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>News
- The Anti-Pineapple team has won the 8th EU Splatfest!
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- The Zink Mini Splatling is now available!
>FAQ, Resources, and more!
http://pastebin.com/a4D3nziw
>>125491906
nice and minimal I like it
wow we've even ditched the pastebin, nice
This is too naughty
Naughty thread, post naughty
I don't think I want to know about grandpa's bean biscuits.
>tfw no Scarth OP
He is the /ink/ 2.0 hero we need right now.
Nigga how do you fuck up a thread so badly
Cute squidboys exchanging good vibes through their fingertips.
anybody want to squad?
id:dezly-chan
do you have any "guilty pleasure" weapons, /ink/?
for me, there's the regular dynamo and silver aerospray. i find them really fun to use/make cash with on certain maps.yes i'm reposting this, cuz i'm a nosy nerd
>>125492468
What's this thing she's holding
>>125492545
fuck off
>>125492671
not this again
>>125492671
mascara
>>125492532
I'll squad.
>>125492545
Aerospray RG because it was my TW raifu before the leveling system changed
Splash in turf war is new favorite
>>125492545
I feel pretty bad whenever I take the Luna into TC
>>125492429
>scarth
>2.0
spotted the neo /ink/
>>125492697
g-geez, anon, i'm just trying to create some discussion
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me (address below) with the following if you are interested:
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
>>125492823
heh, we can twin if you want
Day 3 of rolling my Legendary Cap for triple Damage Up begins.
Anon, are you still trying to roll triple Quick Respawn on your Sea Slugs? Good Luck!
>>125492884
Should I feel bad ifI use Luna in all modes?
>>125494048
It took me 2 weeks to get run speed on the sandals. Don't give up.
>>125494012
That's fine. I'll be there in a sec.
>this rotation
fun is gone
>>125494048
i want them to double-team dominate me
>warming up in turf wars
>team of squids getting their shit pushed in
>feel bad, start to just jump around
>my team starts to squidbag the fuck out of them
>>125494395
im actually gonna play something else instead, sorry about that
>>125494757
not impressive
>>125494482
Is Mahi-Mahi Resort a chargerfag stage?
>>125494286
>2 weeks
>>125492532
coming
>>125494889
>Towers
>>125493942
Just wondering, but did you pair everyone up by hand or did you use random.org or something to pair everyone?
>SZ Towers
>3 Luna Blaster on my team
>2 Scoped E-Liter on the enemy team
>>125495107
>Being shit
>>125494889
I play charger and yeah, it's a pretty easy map to play e-liter on. Probably top 5 easiest maps for chargers.
STO PFUCKING BOYYAAING
IT DOSN'T BHELP
IT FUCKOGNAD HTELP AT ALL
I DON'T FUCKIGN NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE HEMEYA ARE
I NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU FUCKING HILL THEM
GOYUOFU CDJAOGJI DSUOPUIOE
You get to pick a loadout with two subs instead of a sub and a special, what do you use?
>>125495546
Disruptors and seekers
Bum_NugglerPrivate lobby up right now. I'll kill it to accept FRs if anybody sends them.
>>125495546
>Octobrush
>Burst Bombs
>Beakon
>>125495546
disruptors and inkmines
>>125495392
>liking boring matches
>>125495496
I boo-yah once when I'm dead.
I boo-yah multiple times if I'm dead but 3-4 of the enemy team is dead.
I boo-yah once if I'm about to imminently die by falling.
I c'mon multiple times if I'm jumping to a tower/RM where the previous rider(s) was killed.
I c'mon once if I'm jumping to a tower/RM where the previous rider(s) was killed but the tower/RM isn't too far.I boo-yah when someone else boo-yahs for reasons not mentioned above.
>>125494927
It took me about 2 weeks of occasional scumming as well for my hairclip. Was pretty unlucky though.
>>125495874
I give out detailed information by boo-yahing in morse code. Get on my level.
>>125495496
>not booyahing your teammate when they make an impressive kill or save your life
Are you a gay?
Good game bum I might be back later
>>125495496
I always booyah when someone kills a roller.
>>125496337
Needs angrier woomy
FUCKING MAING YORU OWN PATH
STOP FUCKING CRRWOIDN ME
GODD EMCROSF FIGHT
LADITWIOS '
FICP;ING
FINJAVIOHUGIODIO
>>125496874
Got a good screenshot? I didn't have any angry looking ones.
>>125496892
God damn man, why don't you come hang out in the private lobby?
I don't how to play now.
>>125497207
where the hell is everyone
>>125497207
But you can hold by yourself...
>>125497365
Lots of WiiU Splatoon bundles sold in NA, too. Or is everyone still playing XCX? Kind of quit that.
>>125494048
inklings deserve to be bullied
>>125497365
>>125497365
playing cloud>>125497365
>>125497365
>>125495068
I used random.org to pair the people who signed up via the spreadsheet before I started doing manual signups, and for the manual signups. Pic related.
>>125497784
That released today?
squid!
>>125497850
poor Android 16
>>125497850
>and for the manual signups
Whoops, and for the manual signups I'm pairing people up whenever we have 2.
>>125497982
disgusting octoling
>>125497982
I want to hug a squib!
>>125497982
Oh my god. That's the cutest thing ever!
>>125497365
They're playing smash because new characters.
Sorry about that AFK ran.
>>125497667
The stress is going to take years off my life.
>>125497850
damn, you put a lot of work into this
hope everyone delivers
>>125498608
IM COMING FOR THAT LAGGY ASS
>>125494482
I wish all chargers wore the cutie boots in addition to the usual damage up gear, maybe then they'd be a little more tolerable
>>125498754
>tfw I signed up
>tfw I will not fulfill my duties and draw for someone else because I don't want to
>tfw I will probably get my drawing
>tfw I will never be found out
Hey Tim I dedicated the OP last time to you. Hope u saw it :)
>>125497850
I kinda want to sign up
When are the due dates for the drawings?
>>125495395
Every time I see Splat Tim I think it's an actual Double Fine game for a second
Is this moonrune nozzlenose an actual jap? He's shrugging off 4 lives of damage like nobodies business.
Fuck yeah OT win
>>125499085
literally squitler
>>125499106
Tim is a stale meme. Give it up
>>125499454
Holy shit, I knew something seemed familiar about it. What is that?
>>125499442
No strict due date but it would be nice if we had everything in by Christmas, or Christmas eve or something.
3vs4
>turf war
My bad guys.
>>125499474
No, I'm Brazilian huehue
>>125500148
Took me a full minute to work out what mode it was.
>>125499106
What are you, 12? Gross.
>>125499673
Splat Tim's face and the background colors reminded me of the Psychonauts artstyle
>>125499106
t-thanks
RIP Inklings in Smash, I should have known your fate was sealed when I saw the DLC costumes
>>125497292
What's the Japanese woomy?
