MK4 Never Ever Edition
>Important Halo Links, Notes etc.
http://pastebin.com/64rb9y4w (embed)
>Latest Halo Community Update
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-sustained-glass
>List of /hg/ players
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whs3eQiGdX5Ve8hVDHjuca-aRnx0igrMoIIiKYW-JAA/edit?usp=sharing
>Spartan Company:
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/spartan-companies/halogeneral
>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
http://halolfg.com
http://halocustoms.com/
Watch the threads for occasional party squads
>Xbox One clips and screenshots
http://xboxdvr.com/
First for HARD RESET YOUR XBOX, THE PATCH IS OUT!
>>125472973
First for patchFriday
>>125472973
First for is it up yet?
>>125472973
http://challonge.com/Kingofthehg
Just a reminder an /hg/ tournament is happening.
Check the page for more details and sign up.
best girl
>>125473136
What's this laddy buck?
>>125473148
Actual best girl.
PICS FAGGOTS
THERE'S NOTHING ON REDDIT SO I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR BULLSHIT
>>125473286
She's a butterface.
>>125473391
Just turned on my xbox and started H5
it's fake
Is the update really out?
I don't want to stop playingProject Diva F2ndto check.
>>125473391
>>125473473
>>125473506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>125473410
>not wanting a stronk quiet qt3.14 that's self sufficient and can cover your 6 from 5km outthat can also peg you
>wanting a literal SJW species cuck
Faggot detected.
>>125473170
Hostin an /hg/ tourny for fun.
Maps will be made for the tournament. Anyone is welcome to create a 1v1 map for it.
The matches will be broadcasted on twitch for others to watch.
Winner will get a prize maybe.
>>125473683
aside from the cuck part i'd bang vale. linda is just getting sorta old teebeeache.
i hate cuckold
>>125473506Good taste, senpai
>>125473704
>fun
>prize
>maybe
Count me in friend. I don't have to make a map do I?
>>125473831
>mary sue ass bullshit S-IV
>SJW
>fucks split jaws
>"smart", but can't figure basic shit out
>buck is literally more intelligent
vs.
>hard as fuck woman that would break your dick off with her vag made of iron
>has literally been dead
>can play with her flash cloned kidney/liver
>most likely enjoys anal
Guys, my wife's boyfriend just texted me and said the update is up. Is it?
>>125474153
literal cuck
but I'm sure that's what you were going for
>>125474153
This is Jamaal. The update is out, but don't come home yet.
>>125474090
>can play with her flash cloned kidney/liver
what
>>125474228
j-just hurry up and finish Jamaal, i wanna play halo
>>125474030
Not at all, we just need maybe 5 maps at a minimum and Im sure we will have plenty of people who plan on making one.
Thanks for signing up by the way I want /hg/ to have some fun and break up the monotony of the req grind.
>>125474381
I think I'm just going to play the Xbox tonight. You can watch later. Maybe.
>>125474232
She at a plasma bolt to the side during the battle of Reach and died, but Chief stuck her in a cryopod and Halsey flash-cloned some organs for her in Ghosts of Onyx, and revived her.
She was back in battle 12 hours after being dead.
>>125474748
thats fuckin badass.
i fucking love Vales helmet though, thats the only thing to be honest.
>just want Centurion chest
bungie pls
>>125472973
UPDATE WHEN
>>125473704
Oh shit custom maps? I'll be making one for sure
>>125474969
iktfb
mk. IV helm + centurion body = masterrace
>>125474969
>buying req packs with money
You sad man
>>125474906
>Vale for thighs.
>Kelly for hips.
>Linda for ass.
What does Tanaka has?
>>125475418
She has the Lord, you sinner scum.
>>125475418
A DMR off spawn.
>>125475418
chorizo
>>125475289
this was from some good reddit goy
>>125475418
A great personality
Turn on Nintendo now Captain King confirmed for Smash.
Rare image of when people were a higher level then Yield
>>125475753
Nintendo isn't for another hour.
>>125475794
Pretty close to /hg/'s A team too.
>>125475794
>level 5 Tangeebee
So cute desu senpai
>>125472973
Anyone want to party up and get their Warzone and Arena dailies out the way?
I want to get mine before Smash Direct and possibly update.
>>125475418
Nothing, Tanaka is gross.
>>125476181
I'm up for some matches, my familial relation.
