>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i.imgur.com/wj8suJB.jpg
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg (embed)
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
first for love your /csgog/ bf always
>Get one of those duoqs where they try so hard to be funny and run around with smokes and kits on buy rounds and boost random places and type "afk" and shit
I'd rather have 4 russians on my team
reddit loves the rifle changes so get used to it
get cucked
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3wy0ur/to_the_new_cs_players_everyone_with_less_than_10/
>>125464856
nut but she keeps sucking xD
>launch cs
>play dm for 3 minutes
>fucking bullshit rifles are stupid as fuck
>quit
literally zero motivation to play this is so frustrating
>>125465015
>be me
>cum to shinoa
>do it again
>win
>>125465197
ugly as a man
hideous as a woman
>>125465197
http://strawpoll.me/6275875
>bots still down
>shorts in public
>dezly gayposters are back
>>125465414
poor cosmo
>>125465569
http://strawpoll.me/6275908
>>125465648
*ahem*
it's narcissa now
or narci/narcy for short
>People not realizing that the rifle changes shows that Valve wants us to use the fucking SIG
Lmao, you're dumb as heck if you don't realize it. And if you're fine with it, you're a faggot. I play CS for the AK, deagle and AWP. The SIG, Tec9 and all other bullshit can fuck itself.
11:06 cicocx: nigga caster looks like homo like all other niggas Kappa
>>125465815
tbqh tec9 is the true nigga hour gun famfam
>>125465197
thanks janny
>>125465815
>you're dumb as h*ck
uhh, no i'm not
>Be me
>hungover
>cum
>have headache
Uhh gotards?
>be me
>be lonely
>feel bad
gotards? hello?
>>125466675
Post id and I'll be your friend :3
>>125466730
/sniler
>>125466919
I'm already your friend tho
>>125466730
>>125466919
>>125467017
>I'm already your friend tho
>>125465815
>tfw been playing dm with sig for a few days now
>pretty good with it now
>still dont want to use it because i fucking hate the gun
fucking valve
why cant they just realise not every gun needs to be viable
>>125467598
hello????
G O T A R D S
O
T
A
R
D
S
>>125467960
>tfw started using sg in games
>my team always bullies me
g-gotards..?
>drop 2 bomb
>lose
GOTARDS?
>>125468450
>drops the bomb
>surprised that he lost
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotards?
>>125468556
>kill teammate
>lose
GoTaRdS???
>>125466675
Be a cuck and you won't feel lonely anymore.
why are blond girls the best gamers?
>abandon
>1 day ban
FUCK now i have literally nothing to do all day
>>125469019
cuck
>>125469019
you could get yourself a cuckold relationship
>>125468616
>>125468685
>>125469169
>>125469195
why did this meme come back? you're slower than reddit desu
>>125464856
>Just because I say this I get 4 russian
Karma I guess
Alright, i haven't played this game in about 6 months and tried to play some retakes last night and got fucking destroyed. Whats changed since, and how do I get good
>>125469595
you will never get good
>>125469595
you probably just went to the wrong retake server, retake servers have super high variance between bad and actual semi-pro players
>>125469595
>>125469685
>Playing anything but the actual game
Pic related, you.
>>125469843
never noticed the knife in this picture, theres so many little details that are on point
except the window blinds arent drawn
PIGGY MAN
PIGGY MAN
PIGGY MAN
OINK OINK OINK
>you will never have a friend
>>125470284
just get a pet, much better
so close to uninstalling this game senpai
>>125470414
theres gonna be a big patch tonight
>>125470453
i wish that were true
someone gift me the game i see all you good players quitting so i'm gonna be #1
>>125470453
>desu i wouldn't be that surprised if some devs occasionally browsed here
let's say for every 20 redditors, there's 1 4chan guy
wouldn't you be curious about what the 4chan general about your game would be like desu senpai?
>>125470751
I interviewed at valve so that would have been me if I didnt get rejected hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGkIV9NuBc
swedens future pro players
>People who bitch about RNG when they only learned about what RNG is last week
Let me guess, you think 1.6 didn't have any RNG?
>>125471019
cuck
reminder that literally no one gives a shit about 1.6 in 2015
>>125471043
>People on reddit actually think source/1.6 had no rng
>>125471126
this, only cucks and poor people play old games
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.08.12_22.40.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z571UoB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 16.42 [2015.08.12 22.40.35]")
>griffin mw
>desert strike ft
>faded zebra mw
>dragon king ft
???
>>125471516
dragon king is cool as fuck desu
>>125471516
Nignogs in charge of giving names to skines
>>125471516
why do you animekeks only post loli shit baka
>>125471516
>griffin mw
desu that was a hilarious two weeks
>playing cache
>get put with a Russian 4 man
>don't talk at all
>only thing they said was "last guy low" which made me win a 1v4
>do my own thing while they coordinate together
>win 16-2 starting as T
Why can't all Russians be like this?
>>125471631
because theyre mental children who stagnated in development, which is the breeding ground for legitimate pedophilia
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.53_[2015.08.12_22.31.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkZ70S9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 10.53 [2015.08.12 22.31.09]")
>>125471550
ft tho
shame the fn st is like $60
>>125471631
>oppai
>loli
>>125471974
you belong in a jail cell
>>125471631
>>125471952
>>125472204
When you ironically pretend to be retarded you're confusing the actual retards who will think they're in good company.
http://www.hltv.org/match/2299920-yp-deez-nuts-game-on-european-invitational
>team YouPorn vs DEEZ NUTS
ummmmmm gotards?????
>>125472589
>ummmmmm gotards?????
>ummmmmm gotards?????
>ummmmmm gotards?????
>ummmmmm gotards?????
I'm a cuck!
>>125465815
I fucking hate how the SIG/aug feels when shooting. The ak is so much more better and yet all I fucking hear is how reddit now thinks the fucking update was good. Fuck this.
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>shoot
>miss
???????
>>125473317
but why
>>125473352
reddit has been pushing the aug/sg agenda for ages since theyre all mgs and dmg they love this
>>125473495
God damn it I had my sprays down fucking perfect to where id get 90% of my kills everytime long range or short. Now I can do shit long range or mid range fucking shit sucks. Now I am getting them about 40% of the time at mid range. Fuck even bothering doing it semi/long range seriously fuck them
>>125473317
baka senpai
wish i could go back in time and kill whoever is responsible for dust 2
Does csgog use the cz?
>>125474265
>hating the best map
???????/
>>125474480
>not vertigo
>>125474516
>not militia
>>125474606
>>125474480
>>125474516
everyone knows the big plays happen oninferno
>>125474689
inferno is the worst map in active duty by far, which is why so many pros are asking for it to be removed and reworked
>>125474689
>not playing exclusively cache
>>125475064
>NA CS
EleGiggle
Unless you're German. Only Americans and Germans play Cache.
>>125475264
>not being American on Aryan
>Get someone toxic on my team
>Act like a doofus so he rages even harder
>>125475372
>White "people"
>>125474283
it is a great gun for eco rounds
Reminder that M0e is the whitest eSports player.
What is a decent surf/kz european server that doesnt force me to download shit models?
how do i get better at this game
P O L I S H
P O W E R
hello it's me again
>>125478770
how are you?
>>125465569
>>125471516
>>125471974
>>125472430
>>125475592
Fuck all you anime faggots Why the fuck do you post this fucking shit here? You're not fucking funny, everyone thinks you're a joke. Fucking losers. Fuck you
>>125478827
im good, how are you?
>>125479293
this
>inventory went from $700 to $800 over the course of 10 days
what the fug happened
>>125479550
maybe people noticed the last 3 cases have all been shit so old skins rise in value
>>125479550
Your 3rd world poverty country currency dropped.
Why does playing without acceleration feel so absolutely terrible?
My aim is all over the place when I try to aim at long distances, and any single slight twitch when trying to aim makes my aim fucking fly off the screen.
I changed from playing with accel to without 2 days ago, does it get any better??
if theres no major update tonight, there wont be one until january.
