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>News
- The Anti-Pineapple team has won the 8th EU Splatfest!
- Naughty or Nice? The 9th NA Splatfest has been announced!: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/134982905021/you-better-spray-ink-you-better-really-try-if
- The Zink Mini Splatling is now available!
>FAQ, Resources, and more!
http://pastebin.com/a4D3nziw
>>125491906
nice and minimal I like it
wow we've even ditched the pastebin, nice
This is too naughty
Naughty thread, post naughty
I don't think I want to know about grandpa's bean biscuits.
>>125492120
>tfw no Scarth OP
He is the /ink/ 2.0 hero we need right now.
Nigga how do you fuck up a thread so badly
Cute squidboys exchanging good vibes through their fingertips.
anybody want to squad?
id:dezly-chan
do you have any "guilty pleasure" weapons, /ink/?
for me, there's the regular dynamo and silver aerospray. i find them really fun to use/make cash with on certain maps.yes i'm reposting this, cuz i'm a nosy nerd
>>125492468
What's this thing she's holding
>>125492545
fuck off
>>125492671
not this again
>>125492372
>>125492671
mascara
>>125492532
I'll squad.
>>125492545
Aerospray RG because it was my TW raifu before the leveling system changed
Splash in turf war is new favorite
>>125492545
I feel pretty bad whenever I take the Luna into TC
>>125492429
>scarth
>2.0
spotted the neo /ink/
>>125492697
g-geez, anon, i'm just trying to create some discussion
>>125492671
Reminder that you can still register for the /ink/ Secret Santa art exchange! The initial wave of emails have been sent out. Check your inkboxes!
Email me (address below) with the following if you are interested:
>Your email (throwaway is fine)
>A screenshot of your inkling
>Your mii name
>Any special requests e.g 'Draw her with a suction bomb' 'Draw her drinking juice'
If you have any questions or comments, reply here or email me ([email protected]). I'm usually lurking and will be around to answer your question.
>>125492823
heh, we can twin if you want
Day 3 of rolling my Legendary Cap for triple Damage Up begins.
Anon, are you still trying to roll triple Quick Respawn on your Sea Slugs? Good Luck!
>>125492884
Should I feel bad ifI use Luna in all modes?
>>125494048
It took me 2 weeks to get run speed on the sandals. Don't give up.
>>125494012
That's fine. I'll be there in a sec.
>this rotation
fun is gone
>>125494048
i want them to double-team dominate me
>warming up in turf wars
>team of squids getting their shit pushed in
>feel bad, start to just jump around
>my team starts to squidbag the fuck out of them
>>125494395
im actually gonna play something else instead, sorry about that
>>125494757
not impressive
>>125494482
Is Mahi-Mahi Resort a chargerfag stage?
>>125494286
>2 weeks
>>125492532
coming
>>125494889
>Towers
>>125493942
Just wondering, but did you pair everyone up by hand or did you use random.org or something to pair everyone?
>SZ Towers
>3 Luna Blaster on my team
>2 Scoped E-Liter on the enemy team
>>125495107
>Being shit
>>125494889
I play charger and yeah, it's a pretty easy map to play e-liter on. Probably top 5 easiest maps for chargers.
STO PFUCKING BOYYAAING
IT DOSN'T BHELP
IT FUCKOGNAD HTELP AT ALL
I DON'T FUCKIGN NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE HEMEYA ARE
I NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU FUCKING HILL THEM
GOYUOFU CDJAOGJI DSUOPUIOE
You get to pick a loadout with two subs instead of a sub and a special, what do you use?
>>125495546
Disruptors and seekers
Bum_NugglerPrivate lobby up right now. I'll kill it to accept FRs if anybody sends them.
>>125495546
>Octobrush
>Burst Bombs
>Beakon
>>125495546
disruptors and inkmines
>>125495392
>liking boring matches
>>125495496
I boo-yah once when I'm dead.
I boo-yah multiple times if I'm dead but 3-4 of the enemy team is dead.
I boo-yah once if I'm about to imminently die by falling.
I c'mon multiple times if I'm jumping to a tower/RM where the previous rider(s) was killed.
I c'mon once if I'm jumping to a tower/RM where the previous rider(s) was killed but the tower/RM isn't too far.I boo-yah when someone else boo-yahs for reasons not mentioned above.
