Yennefer Edition
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Previous Thread: >>125220932
:3
>>125602962
T-that's a lot of practicing! ;_;
Daily reminder that Keira Metz is the one true żona.
Don't even try to argue, you'll fail.
Geralt canonically saved Olgierd who is objectively best boi who was objectively married to best girl
>>125605212
>żona
Thanks for the new word, but you're wrong
>>125606004
Is this even controversial?
It's literally the best ending.
>>125606908
there are loads of hipsters here that think "muh geralt wouldn't intervene"
even though throughout W3's entirety, all Geralt does is intervene if he thinks there's an injustice/aggressor of any kind
>>125607081
The fuck?
I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>>125602635
>Yennefer Edition
That's just lazy. Not as lazy as "Ciri edition" but still. We need more creative OP's
>>125608203
Yeah, but I don't mind. Yennefer Edition is always the best edition.
>>125607334
Yeah, they hear "witchers are neutral" and then ignore every instance of the exact opposite. I think Dijkstra even calls out their neutrality to Geralt at one stage.
>>125608203If I end up making the next thread I'll try to make it something better, I get a little dumbfounded when it comes to picking something creative
>>125608549
How about "I want to Grapeshot all over Yennefers jet black hair"
>>125605212
Keira is the best żona indeed, the only one that could surpass her is Keira with Yen's eyes (but more bluish)
Why there is no blue eyed blonde in this game?!
i just finished the expansion and holy shit! this was really good. anyone knows what happens when you refuse take rose from iris?
>>125608203
Avallac'h Edition :3
>>125610492
She remains trapped in her living nightmare for all eternity
>>125610708
taking rose is far better then. i forgot to visit shani at the end ;_; my ginger nippled strawberry.
>>125610519
I've got a better idea :3
What is it that makes Ciri so attractive?
>>125611328
Fuck I somehow forgot about Eredin
(but still Avallac'h deserves some love for his treacherous hidden agenda :3)
>>125612554
>but still Avallac'h deserves some love for his treacherous hidden agenda :3
Indeed he does :3
fucking Jenny o' the Woods on blood and broken bones
I need to git gud
>>125608997
Vote +1 for this.
>>125613729
Yeah pretty much. Wraiths are ezmode. Even those ones you can just stunlock with fast attacks.
It's not that hard to get them into a yrden.
Don't die!
>>125621668
What the fuck is up with that bitch's nose?
>>125623153
It's all like azn looking n shit.
>>125623153
Ciri is a jew
What mods should I use for a first playthrough of The Witcher?
>>125623153
hnnnng
>>125602635
>Yennefer Edition
Best character in the franchise tbqh
>>125607081
>even though throughout W3's entirety, all Geralt does is intervene if he thinks there's an injustice/aggressor of any kind
Only if the player makes him.
Geralt is biting off way more than he can chew with Gaunter. He got off easy since Gaunter picked a childishly simple riddle. Realistically, it shouldn't have gone so well. But it is the better ending, yeah.
>>125608937
The neutrality thing is bullshit but neither does Geralt intervene in every single perceived injustice. He's a complicated guy.
>>125608997
And then fall asleep sucking on her tit, right?
>>125615732
>+1
Go back to reddit.
>>125610301
>Why there is no blue eyed blonde in this game?!
There is. Pic related.
>>125611476
You like bloodthirsty women with distinctive eyes.
>>125613729
That's the first really big challenge of the game. It separates the merely competent from those who have gotten gud
>>125617952
Jenny of the Woods is probably the toughest wraith in the game besides Iris, for the level you're likely fighting her at. Definitely the hardest contract at that level range. Some builds have an easier time than others though.
>>125623826
She's not, but Yennefer is.
>curly black hair
>pointy nose
>triangular face
>rich and good with money
>>125626242
None.