>it's black DDK making up animal metaphors episode
>>125479359
im alright, warming up in cs
>>125479670
I don't live anywhere in europe senpai.
>>125478165
who?
>>125480167
just stick with it, takes around 2 weeks for sens and mouse changes to really sink in
>>125471516
>Not X-Ray
lmao kys
>>125480969
it's me
>>125481831
mawio
http://esportsobserver.com/sources-confirm-screams-transfer-fee-to-titan-was-e150000/
>spend 150000 euros on a meme
>meme isn't fresh anymore
Being Titan org must be suffering
FUCK THE SG553 I DO NOT WANT TO USE IT
FIX RIFLES NOW FIX IT VALVE
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>125482451
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
lmao
>>125482451
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
lmao
>>125482451
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
lmao
>rifle change?
Is this a new meme or I'm outdated?
>>125482886
valve nerfed the ak and m4 accuracy
>>125482451
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
lmao
>>125483107
They should have nerfed the op awp
>you will never own a st marble fade m9 bayonet
why live
>>125484009
they effectively buffed OP awp in fact because dueling awps with rifles is now harder
>>125484009
this.
I am nearly unkillable with triggerbot
When Thorin attacks NA:
>that was funny, and he has a point
When Semmler attacks NA:
>I want to punch him in his smug face
why is this????
>>125484828
because semmler is a cuck and thorin is charismatic
>>125484257
Get a stinking job.
>>125484828
self hating north americans are probably some of the most annoying people on earth
>>125484828
Semenman cant do it in the interesting enough fashion and is basically only good as a fapbait.
>>125484257
i know that feel bro.
i'm a perma neet and i had to ask my mom for $100 so i could buy a shitty stained bayonet.
>csgo becomes an RNG
>can;'t hit shit
>down 6-14
>tell everyone to switch to p90
>15-15
no skill game
>>125486107
not to mention those autism suits cost a few grand
i'm tired of being supreme, how the fuck do i solo to global?
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.55_[2015.08.12_22.35.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jikqy2s.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv snapshot 12.55 [2015.08.12 22.35.46]")
>>125481336
I'm poor tho
went for the ft dragon king, thanks senpai
https://streamable.com/83yz
just came back to cs and wtf are all these ranks and meme guns
>topfragging
>teammates kick me
>week ban
uhh gotards?
I'm new to this game and I have been stuck in Nova 1 for over a month now, how do I get good at this game?
>>125491321
i've literally never been kicked soloqueue and I talk shit aswell because im actually good
>top fragging
:^) what did he mean by this
To get into NA FPL, do I have to pay the premium to attempt it?
>>125491709
when you look at the scoreboard, and you look at the person with the most kills
well next to that is my name
maybe they kicked me because I was trying to kick the half afk brony
maybe it's because I didn't want to surrender because I might have been able to carry them
I don't know man
>>125491489
Watch more anime, I recommend Yuru Yuri
holy fuck
SHILL
https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/676883822957502465
>>125493498
he's right though
it's the easiest way to draw attention to the game
everybody who owns csgo played it again and a bunch of people bought it because of the revolver
>see blu is streaming
>think he's a decent caster
>curious to see what his stream is like
>mfw he's mge in mm and bottomfragging
>Gaming Paradise not paying out it's prizepool
lmao
is it me or at least 1 or 2 people on every DM walls?
>>125495352
guess which one is you bud
>guy holding cat just runs and guns with UMP
>can't hit him because I have shit new AK
>switch to MP7
>run up cat
>run and gun him down instantly
>he had an m4
>reddit thinks this is good
>feel like quitting
anyone else think the game is currently shit?
>>125493372
post more brat
>>125496332
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
lmao
>>125496207
i don't get it
anyway i'm shit at cs go i mean i'm decent but started playing it again after 2 years and even then i didn't play it that much, but really i can't understand if they're just incredibly good players or what, i mean a dude killing me with an headshot from across dust 2 with an ak just when he spots me it's kinda fishy
>>125496558
this is who we post with? lol this general is worthless
>/csgog/
fucking ayy
seriously tho bud, git gud
whens the next operation guise?
>>125496865
dropping hot next friday
>>125494792
Ask him to join imcute
>>125496936
sauce?
>>125497019
steamdb
me in the red
>>125497273
wanna fug?
>>125497273
insta?
>>125497252
>steamdb
link?
lol hjews
i have cs:go in my library from the summer sale and never got round to starting
how do i git gud lads
>Pita for fns
Upgrade desu
>>125497796
nigga im not gonna spoonfeed u shit
>>125498176
because u r a liar
Why is NA CS meme so popular suddenly? It was a joke for a while but in the last two weeks every caster used it like a 20 times.
I'm about to sell a knife for $200 on paypal. How do I make sure I don't get scammed? can I just transfer the money over to my bank account instantly?
>>125499338
>paypal
its a scam
he'll prob try and send you an invoice for $200 and say he "sent" the money or actually send the cash but immediately refund it
dont sell your knife unless the money is in your bank account
paypal = shit
>>125499594
So if I actually get the 200 then transfer it to my bank im completely safe right? I don't think he's trying to scam.
>>125500356
trust me, its a scam
http://www.hltv.org/news/16641-allu-to-try-out-for-liquid
Why does allu have to try out when he's better than everyone on the team?
>>125499338
>>125499594
>>125500356
>>125500513
Don't listen to this idiot. There is no risk if you're using paypal, there is no way for him to refund it as long as you have proof that you sent him the knife.
anyone else think splyce's logo looks like sublime text senpaitachi?
captcha: 1738
>>125500356
go ahead if they pay first I guess and you can get the money out of paypal
>>125500582
>there is no way for him to refund it as long as you have proof that you sent him the knife.
i.e. go through the arduous task of screenshotting everything and get in touch with some OUT of touch paypal person who doesn't know what "SEE ESS GOOOH" is or why your "karamshit fadoppler minimalist wearing" is worth anything
>>125500530
>getting rid of fugly and not adren
fugly isn't a great player, but he seems way better at lan than adren; adren lost them cobble against envy single-handedly
>>125500703
looks like shrek desu
>>125500530
>mfw people in this very general said yesterday that this would not happen
>>125500530
it's to see if they can play together
you never played with a team before bud?
>>125500530
Allu is trying out liquid, liquid isn't trying out allu. If Allu is going to uproot his whole life and come to NA (he has a wife and kid) then he better believe in the team he's joining.
>>125500530
>Adren stays
No hope for Liquid.
>Keeping adren
Our starting 5 for the #Road2CES games this week will be: @Liquidnitr0, @Liquid_Hiko, @LiquidEliGE, @LiquidadreN, and @alluCSGO.
WOULD YOU BE OK WITH KILLSTREAKS IN CSGO
>keeping adren
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=719961
na roster changes leaked by slip
>>125504418
>c9 tarik
>>125504265
yes
>>125504418
>replace a smart but bad IGL with a dumb PUG star
please let this be fake
>mfw only one csgo operation in 2015
>>125505596
*farts*
>>125505880
>*actions*
uhh, you okay there pal?
>>125504418
why on earth with slip know this? because he played for a premier team a season or two ago?
having pita play sounds really retarded desu
I think having 3+ mediocre passive riflers on CLG is retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9zzC6SgKwI
AUSTRALIA
U
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T
R
A
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I
A
>Pita doesn't even play this game
>tied for number one place in frags
NA CS?
>>125506558
haha nice dude i love the na cs meme it's an extremely well thought out meme I give it 5 meme points out of 420 xD
>>125506452
>why on earth with slip know this? because he played for a premier team a season or two ago?
do you even know who slip is?
>>125506540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gru7Ial3k
>moe says his stickers will be in the game very soon
-fox
+m0E???
1 shitskin for another
can these casters fuck off with the NA CS meme? Why is everyone trying to be Thorin?
im a grill btw
U P D A T E
P
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E
>>125507203
how is this related to counter strike?????????