>>125475418
The independent drive to need no man
>>125476181
But the update is already out desu
>>125475794
>rare image before other people had to actual deal with real life while the neet could power through
>>125478138
stay mad wageslave
>comes up in relevant conversation today that I'm a virgin
>girl refuses to believe me
C-compliment or degenerate society?
>>125478356
>no education
>no job
You're the only mad one here.
>>125478138
>tfw cuckslave
its a bad feel but at least i dont rely on mommy to make me tendies or live off the work of others
>>125477990
BUT IT AINT NIGGA
STOP LYIN' TO ME
>>125478541
Both
>>125478586
thanks for the neetbux wagekek
>>125478541/r9k/ be praised
>>125478887
No such thing as neetbucks. At least I get paid to attend school. What's your income? Allowance?
>>125479046
>No such thing as neetbucks
So you just have a job then?
>>125479046
>income
wrong
>allowance
correct
>>125478541
>Being a virgin
It's really easy to get laid even if you're a socially awkward sperglord, especially if you're in college.Or you can just save up for a prostitute.
>>125479176
>still living off the teet
wew
>>125475794
>I was level 22
>now I'm level 81
Jesus where does the time go
Post em
>>125479243
Fucking REEE.
I'm a healthy adult that isn't terrible looking, and making good money. I can't get women to touch me with a ten ft. pole. I get lucky here and there but it's far less than it should be all things considered.
UpdateNEVER T^T
>>125478541
>thinking it could ever be a compliment
>in the year of our Lord 1892+123
Anon, admit you're a wizard and be content with loneliness and use your powers for good.
>Shadow 1371 has invited you
this motherfucker just keeps spamming em
>>125480025
It's all about confidence, do you slouch at all? Good posture goes a long way.
Still no sign of the update on the east coast. Most likely gonna be tomorrow.
>>125480025
Eh, isn't too hard. I got my girl because she thought I was eloquent. Though I do live down south, so most everyone else is a chucklefuck hick...
Besides, sex aint all that. Sometimes I'd rather just write a book.
>>125479243Prostitutes don't count
>>125479243
Or you could be me, and have fuck all to work with in the women department.
>>125480608
Fuck off Chad before I burn your house down.
>>125480294
I know this, and I try but there's a fine line between confidence and being a douche. I just can't bring myself to being a douche and I think I come off as beta too often. I'm really actually self confident but just too fucking nice to people.
Then I try and drink a little to calm the nerves and approach women, and end up getting hammered and making a fool of myself 9/10 times. The other 1/10 I end up porking a ham planet.
>>125480608
>Most everyone is a chucklefuck hick
Hi Yield>Prostitutes don't countThey do depending on how much money you spend.Not that I would know.
>>125480775
Know your limits then. Or try a different place to pick up women.
>>125480608
Prostitutes don't count for cuddling, but they certainly count for sex.
Cuddling is better than sex anyway.
>>125480762
Jokes on you, bitch, I live in a swamp. My house is practically underwater.
>>125481264
For about 30 seconds and then I push them away because it's fucking hot and uncomfortable.
>>125481386
Lol discovered the shit cuddler.
Git gud kid.
>>125481581
Fuck you, I'm a Level 55
>>125480775
You can read up on books to help anon. Turned me around pretty quick. Just google some top amazon sellers and pirate them and start learning. Women are an art my friend.
>>125481648
Cuddling has 10 thousand levels m8.
Holy shit you just embarrassed yourself pretty bad there lel
>tfw pissing off negros in video games
>tfw reporting them after they send a bunch of hate mail
IT'Snot
UP!!
>hate mail
post it senpai
how is he not a robot
>>125482554
>Fucking organic shitters
>>125482358
Why are you keeping the black man down?dey dindu nuffin
>>125482554
Organics turned digital/robotic.
Cyborg at best. Synth at worst.
>>125482734
If there's nothing organic left I'm pretty sure that makes him a robot
![raged-hard[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vliq3a.jpg "raged-hard[1].jpg")
>tfw 343 caught you idling and locks you to the main menu where they strip you of your reqs one by one
>>125472973
TURN ON NINTENDO
IT'S CHIEF
>>125483645
Fuck off
>>125483302
Explain.
Cucks
>>125482358
hooray for being a twat I guess.
>>125483302
That's... not supposed to happen?