>>125621668
WEW
>>125617952
>>125632042
gave it a few more tries and beat her
just had to be a little more patient and not go without quen on. bitch hits for a 1/3 of your health bar
Favorite quest so far is Family Matters though. This game pretty good. /blogpost
>>125633730
Talking about the game in the general for said game is not a fucking blog post. And yeah that's one of the best written quests.
can anyone tell me what music is playing in the first 3 minutes or so of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfdhk_Gw_hE
it also plays during shani's sex scene and pretty much every time you talk to her
:3
>>125621668
Wow, that's a really good cosplay
>>125638893
p-please stop this...
>>125610519
>>125611328
>>125612554
>>125613130
I want Ciri to impregnate me!
>>125639908
She doesn't have a penis.
>>125640315
She just needs the proper mutations
>>125642352
I somehow doubt you have a uterus
is their a poser for this?
>>125644097
Just fucking around in-game with mods
>>125644321
Mind telling me what mods?
>>125644365
debug console extensions
character swapping
playing around with body groups
There's a ton of resources
>>125643937
Delete this
>>125646314
Ciri's just trying something new :3
:3
>>125643937
Is she following in her mother's footsteps?
>>125651286
G-get off that unicorn Ciri ;_;
>>125653843
Yennefer is just teaching her...
>>125655009
O-oh, that's ok then! :3
Because of you, I now jerk off to women's clothing and the thought of being turned into a woman. Fuck you, /wtc/
>>125651286
strange...
in my game geralt and yen didn't have sex on unicorn. there was some interesting cutscene with wolf hunt. did i miss something?
>>125657002
>did i miss something?
Yes
>>125657002
It's possible to miss that scene I think
>you will neverhug_yennefer
why live?
>>125659048
>why live?
Because you can hug Ciri
>>125659157
H-how?
>>125659469
It's a secret
>>125659507
T-tell me! ;_;
>>125659048
>why live?
you can hug not_important
>>125659507
Tell them, I want to know too ;_;
Keira is cool
>>125657084
>>125658838
i always teased yen. how the hell did i miss this scene? which dialogue option leads this scene?
>>125662646
When you steal the mask of ourborous and have to think of a way out.
If you pick the right options you get sexytime on the unicorn before going back to the feast.
I'm going to sew off Ciri's limbs in front of Yennefer! :3
>>125660195
stop trying to make me a meme, american pig
>>125656725
When do you stop that and start hormones? :3
>>125659469
>>125664375
I don't want to end up as some in-between so at most I'll buy a dress and pretend I'm not fucked in the head when going outside
So Cyberpunks Release Date has been planned out already by CDPR, when does /wtc/ think it will hit?
>>125664760
When they're just about to lose relevancy so Fall 2018
>>125664583
You could try make-up too, if you like.
>>125664971
I could, yeah
>>125664375
My wife!
I want to play as Adam Jensen Ciri in Cyberpunk
>>125666246
My husband! :3
>>125666269
I want to play asyou__________in Cyberpunk
>that bling katakan contract in Oxenfurt
>drunk Geralt and his verses
>people telling him to fuck off with his obscenities
>that slurred "come out and fight, bitch"
This game is amazing.
>>125667328
it was liek, so randum xDDDD
How did Gaunter make the blind professor go blind?
>>125606004
I did it pretty much just to fuck with odimm
:3
>>125668576
He went blind reading an elder scroll in Nilfgaard.
>>125656725
>Because of you, I now jerk off to women's clothing and the thought of being turned into a woman. Fuck you, /wtc/
You always had this fetish, you just didn't know it. We helped you discover it.
>>125664583
It's just a fetish, dude.
>>125667328
>dat three maids of Vicovaro
>>125669978
This is going too far, Yen.
>>125671470
>This is going too far, Yen.
Geralt asked for it.
>>125671679
I don't believe it. And even if he did, she didn't have to agree.
>>125671752
She had to do it. Otherwise Geralt would have gone touching Ciri!
>>125671896
He would never do that! She wouldn't let him!
>>125671971
That's why she transformed into Ciri.
>>125668576
How does Gaunter do any of the shit he does?