>>125507191
if you're talking about the "fuck NA" bandwagon i agree. thorin can do it but everyone else just looks like a pathetic cuck attempting to hop on a bandwagon for brownie points
if not, idk what you mean
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13394/
they reverted the changes
>>125506540
what's the point of this
why was time and money put into this
>>125506814
sounds like a sick cunt desu
>>125507191
The meme is overdone but the teams playing right now are really bad.
>>125507525
baka valve pls. niggas wildin out here desu and then niggas trip over some week shit like this df
>>125502991
allu does not have a wife and kid. He has a girlfriend. Whoever keeps spreading this rumor has autism
>rolling back the pistol changes
welp, the game sucks dick again
thanks reddit
13.5MB update dropping hot, what is it
GAMEPLAY
Reverted recent changes to pistols and the AK-47, M4A4, and M4A1-S (see the CS:GO blog for details).
>>125507981
read you fag
>>125506540
what the fuck does this have to do with australia? renegades is a complete extension of monte "the cuck to end all cucks" cristo
>>125507525
for once, i think i might thank lebbit
if not for their constant whining and butthurt this might not have happened
it takes a lot to convince valve to do anything
Seriously, what the fuck valve?
We said
>revert the rifle changes
>revert the default pistols
and yet they revert ALL of the pistols
I mean, fuck. This just further proves that they didn't test the pistol nerfs at all.
>>125508228
you should be more clear next time reddit
>counter shit gaming
>thorin mentioning the rothschilds
SHUT IT DOWN
>>125507525
uh... redditards?
>>125508418
that pic takes me back to when /v/ was good and not reddit
We did it reddit!
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13394/
>Reading blog post
>first thing I see: "Why change rifles at all?"
Why the fuck are they just explaining that to the community now you inbred pieces of shit? Why wouldn't you explain the changes BEFORE you put them in the game? Even after you put them in you didn't fucking explain it, but now that you're reverting the changes, NOW you're going to explain your reasoning? This is actual proof that they have no idea what they are doing, they just throw darts at a board and hope that people are ok with it.
FUCK. at least they fucking listened
>>125508897
m8 you might be retarded
they explained it previously
they reiterated their point for idiots such as yourself
>>125506730
dank meme
>>125508590
adreN is actually the IGL for Liquid`
our guy mOE confirmed he is actually very good
but of course thorin has no idea
>>125470453
messiah
>>125500530
>bot allu
>good
this is his only chance to appear in a major
no EU team wants him
>tfw didnt play cs:go for the last 5 days and I was getting so much shit done irl
>was just starting to cope with no counterstrike right before they suck me back in
>>125509137
http://blog.counter-strike.net/
Please show me where they explained it previously
>>125509525
why the fuck would you explain patch notes before a patch retard
>tfw stomping noobs tomorrow that quit since the R8 patch came out
>>125509525
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13325/
>– Adjusted recovery time on the AK47, M4A4, and M4A1-S assault rifles to reduce the range at which spraying is preferable to tapping/bursting.
try reading senpai
>>125507587
>>125508128
if you can't make money from tourneys might as well make it shilling for alphadraft
p smart move tbf
moe just confirmed -fugly
Leak real
We did it reddit!
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13402/
>>125509621
>>125509719
That is the log of the change itself. It is not an explanation of why they made the change. csgo actually has the most retarded community, it's literally worse than LoL
>>125510060
>-fugly the savior of nacsgo
ummmmmmmm gotards??
>>125510060
Did he say anything about the quality of blowjobs adren preforms for his org?
dam this update is sick, why can't valve do it for csgo
http://www.dota2.com/balanceofpower
ITS HAPPENING
>>125510151
m8 how do you even know what I'm saying if you clearly can't read?
>– Adjusted recovery time on the AK47, M4A4, and M4A1-S assault rifles
was the change and
>to reduce the range at which spraying is preferable to tapping/bursting.
is the reasoning
just accept the fact that you're getting mad for practically no reason
>>125510262
rofl fugly is trash
so is the rest of liquid except hiko, but that's beside the point
>>125510324
adren is the IGL
why would you kick him you redditor
>>125510417
but nitro and elige are the both better than hiko
>>125509334
>defending a player who makes stupid decisions on LAN, aka peeking EnvyUS in a 4v2 and allowing them to win the map and put everyone else out of position
reminder that before they brought in gbjames and hiko, adren was running retarded set executes that were easily countered and having the best entry fragger in NA lurk
The only reason liquid went from garbage to mediocre is that they realized "Hey, maybe we shouldn't do stupid strats that the euros shit on us when we do, and instead maybe we should just take advantage our talents." Adren couldn't figure that out by himself.
>>125510393
you are right, but what the other guy is asking is why didnt they just tell us beforehand which is, as i said here
>>125509621
fucking retarded
>>125510393
nice meme
>>125510060
>not -adren because they "need him to igl"
fuck sake. It's not like they've ever won a single round because of strategy or ingame leading. This has to be an actual joke, right?
>>125510610
>Even after you put them in you didn't fucking explain it
that's from his original post senpai
he's just a retard whatever way you look at it
>>125510505
because he sucks ass at IGLing and playing
>>125510670
I'm sure being a pug team will help them
they almost won cobble because of adren reading the game
>>125510573
they are both onliners
hiko at least shows up at lan
why the fuck did they revert the pistol nerf?
oh well
back to tec9 drive-bys
>>125510898
le adreN dick sucker apearith baka desu senpai
>>125510863
he certainly isn't worse than the other NA IGL (Lex)
>>125510992
hello reddit
>>125510393
>to reduce the range at which spraying is preferable to tapping/bursting. is the reasoning
That's not a real explanation. That's half of a sentence. If it was a real explanation they wouldn't have had to extrapolate on it or explain it any further, but they did, because they knew it wasn't good enough. I guess you can't accept the fact that these companies actually do not give a single fuck about you or your Egamers
>>125510505
Because he's bad?
Happy is IGl, Flusha is IGL.
Hell, Xizt and Ex6TenZ still have fragging power.
Adren could work as a coach, but having him in the game is equivalent of playing 4vs5.
>>125511095
>isn't worse than the other NA
NA CS is fucked.
>>125510863
who would they even have as IGL then?
current competent NA IGLs
>sean
retired/signed to c9
>dazed
banned
>steel
banned
Americans are just almost all too dumb to be tacticians
>>125511357
>Ex6TenZ
>fragging power
lmao
>>125510898
>they almost won cobble because of adren reading the game
Ok. Just forget about every other map that Adren actually cost them the game due to his inability to get frags, right? Fuck it, just get stephen hawking to IGL. Who cares if he can't use a mouse and keyboard, his game knowledge will carry us, right?
>>125511427
I expected -adren or fugly +moe
with nitr0 as IGL because he said he'd help adren IGL
>>125511126
they said the same thing a second time because retards like you senpai
sometimes it's okay to say "oh fuck you're right," you know
hell, you can even save face by saying it right now, even after making yourself look like you have the reading skills of a toddler
we did it reddit
>>125511554
have you seen c9sean before Freak joined the team? They were trash
Dumb frog poster
>>125482451
IT HAPPENED
The idea is that our IGL would not have to be our primary AWP'er, and with allu being the primary AWP'er, we're in posession of a good secondary AWP'er as well. This should open up the playbook for us quite a lot.
>>125511554
m8 stephen hawking would be nuts at cs
just hook his robot speech eye reading shit directly into the game
imagine the precision aim and reaction times when he just has to move his eyes not his hands
>>125511846
>adren
>good secondary AWP'er
go to bed eric
>we're gonna nerf rifle spraying
why?
>to make bursting/tapping more viable
why?
>because people spray too much
why is that?
>because....uh...........
because netcode issues? because movement speed is high? because the game is badly optimized?
And then you realize that Valve would have to fix some internal issues in their game to make the most natural/desired changes, so they just put bandages on things and call it a day.
>>125510598
>and having the best entry fragger in NA lurk
holy shit adren did this?
btw is nitr0 actually a smart entry fragger? like is he smarter than freakazoid?
>>125512156
Confuses me why they thought spraying = bad in the first place.
congratulations 1.6 fans, you ruined the game A-FUCKIN-GAIN.