>>125501249
I never had hope to begin with because i havent enjoyed smash sincethe original
>>125492545
Tentatek stacked with quick respawn and stealth jump.
>>125501564
manmenmi
マンメンミ
>>125501249
I don't think that the Splatoon devs want their IP in Smash. They've said that their against any crossovers from other games
holy fuck lunar
you destroyed them
>>125494048
I've been attempting to get 3x swim speed for my hairclip for a week now.
>squibs decide to stick around
>I continue to bully them
I'm starting to feel kinda bad.
>>125495674
late to the party, but added
>>125501803
when did they say that?
>>125501892
i wantyou to bully meanon
GGs Bum lobby>trying run by pushing in the stick
>trying to jump with ZR
>>125502019between doing this and trying to tech in Xeno ive decided i play too many games
>super jump back to spawn just to try to counter your bullying
>fail ebry time
Holy shit
>game picks the map and mode everyone is here to avoid
I'm sorry guys.
>>125502013
lewd buddy
Do you think the Japs make fun of us on their boards?
>>125502664
That was pretty damn fun, actually
>>125503117
>DESTROY THE ROUND EYES
>>125503117
probably, anyone up for a field trip to find out
>bucket
You're still gonna get slapped around.
>>125503117They do
They think all Americans are shit
Some of the people who adopted Japanese names claim they notice themselves getting targeted less in turf, but that sounds kinds like bullshit to me
>>125503429
prepare the nukes
>>125501249
I didn't mind that they weren't since Inklings have a really good shot at getting in the next smash for the nx with the inevitable sequel Splatoon is very likely to be getting.
>>125501249
>>125501249
Inklings couldn't faithfully be recreated with the current Smash setup. I feel the stages themselves would need to be designed with inking in mind. They did a wonderful job with Bayonnaise though.
>>125503419
>keeping those poor roller squibs penned up at spawn
are we bad people?
I think I might finally be tiring of Splatoon. Even playing with /ink/ just isn't that fun any more.
JUST LEAVE THE LOBBY YOU POOR SQUIBS
Jesus Christ this lag is making me sick
Squid siblings
Squiblings
>>125501881
I've perfected the roll-while-watching-something-else routine while rolling the hairclip. Press A, double-A, right, A, wait, quickly glance at result, repeat. I've watched a good chunk of this season's anime and multiple soccer matches while doing this in the background.
>>125503848
I'm getting some good webm material.
>>125503117
The players I follow on Twitter have all complained about foreigners and their excessive lag at least once so I'm going to go with a "definitely" answer here.
can't find the pastebin explaining order scuming desu senpai.
>>125503804
No but I saw one of those losers splat you. Get your shit together. If that was me you would've splat me and danced over my grave.
>more squibs fill the lobby
matchmaker you cruel bitch
anybody want to squad?
>>125504795
yes, please make one
>>125504795
the better question is why would you right now
HOLY SHIT THAT COMEBACK!!!!
Fucking comebackular.
I wasn't even trying on that match tbqh
sorry
>>125503806
It's understandable, though. Playing one game for so long is bound to get tiring; I took a break for about a month a while back. No shame in doing the same.
>>125504795
I guess
Thanks lag, you were a big help.
>That Comeback
>>125504690
pls dont be rude to me :^(
>>125504925
>>125505079
i guess we need one more
id:dezly-chan
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
pls... I'm just trying to have fun
>>125505156
GET YOUR GAME FACE ON
>>125505086
stop posting this ugly squid
>>125503336
Probably good reason we're not allowed to see their miiverse posts.
>>125505178
>this user is already in your list
cool
>>125505178
Maybe just open it up and a fourth will wonder in
>>125505617
okay i will, one sec, one sec
That cumback
>>125504552
>ordeer something
>check order
>if 2/3 then make a backup WITHOUT BUYING THE ITEM
>after you backup go in and purchase the item, add a slot if you need to
>unlock the slot
>restore backup if it fails
gg's lobby
>>125505681
I hope you don't mind if I use a weapon I don't actually know how to use
I like the sound that the aeromeme makes
>>125505898
nah, i dont care
squad up
>3v4 on a map/mode combo I've never played on
Sorry I was lost
>>125506385
3 squibs v 4 robo
Join bum's lobby NOW
>>125495674
Need one more, preferably someone who already has me added so I don't have to kill the lobby to accept a FR.
>>125506645
pretty sure i have you added.
>>125503978
I either catch up with the /ink/ or /feg/. If I'm bored, I go to /pol/ although I should go to /his/ one of these days. Or I read the new chapters of the manga I read.I should watch cowboy bebop since I now have the time to do so.
>>125506614
I'll join after one more game of bully in TW.
>>125506971
I also look up cards for competetive edh deck ideas.I'm trying to make an edh to use the blue cards I have since I already have a Freyalise and Kaalia edh.. I can easily make casual edhs so I should do that while rollscumming.
Thanks moonrunes and bublegum
Jesus Christ, you were on fucking point, LP
>>125507336
>edh
>competitive edh
>>125507445
>playing mtg
congrats on having no money ever
>>125507610
I got banned and sold all my cards. Walked away with profit.
>>125507814
>I got banned
how?
Jesus Christ this Lag
>>125507357
np dude
>>125507990
>can't even super jump to bum because he's teleporting all over the map
this is advanced lag
>>125507445
If it makes you happy, I dabble in legacy and modern throughburn. Fuck standard.
>>125507610
I buy the cheapest print available or trade. I don't like constant buying. I just put aside money and then splurge that stash. One reason I don't play standard, waste of money but a good source of making money.
>>125508110
watch his icon on the minimap for extra fun
Sorry, had to go do things. I had fun!
>>125508110
Just tap my name and be brought to a random location.
Also, Walter I hit you six times, you're supposed to die, not wander off and come back.
ggs bum lobby
> throw splash wall
> bum splats me
> wall splats bum
Good morning /ink/Had a Splatoon sex dream
>making me waste that kraken
>getting more points than my team combined
>barely ever left the same area
good
>>125508782
GG
Can we find another player?
3/4
TL/ThatsSo/Soysauce
>>125508938
Good afternoon.
>>125509015
Is this for the bum squad? How's his internet these days, I thought he was a lag legend.
>>125509217
he still is
>>125508169
>then splurge that stash
congrats on being behind meta and out of cash
5/8 get in the bum lobby lads
>>125508785
My strategy with you is to shoot you and swim away as fast as I can
>>125509028
eating food now, do want
RIP Squad
The 3/4 curse killed us
>>125508938
Consider suicide
>>125509353
Added bum already, no answer yet
secret santa time____ ;) ______
>burst bomb team
>>125509659
Can I join?