>>125673196
idk but after seeing what happens if you don't save olgierd, I kinda regret saving him.
Especially since I missed the viper sword in the nightmare realm.
What do you want for Christmas, /wtc/?
>>125673668
TW4: Zireael
>>125673668
>not SandyClaws.png
One job, Anon
>>125673534
The Nightmare Realm alone is worth doing it that way I think.
>Smile warm as spring, as towards him he draws you
>Tongue sharp and silvery, as he implores you
>Your wishes he grants, as he swears to adore you
>Gold silver jewels, he lays riches before you
>Dues need be repaid, and he will come for you
>All to reclaim, no smile to console
>He'll snare you in bonds, eyes glowin' afire
>To gore and torment you, till the stars expire
2spooky4me
>>125673668
Ciri in christmas present!
>>125664760
that cyborg is mai waifu, none of you can have her
> when does /wtc/ think it will hit?
2018ish
I kind of hope the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer girl is the default main character of the game just to piss off SJWs and /v/tards at the same time.
>>125675117
Enjoy getting Ciri's head in a gift wrapped box.
>>125674215
Yeah but the rewards you get for not challenging him are pretty neat.
>>125675324
That sword Iris is pretty cool though, with the glowing and all.
>>125675253
>Enjoy getting Ciri's head in a gift wrapped box.
It's better than nothing. :3
>>125673668
A flask with Ciri's feet scent
>>125673668
Ciri's underwear
Holy shit it's been a while since I've been here. Did Trissamefag leave?
Looks like the two best girls are being posted non stop, that's a good sign :)
>>125676050
>Best Girls
I don't see Shani or Triss being posted though anon...
>>125676050
>Holy shit it's been a while since I've been here. Did Trissamefag leave?
He still pops in every once in awhile though he's largely changed trolling tactics. Haven't seen him much since TW3 won GOTY from that one awards show though. It's not anything like it was though. We never really have waifuwars anymore.
>>125676180
>Shani and Triss
>mfw
>>125676224
What are his new tactics?
>>125676313
>What are his new tactics?
He still very rarely does Triss stuff. But for a good while it was "MGS4 is great, TW3 is flavor of the month" then it was "Oh TW3 is good but it's not even really an RPG. ME3 and Skyrim are way better." Press him at all though and he immediately goes back to the shitty images and barely restrained rage hiding behind /v/ memes.
>>125676313
Actually I take back my first reply,Shani is okay
I'm going to impregnate Ciri with my spit!
>>125676461
How? Yen has all ready beat you to it...
>>125676424
From what I remember, that sounds like him. Fuck I miss this game so much. Playing Fallout 4 has made me realize how great TW3's character development, story, etc were. Gonna be a long wait for theCiri game coming out in a few years or so
>>125676456
She's ok but kind of boring. I dislike Triss but you're kind of supposed to, and she has a character arc and everything. Shani doesn't.
But I'm talking writing and not waifu preferences or whatever.
>>125676719
>I dislike Triss but you're kind of supposed to
Wut?
>>125676719
That was a cute sex scene though, second only to the unicorn fucking scene.
>>125676664
You've played Hearts of Stone at least, right?
>>125676808
>Wut?
Read the books.
:3
>>125676553
By spitting into her uterus!
>>125676843
Yes, I beat it 100% in like three sittings. Great DLC. Took four days to download with my internet though. Sad that Blood and Wine will mark the end of my Witcher journey.
>>125676840
>That was a cute sex scene though, second only to the unicorn fucking scene.
Yeah no arguments there. I keked when I saw the version where she vomits.
>>125677014
It's looking like they MIGHT do another expansion or maybe enhanced edition. They recently said they're extending their planned support of the game due to demand.
>>125677014
>Took four days to download with my internet though.
Damn, I thought my shitty "best you can buy in your area with ludicrous speeds of a whole 6 mbits/s because fuck you, you're American" DSL was slow.