THIS GAME IS NOT CS 1.6 STOP BEING SO ADVERSE TO CHANGE YOU FUCKIN AUTISTS
>>125511626
>they said the same thing a second time because retards like you senpai
No, there's actually a word (those things you learn in school) for it. It's called extrapolation.
>hell, you can even save face by saying it right now, even after making yourself look like you have the reading skills of a toddler
>4chan
>save face
I'm just trying to educate you on why you shouldn't give valve your mommy's money, anon. No need to get all defensive.
WHY COULDNT THEY WAIT\ I WANTED TO SELL MY PULSE SG553/KRIEG FOR MORE THAN 1 DOLLAR
>>125511686
They are still trash and never made it anywhere.
WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST KEEP THE PISTOL CHANGES EXCEPT FOR THE GLOCK
FUCK
THE GAME WOULD BE ACTUALLY DECENT THEN
So do you think Allu will make a big difference?
The MOST I can see it doing is cementing Liquid's place as #2 NA team, unless C9 drops off hard with n0thing the pothead calling.
In fact if C9 doesn't bring in a smart player they're pretty much fucked.
>>125512446
they made finals multiple times and barely losing the final game
>>125511591
>having your best fragger and your carry igl
bad idea
the fat man would be good for it, but he's too selfish and only wants to bait
>reddit clamours for the rifle changes to be reverted
>they revert both the rifle and the pistol changes
>people are angry at valve for changing the pistols
this is amazing keep going valve I love seeing these guys get angry
>>125510573
>elige
haha no. nitr0 is debatably the best NA rifler but elige is a fucking nobody.
hiko is NA's best lurk/clutch and only swag can rival him.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN REDDIT WON?
> As it turns out, the adjustments didn’t really achieve the goal either – our rifle data shows that players in all skill groups are still spraying more than tapping or bursting.
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
On one hand, it's great that they're reverting these changes.
On the other hand, this reiterates that we're being used as guinea pigs and that they're implying that they are perfectly willing to stick with a bad change if it satisfies their "data", whatever opaque objectives they may have.
>>125512486
A big difference? Probably not. But he will definitely make them better, for sure. Probably only slightly better though, with adren still weighing them down.
>>125512486
Allu is a bot dude
carried by NiP
he only got in NiP because they had no other nordick awper
get_right hated maikellelelel since he kept talking during the round
>>125512401
let me extrapolate for you as to why you're a fucking retard then
you said they didn't provide an explanation
when presented with said explanation you moved the goalposts by saying they didn't provide enough of an explanation
when faced with the fact that their hot, fresh, new and improved explanation is literally the same thing with fluff, you give me this MUH EXTRAPOLATION meme
holy fug just face it, you didn't pay attention to the patch notes
>tfw no operation until next year
>>125512771
>dota got 2 big patches
when is tf2 matchmaking coming
>stocked up on pulse, ultraviolet, tiger moth and cyrex SGs
>they revert the changes
>>125512653
>We failed to anticipate the reaction of the community to changes in such heavy-use weapons, and we clearly need to re-evaluate our process for making and communicating about changes in that space. We still think there’s value in trying to find a better balance for pistols and more skillful ways to use rifles, so we hope to tackle rifles and pistols again in the future.
>we clearly need to re-evaluate our process for making and communicating about changes in that space.
Emphasis on "re-evaluating our process for making changes". It looks like good news, but I have no idea how they'll implement it.
>>125512915
Soon™
I don't even care about mm in TF2 at this point desu
>>125513012
That shit is code for "we'll make sure to consult reddit first."
Reddit is sill crying about MUH PROS
Holy shit. The pros are like 0.1% of the whole playerbase.
i'm so fucking mad at valve now
WHY DID THEY FUCKING CAVE IN TO REDDITS DEMANDS????
WHY IS THIS CSGO COMMUNITY *SO* AUTISTIC THAT WHEN PRESENTED WITH ANY SORT OF CHANGE THEY WAVE THEIR HANDS AT IT AND TRY TO GET IT TO GO AWAY
WHY CANT PEOPLE TRY AND ADAPT TO CHANGES RATHER THAN JUST FUCKING COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME
THOSE FUCKING AUTISTIC PRICKS STILL KEPT PLAYING THE GAME I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH, IF THE GAME HAD GONE TO SHIT WHY DID THEY KEEP PLAYING
god it makes me SO FUCKING PISSED OFF to see that reddit got their fucking way
now valve KNOW they can't do any sort of major changes THAT COUNTERSTRIKE HAS NEEDED FOR YEARS because of the community backlash!
CONGRATULATIONS, FUCKERS
YOU'VE STAGNATED THE GAME ANOTHER YEAR.
"m-muh muscle memory ak spray" FUCK YOU THE GAME SHOULD NOT BE ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT FOLLOWING AN ARBITRARY SPRAY PATTERN
IT SHOULD BE ABOUT WORKING AS A TEAM, OUTSMARTING YOUR OPPONENTS BY HOLDING ANGLES OR RUSHING SITES
NOT ABOUT HOW WELL YOU CAN TRAIN YOURSELF TO FOLLOW A DOT LIKE AN AUTISTIC SPERGLORD
FUCK REDDIT
>>125512701
>ex·pla·na·tion
ˌekspləˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun
a statement or account that makes something clear.
>makes something clear.
>clear
So you're saying you read
>"to reduce the range at which spraying is preferable to tapping/bursting."
and you understood exactly what they were doing and it made sense to you? If it did, then congratulations, you are equally as inept as the devs who made these shitty changes.
>>125513350
>implying the rifle change was good
uh... gotards???
>>125513350
check my 4
unnerf the starter pistols
>>125513350
heres your (you), you worked hard on this one anon good job
>>125512915
>play tf2
>use the scout because it's straightforward as hell and it's easy to ADADAD + aim
>people get mad at me
wtf
>he hasn't already mastered the rifle changes
Oh wait. ;)
>stand still
>pull trigger
>miss
UH DOTARDS?
>>125513350
>the changes were good
uh dotards???????????
>>125513456
Are you saying you didn't understand that? Because it's pretty self explanatory. I don't know how me understanding them makes me as retarded as them, but it's an unfortunate circumstance if true. Because that would mean that me understanding you would make me retarded. It's a good thing that whole line of logic is some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life.
>r8 unusable
>weapon changes reverted
>nothings changed game is still the same as before the major patch
FACK DIS GAME
>>125513350
>we did it reddit
all I have to say
>timers not reverted yet
what the fuck is this bullshit
40s bomb timer is pure cancer ring back 35s holy shit
>>125513957
>bring back 35s
it was 45s you spaz
>>125513350
this has to be a pasta, right?
even by "lol i trol u" standards, this is too much effort if you're serious.
>>125513350
I think the funniest part of it is that Valve said that their data didn't support the change they were trying to make.
As if the whole fucking community would be able to adapt and figure out the ideal shooting style in a week when most people have been playing this game for multiple years.
>>125513985
it was 35s
I don't play valve matchmaking where they used the abysmal 45s bomb and 2 minute timer
>playing comp for relax
>0-4 to enemy
>guy at the bottom of our team with 0 kills professes our team is terrible
>"omg i am just trolling now"
>walks into enemies every round, throwing the bomb at them etc.
>constantly shit talking the team and mic spamming
this community is worse-than-lol-tier
>>125514036
exactly
It shows what we already knew, that the veterans of counterstrike are SO SET IN THEIR WAYS that it would take a change that completely upsets the game balance (R8) before we see an actual difference in the way the game was played
>>125513985
>mm incel detected
>>125513012
>It looks like good news, but I have no idea how they'll implement it.
I fixed rifles by combining the best of 1.6 and best of GO.
Whew, that took me all of 12 seconds.
>>125514379
>I fixed rifles by combining the best of 1.6 and best of GO.