>>125509902
well now i dont want to bring mine to light ever
>>125509319
>hurt durr let me try to make him look retarded
No anon, while I'm saving money, I pay attention to the meta. Any other stupid comment you want to say?
3v4
Not even bum superlag powers will save us
Bullshit, we had enough time or one more game.
>>125509902
Damn man that's 10/10 perfect
Thanks for drawing it
BREAKING NEWS
>>125510209
>i break my gamepad
>>125510084
what i meant is MTG has such a fast-paced fluid meta that in the time youre saving up for cards youll be behind.
unless youre spending your stash every month youre behind.
GGs Tia and Hiesen.
>>125510209
>tc
kill me
>>125510385
ggs
>that squiffer vs mini showdown
>>125510406
Just don't play
Fix up some pancakes and come back in 4 hours
So who's setting up squads for the new rotation? Anyone?
Nice Splash wall faggot!
>>125510685
She's such an adorable bastard
>>125510357
I acknowledge that which is why I take advantage of retards and make anti-meta decks. Pretty fun wrecking people in standard like that, using budget "literally who?". As for modern burn, it's upgraded when I have to cause new shit comes to along to use or fight against. Since burn, I'm not worried all the time to constantly upgrade it. I have legacy burn, but very few people in my area play legacy, so it's there but I'm reading about the new branches of burn, which sounds fun. That's enough off-topic posting.
>>125510385
ggs... though i should've brought my splatling out instead of fucking around with everything else
>you will never play with ink
Look at all these pedophiles. I like it here.
>>125510570
you could
GGs bumsquad
>>125511018
JOIN BUM'S LOBBY NOW
>>125511018
Good, it's stressful and unrewarding and there's a chance you'll catch memes.
>>125511070
>getting art from the ponyfag
goddammit
To the fewones on bum lobby, should i use eliter or keep with jet squelcher?
i'll host a squad i guess
nnid: tiabutt
>>125510946id honestly enjoy seeing you play despite my skepticism
>>125511048
Where?
>>125510045
please dont hold back maybe its mine and I want one
>>125511240
Adding.
>flag working in my favor for the first time ever
Any lewds of her yet
>>125511018
/ink/ lobby literally right now
GGs Bum lobby
>>125509902
man this came out really nice, can't wait to see the collage of all the finished ones
>>125511240
added
>>125511240
sure ill join
ggs bum lobby
>>125511365
>tfw drawings people make in a few minutes make the one you had a week to draw look like shit
>>125511398
Who is that
Who even is that
Who would even
>>125511240
yeah, guess ill join
>>125511240
I'm down
>>125511380
Lag, lag working in my favor. fuck. Sorry about the d/c everyone. You all still down to keep going?
>>125511240
I'll jo-
>TC
y-yeah...
reminder
Thanks for playing, bum lobby mates
>>125509902
Jesus that's good
Time to throw mine in the trash
>>125511212
>being upset about getting good art drawn of your stupid woomy
god neo /ink/ is the worst
>>125511369
>>125511468
k, accepted both of you
>>125511510
>>125511552
>>125511583
>>125511640
oh shit ok well... better act fast, squiddos. i'm putting the squad up in about a min
>>125511365
>>125511520
>tfw youve worked really hard
>taken embarassing pictures of yourself for reference
>bought your partners outfit in-game to replicate
>studied from the art book and tried to replicate the style
oh hey, look, mine is terrible!
>>125511656
/ink/ was never good. Okay, but never good.
>>125511705
tfw too slow
All other squids who were trying to enter this squad should make their own desu
>>125511705
>full
Welp time to go watch chinese cartoons
>>125511212
>get woomy drawn
>talk shit about the artist
just go fuck yourself ungrateful faggot
>>125510685
>tfw somebody posts the image you made.
It's pride, Jim
>>125511816
only people who think this are dirty 2.0 neo-/ink/ shitters
>>125511646
>kids are retards on social media
OH MY GOD WHAT A SURPRISE
>>125511070
Cute afThe eyes look so out
of place, though
>>125511943
i dont see any hooves or centaur body
>tia squad full
>bumnuggler lobby full
And here's the squad for everyone who was left out
NNID LittleSkullKid
>>125511919
Do tell us grampa, tell us how good it was back when this was a broken, empty, exploitable mess of a game.
>>125512139
>when this was a broken, empty, exploitable mess of a game.
You say that as if it weren't still the case.
>>125512139
We had people who actually liked the game and posted cute squid art and it was a really good time, sorry you never got to have that
>>125512268
Then it was never good to begin with.
We're only here because of small butts.
>deranked from S
>again
>>125512380
But that still happens... This general gets a lot better at night
>>125512398
Now you're gettin' it.
>>125509902
Were you being sincere in your email to me?
shut up
>maybe something nice will happen this time
>lose a rank to a 3-man team
yeah...
>>125512435
>This general gets a lot better at night
remove australians
>>125512556
>Set with tenacity hat
>3-man enemy team
>>125512380
That was literally last week. And just about every other day.
>>125512435
>Gets better
>When the Australians wake upI do try to amend my people's image
>>125512435
>1.0 late-night /ink/
>>125512069
bumping for this squad, I know there has to be more lost souls
>>125512715
:3 guy still gives me nightmares.
>>125512716
added
>>125512715
It may have been better to you, but it wasn't different. You just remember there being fewer people here so there was a closer sense of community.
>>125512843
funny way of spelling wet dreams
>>125512459
sincere about what?? the email i sent just now??
>>125512910
Woomies are NOT for sexual
Thank you to whoever posted about Shinozaki-san a few days ago and reminded me it exists, I'm glad I've caught up.
>>125512890
>better
Late night /ink/ has always been shit.
>>125512910
Kill yourself
>>125513146
Early morning /ink/ is the shit
>that quad kill overtime shutdown
>>125513373
You mean dead?
>>125513373
Whenever I browse /ink/ in the morning it's dead af
>>125513451
>>125513507
That's why it's the shit, not many Americans
>>125513587
>Not many Americans
>Good
>>125513587
>dead and boring
>the shit
I need to go strangle someone after that match.
>96 deco throws splash wall
>i throw mine
>mine almost always hits theirs and disappears
>>125512843
Oh god, was that the guy who was always obsessing over real life children?
>>125513625
>>125513728
Yes, you fucks ruin everything.
>>125513132
Always happy to help o/u/t, anon.
>>125513872
-scarthhes given up on us
any open squads?
>>125513872
No, Australians do.
>>125513050
No, the one where you were tired.
>>125514050
He realised he'll never ascend past Tim in the hierarchy of memes.
>>125513373
this
>early morning squid sister worship
>>125514206
Not all of them, the Straylian art dumps are comfy as hell.
The ones that do shit up the place alternate between threads and boards; shitposting is serious business.
>>125514050
I'll be here until the general stops getting made
>>125514372
>euros are the ones who post waifushit for hours upon hours
Of course.