>>125677125
Enhanced Edition likely won't add much new content, though. Though it'd probably remove the god awful pop-ins during scene transitions, and all the other issues. When did they say they might do a another DLC? I assume we'd have heard it about by now considering HoS and BaW were announced before the main game even released.
I just want a Ciri game set in Zerrikania, with the ability to romance cute Zerrikanian girls, and golden dragons. Is that too much to ask, CDPR? And please for the love of god don't fucking blue ball me like you did with those Nilfgaardian twins.
>>125677530
>implying the EE won't write in Iorveth and fix the last act of the game to not be a messPlease don't crush my dreams anon
>>125677003
B-But she already carrying Yen and her's love child...Triss is carrying her's though :)
>>125677530
>nhanced Edition likely won't add much new content, though.
I dunno. TW1's was pretty huge actually. Like a whole different game. TW2's less so, but they're a lot more financially secure now.
The final act of TW3 does need more content. Like fixing the return to Novigrad section, and putting fucking Iorveth back in the game.
>When did they say they might do a another DLC?
They didn't, I'm just extrapolating that it's a possibility since they increased the amount of time they're "Supporting" TW3 repeatedly, and stuff from the owners of CDPR being really positive about its reception and talking about how not making more Witcher would be cheating the fans. It's far from guaranteed, I'm just saying, I wouldn't be surprised.
>I just want a Ciri game set in Zerrikania,
I'd prefer it be somewhere in the established setting we haven't seen. One of the Nilfgaardian provinces, or a northern kingdom that hasn't been in the games. Maecht in particular would be good to explore Ciri's backstory in.
>>125677526
How bad is it? I'm guessing horrendous? I don't know much about this stuff tbqh
>>125677783
>3.69 mbits/sec
Yeah that's pretty awful.
>tfw fucking Estonia has better internet than you
>>125677883
We literally have third world internet inCanada
Should be considered a human rights violation. You get what you pay for, I guessI'm paying nothing, of course
>>125678095
You get free internet? You at a college dorm or something? I'm paying $57 a month for my thoroughly mediocre connection and crappy AT&T customer service.
god these generals are shit, kind of sad since i just finished all content and wanted to actually talk about it, time to go to reddit i guess...
>>125677883
This is actually it, sorry.
>>125678240
I get free wifi in my apartment
>>125678320
>This is actually it, sorry.
>I get free wifi in my apartment
I fucking hate you.
>>125678548
Is that one much better?
>>125676843
>Read the books.
What's that got to do with anything? The games try to portray her completely differently.
Just pointing it out for the recently returned guy: >>125678294 This is a new really low effort troll that posts something along these lines at least once per thread. Just ignore him.
>>125678294
You are the one choosing to not even try to talk about it faggot
>>125678705
Triss pls go.
>>125678705
>completely differently
That's for sure. Vidya Triss is still manipulative as hell, though. Yen is cold but that's true to he books as well. Sorceresses are a handfulYen best girl though
>>125678667
>Is that one much better?
Yes. That's really good.
>>125678705
>What's that got to do with anything?
Really?
>The games try to portray her completely differently.
Not really no. It takes her till TW3 for her character arc to make her a decent person and the whole thing in Novigrad is basically played as penance for the things she did in both the books and the last two games. The only thing different about TW1/TW2 Triss and book Triss is that she keeps the backbone she finally grew at the very, very end of Lady of the Lake. She's still oddly naive and childish, deceptive (though always with a rationalization) and with an authoritarian and collectivist streak that lets her be easily manipulated by the likes of Philippa. You can see this just in the games, doesn't even require the books. Hell, it's a major subplot even in TW2, though she's not personally present for most of it.
>>125678802
I'm not TT, but it doesn't make sense to be saying you are supposed to dislike her when the games try their best to portray her as the innocent love Geralt *should* choose. Her representing what Geralt wishes he could be, and Yen representing who Geralt is, self-destructive.
That's the impression people get from the games. So I don't get the whole "your not supposed to like her" bit.