>I fixed rifles by just making it 1.6's inaccuracy pattern
>>>/reddit/
HOLY FUCK THEY FIXED COUNTERSTRIKE
JUST DOWNLOAD THIS MOD FOR IT
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/10/
dubs choose anime sticker for my pistol
>>125514509
>>I fixed rifles by just making it 1.6's inaccuracy pattern
And?
ded thred
what did the update do
>>125516340
made reddit happy
>fugly playing for c9 tonight
hype
>>125514615
GO has been better than 1.6 for like 2 years. Fuck off.
>>125516796
He would be so good for them, hopefully they don't go with automatic.
>>125516796
how is cloud9 gonna play without an IGL for the next major
I have seen the comms, n0thing is literally clueless most of the times. He will just go on and do his "plays" unless someone (freak or sean) tells him to stop screwing around
Nobody even uses the R8 anymore. What a waste of resources.
>>125517524
Why can't we have reskins
I love the animations
>>125516796
>tfw no coms of this
>stand in is a player from a team competing in the same tournament
what a fucking joke
>>125518006
OUR PIG IS CUTE. CUTE
this is your n0thing unleashed
>guy loses the easiest 1v1 ever when he has the bomb down as T
>everyone asks if he heard him
>he says no
>he says he has volume .01
>he says he has music on too
>he says "oh well its just one clutch fuck off"
fuckING NORMIE REDDITORS
>>125517303
>mfw listening to some of those TS3 POV vods of c9
>sean calls a strat/ct setup in warmup
>n0thing asks him to repeat it 20 seconds after warmup ends
>sean tells n0thing what to do
>later in the round n0thing says he doesn't even know whats going on
LMAOING RN FUCKING STONER FUCKS
>>125518607
tryhard faggot
theres nothing wrong with listening to music while playing, this isn't a super serious tournament
>>125518567
wow it's fucking n0thing
>>125516726
Are you kidding me? Reddit had been accepting of the fucking update you dumb dingle berry fuckhead
>>125518819
sean can really get beta sometimes
he had no business leaving
>>125518902
you would know all about what reddit wants wouldn't you
>>125518902
don't listen to the redditor
we were fine with the r8, but the rifle change was stupid
>>125518902
Reddit only liked the update as far it allowed them another excuse to use their SG/AUG.
They wouldn't hesitate to blame it whenever they whiffed their sprays though.
is there a cheat that corrupts replays, or simply an issue downloading something if the match literally just ended?
Wanted to watch my most recent match because a guy felt extremely sketchy towards the last 8 rounds or so, but it's only telling me corrupted download.
>>125519494
give it a minute
>>125518985
Where else does valve post? Oh and where do the updates get posted the fastest? I only check for that there.
>>125519137
Wish they'd make it so that charge up didn't take so long.
Pretty proud of myself, considering this piece of shit weapon.
It's literally 3 headshots to kill a nigga. I mean, COME ON. It's 2013+4 already.
>>125519494
Takes awhile for it to be ready for download sometimes
>skadoodle
>>125519881
>>125519584
like 5 minutes, half hour, a month
how long are we talking here
>>125519906
mOE is now better than skadoodle
top 1 NA awp
>>125519787
Hope you're enjoying your first 15 minutes of counter strike.
>>125520009
Sometimes it takes an hour sometimes a day.
>>125520009
literally a minute
it really is apparent how shit c9 is without seangares
n0thing and freakazoid are both idiots
shroud and skadoodle are both autists
no one to call strats
no one to be a leader
so while we're at it can we revert the awp nerf?
>>125513350
> implying the rifle nerf was a good thing
> hurr
>>125520272
my nigga mOE
the awp nerf WAS STUPID
imagine guardian the way hes been lately without the awp nerf
>>125520620
shit
he was never an aggressive awper like JW or kennys
that's why he got good after the nerf
>>125520620
Guardian is better now than he was back before the nerf. KennyS is the one that blows now.
tfw chrisJ can't get a disability pass from valve to play with the old awp
RIP fns
jk lol its about time desu lads
>>125521515
>blows now
he's always been overrated
>cloud 9 is being fucked by literal nobodies
Absolute cucks.
>C9 getting blown out by our guys
today is a good day
>CLG and C9 can't even qualify for the csgo TV league
>>125521917
rip antman
/r/ing the pic of him and the character from antz
>this fucking slav caster
Is this real fucking life?
>>125522608
He's not a caster.
no really
why did sean leave
this close to the turner league as well
>>125522718
for his own mental wellbeing
he can't handle jordan and freakazoid on the same team i don't think
>>125521917
i wonder what he does now
>>125522718
Because his team was shit and so is the entire NA. Why waste his time when he's got a career as a model open.
>>125522408
i dont have that one
but heres some smug pansy
>>125522896
fug she reminds me of the girl that told me she loved me and then fucked me over
>>125522860
jw x seangares tape when?
>>125522860
i never got this meme. he doesn't actually look abnormally good.
>>125521928
He was always inconsistent but now he just consistently blows. E-sport player of the year my ass.
>>125522718
He knew how fucked they were once they couldn't abuse adderall to get good results.
Besides, I bet he's sick of retard wrangling.
>>125522608
He's the best analyst actually. He's always frank and doesn't fall into the hiveminds or get sucked into the positive narratives like the other casters. He's like a chubby fifflaren.
why isn't swag playing? is he banned from this as well?
>>125523312
?
toned
face is symmetrical
good chin
forehead not too big or small
>mafw 1vX clutch and the enemies mad af in all chat
>>125523684
delete this
>>125523595
yeah
m0E said torqued couldn't enter the quals because azk, dazed, and steel were banned from competing in anything on faceit besides pugging
>>125523508
I want to see more Sean as analyst. He was incredibly spot on at ESEA and actually knew his shit.
In general we need more ex-player analysts and less nobody meme people. Well, you can have one or two meme persons at desk to keep it lively i guess.
Dreamdesk: Sean, Maniac, Fiffy with Thoorin to keep it lively.
Did they just double smoke banana?
Fuck they are so lost without sean
>>125524016
>Thoorin
take him out and you have a good desk
>>125524016
maniac sucks dick
obligatory m0E post baka senpai desu
>>125524603
Mind if I save this?
>>125524603
post the handshake one
>>125523905
>paying for a service which has banned you
>>125524603
dA-k1ng
>>125524716
all yours senpai!
C9 confirmed for tier 3 team.
Bravo nothing.
>>125523312
uhhh gotard ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqz5Bjezu14
SEAN COME BACK ;_:
sean bro where did you go you took it alll
this is so fucking funny
>>125524881
no one circlejerks minniker and hes easily 20x as good looking as that manlet
>>125525359
minikerr's personality is different
>about to go 16:1 as a CT on inferno
Sean you should have euthanized them before quitting.
SEAN WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
wait fugly is actually trying out for c9?
did he get kicked from TL?
12% :^)
>>125525132
tfw sean will never come back
>he betted NA overdog
>>125525629
yeah, -fulgy +allu because adren is literally besties with the owner of liquid. supposedly +tarik to c9
NoOoOoOOOOoo
Is lucky on nme for reals or another standin? I thought he quit/was on some tier three team
>>125526190
Nme is a tier 3 team.
tfw koosta throwing
>>125526397
only reason i would guess he did that is maybe he was using usp and ran out of bullets
tfw no qt mixed gf
>all 4 players pushing truck side together
>with rifles
>against pistols
>get slaughtered
tfw mexican qt gf
>>125526682
>mixed
>>125526736
>tfw trump will deport her
shit9 cant beat enemyGG
>C9 is literally a tier 3 NA team without sean
Can't say I'm not amused.
>>125526736
which color sharpie does she use for her eyebrows?
>>125526789
real mexican women are shaped like refrigerators
>>125526986
>>125526813
uhh shes a citizen AND gets her eyebrows done like a nice girl
dont fucking bully
>>125526263
nah they're two NA. i thought he was on something like tectonic
>>125526789
I actually dont know if shes mixed desu but shes got those DSL's namsayin
>>125526948
people like to bring up this meme that n0thing is some good player
he is trash in csgo
pistols are balanced
>>125527483
Animemers need to fuck off
You cant taste, feel or smell an anime
ynk
n
k
ynk is still my waifu
>>125527850
based ivan instructing c9 how to play basic cs
https://twitter.com/OpTicMaNiaC
optic is making a new g2. they bought maniac
>>125528085
gud1
NA CS is hitting the amazing new levels.