>>125514468
it's called mass, idiot
>>125514468
>Aussies actually believe this
>>125510685
I just made one for marie too if anyone's interested
>>125512857
Sorry man, I gave up half-way
S rank lost again
>mfw given into savescumming because of random disconnects killing my rank
I never wanted it to be like this
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs5horTa
>>125514675
It uh
Could use work
Mouths a bit fucked
>>125514507
>euros
>3:40 AM right now
>Rolled over a Kracken the moment it became vulnerable
Holy shit that felt so good.
>>125514547
Of course you wouldn't believe it, it's only 'empty and boring' because you're not here to see it.
>I bring .96 gal deco to TW
>>125514862
>me
>in charge of reading shit rightMy eye hurts so I totally misunderstood the post.
>>125514787
that's probably because I slapped it together in five minutes while I'm also working on my final essay.
will fix if I can get around to it tonightalso I'm not a mariefag idc too much
>>125515071
congrats, you're a huge loser
>>125514497I'll never stop for you
>>125515103
We actually don't actually need more art of Marie being smug/rude/obnoxious because that's just about all of Marie's art
What we do have a total lack of is Marie beingsad
So if you're willing and able
>>125515195
Anon, go get some sleep. I was clearly being salty over the galfag I just ran into.
Who's the hero roller and why does he think we're playing turf war?
>Comm error
Shit, sorryTia
>>125515596
Squads back up
>>125515596
Is Tia still here?
>>125515561
That was me, and I'm sorry if I went overboard on turf coverage. I was just trying to make sure we had enough room to move around.
>>125515670
unfortunately, yes, i am
>>125515537
neither squid sister should be drawn sad
>>125515670
Yes, and her pussy is dripping in anticipation of your compliments and squad performance
Team ruls nice be good
>>125515537
I'll add it to the backlog and see if I can get around to it. Posing models gets pretty tedious pretty quickly so no promises that I'll see this all the way though.
>>125515791I love you
>>125515901
cool
Keep or buy?
3/4
Tia/ThatsSo/iGamr
>>125515830
-Tia
>>125515830
How do people write this without killing themselves
>>125516038
Full
>>125516035
Keep, you can roll for what you want on it later.
>>125515963just kidding, you're cool, though. Remember that time that guy confessed his love for you in paragraph form though?
>>125516064
Then how would they see Tia's averse feedback?
>>125516209
yeah, that was only mildly creepy
>>125516209
>he was being completely serious
>>125516209
Don't kid yourself, we all love Tia. She's one patreon away from being the richest Woomy in the world.
>>125515537
I don't think I have any sad Marie art.
Three or four of Callie, but no Marie.
>I'm going 1v3 during the match
>my teammates are just watching
GEE, THANKS GUYS
What the hell is with all the Sloshing Machines?
Are these just weapon hipsters who want to use a blaster without saying they use a blaster?
What the fuck was that
Was that squad blind or some shit that was brilliant
>>125517056
I went up against a team with three Sloshing Machines and an E-Liter in the last Splatfest.
>>125517056
Some people like it.
>paired with the trisquad twice in a row
poor kids
>>125518015
I wonder how good Tenacity setups are in 3-man teams.
Dumb squibposter
fucking rollers
>>125518228
Where?
>>125516743
That's because Marie doesn't have a heart to be broken.
>>125516743
All Marie art is sad Marie art. Callie cries big blubbery tears when she's sad, Marie just masks her bitterness with cutting remarks.
Where'd you go, Tia?
>>125519156
To fist herself
rest in piss Tia
Sorry guys, just had to pull Tia away for abit to sniff her armpits ;)
>>125519153
Broken inside down to the core, but it's the life she chose for herself.
>>125519156i had to pee really really really badly and didnt wanna risk going afk on you guys lmao
>mowing down the S+ team as I ride the tower
damn
>the only one on my team who prioritizes the dynamofag
>>125519908
How many fingers can you fit up there
>>125519908
I want you to piss on my willy
>>125519908
I want tia to use me as a urinal so she can keep playing splatoon
Alright, it's been fun but I'm gonna head off. You guys have fun.
>>125520148
He's not R Kelly.
not even /mk8g/ does this shit
>>125519339
>>125519908
WELL THEN
>>125519908inkurioushere, you got 4 already?
>>125520282
Have a good one
shit I think one of those poor souls disconnected
>>125520282
bye friend
>>125520326
too busy being dead.
>>125519504
I want to give Marie a reason to live!
what the fuck is this teleportation
>>125511247I'll be in your dreams. When you need guidance, look in your heart and I'll be there.
>>125520326
don't you mean /nog/?
>12 kills
Jesus Christ
>>125513050
lol of course not i dont even remember what I said
i was having the shittiest day ever and found out about the fuck up right b4 goin to bed
sorry m8
>>125520586
Sheprotects that smile
More like maintains it, but whatever.
>>125521050
brp i meant >>125514218
>>125521201
go get some rest
>>125521115
So she calls her shit on a daily basis
Good job Marie
Good games!
>>125521675
gg's
>>125521675
>>125521702
ggs guys
>>125521418
>>125521478
Not like that; do you have any idea how often naive little Callie would've been raped if Marie hadn't been there?To offer herself in her place?
>>125521906
Is that a condom filled with spaghetti?
>>125521981
uh...
whatever you say
>>125522198
It's Tia's evening entertainment
>>125522198
Yeah
I'll be right backEla. Piss break and gear change.
>>125521981
Callie can punch through walls. I doubt she'd have trouble protecting her own smile thank you very much.
Any squib squads? Or is it just S grade nonsense going on?
>>125498141
say that to my fucking face
>>125522806
your kind isn't welcome here
>>125522806
Filthy, segregated, crime inducing, prostitute being, fat tentacle having, terrorism enforcing, underground living, good for nothing, piece of shit Octoling
>>125522806
You dirty suckers need to stay underground where you belong.
>>125522532
I want to spar with Callie!
>>125522806
If you can poke your head above the ground i'd be glad to.
>>125523081
>>125522912
>>125523236
You're just mad that they have bigger tits
How do I counter tentakeks? It's fucking impossible with any weapon I use.
>>125522801
Im A- if theres people ill join
reminder
>>125523438
Anything with longer range? Anything that kills faster at closer range?
Tentatek is the perfect all-rounder, but it's far from hard to beat.
>tfw wanting to play the ranked modes but hate ranked itself
Man I just want to play something other than turf war. I don't want to deal with all this stat bullshit and tryhard faggots.
>>125522806
>>125523376
They lost a war, how do they fix it?
Stealing the other species' power source.