Best Girl Awards 2015:
1. Ciri
2. Yennefer
3. Priscilla
4. Quiet
5. Curie
6. Jade
7. Sam
8. Shani
>>125678965
>That's for sure.
Not really. People are conflating the initial reactions of people who have only played TW3 and their common fanon perceptions of the character with how she's actually portrayed over the course of the story. No one ever said she was completely different until TW3 came out. And the differences in TW3 are the result of gradual character development and her having lost everything she had (Her position at Foltest's court, Geralt, her Lodge connections, the general privileged position occupied by mages, etc) by the end of TW2.
Reminder that there are seriously people that didn't get that Triss was overplaying her drunkenness at the party to try to guiltlessly gauge Geralt's potential interest in her and it's actually a sad scene.
>>125678982
>I'm not TT, but it doesn't make sense to be saying you are supposed to dislike her when the games try their best to portray her as the innocent love Geralt *should* choose.
Did you even play the previous two games? Hell, even TW3 has them default broken up, encourages the player not to go for her (you have to beg her to stay), and offers almost no content if he does choose her even after that dialogue patch. It's also very unnatural to the story of both TW3 itself and the entire game trilogy, and it shows.
>Her representing what Geralt wishes he could be, and Yen representing who Geralt is, self-destructive.
Ok yeah, you only played TW3.
>>125678982
>the love Geralt *should* choose
Except they literally throw Yen in your face at every opportunity and even kind of assume you picked her during the reunion scene (which they had to fix just to keep everyone happy)
Yen is everywhere, Triss shows up in Novigrad for a while then fucks off until Kaer Morhen.
>>125679209
Bitch, Curie ain't got shit on ms.edna
>>125678982
>>when the games try their best to portray her as the innocent love Geralt *should* choose.
>Shady as fuck in TW1 talking to mysterious mirror sorceress, manipulating Geralt, and lying about their prior relationship
>Doesn't tell Geralt about his past life (the major thrust of the game) in TW2 till pressed, revealed to be a Lodge member but doesn't say anything until confronted at the very end of the game even after Geralt is framed and almost killed multiple times over shit she has every reason to suspect them for
>They break over this between TW2 and TW3, Triss actively admits to manipulating him first thing in Novigrad
>innocent
>>Her representing what Geralt wishes he could be, and Yen representing who Geralt is, self-destructive.
You really have to go out of your way to read the characterization this way.
>>125679348
No i did not, I played all 3 games and I read 7 of the books. I know everything there is to know about her character and her arc, both in the books and in the games.
And you can't say you are meant to dislike her. She was literally CDPR's pet. They tried their best just to play her up, downplay her faults, and throw jabs in at Yennefer left right and center, both in TW2 and in TW3.
They try to make it very clear that Yennefer is an old flame of Geralt that wasn't a good match for him. An old destructive relationship, and they try to present Triss as the out, his salvation.
These are all things they clearly tried to do. They've been biased towards Triss from the start. You aren't meant to dislike her, you only dislike her once you know all about her and what she's really been doing.
Here's what the average person playing the game thinks about the relationships. And yes he's wrong about pretty much every point, and that's the point. This is what they are lead to believe, not what's actually true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6PUReOuHVw
CDPR really overestimates their audience sometimes. I bet there are people in the thread right now that think the Bloody Baron's men were just stealing cows from peasants for shits and giggles and not under Nilfgaard's direction
At least I'm pretty sure all the "Ves lied!" and "The Lodge had Foltest killed" idiots aren't around anymore.
>>125679440
>Except they literally throw Yen in your face at every opportunity and even kind of assume you picked her during the reunion scene
And the Triss fans were pissed as hell about this all over the internet, so I really can't see what this guy is talking about.
>(which they had to fix just to keep everyone happy)
They didn't remove the kiss during the reunion scene and it makes sense either way.
>>125677003
Anon you didn't try to go to the promise land because Ciri will never bare your spit baby, did you?