>tfw 343 employee messages you back and tells you he left the studio
>>125484375
Nigger loving cuck please go.
undersuits
>>125483645
>GENOFAGS
>>125484475
You wot
>>125484515
Nah I just enjoy not being a hypocrite. Learn to take what you dish it out.
Just hit BTB Gold 4.
Celebration shots!
Bayonetta in smash, Trump going to become president, if forge was good we could all afford to die happily
>>125484665
but that would be a good idea.
343 is contractually obligated to not act on those.
GUYS THE REQ SYSTEM IS DOWN
THEY MUST BE PUSHING THE UPDATE
Anyone else not get their premium REQs this week?
What the fuck 343?
>>125485562
>>125475794
Wow time flew by. I remember this too "holy shit a full party, look how it made our names smaller!"
>>125484665
I don't get it. It looks objectively superior this way, there's more clarity and color balance so colors don't look tacky and overpowering, and there's a clear increase in sense of depth. The concept renders have black undersuits, the Campaign renders do, and for the most part all of the past ones have.
And for Multiplayer exclusively it's shafted. why.
>>125481263
Not me senpai. I rarely post here anymore.
>>125484804
Guy with the 343 employee emblem was in one of our games. Sent him a message asking when the update was and he said he left the studio.
>>125486689
Post proof or get blacklisted
bayonetta for smash confirmed
>>125484665
BLACK
L
A
C
K
>>125487239
damn that's ugly
No seriously though WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PREMIUM REQ PACKS FOR THIS WEEK
>>125487860
Dude. They stop after 7 weeks.
>>125487929
It has not been seven weeks.
H-has it?
>>125487929
This past weekend should have been the 7th though, I did the math. And by math I mean I just counted the mondays on my calender.
>>125488260
The 7th was last week.
Broke my Trittons I've had for 3 years today, anyone recommend a decent headset?
Really tempted to buy the Halo A40s but they're pretty pricey, have never owned a Turtle Beach headset because most people I come across say they're trash
>>125488364
Nah, the game came out on the Oct. 27th, the first req pack drop was Monday Nov. 2nd. After that it was the 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th, Dec. 7th, and then the 7th one would've been yesterday.
>>125488773
The first REQ drop was the day the game came out.
>>125488758
The headset that comes with the Xbox is good.
>>125488850
Then I got screwed because I didn't get two Warzone packs when the game came out, my first two were on the 2nd.
>>125488758
HyperX Cloud. Literally the only headset you should ever buy. Everything else is cheap plastic crap that costs hundreds of dollars.
>no update when I get on
Oh well, I guess.
Anyone down for some arena?
>>125489046
Send an email to 343 demanding you receive 2 more req packs and linda's armor for all the hard work and money you put into the game.
>>125488995
The headset that came with my Xbox is whisper fucking quiet.
Can barely hear anyone though it.
Well my GT got banned again. Suggestions for a new one?
>>125488995
Xbone headset is a piece of shit
>>125489695
Fuppet Mucker
>>125489695
wrongholeoniichan
>>125489193
If no arena, I'd be down to grind some Warzone.
>>125489158
Looking at these they're cheaper than the Turtle beaches I was looking at and have much better reviews
>>125490007
Because they're not marketed at 10-year-olds.
Ok you guys suck o changed it to Crusading Dude
REACH WHEN?
FORGE WHEN?BRAVO 343
>>125490993
>inb4 banned for insensitivity to mudslimes
>>125491425
Heheh, I'm imagining what would happen to somebody who named themselves "MuhammedTheSpartan"
>>125491558
Mohammed-114 reporting for duty.
>>125491738
there was a spartan-II who was arab, but much like his real life counterparts, he ended up a deformed cripple who became a terrorist.
I think so, anyway.
>>125492092
Was it Dutch?
>>125492392
Nope, fjahad-084, wasn't a terrorist, though, I mixed that with another deformed fuck somewhere.
this fucking wait for forge nnnnng
>>125474153
>>125474228
>>125474381
>>125474501
>mfw this is what humor on 4chan is degrading into
>mfw I laugh anyway and am part of the problem
>>125492541
Probably Musa who was crippled during augments and went on to become an Admiral and create the S-IV program after they lost nearly all the IIs and IIIs on Reach.