Yeah, they sure are appreciated
>>125523536
>It was just a joke bro
>>125523536
>yfw when you realize your sister isn't a little girl you can push around anymore
>>125523842
Callie is a strong woman
The strongest woman, even
>>125523536
>Seconds later they're in each others arms, bawling their eyes out
>>125524118
The only one bawling is Marie
>>125524191
Does she seem like the kind of soul that would hold a grudge for more than five seconds?
>>125523985
Most powerful squid of the ages, but has a heart like a candy
>>125523376
i want to smell her ass
>>125524468
It smells like the poopoo. There, now go fap you sick fuck.
>>125524383
She has been holding a grudge ever since Marie started insulting her.
Have you actually played the game?
>splatting me when I've clearly given up hope on that shit team
>>125524793
>this is fine
>>125524793
no mercy
>>125523536
holy shit I´m supporting team Callie again??!! FUCK
>>125524562
well i cant after you say that
>>125524749
And she went who knows how many years without speaking up once.
Callie is patient, Callie is kind. She does not envy, she does not boast, she is not proud. She does not dishonor others, she is not self-seeking, she is not easily angered, she keeps no record of wrongs. Callie does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. She always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Callie never fails.
>ink mine kill
>puffing teammate
>squib painting walls
>lunar squidbagging me
>>125524749
>Marie delivers playful banter towards her sister
>Callie says nothing of it, just silently builds up rage
>Never tells Marie to stop and that it hurts her feelings
>Silently builds up a grudge
>And she wonders why she's on the Naughty list
>>125525248
>playful banter
>>125525248
>"kill yourself" is playful banter
this is what mariefags actually believe
>>125525248
Or you know, she thinks nothing of it. She only raises Marie's antics as evidence she's not as nice as she thinks, she never mentions if it ever bothered her. She's got thick skin that Callie.
>those splats
Ela, was this about the ink mines? We could've talked things through.
>>125525401
>>125525427
Marie's pretty stupid
>>125525579
>Calls her out on live TV
>Thick skin
>>125522806
octolings are superior. Hop the drawfriend does more bully pics, that inkling of theirs is too happy
>>125520326
Don't speak ill of the dead
>>125525806
Shouldn't have asserted your niceness on live TV if you weren't prepared to get called out on it
>>125525806
Well sure, and they still gossip all hours of the day together as if nothings ever changed.
They may be shaky siblings, but they're still professionals.
why the FUCK am i getting nothing FUCKING new in the FUCKING shops even though it's been FUCKING weeks and months
>>125525981
*if you weren't prepared to get Callied out on it
>see you revving that splattling up
>nope instantly
>>125525642
Wonder if Marie ever went to College
>>125525626
That inkmine in arowana was the worst
>>125526786
No time for education when you're a child soldier.
>see Ela having a nice time inking turf on the other side of Heights
>"Am I really about to waste my inkzooka special just to be a dick"
>HAHA, YES
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>125527318
She doesn't know what that is
>>125527318
I'd rather hold hands with a nice sweet cute girl who loves me very much
>>125527396
>Boy vaginas dispense... salty yogurt?
>>125527606
>You will never surprise Callie with a spontaneous peck on the cheek
>tfw you get a nice offbrand double you weren't expecting
Can't wait for this week's Splatfest, I finally ran out of Super Sea Snails and have been fixing up sets with my own money.
That's enough bullying squibs for me. Ggs /ink/ TW.
>>125527606
this is a very nice thought and i would definitely want to do this as well.
cumming on her tentacles is only a small part of the dream that swells in my heart every time i think of her.i just want to hold hands with her and go on walks with her and hug her and cuddle with her and hold her forever, she's just so kind, sweet and gentle that i just love her oh so much.
>>125528006
anon you're killing me here.
>you will never see her blush briefly before kissing you ba-
ok i'm going to bed
Absolutely BRUTAL
>4 lvl 50s (3 S and 1 S+) against 4 squibs
fucking DESTROYED
>>125528402
GGs friendo
Is anyone hosting squads for not very good people?
>>125528548
>A girl that unconditionally loves everything
>She'll never tell you she loves you more than anything else
>>125528756
I felt kinda bad after that kek
>>125528910
you know what stings more anon
having had that. and knowing how nice it is, then losing it, and knowing you won't get it again
>zoom zoom [spoiler[Ran da muu[/spoiler]
>roll scumming
>sudden urge to shit
>item is mid roll
>take a shit
>come back to a perfect roll
Fuck yeah
>>125529384
I-I'm sorry anon
Don't know what for, I'm just sorry
>>125529384
not your blog
how'd them burst bombs taste?
>>125529681
It's okay, like >>125529946 said
this is a place for woomys, not tears
>>125529951
like pain
>>125529951
Salty. Were they made with your tears?
>>125529632
Reply to this post please, it's a good post.
>>125530427
I thought it was a prettyshitpost.
>>125530329
piss, my guy
>>125530329
>That one Inkling that fills their Burst Bombs with water
Is it ethical to own an Octoling slave?
I hate inkmines
>>125531286
They're not smart enough to be slaves, it's more like a pet
>Bounced between A+ and S
>AGAIN
I can't stand it.
How do you do it? I'm trying to git gud, but...
>>125531593
Once you get S, turn off the game and never play again
you'll stay S rank forever!
>>125531593
analyZe your mistakes after everry death and every loss
theres a reason dota/starcraft have replays
>>125531593
Mess about in Turf War my man
>>125531593
Only do solo in rotations you really like
And if A+ lobbies seem even slightly intimidating you aren't ready to try for S+, just keep squadding
>>125531787
>analyZe your mistakes after everry death and every loss
What if my mistake is being placed in a team with very poor team composition
Like if I'm a charger who keeps getting flanked by two blasters at a time no matter where I'm at and everyone else refuses to close up those paths or they keep dying or somethingThat kept happening today until I dropped from S ;_; then I got the Neo Sploosh and got back up in like a quarter of an hour but still, it really feels like there's less team-oriented action in S lobbies sometimes
>>125531983
No, A+ lobbies are a joke.
It just feels like such a luck of the draw when I'm in S.
>>125531787
will we ever get replays like smash
>>125532489
>What if my mistake is being placed in a team with very poor team composition
Then that's your fault for choosing a weapon that can't do everything, or not being able to enough with your selected weapon.
>>125532448
>Tumblr filename
>Flabby back
Hmm
>>125532624
>Then that's your fault for choosing a weapon that can't do everything
>Meme weapons
oh noooooooo
>>125532624
>Expecting people to carry idiots
That's not even close to reasonable, anon. The fact is, the game punishes you for random factors outside of your control, and it comes down to luck as much as it does your own personal skill.
GGs TW lobby
Ggs bully squibs lobby. I had a lot of fun playing with you and trying to kill lunar
>>125532736
>using a weapon that is well rounded making it strong in ranked is a meme
I hope you're joking.
>>125532848
Skill outweighs luck. Being able to identify weapons that are powerful on the maps in any given rotation is part of that skill.