I'm going to give fillip to Ciri!
>>125679745
>These are all things they clearly tried to do. They've been biased towards Triss from the start. You aren't meant to dislike her, you only dislike her once you know all about her and what she's really been doing.
Dhoine, Triss barely even had a fanbase before TW3. In TW1/TW2 discussions on this site and many others prior to the third games' release, everyone knew Triss was shady, the people that forgave her for it were a minority, and people where whining about how they got stuck with her in TW2.
Not to mention there was almost no Triss content in the base game at all after Novigrad, especially on release. This clearly took CDPR by surprise.
Frankly, your narrative makes no sense and doesn't fit with the facts.
You're honestly coming off to me as a rabid Yenfag that's pissed that characters say mean things about her and Geralt(which happened in the books, a lot) and are mad at Triss being included at all.
>Here's what the average person playing the game thinks about the relationships
The average person playing the game is not particularly bright, and has only played the third game so is missing a ton of context and characterization.
>>125679745
You realize the video you linked is
1. A guy that's only played the third gme
and
2. Doesn't actually even agree with most of your claims about how they present Yennefer anyway
right?
Trish marriage patch when?
>>125679745
>Here's what the average person playing the game thinks about the relationships.
The "average person" doesn't make cartoony character analysis youtube videos.
>>125680216
>Triss is kind and caring, presented as the better option for Geralt, and who he *should* choose
>Being with Triss means making Geralt the better person he wishes he could be.
>Yennefer is a self destructive relationship, wild and carefree, like Geralt. Choosing her is staying true to who Geralt *is*, rather than the better person he wants to be.
uh huh, sure.
This reminds me of when Bioware wrote Tali as a pretty clear kid-sister in ME1 but everyone wanted to bang her anyway because internet pedophile waifufags, so they made her bangable in ME2 and redesigned and rewrote most of her character.
Except CDPR just put out a small content patch and didn't rewrite or reconceptualize anything, just stuck to the planned arc.
Basically what I'm poorly saying, is that CDPR can't be blamed for how people misunderstand their writing when said people are sad internet waifufags writing essays about sweat.
>>125680435
Your paraphrasing really changes the meaning and intent of his statements to fit your argument.
>>125679745
>Dude opens up with "I love Bioware games. And I love the romances in Bioware games"
>"This is the typical gamer, guys!"
kek
Nah. But it is, appropriately enough, the stereotype of the kind of person that loves Triss and posted in the CDPR megathread about her.
>>125680535
Yeah the dude isn't even right about shit that's just TW3 content.
>implying he split up with Triss because of "circumstances beyond his control"
The game outright says he dumps her after Loc Muinne.
>>125680674
They are statements he made.
>>125680961
You're missing key words and qualifiers, and mangling whole phrases. I just listened to them, man.
>>125679209
>4. Quiet
>Has to war underwear at all times to breathe through her skin
>can't speak
Is this character literally designed just to piss off SJWs? Because if so, good show, Kojima.
>>125679209
Ciri is best girl, Yennefer is best woman
>retroactively change the story and fuck over canon in order to cater to biodrones
>win goty in rigged awards show
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>125681610
Oh it's you. I thought you were going to leave for another month.
>>125679924
>I'm going to give fillip to Ciri!
Who the fuck is Philip?
Let's get back on topic. Why is American internet so shitty?
>>125681996
Because americans are the ones in charge of its infrastructure, obviously, duh.
>>125681726
>I thought you were going to leave for another month.
You thought wrong, freund. I am Eternal.
>>125682106
>just flipping the same image horizontally and reposting it
You're shit at frogposting
>>125682276
I've never seen someone so proud of being completely scorned by a general before. You give Goldenface a run for his money.
>>125682289
>He thinks I only flip them horizontally
Horizontally, vertically, diagonally. I post them flipped in all directions, freund.
I'm going to steal BTY's slingshot bikini when she's taking a bath!
>>125682440
It'll just grow back.