>>125492120
>>125494927
It took me about 2 weeks of occasional scumming as well for my hairclip. Was pretty unlucky though.
>>125495874
I give out detailed information by boo-yahing in morse code. Get on my level.
>>125495496
>not booyahing your teammate when they make an impressive kill or save your life
Are you a gay?
>>125492120
>>125495496
>>125495496
Good game bum I might be back later
>>125495496
I always booyah when someone kills a roller.
>>125496337
Needs angrier woomy
FUCKING MAING YORU OWN PATH
STOP FUCKING CRRWOIDN ME
GODD EMCROSF FIGHT
LADITWIOS '
FICP;ING
FINJAVIOHUGIODIO
>>125496874
Got a good screenshot? I didn't have any angry looking ones.
>>125496892
God damn man, why don't you come hang out in the private lobby?
I don't how to play now.
>>>/ck/7142611
>>125497207
where the hell is everyone
>>125497207
But you can hold by yourself...
>>125497365
Lots of WiiU Splatoon bundles sold in NA, too. Or is everyone still playing XCX? Kind of quit that.
>>125494048
inklings deserve to be bullied
>>125497365
>>125497365
playing cloud>>125497365
>>125497365
>>125495068
I used random.org to pair the people who signed up via the spreadsheet before I started doing manual signups, and for the manual signups. Pic related.
>>125497784
That released today?
squid!
>>125497850
poor Android 16
>>125497850
>and for the manual signups
Whoops, and for the manual signups I'm pairing people up whenever we have 2.
>>125497982
disgusting octoling
>>125497982
I want to hug a squib!
>>125497982
Oh my god. That's the cutest thing ever!
>>125497365
They're playing smash because new characters.
Sorry about that AFK ran.
>>125497667
The stress is going to take years off my life.
>>125497850
damn, you put a lot of work into this
hope everyone delivers
>>125498608
IM COMING FOR THAT LAGGY ASS
>>125494482
I wish all chargers wore the cutie boots in addition to the usual damage up gear, maybe then they'd be a little more tolerable
>>125498754
>tfw I signed up
>tfw I will not fulfill my duties and draw for someone else because I don't want to
>tfw I will probably get my drawing
>tfw I will never be found out
Hey Tim I dedicated the OP last time to you. Hope u saw it :)
>>125497850
I kinda want to sign up
When are the due dates for the drawings?
>>125495395
Every time I see Splat Tim I think it's an actual Double Fine game for a second
Is this moonrune nozzlenose an actual jap? He's shrugging off 4 lives of damage like nobodies business.
Fuck yeah OT win
>>125499085
literally squitler
>>125499106
Tim is a stale meme. Give it up
>>125499454
Holy shit, I knew something seemed familiar about it. What is that?
>>125499442
No strict due date but it would be nice if we had everything in by Christmas, or Christmas eve or something.
3vs4
>turf war
My bad guys.
>>125499474
No, I'm Brazilian huehue
>>125500148
Took me a full minute to work out what mode it was.
>>125499106
What are you, 12? Gross.
>>125499673
Splat Tim's face and the background colors reminded me of the Psychonauts artstyle
>>125499106
t-thanks
RIP Inklings in Smash, I should have known your fate was sealed when I saw the DLC costumes
>>125497292
What's the Japanese woomy?
>>125501249
I never had hope to begin with because i havent enjoyed smash sincethe original
>>125492545
Tentatek stacked with quick respawn and stealth jump.
>>125501564
manmenmi
マンメンミ
>>125501249
I don't think that the Splatoon devs want their IP in Smash. They've said that their against any crossovers from other games
>>125501587
holy fuck lunar
you destroyed them
>>125494048
I've been attempting to get 3x swim speed for my hairclip for a week now.
>squibs decide to stick around
>I continue to bully them
I'm starting to feel kinda bad.
>>125495674
late to the party, but added
>>125501803
when did they say that?
>>125501892
i wantyou to bully meanon
GGs Bum lobby>trying run by pushing in the stick
>trying to jump with ZR
>>125502019between doing this and trying to tech in Xeno ive decided i play too many games
>super jump back to spawn just to try to counter your bullying
>fail ebry time
Holy shit
>game picks the map and mode everyone is here to avoid
I'm sorry guys.