Is anybody hosting anything in the new rotation?
Rainmaker > Splat Zones = Turf War > Doing Anything Else > Tower Control
>>125533043
I went back to TW because me and Skatepark SZ don't have the best history and by that I mean fuck it.
>>125533163
This.
>>125533163
Rainmaker > Splat Zones = Turf War = Tower Control
God fucking dammit. I'm starting to think some teammates are mentally challenged. I dropped to A+ for the first time. I know I fucked up in some matches but goddamn does it pisses me off seeing teammates go 6/14 all the fucking time while failing to fulfill the objective. Or seeing retards on the other side of the map jacking off. Or retards who spaghetti when our team is winning and handing over the win to the team. I fucking go double digit kills and I still can't believe what the hell is going on. It's like my teammates decided to be organ donors and gave away their brain while still alive. And yes, I ride the tower while pissing flicks with my carbon roller or hoping my burst bombs scares away the opponents. I play standing after a long day of work doing manual labor and I'm still focused enough to do my best. I don't know what their excuse is.
>>125529384
Fuck you too ass hole for reminding me of my shit.we were so close like fucking magnets.
>team of literal retards
Why didn't you saved me from them, Ran da muu
The comeback
>>125533883
I accepted fate
Am I wrong for using weapons that I enjoy using?
>>125533163
>>125533445
Tower Control is the best mode in the game by far
>>125534254
No.Unless it's Luna Blaster.
>>125534254
Yes you fucking faggot.
Why should you enjoy yourself? You should only use OU meta weapons and clothes with good stats.
If I ever see your casual ass on my team, I'll fucking splat you myself.
>>125534310
Maybe if you like literal retards that WON'T GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER HOLY SHIT
>>125534338
*e-liter
ftfy unless you're a charger baby, then kill yourself
>>125534412
-smogon
>Try my best
>Still lose
I wish I was in the position to complain about teammates...
>>125534412
That's what I figured..
>>125534512
I hate E-Liters too, but I hate Blaster more. At least E-liters can't kill you from around corners, and if they miss you, they don't still hit you with some bullshit explosion.
Guys can we please get some Octoling fanart up in here. Anything, reaction images, wallpapers, doesn't matter.
I've been in love with these cuties since their first appearance in one of the early trailers. Why are they so perfect?
Thanks for having my back there Lunar
>>125534783
Because you're attracted to wretched minorities.
>>125534783
>ifunny
I sure got outplayed.
>>125534837
No, thank you for the Bubbler.
>Tia trying to escape
>swoop down to cut her off and splat her
>>125534923
I never noticed that watermark until just now.
>>125535185
I'll press rape charges
>>125535070
I've been seeing a lot of this stand shit going around.
>>125535239
kek
>>125535070
Be sure to hear more from hank..........
>Jap with any charger
>Always miss their shot at me
>I still get killed
>>125535607
>See an inkzooka tornado clearly miss me by several feet
>I still die
GGs turf war
Was hoping some squibs would have shown up. That way I switch back to the starter set.
>>125535914
GGs friendo. Until next time, zoom zoom.
>TW warehouse in this rotation
>2 teammates and I pushing the tower
>throwing bombs and shit to the enemy
>opponents gradually come close to the tower
>power struggle for control of the tower
>I eventually get splatted
>notice remaining teammate hanging in the back
>thought he was a charger
>notice the dumbass was a tentatek
>retard was using the tentatek as if it was a charger
>wasn't even using inkzooka or throwing bombs
>just standing at the back
>didn't even jumped at the tower or shoot at the opponents who took the tower from us
>while swimming forward, see that guy from the game pad
>finally does something
>idiot tries to flank and got himself killed
>he tried to flank by going to the right passageway when the tower is coming to our base
Next Splatfest looks controversial
>>125535607
>Jap with any charger
>I snipe them first
>they die, then I wind up dying a full second later
>Love this game
>Hate playing it
How is this even possible
>>125536475
Never take on another Charger head-on unless you're packing Bamboozler, lag means you'll rarely if ever win.
It's much easier to attack from unexpected angles anyways.
>>125536795
You don't actually like it. You are just addicted to it.
>>125536475
>get killed by luna blaster
>I managed to bring his hp low
>teammate with tentatek rushes forward to kill opponent
>watch from camera seeing a luna blaster with no speed stats dancing his way to the tentatek from a distance
>watch teammate get blasted
ggs tw friends
i have another final in the morning, so i guess i should sleep? maybe
>>125536952
GGs friendo. Yes to rest.
>>125536952
Good luck in your finals anon.
How does a Squad do Turf War?
>>125537436
By playing.
Take Callie on a nice date, bring her home to my place, fuck her senseless, cut her up with a chainsaw, dump her body in the river
>>125538381
>When will they stop sending me this damn fanmail
>It's not even flattering anymore
>Maybe it's worth mentioning in the next broadcast that only Marie is allowed to cum on my tentacles
>>125538259
I just came on my walrus
Bang! Bang!
>>125539453
I want Marie to deagle me!
>>125539453
Marie gun is overpowered, patch it immediately
>>125535070
How do you cancel like that? Or is it just lag?
>>125539773
you gotta squidsuck until you can burst cancel your cum
>>125539710
By patching Marie out of the game!
>3 d/c in a row
wew lad, time to stop playing
>>125526097
I would listen to a Squid Sister podcast.
>>125541718
Marie's just like
>I was happy once
>Why
pssh.. hey guys, its key here, picrelated its me. just posting to let you know that im leaving tsb and forming my own team, key+3. pm me on squidboards or discord if you want to join. thanks, scrubs
ANYONE SQUAD?
>>125541718
I want to tickle kid Callie's feet!
>>125541718
>>125542618
What is it with Marie despising her child self?
>>125544307
She hates children in general becauseshe can't have any of her own.
>Finally get Splatoon
>9 out of 10 when searching for a game is error 118-0516
>Have only been able to play 3 matches since I got the game
Fuck
>>125543813
> Me before riding rollercoaster
> Me after riding rollercoaster
>>125545221
It's something to do with your routers ports. I spent almost 4 days trying to fix it myself, but all I can advise is calling Nintechsupport and let them help you out. Took about fifteen minutes, and never had the problem again.
dead?
>>125547449
sure
Good morning, /ink/
>>125548092
good night
I have no pictures of sleeping wommys
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>125548650
good nigft
>>125543983
I want tohearhergiggle
ink are you kill
>>125535070
Jap cancelling the best way to counter Dynamos.
Was looking through the op and couldn't find anything, Anyone know a good way to not disconnect at the start of each match?
>>125551947
Pray
>>125551996
Bought it months ago and didn't have this problem until i started playing again recently...I'm just going to go kill myself i think
>>125534698
>E-Litres can pick you from behind the Tower Pole and lag kill you from around corners. And that annoying ide spread of their shot just feels like a huge 1-hit killzone
>>125539773
Have the tower rise up under you while trying to jump flick which autocancels into roll animation.