>>125682420
>He doesn't know that I'm actually well liked in these generals besides the eternally butthurt american circlejerk of three or four individuals.
I've got some bad news for you, freund.
>>125682604
You really believe that? This level of autism is really sad.
>>125682713
There's nothing to believe here, freund. Facts are based on reality, not muh feels.
>>125682557
Muh dick.
Alright I just wanted to drop by and say hello. Goodnight /wtc/.
>>125678965
>Yen is cold but that's true to he books as well. Sorceresses are a handful
Geralt likes that about her, if you read his inner monologue. He missed the cold look of triumph in Yennefer's eyes while fucking Essi, for example.
>>125682917
Any clothes you give her also convert into a slingshot bikini.
>>125664487
This is a lie. While you may wind up being together with Ciri forever. Your whole relationship will be based on a lie. The lie that she loves you and only you and will be faithful to you as long as you may live. She will never be yours because the Lodge refuses to let her be be tricked and led away from their plans for her.
The lodge is Ciri's Love.The lodge is Ciri's Life.
>>125683914
Philippa/Sile/Sabrina/Keira/Triss pls go and stay go
Dude, ask a wish. I'm a fairy.
>>125684065
You realize Yen is in on this.
>>125684159
I wish for not_important and Goldenface to get married and have babies
>>125684285
As you wish.
>>125684220
You can't lie to me, Phil. Go hoot somewhere else.
>>125684159
Can you make Ciri real? :3
I'm going to have a healthy relationship with Ciri!
>>125685896
Of course.
>>125675253
>I kind of hope the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer girl is the default main character of the game just to piss off SJWs and /v/tards at the same time
Why would you want us to be forced to play as an objectively inferior gender?
>>125684448
At first we were just planning to break the little slut's mind but Yen and Triss were against it. After a heated debate Triss being the good sister that she is, she likes you and is happy Ciri loves being with you, suggested instead of breaking her and taking her away from you since you are such a nice guy that we should instead breed her. Yen was against this as well but after she got a taste of what was to come for Ciri and her if she continued to go against the lodge's decision she came around to the idea like a good mother should though she herself still gets her holes stretched all the time like the whore everybody knows that she is.
>>125686345
I was expecting a catch, but now I canhug_Ciri :3
>>125687472
The catch is that realCiri is a tumblr.
>>125683914
>>125686735
Anytime she is with Yen and Triss, they are filling her gaping fuck-holes that they stretched out in the first place with their big strong musclyarms. Also their magically grown cocksand the same goes for the rest of the lodge. Fun fact: We don't know who the father of any of her child are because we run a train on her whenever we impregnate her.
>>125687769
A-as long as I can hug her :3
>>125689917
She wouldn't let you since you'd be invading her safe space.
>>125690018
>>125690109
You'd probably also get thrown into jail for harassing and raping her just by being in close proximity to her. I wouldn't open the door any more if I were you just in case it's the cops coming to grab you.
I played FO4 before picking up TW3.
>inb4 weeb shitstorm
The writing, game play, combat, quests - basically everything about TW3 is better than FO4.
I really can't think of anything Fallout did better.
I'm glad I played it first because it would've been so obvious if I went from The Witcher to Fallout.
to anyone who's played both, you feel similar or nah?
I want to eat Ciri's skin
>>125690520
Nope. What fo4 did better will be apparent in 2016
>>125690520
FO4 gives me a headache from playing and the quality of the dialogue audio is shit.
TW3 gives me a comfortable feeling from playing and the quality of the dialogue audio is so good that I couldn't hear tiny, great details without my 100 dollar headphones.
Ciri's lisp burns my ears, though.
>>125690520
Pretty much, yeah.
>>125690746
Mods?
>>125690761
Keira's lisp must feel like an ice pick.
>>125690761
/meg/ are laughing at us again
>>125691091
Keira's lisp makes me recoil in pain.
>>125691145
Is /meg/ even still around?