>>125489695Cück a Ruck a Roo
>>125480025
>I get lucky here and there
fuck you, you normie fuck
forge when
>>125493036
>implying 4chan humor has ever been anything more than forced memes and laughing at autists.
>>125493354
>tfw one of the autists
>>125489695
TheBrophetDudehummed
>>125493354
>tfw it goes it goes always gets a laugh out of me
>tfw silent cücking always gets a laugh out of me
>tfw Jurassic park laugh brings me to tears
>>125493354
>laughing at autists
You mean themselves.
Any Warzone lobbies up?
>>125493839
>mfw BakedRiverOtter does his Bane and deez nutz impressions
>mfw I'm on my phone so no face
>>125493839
Cuckstain Hestro is my favorite.
>>125493839
>>125494768
>mfw tito saying purrrrfect makes mesmile
>>125495021>not orgasm
Is the update out yet?
>>125490113
After watching a couple of youtube reviews pretty much set on buying them as an early christmas present for myself. I think I'll get the more recent ones though, a tad more expensive but comes with a standard 3.5mm instead of having to use the provided splitter if you get the older one.
Cheers mate many bong dollars saved
>>125493839
When we all break down into bane impressions is always my favorite.
It's a big meme after all.
>>125494098
seconding this, is anyone playing at all?
How many onyx points do you need for champ?
>>125495695
these are good
http://www.amazon.com/Sentey-Microphone-Audiophile-Headphones-Connectors/dp/B010TM3VBI
>>125494964
That honestly looks better than any of the existing Arena maps
Outdoorsy, medium-sized, asymmetrical maps are one of themanythings this game sorely lacks
>>125497081
More than everyone else. Top 50 I think?
Is the update out yet?
>>125498157_no
>>125498107
Welp, that's never gonna happen.
I truely don't understand why every team I get wants to ignore the entire team, ignore power weapons/pickups, and never control the map. Yet the other team is fucking mlg
>>125488758
>>125489158
>>125490007
>>125490113
>>125495695
>>125497191
If you aren't an audiophile, the default black headphones from MS are some of the best headphones I've ever used and I'ved had several ranging from 100-500.
When I say best, I'm talking about comfort, the sound is stereo, it's as default of a sound as you're going to get, but the comfort is worth it
>>125488758
You can get a cheap headset for $15+ shipping right now,
http://amzn.com/B00KJGYA60
>>125498929
Fook off yield
Any groups up right now?
Anyone playing? Gt Dont Fire here
>tfw never play 1v1 death match on lockout with best friend and suck his dick cause I lost
>>125501991
>>125501991
>>125501991
>>125502132
>>125502375
>>125502493
You guys never fantasized about that?
>>125501991
If that's what you want anon, I'll gladly be your friend.But only if you have a feminine penis.
>>125497437
>wanting asymmetrical maps
I don't want to hate you, but I will if I have to
>15/12/15 1700 PST
>>125503726
I'm twink but not a trap.
>>125488364
I bought the game at launch and I got two packs yesterday
>16/12 11:00
>no update
fuck you 343
>>125501991
>Not betting friends over being slave for a day based on Smash and Halo matches
>Not exploring each others bodies while being the slave.
>>125504071
Stop rubbing it in.
who /security/ here?
>>125503889
>tfw will never gay out with anon's because no one lives near me ever.
>>125491346
You do realize it's MS that handles BC, right?
And it said WEEK OF the 15th, you autist.
>>125504426
I guess fish is back on the menu
>>125504304
it's a real shame desu
>>125503889
>>125504202
>>125504071
>tfw no homo lobby
Well smash was disappointing. Anyone want to lobby up for a small arena thing.
>>125504939
Do you know what manga that is from?
>>125504304
Where do you live?
>>125505027
I know what series it's from, but I couldn't point you to the direct volume.
>>125505152
What series?
rep debate soon famalam
>>125505385
Girls For M
Never read it, heard it's brutal despite how cute the girl is, it's porn btw.
>>125503889
Well anon, it's not a deal breaker, but do you live nearSealand?
>>125505460
>No Halo Update
>More FE characters for smash
Maybe Trumps antics will cheer me up.
still looking for lobby btw, if no one wants to do arena is anyone up for Warzone
>>125505115
Closeish to Denver.
>>125504304
are you me?tfw you don't even live near yourself
>>125497081
It's JOHN CENAAAAAAA
>>125497081
>>125498107
It's actually top 200.