Boy the next major is going to be fun.
DAZED
A
Z
E
D
Honestly after time has passed and most of the dust has settled does anyone think that the banned iBP players will perform or get to a level where they can consistently put up good results let alone win international lans if they do end up getting banned? I think that swag and dazed have the most potentional out of the 4
>>125528502
steel is nutty
>>125528502
every time swag does something i like him less. i hope he never gets unbanned but dazed and steel do
i just bought my cat a toy
>>125528913
what kind
C9 TARIK CONFIRMED, CHECK HIS STREAM
>>125529148
its like a stick and has some material hanging off it, a reviewer said it's tougher than they thought
>>125529148
>>125529564
i want a fucking kitty cat or a ferret maaaaaannnn fml or even a cute parrot or a raccoon that would be awesome
>n0thing is the new cloud9 igl
does steel still have his cat ?
>>125530202
Im pretty sure he said his cat is at his dads house but fuck je has an adorable cat too
dogs > literally every other pet
>>125530448
a true pet enthusiast enjoys all animals
>>125530735
no one actually enjoys fish
>>125530825
>fish
>pets
>>125530448
Parrots are better.
>>125530937
he said "enjoys all animals"
fish are animals
>>125526682
>
ive met that girl. wtf.
>>125531134
>fish
>not plants
a few hours ago the rifle change and pistol change was reverted. The way we asked for this was through constant nagging, crying, and abuse. The team then decided to listen to us as a collective, make a change for us, write an official apology (again) and push aside their faith in what they want to do with their game. They should be congratulated right about now on their co-operation, and going forward in the future we should work more closely with them, taking into account that in the apology they wrote "we listen to the community". So let's be polite, and do this game proud.
Ty volvo
>>125532091
redditors are so cringey rofl
>>125532091
WE DID IT REDDIT
>mfw i just knifed Renegades Havoc at this DM server
REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>125532575
HIT THAT (You)
>playing alt account for shits at dmg
>win 5 games in a row
>lose one
>deranked to mge
huh? I just want to stay dmg
>>125533561
word about reddit is the welfare ranks are being slowly reverted and people are starting to derank again
>>125533561
Something fucked up is going on with rank system right now. I won 8 games in a row at lem, lost one and was deranked to le. I didn't even perform badly in the game I lost.
Similar thing happened to my buddy as well, and a bunch of others from what I've seen.
>>125533561
>>125533718
>>125533721
FUCK now im too scared to play
>>125533794
welfare rank dmg is pre welfare nova 4 so if post welfare ranks are a full revert thats where you should expect to end up
>>125533561
>>125533721
>>125533794
Yup, do not queue right now. I've also had the same thing happen, and my friends have reported it as well. I deranked on a loss, after a long win streak at le on my scout only smurferino.
>>125533794
im GE and lost 3 in a row and havent even started matching with supremes yet so higher elo globals are fine
>>125533948
I think everything below smfc/globe is basically in the danger zone for being instantly deranked on a loss, regardless of win ration or streaks based on what I've read from multiple sources. If you want to be silver, now is the time.
>>125533941
its not a right now thing, its a ranking change
if you just avoid the queue then after a month your rank will decay
>>125534485
I'm not telling him to avoid queues for a whole month. I'm just saying wait it out a bit for more information. Valve did something, just don't exactly know what. Would be wise to just wait and see and play pugs in the mean time if you're able, or care about your rank.
Why do people care about ranks so much?
can an account thats lost its rank play with lem/smfc without a 5 stack
>>125534662
its the next generation of gamers, everything is about ranks and queues
same reason community servers died
i heard europeans are having more poor and unheathy imports of ppl
i am from americas, where do i send semen to help those who are less fortunate?
what are you getting your gf for christmas csgog
>>125534982
dont you mean when? and at christmas
>>125470414
>>125470453
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>125534982
kafir pls
>>125534982new earrings, batman knee socks, and batman panties
Also, the system is definitely weird with ranks right now. I deranked my LE account to like gn2 in a day. Its fun rushing people with a cz at this rank, and watching them cry hacks. Can't wait til server.
>>125534982
>another christmas spent alone
>another year and still virgin
>>125535310
tfw living abroad so not even spending christmas with my parents
I think I might have to pretend not to be home so my neighbors dont find out
>>125534982
my dick lmao
>>125535310
Don't be sad. Here's a (You) for you.
>>125535310
is there a word for "conversationless virgin" because I've never had a conversation with a girl that wasnt work school or family related
>>125512357
Spraying was 10x shittier in 1.6 tho.
>>125535590
basement dweller
>>125535310
me too f a m
hey everybody, the super reddit genius "sloth squadron" has weighed in on the most recent patch
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3x0usv/in_depth_analysis_of_december_15_2015_weapon/
lets all email valve and get him a job there :)
>>125536014
>be fat neet
>open up game files
>post numbers on reddit
>get job @ valve
>market discount goes away tomorrow
>what i want is either too expensive or i dont really want to buy it since it will go lower
What do you guys use for 3D modeling software?
volvo on suicide watch lmao
>>125536735
literally cucked lol
>>125536473
i want a blue steel huntsman should i get it
the head honchos at volvo motor corporation have decided to hand tweak the pistols and they seek your sage advice to do it
apply one buff and one nerf to each gun you feel needs it
dazed on suicide watch
ffs late night esea is so ass I always get LA or denver servers with 60 ping even though im as east coast as it can get
>>125537650
blue steel is a great knife style but I'm not a fan of huntsman
how about flip or bayonet
>>125538156
prince edward island?
>>125538431
no im in boston
>there are shitters who still play on 4:3
get with the times grandpa
fuck it feels so good to shoot the m4 again after practicing with the shitty aug
I'm cool with the sg I mean we're cool but fuck the aug
>>125539026
What is even the advantage to black bars?
whats bad about constantly spraying
>>125539346
Helps them get tunnel vision or something.
>>125539552
not much
only problem is killing at long range
>>125539609
spraying is still better long range
>dye my hair blonde
>I am know as a delinquent
>>125539757
its important to make the distinction between bursting and full on spraying
unless you're gtr you probably aren't gonna hit the shots you want if you spray down long to a guy on site on d2
>tfw just watch streams all day
>dont even play the game anymore
why am i here
>>125539835
if you do the correct spray pattern its always better its as simple as that
if you want to factor in incorrect spray patterns its irrelevant to talk about
So how did you like your revolver patch, gotards?
>>125540397
except its not though
at the longest ranges bursting/tapping is simply better
>>125540741
nope
tapping puts less bullets on your crosshair in the same amount of time than spraying at all ranges
>>125541027
I said bursting as well you mong
theres no point in spamming long range
>>125541242
the point of spraying long range is to do the most damage of any fire type, which it does
there is no range where holding down fire is worse than any other option
>>125541286
why am I arguing with you
you're obviously rightLOL
>>125541397
yes I agree it is very obvious that I am right, not sure why it took you that long when its basic game mechanics
>>125541486
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong.
How about that R8
fags
>>125541486
hahahahahahahah
you're retarded
let me explain it to you because you obviously dont get what im saying
theres no point in spraying a whole clip at someone who's a billion units away
when you can just do 5-10 shot bursts and kill them without having to waste 2/3 of a clip, the time it takes to shoot that 2/3 of a clip and reload, and taking unnescessary damage
ontop of that the guy is asking a basic question about if spraying constantly is bad
whatever his spray is its going to be garbage
so saying "yeah just dump a mag into him, the bullets are going to hit, trust me" is complete bullshit
like
are you mentally fucked?