>>125691091
Ofcourse Mods.
>>125691239
Mods are very powerful. They turned Oblivion from a shitty game into a mediocre one.
>>125691210
they have more posters than us despite their last game coming out in 2012
>>125691583
Of course they do. Their thread is twice the age of this one and for a game series that's sold way more. I thought they merged into Bioware General or something weeks ago though.
>>125691145
>>125691583
>check out /meg/ for the first time in a couple years
>Goldenface is shitposting about the Witcher in there
>Goldenface has to cross shitpost in /wtc/ and /meg/ now because he's been laughed out of /v/
This shit is getting really sad. Do you think of anything else, at all?
>>125691239
>needing mods to save a game
>not just putting out a good game instead of a shit one
>not taking advantage of modern tech/game engines to put out the best looking game you can
>not hiring competent writers to write your dialogue
>tfw no lore about odimm ANYWHERE
I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HIS SECRETS CDPROJEKT PLEASE
>>125692593
That's standard Bethesda practice.
>>125692680
He's the Crossroads Demon. Lots of cultures have him. As for specific stuff in the Witcher setting...the mystery makes him scarier.
>>125692768
hes gotta be something more than just a demon, hes probably the strongest thing to ever exist in the witcher verse.
>>125692768
>That's standard Bethesda practice.
>tfw I will never be able to bring myself to stop paying and playing their shit
fucking disease I tell you
but you put out a new elder scrolls or fallout and I'm fucking there. I have to be.
>>125691882
fucking this
>>125693126
Same, I knew exactly what to expect from FO4 and I still bought it anyway.
>>125693126
Oblivion was my last one. I bought Shivering Isles to polish the turd then let it go.
>>125693127
He's getting, to use a bit of epic /v/ vernacular "BTFO" over there. It's pretty funny.
:3
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Well /v/ doesnt care for it, guess I'll ask here.
Any of our home grown modders/artists trying for this sword?
Guys, I'm playing TW3 in my new computer and I want some feedback on the temperature.
After a short gaming session (30mins) I used HWINFO64 and got these temperatures:
i5-4690k - 48 Celsius
MSI GTX 970 - 61 Celsius
Is this too hot?
I'm running the game with every setting on the best quality and it's gorgeous.
>>125696150
As long as your PC isn't melting, it's fine.
>>125696273
If it starts melting I'm afraid it will be too late :(
>>125696402
But it is far from melting right now so you are okay.
>>125694319
Yen's neck look really uncomfortable
>>125696150
The cpu in my laptop is currently 51 Celsius. I think if you regularly hit 70/80 for prolonged periods of time it could be bad, but 61 sounds okay to me.
>>125696976
>>125697356
Thanks guys
>>125692593
The fact of the matter is I answered >>125690520. Bethesda has(will?) do better with mod support for fo4 than cdpr with tw3.
>>125697565
Yes Bethesda has better mod support, but if you judge the base games there really isn't a contest. Bethesda could have done so much better with the base game, if they were in any way bothered.
What does Ciri's smell like after a drowner contract? :3
>>125699364
Semen and death
>>125699364
Ninjas
>>125699364
Sweat, but then lilac and gooseberries after a nice, long bath :3
>>125699463
Delete this.
>>125699636
:3
>>125701901
Are you that ninja?
>>125701991
Ciri confirmed for Grey Fox.
About to start NG+, should I stick with Yen like my previous game or go Triss now?
>>125702192
:3
is Hjalmar as ruler of Skellige that inferior to Cerys? don't skelligers like to fight and die anyway?
>>125701901
will I die in my lifetime?
>>125702591
Do you want modern Sweden or old Sweden?
>>125703008
Lambert's going to kill you?
>>125693126
Yeah, I knew it was going to be shit, and I still bought it, and it was just as shit as I thought it would be.
It was still fun anyways. It had good shooter mechanics, but man is it a bad RPG.
I expected it to suck me in for a lot longer than it did, but I actually tired of it quite quickly.