>>125505902
in a bit I shall
I leave for like two weeks to fuck off and play both Tomb Raider games back to back, I come back, and this place is even more dead than it was when I left.
And there's no update.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>125505815
That sea tower? No sadly.
>>125506058
Damn. Sorry m8 I'd honestly consider it if you were like 4 or less hours away but I'm not going 8 hours for a little tug and rub. I hope you find a boy toy soon though.
>>125498981
That's how randoms play. I feel your pain, but even more at the lower ranks. All of the champions play exclusively with friends/pre-made teams.
>>125506191
start loading the gun, it's all over
>Invite only
>Invite only
>Invite only
>Invite only
>Invite only
>Invite only
>>125505902
Id be up for anything
Warzone
h
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>Star Wars midnight screening in under 23 hours
I can't believe it's finally here, fuck
>>125506319
>8 hours
You wouldn't happen to be pheonix would you?
>>125506193
what about the sea atoll?
that's supposed to be some kind of clever joke about seattle but really I guess it's not and oh god I need a social life
>>125506758
Nope
>>125506660
POST THE SPOILERS
>>125506660
Isn't it like, a day and 23 hours
>>125506548
We got a warzone lobby up.
>watching speedruns because many hours to kill
>Halo 3
my, the H3 BR sounds robust compared to the other games
>>125506795
It went over my head. Oh well still too far.
>>125506861
Gay.
Oh well, i'll just homo out later I guess.
>>125507086
UK time (1:33am), comes out thursday and I'm going to the midnight launch later today
>>125506660
And I have absolutely, positively, literally no interest in seeing it whatsoever.
Combat Evolved the Film when?
>it's gonna happen
>you know it's gonna happen
>sooner or later, it's gonna happen
>"it's not gonna happen" you say
>"You underestimate hollywood's lack of creativity" says I
>>125472973
>Animeman 477
>>125507682
There was a Scott film in the works for a while
That turned into Nightfall
Based on that, I don't WANT a Halo movie.
>>125472973
>MK4 Never Ever Edition
What is "MK4"?
>>125507869
Mortal Kombat 4, obviously
>>125507735
>being a discriminating meanie
>>125507815
Nobody "wants" it. Not even the people who "want" it.
I "want" an adaption of the Silmarillion to happen. Do you know how much I dread it will?The Hobbit Trilogy is literally a travesty and crime against mankind as a species
All right, I still don't get it.
I asked in the last thread bit didn't clear it up
I know the correct order is:
Bronze > Silver > Gold
but at what time do you pass from bronze to silver so on? how do I know to make the jump?
>The Mona Lisa movie never
>>125508246
You'll get an emblem when you are done with each pack. Bronze=Nadir, Silver=Tracker.
Any of you actually playing the game we're here to talk about?
>>125498981
Because it's just a hobby? Just a game that people don't take seriously because that's what it ultimately is? Just a game.
>>125508472
Most of this thread has consisted of microphones, muslims, homosexuality, and memes. I think you know the answer to your question.
>>125508345
The whole story is too much of an Aliens ripoff for me.
Though it did give us the first official Elite-Human romance.
>>125508583
>Because it's just a hobby?
is that you saitama?
>>125508805
Is that a book?
>>125508472
I was playing a bunch earlier, but then I lost a couple times, threw my controller at the wall, cried a little, masturbated, watched Xavier: Renegade Angel, ate dinner, and read an article on Columbine.
Two of these are false.
>>125509034
>Xavier: Renegade Angel
Hi Yield
>>125509034
N E E T
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>>125508583
>my hobby is losing video games
Good to know???
>>125509421
damn you sound like a Virgin. What is winning in a video game going to accomplish again?
>>125509760
I wish I was good enough to get attention from the /hg/ homos.
>>125508150
Agreed.
The book?
Awesome. Fantastic.
The movies? Hot garbage.
Same goes for the LotR books/movies to be honest.
>>125509112
>thinking i even play halo anymore ever since i unlocked everything.
>>125509938
Let's play halo and explore each other's bodies
-t autistic virgin homo
>>125510067
I wish you would ;_;
>>125508009
fugg :-Dd
>>125508246
>falling for the bronze meme
>>125508908
Short halo story I believe. I remember it, but I don't know where I remember it from.
I know it was REALLY good though