>>125502013
lewd buddy
Do you think the Japs make fun of us on their boards?
>>125502664
That was pretty damn fun, actually
>>125503117
>DESTROY THE ROUND EYES
>>125503117
probably, anyone up for a field trip to find out
>bucket
You're still gonna get slapped around.
>>125503117They do
They think all Americans are shit
Some of the people who adopted Japanese names claim they notice themselves getting targeted less in turf, but that sounds kinds like bullshit to me
>>125503429
prepare the nukes
>>125501249
I didn't mind that they weren't since Inklings have a really good shot at getting in the next smash for the nx with the inevitable sequel Splatoon is very likely to be getting.
>>125501249
>>125501249
Inklings couldn't faithfully be recreated with the current Smash setup. I feel the stages themselves would need to be designed with inking in mind. They did a wonderful job with Bayonnaise though.
>>125503419
>keeping those poor roller squibs penned up at spawn
are we bad people?
I think I might finally be tiring of Splatoon. Even playing with /ink/ just isn't that fun any more.
JUST LEAVE THE LOBBY YOU POOR SQUIBS
Jesus Christ this lag is making me sick
Squid siblings
Squiblings
>>125501881
I've perfected the roll-while-watching-something-else routine while rolling the hairclip. Press A, double-A, right, A, wait, quickly glance at result, repeat. I've watched a good chunk of this season's anime and multiple soccer matches while doing this in the background.
>>125503848
I'm getting some good webm material.
>>125503117
The players I follow on Twitter have all complained about foreigners and their excessive lag at least once so I'm going to go with a "definitely" answer here.
can't find the pastebin explaining order scuming desu senpai.
>>125503804
No but I saw one of those losers splat you. Get your shit together. If that was me you would've splat me and danced over my grave.
>more squibs fill the lobby
matchmaker you cruel bitch
anybody want to squad?
>>125504795
yes, please make one
>>125504795
the better question is why would you right now
HOLY SHIT THAT COMEBACK!!!!
Fucking comebackular.
I wasn't even trying on that match tbqh
sorry
>>125503806
It's understandable, though. Playing one game for so long is bound to get tiring; I took a break for about a month a while back. No shame in doing the same.
>>125504795
I guess
Thanks lag, you were a big help.
>That Comeback
>>125504690
pls dont be rude to me :^(
>>125504925
>>125505079
i guess we need one more
id:dezly-chan
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
>splat by bum_nuggler
pls... I'm just trying to have fun
>>125505156
GET YOUR GAME FACE ON
>>125505086
stop posting this ugly squid
>>125503336
Probably good reason we're not allowed to see their miiverse posts.
>>125505178
>this user is already in your list
cool
>>125505178
Maybe just open it up and a fourth will wonder in
>>125505617
okay i will, one sec, one sec
That cumback
>>125504552
>ordeer something
>check order
>if 2/3 then make a backup WITHOUT BUYING THE ITEM
>after you backup go in and purchase the item, add a slot if you need to
>unlock the slot
>restore backup if it fails
gg's lobby
>>125505681
I hope you don't mind if I use a weapon I don't actually know how to use
I like the sound that the aeromeme makes
>>125505898
nah, i dont care
squad up
>3v4 on a map/mode combo I've never played on
Sorry I was lost
>>125506385
3 squibs v 4 robo
Join bum's lobby NOW
>>125495674
Need one more, preferably someone who already has me added so I don't have to kill the lobby to accept a FR.
>>125506645
pretty sure i have you added.
>>125503978
I either catch up with the /ink/ or /feg/. If I'm bored, I go to /pol/ although I should go to /his/ one of these days. Or I read the new chapters of the manga I read.I should watch cowboy bebop since I now have the time to do so.
>>125506614
I'll join after one more game of bully in TW.
>>125506971
I also look up cards for competetive edh deck ideas.I'm trying to make an edh to use the blue cards I have since I already have a Freyalise and Kaalia edh.. I can easily make casual edhs so I should do that while rollscumming.
Thanks moonrunes and bublegum
Jesus Christ, you were on fucking point, LP
>>125507336
>edh
>competitive edh
>>125507445
>playing mtg
congrats on having no money ever
>>125507610
I got banned and sold all my cards. Walked away with profit.
>>125507814
>I got banned
how?