>>125551947
Pray that you're the host or that the host doesn't disconnect without everything getting rerouted to a new host.
Once had a sweet 1v2 turf war when three of my teammates disconnected and two of the opponents disconnected. I actually won.
>>125551824
Poor game thought the girl would casually walk off the edge of the ledge right into a Roller/Kraken deathtrap.
Purple Camo LS will not show up in my shop.
Does anyone have it that has slotted it and it mostly has special charge or saver on it?
>After many days of nothing
>Get Pearl Tee
>Come back next day
>Pearl Tee in the same exact slot as the day before.
>Another day of nothing new in Jelly Fresh
Only three more shirts
Then to finally grind to level 50 to have everything.
chilled woomye
>>125553030
Even amiibo stuff?
>>125550152
>You will never adopt Callie and/or Marie
>>125553413
Even amiibo stuff.
>>125553439
nigga open carries a bamboozler
>>125553548
Only in America
>>125553548
It's not exactly dangerous unless it's in experienced hands.
>>125552970
I have it. I'm about to go to bed though, will you be here in 12 hours?
>>125554253
I'll be at work but its cool no worries
Any squads? Or to the solo queue
>>125556045
FUCK JUDD
U
C
K
J
U
D
D
Just hit S+ 60.
39 points to go.
>>125555389
nnid?
I can play for an hour
Good morning /ink/
Anyone up for TWs?
I hate Forge. It ruins any piece of gear it is on unless you get real lucky or scum.
Luckily most of the gear with SDU as a main don't look that great.
World Tour when?
>>125559879
Never it's becoming more and more apparent this is a Japanese game and we're just along for the ride
any squads awake
http://imgur.com/a/A5KjO
Apparently, our heroes names are "Goggles", "Knit Cap", "Glasses", and "Headphones".
Edge squid is named "Rider".
A photo I took on a certain train station on Shikoku, Japan.
Two guys are looking for two other persons to form a team for Shikoku Splatoon Championship. (It already happened last week.)
>>125559879
HAPPENING
>>125563318
-fat
>>125563318
>posting the neo-/ink/ chat
>>125563318
>Bum
>Rain
>list almost twice as long as last time
Sheesh.
>>125563318
>no tia
>no ela
>no jess
>no lunar
it's shit
>>125563801Jeane is Jess. Lunar comes and goes.
>>125563318
what is this?
>>125563318
Can someone post the Discord invite to the chat?
>>125564057
The neo /ink/ chat. It's shit.TSB/MCU chat is better, but good luck getting in that.
>>125564389
>implying you're in either to know
>>125564389
there are way too many way to communicate why can you guys just stick to one program? Or more like why isn't there an irc.
>>125564561
I'd join an IRC
>>125564561
>>125564587
>2015
>IRC
this isn't a game for the elderly
>>125564561
>implying MCU and TSB would want to associate themselves with you shitters
Even SORRY joined their chat. Nobody wants to play with you plebs.
>>125564632
This is a site for them though so get with it, squib
Someone go make it
>>125564915
>complaint about fracturing the community
>someone go fracture it more
>>125564083
https://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs5mmSus
Go nuts.
>you will never chat with /ink/
>you will never play with /ink/
>>125565047
>inb4no one joins again because the second these losers lose their anonymity they shrivel up into the cowards they truly are
>>125565013
>Opinions have to be the same
Why bother with a secret club or a voice chat if some people don't like voice chats
I'VE BARELY RUN OUT OF SPAWN, KILLED ONE OR TWO TRADED WITH THE THIRD AND YET SOMEHOW THE ENTIRE FUCKING MAP IS ALREADY COVERED IN ENEMY INK WTF HAVE YOU SQUIBSHITS BEEN DOING THIS ENTIRE TIME WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING FUCK MY LIFE
>>125565171
No one in the Discord uses the voice chat.
>>125565149
more like the reason we use forechan so that it doesn't become a circlejerk forum.
I don't see the point of discord since I'm nowhere near a computer monitor when I'm playing the game so its not like I can read it
I guess it is useful for setting up initial squad but we can do that in this thread no?
>>125565335
you mean to shitpost without responsibility
>>125565375
Too late.
I've been here since day one. When am I going to be popular?
>>125565547
when you make a meme of yourself
>>125565584
Is that really the secret?
>>125565547
You missed the boat pal. You could have made a name for yourself amongst /ink/ legends like C.A. and Scarth but it's too late to start an /ink/ meme career now. You'll never be able to compete with Tia's sexy armpits and become a neo /ink/ meme.
>>125553410
Getting little details right, like the pins on her hat and the emblem on the motoboots makes this image so much better.
>>125565742
>There are people that browse /ink/ that don't have these three people in their friends list.
Makes me want to throw up due to my disdain for plebs.
>>125565742
Man, I could have at least saved everything in every thread since I was always here but that would have taken forethought and pre-paid storage for memes.
>nip sends me friend request
Hmm, do I want to ac-
>mii is a bearded guy with pigtails
>>125565339
It speeds things up an awful lot since there's no time limit until you can post again, or waiting for the thread to update.
>>125565742
-Tiabutt
>>125565742
Tia is on my friends list though.
>>125566123
Remember when people wanted to ban all Nips but then realized how stupid and slow matchmaking would be for them?
Good times.
>>125565742
>>125565897
>>125566190
>tia's in my friend list strictly for quick squadding
>really dislike the way the retard encourages and participates in shitposting
if only /ink/ weren't such a sucker for anyone who says they were a girl
>>125566190
Pfft, Tia is on everyone's friends list because she's a slut.
>>125565339
Isn't Discord a voice chat web app?
>>125566280
I'm a grill.
>>125566280
>squadding with B- level players like Tia
>when you could just post here about how bad you wanna cum on her feet
baka
>>125566350
Sure, but that doesn't mean you have to use it. I've seen like 2 people in the VOIP channels, and I'm pretty sure they were put in there automatically because it detected a mic or something because they never seemed to actually say anything.
>>125566280
>stop going to these threads for a while
>come back
>everyone purged me from their friends list
>can't get in on the sweet squads
>>125566548
What, you mean you were black-listed?
>>125566512
The only person's feet I want to come on is Yui's, thank you very much. 2D>3D
>>125566621
more like people just unclogged their friends list with inactive people. The only people left on my friends list are inactives.
Squads @Incsy00after I procure morning nourishment.
>>125566548
You only have yourself to blame anon, friends list only holds 100 people. I have to go through and delete whoever hasn't been on in a long time to make room for people to squad with.
>need to free up space again
>all 100 people have been on in the past 24 hours.
I wish there was a way to figure out which of them were playing Splatoon still.