>>125541998
no I just know how to play csgo, which is why I gave him the correct advice instead of making shit up
>>125542085
lol
apparently not buddy
>>125541998
did you forget DPS>anything else
i mean maybe if first shot was 100% accurate tapping and bursting would be ok but it's never going to be like that and that's why spraying is always better
>tfw low level and wont get the badge by the end of the year
FUCK
>>125542147
I mean if you refuse to understand that spraying is how to play csgo you are actually worse off than a new player who simply doesnt know how to play
its unfortunate but we cant all be good at the game
What should I know before playing MM?
>>125542391
how to banter so you dont get bullied, practice on csgog
Why the fuck did they change the pistols back too?
Fucking retards
no reasons to buy ak/m4's, tec 9 can literally always win
>>125542546
too lazy
>>125542391
spray patterns because tap shooting is terrible
>>125542167
DPS is irrelevant when you kill in 4-5 hits
>>125542342
I never said spraying was bad
I said that you shouldn't do it at maximum range and that there are better options
>>125542659
the whole point is that you should do it at maximum range, its correct at every range
there was just a massive patch where valve tried to address this because of how effective it is, not sure how even that is too subtle for you
>>125542659
more like 2-3
>>125542749
more like 0-1
>woke up at 1AM and can't get back to bed
help
Kek
>>125542749
sure whatever makes what I said better
>>125542740
except the innacuracy when you spray a whole mag is way more apparant at max range
I'm talking about the ak here not faggot ct guns
>Ecoing is now once again the most effective strat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WE DID IT REDDIT is now the main meme
holy fuck to think they think they won against valve
now they're sucking valve's dick even harder
despite the game still fucking sucking a big huge cock
fuck i hate this meme
mfw invested in deagle skins during the update
>>125542879
yes, the accuracy is worse. no, its not worse than tapping or bursting when it comes to killing something
just read all my posts again
There isn't even an explanation for the pistol change in their retarded blogpost
I'm done with this retarded game
>>125543210
the problem is that the guy is asking if there are downsides to standing still and shooting for a full mag
which there obviously are
>>125543506
they want to please reddit, that's the reason
>>125543586
did they really complain about pistols?
>>125543135
they will still go down, eventually the r8 will be at a place where its 50-50 with the deag and then no matter what deag skines will be less desirable
>>125543780
i don't care, my money is still more than doubled
>>125543734
a lot of people complained about pistols including pros
>>125543506
pistols are honestly too inaccurate while standing they need a buff
theres no reason we should regularly be seeing pros fire 15+ shots at each other and fail to land a headshot with their crosshair on the head the whole time
>>125544287
its about moving accuracy
pistol rounds should be about aim, not about dodging the enemys shot
what happened to those mlg edit things?
>>125544451
a few memes took over the genre and it became completely about repeating those memes while also becoming very mainstream and younger age audience
casual is actually pretty ok practice for entry fragging
yooooooooooooooooooooo
http://strawpoll.me/6281482
>>125546960
fiffy #1
wedit #2
sgares #2000000
>>125547303
fiff is too cool to be gay you fags stop talking about him
human garbage
so is csgolounge dead for good?
people are still betting with their returns, sure
but its inevitable theyre going to eventually want their skins back
>>125547583
In terms of cute powerlevels, his is easily the highest.However my choice of homo fantasy is being used by w3dit over and over again :>
>>125546960
>first person to vote yes
Senpaitachi, I...
dazed is nutty
dazed is salty
dazed
is
>>125549874
a nigger
a salty nut
a crab walking spraying faggot
so this is what CSGO players look like.
>>125550356
B A S E D
PIGMAN
chroma 3 with new finishes for case-only knives when
so this is what CSGO players look like.
>>125550356
JW has such a comforting smile, I want him to be my senpai desu.
fucking dick in my ass
>csgog told me spray close range and tap long range
>find out pros spray at all ranges
>ive been doing it wrong this entire time
FUCK U
so this is what CSGO players look like.
>>125551075
they can spray at long range, you cn't
>>125551125
no i can u cant
>>125551075
LOOK AT THIS GUY CAM
>>125551185
1v1 me in cod noob
>>125551231
lmfao kid
>>125551298
scared pussy meow
>>125550356
THANK YOU BASED MAN OF MANY PIGS, SAVIOR OF OUR SKINS
>>125540558
How do you like your beta male pro players that reflect you dotakek?
What if Valve ruined CSGO just so that they could then un-ruin it later and reap the fruit of being regarded good guys?
>>125552094
I think that might be the true they literally did everything they could to get people mad
why aren't you subbed to m0E yet
Should I ever spray with an ak or should I just stick to 2-3 bullet bursts?
>>125552217
fuck moe
>>125552229
no
>>125552094
>>125552141
Maybe it was a warning
They wanted to show us their power, how bad they can fuck our shit up if they wish to
when stuck, just ask yourself, what would JDM do?
>>125552339
Lay back?
i heard clg are going to win the next major is this true
>there was only one operation in all of 2015
>one
>>125553420
im new what was it like before 2015
>>125553409
Don't see why not
>>125553520
they started in mid 2013 and 2013 still had 2
then 2014 had 3
2015 had 1
>>125552217
he's a meme player
i dreamt my rws dropped .4 points today
should i play?
>>125552217
hello reddit
>>125553662
Yea who cares
>>125554140
me tbH
just read that c9 lost 0-2 to nme
goes to show how fucking trash NA top teams are
fucking torqued raped nme in fragadelphia
>>125554528
that was before fpl came along, NME have been practicing really hard and will be the 2nd team next to liquid leading NA in 2016
>>125554598
i know. the point still stands. torqued have practiced for a week before the lan
>>125554598
Koosta is nutty as hell tho
I'm a cuck!
okay
okay
guys
I really like rain and I want to be his sexslave, what do?
>>125554796
kill yourself
>>125554696
NUTTY
U
T
T
Y
>>125554796
RAIN IS NUTTY
>>125554825
I want rains nuts in my mouth. I want to suck on his juicy balls while his cock rests on my face.
>>125554796
swap bodies with SonyaTheEvil
can someone explain to me why valve is called volvo??
>>125534454
I'm high LEM, (occasional SMFC or two in game), and I have lost 2-3 in a row a couple times this week, and haven't deranked. Annecdotally, I'd have to agree with you, I haven't heard anyone at SMFC or above get deranked
>>125554714
You are a cuck!
Why are there so many bad clutch players? and Secondarily, why does everyone and their mother pick up the AWP when it's a clutch situation, there's almost always no benefit in doing so and often is detrimental
how do you practice in dm
>>125557000
click on heads
>>125557000
scout only
>>125557000
niqqa just point on their heads and BABAM
>>125557058
>>125557348
>>125557393
ty just got global /csgog/ is the best
>>125557000
nice trips my senpai
Practice keeping your crosshair at head level. Don't really tap fire at heads but go for quick headshot kills. If you miss, then stop and let your recoil reset and try again.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=368026786
Use this map and just us short bursts at BOT's heads. Make sure you join CT, the map does everything else. Take your time and try to trace heads for a second before pulling the trigger. Especially useful for practicing deagle shots.
>>125558116
Im actually trying to help nigga.
Have you thanked reddit for fixing the rifles again today /csgog/?Have you also kissed your /csgog/ bf and hugged him close?
>There are people who think ScreaM is legit
>>125558308
>they fix the rifles
>play one game
>jump off
>>125558340
he's legit hot and I would stick my tongue under his foreskin
>>125558390
i know right
>>125558340
which soccer club's jersey is that
>>125500530
>not adren
>not removing this faggy "coach" from team liquid
uuuuh, Americans????
Hello??????????
>>125558978
>removing our guy
in your dreams
>>125556616
>Was global elite 2 week ago
>deranked naturally a month ago to supreme
>deranked twice in the past week and a bit from 4 losses
ok, doesnt help that I top-fragged all the games i lost
>>125559485
>our guy
leave /magog/
>>125559493
frags dont mean anything
>>125559569
>33 kills
>14 assists
>7 MVP stars
doesnt mean anything :^)
On my 8th win as unranked and I'm facing gold nova twos. Does that mean I'll be one once I win my 10th match?
>>125559645
doesn't mean shit unless you win the round :)
legit, check OP
http://www.hltv.org/forum/987351-girlfriend-kinky-things
>>125559751
38 waist?