Jesus Christ this Lag
>>125507357
np dude
>>125507990
>can't even super jump to bum because he's teleporting all over the map
this is advanced lag
>>125507445
If it makes you happy, I dabble in legacy and modern throughburn. Fuck standard.
>>125507610
I buy the cheapest print available or trade. I don't like constant buying. I just put aside money and then splurge that stash. One reason I don't play standard, waste of money but a good source of making money.
>>125508110
watch his icon on the minimap for extra fun
Sorry, had to go do things. I had fun!
>>125508110
Just tap my name and be brought to a random location.
Also, Walter I hit you six times, you're supposed to die, not wander off and come back.
ggs bum lobby
> throw splash wall
> bum splats me
> wall splats bum
Good morning /ink/Had a Splatoon sex dream
>making me waste that kraken
>getting more points than my team combined
>barely ever left the same area
good
>>125508782
GG
Can we find another player?
3/4
TL/ThatsSo/Soysauce
>>125509028
>>125508938
Good afternoon.
>>125509015
Is this for the bum squad? How's his internet these days, I thought he was a lag legend.
>>125509217
he still is
>>125508169
>then splurge that stash
congrats on being behind meta and out of cash
5/8 get in the bum lobby lads
>>125508785
My strategy with you is to shoot you and swim away as fast as I can
>>125508953
>>125509028
eating food now, do want
RIP Squad
The 3/4 curse killed us
>>125508938
Consider suicide
>>125509353
Added bum already, no answer yet
secret santa time____ ;) ______
>burst bomb team
>>125509659
Can I join?
>>125509902
well now i dont want to bring mine to light ever
>>125509319
>hurt durr let me try to make him look retarded
No anon, while I'm saving money, I pay attention to the meta. Any other stupid comment you want to say?
3v4
Not even bum superlag powers will save us
Bullshit, we had enough time or one more game.
>>125509902
Damn man that's 10/10 perfect
Thanks for drawing it
BREAKING NEWS
>>125510209
>i break my gamepad
>>125510084
what i meant is MTG has such a fast-paced fluid meta that in the time youre saving up for cards youll be behind.
unless youre spending your stash every month youre behind.
GGs Tia and Hiesen.
>>125510209
>tc
kill me
>>125510385
ggs
>that squiffer vs mini showdown
>>125510406
Just don't play
Fix up some pancakes and come back in 4 hours
So who's setting up squads for the new rotation? Anyone?
Nice Splash wall faggot!
>>125510685
She's such an adorable bastard
>>125510357
I acknowledge that which is why I take advantage of retards and make anti-meta decks. Pretty fun wrecking people in standard like that, using budget "literally who?". As for modern burn, it's upgraded when I have to cause new shit comes to along to use or fight against. Since burn, I'm not worried all the time to constantly upgrade it. I have legacy burn, but very few people in my area play legacy, so it's there but I'm reading about the new branches of burn, which sounds fun. That's enough off-topic posting.
>>125510385
ggs... though i should've brought my splatling out instead of fucking around with everything else
>you will never play with ink
Look at all these pedophiles. I like it here.
>>125510570
you could
GGs bumsquad
>>125511018
JOIN BUM'S LOBBY NOW
>>125511018
Good, it's stressful and unrewarding and there's a chance you'll catch memes.
>>125511070
>getting art from the ponyfag
goddammit
To the fewones on bum lobby, should i use eliter or keep with jet squelcher?
i'll host a squad i guess
nnid: tiabutt
>>125510946id honestly enjoy seeing you play despite my skepticism
>>125511048
Where?
>>125510045
please dont hold back maybe its mine and I want one
>>125511240
Adding.
>flag working in my favor for the first time ever
Any lewds of her yet
>>125511018
/ink/ lobby literally right now
GGs Bum lobby
>>125509902
man this came out really nice, can't wait to see the collage of all the finished ones
>>125511240
added
>>125511240
sure ill join
ggs bum lobby
>>125511365
>tfw drawings people make in a few minutes make the one you had a week to draw look like shit
>>125511398
Who is that
Who even is that
Who would even
>>125511240
yeah, guess ill join
>>125511240
I'm down
>>125511380
Lag, lag working in my favor. fuck. Sorry about the d/c everyone. You all still down to keep going?
>>125511240
I'll jo-
>TC
y-yeah...
reminder