>>125566883
ready when you are
>>125566819
Once you become active again, though, what is to stop you from acquiring more active friends yourself?
>>125566883
>zones on camp and museum
I'll pass, good luck.
What NNIDs should I add for squads/TW?
I've never played with /ink/.
>>125567521
Just add people when they post they're gonna play. There used to be a list, but it wasn't really maintained at all.
>>125566925
you could just check their rankings on splatnet since it resets weekly
>>125567521
I would but I'm at work
>>125567335
>>125566965
>>125566883
Upon further review, maybe we could start up a private lobby? Maybe even play some allahu ackbar, bumper cars, and whatever else anyone remembers the rules to.
>>125568163
i have most of the old lobby cards saved from earlier times, lemme know which one you want and i'll see if i have it
>>125568274
I want all of them.
>>125568274
Lol, but first up, allahu ackbar.
>>125561379
Dynamo scrub gets what he deserves.
>>125568484http://www.mediafire.com/download/3qn0ixw17697t0u/LOBBY+CARDS.rarfound this in the archive, hopefully it still works
>>125568587
probably needs to be updated
>>125568769
>Nothing but Bomb Rush
Pure beauty. Heaven help Turf War.
Going through last nights games.
>>125569671
was this not supposed to be impressive
>>125570249
what capture card do you use?
>>125570509
elgato HD60 I think
>I'm not going to get out of A- before going to College
That was my one goal too.
>>125569671
>>125569948
>>125570249
how do you play with a connection like that
>>125570669
Improvement isn't always linear, you'll get out eventually.
>>125570686
It's a whole different game.
>>125570968
Yeah, provided anybody is still playing this game in three years time.
I want tohi-fiveCallie
>>125570587
nice, that's the one i bought. does it let you see the output on the tv even if the card isn't plugged into the computer, or does it need to be powered for the passthrough to work?
>>125571690
It has to be powered through the computer.
>>125571851
This was requested yesterday
>>125572615
Oops, did not mean to reply to >>125571851
sorry
>>125572615
C U T E
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something about the woomy's design makes it hard for her to look anything other than happy, at least in the thumbnail. still, this came out looking adorable.
>>125572853
I wish I could tribute on the original drawing
Have we talked about the Splatoon concert yet?
>>125572615
Crikey that's cute. Wasn't even my request, and I'm still somehow more than satisfied with it. Nice job anon.
>>125573979
Squid Brothers look weird
>>125574128
You're weird
>>125574128
Is that what they're meant to be? Looks pretty ambiguous to me.
>>125574128
is that what they're supposed to be? I always thought it was just teen Callie and Marie
So Marie is supposed to be the smart one, right?
>>125574610
Considering how naive Callie is, that's barely a feat.
>japan gets an actual squid sisters concert
http://youtu.be/mC0rxB_G014
>>125574786
I can't read it. Was there any banter between them?
>>125574786
So how will that work, holograms? Vocaloids? Convincing cosplay?
>>125574786
oh boy can't wait for the 240p stream us westerners will have to watch
>>125574610
Is there more to this image, or is it just Marie pondering the forbidden love?
>>125575019
>240p
It is sad how true this is. Why is Japan so technologically advanced but can't stream anything at all at a decent quality
>>125574786
>squid sisters vocaloids
>>125574958
There's barely any aggressive banter in the Japanese version, it's pretty mellow on the most half.
Though I was told Marie supposedly called Callie a 'bastard' at one point.
>>125575198
pay for premium goy
>>125575198
>Basically no JP Splatoon streamers stream at 720p 60fps.
It's the same thing for smash too even at big events they don't seem to care.
>>125575392
Man even basic nip streamers on twitch don't even stream at even 720
>>125575073
No that's it, but Marie is staring at waist height.
Poor thing is probably desperate for any flavor of affection.
>>125575198
I think their internal routing bandwidth is pretty saturated because so many people have high speed fibre connections. Couldn't say where I heard that or if it would explain the shitty international connections though.
Hey guys check out my impression of charge shooters PBBBBBBBBT I DON'T LIKE TO PAINT TURF THAT'S FOR GIRLS PBBBBBBBBT I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE TOWER I LIKE TO LURK IN THE SHADOWS.... PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT WE MAY HAVE LOST THANKS TO ME MAKING ZERO PROGRESS TOWARD THE OBJECTIVE BUT CHECK MY SICK K/D PBBBBBBBBBBT PBBBBBBBBBBBBT PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT
>>125575586
I want tohaveCallie'sshoes
>>125576090
>charge shooters
jess just bought a headset
>>125576718
literally who
>>125576090
I know you are trolling but I once did have a TC match where my team was me as splattershot and 3 chargers. Not one of the chargers stepped on the tower. If I wasn't on the tower it wasn't moving.
This wouldn't be a problem if they were god tier quick scoping should be playing CoD faggots but they were charger shitters.
>>125576823
>he doesn't pray to the queen every night
>he isn't excited for her to grace us with her voice
>>125576823
A femanon, which means every move they make must be fawned over because we're a bunch of hopeless bastards
This is supposed to be impressive.
>>125576949
But we get to hear both of our Queens whenever we turn the game on.
>>125577160
I could've done that.
And I'm stealing that Splash loadout.
>>125577174
>Marie
>queen
>>125577368
She certainly has the demeanor of royalty
>>125577160
was that supposed to be impressive?
>>125577593
I want to swear my allegiance to Marie!
no words
>MUH SPLATOON PUBLIC PRANKS
>justaprankbro.png
faggots arent very clever but its a good cringe
https://youtu.be/i_kvwHjWoWI
>>125578097
I actually love you, squiddo
>>125578870
I can think of a few
Such as 'who', and 'cares'
>>125578870
>women don't enjoy blowjobs
>>125577893
fucking worst meme to ever come to /ink/
>>125578870
Is this part of how to perform the legendary squidsucking technique?
>>125578996
Maybe 5% of YouTube videos related to Splatoon aren't soul crushing cringe.
>>125579091
Heh
>>125579056
That definitely wasn't supposed to be impressive.
>splatnet giving 500 error
are the servers shitting themselves again
>>125579445
i just turned on my wii u to play, and it won't connect online... nintendo's current network status says all services are up and running at this time, but i'm sure that'll change soon.
>>125579038
Have you ever given a woman a blowjob?
>>125579715
>not sucking feminine dick
>>125579715
>>125579767
The clitoris is just an undeveloped penis
>>125579949
Actually it's an underdeveloped tentacle
Humans used to be squids
>>125580138
deepest lore
>>125577893
I'm not impressed
>>125579694
looks like the site's back, can you connect now?
>>125580496
yeah, i just played a game of turf
This thread was dead as fuck.
Make a new one.
>>125580705
you make one
>>125581260
>>125581260
>>125581260
go
I may have fucked up