Damn that's one well built girl lmao
>>125559852
I have no idea what that means since I don't leave the house
How big is that
>>125559925
That's small/medium mens size
>>125559953
Kek
>drop a 40 bomb
>lose 14-16
fucking hell
where were you when reddit killed counterstrike?
>>125536243
That's way more than anyone else is doing, including the people at Valve.
>>125560262
Hello reddit
We wanted them to revert the rifle changes ASAP
Actually valve will make the first ~4 shots more accurate like in 1.6 thanks to that sc2 pro
Yes they didn't know about this before for some reason
>>125560421
I'm well aware of what reddit wanted, you didn't need to elaborate. You faggots whine here all the time.
>>125560484
Neck yourself you redditor
>>125559703
Pls respond
>>125560484
fuck off reddit
im going to read masturbation master
>>125558340
>there are people who think flusha is legit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fri9uy9gSw8
>>125560151
>drop a 40 bomb
>get kicked & banned for a week
fucking hell
>>125561052
huh
>>125561368
>drop 40 bomb
>realize it was 30 min dm
>>125561305
did u just install aim lock for this video? or is there a console command for it. if so please tell me some, i wanna troll some of my friends in private servers :D
>>125561569
xD such a troll lol
>drop the bass
>no flex
now watch me whip (can you do it?)
>>125561661
anime
>trying out for a pro team with 150 ping
need a 5th for comp,
Any rank, any region althrough pref AU/NZ/Near by.
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242580879847/76561198257741297
>tfw you drain worldedits balls but then you wake up and it was just a dream
http://www.g2esports.com/g2-statement-about-gaming-paradise/
ayy lolmao
>>125562170
WHY IS EVERYBODY HERE SO FUCKING GAY I JUST GOT A GF
>>125562235
because girls are fucking disgusting and they're all whores while boys are cute and nice and good at cs
>>125562131
you guys still need somebody I'll play
>>125562131
I'm Aus GE, what rank is this lobby
why is c9 so fucking bad?
lmao @ NA cs
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242580879847/76561198257741297
>>125564836
don't click virus
>>125564836
>steam://joinlobby/730/109775242580879847/76561198257741297
>You are not able to join this session
>>125562235
because they are human garbage
What happened? Did they change the rifles again.
>>125566278
yes
>>125566278
yes
>>125566278
maybe
>>125566278
i don't know
i don't know anything
>>125566278
I'm a cuck
what do you think reddit will change next about CSGO?
>>125566976
reddit loves nuke so probably something about nuke
also I bet the sg and aug will be involved reddit loves those too
>>125567080
>he thinks nuke is reddit
please fuck off
>>125567168
nuke is the most reddit map in the game
>>125567080
>reddit loves nuke
The only people who love nuke are faggot lolyou/phoon memers and anime. Nuke is the fucking essence of magog
>>125567470
nah reddit loves nuke they always hype it and had a shitstorm petitioning against it being removed. they also hype it all the time
nuke is popular among children and reddit has a lot of children
anime is a very small portion of csgog, around 2-3 people
>>125567759
nuke is literally THE counterstrike map
if u dont like it you can FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT YoU FUCKING CHILD FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrmUQAh-WQ
>>125569076
>be right handed
>pull mouse to left
>hit keyboard
>shot goes off
"lmao chetting scum" -reddit 2012-20XX
>>125566278
I don't even play the game.
>>125570917
this
Are you happy you fucking autists?
>No only happy if R8 gets removed and AWP changes get reversed
Reddit got the rifles update reverted back, so it's all good now
Can we all just agree that Reddit is far superior from csgog now?
>>125571587
if the AWP changes to reveresed I'd be happy
>post on reddit
>get no upboats
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotards?
>>125567759
>around 2-3 people
uhh gotard????
Why is there always one retard who doesn't accept the match on face it?
Also when I do get in game there's always another guy who doesn't join. It takes literally over an hour to get a match going.
How can people unironically play this shit?
http://www.hltv.org/news/16644-spiidi-returns-to-mouz-gob-b-leaves
RIP GOB "GANGSTA" B
>>125572391
Why did the best player leave?
>>125567759
I love Nuke since I was a child.
Still love it today.
If you don't like it, it's probably because you get fucked on it.
Nuke was good back then and still is pretty good today.
>4q
>4 matches in a row the pug is rude, uncommunicative, uncooperative, and lends themselves to griefing/leaving/getting kicked
>"do you have a mic?"
>they glock down a random teammate who didn't even ask
>"hold a different corner, i have awp here"
>they stand in front, proceed to follow while shooting pistol
>"hey, pug. we're 4q, where do you want to go"
>"just fuck"
>"sorry?"
>they try to vote kick one of us
>"were a 4q thats not happening"
>they abandon
>one of us deranks (on top of the meme derank they already got)
>decide to solo queue
>"hey pug, wanna throw this one?"
>"sure"
>kicked
I learned to stop giving a shit about what picture Valve slaps at the end of my name a long time ago but god damn.
>>125572391
im cryinf
its always the good niggas smdh
I had a dream I was still in college and missed a class in a 400 level history class. It was a bad dream.
>>125572391
wtf im crying...
>>125573010
just shitter things
Is it better to get good on pistol/eco rounds and take a dip in moral in the event you lose round 1 or 16, or is it better to just play at five tenths and not care if you win or lose those rounds.
>>125572391
rip
looks like the meta has almost completely moved away from actual tactical play
welcome to the time of every team being 5 aimers performing pug strats
thanks valve
>>125572391
>was released from the squad after his teammates decided against continuining to play with him.
Murdered by his own teammates.
RIP Fak B.
Is their couch any good though?
get_right streaming, waiting for game
>>125573990
i think he's ok, but he's no God "Based G" B
>tfw just changed to playing without accel after playing with accel for 5 years
I don't know what to feel. Can't aim for shit, the aim is so sensitive to any movement I feel like a silver shitter.
quick break
>>125574513
Then don't do that.
>>125575331
But playing with accel is broken. The sensitivity jumps when I lose frames, the native acceleration in the mouse is shit and you can't build proper muscle memory.
>>125575593
Then git gud
Protip: shoot at your enemies until they die.
You get used to it after a few deathmatches.
>>125575736
>You get used to it after a few deathmatches.
Changed to playing without accel 2 days ago and been literally playing since and it still feels sluggish
>>125575903
change sensitivity around?
it took me quite a while to get used to CS's low sensitivity requirements after only playing twitch shooters
only played 1.6 & I got vacced like 10 years ago
>7%
>betting against russians
xaxaxa my friend))))
>mir
>being this blatant
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao no wonder he's russian
my father woke me up and told me that he's taking the dog to get euthanized today
my father woke me up and told me that allu is going to play for NA
>>125578465
serious lmao sillver
>>125577673
>>125578204
>tfw forgot password and changing pass causes a 5 day trade ban so I couldn't bet on vexed or arcade
Why the fuck are there so many microtransactions in a non-F2P game? I get Team Fortress but this game feels like such a ripoff. They give you all these stupid chests but you "buy" the keys, that seems almost evil from a psychological pov.
my father didn't wake up
my father woke me up and told me that he's taking the NA CS to get euthanized today
>pistol nerf got reverted
my dad needs to euthanize me
my father woke up my gf who dragged me to bed, was the game worth watching?
So was vexed's win just a fluke or do they have a chance to win the next match even though they're at a disadvantage?
>>125579540
my dad woke up vexxed and asked them to throw
>>125579086
tell him to bring me too
>>125579670
>my dad woke up vexxed and asked them to throw
thanks senpai
>buy stattrak min wear bizon antique for 1.5 or so because I like bizon
>check now, it's 4.6
>what the fuck
>skyrocketed on first of april
what the fuck happened
>>125580189
the case probably went up in price
>not getting a stattrack battle scarred bizon that's in the new case
>friend wins 14 games in a row
>doesnt level up
>30 minutes later another friend tells me MM isnt working right
So, is it a boogeyman or is there actually something wrong?
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