechanics, I think?
>>125708730
So what you're saying is that dick size is the backbone of society?
Can I just say I am loving this conversation
>book isn't canon
Kek
>>125707258
Foxes have average-ish dicks, no knot (I think), and itty bitty balls.
Oh, by the way, only dogs go into a crazy fucking heat thanks to the way humans first raised them.
>>125709170
Funny thing, canines have a bone in their penis. A lot of mammals do. It also means any bonersCarlos.jpgthey get is purely intentional
>>125709217
Y'know what else is fascinating? A fox doesn't have a dog dick because it's a VULPINE, not a CANINE
>>125709170
Not exactly. As I recall, breeding access being linked to status, how social a species is and the tendency towards promiscuity by both genders in a species are all common factors in dick size, so humanity is kind of a perfect storm for big wangs.
What I'm saying is we're a dong tornado or hurricane of dicks or something.
>>125702105
I never understood why people leave the leave the construction lines in the finished piece.
>>125702298
Knowing this fandom people could still believe that real life bonnie was related to purple guy somehow if they had the same color.
>>125709924
All fandoms have mind blowingly incompetent members, you shouldn't try to accommodate them.
Alekk pls
>>125709372No knot?
>>125710134
Sweet JESUS
>>125710338
well, it's more like a slight bulge, but it's more like a bump on a dildo than something that keeps the two stuck together.
Dogs, though, they're like the butt sluts of the canine family
>>125709372
Nah, they have a knot.
>>125710338
They have a knot
It only keeps them stuck for a few minutes at most, just so that the sperm actually stay inside long enough, but it's not that big since a canine vagina is tiny
what is going on right now
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PDF??
